Understanding The Wife's Code. Jeff Allen - Full Special

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Dry Bar Comedy

Dry Bar Comedy

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Husbands will never win arguments with their wives, and as long as everyone knows that, everyone will be happy. If you liked this full comedy special from Jeff Allen, you'll probably like all of Dry Bar Comedy's other specials. You can check them all at for free right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App, available now on all iOS and Android devices.

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@carolynmccall7592
@carolynmccall7592 3 жыл бұрын
JEFF ALLEN SHOULD BE REQUIRED WATCHING FOR EVERY COUPLE IN MARRIAGE COUNSELING. SO FUNNY AND DEAD ON!!!
@disposablehero4911
@disposablehero4911 4 жыл бұрын
This isn't a comedy set, it's a lecture on life that's funny as hell.
@amaranthinevision3450
@amaranthinevision3450 3 жыл бұрын
Intelligent Clean Comedy!!! 💜💜💜
@bowlnow824
@bowlnow824 3 жыл бұрын
Clean comdey! He went through some tough times in his life. But he is a genius!
@UncleNath
@UncleNath 3 жыл бұрын
So true. 😄
@rockie6890
@rockie6890 3 жыл бұрын
And yet if the truth be known it's the husband who identifies with this guy's wife attitude. I lived it.
@intentionaloffside8934
@intentionaloffside8934 3 жыл бұрын
It’s real life.
@kennethsizer6217
@kennethsizer6217 4 жыл бұрын
"If you're taking notes, that would be the wrong answer" How can you not love Jeff Allen???
@colleenstergios297
@colleenstergios297 3 жыл бұрын
Just pick up the doggone shorts
@GorditaSlim
@GorditaSlim 4 жыл бұрын
"What am I raising, a moron?!" "I could see why you'd think that." 😆💀
@TheSuburban15
@TheSuburban15 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm just practicing leaving for golf." 🤣
@jasmin7763
@jasmin7763 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen is hilarious. Dry Bar Comedy really has some good comedians on.
@q0w1e2r3t4y5
@q0w1e2r3t4y5 4 жыл бұрын
I'm baffled to find out lately that you're right. Whatever I click on is good. wtf
@wilsonwhistleblower9322
@wilsonwhistleblower9322 4 жыл бұрын
Makes me almost want to visit Provo.
@cristopherantonioarmijomon642
@cristopherantonioarmijomon642 3 жыл бұрын
"I heard a noise. Heres your spine, go check it out" yup, sounds about right. They must learn things like that in their secret womans room meetings.
@UncleNath
@UncleNath 3 жыл бұрын
So true. 😄
@nancyhowell4505
@nancyhowell4505 4 ай бұрын
Unless you click on certain comments with foul language. 😖😱😬😝
@ladell5101
@ladell5101 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is proof positive that humor has no age. This is hilarious and I wish only great things for Jeff.
@markruseev2633
@markruseev2633 3 жыл бұрын
I’m 22 and I’m so happy this channel exists
@stevienellor9120
@stevienellor9120 4 жыл бұрын
This is my kind of humor. Dry, sarcastic, deadpan & clean! 😁 He's the best I've seen in a long while.
@joanware9532
@joanware9532 Жыл бұрын
I've watched him in all different places and love what he does. Good, clean, funny stories about life. I'll watch these shows all over again....they make me laugh!!!
@godsoriginaldesign401
@godsoriginaldesign401 Жыл бұрын
@@joanware9532 I've used to live in Nashville, but never really put in the work to find out where he was performing. Now I'm kicking myself 😫
@magnificentmuttley154
@magnificentmuttley154 7 ай бұрын
💯% agreed. This guy's the diametric opposite of george carlin: married, has at least 1 adult child, is a shameless christian & doesnt talk politics. Just everyday life with the wife, a 26 y.o. son who's a vet, the dog, a grandchild & his neigbors Everyone here would enjoy brad upton, if you dont already know about him. He's another dry bar comic, too "You know what we had for sunscreen? _DIRT._ All over my face & washed down my throat with a garden hose. Go take a bath, change into my pajamas & into the bed. No problem- - look how i turned out!" On children's car seats: "I paced the back seat when I was 4. When my mom hit the brakes hard & I did fall into the front seat. Just like a trout shed throw me right back: 'Whaddaya doing up here, get back THERE.' " Classic boomer & genX childhood stuff 🤣🤣🤣
@Mozart1220
@Mozart1220 6 ай бұрын
@@magnificentmuttley154 Carlin was married and had a daughter. I stopped liking Brad when I found out he loves trump. Sorry, you can't be a Christian and a MAGA cultist at the same time.
