The Pandemic Special. Heath Harmison - Full Special

[@morehn]

It's not a "dad bod." It's a "father figure."

[@meukowkang7355]

Gotta t-shirt that says it 😂

[@morehn]

@@meukowkang7355 that's awesome 😎

[@nicoleowens2318]

That's amazing

[@graceoverall]

😂 love it!

[@marioanthony8787]

Man you can tell that these are just jokes they are memories...I love his passion.

[@lancetruong3075]

As someone who grew up in the 80s, I often thought it was a miracle we survived the teenage years with all the crazy things we did.

[@Ragnarok6664]

And now my kids cant even get close to it 😒

[@neoncamouflage]

@@Ragnarok6664 I mean, the reason they're more restricted is because quite a number of kids didn't make it out of the 80s. We only hear from the ones that did and are like "How am I alive growing up like that"

[@danielleaugustine2241]

For real! I have no idea how we survived the playscapes of our day and even the everyday travel (AKA, riding in the back of pick up trucks with uncles who were either stoned or drunk!). I have to think we had some supernatural Grace on us because statistically, a lot more of us should have died by virtue of how unsafe and ignorant the adults in charge were, lol I do miss merry go rounds and teeter totters still though!!! 😆 There is a female comedian who talks about how those born by 1975-80? were some of the most "un-parented" kids ever... Right before helicopter moms arrived on the scene. 😋 I won't rag on protective parents at all, as l agree there was a butt-ton of neglect in the gen X households, but l do think things went way overboard in compensation to the point kids are even called "free range" when they are simply allowed to ride a bike in their neighborhood unsupervised. Not sure if we will ever reach a balance or recapture the kind of freedom that l grew up with, exploring the woods with cousins and friends and staying out till' street lights came on, but it was a blast listening to this set and being taken back in time for a bit. So good! 😊

[@davekent20]

Just imagine if we had Facebook we would be so screwed

[@paperclips4113]

@@davekent20 Oh I OFTEN have been so grateful that I didn't hv FB. I would have made the biggest fool out of myself.

[@caseyyoung32]

I live in Alaska..... Our snowball rule is "no crying" Yes, I made that rule for my kids lmaooo

[@gotgreatness]

😂

[@KerrySaidWhat]

What is it about Dry Bar? I have yet to see a bad comedian. This guy is hilarious, and his energy is over the top!

[@chantelbautista4219]

This man brought back my child hood memories

[@BabyGirl18069]

Heath always makes me laugh so much that I start crying. He’s the best.

[@julien.4617]

"Maybe I should have put the socks in the front." Nearly choked to death!

[@graceamerican3558]

Yeah. 🤣🤣🤣

[@SandcastleDreams]

Me too! I was slurping up Nissen Noodles!

[@smarnik6]

At that point listen a woman laughing in the background. Second choke...

[@emilybrackett9571]

Wow I’m a millennial I grew up in the 80’s and 90’s the playground bit brought back a ton of nostalgia for me, good times, especially the under dog 😂😂😂😂

[@danielleaugustine2241]

Underdog!!! 😅😂🤣

[@blitheringrando1410]

I still have scar tissue in my lip from the merry-go-round 😂

[@fixeddice1982]

@@blitheringrando1410 Our goal was to make people go flying off. We tried all sorts of different positions and holds to hang on. Looked like Cirque De Soleil performers doing pretzel bends around the bars! I still love that feeling in the pit of my stomach!

[@TK-yh4hn]

Calling them "silk bikini underwears" makes it so much funnier. Underwears, Ha🤣

[@skoobville]

Love his positivity!! WORLD NEEDS That.

[@JerKur18]

I love when comedians bring back a joke to complete the set. True talent.

[@LessTh3nThree]

A callback 😁

[@angiesewtherapy6628]

This set is hysterical! I was laughing so loud, my husband in his office across the hall was wondering "what the heck?".

[@jooleito8462]

He really had me going with the handsome story 🤣🤣 It reminded me of a time a friend asked me to record his phone ringtone. In the county he is from, his lastname literally means ‘Handsome Man’. So every time his phone went, everyone could hear: ,, Your phone is ringing Mr. Handsome, please pick up !! The looks on other people’s faces was priceless ( note: he was everything but Handsome) 🤪🤣🤣

[@terribryant9996]

I caught one of those ice snowballs right in the ear. OMG that hurt. Went inside, cried, warmed up, and went back to the game. Ahhh, the '70's.

