Being An Only Child Makes You A Weirdo. Jeff Scheen - Full Special

[@TheTussman]

I also had that "having dinner with a married couple" feeling. That's so clever and true! Funny guy.

[@markblais7052]

First time I’ve ever watched this guy. He had me laughing out loud. Definitely going to check out more of his material.

[@Relaxinghypnoasmr]

Dry Bar is located in Utah, just to give context to anyone wondering why there was NO response when he asked for other only children. LOL

[@tere898]

Lol thanks for pointing that out. I thought it was so odd NOBODY else was an only.

[@carolstleger6907]

😊😊

[@bazzlleyolo]

​@@tere898 I'm from Utah and I still thought it was weird 😂

[@erikknight944]

Ing utah Growing up with a family of 4 it was considered really small. My dad was raised with 9 other siblings and mom had 3. And we had 2 lol

[@ashtree336]

😂😂😂

[@parkviewmo]

This guy is good! I suspect he attracts enough weird situations to be a stand-up for many years to come!

[@encyclopediarealestate4797]

What a wonderful way you’ve learned to tell such a difficult story

[@acidwizard6528]

Which story? Getting hit by a car?

[@AllanThickDick]

​@@acidwizard6528yeah I assume that one.

[@ashtree336]

Baptised by life itself is a great line

[@danielkristianson208]

I love this guy .... he's totally weird but quick-witted as well. No one else like him, that's for sure !😂😅

[@smalltowngirl27]

I judge comedians by how many times I laugh out loud. This guy gets a thumbs up from me!

[@Alex-rr7qc]

Jeff is one of the very few underrated NYC comedians

[@carissadgraham]

"there's so many beta males, we could form an army! We just need a leader...." 😂😂😂

[@katokidd]

Oh man, this guy is a legitimately funny story teller. Best I've heard in a long time.

[@gregbilbrey8946]

Probably the only audience where he wouldn't get a single clap on the only-child question.

[@MasterMalrubius]

Well it is Utah. He should research the location. 🤣

[@nicholesanderson6348]

​@@MasterMalrubius it worked in his favor. Awe, alone AGAIN? heh

[@MLynn33]

“Hence the gap” bhahaa😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mumvictoria2757]

I was glad to see a fellow Only kid up there doing comedy! When I was younger I wanted a big brother and I envied friends from big families. But now that I think about it, I got to enjoy the positive things about big families through my friends and was able to skip the squabbling and drama. Lol

[@kathleensullivan4547]

This! ❤😂❤ from a big squabbling yelling jealous girls who are jealous of the other girls stuff, lives and boyfriends and on and on for ever 😂

[@emird5783]

This is surely one of the best dry bar comedy performes

[@syd2248]

This guy had me audibly chuckling throughout. I think the audience lacked humor honestly. He deserved a lot more claps at intervals. Love this awkward, neurotic humor lol. Look forward to seeing him again.

[@AllanThickDick]

He just put out an hour long special!!!!

[@kcl060]

Omg, sleeping with a brain injury literally feels like "Wish me luck!". So funny he was able to capture that odd sensation haha

[@ashtree336]

The weird doom feeling as you lose consciousness is 🤌

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

Good set. That "water breaking" joke is one of the FUNNIEST bits I've ever heard. It's in the "top 20", easy. (At 62, I've heard lotsa *funny things,* so I gotta say 'top 20" rather than "top 10" LMAO)

[@AllanThickDick]

Cool to see a huge fan of comedy appreciating jeff.

[@MesaGuitarGuy]

This was really funny (this was really funny)

[@theuzumakikay8647]

He said “any only’s” and someone went “This is Utah”

[@ChalaseP]

I was an only child until I was almost thirteen, then, surprise, twin sisters. So I feel this. 😂😂😂

[@trixie898989]

I LOVED being an only child. Married into a family of 3 brothers, 12 blood aunts and uncles and so many cousins that I wish they would have worn name tags at family events. Thirty years later, I still can't remember all of their names. And don't get me started about THEIR children's names. 😂 Maybe that's why I didn't have any kids. 😁 Great job, Jeff! So hilarious.

[@melissasaint3283]

It's so much easier to be an only child when you're part of a large family that you see regularly! Totally different experience, agreed.... it's like having siblings, but you don't get sick of eachother, and you don't have to share your toys in the evenings.

[@invictaland1983]

Hi fellow only child who also didn't have kids! I loved it as well. Three's a crowd if you ask me!

[@trixie898989]

OMG so many names to remember. And I really don't have much in common with most of these people, much less my husband these days 😂@@invictaland1983

[@acegaming3230]

Wow, this guy is brilliant, timing, stories, delivery, just perfection. Hilarious dude.