@magnificentmuttley154
@magnificentmuttley154 6 ай бұрын
@@Mozart1220 Ok, I got some misinfo on Carlin there. But I didnt bother to read his bio, either... 🥴🥴 Concerning Trump & anything politics, I try to stay away from that Unfortunately most churches are heavy into politics, & encourage their flock to vote. But theyre observing the parts of the Bible they like, & ignoring other parts of it. Like where Jesus says "They are no part of the world just as I am no part of the world." Sure, we must respect the superior authorities (Romans 13), & Jesus did pay his taxes. But we are citizens of God's Kingdom. That means I am a Christian first, but I am an American citizen by a distant second I hope this makes sense, bc I dont want to get into another heated discussion with anyone over politics & religion again. Just however you may differ with my position here, I must respect your beliefs, nevertheless. Let's stop being like the very unchristian world surrounding us, & show that we can still respect one another & practice neighborly love
@kaipeterson
@kaipeterson 4 жыл бұрын
I've only been married for 29 years but can FULLY relate to everything he says. I am sitting here crying while laughing...but mostly crying.
@lemons2lemonade884
@lemons2lemonade884 4 жыл бұрын
Kai Peterson 😳😳😳🥶😆
@alexcioban4415
@alexcioban4415 4 жыл бұрын
You happy then? 😁
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 жыл бұрын
He speak nothing but the truth. I have been married for over 20 years.
@YayaBunWa
@YayaBunWa 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, see, that [this] is my issue too: I’m spending more time rubbing my chin in contemplation than rubbing my chest & ribs in respiratory complications with this guy, ahaha. PS: not even American & only hit 30 and, from my own childhood that was somewhere “in between yesterday and today” (ie all these changes - born 1990, ya know~), between my own pops and mother, and urging myself climbing trees with my friends in my street and the streets next-door, (and my partnership of 10 years - slovenly as can be, I’ll admit, aha), he really hit the nail in the head on everything. Frankly: as much as I laughed, I reminisced much more-and I wondered ‘just as much’ about how different life is going to be for my future (yet-to-be) children and whether I’ll “wrap them up in styrofoam” or if I’ll instead be “criticised as a terrible guardian” or something - cos I want my kid to.... well, I don’t want them to have fractured bones or a crushed toe like I did, but I want them to ‘learn’. Scrapes, cuts, some bruises, playing with sticks, learning from the older kids and teaching the younger kids, playing board games, kicking a ball around, and even just ‘inventing dumb games to play’, ... if my kid ends up glued to a smartphone instead of ‘looking like a dickhead just to Rollerscate’, .... then I dunno if having a kid is even a good idea for them. All that stuff, it’s what makes life (for a kid) fun... Depressing, ahaha. A comedian with the real truths.
@dominiqueritchie9709
@dominiqueritchie9709 4 жыл бұрын
Only???😂😂
@SovereignStatesman
@SovereignStatesman 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is the perfect TV dad; he needs his own show.
@tamijoyce1436
@tamijoyce1436 7 ай бұрын
I would watch it. Great suggestion.
@magnificentmuttley154
@magnificentmuttley154 7 ай бұрын
This guy's the diametric opposite of george carlin: married, has at least 1 adult child, shamelessly christian, & doesnt talk politics. Just everyday life with the wife, a 26 y.o. son who's a vet, the dog, a grandchild & his neigbors
@lilwaffles714
@lilwaffles714 3 ай бұрын
​@@magnificentmuttley154You can see the difference between someone who has Jesus and someone who doesn't
@marceechristensen2533
@marceechristensen2533 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why he got 1.2K dislikes. He is fabulous.
@Andy-hk2qo
@Andy-hk2qo 2 жыл бұрын
I'm dead from laughter over here....
@myunknownland9272
@myunknownland9272 2 жыл бұрын
It all helps with algorithms.
@kaptureimaging5991
@kaptureimaging5991 2 жыл бұрын
they were from millennials most likely..lol
@myunknownland9272
@myunknownland9272 Жыл бұрын
@@shirleyminassian1547 the interesting thing is it all goes to her reach more people the more likes or dislikes help with algorithms.
@myunknownland9272
@myunknownland9272 Жыл бұрын
@@shirleyminassian1547 still 😔
@elkhunter8664
@elkhunter8664 4 жыл бұрын
Married for 38 years and also a " Papa " to my grandson. The best comedy speaks truth. I've never laughed so hard in my life.
