Ghazghkull becomes FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

Ghazghkull becomes FORKLIFT CERTIFIED | a Warhammer 40k story

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@DreadAnon 4 ай бұрын

>nobody has noticed that the hostage guardsman changes to a completely different accent halfway through heh heh, just according to keikaku.....

@jasonalcatraz5817 4 ай бұрын

Actually, I noticed. I figured you just forgot halfway through the recording since you dedicated all yer braincells to Ghazghkull and the cowboy's voice.

@TheRipplaya 3 ай бұрын

*(Keikaku means plan in Japanese)

@starkillaa2444 3 ай бұрын

Truly a master manipulator, aren't ya Tzeentch.

@LockeLynx 3 ай бұрын

What figure is that with the revolver bolter Texas hat?

@markkiefer3243 4 ай бұрын

"LOOK OUT YARRICK, HE'S FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!" Ghazkull: *Signature look of orky superiority*

@GrommtheOrc 4 ай бұрын

DId you know dat I'm FORKLIFT zertifoied? Dat means Oi'm allowed ta krump ya and da 'Umie law will say "Ey, das cool. Das fine."

@Tere225 4 ай бұрын

Gotta ta drive in reverse. Vision be blocked by the umie statue

@jurtheorc8117 4 ай бұрын

YOU MEANZ SUPERIORKITY ...Orkity. Ork-kitty WHERE'S DA SABERTOOTH SERVAL SQUIGS AT!?!? WE NEEDS SOME PROPPA ORKY MOUNTS

@wu1ming9shi 3 ай бұрын

@@GrommtheOrc lmao! Google translate can even do ORC! 🤣

@skypiratecaptain 2 ай бұрын

who do you think the dead friend was that he got forklift certified for?

@mysticone2112 4 ай бұрын

when Orks are more OSHA compliant then the Mechanicus

@shonklebonkle324 4 ай бұрын

Unironically sometimes they might be. The mechanicus uses people as batteries and exposes them to a lot of radiation.

@keen8549 4 ай бұрын

Even they put the gigantic Space Wolves Astartes and his mates were decorated with trophies in respect

@thespacemarine247 4 ай бұрын

gud meme

@yaelz6043 4 ай бұрын

More compliant than most current day irl workplaces.

@kaeleastlord 4 ай бұрын

@@yaelz6043 orks are probably less scared to report violations. The boss comes in hot? Someone's getting krumped.

@Canadianenclave 4 ай бұрын

fORKlift certified

@steveishere8808 4 ай бұрын

BA DUM *tss*

@DreadAnon 4 ай бұрын

sensible chuckle

@rickconnolly5006 4 ай бұрын

Well played old boy

@Scarletraven87 4 ай бұрын

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ip2vd6WcgpyhY8U

@eefthebeef3047 2 ай бұрын

'Orklift certified

@Velgarn 4 ай бұрын

"Loot at me Yarrick, i'm forklift zertifoied" *Waaagh tears*

@Franz0818 4 ай бұрын

“Well done, Greenskin, bloody well done.” - Ole Bale Eye

@ReaperofValhalla 4 ай бұрын

“They built a statue of Cain” Heads will roll when the big man finds out

@JoshMC2000 4 ай бұрын

Yarrick has one to gaz keep ya hear on

@silverhand9965 4 ай бұрын

Cain just can't stop winning No really, he tried to stop, but it just keeps happening

@Wrench-Monkey24 4 ай бұрын

heads are gonna get squashed

@abbadullreee3298 4 ай бұрын

@@Wrench-Monkey24krupmed*

@Izayoink_Saccuy 3 ай бұрын

Amog us

@LordCrate-du8zm 4 ай бұрын

“YOU’Z IZ TOO LATE, ANGRON! I’Z ALREADY FORKLIFT CERTIFOIED! FOR OL’ BALE EYEEEEEEEE!” _runs him over_

@Da_ComputerMonster 4 ай бұрын

HE _TRIIIIIIED_ To kill him with a *FORKLIFT!*

@FanaticSpirit 4 ай бұрын

@@Da_ComputerMonster Ah, a man of culture...

