DIFFERENT TYPES OF CLASSIC PLAYGROUND FOOTBALLERS

We've all played against one of these chaps in our school days!
Tag your mate below:
1) The Overly Sweaty One
2) The Ball Owner
3) The Goal Hanger
4) The Hard Man
5) The Year Below Kid
6) Always Picked Last
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[@TheSunSport]

We've all played with 'the overly sweaty one' 😂

[@alexwall5704]

is the least one picked Irish

[@TheSunSport]

+alex wall He is indeed

[@alexwall5704]

+Dream Team i was just wondering because I am Irish

[@TheSunSport]

+alex wall That's a good strong Irish nose on you. Managed to sniff out a countryman through the internet. Bravo 👌

[@alexwall5704]

+Dream Team thanks

[@genesisauror5550]

At my school we have Ball Owner Sweaty One Goal Hanger The One Who Never Passes The World Cup Final Kid The Duo Who Get Picked Together The Shit One

[@sonnyfox8351]

TPO Albie I'm that last one in my football

[@camlol1x]

Same

[@leonanything1531]

I'm in the a trio in my school and my friend always picks my

[@leonanything1531]

Me

[@exactlymyg6106]

We have Ball Owner Guy who never passes Thinks he Messi Wants to be on his team

[@jamzy6218]

You forgot the person who puts the ball over the fence every time

[@losblancoslegend9554]

JamZy X oh god that annoying one..

[@bumpybear1]

Agreed

[@matthewboyne4833]

Then u can't get it untill dinner or the next day

[@mirozel7907]

JamZy X so true

[@datorangutan2696]

Yeah

[@DO-gg7sh]

That guy who is a playmaker but no one noticed he's talented

[@fifacrdy7106]

That’s so me i get so many assists play brilliant passes and score goals but no one says anything

[@hasankaiser4563]

FACTS

[@killianthefootballgenius5926]

That is me

[@oscars9029]

That is me at my school they just go for the popular kid

[@TomRiddler-m3j]

This was so me but they always played me in defence and the dudes who don’t pass in attack

[@aydenkillzone4370]

What about the "next goal wins" guy?

[@samjoshi1812]

11-0 Losing player always says that.

[@Tom-ms7ep]

unionstriker 9 ii

[@liamkelly9832]

Ayden Killzone especially when you're winning 23-1

[@genesisauror5550]

We all have that friend😂

[@strongraycool44d51]

Liam Kelly and somehow the losing team always score

[@TheRealSlitherShade]

And you forgot the 0-1-5 formation

[@feridebexheti5277]

And the 1-1-1-1-1-2

[@bumpybear1]

Jose mourinho?

[@sonsational8590]

Squeaky Chicken HD Jose plays defensive

[@chrisbailey4719]

the fast black kid

[@michaelo1878]

Chris Bailey that's me

[@hyperswanton1585]

I'm the guy with all the tricks in the locker but has rubbish shooting

[@kashikprasad9397]

Ha

[@yemldn7795]

Me

[@emmanuelalalade9271]

Bukky Olajumoke you’re a girl

[@Aaron-lg3hz]

0:08 loving that song😉💙 any Gers fan knows why Come on the famous 🇬🇧

[@tomsonrobertchannle5331]

WATP🔴⚪️🔵

[@abhi6130]

1:00 watching this after Sterling stealing Jesus' goal in the final is gold.

[@shayaanalam_1107]

In our school we do class vs class

[@Steven-hw6gi]

5th class v 6th class all the Time fighting

[@notawab8720]

We do form vs form

[@airygoats323]

A Side V B Side

[@airygoats323]

Sports Day: House v House

[@akmal94ibrahim]

As a defender, I hate goal hangers. They are always in an offside position. And our pitch is too big for a futsal pitch but too small for a football pitch, so we don't play offside rules (also because there's no refs) but the gameplay and formation is of an 11-a-side football team. And goal hangers are always the ones who celebrate extravagantly. Glory hunters, them lot.

[@jurgen8169]

Akmal Ibrahim Ronaldo for u

[@DestroyASam]

I'm a defender and I agree

[@grandmasterace4785]

The ball owner...... A classic.

