Essay Length Bumper Sticker. Jordan Makin - Full Special

Essay length bumper stickers are never going to be persuasive to Jordan Makin as you'll find out in this Full Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's a short bumper sticker or one with supporting arguments, stopping at a stop light won't be enough to do it. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Jordan Makin, Jordan is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish with Anecdotes on fit bits and arguments with improve comedians.
If you enjoyed this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Jordan Makin, be sure to check out the links below for even more Dry Bar Comedians you might enjoy!
Paul Morrissey
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYawmpWObMSepJo
Brad Upton
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGK9mGWJZ5Kbm7s
Greg Warren
kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHuTeneqg6uWeKM
Subscribe to Dry Bar Radio
kzbin.info/door/4VofsSdzu0voTu6SNthZ6Q
Want More Dry Bar Comedy?
Check us out on our other social media channels.
Facebook: DryBarComedy/
Instagram: drybarcomedy
TikTok: vm.tiktok.com/gfQo9S/
Twitter: drybarcomedy

[@orricdrago7299]

2017: "This year was terrible" 2020: Hold my beer

[@Antonio-ti2he]

What till 2021 it will only get better....But it will all apex in 2024....:)

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@Antonio-ti2he 2020 actually will never end like Groundhog Day.

[@thezodiacgamer4648]

Hold my virus*

[@orricdrago7299]

Wow.this comment is really blowing up. I guess this would be the best time to announce im starting my own podcast and reaction channel @Orric Drago

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@orricdrago7299 Turns out my comment was wrong after all. Happy New Year!

[@queencarter3048]

"Clowns or people dressed as clowns" lmfao!! This guy is hysterical! 💘

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

i loved that too

[@bakurawthesupersaiyanhair937]

That makes a lot more sense, like they couldn't be pumping out so many stand-ups without them being old. That expression he did at the traffic light 😂

[@johnsmith8981]

Yeah and if you're an avid dry bar fan you'll recognize these and get deja vu

[@Animebryan2]

Covid probably put the kibosh on any new acts, so they're reuploading old videos.

[@danielkennedy4518]

Best bumper I ever saw was back in 1984 during the Mondale-Ferraro campaign - a young guy with a big grin, a DA haircut, a pack of cigarettes rolled up in his white tea shirt sleeve, rolling down Rt 66 outside DC in an Edsel with the bumper sticker: “Vote for Wally and The Beaver”.

[@QuestionYourWorld]

A homeless man once told me that the seagulls know everything. He was probably just chatting with his crazy bread.

[@krissantos6624]

Hahaha 😃😆😅😂

[@jamescrawford9565]

Thought for sure the Clownmagedon joke would pay off with an election reference.

[@cyoungledesma]

I thought that was what he was referring to actually then was surprised

[@alexbwright]

Is that Lester from GTA V? 😂

[@jewishbaker]

Yes it is and you win the comment section 🤣

[@alexbwright]

@@jewishbaker haha ohh sweet! 😁🤴

[@ProudWhipoc]

LMAO.... It does totally look like him too

[@nickhallen6352]

Sad he doesn't have the voice tho

[@alexbwright]

@@nickhallen6352 yeah lol

[@LynxChan]

Scary clowns would constitute an improvement this year.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

They might be back next year with their leader out of work.

[@brandybauska7741]

True! Yet, we did have a giant orange clown as president for the past 4yrs! Lmao

[@timo4938]

There's currently a sleepy clown in office who can't finish a sentence.

[@gamergodofjustice]

@@timo4938 unless it involves what he wants to do to his great grand niece

[@ashpete21]

"Fitbit, you don't need to see me like this ..." LOL!!! :)

[@billb4696]

I'm gonna use "flip a casket"from now on.

[@VVeZoX]

this guy deserves more recognition. i’ve watched A LOT of stand up comedy and he is top notch. literally every joke was a hit. loved it!!

[@kale936]

👏👏👏👏👏 💯 The joke about Satan taking a third of the audience with him 🎯 💥😂

[@marshwetland3808]

Yeah, I didn't get that one, unfortunately.

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

@@marshwetland3808 Mormons believe that all humans were once angels, and when they all became humans on earth, Satan took 1/3 of them and they became the black people

[@dlo111]

That was 🔥

[@bethanydavis3006]

@@marshwetland3808 it's a reference to the war in heaven

[@marshwetland3808]

@@bethanydavis3006 Ah, yes, imaginary war in an imaginary place. Tx.

