Dribble Tendency - Quad City DJs vs Iwasaki Taku & Lotus Juice

Infused with the powers of the Hell B-Ball, Shadow Barkley undergoes a terrifying transformation. He possesses the powers of every baller who ever lived; he can leap whole courts and dunk with the force of a small meteor; neither slams nor jams have any effect on him. He is truly the ultimate baller, and the harbinger of the end of the sport.
00:00 Slamalon
03:20 Overtime
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[@ceronosibex6390]

Barkley never returned to the court. Trapped in an endless accusation of using performance enhancing drugs, he was passed from Team to Team eternally. Eventually, craving to Slam, but unable to Jam, Barkley stopped thinking.

[@Fortunateson69]

GLORIOUS

[@DapperCadaverr]

Mega under-rated comment :/

[@thelocust619]

What? He's slamming his jams at me? That's foul pool.

[@atmostfeareric205]

The new Gatorade Aja flavor will do that to you

[@mutanthairything]

Long ago, the Pillar Men were a peaceful people, abiding to the holiest of rules: "Work that body, work that body, make sure you don't hurt nobody"

[@Dabajaws]

Many times

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

@@Circ00mspice They weren't ready to stop, it was time to slam-jam.

[@shabebelu1739]

rofl ur genius dud

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

This comment is fucking brilliant

[@Greyscale11]

Jordan Joestar

[@Ikarusu]

Barkley B-Brando

[@marche800]

+Icằŗūs Kūŗøı (Meı) Not Dio Barkley

[@reinaldodossantos1500]

Jojo basket adventures seasons: Phaton slam Slam tendencies Slamdust crusaders Slam is unbreakable

[@mangmango4808]

@@reinaldodossantos1500 Dribble is unbreakable.

[@Link-vx1ie]

@@reinaldodossantos1500 Golden Slam Stone Dribbles Steel Ball Slam Slamlion Dribblelands

[@Noobconqe910]

Here´s the whole story, the ultimate mashup of comments: "The ultimate baller encompasses the power of each and every player on Earth. All teams gather as one. And... how beautiful its bounce! Truly the most dunkin' thing I have ever beheld! I have finally, finally slammed the jam!" This is the birth of Barkley, the Ultimate Baller! "He's...He's become unfoulable!!! He has no more shot clock limit!! Not even a full-court shot will work anymore!!! Unblockable!! Unslammable!! No one will ever out-jam him!" Stroheimdunk: ITS MY FAULT! I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE JORDAN PLAY BASKETBALL! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM HOLDING THE BUGS BUNNY MASK! NOW HES TRANSCENDED!! HE IS NOW BARKLEY!!! THERE IS NO WAY TO FIGHT SUCH PERFECTION! HE'LL DEVOUR SEKAI IICHIIII!!!!!! THE ONLY OPTION IS SUBMISSION!!!!!!!! "A perfect baller is: One, invincible. Two, does not foul. Three, will not ever be fouled. Four, has the abilities of all other ballers and outperforms them. In addition it is like a Harlem Globetrotter, a model for basketball." "Jordan tried to fight Barkley with jamon, but it was useless, Barkley had already mastered the jamon" Jordan: "SLAMON?!" Barkley: "I have tamed The Suns themselves, did you really think a power like the dribble was beyond my grasp? Judging by the effects I'd say my dribble was hundreds of times stronger than yours." Jordan: "A DRIBBLE HUNDREDS OF TIMES STRONGER?!" "Barkley was about to destroy Jordan with the ultimate slamon dunk, but jordan interfered with its hand, holding the legendary Super b-ball, it reflected the dunk, causing the floor of the court to fly off from an eruption!" Jordan: T-The Super b-ball...amplifies the DRIBBLE!!!!! Barkley: "T-This is truly a remarkable blocking!! ,But, did you thought that a simple blocking is enough to stop the all-mighty Barkley, THIS IS YOUR LAST DUNK, JORDAN" "Suddenly, the ball that was used for Barkleys dunk, flew through the sky being attracted by the dribble, it was targeting Barkleys neck!!" Jordan: Next, you gonna say : ''was this part of your slam too, Jordan?!'' Barkley: Was this part of your--- ''this moment, this single moment of slamming by Jordan's ball, sealed Barkley's jam!, Volcanic B-balls he could have shot dunked him even further!" Barkley: "Was this all part of your slam, Jordan?!" Jordan: "You're god damn right! Everything worked out according to Jordan's game plan... From the very beginning of the match!" "The court didn´t had enough power to defeat Barkley, instead, the court banished Barkley oustide the reaches of our atmosphere" Barkley: Impossible!!!! "Barkley never returned to the court. Trapped in an endless accusation of using performance enhancing drugs, he was passed from Team to Team eternally. Eventually, craving to Slam, but unable to Jam, Barkley stopped thinking." THE END, hope you like the mash-up!!

