Will You be my Valentine? Dropouts

[@DropoutsPodcast]

It gets real crazy over on the Patreon... www.patreon.com/dropoutspod

[@SarahKee876]

crazier than Tara's "movie night" ??

[@Wholesome_naksh]

Hey Jared:) my name is maya:), and I've been trying to subscribe to the patreon but it says I can use either paypal or my card. My parents aren't letting me give out debit card details but I'm allowed to pay by UPI (Google pay). I'm from Mumbai (India) so I'm not sure if it's like a regional thing..? Anyhow please lemme know anytime you have time in your schedule.

[@pinegang3224]

@@Wholesome_nakshjoined KZbin a month ago?

[@jessietait1251]

@@Wholesome_nakshuoo

[@mckenziecarney7514]

Crying, anyone else having a hard time with Patreon?

[@earthtohannah6260]

zach being so defensive when Tara didn’t know who Madeline Cline was is so real hahaha

[@keisha7412]

Yes 😭

[@mark0yo874]

You mean madelyn cline

[@tomaszwota1465]

@@mark0yo874 who? Oh great, I'm an owl now.

[@lynnabinakhoul9626]

⁠@@mark0yo874isn’t it the same thing?..

[@amarpatro8822]

These clickbait thumbnails are crazy 😂

[@aramistavarez6748]

I was going to say the same thing ..Deaum 😂

[@St_Hilarius]

I mean I would click anyway so it doesn´t even matter😂

[@TheEnragedGamer]

Lol dropouts on top

[@Izkzauyloitz]

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[@anasynbell]

ikr

[@aliciacano-davenport]

I am an optometric technician for an optometrist and them saying they’ve worn their contacts for a year straight is probably our worst nightmare to hear. you can get infection, a corneal abrasion, ulcers, and edema by wearing your contacts that long and not giving your eyes oxygen to breathe. That really worries me that they don’t take out their contacts more often especially the dailies 😅 if they do see this comment, there is a contact brand called air optix night and days that you can sleep in for up to a month . honestly, if they’re really going to not take care of their contacts at least that would be the better route

[@sleezher]

I was waiting for this comment

[@Jeremiah90526]

I am hearing "Just stick to glasses" from this.

[@vVaIker]

IDK if any of this is true but if it is, good comment!

[@kasiasustaita9032]

My literal biggest pet peeve is when people don’t take out their contacts for even a day or two- let alone a YEAR….that being said, I’ve done it

[@mil9017]

Optometric tech here too!! All of it’s true! PLEASE DONT SLEEP IN YOUR CONTACTS & CHANGE THEM OUT!!!!!

[@makenzispell2310]

Selfishly I’d like them to not talk about their dates cause I’d like to feed my delusions that they are secretly in love. Thanks.

[@afanxyfox]

Yeah i don't want that reality check😔

[@aniyilator]

i appreciate your self awareness lmao

[@YouWillNeverKnowMan]

She gets it.

[@Negative1_1]

Bro exactly

[@noi_drhdr4792]

Whenever they disagree on their dating preferences I get a reality check that maybe they're not meant for each other 😭

[@Kait-m2z]

Petition for Tara to give Zach a makeover >>>

[@jam4045]

Tara finally got her foot stool 🤣🙌🏼

[@Prettyplasticx]

Zachs giggles when Tara speaks are my favourite thing ever

[@dessiemason2365]

I'm an optometrist!! 🤓 Tara is so right its very high risk of infection 🤮 Terrible for your corneas. If you get an ulcer it can scar your cornea and depending on the location you could permanently loose vision. Ulcers are painful as hell.. you'd never do it again. Also if you're lucky and not getting an infection at minimum your getting corneal neovascularization which can also damage your cornea and cause scaring... so proud of you Tara for getting after the guys!! 🎉bravo sis.. take these guys shopping for some glasses! 👓 or just get LASIK and be done with it (I did ... it's the besttt) omg then later Zach says hes afraid of PINK EYE ☠️

[@EtherGaming604]

Neovascularization sounds sooooo made up 😂

[@dessiemason2365]

@@EtherGaming604 Google it.. its a real process that happens in many regions of the body that's lacking in oxygen.

[@roronoauchiha69]

​@@EtherGaming604Every word is made up bro what are you on about

[@iceymelted]

@@roronoauchiha69 buddy

[@EtherGaming604]

@@roronoauchiha69 that sounds .... not made up

[@dorssa]

I was waiting for this episode the whole week😭

[@mathiasnkristensen]

It's the highlight of the week. Guaranteed laughs no matter how your week has been.

