Drug Dealer Simulator 2 but I am a horrible dealer

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Drug Dealer Simulator 2: Have you ever thought about expanding your own crime empire, without the legal and moral consequences? SIMULATE IT! Now you will finally be able to crawl into the dark alleys of the drug dealing business! This complete DDS experience comes with SIX huge free updates that improve and expand the game, adding new environments, visual effects, mechanics, characters, and a sequel - DDS2.
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Call Me Kevin
Drug Dealer Simulator 2 but I am a horrible dealer
#CallMeKevin #Gaming #Simulator

[@CallMeKevin]

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[@CatchTheMarmosets]

no

[@JimPickensCult]

Could we get a delivery in the basement plea-

[@PotatoIsGudd]

KEVIN YOU WHERE IN MINECRAFT LIVE

[@Myst.Myst-official]

@@JimPickensCultwe are very hungry 😔

[@Midnight_1898]

​@@PotatoIsGuddhe was?

[@danielhale1]

Although this isn't a particularly well-made game, Kevin's playstyle probably made it accurate. He had no idea what he was doing at any time. He assertively avoided learning what he was doing and just stumbled around, wasted money, gave product away half the time. I imagine this is precisely the type of person the cartels want in the lower ranks -- if Kevin gets captured by the authorities, what's he going to tell them? He can barely find the house he's renting, let alone expose the details of the whole operation. :D 10/10 faithful remake

[@CohenWheelhouse]

I would buy drugs off Kevin, he seems trustworthy. Definitely wouldn’t steal my money 😊

[@EighmyLupin]

And is definitely not wearing a wire

[@anyfrankie20k4]

Or organs

[@zephiask1758]

he just gives you triple the amount as he forgot to bag it properly and assuming he can make more anyway. But when he is leaving its gonna be akward cause he would just sit on an empty moped wondering why it doesnt move for a few minutes, then deciding to just swim away

[@shiah]

10/10 will get scammed again

[@Myst.Myst-official]

1:31 “is there fall damage? I sure hope not-” the famous last words.

[@greennitrogen8850]

Another inspirational video for the youth!

[@L0xi3]

Yes! Finally i know what to do with my life!

[@Rockmedal277]

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today

[@greennitrogen8850]

@@L0xi3 he really motivated me to drop out of college and pursue a new career

[@KritarthaSharma]

kevin is truly leading this generation into a good direction 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

[@Cosmo_UwU98]

I already vape, meth can’t be any worse!

[@Yopop1]

Other KZbinrs: will censor the word 'drug' fearing the algorithm in both video and comments. Chad Me Kevin: says "I want to be a drug dealer" in the first minute.

[@mommalion7028]

Kevin is the only KZbinr who still says death, kill, and sex. I can't even with the smeggs. The second I hear that my arthritic millennial fingers freak out and exit the channel forever.

[@In_a_Fantasy]

@@mommalion7028 VanossGaming is pretty unfiltered as well

[@lucette5555]

@@mommalion7028 "unalive" is one of the worst things the internet ever came up with

[@Keznen]

@lucette5555 That and all the other stupid "slang" garbage like "cap" and "be like".

[@lasthopelost9090]

@@lucette5555imagine banning words that mean things like death till we are speaking gibberish on the internet

[@jacquesprosekticus1332]

How nice of kevin to give jackseptieye a shout out. PS: I really miss the videos with the irish lads. Hail turg.

[@ysgramorssoupspoon]

*chanting* TURG TURG TURG

[@clowntown3]

Going back and watching them play Minecraft together gives me life

[@saajidroussoulle]

TURG!!

[@telechubby2310]

I miss Turg. I love going back to the Mario Kart vids with the Irish Lads

[@jg9301]

Turg and default default were such a power couple

[@kyleOWillFixIt]

I'm a busy guy. I'm 30, I have responsibilities and stuff, so I don't have a whole lot of time to play video games. Sometimes I feel like I'm SO BAD at it, especially compared to when I was younger and I had plenty of time to practice. Then once a week Kevin uploads a video and by the end I'm thinking "man I'm SO GOOD at video games!".