@susanelezebeth2751
@susanelezebeth2751 3 жыл бұрын
My parents are married 50 years so i concure lol
@downbntout
@downbntout 4 жыл бұрын
"Let's see how they like it to create a being who denies their existence" 😂
@briano6115
@briano6115 3 жыл бұрын
OMG this guy is the bomb. He should have his own show - Everybody Loves Jeff. (just saying)
@fragfb4175
@fragfb4175 4 жыл бұрын
So glad the video finished. Now I can breathe. Mrs asked what I was watching. “Nothing dear”. Brilliant.
@simonhill1590
@simonhill1590 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is wonderful. A real story teller and with genuine wit and charm.
@UncleNath
@UncleNath 3 жыл бұрын
So true. 😄
@stevehope6283
@stevehope6283 3 жыл бұрын
I do a similar bit.... I'm divorced and loving it!!!
@thethmooteresa
@thethmooteresa Жыл бұрын
😂💖💖
@xyzct
@xyzct 4 жыл бұрын
The audience got its money's worth.
@leeham6230
@leeham6230 4 жыл бұрын
Really, man. This guy was great!
@scawarren
@scawarren 4 жыл бұрын
Yes they did 😂
@numanuma20
@numanuma20 4 жыл бұрын
He’s great.
@artmilko
@artmilko 4 жыл бұрын
LOL ALL THE WAY
@DAMANIX_ruller
@DAMANIX_ruller 4 жыл бұрын
No doubt, pure gold
@aprilgibson2737
@aprilgibson2737 3 жыл бұрын
How can anyone dislike this guy, he’s hysterical?!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@JohnDgr81
@JohnDgr81 4 жыл бұрын
Comedians are like a fine wine!....the older, the better!....love this guys comedy!....Laughed till I teared up! ❤️
@achurch2430
@achurch2430 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius with observational humor.
@mnichols1979
@mnichols1979 4 жыл бұрын
"Is that Ebola? I haven't had that one yet!" Lmao
@lukequigley9805
@lukequigley9805 2 жыл бұрын
When i need to laugh, Jeff Allen is where i go!!! Fred Klett is no.2 !!!
@slydale
@slydale 3 жыл бұрын
There is a God.. I saw the 1st few minutes of this one day on my way home from work. Nearly cried hysterical. Lost it, could not find it, not even in my history feed. BUT, then I come back across it on my parents 52nd anniversary. I showed it to them, we all laughed. Thx Mr Allen. Blessed memory.
@jdawg119
@jdawg119 4 жыл бұрын
6:40 - 6:56 I didn’t expect that popsicle joke to come full circle.. this guy is talent. I’m here just amazed. No comedian ever gets an “amazed” reaction from me.. this is new. This guy is amazing. Hilarious.
@jjohnston94
@jjohnston94 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, that one went right past me. I thought he meant the son would move out if there were no Fudgesicles to eat. 🙄
@mikestyles499
@mikestyles499 4 жыл бұрын
I like comedians who actually have comedic talent and don’t rely on vulgar language to carry their act. I’m not a prude, just sick of the same garbage comedians are passing off as talent. This guy is great.
@Cats3to2
@Cats3to2 4 жыл бұрын
I just had my my thyroid ripped out so I finally have that 2nd 😃 right in the middle of my neck Lol!! Fwded to the sister who always had a slow thyroid!
@erikbrantly4015
@erikbrantly4015 4 жыл бұрын
mike styles Absolutely!
@Cats3to2
@Cats3to2 4 жыл бұрын
@Regular Slime Mine was super fast and made my voice hoarse. Mine was done by a surgeon. She's funny. They always make women wait and rush men in for surgery. I'm finally sounding like a girl again.
@americanthundergod9749
@americanthundergod9749 4 жыл бұрын
Cats3to2 I would hope you had your thyroid removed by a surgeon. Anything or anyone else and it would have been horrifying.
@earthknight60
@earthknight60 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think they're allowed to swear in this venue.
@ellenorchid01
@ellenorchid01 3 жыл бұрын
Great comic. He's got it all. Tells the truth and works clean. Awesome stage presence. If there were Oscars for comics, he'd deserve one. I do stand-up and what an inspiration Jeff Allen is. //Ellen Orchid
@chloelewis3113
@chloelewis3113 3 жыл бұрын
Those people got their money's worth. I love this guy. I have watched this episode more than a dozen times!!