[@MJBachus]

Jeff is funny! Good choice DryBar

[@kingcodebra]

Missed opportunity with the dog story.. "I did it for you!.. 'whisper' i did it for you.." o_o XD

[@SynnCity]

The car accident story had me in TEARS laughing! 😂

[@rg1whiteywins598]

Only child here and I relate to a lot of this. I had night terrors too and slept with the folks a lot or on the floor in their room.

[@kylorenthehusky2584]

Can I ask how old you are now? Do you have trouble falling asleep? I’m a new mom of a 2 year old and I worry we won’t be having another child due my declining patience, lol. But I do wonder about her being an only child and if it will affect her long term.

[@debishaw9355]

I had a sibling and slept with my parents off and on till I was 12 or maybe older…

[@PeaceJourney...]

She will outgrow it. It is harder to deal with the fallout of making her sleep alone when she's not ready, than to provide a safe spot for her when she feels vulnerable at night. ​@@kylorenthehusky2584

[@xzonia1]

@@kylorenthehusky2584 There is no evidence that only children are any less well-adjusted or successful than those with siblings, more or less lonely, or have other social issues comparatively. I watched a video the other day with a woman who said she had 7 siblings but grew up feeling lonely and alone because she wasn't like her siblings (different appearance and interests, but definitely related to them). You can grow up with siblings you love or ones you hate. You can have none and wish you did, or be happy being singular. It's really up to who your kid is fundamentally as a person, not their circumstances. I grew up with two siblings and I do love them, but I'd have been equally happy having grown up alone. I'm an introvert and don't miss having people around me when I'm alone. It's better to choose what is best for you and your partner/spouse, than to make the decision according to what you think your kid might prefer. Whatever you decide, show a kid love and kindness, and they'll probably grow up to say they had a happy childhood. :)

[@Harley_Girl68]

I have one sibling a sister . We are totally different. We are 19 months apart and we were close until about the ages of 4 and 5. After that we were both a lot like only children. Different likes, different friends, different personalities. We both might go to the skating rink when we were older but didn’t even see each other the whole time. I was mostly girly with a little bit of tomboy she was mostly tomboy with a little bit of girly. However nobody better hurt the other cause the one that wasn’t hurt would be right there to finish the bully. So there is good and bad in having a sibling. Also you said your child is 2. I raised 3 kids. 2-3 is the worst time. Use to call it the terrible Two’s and it’s real but they change. They are are just testing out things and you so they know how far they can go. It’s perfectly normal. Don’t let them get away with stuff at that age cause they are learning how far they can push you and themselves. They do it again in the teenage years. At 2 they are transitioning from a baby to child in the teens they are transitioning from a child to a young adult. It’s confusing for them but they don’t know why. So they act out. Show lots of love but make sure they know they are not the boss! You can only do that by sticking to punishments (whatever your choice is) I did go to your room but I didn’t allow TV’s or video games in their rooms. They could have books and a few of their toys in there when you say no that you mean it. Bedrooms are meant for sleeping. In my personal opinion. None of my kids have insomnia I claim this to be the reason probably not but I like to claim it anyway 😂! I don’t have a TV, Phone, or computer in my bedroom now. We had a den so the kids things were in the den. They had it all too! Adults used the living room. The kids did homework at the kitchen table until high school. Then they got a desk in their room.

[@TheOldHippiebilly]

Amazing set, Jeff! I was also an only child with bunk beds. Yes, I was a weird kid. 😂

[@lynghee159]

More! Best comedian on Dry Bar - maybe ever😂!!

[@lizzm]

I’m an only and this was so relatable 😂 Absolutely loved this set! Truly funny 🤣

[@nicolehubbard3536]

"After that, you're not afraid of the dark anymore." 😂

[@lizzynunez4906]

A ginger that whispers things is a demon🤣😂🤣😂

[@virginiabeech]

Can confirm 😂😅😂

[@JadeDragon407]

Great set! The whole bus thing was gold!

[@brandonandcharlene9527]

I was an ONLY, and it was great 👍

[@thescottishlion]

I know the pain of being the only child... Who also had bunk beds

[@TravisGinther]

I’m an only child and I had bunk beds and I feel your pain

[@thescottishlion]

@@edithdlp8045 yeah, but also had no parents. Dad left when 2, mom left when I was 7.

[@PeaceJourney...]

At least it was bunk beds. Only child with 2 twin beds...🙃

[@bobbyw6137]

Very very funny guy. I laughed out loud a lot!! Keep up the good work sir !