[@GorduneDelaine]

you are one of the most important archivists alive

[@Noobconqe910]

Chris Darin I even created some of those, i watched the episodes for some good translations onto the SLAMGUAGE (Slam-language).

[@Cr4bc4kes]

I don't mean to step all over your writing but isn't Barkley the good guy and Jordan the evil one according to RL?

[@Noobconqe910]

Its a mystery....

[@VinceOmega]

***** It's Shadow Barley.

[@ZelgiusZero]

Even speedy gonzales is afraid...

[@fatmaisktekbas3503]

You mean Enrico Gonzales?

[@mannequia8294]

OH NO!

[@soarinskies1105]

Patrick W I see what u did there

[@TheNerdyPlantGR]

You mean speedwagonzales?

[@YoungLeosword]

Speedy Gonzales will now ándale, ándale, ariba, ariba in a cool manner, da ze. :3

[@MagikosEksMaikhina]

Passing: Useless. The lower the skill of the baller, the more they must pass because the risk of being blocked is high. A perfect baller therefore has no need of teammates. There is only one summit, and that summit is Barkley.

[@HouseLyrander]

That part was so awesome. Dammit, now I need to find the exact original quote and I have the WORST luck with that.

[@ps3codmasta]

***** You mean Rugby

[@MuStCoMmEnT09]

It was the teamwork, he got them all to come to him to try to take him down, and then he passes to the person nobody is on

[@ultr4tr1ps]

SEX = USELESS

[@ChubbiestThread]

I love how the only 2 words distinguishable in this image are "JUMP" and "SEX".

[@MasterXehanort1000]

MisterAwsome1234 SEX= MUDA

[@TheNerdyPlantGR]

Dick = muda, the ultimate being does not need a mate, since it's the only one of it's kind.

[@ffffdsd]

Sex=yes

[@MakaMakaisson]

Forgot thos 400 IQ

[@Ikarusu]

next, you gonna say : ''was this part of your slam too, Jordan?!'' Was this part of your--- ''this moment, this single moment of slamming by Jordan's ball, sealed Barkley's jam!''

[@Kanbisushi]

"Volcanic B-balls he could have shot dunked him even further!" "Was this all part of your slam, Jordan?!" "You're god damn right! Everything worked out according to Jordan's game plan... From the very beginning of the match!"

[@BoreBone]

+Kanbisushi "Well, not entirely right, but I just want to slam off Jars even more!

[@Doc_Fun]

"JAMON?!" "I have tamed The Suns themselves, did you really think a power like the dribble was beyond my grasp? Judging by the effects I'd say my dribble was hundreds of times faster than yours." "A DRIBBLE HUNDREDS OF TIMES FASTER?!"

[@pocketlint60]

Strong contender for best comment on the internet right here.

[@Meltoras12]

Dr. Fun "It's like being slammed dunked by the Suns! His flesh is being slammed, and then being jammed!"

[@Nate-ik8cf]

"DID YOU SAY JAMON OVERDRIVE!!"

[@Dabajaws]

DID YOU PLAN THIS ALL FROM THE VERY START JORDAN!?!

[@m31i0n7]

DORIBBLE JAMON OVERDERIIVUUUUU!

[@kowen12]

This is the birth of Barkley, the Ultimate Baller! "He's...He's become unfoulable!!! He has no more shot clock limit!! Not even a full-court shot will work anymore!!! Unblockable!! Unslammable!! No one will ever out-jam him!"

