Kanye West once said...

[@solosol5430]

the Michael Jackson line is insane. gets me everytime

[@dribbledemon]

@@cherryboom724 mj went from black to white

[@Say2Cups]

@@dribbledemon bro switched opposition’s

[@KanyeNuts]

@@cherryboom724 michael jackson was black and due to him getting badly burned he became white so kanye is just making a joke saying a white girl and a black girl look like him bc he was white and black in his life

[@voken1380]

It was fire bruh😂😂🔥🔥

[@solosol5430]

It's not only the line that is over the top ridiculous. The delivery has me dead

[@lefthandman3558]

"I hate these niggas more than Nazis" aged really really well

[@dragonmaster3207]

So he loves them

[@guillegarcia7146]

​@@dragonmaster3207nah he doesn't really care about them

[@reineIzayoi]

More THAN A Nazi* i think we always misunderstood these lyrics.

[@Trexbed]

@@guillegarcia7146he literally has the same veiws as them

[@dereks3581]

Based

[@Bru946]

The Micheal Jackson one and the PHD one will forever be the funniest lines in his DEBUT album lmfao

[@xavour8681]

Ahahah broo fr

[@brennan8203]

Made the phd one my senior quote lmao

[@Bru946]

@@brennan8203 Lmfao I wanted to make my senior quote “Some people graduate but be still stupid” but my Highschool wouldn’t let me

[@warrenmiller2044]

Nah black card - African American express is better

[@Bru946]

@@warrenmiller2044 lmaooo I forgot about that one

[@loveandpeace9956]

We can’t forget “I'm like a fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary” lmao

[@bendover7841]

Lmfao

[@gabbeaudoin4595]

fuckin 10/10 line

[@rockwild737]

Dude 🤣🤣🤣

[@Adambenhmida0000]

What song is that again

[@eaxelextoast5453]

@@Adambenhmida0000 good morning from graduation

[@firas53003]

this is legit peak comedy

[@piyush2465]

it's 100% serious

[@Geck_Gxng]

Fr

[@tannermarkland5214]

@@piyush2465 its 1000% swag and hard asf

[@huh3424]

Peak art.

[@psychjuice]

haha

[@supersixx7983]

3:29 is CRAZY

[@PanderingSlats]

2:52 to 3:32 is like the Boston Marathon of criminally insane bars

[@spirithanh]

Not only is Kanye West an amazing producer and artist, he is a great comedian too

[@Ish3r]

Nice pfp

[@spirithanh]

@@Ish3r thanks you too

[@wishiknewyou]

W pfp

[@Danielbxt]

Nice pfps guys

[@walmorcarvalho2512]

if only he had any real sense of humor

[@SoFlacko]

"And we gon score a hundred on this drug test" had me rolling lmfao

[@bunbynoy]

rolling up green sticks lmao 😎😄

[@piyush2465]

Everyone says these are "crazy" but these are the lines that are being shouted the loudest at shows

[@chrisbendross6229]

cause every body at a kanye show crazy as fuck. but like no judgment id be at one if i wasnt broke

[@memtub8782]

Because they stand out the most because of how "crazy" it is

[@Kinobambino]

@@chrisbendross6229 Can we be crazy together Chris 🥺

[@sekou3758]

@@chrisbendross6229 🤡

[@table2.0]

Because they’re memable and the other lines are forgettable just saying

[@joseph_rolli]

My favorite will always be "you left your fridge open, somebody just took a sandwich" both because it sounds so stupid out of context but in context it's actually a really good metaphor

[@monogarden4073]

"I'd rather be a dick, then a swallower" is actually a really good bar

[@sneakyonthebeat]

most of these are

[@louispatterson3407]

“I won’t be satisfied until all my niggas get aids”

[@WhomplyVODS]

A lot of them are

[@noir269]

not really lmao

[@ozkan576]

a lot of these are, that AIDS bar on Gorgeous is incredible

[@Pawesome24]

I'm glad this guy hasn't done or said anything problematic and has retained good business partnerships in the corporate sector to sell his yeezy's and rap with zero controversy

[@hostofsoulslol]

@jasoncortez1238 he literally said he likes Hitler 💀

[@Woozy.0]

Damn.