[@orleansartist6095]

I hate those t-shirts that go on and on like I am the daughter of a fierce warrior and she would murder anyone who makes me unhappy and we vacation in Salem every year because we are badass witches who walk with the wolves into the sunrise of life Fifteen fonts, three paragraphs

[@itsjustian8484]

I hate witches! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@LadyAxe13]

@@itsjustian8484 Witches don't care. You're a nobody.

[@keetopuffs]

That's FUNNY 😂 I saw something on a shirt last week that was soooooo long I paused what I was doing.

[@deb6265]

@@LadyAxe13 of you in it soon i

[@Justin-pe9cl]

LadyAxe13 Normal people don’t care about “witches” YOU are nobody. XD

[@rogersledz6793]

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

[@ecospider5]

Great ending routine. Making a 5 star review look bad, that takes skill. 🤣🤣🤣😹

[@waynenoahsmith8125]

Okay the foil on the crazy bread made me snort and pee a little cuz I was laughing so hard

[@bjlewis5431]

That whole Clown thing, very suddenly 'dissapeared' after several of the creeps got shot..in the act of making people genuinely fear for their safety.. And the police, courts, and general public all had exactly zero sympathy for them.. Neither do I. Stupid IS, as stupid does.

[@orleansartist6095]

This guy is funny, his timing is good, and he had them laughing every three seconds.

[@schadowolf]

Hilarious!

[@lesedimotshumi5805]

One dude laughing at the baptismal water joke sounds like a barking puppy 🤣🤣🤣

[@axiomarabians]

Very funny and intelligent comedy. Thanks

[@WhiteUnicorn82]

Lol - I bet some people think you're being serious!

[@LadyAxe13]

I was hoping that was sarcasm! Heheheh. I was going to ask "Have you even heard of Dara O'Briain? LMAO!

[@sentientbookshelf2411]

This is definitely one of the best dry bar comedy specials

[@maryksnyder1155]

Crazy bread wrapped in tinfoil!!! 😂🤪🤣

[@elizabethschuler8890]

Oh, sweet, sweet summer child. Just wait till 2020, and then 2021, and then 2022.

[@observationsofanINUPIAQ]

Touched by Jesus, bottled by John ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@observationsofanINUPIAQ]

That crazy bread joke is HILARIOUS hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha OMFG

[@observationsofanINUPIAQ]

A spoon and a party hat bwahahahaahahahaha oh no

[@judyswiderski2682]

"Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. John.3:3. Why? Jesus answered, Verily, verily I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. That which is born of flesh is flesh and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again." John 3:5-7. If you are not born again, regeneration, you will walk in your own understanding. That is sin. "The heart is deceitful above all things and desperately wicked who can know it? Jeremiah 17:9. We must walk in the Spirit. Only He can make us new.

[@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423]

This guy should be writing for a sitcom . I hope he doesn't take that as an insult. And P.S. I use to work in a maximum security penitentiary and the accommodations are much better then a motel 6 . Ws had a rec. Yard with weight machines !!! And a commissary that sold blue bell icecream treats !!!!!. And I always felt safer there then I ever did in any motel.

[@ryanalving3785]

I like how many of his jokes rely on somewhat obscure information and he never stops to explain. Either he really trusts his audience, or really knows his audience.

[@Michael-yv6mp]

Im so using the flip a casket when im irate

[@Ab-gx1qp]

"2017 was a weird year" Oh, we were so naive.

[@veronicasv7]

😂

[@jadomonell]

SO FUNNY!!!!

[@kishacalhoun6414]

This guy is hilarious🤣😂😂

[@iwannagetlit]

Hilarious 😂

[@De.ladmahboi]

As someone who worked in a gas station in my younger years yes you will see people who will just take a dump right outside the bathroom when it's being close when it's closed for maintenance

[@idahofmegal821]

good laughs.....good way to start the day!

[@themadengineer1050]

You are a miracle 😂

[@nicksargent5393]

That's awesome in 2017 I almost got an assault charge for beating up a guy in his 30s. Dressed as a clown following a group of kids that where playing pokemon go. There where 4 of them stocking them for blocks getting closer and closer every turn so I ended there shity game.