@elisamaldonado5
@elisamaldonado5 4 жыл бұрын
Now THIS is comedy. He's awesome!
@peteroz7332
@peteroz7332 3 жыл бұрын
this is documentary..., sadly...
@borotone
@borotone 3 жыл бұрын
I'll click the like button for you, but then somebody has to click the like button for me.
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 3 жыл бұрын
I love him. Sadly, he is CORRECT.
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 жыл бұрын
@@peteroz7332 I was married for over 20 years and this is the sad reality of marriage. Now I am single and happy.
@peteroz7332
@peteroz7332 3 жыл бұрын
@@edithdlp8045 I concur, sad reality, I was married for 15years, it ended in '17. the final hearing and settlement/judgment happened on 14.Feb, 🤔😲 of all days
@ladyvincenza
@ladyvincenza 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going bowling, Columbo!"
@corbinjiang4616
@corbinjiang4616 3 жыл бұрын
The audience got its money's worth.
@1974Asha
@1974Asha 9 ай бұрын
😂
@satheeshr5158
@satheeshr5158 3 жыл бұрын
Good and clean comedy. Hope and pray your wife and u live to be 100 years.
@ririsj1100
@ririsj1100 3 жыл бұрын
This is masterpiece. The best ever I could say. No vulgar words, very educative, straight to the point.
@sharoncochran8508
@sharoncochran8508 4 жыл бұрын
"You create something in your own image who then denies your existence." Yep, the devil was probably 16 years old when he rebelled! LOL!
@scottorgan2255
@scottorgan2255 4 жыл бұрын
You never met the son of my brother lol
@destree6348
@destree6348 4 жыл бұрын
Sharon Cochran I'm not religious, but that made me crack up so hard 🤣
@umbranox6891
@umbranox6891 4 жыл бұрын
@Matthew Allen what? Firstly, that isn't what jealousy is. Second, someone's loyalty or affection is never something "rightfully belong to you". You earn those attributes. And jealousy in relationships is also a toxic response, it's not the "correct way to feel". Not in a healthy relationship anyways
@umbranox6891
@umbranox6891 4 жыл бұрын
@Matthew Allen forgive me but I do not believe in your god, so that discussion is irrelevant here. My points were towards your incorrect definitions of jealousy vs coveting, and your ideas of loyalty and love being "owed" to you. Relationships, including marriage, takes constant work and effort from both parties to remain healthy. I'm not here to discuss who's at fault in a failed marriage, but merely to say that you arent "owed" any form of continued loyalty or affection if you yourself dont also continue to put in the work. (I use "you " pronouns, but I dont mean you personally, rather a general blanket audience. Obviously I dont know you.) As per cheating, while jealousy is definitely a natural feeling, it's not neccesarily the "correct " one; "correct" being replaceable with "healthy". Anger does bad things to a person's judgment, and has a tendency to lead people down the road of revenge in that scenario.
@julivictoria4501
@julivictoria4501 4 жыл бұрын
@@umbranox6891 great commentary. Spot on. Let the haters hate. You speak from the heart. Who ever created us, if there was a creator, knew we are flawed, & cant pass judgment on us. The creator needs to be a better role model or us. Perhaps social media may inform this creator? 🤔
@racheallange2056
@racheallange2056 4 жыл бұрын
I am sitting here dying of laughter with tears rolling down my face...I remember the good old days of playing outside all day when I was a kid....Riding in the back of my dad's truck ...Good times...
@phoenixrising2609
@phoenixrising2609 4 жыл бұрын
Amen Ma'am, AfekkingMen :)
@marcusmtm2710
@marcusmtm2710 3 жыл бұрын
Hello, Beautiful 😘Rachael ♥️
@verasmith4767
@verasmith4767 3 жыл бұрын
We had fun. We made it.
@american6183
@american6183 2 жыл бұрын
Loved those 'mile high' metal slides!
@racheallange2056
@racheallange2056 2 жыл бұрын
@@american6183 Those were fun!
@puneetbshah
@puneetbshah 3 жыл бұрын
It took me an hour and thirty minutes to complete this special, I had to pause and laugh for 30 mins straight!!!!
@gordonpeden6234
@gordonpeden6234 3 жыл бұрын
A genuinely funny man, real wit, warmth, and impeccable timing. Thanks for the upload.
@redleg1013
@redleg1013 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard for this long in years. I had to hit pause to get my inhaler.
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 жыл бұрын
Please take care.
