Too Ugly For Comedy. Bengt Washburn - Full Special

whether you're too ugly for comedy, or just plain butt ugly, this Dry Bar comedy special from Bengt Washburn is for you! In this full Dry Bar Comedy special Bengt breaks down his 26 year run as a stand up comedian, and what it means to be good looking in the business. Whether it's jokes about plastic surgery or global warming Bengt's jokes are sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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[@tmoon9297]

Definitely the most famous Bengt Washburn I know. I told myself three times.

[@lordoftheflings]

Bengt is a good comedian. Good comedy is HARRRD to write and perform and he consistently delivers the laughs with sophisticated comedy.

[@davidcooper9825]

I love the line "emergency elective surgery".

[@bengtwashburn8585]

I’m glad you like that line.

[@joannbowden6220]

"There's high levels in ur stool sample so that means ur butt-ugly!" Omg, I lmao! My sides hurt now!

[@Waldohasaskit210]

"Why look ugly when you can look creepy?"

[@CabinOnTheWater]

Your material is good enough to be famous. Just tell everybody you are famous 3 times at every future show and I think it will happen soon.

[@luChewy8458]

☺☺☺

[@mariedelange1269]

If you have to tell people you're famous, then you're not famous 🤣🤣

[@mariedelange1269]

I didn't finish the video yet 🤣🤣🤣 I get it now

[@abcxyz-st1zh]

His Ted talk reference....

[@roseducharme3836]

👏👏👏👏 agreed!

[@LS-0420]

"Jenga with your face" priceless 😂

[@valeriewatanabe5935]

Everything about him is brilliant! His voice, tone, timing, material....perfection & hilarious!! 😅

[@mattryan2120]

It might have taken him 23 years in comedy but he is undeniably brilliant now. (I heard it from like three other people).

[@annegeeraerts1669]

Hahahahahahaha!

[@mcuembedded]

I heard 3 times from him that you believe whatever you hear 3 times.

[@DaxSass]

Say it 2 more times.

[@quickchris10]

It's true the Millennials don't appreciate sarcasm from us Gen-Exes? I was walking thru an entryway behind a young-enough-woman-to-be-my-daughter the other day; instead of automatically holding door for me, she paused, turned, and said, ``are you coming in?'' I said, ``naw, I thought I'd stop here.'' She got defensive. ``Well, I didn't know; you could have been going out.'' Wow; weird?

[@freewilly7220]

That was extremely funny toooo me! lol

[@patrickgallagher9069]

There's a saying, "You never want t I'll be a famous engineer." If an engineer is famous, it's usually because they made a mistake.

[@ProducerJames91]

....or they haven’t been hired by a government contractor....LOL

[@dervakommtvonhinten517]

thats what i thought

[@thundy9124]

@DZurV_O might be cause Miller is kind of a common surname

[@jtperez657]

that's not what I heard

[@herdthistruth5962]

I think that's called "infamous" 🤔

[@russelltrujillo3557]

Been a fan of Bengt for years! Introduced him to my kids and they still like him. Now grandkids are watching him!

[@UncleTimTheHermit]

"Is this a party or a problem?" I want that on a t-shirt.

[@jakeofalltradesmusic]

"Oh, honey. Stupid people have no dignity." 😂

[@temakong595]

I'm being call out lol

[@Aaron0911]

They lose that when they do something stupid 😂

[@vq2vx]

"it's like there's an airhorn somewhere, & you're the only one that can hear it" 😂 Brava!

[@graceb7284]

"You calling me a liar...I'm not calling you a liar, I'm calling you stupid...So your calling me stupid...well that's what I heard" 🤣🤣🤣

[@briananderson8428]

The best stand-up I've heard in decades. He is one of the few who can conjure up that level of energy in a room for that long. Very well done, sir!

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

I don't know about that. *I've never* heard of him! ;-)

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

Seriously, VERY funny guy!!!!