[@TWO9_8]

Bro the Smash or Pass game. "Ooh, Dear Maria, count me in." 😂😂 Also Jared getting exposed about liking alt/e-girls. Every soft boy wants one. Hope he gets his girl soon. 🖤

[@x340x]

that Ooh, Dear Maria, count me in reference was crazy quick tho :D he had to have that ready before the podcast, theres no way :D

[@LinaLaniLuv]

Watch Jared on David Alvareeezy's Valentine's episode. There's an e-girl on that episode 😉

[@TWO9_8]

@LinaLaniLuv I saw it! And he won too! I actually hope they stay in contact, but I think he's speaking with another girl rn. Rooting for our boy regardless lol 😂

[@jazzieortiz8180]

We’re gonna need an update on him and juju after the video on David’s channel

[@lissethbarrantes9016]

@@jazzieortiz8180right! They are an amazing match! Hopefully they still hang around

[@tylervlazney3195]

I will say I think Tara is a wonderful addition to the podcast, and I hope she is able to stay on for a long time.

[@AtillatheFun]

A wonderful what?

[@anahi2837]

@@AtillatheFunHELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@tylervlazney3195]

@AtillatheFun apologies for the typo I corrected it to addition vs edition. Thank you for the gentle reminder.

[@brittneymarquez7201]

I understood what you said

[@EditCrazeEdit]

⁠@@anahi2837addition makes perfect sense in that comment. Improve your English my guy

[@amalina2727]

Jared could stare straight into the camera and just smile for 55 minutes and 12 seconds tbh, his smile is so contagious

[@antarctica7614]

Now that AURA commercial was a work of artttttttt 😂

[@praveshjaat9971]

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[@haunther64]

Fr

[@rosehope3409]

I love that they showed Dom’s TikTok. Not only is he a gym bro, but also a military man, so Tara got both with that one.

[@MickaylaDaniels-vb7tx]

Zack gives off Jake Peralta vibes , it makes me think of when jake says “title of your sexy tape” to Amy.😭

[@Urgeking194]

😂😂😂😂

[@lucev_]

Yessss

[@haileylaforest2949]

Omggggg❤

[@Karan-Aujla]

Zach has more than two braincells

[@nickca6104]

That’s funny.

[@skatermage]

i love this era of dropouts like the reoccurringg peeps its really nice

[@DJJE928]

This is one of the few podcasts that have rewatchability. Also don’t forget to invite Quenlin for the drunk episode.

[@inhaledexhaled5460]

I’m rewatching them and forgetting all that happened but so happy to rewatch😂

[@haunther64]

@@inhaledexhaled5460I do the same thing

[@snakeking7225]

42:28 taras laughter is too contagious i started laughing just as much as she was

[@bruh3380]

wrong timing 40:18

[@Scamaskrappy666]

Y'all both far off 😂

[@ElectricPansies]

@@Scamaskrappy666that second comment is not far off, the joke starts right after that

[@bruh3380]

@@Scamaskrappy666 yeah i triple checked bud

[@ummwhattheflipp]

she's so cute i love her 😂

[@Samandcolby4L]

11:17 awwww that’s cute of Tara to mime that to jarred 😊😊

[@Wholesome_naksh]

I have like 12 hours of studying to do today, and then I can reward myself with this episode:) can't wait!!!

[@Sarashloz]

zach laughing (smiling) throughout the whole podcast is weird and lovely.

[@riaminx]

I love that they’re clearly all really good friends behind the scenes but I applaud that they are smart enough to know that the sexual tension / chemistry between Tara and Zach will make them all money! Well done 😂

[@citiestoash]

It’s gotta be done. People love a narrative no matter how Wack it is haha. Gotta get that moneyyyyuu lol

[@cristineizaguirre1605]

The Aura sponsorship was brilliant!! 👏🎬 Bravo! Also so glad to see Zach's getting some more use of the expensive mauve suit.

[@reaperofu99]

Hey guys doubt you’ll see this but I gotta tell you as someone who did the same thing with contacts. They can damage and scar your retinas. I had to take medicated drops and if they didn’t work my doc said they literally have to remove your eye to prevent infections. Please change your contacts.

[@itzSleezyy]

This has been my favorite podcast to watch since finding out about it a week ago, So subscribing to the Patreon was a no brainer! Drinks up ZACHERY 😈

[@ujjawalawasthi5145]

do the patreon content is worth subscribing ? cuz i was thinking of buying subscription

[@lucyknox1745]

holy shit please take better care of your contacts!! I'm so petrified to sleep in mine because someone I know had to have emergency surgery because they slept in them and they pretty much glued to their eyes (if you wear contacts you know the feeling) and when they took them out, it tore their eye!!

[@stefanie1987]

i used to wear them and accidentally slept in them and woke up with dry red eyes idk how they do that they can’t be serious

[@sarahbalog3390]

Zach is so handsome he doesn’t need to go alternative or any other style!! Just found these guys today and I love the chemistry and how Zach takes the piss out of everyone 😂

[@emmaboulet7031]

I’ve been here since the beginning and I’m so excited that this podcast is finally getting the attention it deserves!!