[@caleb.39]

@@jasoncortez1238 the exact quote is "I love Hitler"

[@caleb.39]

@@jasoncortez1238 find God

[@manwhatdoiputhere]

@@jasoncortez1238 ÜBERMENSCH MADE GRADUATION

[@ryanfikri1882]

Idk but "i treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS" has me laughing so hard

[@Rebrandking]

Hard af

[@winnifred6768]

I don't get it

[@acat1473]

@@winnifred6768 💀

[@winnifred6768]

@@acat1473 I get it now

[@AtreVire]

@@winnifred6768 ronald reagan

[@onelast2147]

7:20 better than any diss in the 2010’s

[@UnderCurrents15]

Dayummmm 😂

[@trenhen4311]

Kanye is so unintentionally funny because of his pure honestly and lack of a filter. It’s fucking awesome.

[@AbsentMindedA]

It's not unintentional, tf u on about?

[@trenhen4311]

@@AbsentMindedA sometimes it is sometimes it isn’t. It may very well be intentional but the way he just says those lines so casually and instantly moves onto the next makes it feel unintentional

[@christpierre]

Every single one of these are clearly intentional idk why people treat ye like he's a mindless schizo on the spectrum who has no idea of what he's doing

[@trenhen4311]

@@christpierre how does me saying wut I said imply that I think he’s a mindless skitzo? His brute honesty and carelessness is wuts makes it funny. It comes across as un intentional a lot a the time cuz it’s not exactly funny it’s just shocking. I love ye lmao. I can c how u got mad at wut I said but nah I love ye.

[@christpierre]

@@trenhen4311 Oh my bad, a lot of other people were saying that so I just wanted to state this in some comment, in a first glance it seemed like it said Kanye didn't write this knowing it was funny and instead hes just a crazy man who says shit without knowing what he's saying

[@RashidAli-hw6cp]

the best thing about his songs is that the instrumentals are hard af, delivery hard af, but the lyrics can be so stupid at times lol thats what makes them so great

[@sainteagle4426]

It takes a real genius to throw in some of the most outlandish and funniest lyrics in the middle of masterfully-curated songs with deep meaning and incredible beats

[@ॐIo]

Masterfully curated? Deep meaning? Lol. But yes incredible beats

[@beard6329]

@@ॐIo yes masterfully curated and with deep meaning, kanye is one of the goats for a reason

[@hieuduong2213]

@@ॐIo okay bozo

[@DoomShrm]

@@ॐIo have you ever listened to -we don't care -power -my way home -life of the party -heard em say -I wonder -only one -gorgeous ?

[@smirkski]

@@ॐIo it’s okay they’re just stans

[@Viddychuu]

3:38 for some reason this is honestly my favorite kanye line, not the craziest shit hes ever said, but it just sticks with me

[@josiahheaton5493]

it’s the way he slows up when saying minivan to deliver the joke better 😂😂

[@Mostacs]

The funny thing is almost everything he said here was memorible. ICONIC

[@thehsushoe]

7:41 when he said ‘message’… LMFAOOOOOO

[@wallas1705]

Bro really lost it lol

[@jennyneon]

Kanye's craziness & honesty is what I love most about him. I have to edit this comment. I DO NOT SUPPORT KANYE ANYMORE & I DON'T SUPPORT HIS CLAIMS AT ALL.

[@mr.garbage5825]

just an excuse for garbage lyrics

[@kanewinning1241]

0:23

[@knowledgeborn5506]

@@kanewinning1241 🤣🤣🤣

[@morenitomoreno1282]

Rapping about how you’d fuck 4 of your sisters in law is awkward to say the least and can only fly in a an odd family like the Kardashians.