[@juniper9251]

I always wanted a bunk bed and my mom said it made no sense because I had no siblings. I'm 38 and I still want one. 😂 I pushed HARD for one in the spare room, but my husband said no. I'll never have a bunk bed. Poop.

[@sachagilley2315]

Screw that. You got a job? Buy one anyway. Don't let anyone stand in the way of your dreams - not even your husband. Lol.

[@Sisterlisk]

Get him a bunkbed for Christmas

[@emilyhaluda5339]

We used a loft bed to fullfill my childhood top bunk fantasies. It had a desk underneath. I have an older brother but he was a way older teen at the time

[@juniper9251]

@@sachagilley2315 we compromised and built a blanket fort. 😋

[@ashleydavis7487]

Same here and I’m 40 haha

[@toupac3195]

Im only and my parents bought me bunk beds as well. Hilarious

[@jamydegazon5515]

Lmfao it's done and I still can't breathe ....crying over here ....this was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kitty10141]

A new face and funny to boot!

[@TheNervousnation]

Kid has a future in comedy for sure.

[@KassiusFineArt]

He is hilarious!

[@hancockhustle9526]

Only child with a bunk bed 🖐🏾

[@tatjanabaker8983]

What just happened?!! That was the funniest sh!+ I have ever heard! Mind blowing good time. That was the fastest ride, through 28 mins and 20 seconds, I’ve ever been taken on. Purely ingenious

[@leahdoughty7693]

😂❤ he's awkward and I love it!!

[@TheNervousnation]

Strong material. Keep going!

[@Starowlnightwatch]

I have listened to this more than one time!!! This guy is so funny!

[@lioness3963]

Thanks!

[@Aleedis226]

I'm surprised & amused to find out that buying bunk beds for an only child seems to be a common thing!😄

[@Primalxbeast]

It does give you extra space to put things. I had a sister, but when we got older, I had the bunk bed in my room. I slept on the top and had room for stuff on the bottom.

[@SamStudious]

Laughed out loud way too many times 🤣🤣🤣

[@sukiwatson]

He was very funny. Hope to see more of him

[@SillageTopaz-777._]

This was the best comedy I've seen 😂

[@Saintly2]

My parents divorced... so I was just a kid with a parent. I never knew what it was like with two parents.

[@RhythmAddictedState]

Same. My parents divorced when I was 13 and my father wasn't really there even prior to that. So up until I was 13 I would play board games alone and after 13 celebrating holidays got super awkward lol

[@Saintly2]

@@RhythmAddictedState I used to have to play board games by myself too! One of my sons had just 1 child & I really hope she never feels as lonely as I was.

[@RhythmAddictedState]

@@Saintly2 I personally didn't feel particularly lonely as I learnt to entertain myself without needing someone else. I only had two friends too. Maybe that's just me being an introvert? I do think that's one of the positives of being an only child with one parent - you learn how to be by yourself and keep yourself company. The downside is when your emotional needs aren't being met because your parents aren't emotionally available or simply are absent. On the other hand, I have a cousin who has always been very extroverted and who is also an only child (his parents are still together though). He would say "I'm bored!" out loud, which I never understood. How can you ever be bored? He had a lot of toys, consoles - you name it - and even with all that he would proclaim how bored and lonely he was 😂

[@babycakes8434]

You are lucky to have just one parent😅 I always wanted to have just one!😅

[@babycakes8434]

​@@RhythmAddictedStateWe are all different. I barely ever feel bored, unless I am with boring people, but I do feel lonely sometimes, and I felt very lonely all my childhood and most of adulthoods. You can't help what you feel I guess

[@nancyhernandez2271]

My son and daughter are two years apart. They didn’t get along for the first decade or so. Now they’re best friends (18 and 16) :)

[@dash_6367]

What brilliant set 🔥 loved it❤️✨

[@peterestrada9420]

BRILLIANT🙏❣️👏 Great Story Tellin’ Love the Honesty & Delivery‼️ Keep Goin’ YoungFella 🤙😉

[@wnbrknisezlyfxd2951]

That ending was also pretty good lol

[@sunnydee196]

What a gem!!! Jeff is actually hilarious. I love his spin on life. Excellent story teller😂 Thank you for not using the same running dad joke formula as the last couple guys I skipped over after several minutes of lame jokes. Can’t wait to see his set in person 🫶🏼

[@bryanclark201]

The first 38 seconds hit home lol and funny

[@coleenparsons4905]

Jeff Scheen is a comedy master! And a weirdo. As an only child, it takes one to know one?