[@Fido06]

Zach won't let his friends degrade themselves no matter how hard he roasts them lol

[@th-bc3hn]

One thing thats great when Tara is on, Zach is at his sharpest when she is there, they bring out the best in each other.

[@th-bc3hn]

@@GodHelpUsNow777 and you dont believe thats part of the dynamic and she isnt aware? She's a smart girl, fully aware and part of it.

[@luiyinunezz]

Tara is back! 🥳🎉

[@epolino31]

40:19 "okay jacob" help😭

[@diablohorer]

I didn't get it :(

[@Cherry-tt8qf]

@@diablohorer I just got it but I dont know how to explain it sorry

[@sudani1336]

@@diablohorerJacob sartorius’ song- sweatshirt 😭

[@la_triste3]

Alyssa’s looking sooo good😍 the hair is givingggg

[@ladyjinyxx]

ZACH SAID IT BACK TARA lol Caught in a whisper. We got em Bois. 39:45

[@Cristals1990]

Tara please do a makeover on Zach for your Monday youtube drops 👁👁

[@dannygreen3135]

I love Alyssa. She is so sweet, innocent, and beautiful. It may or may not be an act, but if so, it's a good one. Also, I love how soft-spoken she is.🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jaikohaal]

Tara wasn’t denying anything there 😂

[@EthanAllsop]

This is my favourite podcast I have been watching since episode 53 and and I wait all week for the next one, thank you guys

[@ujjawalawasthi5145]

i have binged these past days everyone here have chemistry and all of it seems natural

[@BrockHurley-h8g]

That aura ad was the f**ken best please do more of that never been so invested in an ad love your work

[@MickaylaDaniels-vb7tx]

“omg it’s finally happening”.😭

[@cmmdrshepard288]

Im really new here but Zack you just earned my money with that Patreon bit will be subscribing today 👏🏾 👏🏾👏🏾

[@mimikdm]

09:20 That was the funniest ad you guys have done 😂

[@mahirzukic5257]

SO GLAD TARA IS BACK

[@Drewzdev]

Mentally you sit across a table from someone you are bargaining with. If you sit on the same side you are pointing out to the world for your journey together. You are subconsciously making yourself a salesman if you sit across the table from a date. Also you are warping your retinas when you don’t change your contacts or remove them at night.

[@WARnTEA]

1st date should always be facing eachother because you want the date to have some silences and be a little awkward staring at eachother. This is important because people will not think of you romantically if the 1st date is comfortable and chill. The will wrongly assume that you are “just a friend” and will friendzone you. After you get a little spark its okay to start sitting next to them, especially since it allows you to be closer and to have more opportunities for touching eachother/kissing.

[@Carly-wp4hb]

THE FOOTSTOOL!! An act of love ❤

[@marleyismydog2175]

Taras backkk❤❤ after a week of school this is just what I need! I love this podcast sm! ❤❤

[@KyrieMoodie]

Yay Tara’s back we missed you last episode ❤😊

[@Sexpistolz]

8:56 bro Zach has me dying 😂😂😂

[@AmeliaPlaskett]

Tara describing Zach as car guy alternative is literally just Kurtis Connor and I’m so here for it

[@mojojowatchesyoutube]

20:36 I SMILED SO MUCH HER LITTLE “😁ok”

[@noelleabraham]

I’m an Optometrist and so disappointed! GET LASIK ASAP

[@frozencore1212]

15:10 "just you babe, just you."

[@helengrugett]

i swear, if yall take that out of context...people use babe platonically all the time. it's like saying "dude" or "girl". I literally call strangers babe.

[@alyssakampff9908]

My brother slept in his contacts for the longest time, he ended up being temporarily blinded. He has not done it since then. I highly suggest removing them before going to bed….

[@briansellards420]

Tara, loved the fit!! U make this podcast BETTER🎉

[@DavidMcnabb8692]

Love the pod cast. Happy that Tara I became a regular on the podcast it's always funny as hell

[@suhanimangla01]

1:58 the way taras listening to him with her hand on her chin

[@caracostealiviu7218]

The smile of Tara, turns everybody on!

[@SummerBreeze515]

I work for a retina specialist and have worked in the optometry field for 5 years now.. the things I’ve seen.. please only wear your contacts for as long as recommended and get night and days if you wanna sleep in them! Over wearing and sleeping in your contacts will lead to infections, and dry eye, dry eye comes along with a whole bunch of bad for your eyes. 👀

[@MTBzZ101]

loving this it makes me laugh everytime lot of love for all of you and i want to see more skylar

[@jouda2097]

I only watch this podcast because of Jared. He just has the nice bro vibes.