[@cheyennesummer5167]

A true comedic genius..his timing is perfection

[@marieferriera2335]

Yesssss...he is funny...loved him..😂💕

[@brendafleming6443]

Lol

[@yurilitvinchuk7961]

@@brendafleming6443 is is

[@yurilitvinchuk7961]

@@brendafleming6443 is is available

[@tmoon9297]

Say it 3 times and I may believe you

[@swish6754]

This guy needs his own sitcom or the role of a significant character IN a sitcom! Great talent.

[@imalrockme]

Less annoying than Seinfeld, at least, to me.

[@Kalle1995]

I AGREE!!

[@Jules-dn9jl]

Yes, I would love to see more of his material.

[@homodeus8713]

Would be great.

[@timg3679]

Yes! Good idea

[@lomacoffee4710]

Bengt is genuinely hilarious. Refshingly original. Get this man a Netflix special. His brillance deserves it.

[@willsommervil6141]

ASAP!!! He kills me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SheSmilesSlyly]

Yes please 🙏

[@LibraNYC4ever]

His voice and short mannerisms is what does it for me. Love the explanation joke about stupid & dignity. 😂

[@ACJacksongoingoneup]

"We where all SWIGGLERS!!" 😂🤣😆

[@lucyyoung9406]

Great show. Finally a talented comedian with class. Hilarious without bad language, clean comedy. Thanks.

[@livenotonevil8279]

He's pretty clever. Did you notice him make a reference to his ex-wife remarking on his inability to stand erect even in a pup tent!

[@jenniferlouis7832]

"WE WERE ALL SWIGGLERS!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thatsmypurseidontknowyou4797]

" WE SWIGGLED! "

[@jenynz5334]

Lol I might be swiggling right now 😳🤯

[@marshwetland3808]

@@jenynz5334 "I might be swiggling right now" - great tshirt quote. He should sell them.

[@nicolerichardson8821]

i love that bit. the word itself is dang funny and the way he speaks...😂

[@ManiM-kw6jz]

This guy is amazingly talented

[@calimojogirl6199]

...you know, for someone not famous. lol

[@marshwetland3808]

His use of logic reminds me of Carlin - in a complimentary way, not a copycat way.

[@MaynardGKrebbs]

I've watched this a billion times and still cracks me up

[@bengtwashburn8585]

Thank you!

[@yoshitheonly]

The Asian bit was hit after hit after hit 😂😂😂😂😭💀

[@brettneuberger6466]

Oh sure….with a name like Yoshua Martinez….I’m sure you think Asian jokes are hilarious!! 😉😉

[@nermalsturf]

I love Bengt Washington's humor! Whenever I'm going to listen to or watch him, the thought that always crosses my mind is that I'm about to "get Bengt"!!

[@brenda324]

Cool

[@TheGoodOldDays-IsNow]

Wonder what happens when three people call him Bengt WASHINGTON instead of his real name?

[@louisfkoorts5590]

@Twiddle Dum I wonder... If I say, "Gee man, I believe this guy is called Washington." Will at least 3 people believe he is George Washington? I mean, won't that make him kind of famous? 🤭

[@JadeDragon407]

@@TheGoodOldDays-IsNow LOL! George will just have to go ahead and admit that's his 7× grandkid, because that's the word on the world wide spiderweb

[@LibraNYC4ever]

That’s what his special should be called! “GET BENGT!”

[@tbh5207]

I have not laughed this hard in ages! I listen to a lot of comedians but you have a combo gift of material, hilarious facial expressions and vocals...Thank you!

[@bengtwashburn8585]

Thank you!

[@videoloji01]

This guy definitely deserves to be famous.

[@Thebrightestknight]

This guy is hilarious 😂

[@velociraptorplanet]

Never heard of him

[@markgrant654]

Who are you talking about, never mind I just swallowed another spider.

[@JUSTJUIC3]

Agreed

[@11FBA11]

Very funny set.

[@threetreasures7698]

Absolutely! I laughed out LOUD! “It’s like playing Django with my face.”