@cry_now_laugh_later
@cry_now_laugh_later 4 жыл бұрын
Greg hardy fan eh?
@matthewstephens6502
@matthewstephens6502 4 жыл бұрын
@@randyporter3491 both you niggas need to get on an inhale corticosteroid asap
@JayHazel101
@JayHazel101 4 жыл бұрын
"Dying laughing" it's a thing lol. Take care of yourself now
@RemovingTheWingus
@RemovingTheWingus 4 жыл бұрын
@KC woah... easy there Boomer.
@lizdelisle1912
@lizdelisle1912 4 жыл бұрын
Give this man a Netflix special!
@rosannebanda9456
@rosannebanda9456 4 жыл бұрын
For real!
@bowlnow824
@bowlnow824 4 жыл бұрын
Yes he needs it!
@cindland
@cindland 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, definitely!!!
@vanessadb1099
@vanessadb1099 4 жыл бұрын
Yes please!
@vegasrebel781
@vegasrebel781 4 жыл бұрын
For sure. This needs to be broadcast
@ShyteiCorellianAuthor
@ShyteiCorellianAuthor 3 жыл бұрын
😂 dying. "She'd toss me into the back like a trout" Truth!
@1224dlc
@1224dlc 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness! He’s hilarious! I laughed the whole time. The whole thing was my favorite! Dry Bar finds the absolute best comedians! No cursing. Just their genuinely wonderfully talented funny people! 😂❤️😍. Love Dry Bar! Thank-you!
@delorasledge2492
@delorasledge2492 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he calls his wife by name...Tammy's my new best friend.
@marcusmtm2710
@marcusmtm2710 3 жыл бұрын
I love you, too ♥️ Delora S.
@katandpapa
@katandpapa 4 жыл бұрын
So funny!!! I'm 60 and I know exactly what he's talking about! Love your comedy!!! Please do more! BE SAFE,GOD BLESS!
@dickvandyke1209
@dickvandyke1209 3 жыл бұрын
“I heard something downstairs, go look.” “Equal rights, it’s your turn. Holler if there’s more than one.”
@misfitbrit1989
@misfitbrit1989 3 жыл бұрын
But it's so sexy having a man to do it!
@Boris82
@Boris82 3 жыл бұрын
😂👌🏻
@shadforthw3535
@shadforthw3535 3 жыл бұрын
@@misfitbrit1989 it's sexy if the woman cooks
@leonardharris971
@leonardharris971 3 жыл бұрын
@@misfitbrit1989 is
@davidwoodard4113
@davidwoodard4113 3 жыл бұрын
The day my granddaughter looked at my daughter and said, "Whatever". I laughed as my daughter cringed. First time ever she apologized to me.
@MsSavvySongbird
@MsSavvySongbird 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 36 and my child is 2. I've apologized to my mom at least three times in the last year alone 🤣
@eldajackson1
@eldajackson1 2 жыл бұрын
If my mom was still alive, I'd be apologizing.
@Lijaskurzeme
@Lijaskurzeme 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations papa bear! 😀
@mahoganysweets67
@mahoganysweets67 Жыл бұрын
Yup I have a teenager now and I have been apologizing to my parents lately then complain about him doing to me what I did to them 😂😂😂
@isabelleroch670
@isabelleroch670 8 ай бұрын
I am still waiting for this day to come. I am patient. 😅
@sarahfoley2746
@sarahfoley2746 4 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard at the bit about Tammy falling asleep to Law & Order I was almost crying 😭
@rmarsden8485
@rmarsden8485 3 жыл бұрын
...you've been there before... 😉😁😎 ROFL
@carolynnowak3823
@carolynnowak3823 3 жыл бұрын
My hubby can’t understand how I fall asleep listening to “Forensic Files”!
@gentlehuman2003
@gentlehuman2003 3 жыл бұрын
That's my wife on so many shows and movies.
@RayfieldA
@RayfieldA 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen, you are now one of my most favorite comedians!! So much good stuff!!! 😂 😂
@EndlessSummer888
@EndlessSummer888 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen almost every Jeff Allen clip on this channel, and i gotta say, what i like most about him is his delivery. There's just something about it that's unique from others.
@JyaiZEN
@JyaiZEN 3 жыл бұрын
Best comedian I've heard in a long time can't believe I laughed so much and he never said a bad word, now I have to find more videos of him
@dazzlespark2304
@dazzlespark2304 4 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious. I wish I could click the like more than once.
