The most unrealistic thing about this ASMR is that I can afford a house
@TheSuitBoi2 жыл бұрын
... AYYO WHERE YOU KEEPIN THESE MON- I mean...sir where can I aquire one of the gentle wamen to adore as they relax ones ears
@Maito892 жыл бұрын
@@TheSuitBoi Honestly, I just keep stumbling on them by complete accident
@GreetMyMeat2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure it’s that and not that a girl had the courtesy to consider your existence?
@Maito892 жыл бұрын
@@GreetMyMeat Usually they wouldn't, but when I break into their home and crawl into their pantry they pretty much have no choise but to notice me
@JayTohab2 жыл бұрын
Property market: **confused screaming**
@TobyAnderson2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree that this is top tier rp.
@almachizit32072 жыл бұрын
I love driders and arachne so much, thank you!
@tritonia_2 жыл бұрын
I have arachnophobia. This was a very confusing experience for my feelings. Absolutely top tier content.
@Katkatkatkat05182 жыл бұрын
Yeah same lol 😅
@blackout_officer662 жыл бұрын
Yea this is not for people with arachnophobia it’s for people who find spiders very attractive
@Mittens_the_neko2 жыл бұрын
I think I can describe it! *_confused screaming_*
@solsystem1342 Жыл бұрын
@@blackout_officer66 Hey, just because I think bugs are adorable and like being tied up (platonically) doesn't mean it's suddenly sexual.
@blackout_officer66 Жыл бұрын
@@solsystem1342 get some help man, you need it
@woodyrather38022 жыл бұрын
Me: See's drider *Grabs comically large shoe*
@sinnerbinner7582 жыл бұрын
Giant enemy spider *beatboxing*
@guncatto26252 жыл бұрын
@@sinnerbinner758 thanos beatbox.
@l0sts0ul892 жыл бұрын
Fire
@joakimpac71182 жыл бұрын
Chicken beatboxing 🐔🐔🐔
@gamersread24052 жыл бұрын
@@sinnerbinner758Gohma intensifies
@steavesimmons83542 жыл бұрын
You see, I think spiders are actually pretty chill and nice to have around, but oh boy does this take it to a different level. That’s a good thing.
@mirage8092 жыл бұрын
Spider catches a human and her first plan is dropping a pickup line. Excellent! I do hope that she isn't planning on melting our guts and drinking the remains anytime soon.
@DeSpaceFairy2 жыл бұрын
Flirting and melting guts aren't mutually exclusive with spiders or not even in which order it happen.
@your_waifu_hates_you2 жыл бұрын
Vine boom sfx
@LordGarryk2 жыл бұрын
You might not be. I on the other hand...
@SuperSpike472 жыл бұрын
Wonderful video fake your voice is always really relaxing 🕸️
@Legend-qq6km2 жыл бұрын
"I'm setting a really bad example for everyone." Thank you for that Fake, I appreciate your bad example because it makes me feel better about the bad example I set for myself.
@ronjames87782 жыл бұрын
I can't lie: even my Kinetic Force Potion™ doesn't hit as hard as this audio. Fake's got all the schwazaah and then some!
@tjtharp6032 жыл бұрын
Good job FAKE ❤️ totally realistic performance. And you're not setting a bad example. Lots of people stay up late, either for business or for pleasure
@vincentmarcellino71832 жыл бұрын
Billy to Jeff: And that's how I met your mother
@badranger20042 жыл бұрын
Thank you for all of the time, effort and energy that you put into this and all your videos, is it possible that there could potentially be a sequel or series to this video
@kori15332 жыл бұрын
Out of all the ASMR KZbin channels I listen to this has to be my favorite
@bahmot95012 жыл бұрын
Listener rolled a nat 20 on that charisma check.
@MapleCakeTheLion Жыл бұрын
From start to finish, the pace and way you extended every word made the experience wonderful. This is how it will sound in my head when I am drawing and designing my own arachnid characters. Thank you for making this.
@GAMINGDEVlL2 жыл бұрын
My arachnophobia is confused
@fleetingfondmemoriez2898 Жыл бұрын
*Confused Screaming*
@woodyrather38022 жыл бұрын
SpiderMan: let me take you home
@pvtwade70572 жыл бұрын
How can one admire the human form, especially the fact that we only have two legs? They're basically bones stuck together with pipe cleaner and knockoff Elmer's glue
@guncatto26252 жыл бұрын
Ok but we have teeth... Lmao.
@fly90412 жыл бұрын
„And I give you all of the attention you deserve“ Gives me none, because I am worthless
@JayTohab2 жыл бұрын
Gives you lots of attention, because your value is artificially inflated by the cartel
@Aegirknight2 жыл бұрын
DRIDER AUDIO LETS GOOOOOOOOO
@l0stth0ughtz_2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE do a part 2!!! I love this 😅😁
@wilsonreyes1242 жыл бұрын
This is the boldest play I've seen from fake. I respect the hustle. Normally I don't go to this channel for my fill, mostly for the shit posting. But this is a legitimately banger episode
@vincentmarcellino71832 жыл бұрын
I'm reminded of what Alucard said when he saw Shrödinger in Hellsing Abridged
@wilsonreyes1242 жыл бұрын
WITH A VENGEANCE
@sempitraum55412 жыл бұрын
If one can learn to accept spider bros, one can learn to appreciate spider gfs. Take the driderpill, bros.
@LordGarryk2 жыл бұрын
Driders and arachne are wonderful, but a jorugumo (I think that's how you spell it) waifu can go fishing with you
@outcast40872 жыл бұрын
Gosh, this is such a dream!