[@tylerpond1229]

Seen him live twice. One of my all time favorites.

[@imalrockme]

Wow!!

[@calimojogirl6199]

Those were the good ol' days. Now, this is seeing him "live." :(

[@Ultimita01]

@@calimojogirl6199 only temp. Live is live again lol

[@RTAV108]

He is an intelligent person. I can listen to him in lecture room for hours. A very different kind of comedy he has..

[@LibraNYC4ever]

Pre destroyed mauled pants!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@common_sense_man]

DryBar has so many great comedians, and they cant curse. I love it

[@sdsurfgirl60]

I am on a Christmas binge. You're material has me laughing so hard my family keeps coming in to see why. You have a huge crowd watching you on my phone. Technically, we're all binging now.

[@bengtwashburn8585]

Glad you are enjoying it!

[@theafrican3752]

Congratulation Bengt. The 23 years you put into this are fruiting now. Your sets on KZbin are exceptionally hilarious.

[@childoftheeternalking2041]

He said he was doing comedy 26 years.

[@tmoon9297]

@@childoftheeternalking2041 ah but did you hear it 3 times?

[@cchikamba]

@@tmoon9297😂😂😂

[@janettucker3196]

"When I was your age, we had to wear out our own clothes."

[@dallasponder3396]

i remember cutting the knees out of my jeans then using a comb to make the threads flair out.

[@markgrant654]

As someone who lives in the spider belt, this is a serious problem. I'm glad someone is finally bringing the the spotlight. Dude, what ever your name is, 3 other people told me you were funny. So now it's fact.

[@treborironwolfe978]

I concur, lol. Favorite expression of the month: "ironic poverty".

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@treborironwolfe978 ive been doing ironic poverty for about 10 years now. i have 2 pairs of pants that dont have holes in them. i'll be able to buy a house soon.

[@jenynz5334]

I definitely live in the Spider Belt 😂😳🙊

[@mikecavazos7098]

The dignity skit was incredibly funny and darn accurate.

[@dumaskhan]

He really is too good for drybar. I don't mean that as a bad thing, there are a lot of comedians that are about thee levels below him. They aren't bad either, its just that he should be more famous.

[@mircat28]

He's good but he isn't that good.

[@luChewy8458]

I agree with you.

[@angelarasmussen1800]

@@mircat28 no way... He IS that good and my favorite on dry bar!

[@modsarebiggae5779]

Dry bar is becoming a top teir comedy source so...alot of the mainstream stuff is just so Amy Schumer.

[@12345678956824]

@@modsarebiggae5779 just so Amy Schumer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@resawhit2478]

Hahaha, oh no! 🤣🤣 Not butt ugly!

[@MHCSVNA]

WHAT A FANTASTIC SET!!! I think it's one of the best I've seen ...if not THE best. He's gonna be famous...He's gonna be famous...He's definitely gonna be famous

[@arkaniaknight6268]

I really love him! He's delivery is impeccable and the way he manages to keep straight face makes it even more funnier. He doesn't use the audience as a tool, he doesn't swear and he transitions very smoothly from topic to topic. If I wanted to start in stand up, I would gladly learn from him.

[@nancyanderson6404]

You are so hilarious. I laughed my head off and so did your audience. You should be famous

[@annhughes4992]

When I can't handle crazy world anymore and need to laugh, Bengt Washburn delivers.

[@hagif.4590]

I love this guy. He is so funny and witty. Saw some interviews with him and he's smart and down to earth guy. Thank you Bengt !

[@herdthistruth5962]

How comedians keep people laughing that long amazes me 🤯👍

[@billiee376]

3 drink minimum

[@Sithreis]

'butt ugly' very clever

[@rosesummers5075]

Thank you Washburn You are a great comedian. Love this one all day long.

[@SilencioG]

Why, thank you!

[@MerryClark]

Every once in a while I have to watch this

[@SilencioG]

Thank you for watching it.