@luke3327
@luke3327 4 жыл бұрын
Create a lot of accounts
@luke3327
@luke3327 4 жыл бұрын
Make alot of account and like it i did I made like 500k accounts
@darthbiker2311
@darthbiker2311 4 жыл бұрын
You could share the video 🙂
@katlccn
@katlccn 4 жыл бұрын
just make sure it‘s an odd number of times ;)
@alessandramartinaglia170
@alessandramartinaglia170 4 жыл бұрын
I was actually checking if this is possible and then my brain checked in
@andicat5638
@andicat5638 4 жыл бұрын
He has an amazing voice. Sounds like a cartoon character.
@narendharkumar3
@narendharkumar3 4 жыл бұрын
He belongs to the generation that actually LIVED the lives.
@rhonda.mwerner2562
@rhonda.mwerner2562 3 жыл бұрын
Yep those were simpler times! Stresses in a relationship become memories worth laughing about later
@johnjomennelson8631
@johnjomennelson8631 3 жыл бұрын
Wish I could invite this man to dinner & hear more of his classic observations. A Very likable persona.
@johnjomennelson8631
@johnjomennelson8631 3 жыл бұрын
@@rhonda.mwerner2562 I couldn't agree with you more. If couples do not take every harsh word to heart. They can rationaly see the pettiness of the quarrle, & realize, it's okay to be heated up without burning the romance out. It shows safety & security in their relationship when they're not affraid to speak up about how they are feeling (at the time). My wife of 32 years passed away on 9/25/20. I'd give anything to have her express herself loudly. I need her & her voice back. I'm broken inside.
@missg.5940
@missg.5940 3 жыл бұрын
Without helmets or seatbelts and lived to tell about it!🤔😷🇨🇦
@sallymolhoek9622
@sallymolhoek9622 3 жыл бұрын
I’m younger than him but blessed to have been born early enough to enjoy a rich and free childhood like he described.
@emiliadavis8247
@emiliadavis8247 3 жыл бұрын
" Car seats? We didn't have car seats. We didn't even have seatbelts. I'd walk the back seat of my mother's car for 4 years, I'd walk back and forth, back and forth. Sure, sometimes she'd hit the brakes, and send me flying to the front seat, and she'd toss me back like a trout, What are you doing up here? Get back there." 😆😁😅😂🤣🤣😄
@wrenchaholic
@wrenchaholic 4 жыл бұрын
This old dude is classic funny. Amazing with no bad words!
@galadballcrusher8182
@galadballcrusher8182 3 жыл бұрын
there are no "bad" words... its how people use them that can be good or bad depending on circumstance. And if someone feels they should raise a kid without ever hearing those words is like telling the kid that life is fair, ill preparing it for the truth when they ll face it
@wrenchaholic
@wrenchaholic 3 жыл бұрын
@@galadballcrusher8182 you know what i mean. his wording is very clean.
@majodie
@majodie 4 жыл бұрын
Omg...I can't get enough of this Jeff Allen. He's hilarious.
@mienafriggstad3360
@mienafriggstad3360 3 жыл бұрын
He is awesome! So good to see Christian comics represented.
@jamieeaves1888
@jamieeaves1888 3 жыл бұрын
The love language of his parents🤣. My grandpa would rattle the ice in his cup. When the effort of moving because too much for her, the grandkids and great grandkids would climb all over each other to get the man a drink🤣🤣. 63yrs...they were a wonderful couple.
@Andy-hk2qo
@Andy-hk2qo 2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful and hilarious at the same time.
@aryanzijlstra6649
@aryanzijlstra6649 4 жыл бұрын
Genius and spot on! I'm for sure gonna search more of this guy. This guy has real sense of humor. Much better than most well known / famous stand ups.
@krakoosh1
@krakoosh1 4 жыл бұрын
Find his , happy wife happy life, video.
@conniepine1770
@conniepine1770 4 жыл бұрын
My husband and I were laughing so hard relating to all of this.....
@dinawink6818
@dinawink6818 3 жыл бұрын
This man is outstanding! I could listen all day!!
@GinaZambonino
@GinaZambonino 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! Refreshing. Clean comedy, been missing real comedy. Laughter; the best medicine. God bless
@Racingirl911
@Racingirl911 4 жыл бұрын
Gee, my husband sure is a lucky man! For 45 years I’ve “communicated” directly to him!! LOL!!!
@YMJCMJC
@YMJCMJC 4 жыл бұрын
I really like this mans humour, and presentation, he has a great skill.