@isaiahcampbell488 4 ай бұрын

Did you know the prongs also open and close? There's a lot more than running over commissars that could happen with an ork behind the wheel of a forklift.

@markkiefer3243 3 ай бұрын

@@Da_ComputerMonster oh my God, extremely rare to see another MST3K enjoyer.

@dz883 26 күн бұрын

Honestly i can see ghazghkull ramming the prongs of a forklift directly into Angron's knee's, bailing and then just start shootin the big red fucker

@xzenitramx666 4 ай бұрын

He wants to lift his selfsteam since he got depressed.

@yurabuchkov8138 4 ай бұрын

Thanks to angron *sarcasm*

@Sweetness71775 4 ай бұрын

And what better way to lift something than with a forklift?

@notsofree_willy 4 ай бұрын

Forklift certification is very important for the progression of Ork society

@stingerjohnny9951 3 ай бұрын

Unironically true

@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 2 ай бұрын

Imagine all the things the Grots could lift and move around if they got forklift certified. No more constructing buildings one stick at a time.

@zsoltgyuricza6961 4 ай бұрын

When I realized its for Yarick I wept

@danielsbarrow581 4 ай бұрын

I criet lots too brother. 😭🫂

@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 4 ай бұрын

3:25 This is cannon to me now. Orks can't love but Ghazghkull heart grew 3 sizes bigger when he encountered Yarrick on Armageddon.

@MrRobot673 4 ай бұрын

Damn I want a rivalry/friendship like Ghazghkull and Yarrick truly a friendship that was ment to last

@FormerGovernmentHuman 3 ай бұрын

Dont you mean Ciaphas Cain? ;)

@KonyCurrentYear 4 ай бұрын

Bruva Alfabusa lives on in these skits

@TheEmeraldMenOfficial 2 ай бұрын

Isn’t that the ITEHTTS guy?

@37_newts_in_a_costume Ай бұрын

Did he die?

@TheEmeraldMenOfficial Ай бұрын

@@37_newts_in_a_costume No. Games Workshop sent him a cease and desist.

@tox9809 20 күн бұрын

@@37_newts_in_a_costume no but he canceled tts because he didn't want to get sued by games workshop

@37_newts_in_a_costume 20 күн бұрын

@tox9809 oh that's better than dying usually when people reference a KZbinr in past tense it means they died

@raguelelnaqum 4 ай бұрын

Yarrick needs to come back from death being Zamboni certified. THEIR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY

@BrianHopson 4 ай бұрын

As a massive Cain fan it fucking hurt to see Yarrick get sidelined like that.

@danielhan4537 4 ай бұрын

Ghazkull: NOW IS DA TIME FOR THE GREAT WAH INVENTION. DA LIFTA! tIME LIFT THEM TITANS OFF ZE GROUND!

@minibotas9496 4 ай бұрын

N’ MAYBE, WE’Z KAN DROP DEM TITANS TOO ONCE DEY’S LIFTED UP WOT IF WE’Z CALL IT… A LIFTA-DROPPA?! Random Mek: dat exists already, boss ZOG IT ALL!

@kdelfino1767 4 ай бұрын

Says demon, shows Kris Tyson... This...this is why we love you dude!

@golgothavirus 4 ай бұрын

Ava Tyson. No need to be deadnaming even if she a creep.