[@leekibum2732]

The guy that runs on the pitch for one shot but waits ages for it

[@greenarmy0496]

The shit one that everyone passes to in the box to make him score.

[@malgorzatakubiela8282]

At my school we have 1. A ball owner 2. A ball hagner 3. A keeper

[@frasergibson72]

Our school is just a load of 2 footers on whoever gets the ball

[@tornado8438]

what about the 'ronaldo', the ones who always need people to pass to him, but he don't pass to people and just dribble all the time. when people failed he complains and complains, when he miss he just smiled and continue

[@tornado8438]

and the 'the real talent' that really have pure talent

[@paulpogba532]

Tornado yeah those people piss me off

[@leonanything1531]

My best friend for you

[@raduvlad4429]

well as sad as it is to hear for a hater like you to hear,cristiano was and is a real talent.

[@gorodonramsay3304]

Yep I have that person in my class

[@jackevans7473]

God you forget the one jammy player who only scored lucky goals. That was me by the way

[@NA-ue1tv]

Jack Evans Same here

[@leonanything1531]

Same I scored 101 goals in 49 games last season about 50 of them were tap ins

[@nova5169]

Leon Anything weird flex but ok

[@matiarribere4977]

@@leonanything1531 Do u hace seasons on ur school? And u count goals?

[@sonnyfox60]

That was me af. When I scored a long shot everyone went mental.

[@leomwilliams7517]

0:10 love how your playing a rangers song🔵⚪️🔴

[@bean2982]

What about when the worst player gets put in net that when he let's a goal in everyone goes mental to him

[@jakey-mcfc7563]

The match winner gets like everyone's else dinner and stuff....

[@antep3667]

Premir leauge in a nutshel

[@ME-ju4ug]

I just noticed at 1:33, there are some legit goals in the background, so why not play with them? Screw it, still an awesome vid even after all these years

[@L.K-19]

I thought the black dude was KSI until the goal hanger bit of the vid

[@euandagnew6858]

This is actual hilarious

[@_jonas39_2]

1:00 anyone notice the butter is in goal

[@kaushikdas47]

Ya I was always the overly sweaty one. 😄

[@frsr9410]

Im the "year below" normally but I get away with it bc im above average height. 😆😅

[@aminn4901]

you forgot the one who does 60 step overs and doesn't pass

[@akshajkant5681]

Lol

[@kylefleming5444]

That's a Rangers song,Simply the best

[@caidenprice4751]

Im definitely the goal hanger

[@liamcollins483]

Overly sweaty one

[@Imslandralph]

did not know rami malek used to be in dream team

[@josebustamante9182]

Could someone explain how the years work in the uk? Year 7 and 8 are the equivalent of what in the us?

[@rahuladvani3748]

I am the overly sweaty guy

[@19gamaton98]

Weres the *goal or penalty*

[@NoahTewolde24]

you forgot the "I am calling my mom"

[@abdullahgameplays2720]

I’m the overly sweaty one and the match winner and under rated

[@insertchannelnamehere5914]

You forgot: The toe-poker The Switch-It guy It's not my fault, I used my wrong foot guy

[@nova5169]

Insert Channel Name Here me yesterday in training was the last one

[@dee5903]

U forgot the guardiola of the team

[@dylansingh8263]

You forgot the sore loser

[@fortnitelegand2009]

You forgot the ball hogger

[@saint_aidan33]

I feels like the last guy picked one is stolen from studio c

[@fifa_iosgamezz2333]

So true 😂

[@thomasodonnell4122]

*Too many skittles*

[@goofygecko3813]

Who saw the butter In goal?

[@maqtalsamatarsalah9699]

The humble one?

[@IfeanyiJChad]

I hate the ball owner

[@tomreed2199]

You forgot the this is the World Cup final

[@TheSunSport]

+Tom Reed Ahhhhh another classic

[@elliott2684]

Tom Reed I know

[@Jake47699]

I used to always do that 🤣🤣

[@mikenewton83]

And the UCL...