[@noobkiller00004]

"The B-ball's are bouncing off the rim and are hitting me. joslam did you plan this?" "Of-course Kourts, if no court on earth can defeat you, I must send you into the Space Jam!!!"

[@noobkiller00004]

I am just a simple man, but I do what is necessary to bring joy to this world. Now i must go my people need me.

[@manicchild7827]

"DEAR GOD!"

[@hysterical5408]

Eventually, Barkley stopped playing

[@yuvalhuck1]

the red b-ball of aja! even jojo didn’t understand why he held the red b-ball to block the dunk! it was an unconscious action, as if the red b-ball moved by itself, attracted to the dribble! but, jamjam’s body knew the truth! his body reacted out of instinct, in order to survive! the jams that fueled his life drove his body to take action! “t-the red b-ball… amplifies the dribble…” and when the b-ball was pushed to its limits, it created enough energy to cause a mighty dunk!

[@180223]

Jamppeli: Bastard....how many music files have you slammed to get those views? Dio Slamdo: Do you remember how many Slam Jam videos you have watched in your life? Jamppelin: !

[@Lugiafan0798]

D180223 BARKLEEEEEEEEEEEY

[@jeterpilled_memester]

Wrrryyyy!Za WaruDunk Timeout o Tomare!Your dribble is useless before my WaruDunk, it is the ultimate Slam!

[@beatrizresma5453]

Lugiafan0798

[@xagatal]

Can someone pin this comment?!

[@tbana2396]

DIOOOOOOOO

[@Kidmugen124]

I-Impossible! Barkley is..Barkley is! He's turning his back on the shot clock! This is terrible! Horrible! I fear not even the power of the Dribble can stop him!

[@Kidmugen124]

Heheheh..... The ultimate baller embodies of each and every team. All teams, from the And 1 Ballers, to the Globetrotters, even the All-Stars. And...How beautiful it's sound! Signaling the end of the quarter! I, Kars Barkley have finally perfected the game!

[@Gabu_]

AlteisenReise Would you accept a virtual cookie?

[@Daitomodachi]

Walk Like A Baller. Get on it now

[@BLLACKSTTAR]

A remix exists under the tile "Dunk like an egyptian"

[@VongolaXanxus]

SHILL SOME MERCH

[@TheAfroMenace]

ITS MY FAULT! I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE JORDAN PLAY BASEBALL! I SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM HOLDING THE BUGS BUNNY MASK! NOW HES TRANSCENDED!! HE IS NOW BARKLEY!!! THERE IS NO WAY TO FIGHT SUCH PERFECTION! HE'LL DEVOUR SEKAI IICHIIII!!!!!!! THE ONLY OPTION IS SUBMISSION!!!!!!!!

[@lilpotayto]

"I, Kars, have finally tamed the court!"

[@MarilynMalkovich]

"The ultimate baller encompasses the power of each and every player on Earth. All teams gather as one. And... how beautiful its bounce! Truly the most dunkin' thing I have ever beheld! I have finally, finally slammed the jam!"

[@Banana-cc5rx]

this man. can truly. slam to everything.

[@commanderwookiecopc806]

we cannot stop him

[@DokjaTTV]

Kars, The Ultimate Slamform.

[@Kalnafein]

OH MY GOD!

[@TsumiMegami]

I SAW THIS AND TRIED TO AVOID IT BUT I KEPT COMING BACK TO IT AND I LISTENED TO IT AND SWORE NEVER TO COME BACK BUT LOOK AT ME NOW I AM A DISGRACE

[@narutaim]

With the beginning of the song playing, your comment feels like you're the final boss of an RPG

[@TsumiMegami]

It does seem really threatening. Hehe.

[@JRPGrinder]

"This Jam! Why do I crave it?"

[@jonathanbulla6521]

Nudist beach splendid naked officer www.twitch.tv/bananaapplesauceman/c/4966035 Go 7:10 and watch... Your comment is exactly why this was done.

