Dreams but they are horribly cursed

[@yungshamwow9231]

Kevins dreams always end with someone locked in a basement

[@_Cetarial]

Nah, Kevin is the one locked in a basement, by dear leader.

[@goth.1e]

Dear leader day tomorrow

[@jackbudi]

That’s also just Kevin’s real life

[@shantiseth1033]

Kevin's daily routine ends with someone locked in a basement

[@yungshamwow9231]

@@_Cetarial all hail Jim Pickens

[@rogerfurlong1535]

When the cabin fever really hits Kevin, are we going to see him make a Jim Pickens simulator in Dreams?

[@MaiaMirabell]

There isn't one already?! :O ... With this, worldwide CULT?

[@Austichar]

What if Jim Pickens makes a Kevin Simulator in Dreams for his channel?!

[@ryanwatt6706]

Dream Daddy on acid is what I’m picturing lol

[@nikkiesona]

@but why tho? It's a cult until the authorities are looking.

[@sim14one]

Cabin fever implies the willingness to go outside. This does not seem to apply to him

[@henriquea6773]

"I feel so bad for batman if this is what it feels like." Nobody knows what it's like To be the Batman...

[@user-zu9rn7ru9v]

🌟

[@kambennett2487]

Behiiiiind bat-eyes....

[@gwarfiend9717]

@KaymBro 15 you missed the joke.

[@vn9574]

@@gwarfiend9717 you missed the joke too.

[@garrett9451]

@@gwarfiend9717 GWAR for the win.

[@bigtome8093]

“Wario commits tax fraud” I’m mean like who Hasn’t

[@IamaPERSON]

He's probably friends with Yoshi

[@jason-zw9yf]

@@IamaPERSON smg4 reference boi

[@IamaPERSON]

@@jason-zw9yf I didn't know they still made videos! Are the newer videos good?

[@jason-zw9yf]

@@IamaPERSON Ya there pretty good

[@Nevara_]

The Joker?

[@raymofarrell19]

Kevin: "Oh I hope they show me the origin story, I wanna know how he becomes Batman for the fifteenth time" Thomas and Martha Wayne: "Aw shit here we go again"

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Now that's cursed.

[@weirdreportt]

"My dream had been to play this game.." No, we all know what your dream is Kevin.

[@nman431]

@@AxxLAfriku You ok?

[@rapunzel9849]

@@AxxLAfriku KAKAAK! This is wonderful! TRUE! IT is A FACT! I abuse my girlfriends FOR FUN! But I am again because THEY PASSED! Thanks for listening, dear axxl!

[@IamaPERSON]

@@nman431 nope, he's a self promoting parasite. if he was actually worth something, he'd focus on his own videos.

[@Covid-ho5iu]

I think Kevin's dream is to state his name and say I have a dream. And maybe drink piss and wants to end drugs

[@nasseis4260]

@@AxxLAfriku I am sorry, but the Parasite already devoured 75% of your brain. Honestly, the parasite is still hungry. It was just a tiny munch

[@yellowpig1026]

when you don't finish the shrek game and he's in the next one anyway shrek: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me...

[@maga4eva997]

Shrek keeps coming back, it is cursed!

[@Zeitgeist2000]

Endgame is 6 months try a fresher joke. Also, Batman dies in endgame.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Damn... That's deep!

[@yellowpig1026]

@@Zeitgeist2000 old or not it's still good

[@Zeitgeist2000]

@@yellowpig1026 still a lazy joke, but sure ill give ya that.

[@katiewheeler9212]

" I hate life, I absolutely hate life" Don't we all.

[@gxneby1840]

Not as much as you by the looks of it

[@VeryDAWD]

Katie Wheeler bruh u good

[@katiewheeler9212]

I was literally quoting him you silly Billy's

[@maga4eva997]

@@gxneby1840 🤣🤣🤣

[@katiewheeler9212]

OMG KEVIN LIKED MY COMMENT 😍😍😍😍. I no longer hate life, I am so happy

[@Horzinicla]

I'm still holding my breath Kev please..

[@Twinklethefox9022]

U can breathe now

[@kabhes9040]

you still have to wait him say all his patreons names

[@Thenoobestgirl]

If you've finished the video you can breathe again pal.