[@Quasarsandquanta]

lol, i tried Project Zomboid after watching Kevin play with Max. He makes it look so easy... the game is hard! from the tutorial lol

[@Amira_Phoenix]

I don't like playing video games, but I adore watching others play

[@jeremy5602]

A lot of people in my high school quite literally aspired to be drug dealers. They would sell small amounts of weed and brag about how good they are at selling drugs and how they hide it and the cops will never catch them. In my last year of high school, I volunteered with my town’s ambulance. There were quite a few times when I would join the crew on a call then stand around chatting with cops while the crew did their thing. I ended up learning that the cops in my town knew all about those kids and the weed they sold, they just didn’t care because it was just a little weed. But then some of them started rivalries and started carrying guns, even bringing them to school. The cops cracked down on them all almost instantly. They had enough evidence to send them all to prison for decades just for the little bits of weed they sold because of how careless they were and just how many times they were seen by cops, plus the gun charges.

[@wesbenarnold1980]

Get some fuel for the moped. I anticipate these weekend videos , your humor is super wholesome and the quality behind the videos keeps getting better ❤ Thanks for sharing the laughs

[@WaydinnMei]

Damm I need 5 dollars 😢

[@Rob17Cotton]

​@@WaydinnMei😂 try selling drugs 😂😂

[@LobLobLobLob]

I love some good wholesome drug dealing

[@whatskrakenhomies]

I really loved the little "cutscenes" where you had your own avatars and it was like one of those old clicking story games. You've really stepped up your game with your recent videos, Kevin! Lot of fun little creative decisions I've noticed, like in the video where you worked in an office and did the fake office interview cutaways. Keep up the great work!❤

[@JimPickensCult]

Little does Kevin know his videos _are_ our addiction

[@xjk8977]

I've been binging since i woke up lol

[@kordell8057]

Praised be jim

[@ahhgeez]

real

[@mistermidnight1823]

Or maybe that's exactly what he wants us to think. He is a military genius after all.

[@riveramnell143]

Praise the Dear Leader!

[@millugold]

The artwork when they talk to each other is amazing! That added a new level of creativity to the video.

[@Danierruu]

Thank you!!!!!

[@Insanebehaviordude]

​@@Danierruuhey Moe! Your art is absolutely stunning and you're really funny too :)

[@Danierruu]

@@Insanebehaviordude thank u so much :)

[@joshuakaha1115]

The next time i get my factor box delivery i shall scream "YAS GOODIES" directly in his face in your honour

[@Gun5hip]

lol

[@alexanderwestberg4047]

you better not lie about this, i expect updates

[@thetwadcast7206]

Then wave wildly in their face when they leave... for extra immersion

[@joshuakaha1115]

He didn't react much he just gave me whiteboy smile

[@ፔ̇̈]

0:05 Based childhood dream, Kevin. 😎

[@gamerlar6677]

Trevor ?

[@ComicalCatastrophe]

Shhhhh ​@@gamerlar6677 your not ready for truth

[@HectorWalrussy]

As a child, I have always been worried about my future and what I would want to do as an adult. I didn't even know becoming a drug dealer was an option! Now I finally feel inspired and motivated to see my dreams come true! Thank you for opening my eyes to my true calling, being a drug dealer. I will never forget this, Kevin.

[@UnknownFox]

"Oh no, where did I put the drugs" certainly a phrase all drug rings want to hear.

[@Pawts]

So... we are back to "friends" with an 's" are we?

[@Poppa_Capinyoaz]

You know what you did

[@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623]

I can’t believe you (insert thing here) when you KNEW group punishment was a thing! So glad some of us are being accepted into the cult I mean friend group again

[@dannyw1579]

Kevin has never been a one friend kinda guy, stop trying to tie him down

[@PointsofData]

I can't believe Kevin would violate our (MY) sacred parasocial relationship by making "friend" plural. I'm going to watch the rest of the video but I might need to take a step back to heal. I hope he understands.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

He realized it's not good for bussiness to have a singular friend. How is he gonna sell drugs that way? The friend entity is not gonna buy them all, will they?

[@datmanflyliketeca]

Can you play more with Max and Moe? They were funny playing with you and definitely understand your nonsense, making it much funnier.

