Drunk Child Awareness (Beer and Board Games)

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What do you do when a stranger asks you to touch their private body parts? We find out the answer to this and many other questions as we play The Child Awareness Game!
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[@spr35441]

I'm rewatching all of these old episodes for the first time in a few years and they're still making my sides hurt from laughing. Timeless comedy that I'm glad I can revisit at any time!

[@Ignatius1588]

Back here in 2022 - still funny as hell!

Mike's meltdown starting at 8:23 is one of my favorite B&BG-moments of all time.

[@Mizkanska]

"Your house is on fire, your parents sent me to get you and drive you home!" 'Cause fuck logic!

[@TheExplosiveHamster]

I want a shirt that says that. "Y'all can't molest this!"

[@Cajek2]

TheExplosiveHamster 2020 here: I gave you your 69th like. You made it. Welcome home 🙏

[@gickrrimes6062]

I always laugh at David saying "Ya'll can't molest this!"

[@Praetorian349]

"Gordian Knot of questions!" xD That's awesome, Mike is worthy of being on Beer and Board Games, certainly.

[@Morgantist]

But what was the question he got? We never find out

[@thedorikorner]

A wild eyed white haired man in a DeLorean pulls up and asks you to get into his car because something needs to be done about your kids. What do you do?

[@RacoonDog90]

***** I was going to say no until the DeLorean. Take me to my kids!

[@5thkiechannel]

dori411 call the police department to file a restraining order and/or ask him out on a picnic on the beach

[@meatshield_]

This is scary. When I was a kid I was very antisocial (still am btw) so they tried to "fix" me by putting me in a social group with a bunch of other kids who were the same way.We played this game quite a bit (it was the best thing ever at the time because we didn't have to go to class) and I had thought that the school had made the game up. This is really weird, I have not seen this since the 3rd grade...

[@blueboy56ify]

"A darken ally...full of police men" XD

[@FutureDanceChic13]

So kids, the lesson from this game is that everyone's out to get you. If someone says "Hi", RUN THE FUCK AWAY BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING TO TOUCH YOUR PRIVATES!!!!

[@Gothstafr]

So, this is why obesity in children is (allegedly) on the decline? They run away from everyone all the time.

[@darthjimmi1481]

Man, that had to be one of the funniest episodes...

[@Jamick98Geass]

Mikes speech about his daughter is super funny and sweet.

[@emmaillingworth8543]

you know the house on fire how can they take you home if your home is on fire?

[@thomdubbeldam5490]

The first beer and board games episode I've ever seen, looking for drinkable board games on the internet. Still, the old episodes bring me the most joy. Thanks for making these!

[@blamesocietyfilms]

Molestation was cool in the 70's but it went mainstream in the 80's and totally sucked.

[@tvpivm]

I laughed so hard at this one that my tea came out of my nose XD

[@jordanhewer1390]

I laugh every time the music comes on at the end

[@glennmiraflorjr5373]

Aaron's Captain Caveman moment is still one of my favorite B&BG bits ever. I'll randomly think about it and have to come back and watch this episode.

[@vampirehunter42]

"I am going to need another beer, that's the problem" No truer words have never been spoken.

[@blamesocietyfilms]

I think we've tried that one. Pretty sure it's on the episode with D&D themed beers

[@tekdev]

I do the hobo Zamfir shtick at parties to this day. Thanks, Matt!

[@---_---_---_---___---]

This is still my favourite episode and it's ten years old... Why is time so fast

[@meb1982]

Doing these things as an adult would result in hilarity.

[@avail447]

You all inspired me to purchase a game I would have never thought about purchasing. Especially when it cost me seventy dollars pre-owned since it is a collectable game. Thanks for the laughs

[@finn-3764]

"Do you know directions to the hospital? My wife is very pregnant, and we are not from the Americas." *runs away screaming, doesn't even think about asking my parents for help, I just run the fuck away*

[@mangocoffee510]

Belianki - Old comment but fuck your avatar matches it perfectly

[@The_Pickle-Man]

This series is the reason I don't need TV or streaming.

[@Dreader92]

Mike sounded like John C. Reilly at 9:05 XD

[@TheDezembro]

"Get into our van" ...Lmao xD

[@mikeghengis5]

This game did actually make me feel better as a parent in general. I was able to watch this with my daughter and we had a good talk about it.

[@microhomebrew]

Man... the one about helping an old lady with her groceries. My parents TAUGHT me to be helpful to people who needed help. Hell, I was taught to offer my help FIRST, before the need was obvious.

[@DollyBelladonna]

The struggles of Mike on the bottle X'D

[@CaptChrispy]

Mike, 'Child' is going to be the funniest child who is unprepared. "Your house is on fire, your parents told me to take you home." "I want to go to there!"

[@RKcousins625]

Matt, Mike, and David are like the realistic versions of Michael, Trevor, and Franklin of Wisconsin.

[@StephanieGouldson]

mike does look like Trevor a little

[@wifuerte]

I love how Aaron doesn't care about winning or losing, but he's really funny

[@GabbityGabby]

I feel like just playing this game would ruin kids' innocence.

[@EBrenry]

Best Mike Episode so far! Let your daughter learn about the big scary world from her mom. You keep doing what you do best.

[@iamdavid132]

As a Scotsman yes the accent does constantly involve screaming. Spot on guys!

[@blamesocietyfilms]

It should be called Dr Ruth's Strike Fear Into Children Game.

[@BrianaCunningham]

I just think Aaron is adorable. hahaha

[@casedinlight]

I like his hair. I think he's a cutie pie.