[@nobody8328]

I see clips of people doing weird things like fitting their entire body through a toilet seat or flip coins with their nose or whatever and think "that guy's an only child. No other excuse for that" 😂

[@-jess_160]

LOL just what I needed to roll my cranky butt out of bed 😂😂😂😂

[@JohnSmith-cc3ud]

This guy is under rated

[@Sofia.K.CheerYT]

Great show Jeff Adams, great show! 😂

[@FredoLua]

We all need a friend like him 😂

[@sincerely-b]

Loved him! Great show!

[@timbuyoti1198]

Brilliant set, great delivery 😂😂.

[@Mark-wq7wd]

This guy is hilarious, I feel that only child shiz😂

[@shewho333]

I was a pale only child ginger that whispered things too! 😂

[@llddau]

My husband and I are a family thank you very much! It’s all about how you think of yourselves.

[@ashleaprater142]

It's been just me and my daughter for years and I definitely consider us a family!! It only takes two ❤

[@007kingifrit]

the desire to bite a newborn baby is called cuteness aggression, its quite common

[@blinddatereject]

this. was thoroughly enjoyable

[@oakpoacher433]

Dude is hella funny! Good stuff!

[@glenarledge1825]

Saw this guy recently on Carnival Cruise. Very funny.

[@BrentElisens]

Surprisingly hilarious.

[@wmluna381]

I made a turn by mistake into that area where you take the bridge to Canada in Detroit. 😄 Easy to do if you're not properly paying attention. There was U.S. Border Patrol there though. Didn't get too far in so I got to turn around and stay in America. Very stressful.

[@cristelaramirez1352]

This set was too good for the audience 😆 He needed one loud laugher.

[@Eric-qj8mm]

splendid

[@Bjorn_R]

That paramedic was a good guy and a bad influence at the same time 😂

[@FigaroHey]

I got hit by a car and walked home because the guys who hit me panicked, didn't call an ambulance or the police, but asked if they could drive me to the hospital or home. All I could think was, "Never get into a car with strangers", so I told them, "I know where I live" and walked away. About half a block later enough shock wore off for the pain to hit. Took more than a year to recover. Never did see a doctor.

[@SaturdayParker]

That's an insane story. My sister got hit before, and like 10 min later got hit again but I guess it evened her out. She didn't see a doctor either. Maybe siblings would've made that go faster.

[@sammyb861]

That’s crazy. My younger brother got ran over (literally) by a pickup while riding his bike a few years ago. His bike was twisted in half, so we were all confused how he came out with minimum injury. The driver panicked and took off. A city bus driver that saw what happened followed him into a dead end street and made him come back to the scene, which was full of cops by then. The driver was a 21 year old kid who then got hit with reckless endangerment, hit and run, and a few other charges. We took the bike to a local bike shop to get an estimate for insurance and upon seeing the bike and hearing what happened, his first question is “is your brother still alive?” He couldn’t believe so much damage could be caused to the bike and the person on it possibly survived

[@lovepeacejoyhappiness]

​@@sammyb861angels 😇

[@luketornblad4605]

I'm only four minutes in, but I'm crying laughing

[@kamillaparker6953]

Awesome set!

[@gina4569]

Great set

[@ChrisMentzer]

Fantastic set! Well done!!

[@o0LoveLove0o]

Why do we wanna bite babies lmaoooooo

[@Kaixo-Zemouz]

This surpassed all expectations

[@ralhamami]

Hahaha, hilarious. Every day is an adventure.

[@lesleysanders6737]

Loved him he was super funny!😂

[@kimberlydavis571]

H😂I😂L😂A😂R😂I😂O😂U😂S‼️ LOVED THE ENTIRE SET👍👍🤣

[@AdjustinThings]

WOW this is an amazing set! 😂😂😂

[@michelleford7392]

This guy is great!!

[@librapiscestaurus94]

Man he is funny asffff 😂😭 I’m still laughing lmaooo

[@sheldonnicholl3599]

Funny guy. He looks like the Joker from the animated Bat-man series. Facial expressions kind of remind me of how Jim Carey can emote.

[@TheMisunderstanding]

tough room - good comic

[@michelebinder8074]

Delightfully funny!

[@jourdyngroman]

the small throat bit made me choke on my drink 😅

[@iricandescence]

This was fun, thanks!

[@ayeshawali3208]

That was awesome

[@AJwoodway]

My sister and younger brother hated me and oldest brother was bat-sh*t crazy. You onlys probably dodged many bullets.

[@thechickennugget30]

Yeah, that’s a lesson I’m learning from texting my half sister…she’s 13 years older & we’ve never met face to face. 😵‍💫

[@Noahwarriorsfan]

Lmao this guy is hilarious

[@sKitZoBonKa]

Not tonight 😂

[@lisaa6099]

Yep, only child here. Love this