[@beatrizresma5453]

Tsumi Megami

[@PuolenJeninPaska]

DA ULTIMATE PLAYA TOTAL CONTROL OVER ALL HOOPS EVERYWHERE ABILITY TO TAKE ANY POSITION ON FIELD AT WHIM PASSING = USELESS

[@aidento1318]

+Illumanatee PASSING=MUDA

[@astalonbraveheart3032]

*WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY intensifies*

[@rjskillz92]

putting Larry Byrds head on the bird. clever.

[@iamhungey12345]

His last name is Bird.

[@BoltzHG]

Kar's was sent into a loop of seeing a baseball spinning around the metal edges of the hoop for all eternity untill he went insane. Legends say he is still seeing that nightmarish image play in his brain for all eternity.

[@Levyafan]

+Dio Brando Eventually, he stopped playing.

[@Protantical]

SLAMUU. SLAMUU. SLAMUU.

[@DemoniteBL]

You expected Avalon, but it was I, Space Jam!

[@thatoneassclown5652]

Jamalon

[@jeneraljelly7005]

Holy shit your here?!

[@DemoniteBL]

Jeneral Jelly Of course I am!

[@StarlightTrail3]

Ah ya dick...

[@demonx3779]

Slamalon

[@voltaicdrake5968]

That description was beautiful.

[@aduck4202]

the: " he can leap whole courts and dunk with the force of a small meteor" killed me XD

[@Kalnafein]

Only the Chaos Dunk has even a chance of stopping him

[@NickRM99]

*SEX* i can read japanese, am i sugoi now senpai?

[@colonelfrencht.5823]

+boko harem No. You have to know how to slam.

[@NickRM99]

Jayden Newell damn :\ its always something

[@colonelfrencht.5823]

boko harem I know.

[@harayoursenpai1180]

YES !

[@Okamii007]

I applaud all of your witty B-Ball comments people, i'm seriously laughing non-stop here

[@180223]

Your next line is "THIS SLAM IS AWESOME!"

[@thunderphoenix440]

This slam is awesome...wait, WHAT?!

[@Daralantan]

Passing: USELESS

[@KinglyRed]

COMIN THROUGH COMIN THROUGH COMIN THROUGH NOW SLAMMIN' UP THE SEATS OVERDUNK

[@Chaotix4387]

The transition at 3:16 is GODLY

[@BlazingMagpie]

That transition is gold.

[@Hiroyukiishimaru]

Why is this so goddamn perfect? Seriously how can this be better than the original tune?!!

[@jjstrongarms3720]

you don't know how well space jam goes with songs do you? comeonandsl.am/ That website has the song title and a skip button on the top right and it fucking has so many songs with space jam in it. That is how I found this song.

[@Joetheknight406]

​@@jjstrongarms3720 noted

[@tomassmith2088]

Now you're going to say:"Was this part of your play Jordon?"

[@CarlosRodriguez-tx1np]

Was this all part of your play Jordan? ..!!

[@keno6307]

Blade Wolves "Volcanic B-Balls he could have dunked launched him even further!"

[@Sarcopagusmonster]

Even speedwagon is jamming

[@earthygoku]

Shadow barkley never returned to the court.Trapped in a form of half baller, half brick, he wondered the depths of the locker room eternally. Eventually, craving a foul, but unable to get touched , barkley stopped dribbling.

[@Ced1ecedced]

Jordan Joestar: "He can use the Dribble too?" Rudol von Shaqheim: "Is this the limit of German basketbol?"

[@pgreg8528]

+Ced1ecedced "German slamdunking is the greatest in the world!!!"

[@witchhatsftw7206]

N-no! Kar's is...! He's turning his back on the Slam, and bathing in its Jam!

[@charluspupuce]

This video literally prove that jojo have a better fandom than bleach

[@ThePlatinumangel]

charlus pupuce The Bleach fandom is a cowardly, superstitious lot. The JoJo fandom, on the other hand, slams and jams all the way around ZA WARUDO.

[@thegodofsoapkekcario1970]

Xilinoc the jojo fandom is also MANLY

[@shrekisloveshrekislife3924]

ブルーパワー the Lucario I don't like being a part of an actual fandom, really, but I am still a fan of Bleach and JoJo. I still prefer JJBA, though.

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

Bleach/Shaman King fan is great :) Pony & Furrie fandom is awful.

[@pkshd]

IQ 400!