[@alphabassist]

This is the first episode of Beer and Board Games that I ever saw, and I watched all the ones leading up to this one twice now, and I've gotta say that this is the best thing I've seen on KZbin. Every person at the table has a different form of humor, but they all end up working together in amazing ways to be funny no matter what the hell is going on.

[@jannebenjam]

More David and Mike, they're awesome :D

[@seoulstyle01]

good job on Aaron for rocking that pretty princess ring the whole game.

[@gentrywalker]

Mike is like the best guest on there ever, always.

[@JaneTimmBaxter]

I'm in a really irritable mood, and rewatching all the episodes is the only thing making me feel better.

[@musettamarie]

Thanks again for mentioning my friend Matt's Kickstarter! Here's hoping we can get it funded!

[@FridaysTheBomb]

Easily the best episode I've seen

[@AliciaRoseElisabeth]

always be aware of drunk children

[@NoFutureZine]

I cannot stop watching this over and over

[@Dannyp1945]

more mike! that guy is hilarious and not an obnoxious drunk, the whole package

[@revolverocelot5067]

I'm watching this at 3 in the morning and I'm trying not to wake my flatmates up with my laughter...there are tears in my eyes, thank you so much.

[@CaptChrispy]

First impression: laughter on the outside, tears on the inside. So many funny moments, especially 6:39. An experiment: run through the scenarios again but don't imagine yourself as a child. I'd probably help the strange lady. And since when did we start discouraging goofball answers? "P

[@TheWigwamer]

One of the best ones in awhile!! Top faves

[@ThePerspexAvenger]

I'M SCOTTISH AND YES, EVEN WHEN TYPING WE HAVE TO YELL CONSTANTLY! ARGH! HAGGIS N' STUFF!

[@Fuckyourselfgoogle]

One of the best episodes ever.

[@KizTheCat]

I love David lol

[@SierraManiac]

Still one of my favourite episodes

[@SatansCatfish]

I get so excited when I see beer and board games on my list.

[@bbender1986]

dude this is the most fucking amazing.. idea.. getting drunk and playing board games with your buddies... who does that anymore?! NOONE!! pure RAD!

[@curt124]

this is my favorite episode

[@Jameson3632]

Confirmation that you AND Dylan were in this episode was more than enough to make me buy into the live viewing! Gold as always...

[@launchpad79]

I laughed so hard at this one. Great episode guys.

[@awethomical]

i absolutely love david's arms

[@MrAdamJoel]

Best episode in a little bit... Thx!!!

[@whiteboibb]

BEST EPISODE EVER

[@Lean_Baby]

this and fiasco are some of the best ones

[@Hectorflix]

The Child Awareness Car Manifesto.

[@DiFrand]

best episode yet!

[@corpral]

Best episode in a long time

[@Animusicfan]

1:48 - boy, that escalated quickly.

[@DeeManDrawsIsTheBest]

I will never get tired of this episode XD

[@JaneTimmBaxter]

No matter how many times I watch this, from 8:43 to 9:11 always makes me laugh myself into an asthma attack.

[@Brontux]

I think this is the best episode yet!'

[@jonesclantd]

Scottish yelling had me in stitches

[@RedPrincexDESx]

This was a great episode! (Exclamation point!)

[@derekjennings8824]

Great episode guys, I could hardly breathe from laughing so much!

[@CharlieMichaelsonTV]

Mike is my favorite. More Mike please.

[@rezifox]

This one was so funny I had to watch it twice in a row.

[@Peatce]

Best Episode so far :) Laughted so much :D

[@whitetrolley]

They played beer and boardgames on Parks and Rec last night. W00t!

[@DocJerky]

Those very last few seconds, Mike looked like he was losin it

[@thenamesbanana]

My night has been SHIT, and this is exactly what I needed. Thank fuck it's Thursday!

[@elricmb]

I like how Aaron still has the crown on. I also like how you go from a princess game to Child Awareness. Are you guys ever gonna do Pretty Pretty Princess because that's a man's game.

[@StanPalsy]

2:51 Tremors reference for the win.

[@MELANIE1001]

oh my goodness this one made me laugh big time. thank you guys!

[@izarian42]

When I'm sober, Mike is great and really funny! When I'm not sober, I can't help but notice he kinda looks like Morn from Star Trek: Deep Space 9.

[@ItsOopsy]

Short, but sweet. I litterally lol'd.

[@claytorpedo]

I usually skip these, but this was pretty fantastic!

[@JoeCallahan99]

When Aaron was doing the father voice it reminded me of dangerous hunts on gamesociety

[@Coughman94]

i wish they would do a seasonal review of the best beer they drank that season (or they could do it every ep)

[@FluffyFluffles]

This one was so funny I had to watch it twice.

[@reanimatedartcarriekempton1195]

I love that Aaron always has props

[@ReanimatedBit]

god you guys are so epic you killed my computer...literally my mother board broke while I was watching one of your videos...but god damn it was worth the wait!

[@superpizzaman5]

He goes to you says "Your house is on fire i will take you home" ... "*facepalm and walk away*

[@CaptChrispy]

Usually when I see these and WTTB in my feed, I watch everything else that's there to get them out of the way, get a drink, go to full screen, take off my pants (for comfort) and settle in for the viewing and re-viewings."P

[@ClaroQueQuiza]

Awww. Mike makes funny noises with his daughter. :3

[@TheDJswordgames]

If this episode tried to pick me up in an unmarked van, I'd hop in and take it down to pound town.

[@PooEaterX]

RUN THE FUCK AWAY, DOWN YOUR MEMORY PATH!! ...nailed it!

[@LaGGiNAllMyDayz]

I hope this show never ends!

[@southerngirl411821]

I just love you guys!!!