[@afghanyeti]

I got a sea urchin nailed to the side of my head.....that hurt. Ever see a 10 year old tan blond kid with a big purple urchin stuck to his head with blood running down his bed and side.........judging from the other it's hilarious.

[@NunyaNomi]

Oh yeah? Well I have a photo of me mid cry after I just stood up from a whitewash and my brother is standing behind me like 😎

[@NunyaNomi]

@@afghanyeti You win.

[@nenaelliott8058]

Heath, you're hilarious. Laughs from start to finish. A great show. Thanks DryBar

[@gregb6469]

Some teachers deserve 6-figure salaries, other are being overpaid if you give them the time of day.

[@maryksnyder1155]

As a former teacher I totally agree!

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

They definitely do, there's a song that says that teachers deserve doctors and lawyers pay

[@gregb6469]

@@Vincent-ke5zn -- There are quack doctors and shyster lawyers, just as there are incompetent teachers.

[@gregcrabb3497]

We had a tree swing at our house. My dad would do the underdog with me all the time. That swing would go so high. Loved it.

[@summersalt3629]

wow, the energy of this dude....

[@earthling8585]

They sucked the fun out of being a kid! Bravo to you! Thank you!

[@abeach5420]

Now 2021 Dry Bar - - - we NEEEED Heath Harmison's special number THREE!!!

[@dakaliajohnson5831]

I seen this one before but his screams gives me so much joy 😭😭😂 "it's ok everybody, it's just seaweed!"

[@relkaakati173]

I was sitting in my car outside the dollar store and that part came on and I was cracking up so hard u had a parking lot if people looking at me like I'm nuts....

[@Ragnarok6664]

Seaweed is never ok 😂

[@0001captainawesome]

Seaweed is delicious at Kabuki's.

[@aDogNamedHandsome]

I'm the type who swims to shore as fast as I can before I check to see if it's seaweed.

[@PursuingHeaven]

The best dry bar I have watched to date - amazing comedian- I feel like I have been lifted up as well as made to laugh-thank you- I am a child of the 80s too, we managed to survive

[@mysweettotoro3076]

This is PRICELESS!🤣😂🤣😂 I just looked for you on NETFLIX and they don’t have a clue how funny you are! I just can’t believe it.

[@jeremymiller4341]

This guy speaks to me on so many levels. Just wonderful.

[@mskay1980]

This was a great stroll down memory lane...80's baby here....still jumping out of the swings/enjoying snowball activities every now & then for fun.

[@canditamcguckian1031]

Yesss Ms.Kay.. I grew up mostly in the 80s and done things that should have killed me lol BUT my children do know how to scream down a snow hill in a metal trash can lid!!!

[@elaine1962]

He's hysterical! Comedy without cussing...imagine that!

[@LessTh3nThree]

Entire dry bar channel I believe

[@baby-boomer3693]

I love this guy. Real life humor. I laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes. 🙃

[@rosesmith6925]

Snowballs, winter's Dodgeball 😂😂 Ah, the Merry go round ❤ Where all the kids got on and the biggest kids spun it till everyone was hanging on for life with legs flinging out 😜😜😜 🎶Memories 🎶

[@canditamcguckian1031]

Omg yes lol my kids would not survive the things I did as a kid! But when my parents and my brothers and I talk about us being kids….my kids and my brothers kids are like “y’all were awesome what happened?” Lmao

[@LovelyYungi]

He's one of my favorites for sure! Great story teller, hilarious 😂

[@elisarosenberger7288]

Oh my word. "Hind sight, I should have put them in the front" laughing so hard I cried and gasped for air. Keeps me laughing each time I think back over it.

[@petem4104]

We caught two of Heath's shows on a recent NCL cruise (his clean show and his adult show) and they were both thoroughly enjoyable. And Heath is a really nice guy off stage. Try to catch one of his shows if you can!

[@glam3191]

80’s babe here. This guy had me laughing so hard🤣😂👍

[@michaelburns8699]

2021 ain’t much better, buddy.

[@RiseAbove-wc2hs]

Facts.

[@bumble_crumble6521]

Extremely loud sigh*

[@happygolucky9986]

I AM ALWAYS SURPRISED HOW GOOD THESE GUYS ARE!!!LMAO

[@luckytahlula6515]

I remember those boys at my school. They were crazy. They were crazy everyday. We girls screamed our lungs out watching them. Those were the days!