@mikecampos1193 4 ай бұрын

Based

@milkmilk807 4 ай бұрын

tbh i really hope it's because the child stuff and not because she's the trans of gender (not looking to start a fight here m8)

@xyannick3sshitpostshelf95 4 ай бұрын

@@milkmilk807Nah bruv you're right lol

@grigoriyremez8851 4 ай бұрын

@@milkmilk807 Both are valid reasons tbh

@obamadodecahedron6586 4 ай бұрын

-Says Daemon -Shows Ava (Kris) Tyson Well played DreadAnon

@AnUnknownPlayer. 4 ай бұрын

Love chris being called a demon 😂

@WilliamDurge 4 ай бұрын

one of the most compelling stories in the 21st century, Ghazghkull's story of his promise brought a tear to my eye

@vihuynhquang5204 3 ай бұрын

Ghazkull: *”ANGRON!!!! IM COMING FER YER HEAD!!!! IM NOW ZOGGING FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!!!”* Angron: 😨😨😨😨😱😱😱😱☠️☠️☠️☠️

@beefyblom 4 ай бұрын

3:49 Commissar, permission to execute?

@gabrielmontenegro9476 3 ай бұрын

Permission granted.

@connorfederle228 2 ай бұрын

Of course he disrespected Sebastian yarrik and that will not be tolerated anywhere in the imperam

@joaoalbertocostaelima4357 2 ай бұрын

Do it NOW with no remorse

@elroyscout Ай бұрын

Pretty sure Cain would cap the general himself. You do not disrespect Yarrick.

@vashishmanohar4542 4 ай бұрын

1:29 Damn that was cold. He's right of course but damn

@MightyElo 3 ай бұрын

Someone needs to make a kit bash of Ghazgual riding a forklift

@datpolakmike 4 ай бұрын

The fucking amogus in his note, I'm deaddddd

@chorenewt 4 ай бұрын

Ava Kris Tyson being a demon is crazy bro

@grigoriyremez8851 4 ай бұрын

He’s a demon of Slaanesh, it checks out

@Ratwithagatpewpew69 4 ай бұрын

As a certified forklift driver, I approve

@Azakamak2401 4 ай бұрын

Big same.

@stoops187 2 ай бұрын

Cheers my fellow patriots

@christianweibrecht6555 4 ай бұрын

Imagine how orcs will use forklifts in battle

@BierBart12 4 ай бұрын

I imagine a tank lifted up by a giant forklift to shoot over a wall

@Kekatronic 4 ай бұрын

like a battle bots flipper bot

@Del_S 4 ай бұрын

ORKlifts

@WarFoxThunder 3 ай бұрын

@@Del_S LMAOOO

@yichlyichl4204 3 ай бұрын

Skewer Dreadnoughts and fling them behind them in to the Krump Zone

@admiralpavelnakhimov8755 2 ай бұрын

"ANGROOOOOOON, I'M FORKLIFT ZERTIFOIED NOW! I'M COMIN' TO GET YA, YA GREAT ZOGGIN' GIT!" *Loud forklift noises*

@n1m4re77 4 ай бұрын

Nah bro you did the daemons dirty 😭

@MyHeadHz 4 ай бұрын

Cowboy hearthkyn is something I never knew I needed.

@LockeLynx 3 ай бұрын

It looks so good

@frostbyte2384 3 ай бұрын

Of course no Necron has ever been broken by Forklift Certification. They are the superior race after all.

@topcat59 4 ай бұрын

Ghazghkull truly is the best mate a humme can ever have both in life and in death.🐱

@Astraea4 4 ай бұрын

3:04 leon death sound my beloved

@rerako4755 4 ай бұрын

Now that I think about it, Cain and Yarrick are the opposite of each other. One is very good at ending a war early, fights well underground. The other is very good seeing the war to the end, fights well above ground. Though both are quite recognized by space marine for their prowess, it is inevitable that Cain is more recognized by sheer number since the dude hops through planets like a bunny, likely fought all the enemies of the imperium & has made friends with 1 Ork, Tau, Slaneshi yandere demon prince , Inquistors, Eldar, Mechanicus, Sisters of Battle, Space Marines & was somehow able to negotiate with Necrons too...

@derdingsreturnsnochmal5177 2 ай бұрын

I didn't know, I needed wholesome Ghazghkull in my life, till now.