[@ResidentOni]

Im blacking out

[@eyey9990]

My vision is going black, oh boy

[@mindedbird7170]

1:02 truly this is a peak cinematic moment we will ever experience in life; you see the depressed Wario fall into a state of madness from getting the shit kicked out of him from smash bros. He started committing tax fraud but the IRS caught up soon after and we see the end of Wario in: Wario dies in a car accident

[@massivecatf4n]

“Hold it for the rest of the video” My asthmatic self: alright

[@garfoofian8507]

Does that mean you piss yourself instantly

[@massivecatf4n]

@Kai Kai i- you can get it when a lot of mucus clings to the little hairs in your airways

[@Emily.Russell]

@Żabia Herbata it's quite simple really, just have a difficult time breathing and boom you have asthma

[@hjonkk5032]

I’m kind of scared that Kevin can consider something cursed

[@Tsarinho]

"Cursed minigames" That sounds like roblox to me

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

nah roblox used to be good but dreams is new

[@AromaticSloppyWetInvitingHole]

@@user-uo8ny1kj4c FUck you you don't know what is good or not. shut your dumb ass up

[@ay7164]

@@AromaticSloppyWetInvitingHole ok gen alpha

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

@@AromaticSloppyWetInvitingHole oh someones getting hissy pissy

[@vulpesinculta3478]

@@user-uo8ny1kj4c nah, you're wrong Roblox is literally the best game since Pong, academy award winning and oscar nominated for best story in a video game, do your research before you spout your heresy and lies.

[@smilemore1997]

5:20 we finally get to listen to his true laugh xD I love it..

[@idontlikepeople6608]

Kevin : "sit back sit up straight " Me : on the toilet 😐

[@LisaD478]

Don't forget to not breathe for 10 minutes, it's the most important part

[@korvenett9882]

I did it even though I was on the toilet. I also died of suffocation.

[@thaias9654]

Me on the bed, laying down:

[@UZero1997]

Kevin, I kid you not. There is this scientist, he's called Rick, and he turns himself into a pickle. You wouldn't understand. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@l2naab]

I just want to say thank you for being here and uploading regularly in this difficult time for all of us. You are one of the only things that makes me smile these days. Thank you 🙏

[@IamaPERSON]

I love positive comments like this!

[@abheekpandya8717]

You're in my nightmares, Kevin

[@LitWasTaken]

Correction: He plays in your dreams. Or he created your nightmares.

[@isabellasutcliffe4409]

Yannick Lippmann he’s in my dreams all the time 💀😂

[@saracha6072]

I had a dream he was working at an aquarium shop I went to and I was like “OMG, how did you end up here?! You’re from Ireland!!” And he said “DON’T worry about it... Can I help you find anything, Miss?”

[@maga4eva997]

He comes into my dreams at night and turns them into nightmares

[@renkun99]

I had a dream that his father was Mexican and they were speaking in Spanish. I was there and I was very confused because I don't know Spanish.

[@ionsu_]

“There are good games to but I’m only interested in the cursed ones”

[@amytherobot8362]

The quest for cheese 2 had me dead in my seat. 10/10. I'd watch videos of nothing but Wallace imploding into himself and slowly floating out of the building for the rest of this quarantine. Please play more. Thank you.

[@foughtstatue1023]

As Shrek violently extends his arms, the Fleetwood Mac playing in the background getting slower each time, the world realizes: This is it

[@mayababy519]

8:02 I’m surprised the Jojo Fans haven’t flocked with a meme

[@lordnpc3953]

LunarPrime I mean, I would

[@wryyman5552]

A lot of JoJo fans don't seem to watch Kevin. There was another jojo song in the last Dreams video but i forgot where

[@MarkieFan200]

JoJo memes are everywhere

[@DrivingSkeleton]

I would but I don’t to be cringe

[@auryel6391]

@THE Darklor9 I think bloody stream as well, in the Shrek vs Steeve

[@juliascott4629]

1:08 Kevin sounds like a car trying to start

[@amsie02]

"I hate life, I absolutely hate life" You've never said something so relatable

[@bigboi8743]

Kevin: I knew this would be the final boss The background: *Jojo Intensifies*

[@perpetuallyuncomfortable]

I love how watching Jazza's video on this game is like knowing someone who's a part of the smart cool kids crowd and then watching Kevin's videos is like seeing the crackhead side.

[@rebeccapersaud3555]

In these devastating times your videos really cheer me up!! Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️ I wish they were longer

[@MaiaMirabell]

*"Well would you look at that, I died AGAIN"* -Kevo, quite plastered laughing towards the end of the *EPIC* St Paddy's Terraria session. My new fav Kevo line ^_^

[@Demovement]

0:52 I literally just light up my joint and inhaled on Kevin's command. Now I have done it all. Waiting to exhale still

[@PsychOsmosis]

Kevin: *"I'm as confused as you are."* Even without us having the context, I can safely say that you're more confused than we are, as a general rule.

[@thaias9654]

Yes

[@swirls5000]

CallMeKevin Out Of Context.

[@Sw4mpF0x]

"Dreams but I have sleep paralysis"

[@blushingralseiuwu2222]

A lot of the games is like a dream, literally. A jumbled mess of chaos

[@clerker]

I held my breath for the rest of the video, I passed out..... I'm in someone's basement now, they're preaching about.... Jim Pickens? Please help...