[@triceptgamer3142]

With the contacts stuff you can make yourself yawn to basically water your contacts it helps so much, trust.

[@triceptgamer3142]

It will make your eyes water and it will basically refresh your contacts.

[@Thenatidiaries]

They got her a pink stool😭🩷

[@saikyue4462]

"I dont know the dating things, ive been single for 8-9 months" bro what how is that a long time to be single for someone 💀

[@tarakeightley5028]

I fucking love you guys!!!! All of you! ❤❤❤

[@AW_13_swifties]

29:13 they way they said all of this was so satisfying

[@0fficial.savanna2006]

Aww they got Tara a foot stool 💜 10:51

[@kickflipz1]

I also mess with the punk rock vibes (also I loved the All Time Low reference with the Dear Maria Count Me In -they’re one of my favorite bands)

[@snakeking7225]

I love their podcast they are amazing

[@bird_CG]

LMAO AT 10:09😂😂 idk why I found this so funny I enjoyed the change of scenery for ads

[@lukecrypto1189]

The ad break was actually amazing!!! ❤

[@ragequit118]

Hunter or David Alvarez from Crowd Pleasers as guests. Would be interesting to see how far David has come and matured since his last episode

[@JJ174000000]

So good to have Tara back. Missed her and Zack totally being in love and Tara denying it lol

[@eliseembree5790]

i wear daily contacts! in the past i have had problems falling asleep in them OCCASIONALLY not even every day, and I got contact overwear syndrome which can lead to blindness. PLEASE DONT DO THAT!!! or do idc

[@alliesobchuk1207]

The way he slid into the Patreon add was so funny

[@mayashapi1861]

New episode= regained will to live

[@inhaledexhaled5460]

“It looks like her fucking dog just died” AAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAH

[@madisonstoeppelwerth2662]

Allyssa so pretty wtf!! Wish she was more apart of the convo she’s so sweet and pure

[@anakarlagonzalez227]

Yayyyy Tara is back!!!

[@yx0ngi]

Jared: *existing* Tara: I love your smile!! Tara’s sweet and funny and a girls girl, keep her on the pod plzzzz

[@freshlover]

Bryce is AMAZING in The Village, it’s a great movie that I actually ended up watching for class

[@OrlandoGarza-y8l]

I love this podcast

[@Yikes.lay6]

I think, "you have healthy hair" is a GREAT compliment tbh lol

[@sajajaja-ou3qx]

I can’t wait to see drunk Zach😭😭😭

[@claudiaramirez-td5vd]

I really like the effort put into the aura add 😂

[@firaskhemir1048]

her "no!" sound like a meow and I'm not complaining

[@savannahhunter5456]

20:44 "It's the snack that smiles back." "Goldfish!" "Such a wholesome moment for a butt crack joke." Agreed Jared, agreed.

[@To2A_206]

Tara telling jared she loves him is so wholesome ❤❤ 11:20

[@Faydurr]

I’ve been waiting all day for this. Bummed notifications weren’t working and wasn’t able to listen while at work 😞

[@shadowaj3969]

43:26 I like how they just ignore Zach's comment about Drake😂😂

[@biancabittner4422]

i’m the manager of an optometrist office and that’s actually so bad please don’t sleep with contacts in & make sure you replace them you can damage your corneas & increase your risk for infections

[@mojojowatchesyoutube]

43:21 zach tried to get by “with drakes” when they said big old stick

[@tommy.palombi]

That “a letter I like” had me DEAD bro!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@siadokwal7971]

i live for the thumbnails.

[@madisontequila]

I love the scenario Zach brings up at 38:54

[@DianaaDiazz]

15:16 is funny because he is quite literally playing Frankenstein in a new film LOLLL

[@Greatvibesonly10]

No he’s not

[@DianaaDiazz]

@@Greatvibesonly10 yes he is😭look up “guillermo del toro frankenstein”

[@simaranmalhi6040]

he is for guillermo del toro's frankenstein , andrew garfield had to drop the film because of scheduling conflicts@@Greatvibesonly10

[@TheLadyDelirium]

He's playing Frankenstein's monster. Oscar Isaac will be Frankenstein. Sounds like it'll be great.

[@lena__p77]

tara i found you from one of your youtube videos. it was the vday gummy video with tana and i instantly fell in love with your personality

[@lena__p77]

thats how i then found this pod bc girl ily

[@TikaHiebert]

Tara is genuinely the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen

[@angiehenny]

me and tara had the same reaction to hitting the patreon goal😭😭 (IM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEXT DRUNK EPISODE)

[@Baleighyt12]

54:47 Tara you look amazing as always love the top and boots and everything your hair and makeup looks amazing and u were DEFINITELY waching that movie not anything else's 😂