[@93hothead]

but he stopped thinking lol

[@LunerKunai]

93hothead Thats what happens when your brain is subjected to a maddened state of experiencing literally nothing and being unable to be comfortable. Like an eternal chinese water torture,

[@TheClayCrab]

Cosmonaut ʕ•ᴥ• ʔ or watching football

[@Hakkai181]

SEX: USELESS!

[@CptDougFalcon]

Hakkai181 SLAMS: USELESS

[@DeanHarper]

The comments on this page are fantastic. Well. Fucking. Done.

[@tubbymanification]

Shadow Barkely? What about the lurking menace of Cuchalain?! How will Hoopz and Cyber Dwarf return to their home planet of Neo New York and fight back the evil that remains?!

[@maenorlieght6095]

Glorious reference

[@FerretOverlord]

This is fucking art holy shit

[@Mintergalactic]

this mashup is actually really good

[@sackboyfanforev3834]

So in other words. He is to basketball as Christopher Robin is to baseball.

[@Greatkingrat68]

Slamming Jams: Useless. The Lower the Player, The Larger It's Offspring, because the Death risk is High. Therefore a Perfect Player doesn't need any Players or Refs.

[@Alphazoid]

ah, who could forget the three Court Men: Esidunksi, Jams, and Slamuu?

[@cantdeletemychannelonmobil4740]

Is no one going to mention the absolutely SEEMLESS transition from avalon to overdrive?

[@lazzerfisk004]

*tactical retreat intensifies*

[@ananousous]

*Backcourt Violation*

[@rustyshakleford4949]

JoJo's Ballin Adventure.

[@MelodyBurst]

Dio made Catmen, Cars made Larrybirds.

[@CarlosRodriguez-tx1np]

Goal For Life: For other B-Ball players, it is to support the team. But to Kourts it's about creating a game matching his own desire.

[@seretith3513]

I remember having first heard this in a For Honor Shoguki Compilation The last time Ubisoft ever did something Inventive and fresh was that very Game

[@Seydaschu]

SEX: YOU AIN'T GETTIN' NONE OF THIS GURLFREN! NUH UH!

[@SnowmanWithGuns]

Don't you wish to conquer the court? Don't you wish to slam over all? Don't you wish to slam-dunk your fears?!

[@TheKingHezekiah]

Jamseph, Ceslam, and Slama Slama protect the Super b-ball from the Pillar Dunkers, creators of the Stone Slams.

[@TrajGreekFire]

And Rudolf von ShaqHeim

[@TheCornerCaseMan]

SLAM: USELESS

[@Dumdumdoogie]

Barkley then reached his final form, Super Slammin 4. He was unbeatable for he had reached the peak, surpassing all other ballers: past, present, and future. None could match him, and without worthy opponents Barkley wallowed in despair for none could satisfy his thirst on the court.

[@djwhaletrain6384]

FreshPrinceofYT Wrong anime.

[@timothylengel7145]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD will someone please upload the standalone Slamalon?

[@kyzichanyo]

FUNDAMENTALS: USELESS

[@Gantradies]

that day, the wasteland changed forever- the irresistible, ungodly power of the Slam bound in vehicular form changed the balance of power between the squabbling factions forevermore-completely powerless before the force of the Chaos Dunk.....

[@YBPaladin]

What anime is this from? Is it Jojo?

[@Charronia]

Yeah. This song ("Avalon") plays in the part 2 finale.

[@DrIvoRobotnick]

Charronia Isn't there two songs?

[@takoaful]

HalfmoonHex The second one is called Overdrive.

[@YBPaladin]

I have long since become a jojo fan, thank you everyone

[@naooho9392]

The anime is called "Space Jam", this Studio Ghibli film garnered a lot of controversy, as it combined traditional Japanese animation techniques and real life set pieces and actors. Miazaki was inspired by legendary B-Baller, Micheal Jordan, after watching him dunk on some extreme fools and show off his perfect ass he knew he must capture that in film. However no one technique was able to capture the perfection of MJ's ass, and so while Miazaki was on the brink of defeat came to the legendary epiphany: Live action. In order to fully explore the way this would effect the movie, 「LOLA BUNNY」was introducted to give the audience a hard on, which would later grow once they saw MJ's ass at full might. This song is Barkley's theme, the ascended version of a B-Baller so powerful that it made one audience member on opening night go from black to white.