[@immentallyhandicapped2903]

My childlike creativity purity and honesty is honestly, getting crowded by these grown thoughts

[@ye6102]

6:44 that was hilarious

[@nwolcisdoodoo4503]

“You got a sister in law you would smash, I got 4 of em” 🤣nobody can say that but Kanye

[@alialhabib1425]

How he got away with it tho🤣

[@GatoBeug]

@@alialhabib1425 the family dinner after that dropped 😂

[@thenamesextra]

@@GatoBeug jjkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

[@alandeutsch7769]

@@springsbliss4094 she was born in 1997 and song was released in 2018 so she would've been 20-21 👌

[@jjondack4032]

his brothers after that line: 🤨

[@shanhh1141]

6:59 literally had me burst out laughing bro

[@mards2479]

That whole song is jam packed with fire one-liners, you could put that whole song on this video

[@tirullow6313]

It goes hard af

[@mercwrld3667]

smd

[@jwilly_t]

best album

[@jaubuchon28]

Last call is like injecting pure Yeroin

[@masturk888]

7:10 fucking killed me whyyyyy hahahahaha

[@l.a.6337]

You miss the best Ye line "Coke on her black skin made it stripe like a zebra, i call that jungle fever"

[@bryanchu5379]

4:30 ooohhh because "in the end" sounds like "indian" i never got that until now lmaoooo

[@ivanmontoya4221]

Yooooo i just got it

[@slugoo6474]

“Chasing love, all the bittersweet hours lost” is an incredible line, it’s powerful and emotional. He just HAD to follow it up with what he did.

[@DrippedTV]

HEAD OF THE CLASS SHE JUST WON A SWALLOWSHIP 🏆

[@0ijm3409fiwrekj]

"Your girl don't like me, how long has she been gay?" The Self confidence of the man!!!

[@khalidnuristani400]

more like ego lmao

[@garvwadhwaney306]

3:47 I just heard this lyric and I was in shock, Kanye a legend 😆😆

[@Shockguey]

Came out after the Pennsylvania State controversy with the coach abusing kids.

[@alandeutsch7769]

@@Shockguey man perfect

[@emerablade2021]

0:24 is such a beautiful statement and a true testament to Kanye's ability to make profound commentary and emotion with words

[@ztoshgd]

the whole song was a diss to drake since he was gonna pay millions for the beat

[@SHINIGAMI6774]

@@ztoshgd that’s real I’m just finding this out now I’m dying right now from laughing

[@supremedak_god619]

0:25 I felt that 🔥😩😔

[@jasoncortez1238]

i’ve based my life’s decisions off those words 💯

[@siddasloth3292]

"You got a sister in law you would smash? I got four of them" ... bruh the whole Kardashian sisters lmfao

[@theocarbone]

The Michael Jackson line single-handedly made Kanye famous

[@sexyfacenation]

Nope

[@ctrlaltcreate3827]

@@sexyfacenation It literally was his first hit as a rapper and the most memorable line on that song lol.

[@michaelwellington5509]

Bro Jesus Walks? TTW?

[@ronaldomontero3624]

I suppose

[@denzellcoleman925]

1:43 thank you for sharing because that second verse was great. Not good but great

[@kareemlawson878]

He’s free and creative with rapping that’s why he stand out

[@GoatedKanye1]

1:38 he’s got a point.

[@toongamer2810]

8:55 this is genuinely hilarious I've never heard this before

[@majoyummy2890]

He lets his intrusive thoughts be on the lyrics 😂

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

Kanye West has a good point. People who cover their couches with plastic can go straight to hell.

[@Swattii]

Literally all the Asian families that I know of 😆

[@bigpapi6688]

Wtf is the point of getting a nice couch and putting plastic on it?? That’s like people that get a really nice car or a new paint job and they keep those stupid car bras on indefinitely

[@captainaxlerod1297]

When he said scoopty whoop, I felt that

[@brandonellis8111]

Yeah he was spitin

[@ronaldomontero3624]

@@brandonellis8111 no

[@Seltz_]

happy someone finally pointed out the michael jackson bar. so outlandish lol

[@PejaBog]

It's a privilege to live in the same time line as Ye

[@jaylenwalker3532]

6:59 Had Me Rolling Lol 😂 😂 😂

[@rahroy1]

4:01 the first line seems like it turned into that other line in new slaves

[@the_sports_nerd]

I think that was an unreleased song anyways

[@thejadog1741]

He's got some actual bars "if she suck seed, that's a success" as in "suck cess", ya know seed and cess relating to pot, pretty clever actually

[@alexverdana2435]

that's in a childish gambino song too "she's an overachiever cuz all she do is suck seed (succeed)"