@kugelschreiber5678
@kugelschreiber5678 3 жыл бұрын
Holy hell. I've never heard of this man till today. His storytelling is incredible. He paints an incredibly vivid image, and it just so happens to be incredibly fun xD
@SabrinaJ1063
@SabrinaJ1063 3 жыл бұрын
Had to be one of the funniest, yet CLEAN comedian I've ever seen.
@jad_23
@jad_23 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is so underrated ...hilarious 😂😂🔥
@yeyamusic
@yeyamusic 4 жыл бұрын
The teenage boys voice cracking took me OUT 😂😂♥️😆🙏🏽 28:00
@doraettafinley9855
@doraettafinley9855 3 жыл бұрын
OMG..Jeff is so hilarious, truly a talented comedian.
@jfelton4153
@jfelton4153 3 жыл бұрын
This just came up on my KZbin in UK. I have laughed and cried all the way through it. Good clean healthy comedy. This man is a star.
@Davey_bfg71
@Davey_bfg71 8 ай бұрын
Ditto! 😊
@mimineko1019
@mimineko1019 4 жыл бұрын
Weighed down by half a century of apathy ( ゜-゜) 😂😭🤣
@turyb.goodiii7356
@turyb.goodiii7356 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe You should wait 50 Years Before You say something like that You cute little firecracker.
@destree6348
@destree6348 4 жыл бұрын
Mimineko101 my mom and dad were married for 49 so this is hilarious!
@baltsosser
@baltsosser 4 жыл бұрын
I almost spit out my coffee when he said that.
@Tulips76
@Tulips76 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is a comedic genius! I haven’t laughed so hard in such a long time! The part about the metal slide had me in stitches!
@carolannroberts
@carolannroberts 3 жыл бұрын
It had us sliders in stitches too, sometimes literally. And the slides being 6 stories high...truth. But then, when I was in nursery school, waiting to be old enough for kindergarten, me and the neighbor kids would climb up and jump off garage roofs, repeatedly
@marcusmtm2710
@marcusmtm2710 3 жыл бұрын
Wow Naverrik, U R SCORCHING HOT SWEETHEART, VERY BEAUTIFUL FACE 🔥💋
@makeminemint
@makeminemint 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he delivers his jokes! So animated and fun to both watch and listen too. Hope to see more from this one!
@Katrielisa
@Katrielisa 3 жыл бұрын
The part about teenagers and childhood was the best 😅 I wish he was my grandfather. So funny and wise 😊❤
@jamesdavid4850
@jamesdavid4850 4 жыл бұрын
Never a dull moment all through the show...This I'm talking after listening to him multiple number of times
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. I have seen this several times. Always funny everytime
@nigelbush7255
@nigelbush7255 4 жыл бұрын
What a funny man big smile on my face with periods of full on laughter not a swear word uttered brilliant comedy 10/10
@franhorne7629
@franhorne7629 3 жыл бұрын
I love him! We can relate to so many of his stories...and he’s hilarious...clean comedy!
@vgkyle9151
@vgkyle9151 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen: “what do you want woman?” My wife(sitting next to me): we don’t know what we want 😂😂😂
@AUDIONOIR100
@AUDIONOIR100 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff does NOT miss a beat! Always solid delivery! BIG fan!
@sergeantskrtskrt9594
@sergeantskrtskrt9594 4 жыл бұрын
Someone call 911, I think I've had 30 Seizures from laughing.
@bobfallis
@bobfallis 3 жыл бұрын
Married almost 35 years and I swear this guy is my twin brother. Our wives are twin sisters. One thing though, if I say "Yes, dear" too many times, things come flying at my head, lol.
@spimeminister
@spimeminister 3 жыл бұрын
I died laughing through this entire act. This is top quality comedy in my opinion. The delivery and stage presence of this man is perfectly crafted by his love of comedy. Much respect!
@suzannemorrow9987
@suzannemorrow9987 4 жыл бұрын
My husband passed years ago . I felt as you spoke , that he would have been much like you . Keep on keeping on 😆 Thank you!
@marcusmtm2710
@marcusmtm2710 3 жыл бұрын
Start life over now Suzanne, I'm interested in Marriage again also.
@justicemohapi6363
@justicemohapi6363 4 жыл бұрын
This is the BEST stand up performance I've seen in my entire life
@edgenovese
@edgenovese 3 жыл бұрын
So smart, so honest, so funny. Finally a real comic with real material! God bless you!