@CordovanSplotchVT2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap! I think I've just discovered the female David Hayter!
@gamersread24052 жыл бұрын
Where did you fall from heaven She’s onto me!!
@Drengr_Kami2 жыл бұрын
Holy shitttttt, I wasn't expecting this pure masochism candyyyyy
@kabbakam2 жыл бұрын
jokes on you, I got webbed INTENTIONALLY.
@persontheguy2 жыл бұрын
i must say, this is *quite* the banger
@johnnydeath38112 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see a series
@sinister69712 жыл бұрын
This video is awesome I would die for a second one
@guncatto26252 жыл бұрын
2 minute ago moment.
@midnightdragon672 жыл бұрын
Well this gave me some interesting feelings
@blakeverdon44922 жыл бұрын
Don't worry about setting a bad example, I was still awake at 6am when I started listening lol
@x7rr_r2 жыл бұрын
aww sweet video
@PotartOnYT2 жыл бұрын
Definitely make sure you get some sleep Fake.
@11SimonS112 жыл бұрын
Well... What a twist!
@elfhater20632 жыл бұрын
the more you think about it, if you're the same person in every ASMR rp you've ever watched... im on the run from like, several hundred yanderes, at least 30 of which possess super natural powers, which is not complimented by the fact that i am also a ghost in atleast one, which goes well with all the ghost friends we've made along the way...
@Lastname_fennec Жыл бұрын
“Where did you fall from? Heaven?” “No I got hit by a bird trying to escape hell”
@Lexiissad2 жыл бұрын
You saying your making a bad example by staying up till around 5 to make this: Me usually listening to your audios at around 5: Uh idk what you mean!
@DialecticalMemetics Жыл бұрын
This is really great
@averagejoe57422 жыл бұрын
If you do end up drinking my blood, then you should probably know that it pairs very well with citrus!
@Ghost_Of_Halo Жыл бұрын
i didn't know that blood go well with citrus
@JakeSm4sh2 жыл бұрын
boy help me I hope she's not going to eat me haha Have a great day Fake
@salty50822 жыл бұрын
spider girl pog
@goodmage19912 жыл бұрын
YesYesYesYesYes! Also, get more sleep, you deserve it!
@justsomethingfake57812 жыл бұрын
S++ top tier anything under than that is cap
@theroaringdragon3062 жыл бұрын
Would thine silk feel like soft clouds, or is thou silk be as smooth as steel? Hopefully it would feel like both for that would be a dream to sleep upon.
@brendacortez2072 жыл бұрын
IF YOU DARE TOUCH ME I WILL BRING OUT THE POWER OF 'MURICA.
@KOAGSTRAMA2 жыл бұрын
Pt2 plzzzzzz!!!!
@blackout_officer662 жыл бұрын
I want more of dis pls
@traincomicsinccompany5968 Жыл бұрын
I do have one question. Why does your asmr’s always have a black screen?
@frostbitemelondemon29692 жыл бұрын
As Commander of The Corruption, I.. admit I like the idea of being doded on and taken care of...~ Hhmph!~ *I say shyly, blushing and pouting Ala-Tsundere*
@roken22332 жыл бұрын
Part 2 plz
@kristhetankhunter27302 жыл бұрын
Very nice
@puglife6582 жыл бұрын
To someone who’s already listened: Is this yandere/malicious intent?
@SuperSpike472 жыл бұрын
Nope
@puglife6582 жыл бұрын
@@SuperSpike47 thamk
@SuperSpike472 жыл бұрын
@@puglife658 no problem
@kichiwas-hargan47752 жыл бұрын
Thank God it's not cuz I wouldn't like her if she was like that.
@DegenAudios2 жыл бұрын
lovw me some spiders
@quinnwilson22152 жыл бұрын
OMG YES
@brainydragonva2 жыл бұрын
Don't mind me, just hanging around...
@Antonio-is2cn2 жыл бұрын
I'm on her web browser!
@Yteixna_Latnem2 жыл бұрын
Dad joke be like
@guncatto26252 жыл бұрын
Humor achieved successfully.
@Adam_X782 жыл бұрын
Spider-Man help me!
@SuperSpike472 жыл бұрын
We need Spooderman!
@vincentmarcellino71832 жыл бұрын
Spiderman, in the web next to you: Iron Man, help me! Tony: *Turns to Pepper* Pepper: No. We aren't having a threesome with a spider.
@Adam_X782 жыл бұрын
@@vincentmarcellino7183 Finger will save me
@davidzandstra9506 Жыл бұрын
I wished everyone got cocooned into the softest nylon cocoon web drained completely of all the energy completely weak forever never wanting to leave the web cocoon forever
@laziness66412 жыл бұрын
Spider man AU
@pyritefoolsgold35212 жыл бұрын
Damn I move fast apparently.
@parvusignum261Ай бұрын
pt2 with nibbles?
@Yteixna_Latnem2 жыл бұрын
It's a bit embarrassing to ask it but is there any chance that u make a asmr we're the (gf or bestfriend) is domenaiting the listener? Asking for a friend lol
@ronjames87782 жыл бұрын
Those aren't rare. If it's just the general style you want, just search the usual tags for ASMR you like (F4A, for example), and add the word dom/domme/dominant to it, and you'll get plenty. If it's specifically Fake doing them that you like, you might find more on the channel: just have a look through some playlists, and if there are any, they'll be there. :)
@DragonDemonCJ6662 жыл бұрын
Pls don’t eat me I don’t taste very good trust me i should know