[@cloudusman90]

"German B-Ballers is finest in the world!"

[@RagnaCloud13]

In Paris... Me: (laughs in Serbian) This ain't Manila, dummkopfs

[@exumbra1399]

This works better than it should. I could totally see Jojo as a supernatural ghetto basketball crew!

[@room___]

i thought this was a flying lotus / space jam mashup, that would be amazing.

[@TheWastelander86]

This has surpassed Slam of the North Star as the Remix that all Remixes will be measured against.

[@kly8105]

f***** this fits so well i can't believe you only have 5K likes.

[@torchhearts6266]

When the Clock limit is gone and you get the full advantage.

[@Duokidd]

6. hydration: always hydrated. his blood is gatorade itself

[@dewdbrowatch1446]

THE DRIBBLE MEN

[@kars6070]

The Perfect Music Form

[@KinglyRed]

"The ultimate baller embodies the talent of each and every living player. All jams gather as one. And...HOW BEAUTIFUL ITS REBOUND! Truly the most ballin' thing I have ever beheld...I have finally, FINALLY SLAMMED THE JAM!"

[@taymustard620]

THIS IS THIS MEME AT ACTUAL PEAK

[@justinhanna9152]

You had me in the first half not gonna lie

[@WTFisTingispingis]

That gorilla's really rustling my jimmies right now. :|

[@Scribby87]

I've heard alot of quad city djs vs remixs in the past few years but I still come back to this one. I still think it's the best one and really one of the only ones that felt like a true mash up of the two songs.

[@feistygheisty]

Back here after part 6. Can't believe this is what introduced me to Jojo.

[@yourguykhonshu3972]

So this is the true power of the Red B-Ball of Ajam

[@InfernosReaper]

This one worked surprisingly well

[@soarinskies1105]

This is the ultimate boss fight music when you go up against the final boss and god Charles Barkley himself.

[@cantdeletemychannelonmobil4740]

I swear, I listen to more mashups than I do normal songs

[@TOUD_]

600k views and only 7k likes? This is an enigma.

[@renhoo2]

Merci gromek999

[@OleksandrSe]

Crossout?

[@А.В.Н-ю5ъ]

well, i didn't expect that

[@dman4468]

This is the most jammin' thing I've heard, and I've been to every B-Ball game known to man

[@SuperZergMan]

And in that moment, I swear we were ultimate B-ballers.

[@joaovictordemelomazza3049]

Ultimate slam form

[@vulnerablerummy]

Honestly, after so many replays, this is the only way i could remember battle tendency's soundtrack

[@Marverinno]

Skeleton: Can dismantle it on a cellular level to take the hight of any slammer or dunker of all kinds. Hearing: Can distinguish from a Slam to a Jam. Favorite food: Human turned into a SlamJammer with the Dunkmask. Goal for Life: For other slammers it's to preserve the dunking, but to Kars, it's about creating a Jam matching his own slam.

[@Ninjaguiden89]

"This slam...it's more magnificent than anything I've ever jammed!" "B-ball...I have finally tamed B-ball itself"!!

[@SlyRocko]

Holy fuck this is actually good

[@arkanious7088]

COUGH CouGh... *DARK SOULS 3 SMOUGH HAMMER VIDEOS* *WHEEEEEEEZE WHEEEZE COUGH DEAD*

[@MajoraZ]

Do one with the pillar man theme

[@NeutralDrow]

I think this is the only QCD mashup I've heard that actually keeps in the lyrics during "Overdrive." Which is bizarre, because they mesh shockingly well.

[@wldg-mq6yg]

So f*king epic ! It deserves more views !

[@noahboddie3482]

It's the perfect slam, we can no longer defeat his rhymes! He has become, the ultimate baller!

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

IQ 400? He must watch Rick and Morty.

[@Salactrien]

I have finally tamed the b-ball!

[@z3iro383]

I wish I could like a video twice

[@miklekane9094]

and the slamalon continues, it never ceased