[@mznaeture]

It's not artisanal it's baptismal 😆

[@hawkknight4564]

You’re good man. However, Mitch Hedberg is one of the greatest. God rest his soul. And God bless you.

[@Bode0123456789]

im at my door holding a hammer waiting to cap a head, but yerah funny year

[@SarahTheSassy71]

Lol hilarious tho

[@theoneandonlypinkypinky8245]

I cant keep up with all of these specials!

[@sulaspirit]

Ohhhhh. U r cracking me up

[@flythereddflagg]

This guy knows his audience.

[@dreamerdoes_is_love8986]

That's not a van that's a vanifesto.

[@ncmartinez_his]

Bizarre is misspelled.

[@loveableLilee]

Dollar Tree is now 1.25 tree or 1.38 (tax in Washington state!)tree!

[@dlo111]

"flip a casket" 😂😂😂 but the kids underwear bit was suuupeer cringey.

[@kbean5338]

Laugh out loud hilarious!

[@roguerebel2947]

Uuh you thought 2017 and the clown craze was bad just wait for 2020

[@BenjaminBigger-cw5eu]

Just wait 2030 is the topper.!

[@godismycompass]

Love this guy!!!

[@GeezerDust]

Took me 10 minutes to figure out he was saying "Fit Bit".

[@SarahTheSassy71]

I was on board until he started coming after dollar tree

[@pass179]

The dialog length got me bored. But he hit some funny notes.

[@newgrandma979]

So funny 😂

[@CREATIVEPARADIGM]

You can tell as soon as they start using the lingo

[@deschanel7013]

@11:50 when he says "better" 2x he sounds exactly like schmidt from new girl

[@dakotasalter8879]

Since when did paymoneywubby get a comedy special?

[@justin5002]

Was thinking the same thing.

[@brianwgDK]

2:00 yer no just NO! Looking back from 2022 😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😱💣💥💂💂‍♀️💂‍♂️🚀🚁🚑🚒

[@THEBULK1023]

so this was recorded in 2017

[@Animebryan2]

Dry Bar has been reuploading old videos lately. Covid must've put a stop to any new shows.

[@I_missed]

No view, yet 8 comments

[@itsjustian8484]

Victoria Secret: "He's in here because he'll never see our product in the real world." Man, that one hit me on a personal note. I'm a fat ugly bastard myself. Even when I have been slim, all girls are still like "Nice try, but we're all STILL NOT INTERESTED!!!!" ♀️=😈

[@wilfdarr]

2017: we were so innocent.

[@themadengineer1050]

I’m luciferian and I LOVED that bit about satanists 👻😅😂

[@Bailemos888]

I guess fat complaints were already on

[@jonathanglukhoman5285]

You're right, I don't want to hear about your gross stretch marks

[@UllrT]

To be fair... a satanist dressing up as satan IS them dressing up as "the overwhelming guilt" of religion in general... that's actually the entire point of it.

[@Justin-pe9cl]

Just a cult of edgy atheists.

[@UllrT]

@@Justin-pe9cl Well, looks like someone's read "how to make friends and influence people"...

[@Justin-pe9cl]

@@UllrT Was that supposed to be a comeback? Two years and that’s the best you got? You know I’m right, that’s why you tried to make an implication instead of forming a rebuttal to what I said.

[@UllrT]

@@Justin-pe9cl Wasn't trying to rebut, and no, not a come back. Yeah, it's been two years since I watched this video, I went to post a thought, and saw you had commented. I was TRYING to give some food for thought. Seems an insurmountable task though at this point. Have a nice life mate.

[@TheYouTubeGame]

I feel like he meant more personal guilt. That said, I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to explain. What do you mean by 'the guilt of religion?'

[@nicolelaliberte9947]

Hahaha 😂

[@christoffer32]

Didnt get it,,, maby im to poor,,, aaaa

[@musicalboi3792]

I was in highschool when the whole clown thing happened. My entire class and I were 16-17 years old. So when it happened we had a girl get up randomly cry, "What of the clowns lure us into the woods?!" And I was left think just don't go into the woods when there's a clown in there. I last saw her working at a dairy queen 3 years ago... And I'm not sure where she's at now. Hopefully a clown didn't lire her into the woods.