@issacshek9304 4 ай бұрын

NOT THE KRIS TYLER WHEN HE SAID "DAEMON"

@ItsChevnotJeff Ай бұрын

Becoming the first Ork-lift driver is like discovering fire for da boyz, now the mekboyz can really get their magic going now that da warboss got em such a formidable work of engineering

@slyllamademon2652 4 ай бұрын

That general has a target on his back the moment gaz hears about this.

@TheAfroMenace 4 ай бұрын

ERE WE GO

@abe2826 Ай бұрын

'ERE WE GO

@LockeLynx 3 ай бұрын

That Yaegir Warrior in a hat looks good!

@rotekampfflieger-dr.I 2 ай бұрын

Orks as per usual are the most sane and compassionate creatures depicted in 40k

@TheEmeraldMenOfficial 2 ай бұрын

That bit at the very end hurt my soul lol

@MattCaliber 4 ай бұрын

For real, badass for what he did for his mate.

@Psykomancer 3 ай бұрын

We need a forklift gargant kitbash, stat!

@fakechemicals 3 ай бұрын

AIN'T NUFIN' MORE DANGEROUS IN DIS GALAXY DEN A GIT DAT PRAYS TO GORK N' MORK AND HAS A FORKLIFT CERTIFICATION!!! - Slogan found on a popular Ork t-shirt. (For real though I teared up a little bit at Ghaz honoring Yarrick like that. Yet again the Orkz prove that out of all the species in the galaxy, they are the most human.)

@koladomana 4 ай бұрын

The greatest twist ending of all time

@martintheaquilanshield3917 4 ай бұрын

Angron with spry paint: *RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!* (time to comit some tomfoolery.)

@conkle7955 3 ай бұрын

1:29 "Daemon" shows Ava Tyson: clever 😏😏

@WolfHagenSdW 4 ай бұрын

Neat one! Free Statue! Now that he's forklift certified, may we get a "Forkliftdriver Klaus" inspired follow up? It would be right up the alley for him.

@BluntEversmoke 3 ай бұрын

Forklifter Driver Klaus is a power feared by Khorne, Gork and Mork alike.

@hafurg Ай бұрын

He promised Yarrick and that's why he does it? OK now I'm gonna cry thank you.

@DeusExAngelo 4 ай бұрын

Even the Ork WAAAGH power of believe is not strong enough for one to operate a Forklift. For in the grim darkness of the 41st...you still need to get proper certification.

@bloodcompton3753 3 ай бұрын

Imagine for a moment, being the guy who successfully killed Yarrick, whoever he is. (Suspected Angron). Imagine being on the receiving end of a WAAAGH full of orks who aren't after loot, aren't after a good fight, or aren't even doing it because they're bored. Its a WAAAGH made entirely of Orks who are madder than a bull w/a taser on his balls, because their best fight imaginable just got stopped by someone who wasn't an ork.

@jacobhederstrom8198 4 ай бұрын

oh that poor general. gaz heard that and once angron is dealt with that general will have the largest waagh in the history of the galaxy out for his ass in partucylar.

@Cinderpelt2036 3 ай бұрын

Imagine if ghazkhull give angron the "archaon treatment"

@willbleed550 4 ай бұрын

Anybody else feel a chill in the air after he General said that, or is that the Wahh energy.

@MadnessOwned 4 ай бұрын

Every Mega-armor should come with forklift certification

@lilsweetbabyraysbbqsauce1994 2 ай бұрын

i could see a cult of speed member legit trying to get forklift certified

@A_Collector_of_Fine_Things 4 ай бұрын

LOOK OUT! HE'S ORKLIFT CERTIFIED!

@trexrampage4672 2 ай бұрын

I love how even tyranids want to be forklift certified

@jonathanwatson4484 4 ай бұрын

I am sorry but can we have a votann ironkin with cowboy hat as a book character, because hot damm the coat drip may make a iron kin float, but that cowboy ironkin is straight up walking water

@Status_L 4 ай бұрын

Cain cain cain!