[@crazysupernovagaming3638]

Dealer sense, for when Spiderman hits rock bottom and chooses drugs.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Dayum, Spidey really went from stopping crimes to committing them

[@sugarcatjam]

mustve been slow business he had to create some

[@armameery6337]

Moe did so good on the art in this video!!!! I love when Kevin does multiplayer parts in vids and there's art for the people in them!!!! 💜💜💜💜

[@Danierruu]

thank u so much

[@SylentTiger]

"They've been taking a drug thats a combination of glass cleaner and tide pods. The kids call it Window Washer because..." points to absolute units wiping hands across windows. ~Ice Me Kevin-T

[@arthurhaack618]

Your voice is literally so relaxing Kevin.

[@iamsongforsomeone994]

Honestly. I swear I fall asleep almost anytime I start watching his videos.

[@idkman3463]

You don't own this. "I would like to!" - England, c. 1080-1997

[@amateurorator]

So glad for my weekly fix! Of Kevin, not the drugs. That’s more of a daily thing 😂

[@Emil_Stoltz]

For me it's an hourly thing. Gotta get that Joy, you know? And yes, that's a We Happy Few reference

[@black_platypus]

Kevin putting a low-pass filter over his voice whenever he's underwater (or in a pipe, underground, etc) is literally the thing that made me say "This guy commits to the bit, I'm subscribing!" I still smile whenever I'm consciously thinking about that 😊

[@lastar7824]

Being a drug dealer is great, seeing the smile on a kids face when they get their first taste whatever it is your selling is always a the highlight of the day.

[@Laurastar2009]

Kevin playing with friends is always utterly hilarious. Really highlights his chaos gremlin style of play.

[@Piratewaffle43]

This new Far Cry game seems kinda rushed ngl.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

My intant thought too. An island, the game characters look like they came from Far Cry 5, it takes place in a Latin country. The game devs def took inspiration from Far Cry

[@sssimsssim]

​@@Emil_Stoltz this game is like 95% farcry3

[@mizhterr]

i swear some of the assets are straight up stolen from the franchise, there’s no way

[@zzhadeszz4400]

I love how Kevin checks fall damage, jumps off cliffs and breaks legs 🤣. And i wish I could walk under water..

[@pedrostormrage]

8:15 "Let's get down to brass tacks: I've got the best sausage on these islands" That sales pitch could lead people to believe you're in a different kinda business 🌭

[@Spenstarr]

Kevin's videos help me Deal with depression so I'd say you're a great dopamine dealer Kevin

[@Myst.Myst-official]

All hail drug dealer Jim Pickens

[@joshuakaha1115]

Bore Ragnarok.

[@Myst.Myst-official]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@joshuakaha1115bore thy ragnarok indeed

[@SomebodysNephew]

More like slim Pickens since he never had anything the consumers wantedb😂

[@chem_mong]

The multilayer potraits are soo good it feels like a part of a drug dealer visual novel game

[@dannyw1579]

Ahhh the 3 M's, Max, Moe, and My Lord and Master Kevin

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Technically, that's 4

[@Dettenhuber]

this feels like "Far Cry 3 : this would have happend without the lunatic cult thing"

[@pedrostormrage]

0:05 "But it has always been my childhood dream to be a 'droog delure' " The whiplash I got from that (and said in such an earnest tone, too) 😂🌿

[@Quasarsandquanta]

Kev, your voice is the most soothing and familiar sound in our home. My daughter and i love and thank you. All the best

[@definitelyhooman7939]

Those portraits in the second half are so cool! Love the art style (and the Breaking Bad jumpsuits)

[@sledner]

always a good day when Kevin uploads

[@star.surfer9446]

i love when kevin latches onto a random bit for the video

[@jonathananderson9769]

Kevin has resorted to selling his sausage! Set it free!!

[@TheShadowOfHumanity]

I was once a user. But my dealer was Kevin. He kept making fun of me and tried to give me deli meats instead of drugs. Now im 54 years sober.