[@timnicenips3234]

We need to see more of this, maybe even make kevin some levels, think of it, boreragnorok,the car and all the other stuff and such, he deserves it lmaoo

[@popip123]

The funniest part was "Spongebob vs the anime girls" as a combination of Niko Niko Nii and Carameldansen played in the background. However, carameldansen was originally made in Sweden and therefore does not fit with the very Japanese things that are anime girls and Spongebob

[@popip123]

@He Succ Ya heard it hear first, folks. Sweden and Japan are the same country, nevermind the almost five thousand miles between them

[@aliveslice]

Carameldansen is constantly used in context of anime characters dancing so it's associated with that and the "hella obscure" fact that it's by a Swedish collective doesn't change much. Did you known SpongeBob is actually a Western show btw.

[@popip123]

@@aliveslice I just wanted to make the same know-it-all-esque joke regarding that fun fact. Is the fact that spongebob is western new information?

[@attilavarga35]

My dream is to watch Kevin mass murdering badly coded NPC-s with a fish, wearing a clown costume. It's art is what it is. :')

[@wetwasabi2284]

I have a bad habit of watching youtube videos and eating toast at like 2 am. Now everytime I watch your videos, I immediately want toast lol I've cursed myself

[@nikkiesona]

Day 340 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@dankisthriving]

Omg, it's almost time

[@IamaPERSON]

@@dankisthriving ik, it's crazy!

[@nikkiesona]

@@dankisthriving Only 25 days! Happy birthday!

[@kieranwoods6509]

I'm awake at 1am watching call me Kevin is there anything better than this

[@alexb-hm9rg]

"Im just trying to give you a window into my head" Well...That was a nightmare

[@docette2015]

Oh yes, those were the most cursed minigames. I love it. XD (Well, okay, the last one was pure nightmare fuel -- thank you for ending it when you did! Yikes. . .) But I would definitely watch more of these if you're up for it. Perhaps we could take another crack at The Quest For Cheese 2? Maybe with the volume turned all the way down so it's tolerable?

[@mrtottot7835]

“I only like the cursed ones” Me and my sleep demon:”My Man” Shrek is love Shrek is life

[@jackbudi]

Shrek is my dream

[@mrtottot7835]

JackBudi always

[@djentle-now]

no. stop. why?

[@roach931]

@@jackbudi Shrek is love Shrek is life

[@settonblack7889]

I have horrible insomnia. Thank you for keeping me sane. And calming my anxiety indirectly ☺

[@JoshuaKeown175D]

The insight into Jim Pickens' head no-one wanted

[@joshp4444]

2:10 that's radio chatter from a MW2 mission, holy shit that brings back so much memories

[@ravikurland1057]

8:02 Shrek is t-posing to Bloody Stream and humanity has peaked

[@thebluetoothspeaker]

*bloody stream plays* kevin: “i knew this would play on the final showdown”

[@sentientbiscuit1415]

Kevin needs to play Necropig. Its one of the most cursed games on Dreams.

[@cazhox5604]

I held my breath for the entire video and now I'm in the hospital because I passed out. 10/10 would watch again.

[@lpsloveandgame6046]

I can’t hold my breath for ten minutes. I just died, and it’s because of Kevin.

[@nyesass1491]

Silly goose you can't text if your dead what a silly comment

[@sour1020]

5:18 How dare Kevin not know our savior, Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg!!! SACRIFICE HIM TO THE PP GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@allattv1792]

Day 108 of asking Kevin to make more Baking Bad or Bad Cooking videos. And also Bore Ragnarok.

[@kylerosendahl4126]

I tried, but I could only hold my breath until 3:30. I'm sorry Kevin. I failed you.

[@ATiredDoctor]

Kevin quietly to himself... “get out of my swamp”

[@Liuhuayue]

9:41 That impression is actually pretty good.

[@kyge4040]

8:03 why is bloody stream playing

[@kiss_shot]

5:15 finally, been waiting for Kevin and PewDiePie to collab

[@ryuzakikun96]

Always love when an Evangelion reference sneaks it's way into a non-eva related video

[@bionicbirb9104]

My pfp agrees

[@WhatsMyFandom]

7:08 "If you had a PS1 for 90 years and never played it." Made me lol for some reason.

[@andie3071]

These are so cursed that I had to drown my phone in holy water.

[@MaiaMirabell]

I *rarely* write "LOL" as I am not ahmerrcun, but... *L O L*

[@7cassandraecw378]

9.7/10. Excellent video, Kevo. "Really makes you FEEL like Batman!" -Reputable Critics ultd.

[@BaronofBlack]

My first time actually being awake for the upload

[@Stella.22g]

Bro but it's 2pm ajdjjskf

[@LeoMkII]

where you from? Thailand?