[@maggsh7791]

"Our clothes were new, we looked ridiculous" 😂

[@TechWiz1983]

Love him, well deserved achievement after all these years of not giving up. Thank you for the laughter.

[@awesumpowerz6805]

Love This Guy!!! He's Hilarious!!! Would definitely see him in person!!!

[@tylerprince5532]

A rare time KZbin recommend was content I want and appreciated. Never heard of this guy and I watch Stand-Up obsessively

[@RMBlake007]

He did another session on Dry Bar...you should look it up. His material was just as good or better than this one!

[@bobdobolina6446]

Hilarious this guy always kills it

[@KowboyUSA]

This guy's really funny! 😂

[@MamaTtoB-P]

Oh my gosh Bengt is hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jules-dn9jl]

This guy is definitely a pro!!!!! So good. One of my favourites. :) Very intelligent.

[@122Music1]

Clever, funny guy. Well done set. Kudos. Not one vulgarity. Great material

[@Brngrojoy5315]

Yay!!!@ no vulgarity.

[@simonedegroot905]

I mean This is Drybar

[@shelbygreen5132]

Drybar doesn't allow vulgarity. It's a. Christian comedy venue

[@emeraIdhaze]

Actually, he used the word “stupid” several times

[@LibraNYC4ever]

Absolutely when you get rid of the vulgar words you really have to come up with great material. That was a little racist but accurate! 😅

[@irynpatience]

This guy is hilarious, I enjoyed every bit of his comedy. I'm an idiot myself

[@jakegingrich7214]

Knowing it's a joke, I laughed very hard at his Asian jokes lolol. Not racist at all.

[@eddietucker3334]

I hope this video kicks you into fame and fortune. Funny, funny stuff. And clean!

[@TheTechWizard-nr6qh]

This guy was amazing.

[@Cornpop-ex3vk]

I laughed my mask off.

[@denisekessler4371]

Laughed your mask off lol great 🤣

[@renforest]

@@denisekessler4371 the new Internet slang - lmmo 🤗

[@jesuschristiscallingyou953]

That's a new one, ha. BTW, have you heard David Fohe from 'Imisi?

[@Cornpop-ex3vk]

@@jesuschristiscallingyou953 what’s Imisi?

[@Cornpop-ex3vk]

@@jesuschristiscallingyou953 if you owe him money, then I’ll take it.

[@TheFrenchPug]

Saving to my favorites!

[@KowboyUSA]

Same here!

[@ohillbilly]

Still funny!!! Glad he's back for another showing!

[@greyeye5345]

Loved it! Extremely witty. I could see him in sitcom.

[@PMJ4EVERR]

I needed this break from the news. Thanks Bengt I’ll remember you and will call out your name and clap for you.

[@bengtwashburn8585]

You are welcome! Glad you enjoyed it.

[@scottbohe7047]

I thoroughly enjoyed this show! YOU should be famous Bengt!

[@colemanadamson5943]

Butt ugly part of the set - That was a great joke! The whole plastic surgery joke.... well done. You want to be famous? Just take the "g" out of your name. Trust me, it will work. I'm serious. This is my 3rd edit.....this guy is a great comic. Fabulous. The more I hear him, the more fabulously funny he is. Very well done sir.

[@chaveraoh]

The g in his name IS a part of his career puns.

[@marshwetland3808]

Yeah, I will definitely be watching this at least one more time.

[@ancientmingyu0604]

I love him 😂😂😂😂

[@heidiphillips990]

dude. That's funny, but dear, you are not ugly. He was just probably thinking you were the only one who could afford it.

[@Bruh-pl8uz]

hi

[@heidiphillips990]

@@Bruh-pl8uz hi

[@steveunderhill5935]

The joke was a set up for the punch line. He’s butt ugly.

[@lettheriver]

Its made up written material. It doesn't really happen called fiction. He is just a story teller. And since you believe him means he is good.

[@mysticswalk3086]

We love you comics even more during this season of lock down, thanks very much!