[@aceplay4448]

@@alexverdana2435 that’s not the same wordplay tho

[@alexverdana2435]

@@aceplay4448 it's kinda similar

[@alexverdana2435]

@Alex Chingmay XTCY was released in 2018 and gambinos album camp was released in 2011

[@saintgabriel6364]

yall I really think the whole double entedre thing w all that is reaching fr dudes is just talkin bout bitches eatin baby batter

[@broskiezISMYGAMERTAG]

“Your girl don’t like me how long has she been gay” 😂😂😂😂

[@adonis9862]

Kanye is like a philosopher ahead of his time, with nothing but immaculate lines.

[@nacho37909]

One of my favorite Kanye lines is “How ye doing? I’m surviving. I was drinking earlier, now I’m driving”

[@ireviewdopesht7216]

"I know she like chocolate men, she got more niggas off than cochran" the most underrated bar out of all in this video, went over my head for years.. Damn

[@ireviewdopesht7216]

Still got some of my favourite lines in this video tho

[@idontfwyt]

what is Cochran?

[@xboxpenguin8705]

@@idontfwyt He was OJ simpson’s lawyer

[@idontfwyt]

@@xboxpenguin8705 thanks

[@hellothere4692]

Kanye once said, “ I believe everyone has something to offer.”

[@jaygged6472]

Especially

[@miss42310]

He's not wrong tho.. some people offer good and some evil

[@gutgunstig7061]

@@miss42310 "some evil"💀

[@williammitchell6254]

​@@miss42310 your one of those people who think 6 millions sounds a little high😅

[@youssefyang-li]

he was right

[@manifestdemocracy3604]

Jesus, that american express card is so smart.

[@arizonacan5772]

8:54 had me crying

[@nekonori9603]

1:09 probably my favourite

[@milos1967]

Everyone talks about the "miracle whip" line on Last Call but the "African American Express" line comes right before it and it's way better imo.

[@mards2479]

They say he bougie he big headed, would ya please stop talking bout how my dickhead is 🔥🔥🔥

[@kyleward1650]

Honestly they both legit

[@AuroraScalisi]

Gonna need an updated version of this… for obvious reasons

[@hydraulicmarvel]

7:41 delivery just hits too different

[@DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17]

@7:08 blew my mind so hard i yelled "N!GGA WHAT" out loud 😭

[@DG12020]

Man lift yourself had literally everyone going “WHOOPITY SCOOP” everywhere🤣

[@LASHH9669]

I remember that year being in the club and everyone tryna deliver their best poopedi scoop verse every time

[@jaubuchon28]

The cousin line in real friends is my favorite, he doesnt even attempt to make it rhyme or anything, he just wants to vent about it

[@chikoMade]

these are goofy lines but the word play and the delivery are perfect this mans a genius

[@saz19s8]

The Gold Digger ones were a lot less crazy than the others 😂

[@bobmanlarrydude]

Those "lift yourself" moments are peak kanye.

[@Nefariousbig]

1:30 touching tribute to Donda

[@ouishi9447]

7:18 kinda slept on «My ex said she gave me the best years of her life I saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right»

[@cynicalip]

'None of us would be here without cum' is one of the realest shit i've ever heard

[@pradabears]

the amount of head references this man has made 😭😭😭

[@dgayle2348]

This may not make sense to y'all...but I think him and MF DOOM would have made some great music together.

[@jashardwallington]

Smh i hate they never did a record

[@BrandMath-ns5yc]

Imagine MF Doom on no more parties in la

[@dimo6994]

Doom actually said in an interview that the one person he wanted to make a joint with was kanye, he either didnt get the chance or disliked the trump supporting kanye did who knows

[@pissmonkey7340]

lowkey makes me sad :(

[@LASHH9669]

They'd have shared some insane goofy punchlines. Doom would be on that classy, 3 rhymes a second wordplay and Kanye would balance that by saying some of the smartest dumb shit you've ever heard. Can't think of much better

[@sydneycrosby87]

Kanye once said “I’m just like Hitler fr”

[@ps1hagrid84]

That on sight parkinsons bar is just hilarious

[@OwlenStewart-gg7od]