[@simoneabelo]

Kevin: has a meal delivery sponsor on a drug delivery video The irony is not lost here lol

[@Nonekogon]

god its so reassuring when you get guests in your videos who help bring us back to reality , if only for a moment. its a little worrying when i completely stop questioning Kevin's antics like "yes yes of COURSE, nothing unusual about this at ALL"

[@brycemckeone1453]

Kevin is a legend and a world treasure

[@ArmundJay]

the rpg png portraits are a wicked touch!

[@Siegmernes]

The little Visual Novel style interjections are really fun!

[@fartboss02]

0:28 mmm coke scented

[@TJB-Gaming]

28:35 Wait, was that really in the game?! 🤣

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

16:16 Kevin channeling his inner 🐟 Dory is the best thing I’ve seen since he punted a 👶!

[@wild-n-waste2119]

"Gotta have a sausage pocket, otherwise why even bother get up in the morning?" THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. I really couldn't help myself with this one. The first six minutes of this video is really just Kevin on a mission to buy sausage. I love you Kevin, never change.

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

perfect to watch while i get ready to go get my flu shot. i can't wait to watch kevin give helpful drugs like flu shots to all the characters in the game!

[@XxRebelWriterxX]

I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY!! Also same on being a drug dealer. We can be bestie drug dealers, Kevin!

[@Nowweh]

Pause.

[@gamerfourlife64]

Kevin is a gem of Ireland we must protect him at all cost

[@MitchellBond-x3g]

i lost access to my old account and had to make a new one, so it’s taking me literal years to remember all my subscriptions again. anyway all that to say that the camper restoration vid is what finally brought me back into the fold, and i just wanted to make it known that i personally love that type of content combined with your specific style and i really hope you keep it up not to make assumptions, but it seems like being a well-known Gamer™ has taken its mental toll, and i think making more content like that could truly help put your mind at ease in some way. personally my medication always comes from a hands-on project, and i’d love to see you happy and thriving instead of worrying about what type of content will make money

[@systarth]

Hi Kevin, can I have some durgs?

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

No. You didn’t wave like a maniac while asking incriminating questions!

[@Cosmo_UwU98]

Turg?

[@mrfrog0913]

​@@Cosmo_UwU98 Turg Market?

[@Cosmo_UwU98]

@@mrfrog0913 Turg.

[@lollygameables4667]

Given your awesome 'commercial' for a Sims 4 Funeral Pack, I think you should do a reaction video to the Sims 4 Life & Death Expansion pack. Mr. EA has been listening!

[@jumpyspiderlady8454]

Kevin, I'm so glad you made the choice to slow down videos. I love all your content and would feel sad if you got so burned out you quit

[@Amira_Phoenix]

28:37 so, the motorcycle 🏍️ uses the warp drive?! Cool

[@MicahMotion]

Glad Kevin can show us what he does in his free time 😄

[@ibanezm]

the devs were probably on drugs when making this game

[@spoilerxalert]

i would love a sitcom about kevin, max, and moe trying to sell drugs and failing miserably

[@spidermonkeysaredabest]

real

[@alexjrk1675]

love your content kevin you always make my day better no matter how bad its been you and markiplier thank love your chill vibes and humor bro

[@TheManTheMythThe-]

He said "Hey there friends", he said it. I'm literally crying this isn't a joke I'm crying

[@JrodsJourneys]

I’ve been watching you since I was around 15-16 I’m 24 now and still enjoy your videos so much. Thank you for all the work you for our entertainment kevin

[@lordedmundblackadder9321]

the last time I was this early, bore ragnarok was still funny

[@kaylajones2589]

How dare you. It still is.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

More like *insert over the top offended comment here* that airplane food!

[@kestrel5895]

more like rick and microphone

[@garyoak9649]

So never?

[@minminsjam]

So this time? Because it still is and always will be funny.

[@mikedahuman]

Kevin "Want to see my rented apartment that I cant afford?, Its a five minute walk away" (30 mins and 2 broken legs into the walk) Kevin- "I didn't account for broken legs in my time estimation"

[@YoNicePaprika]

kevin messing around on silly games with his friends is my fav genre of kevo videos

in a world full of drug dealers, be jim pickens ❤

[@pedrovallefin8406]

How inspiring. I want to grow up to be a drug dealer like Jim, unsuccessful but with integrity (or was it successful and amoral? I always get those things mixed up).