[@shirleycarter2451]

This guy gives it his all, great energy 👏 👍

[@MagsT_UBU_IBMeBee]

Thank you for the blast from the past!! My friends and I used to swing up and over the top bar and go crazy on the merry-go-round, monkey bars! We were invincible! Great stuff, tyou!

[@marycook1644]

He could tell them at Starbucks his name is Heathsome. Close enough to handsome ! ☕️

[@dawnbreak3299]

Why he's allowed...

[@shorditchiscool]

Georgeous

[@scrapperdana]

🤣😂 Love this guys humor and delivery! And so true about the playground! My sister launched me off that merry go round more than once, when I didn’t have a good grip on it. Plus, remember the sky high, baking hot metal slide that we slid down so fast, that we flew off the end and landed in that cracked, dried dried indentation of dirt at the bottom. Bonus-full of muddy water when it rained!

[@dhandley8893]

Plus, remember making it get slipperier by polishing it with wax paper before you went down. And since girls didn't wear slacks in the 50's & 60's you'd end up with hot metal marks on the back of your legs. But you went FAST! Ah, those were the best.

[@jadaknop5070]

Even though i was born in 2006 I relate to all the things he was talking about for the things you would do for fun as a kid and I now realize that im suprised im still alive from everything i would do as a little kid.

[@crickadoodle1]

2006, you're still a kid! ☺️😊

[@impoisonivy88]

I loved this just as much as the first special! Really hoping for a third! Love this guy!

[@raychen6140]

Watching this as a college student makes me really miss the good ole days in elementary school 😂

[@evawallace1390]

You had me laughing so hard that I started crying, real ugly crying tears. I haven't laughed this hard since the pandemic started. Good on you sir.

[@louiesamuel9189]

When I was in elementary school, we actually did do the emperors new clothes and I was the moron who got the part of the emperor. I could totally relate to what he was saying.

[@jbyepitsme4330]

Highly recommend this comedian. He's Hilarious!🤣😂 Hope see him live at club one day👍

[@marirose19]

OMG!! Heath Harmison, you are completely hilarious!. Ty for making my husband & me lol this evening. Total belly laughs😂

[@dkelly387z]

Holy Schmoly you're hilarious dude!!! I was crying, laughing so hard! 🤣❤💯

[@danielleaugustine2241]

This was a FANTASTIC set! 😅😂🤣 And speaking as an 80's kid (merry go rounds and teeter totters were both excellent at launching small children) I laughed so hard at the playground/game descriptions (for those of us who were raised before everything was Nerfed to death, lol). Although- l gotta say, the butt-up game was a new one for me. 😅 Such a great show! Loved the nostalgia and the pace and energy of it. Well done amd can't wait to check out more of your material! 💓

[@canditamcguckian1031]

Remember sliding down the metal slide in your shorts???? Omg

[@danielleaugustine2241]

@@canditamcguckian1031 yesss! Lol. I once slid down one right after a rain too and the bottom of the slide was concrete!! So l biffed it at super speed and skinned my knees up pretty badly. 🤣😭

[@canditamcguckian1031]

@@danielleaugustine2241 yikes 😬! We went through some fun times back then. Only thing We had to watch out for was white vans that look like they might kidnap us, don’t talk to strangers and don’t get in a car with strangers. And be home before the street light comes on. Lol

[@barowt]

Thank you Heath Harmison, you were great! 👍 👍

[@taminajones5615]

Omg! So many childhood memories floated to the front of my brain watching this! 😂 😂

[@thefrontierfamily3495]

I love how he made us think he stuffed the sock in the front at first before he said it was in the back ha! 😅

[@SodoMojo22]

Tears! This guy is the BEST. His stories I could listen to all year long.

[@1bkres]

Thank you for the laughs. I desperately needed it.

[@googleuser2426]

I LOVE Heath!! Please keep him Dry Bar

[@avia-dawnwalcott6006]

Merry-go-rounds were awesome. And the biggest kids always volunteered to get it going just like he demonstrated

[@brittnierene03]

"Then we played Smear the... Person, you ever play Smear the Person!?!"😂😂😂😂💯

[@notthesamecc1927]

i suspected that wasn't the real name

[@Primalxbeast]

@@notthesamecc1927 I think we had kill the carrier, but different regions probably had different names.

[@gaaberu5728]

The ending had me lol big time, well played ^^

[@canditamcguckian1031]

He said “suck it Denise “ I almost peed my bed….so I kept watching lmbo

[@danam3326]

Awesome memories of being a kid in the 80’s!