Like a civil right sign line is diabolical💀

[@Angel_559_25]

You should look at the OG version of I’m in it then

[@rowiin8107]

Kanye swings violently between being the best rapper ever to the worst rapper ever. There is no in between 😂

[@caydendickey5674]

*Swigs Between best rapper to best rapper

[@ebenezeramare1]

But always on the best hip hop beats ever

[@thealchemist1951]

@@caydendickey5674 W

[@Geck_Gxng]

@@caydendickey5674 W best take

[@dollface2960]

@@bossshxtonly 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@swapnilchaudhary2944]

One of the funniest man in hiphop. Sometimes intentionally and sometimes unintentionally

[@RubyDash_]

1:35 you can’t deny anything about this verse, it’s just facts.

[@alandeutsch7769]

literally. man it's weird thinking about your parents fucking but that's what happened

[@okieoiogh8235]

So?

[@thelawsonman]

​@@okieoiogh8235 cum

[@aristology6912]

Same with 1:43 also the guy above me is an idiot

[@breezybreezy4871]

"we need the turbo thots, high speed turbo thots" will forever be my favorite kanye line

[@emiveridico]

dude had a great sense of humor, i'm sorry for our loss

[@killertau-]

In 100 years, historians are going to study this man's lyrics

[@shoeshiner9314]

these lines walk a fine line between brilliant and atrocious

[@deepaparakkal4241]

0:41 I'm saving that

[@michaelganeb5487]

Lift yourself sounds like it could've been a amazing song..

[@mrstealyogirl5796]

it was

[@Thay.phantom]

It was tho

[@HertoftheCity]

Wdym could’ve been?

[@vilgie]

@@HertoftheCity It was supposed to be released with actual lyrics on a scrapped album called "LOVE EVERYONE"

[@Alex-gv4rv]

@@vilgie and Ye trolled Drake by telling him he could use the beat and then later released this masterpiece

[@taylorcasale680]

2:43 It will never happen Kanye I don’t like you like that

[@shitpostairbag]

💀

[@winchesterkid]

😂😂😂😂 nice one Taylor

[@RetardedNConfused]

I can't..

[@ArmlessTigerMan-f4y]

💀

[@ivanmontoya4221]

Lmfao hahahahahah

[@5TC]

HE MADE GRADUATION

[@JojoQuik]

When he said poopity scoop poop...i felt that

[@mennyg3449]

6:42 relatable

[@nilabhrasaha5801]

Whoop diddy scoop poop...i really felt that man

[@s.f.f.f.t11]

1:15 Same, brother, same

[@stevecrall3180]

the comments aged like fine milk

[@adamsparty]

No

[@2times347]

I love this shit, please do more rappers! 🙏🏻

[@toongamer2810]

Yknow what would be good? Eminem

[@hellolili]

its hilarious how he mentions the cousin that stole his laptop in two separate song (real friends and no more parties in LA)

[@grippie0504]

1:32 I'm dead

[@niu.06]

0:52 is just

[@tennisracket166]

Classic kanye

[@LionKingProLKP]

"I like Hitler"

[@FART_INHALER]

I knew someone was going to say that

[@suedas_production]

Bro the Michael Jackson one 💀

[@lokojmg7337]

when kanye said "poop-di-scoopty" i felt that

[@Egg_ward]

I love how like 90% of the video is either the life of Pablo or Yeezus

[@Sh1baa_]

"Poop, Poop" is one of the greatest lines ever muttered

[@daycaredropout]

He also said, "I can see good things about Hitler."

[@dglover326]

He was a good leader can’t take that from him or anyone else that’s deemed as evil

[@daycaredropout]

@@dglover326 good leader to evil people lol but they did succeed ig

[@nolesy34]

@@dglover326 psychopath that got lucky because he learned how broke people accept anything

[@joeytroost791]

@@daycaredropout Germany did need a leader like hitler to be honest but he kinda went crazy

[@lula4408]

@@joeytroost791 yeah.. kinda

[@WILLINGLYWILD]

Some of these are just truth said in the most outlandish ways , I love it keep em coming Ye

[@gekohno]

He saying this shit with the outmost uncrushable confidence is wild, and im here for it