[@Michael-yv6mp]

Only thing i dont trust from dollar tree is the pregnancy test

[@pennsylvaniakate]

I was at a West Virginia Dollar Tree last year, and the lady in front of me had a box of pregnancy tests and a box of drug tests. She left the line and came back with 4 more pregnancy tests, 2 more drug tests, and a big bag of raisins. I will forever remain perplexed by all of her selections.

[@animeviewer66]

Oh look how cute the 2017 people think 2016 was a bad year.. haha.. you know nothing Jon Snow!!!!!

[@LadyAxe13]

Imagine what future us in 2025 are saying to present us for thinking 2020 is "over" ;-)

[@Anon-xd3cf]

2017

[@TierNoneOperator]

2017 was NOT a weird year, all things considered...

[@mikesthoughtsonplants.9857]

There are clowns dressed as people.....

[@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604]

Definitely know nothing about Harry Potter and evidently not missing anything!

[@rpaull3]

Why is this video not playing when I turn off my screen?

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger….it’s a law!

[@crivket1233]

Like the NNNNN" word !!! They can but you will DIE !!! double standards , as ALWAYS !!!

[@christinepierce7560]

👩‍🎤 Our family has many gingers. We don’t think it’s a big deal. We also have 2 ginger tabby cats 🐈🐈🤗

[@MamaTtoB-P]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@josephineddddd]

And that is the reason we're in the mess were in

[@anonymous4298]

Little did he know what was coming for him in 2020

[@Bode0123456789]

LOL YOU THINK 2017 WAS A WEIRD YEAR ?

[@livenotonevil8279]

More "I'm fat, so laugh at my self deprecation jokes" material.

[@KryptKicker5]

Why anyone would put $0.15 stickers all over a vehicle that costs tens of thousands of dollars I'll never know. I imagine those are the same people that think tattoos look "cool" and "have deep meaning".

[@4Moth2Mellow0]

Or perhaps people, that write paragraph long comments on youtube.

[@xIxHaZexIx]

Yeah, that's not the same thing lol. Looks like someone with a tattoo made you feel like a loser or hurt you in some way🤣.

[@yaboib3074]

Maybe(and just hear me out) its cuz it's their stuff?

[@haydendrake6273]

"I know 2017's been a weird year" Well that comment didn't age well.

[@tomarchibald5631]

😀👏♥️

[@raybin6873]

Ad stopper not working here - way too many ads too....left after first ad 😐👎

[@Animebryan2]

Try AdBlock Plus or uBlock Origin

[@KyChristensen]

I just pay for the KZbin premium -- couldn't do it with the ads

[@dorothyjenkins6762]

Where is Ray Bin ?

[@lindypierce3766]

Weirdest guy I have ever heard. Funny though.

[@traximos]

Hmmm you guys started to regurgitate old content. This is bad.

[@livenotonevil8279]

Hey guys, maybe it'll be funny in 2020 ...

[@I_missed]

You shush

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Ever hear of COVID-19? It's rather bad.

[@4Moth2Mellow0]

No one is sober anymore= no new dry bar content

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@4Moth2Mellow0 I have a hard time picturing Mitt Romney drinking 45 year old tawny port from a paper bag... but I am doing it and... that's going to be my Christmas card this year.

[@paulf3358]

This guy ISN'T that funny .."C grade"

[@BigSmoce]

He did ok...the end was a total failure

[@pltopper771]

i hope they pre paid you

[@edyue1]

5:00 And nothing funny yet? Keep your day job 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@jaquessheet3267]

I've never been drunk enough to find this guy funny ⛔

[@paintedpony2935]

Mean and condescending humor. Not a fan.

[@LoveHighway]

You say you don’t care, but you took the time to focus in on the crazy man’s bumper stickers. Why are you creeping? And why don’t you care?

[@jesussaves7973]

I’m sorry man but you should care about the words. …. Satan .. Gods plan … etc Not comedy. 👋👋

[@Stevemacleod58]

To me this guy was only 20% funny

[@MaximPowers]

Boring and mediocre material, next!

[@rustylee1836]

Ouch. Cringey AF and not funny.

[@jamesa7506]

Lame

[@marjoriejohnson6535]

Didn't laugh once.