@shannonwood9110
@shannonwood9110 Жыл бұрын
Omg...I can't stop laughing! Jeff can make everyday married life so funny and relatable.
@allenrutledge
@allenrutledge 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. Don't know how I stumbled across this but my sides are hurting!
@Kethjoy
@Kethjoy 4 жыл бұрын
So I just sprayed my cereal all over the dinner table...she keeps your spine in her 👛🤣🤣
@lemons2lemonade884
@lemons2lemonade884 4 жыл бұрын
KJ 😱👀😆
@jeffkauchape5903
@jeffkauchape5903 4 жыл бұрын
I can attest to the 'six course meal' phenomenon from my 2 year old son...straight on point narration
@rowenaramsaran6568
@rowenaramsaran6568 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂O My Gosh!!!! My ribs!!!! He's one of my favourite comedians.
@glnakeith3199
@glnakeith3199 4 жыл бұрын
He is absolutely fantastic. His sense of comedy makes me smile. This is how comedy should be.
@sobreaver
@sobreaver 4 жыл бұрын
This is how life should be !!! XD
@glnakeith3199
@glnakeith3199 4 жыл бұрын
@@sobreaver Amen!
@baltsosser
@baltsosser 4 жыл бұрын
I''ll be celebrating my 30 year anniversary later this year. There is much truth in this man's words it would behoove a young couple to tune in to.
@mujtabaalam5907
@mujtabaalam5907 3 жыл бұрын
This feels pretty depressing to me. If the genders were switched we wouldn't hesitate to label is misogynistic and abusive
@June-tb4vi
@June-tb4vi 3 жыл бұрын
We don't want to scare them now 😂
@deborahduthie4519
@deborahduthie4519 3 жыл бұрын
Really funny and without swearing or smut. Fantastic. What a relief.😁😁😁
@lorrainehaller2512
@lorrainehaller2512 3 жыл бұрын
Jess is soo entertaining and absolutely the best. Couldn’t stop laughing. Delighted he never used the 4-letter cuss words. Very clean and sooo funny. Good job.
@addie7846
@addie7846 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff is really funny. I like the combination with frosts and up the wall 😂😂. Up the wall with frost bites
@wannabecarguy
@wannabecarguy 4 жыл бұрын
Froth.
@biikuajet
@biikuajet 4 жыл бұрын
@@wannabecarguy he did say frost tho.
@zacgrubble9824
@zacgrubble9824 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen him for years and he is hilarious and clean! Something most comics can’t do because it takes way smarter writing! Fantastic!
@Chris_Troxler
@Chris_Troxler 4 жыл бұрын
Never heard of this guy. Sat down thinking I was gonna have a quick chuckle, and ended up watching the whole thing!
@LovesmyKimmy
@LovesmyKimmy 4 жыл бұрын
"I heard that you're fat, and WE'RE joining a gym." did he use that on a special years ago, or is that a street joke? Genuinely enjoyed the set, but that line stuck out to me.
@tajicbladeofthelegion5474
@tajicbladeofthelegion5474 4 жыл бұрын
@@LovesmyKimmy They're re-uploading old stuff, so this might be from a couple years ago
@hz3917
@hz3917 4 жыл бұрын
@@LovesmyKimmy he has used a lot of material for years now. Still funny with his delivery
@Nazraq04
@Nazraq04 4 жыл бұрын
Funny is funny. Whether it's clean or dirty. Being dirty isn't easier. It's just a different style. Get off your high horse, and stop pretending that clean comedy is harder. It isn't. By the way, there was a guy that used to berate dirty comics for their style. He happened to be a cereal rapist! Check yourself...
@kennethcarpenterii7636
@kennethcarpenterii7636 3 жыл бұрын
My grandmother drove over one day at 5:30 am demanding I come with her and find the remote. True story
@jesuschristiscallingyou953
@jesuschristiscallingyou953 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE how he calls his wife's side of the bed a fajita. So funny and cute!
@instabilitas
@instabilitas 4 жыл бұрын
I was sick with a chesty cough and ended up with a headache watching this. I haven't laughed this much in decades :-)
@Andy-hk2qo
@Andy-hk2qo 2 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious
@FilK79
@FilK79 4 жыл бұрын
Oh jesus he is so naturally funny its incredible! Great comedian!
@janicekennedy2047
@janicekennedy2047 3 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious, got marriage down pat for every long lasting relationship!
@tannercook8095
@tannercook8095 4 жыл бұрын
This man is honestly a Comedic Genius! I laugh at truly everything he says!
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