[@lauriepeters5936]

I've seen his special before, but it was so good, I just had to watch it again! He is so funny..so enthusiastic.. such a good story-teller.. so full of energy! I could watch him for hours! So darn funny!! 🤣👍

[@thishandleisnotavailable]

Non-stop excellence! My gut hurts from laughing so hard. Definately will be looking for this guy doing more shows.

[@audrajeanrussell8066]

This guy's freakin HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂❤❤❤👌👌👌

[@trevortaylor3035]

I loved that marry go round I can’t believe schools are getting rid of them

[@danaanglin3563]

I haven't laughed this much in a long time!! He is too funny!!

[@CaptainMarvel-v5o]

I love that you’re a comedian. That is a dream of mine. So far I’m just funny to my husband and kids 😂. Oh and myself.

[@catorce9027]

I actually snorted with laughter! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tinawindham6958]

I heard that😁🎃

[@racheltortilla8631]

Yasss!!! “I have successfully obliterated common core math from their brains.” 👍👍

[@spoiledwitch82]

That was so freaking great! Made my day. I'll be sharing this with friends later definitely

[@mmhmm1974]

I love the stage sets for all these shows 😍

[@martymcmannis6581]

This guy is great. Puts a lot in his skits to the point where you can hear him breathing heavy. Great job Heath

[@gulpirak]

I'm about his age. When I was young I heard comedians say kids aren't tough anymore - unlike the 60s/70s. Now comedians are saying kids aren't tough anymore- unlike the 80s/90s.

[@patrickgallagher9069]

One of the best comedians on Dry Bar!

[@Praben]

I'm in non stop laughter. Too funny. The audience didn't respond as well as they should IMHO

[@jeannierusso2134]

I love this guy's voice... strong and confident. He's also nice looking so that sure as hell helps...👍👍👍😂😂😂😁😁

[@positivelypatti3365]

Awesome clean comedy. Great set.

[@Nich87]

What a great show its like I relived parts of my childhood

[@wandaparker9340]

You are a very funny man! Thank you for the laughter I needed so much! W

[@johncichon9499]

Wonderful communication by Heath. Made me think about growing up in the 60s like I did....and those of us that made it through made it much easier for the kids of the 80s. 👍😁

[@seirraloesch8208]

When we played bust-up in school, we called it Tan.

[@fixeddice1982]

He could have grown up on my block with these memories. Great set! Hilarious from start to finish!

[@barbaratalley6979]

Smear the person. Lol. That's not what we called it. 😁😅🤭🤫

[@barbaratalley6979]

At least someone caught it. 😄

[@michaelmmargolies]

We played smear the "person" in Jr High but we did not use a football, it was my favorite game during lunch and breaks and I was good at it! At my school, we all had nicknames from the game. I was Tank and sometimes diesel. I had not thought about that in years.

[@mickidee6714]

Oh my gosh. I’m crying! The story about him on stage as a middle schooler and the underwear!! Lol So funny, I can’t even 😂

[@teddygoodluckiii5013]

I laughed too hard when he said smear the person...haha ..man that takes me back.🤣😁😅🤣

[@paulsaucier3095]

That was was what comedy is all about. Unique enjoyable and relatable. 😀

[@juliannemccormack7259]

Man I love dry bar comedy. Hysterical

[@PerfectlyImperfct]

I'm homeschooling my kids this year so the homeschool bit gave me special enjoyment lmao

[@byronp24]

🤣👏🏻the good old days oh how I miss them 🕊to everyone

[@patiencekates5975]

I watched it twice. So funny 😂

[@onlyfromadistance7326]

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE GUY THAT THREW THAT SEAWEED!!!

[@zincyellowmach1523]

He is absolutely hilarious!!!! I laughed until it hurt!!!!!

[@reginabutler659]

Great show. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@kailahelene7169]

Hilarious set yet again.. 🤣😂🤣

[@melissajacobs5822]

Hellllllllz yea! Bloody knuckles, stone wall, street hockey, dodgeball, tackle football, wrestling in the backyard, tree climbing, kickball..childhood was great ❤️

[@RocketFoxStudio]

Well done!

[@katoz9237]

That was great! Thank you.

[@graceamerican3558]

What’s your name? It’s Meredith. I’ll see you down River. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jlynt680]

I hated it when our school quit allowing marbles because keeping others kids marbles when they lose hurts kids feelings. What? How messed up is that!

[@acurarl9929]

Absolutely love your wrk.