@jfaas3807 Күн бұрын

Your to late guilliman im already FORKLIFT CERTIFIED! MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA

@tizianosorrentino2238 3 ай бұрын

Such an inspiring story of true friendship 😢

@Scarletraven87 4 ай бұрын

I'm surprised the statue stands upright. "because orks?" You'll ask No..... but yes. Because the ridicolous powerclaw was bigger tham himself.

@monado550 4 ай бұрын

AMOG YA RANKZ IM LOSING MY DAMN MIND

@dr_yeet9399 29 күн бұрын

"OH OH ITS GHAZ FROM THE TOP ROPE, HOW WILL ANGRON RESPOND? Wait where did he get a forklift? GHAZ JUST SLAMMED ANGRON WITH A FORKLIFT, A FORKLIFT!" "Oi'z iz reelly gud at this ere forklift fing eh?"

@patrik9328 4 ай бұрын

Funny video. Ghazgkull getting forklift sertification for Yarrick is heartwarming. But i thought Ghazgkull could speak "human language"

@AmbroseBoaBowie 3 ай бұрын

That’s it! I’m buying an orc army off some one and starting beef with all the hoomies

@Alexandros_Makedonas 4 ай бұрын

The mad lad did it/ The old guy's one good eye got teary

@Trauson 4 ай бұрын

That Slaaneshi demon looks familiar lol....

@alexjohnson6069 Ай бұрын

If 16 year old me could be forklift certified before even having a drivers license Gazghkull can too

@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas 4 ай бұрын

Good lord that ending

@AbadonXXX 4 ай бұрын

That is why he is the greatest warboss

@Psychohistorian42 4 ай бұрын

Ciaphas Cain: Wait, they want to give me a medal for WHAT? I've never even BEEN to Armageddon!

@DankLink1349 2 ай бұрын

3:05 Leon death squeal.

@jamesliu8095 Ай бұрын

There's a town named after cain with a clock that has a little cain chasing orks whenever it chimes. Cain hated it.

@dootrevenant5886 4 ай бұрын

Best birthday gift ever

@lumburgapalooza 4 ай бұрын

What might Yarrick _actually_ have said that Ghazghkull misheard or misunderstood?

@Achooken 4 ай бұрын

JUSTICE FOR YARRICK

@Kazen169 3 ай бұрын

I almost flipped my desk at the end!

@San-nj8fj Ай бұрын

I like the implication that Yarrick agreed to set up a statue of Ghazkull if he died first

@milkman4640 4 ай бұрын

Are we going to ignore the little amongus doodle next to 'Amog'?

@slayermate07 4 ай бұрын

Silly lord general…that is clearly ibram gaunt, got his cyber optics and everything, something that the general is needed.

@ZetsubouGintama 3 ай бұрын

He doing this for his bro Yarrick!

@KnexJunkie 2 ай бұрын

Owh boy now somebody need make a Ork WarBoss in a forklift XD

@Xbalanque84 4 ай бұрын

1:31 LMAO Shots fired!

@mikecampos1193 4 ай бұрын

Because it true.

@-Thunder-Warrior- 4 ай бұрын

Totally righteous Bro!

@TheArklyte 4 ай бұрын

Jokes aside, compared to a servitor, forklift is a miracle of speed... that costs a magnitude less and doesn't require a bloody neutral interface. Ffs, if taken apart by tech involved, I'd say servitors are more expensive then power armor. We can make exosuits(albeit externally powered), but amount of various bionics a simple servitor needs is just beyond our tech(and servitor ALSO needs an energy source). Kind of explains the poor state of imperial economy if they always take the most convoluted, illfitting and overpriced tool for every job. "This construction project will take a billion servitors and around 600 years... or Bob and his crew can make it by Tuesday for like a crate of beer and a lasgun battery".