[@scottbaileymsc]

Kevin... As a gamer I can confirm we do other stuff. We use the microwave for example... Not much else though but we do stuff

[@JasminemPolyanthum]

I started to skip through the ad-read, but then remembered I'd probably miss kevin doing an ad-read the way Kevin only can

[@thebnnawrrior]

2:18 is that...Drew Gooden??

[@francisthesadcat1406]

No that's Greg

[@roxxii_nn]

I can’t unsee it now

[@aleqslekryd6706]

Hehe Kevin is a drug dealer 2 It's nice to see you again, you're actually my favorite KZbinr 😊

[@TheRacingJoker]

11:55 why is this the thing in the video that makes me laugh uncontrollably 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ameliastrait]

Wait... there's a number 2 to this game?! I remember how awesome number 1 was, this is SURE to be an interesting video!

[@thefuckboiwhisperer9794]

@13:30... Is that Macauly Cu- excuse me, Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin?

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

30:20 freaked me out because this is my ringtone and alarm tone and I was watching on my phone!😂

[@astra_writes]

dunno if it's just me but kevin's sounding a little tired. hope you're okay kevin! your vids are life savers

[@WithManyVoices]

This video inspired me to get out there and sell controlled substances! Thank you Mr. O'Reilly.

[@mangofoxy]

Kevin the drug dealer :3

[@Kyenodos]

KEVIIIIN! TEACH ME YOUR DRUG MAN WAYS!

[@DogMechanic]

Kevin is the drug fairy. Breaks into your house, steals your valuables, slips a little bag of amphetamines under your pillow.

[@bakukuma]

yessssss kevin with friends! i wasn't expecting co-op drug dealing but I'm so pleased

[@hikari1690]

Kevin might be an old man now but he's still a handsome military genius, artistic genius blah blah

[@anonymousartist89]

I was gonna sit at home and smell my fingers, but then Kevin uploaded a video!

[@yonic22]

There's a simulator for just about everything jesus

[@Poppa_Capinyoaz]

Mate, people play house flipper. Drug dealing is way more interesting than house flipping.

[@Beardificent]

waiting on Happy Person simulator

[@ysgramorssoupspoon]

I wonder if there’s a Jesus simulator

[@Beardificent]

@@ysgramorssoupspoon Kevin already played the Christianity Simulator a few years back

[@Waytigo]

a power washing simulator for crying out loud! Kevin makes it funny of course.

[@Cameron-sd7lm]

Just watched Minecraft live and was pleasantly surprised to see a clip from one of your videos.

[@ILUV412]

Yay! I love it when you team up with Max and Moe!!🎉😄

[@Gourdmiser]

2:08 online food brands also remind me of drugs

[@ResetReece]

I fucking love the persona 5 conversation style you did for this video. It looks amazing!

[@luke.frog07]

i don’t know whether being a bad drug dealer is better than being a good one☠️

[@pedrovallefin8406]

I'm not sure you can clasify drug dealers that way. I mean, what even is a "good" drug dealer?

[@clowntown3]

​@@pedrovallefin8406 they charge you a lot of money for the really bad stuff I guess

[@Emil_Stoltz]

​@@pedrovallefin8406Someone who's good at being a drug dealer?

[@selitachiquita]

I bet this is the only factor sponsored video that segwayed a drug deal into talking about delicious meals.

[@moxgirl5]

I know it's gonna be a good video when it opens with Kevin saying "it's always been my childhood dream to be a drug dealer" lmfao, I'm laughing 5 seconds in xD

[@Karrdeh]

Whenever Kevin uploads a video I hear the mom from Home Alone lingering in my head shouting 'Kevin!' and then I grab a blanket and sit with a content smile ready to watch the new video c:

[@AceofMayz]

Yesss feckin love these

[@Heppedi69]

I got a bad cold today but you still managed to make my day! You’re the best Kevin!

[@Xavis0]

Kevin: *Slaps roof of yacht* This bad boy can fit so much sausages in it!

[@shakayabroome1413]

Beaming on acid rn watching this 10/10

[@drifter8453]

Kevin you got featured in Minecraft Live today!!