[@aidandrennan1213]

Tom Reed but it is

[@Jaydon-wu7kd]

The player that when anyone gets nutmegged goes mental

[@Alavrado]

So everyone then

[@fuar3630]

You forgot the rubbish player but when he scores everyone goes mental

[@samjoshi1812]

Or even gets the ball.

[@fuar3630]

yeah

[@Ekoluxx]

Walliams yep.

[@euanmoore3351]

Yep

[@KyleBro]

Walliams happens to me every time I score

[@highlandboss01]

You's forget the one who thinks he's Messi but just fails

[@TheSunSport]

+Carlos "Chewy" Bacca He was in there...but he failed

[@TateShowcase_]

when u had to sort if it was a goal or not by a penalty

[@abdulmahmood1160]

Major TV penny proof we call it

[@p4l563]

We used to have the annoying kid who'd be in your face saying "penny on it"

[@elliott2684]

Major TV yeah I have I call it penny proof

[@shayaanalam_1107]

PENNY ON IT

[@frsr9410]

yer da yeah even if it was obviously a goal

[@zbrock3254]

I know I'm late, but what about the guy who forgets the team he's on

[@michealnicholson4531]

What about the goalkeepers that never uses his arms for some reason

[@frsr9410]

Micheal Nicholson did u mean David De Gea?

[@ricardotella1864]

That's because he was forced in goal.

[@catthomas3097]

FØBfrsr Was just about to say that xD nice one

[@euanmoore3351]

Who still goes to school and watched this to see if they could relate

[@pierzing.glint1sh76]

i wish i was still at school getting to play footy every day and doing sweet fuck all in lessons

[@frsr9410]

Uhuh

[@Alavrado]

Yeah

[@datorangutan2696]

Me

[@EmenussGOamazing]

You forgot the guy that people think is shit but is really good

[@fifacrdy7106]

That’s me

[@kjreddevil2335]

Seriously in my Primary school the girls would play and get picked ahead of me ☹️ But I am this type

[@esquire981]

@@kjreddevil2335 you just gotta prove yourself mate

[@DeezN1892]

You forgot: "the shit one"

[@kianwalker6698]

56cpfan exactly

[@kylelogan82]

56cpfan I think that was the always picked last one

[@takem82.02]

2:06 hey can I play? 2:08 no

[@Darraghkav04]

😂😂😂

[@aboodthearsenalfan8107]

In my school we have The I'm sorry kid The one who put the blame on everyone The "I'm hurt" one The Ronaldo wannabe The I am The only good player one

[@leonanything1531]

Im the Suarez one

[@losblancoslegend9554]

Abood Thearsenalfan I’m the skilful one

[@sonnyfox60]

I am the no ball control kid.

[@rjg3341]

At the very start the man who scored looked like ksi

[@lorenzoquayle1054]

RJG 33 C. C. C.

[@kjreddevil2335]

You mean he sounded like him

[@aliboy3848]

Exactly what I thought

[@Chris-pn9fm]

I thought so too, i was like damn a ksi and dream team collab

[@PhantomFox456]

0:59 anyone else notice the butter tub in goal 😂😂

[@AliHussain-in2sp]

Lool that little Ashley cole picture at the end of the video LMAO

[@TheSunSport]

+Ali Hussain Cheers Ali!

[@p4l563]

There's the "next goal wins" guy- even if the game isn't even. We also had "fliers" which allowed anyone who was defending to handle the ball in their own box. The amount of penalty shouts was always high xD

[@KyleBro]

U forgot the shit one (when he scores everyone goes fucking mad) the next goal wins guy (even if they're up 10-0) the goal post maker (the goal is from my jumper to my coat) the pretend referee (who when someone fouls he pulls out an invisible card) The cuppy goalkeeper (when he kicks the ball out he makes sure it goes to the player he wants to win)The long shot taker (even if it's an open goal or the keeper stands still they go mental) The guy who decides if it's a penalty or free kick because there's no box, the person who says he's a famous footballer in the position he plays (e.g if he's attacking "I'm ronaldo" or in goal "I'm Neuer")when they're shit,the guy that when he loses count of the score u get into a big argument ("it's 5-0" "NO it's 5-2) and they eventually say start again

[@catowandera5368]

There was also the latecomer... Someone has something more 'important' to do and ended up coming to play late and having to ask which team they are on.