[@Stella.22g]

@@LeoMkII me? I'm from Costa Rica, the other guy must be the one you're actually asking but yeah I'm pretty much like Texas in the timezone area

[@thewildfae8603]

ah some quality kevin content during these difficult times. thank god

[@rubendelacruz7395]

Not trying to be a weeb but those “subtitles” are actually the end credits to neon genesis hunter x hunter

[@bradyward2177]

Naruto Genesis Hunter X Hunter Z

[@Sandmano]

I only managed to hold my breath until 11:16 before passing out

[@rottenwomb]

day 201 of telling kevin i love and appreciate him xoxo

[@allankeane354]

You are a sad twat

[@MonkeyBscts]

7:47 “the moon is an onion” I love the Smashing Pumpkins!

[@emilyrichards1868]

Last time I was this early, we weren’t in quarantine

[@professorevil8739]

Em Cahill same honestly

[@FiSH-iSH]

true lol

[@jackbudi]

Ha I remember the before-times

[@barbarab.6799]

"i always kinda knew they would win" immediately jumps off the face of the earth

[@T0shi_0]

1:33 ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

[@aversivehat9532]

Bloody Stream plays in the Shrek/Steve final showdown

[@Auridus]

Having a hard night tonight, so it's really nice to have Kevin's old videos to help me out. Thanks, Kevin.

[@Azure_fae]

10:30 Dead Space 2 remastered

[@masterdrift4493]

I love seeing kevin play dreams

[@Mrnub-bg9lt]

Last time I was this early, this joke was actually funny.

[@fouryou2887]

Hahahahahaha!!

[@SirCatWaffel]

you make me so happy kevin. i think you are the best gamer on youtube.

[@Serendipitoustears]

"The world just kinda ends here" ..2020 in a nutshell amIright?

[@javajavington9250]

Can't believe nobody made a Jim Pickens level for our Kevo... which by the way, congrats on the success of your channel, I love your videos and watch it all the time!

[@makesega]

"THE RUSSIANS ARE INVADING EAST OF I-95" -some American soldier mw2

[@taufiqhidayat9910]

Kgbtaco9707 only legends remember this

[@TheDerpyDeed]

sat up straight, took a deep breath, holding it... holding it "ok now hold it for the rest of the video" PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHAHAHAHA!!! it wasn't even that funny, but the sheer idea I was about to laugh got me laughing

[@valentine6496]

8:02 Is that a Jojo reference

[@brinonymousredacted3809]

I feel like we need an edited hype man that just fucin cheers Kevin on the entire time like its his sole purpose.

[@agak45]

Your in my dreams, Jim Pickens. Mostly my nightmares, but still.

[@commiting_every_evil]

So basically Kevin's dreams always have shrek and hes constantly choosing to wake up from his dreams because they get too weird. Seems right to me!

[@idontwantahandle001]

Thanks for the video Kevin I love watching you play cursed games

[@peppernwarming6226]

Day 299 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

[@Squiffin]

Just bingeing all this Call Me Kevin to get through this quarantine.

[@odin5255]

God is actually just playing dreams and creating weird creatures. That expalins why world is so weird, or should i say... interesting.

[@thaias9654]

_You should say Interesting_

[@ihateritzcrackers282]

This channel is literally the only reason I get on KZbin

[@BoredMurphy]

"But they are horribly cursed" Like most of your videos?

[@a.o.8527]

“End me” in comic sans is a summary of Kevin’s channel

[@wonk123]

this should be called “nightmare”

[@IamaPERSON]

More like Bore Ragnorok

[@hollidazy]

Please play more Dreams. You are my only source of this experience. The plug, if you will

[@bionicarmy04]

Day 323 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator

[@WolfeR-j3z]

Just stop

[@calebmurie3051]

I tried holding my breath for the whole video Like Kevin told me to (1:00 if you missed it) and I woke up 2 hours later on the floor. Must've passed out.

[@pedrostormrage]

10:30 Thanks for ending the video at that point, btw :)

[@marynha111]

I held my breath just like you said and woke up now, 2 hours later. This video really made me dream. 10/10 life hack, would do it again, thanks dear leader.

[@JoseBronxRican]

"Shroktopus" looks like a possible boss from Space Harrier V or something, and 10:05 - was that some sort of "Chacarron Macarron" cover?

[@KenanVonKaiser]

The Inner Mechanism Of My Mind Is A Enigma!

[@novastudios2147]

“I am the vengeance... I am the night... I am.... ...shit! Alfred, who am I? Like what led me to this?” _“Well Master Bruce, your parents were shot dead in an alleyway.”_ “Oh yeahhhhhhh. I guess I’m Batman. Forgot about that.”

[@espada6002]

Batman: "What is your purpose?" Joker: "Hello there Batman" I thought he was gonna say "to die and reunited once more with my parents