[@ronharmsen8466]

Bengt Washburn, that was a brilliant set! Bravo, Bengt Washburn. 👏👏 The ironic poverty and all *** tvs look alike were big crowd pleasers. Cant wait to hear more from Bengt Washburn. 🤣😂🤗

[@SilencioG]

Thanks Ron!

[@heidi681]

Wow Bengt, you are really good, my cheeks hurt from laughing!😁😄😆 I never heard of you before, but now i will never forget you. Going in my fav list and subscribing to your channel if you're made one. If you get to my area after covid19, definately bringing friends to your show!!! ❤ P.S. Thank You 😊

[@faysalkhodr7695]

He is really good and his voice is perfect for dry humor

[@user-or1ye3iz6d]

I absolutely love self-deprecating humor. Hilarious.

[@vortexpilot5096]

This guy's solid. Real comedy.

[@Fogaata]

This man is a genius!

[@JohnO318]

I have watched this set probably up to 10 times over the past few years, and it never gets old. It gets me laughing from beginning to end every single time.

[@gonebamboo4116]

Brilliant guy

[@Sir.K2]

This is I call it comedy 😂

[@ana-bh5bn]

Wow!!! Over the top genius, thank you Bengt and Dry Bar.

[@131mercy]

He is absolutely hilarious

[@bengtwashburn8585]

Thank you!

[@adriannenash9852]

Shredded pants are still in fashion; my granddaughter wore them to a family wedding recently! Unbelievable!

[@marshwetland3808]

Nasty! And she probably thought she looked nice, not like when I was a punk rocker with holey clothes - the attitude was intentional.

[@lorenzovonmatterhorn7402]

This guy killed it soo many times i was like NICEE :D

[@judyheim3949]

I love Dry Comedy because there are no comedians that can only be funny with shock value. These comedians are smart and have comedy down to an art.

[@tkarlmann]

This guy SHOULD be famous --- he's great!

[@NeonfxGraphics]

This guy is actually very good

[@camielstoop4430]

‘’Self knowledge is the source of all wisdom’’ great performance by the way!!

[@ripghotihook]

Always a laugh with Begnt.

[@luChewy8458]

So darn funny. No swearing remember? ☺😁🙋‍♀️🐱💜🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

[@youichiminagawa2554]

A famous plastic surgeon in my country's slogan is "It's not your fault if you were born ugly. But if you die ugly, it's all on you". And true to her word, her facial muscles can now barely move because of botox. It's all on her all right. ;)

[@AneriGS]

I can't breathe 😭🤣

[@roxxysjoy]

I found your comedy show tonight and you are hilarious. You have a gift and you’ll always be remembered after your standup shows. 🌸

[@bengtwashburn8585]

Thank you!

[@jenniferriggins9918]

I can remember destroying my wranglers from Goodwill w/scissors, steak knives & bleach to look like Madonna in the 80s & Courtney Love in the 90s...Crazy

[@yesiownfrodo]

Bhahahah. OK, that's laugh out loud funny! THANK YOU for that! :) "I still have to tell you who I am."

[@estherhemming2314]

I have watched this set of yours a few times now Bend, and I still laugh 😂 every time as much as the last time. You are famous to me

[@atheno892]

What a legend, incredible performance

[@parker_smith72]

"Bed time at 8 that's stupid"😆🤣😆😆

[@josephinekautuka4051]

On a similar note, I can't believe we depend on what happened in the past so much we even carry out 'whole' law procedures depending on how another law procedure was done in the past

[@denisestinnett4414]

Many years ago it was also popular to wear torn up jeans. My sister and I took our new jeans and tied rocks up in the legs and pockets, then proceeded to drag them behind our bikes. Our mom went ballistic when she saw we had completely ruined our new jeans. 😬

[@dianedonohue9855]

You material and timing are fabulous. Never stop doing this! I'm sharing your video everywhere! 👍

[@SilencioG]

Thanks Diane!