[@archiebeau0937]

1:07 the cardboard dude at the bottom of the goal

[@thewanderer5137]

what about the guy who hates football and everytime he gets he just hits and throws it as hard as he can

[@Sharpyonjob]

When I was at school it was The king The shit one The legend The one who tried to skill but always failed The shit GK The hog

[@jotnar9301]

2:07 if he’s a year below kid and he’s 12 then there 13 right Then they said “what year are you in” he said 2008 Let me get this clear 2008 is 10 years old, 2006 is 12 years old not 2008

[@yuehagime8302]

Busted Burn he said he was in year 8 not born in 2008

[@sweedlesyt2098]

Dumb twat

[@duncanzak5073]

0:19 he threw the ball up

[@jamzy6218]

You forgot the person who puts it over the fence

[@clarawandera2031]

"Always picked last" is me in a nutshell. I was always last to be picked and I never played well at all...

[@Andrea-ey5jz]

All I can add is the captain, guy who thinks he has skills but doesn't, trash ballhog, talented ball hog, the g.o.a.t and the guy who always misses

[@Gordz22]

Who else remembers there was never a timer it was always up to 10 goals

[@robertharvey1970]

The phrase "doesn't count, keeper wasn't ready" stopped me from getting 7 goals at lunch time in year 4. Only 1 of my goals counted and they only said it because they were annoyed that the kid no one liked was actually decent at year 4 lunch time football. And yes I am still annoyed about it 7 years later.

[@andreashaugenlindseth7750]

The one who never passes

[@meetbandfootball3513]

That felling when you score the winning goal is amazing 😉

[@charlesthebrick5251]

The match winner is for after every goal at my school

[@bigmanadam3049]

Got the rangers song in there so I’m happy

[@zenokada2278]

Also the hogger The next goal wins The keeper switcher And the guy who kicks the ball over the fence

[@Ploium]

the one who just dives in the most stupidest way

[@rockenhd238]

Who plays left back in a playground game?

[@tomhotchkiss7444]

I'm in y10 and today this kid scored his first goal since primary and he went to training everyweek since y7 and ran round taking his shirt off. 😂

[@sznnn402]

You forgot the rubbish player that think there sick

[@rayyanbakth9777]

0:51 it's so funny how he just looks at it

[@vikisalegend5831]

I'm always the person who gets picked last🙃

[@Poyrooo]

it's not my fault I sweat easy!!!

[@kidus6731]

Thank you

[@TheSunSport]

+Poyrooo We got the sweaty one! WE HAVE A LIVE ONE!

[@bean2982]

What about that guy that gets put in net because he's the worst player so the guy in net purposely plays shit so next time he doesn't go in net.

[@cameroncfc0439]

U forgot the ball hogger

[@kjreddevil2335]

What about the "Keeper who always gets the ball kicked in the nuts"

[@sub2pewdsnow520]

The “post and in” guy

[@nikhilg93]

1:27 to 1:37 is like a guy I know

[@kyleblue5925]

Glasgow rangers intro song " simply the best"

[@bradley2916]

WATP🇬🇧

[@chuckborns818]

0:58 the slab of butter is in goal lol.

[@sonnyfox8351]

I was the picked last one

[@g.groves616]

I’m the overly sweaty one

[@jackkershaw1531]

What about the one that kicks the ball over every time

[@GVGames1986]

Others I remember.. the ball hog that does a million stepover takes it round five players then loses the ball. I remember a lad that was also on the school team and was their star player. He was skillful but half the time his spinning and taking the ball from one side to the other amounted to nothing. He hung out with other school a team players who were all good and only passed to each other. But this lad would rarely even consider a pass to one of these 'lieutenants'. It was like an honour to receive a pass from him.

[@seanorourke8377]

Who says Fly keeper instead of rush keeper

[@Andrea-ey5jz]

This couldn't be more accurate