DSP $2 Elden Ring Disaster Stream. Dies Over 25 Times. 🤣

[@jeffoff7795]

He doesn't deserve the $2.

[@TheUlquiorraCifer]

he deserves to lose everything he's ever been given, you're right

[@StayHungry41]

"Figures, it has to be the night before our coop!" Any normal husband would be like "I'm sorry you're feeling awful, babe. I can take the night off work to cook for you so you can get some rest. Do you want me to go to the store and get some medicine? Maybe some ginger ale? I'll be quiet so you can go to bed and take a nap." Not Phil! He's just upset his little cash cow has a tummyache. Muh wife ruined my plans! Absolutely vile human being.

[@AllianceSpectreKeener]

She needs to divorce him. She doesn't deserves this kind of attitude and treatment

[@airiakizuki5592]

@@AllianceSpectreKeener i dont think shes smart enough. knowing what detractors know she has a 99% chance to win all his shit. its even Washington state. the only worse state for phil is probably California.

[@sdasdasdsaddas]

@@AllianceSpectreKeener she prob wont cause she looks like the stereotypical co dependant person. sadly these people wont leave EVER.

[@papayer]

​@@AllianceSpectreKeenerHow this cretin managed to marry anyone having burned brudges with every single person he's met in his life is insane. Listening to his voice alone is like nails on a chalkboard, and his mug is like a FNAF jumpscare. I can't imagine spending longer than 10 seconds in a room with him let alone 7 years.

[@left-2-write28]

​@@sdasdasdsaddas it's even less likely since I doubt she has any real life friends that would normally be the ones trying to convince her to leave.

[@savageone3195]

The only reason he died so much is because those bosses are clearly pattern play, mashing, no skill scrubs who only beat him because they abused the bad online connection... 😆 You can tell he's getting annoyed with kat not doing the co op streams so he can milk her for views and tips.

[@CrampleSmarf]

ONLINE GODSKIN WARRIORRRRRRRRRRR!

[@funnycrash88]

Kat would rather be sick than play video games with this little man baby! 😂

[@ericsbuds]

who can blame her! don't know why she'd marry him if thats the case though. who knows.

[@Oddrat255]

Doubt she’s even sick. She just wants nothing to do with the pigroach and who can blame her.

[@Oddrat255]

@@ericsbuds She married him for free rent and all the doordash she can eat

[@_CrimsonBlade]

Tyrone is satisfying all her needs

[@left-2-write28]

@@_CrimsonBlade is there actual evidence to that or is this just a (hilarious) meme in the community to piss off Phil?

[@roostercogburn3591]

“i can’t jump, game won’t let me jump!” he yells, as his character visibly jumps on-screen

[@SupremeCommanderBaiser]

Delayed inputs dood!

[@Proppa-Gander]

Lag dood xx

[@ericsbuds]

he did everything right

[@papayer]

I see he's reached a point where he gaslights things that are visibly happening on screen in real time in front of real people

[@phattyfresh]

@@papayerback when catroller was making videos there was a COD video where Dave died and was watching the kill cam and said “what you saw wasn’t what actually happened”

[@dinosaur8702]

Kat & Phil are the pigskin duo

[@tjstarzz9231]

The Godsnort Duo

[@TJtbh45]

See, here's the thing about magic You need INTELLIGENCE to use it

[@NavaDownSouth]

If only he could ban these try hard boss characters and skip to the next section

[@mediademon90]

Lol DSP really hates Doody for saying the only detractor channel hes watching is Doody streams.

[@od1401]

You can tell he's trying not to rage hard on the game and get all toxic lol. "Nothing I can do". Never seen someone so afraid of admitting fault in my life, he must have extreme narcissistic tendencies.

[@ericsbuds]

agreed. its never him. standard dave script.

[@mooganify]

Obviously

[@moejuggler6033]

He pressed roll perfectly but the PS5 is dropping his frames, and the dragon is using scrub pattern play.

[@T171OO]

Kat obviously just doesn’t want to go on the stream, come on Phil time to read between the lines.

[@LyhneInc]

Nothing he could do dood, Khet got stomach issues after eating 50 Big Macs for lunch.

[@jeffoff7795]

I feel like he's aware but he's trying to save face. I don't expect him to bring it up again. It's possible that their relationship is so broken that she doesn't actually say what she means and resorts to making up lame reasons not to do it. In that case, Phil might be clueless enough to miss her giant hints. And I do mean giant.

[@airiakizuki5592]

if he admits it hell treat it as a failure and this moron cant have that. protect that man-baby ego at all costs!!!

[@OddShapedHead_Phil]

@@LyhneIncso a light lunch for Khet?

[@left-2-write28]

Yeah, it's infuriating how obvious it is that she wants nothing to do with his streams yet he keeps trying to press the issue. Like goddamn, I don't care what the context is, if someone cancels last minute the day of plans three times in a row, THEY OBVIOUSLY DONT WANT TO DO IT

[@punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693]

I know what happened to Kat. Last night must have been the "push the beds together" once a year night per the roommate agreement and going through that 5 minutes disgusted her so much she is still feeling sick.

[@Ashkihyena]

“At any moment I can pick up a controller and play any game at a professional level”

[@LowTierScrub]

We are still waiting for that moment 💀

[@sdasdasdsaddas]

lol same things wings says. true delu lu

[@DJMcFlinty]

1 of the best overall gamers in the country

[@bogartwilley]

Whoever made the comment about Selzin Blue was GODLY! That's an OLD OLD OLD detractor meme! For those unaware just lookup "DSP song goin back in time"

[@NekkoTheOdd]

"Wow, that spell is terrible." surely that had nothing to do with him casting while the godskin was inches from him.

[@BrutalJambon]

And while stuck between a giant pillar and the wall

[@maddcatzsminions3493]

Way to go ladies and gentlemen this is what he needs to do every night no tips I'd be happy if everyone didn't tip

[@LUX711]

If one whale doesn’t show up, Phil’s real state-of-the-stream is on full display. Once 1mm / Jeff is gone (he will be gone soon Phil is becoming increasingly rude to him on a daily basis now) only cvck oic will be left. And he will lose interest eventually too

[@Alxmir23]

1mm skipped a single day and dsp acted weird. plus dsp always has power issues with his whales. they keep alive but he sill have to appear like hes in charge. 1mm is wiser than that

[@Modifiedtaco]

Who are these people? I don’t get how his bank account can be “socially engineered”, but no one can get his donators names? I’m surprised they haven’t been doxxed in mass.

[@pheonixgray6078]

Yea I can't believe 1mm is putting up with this much so far. He's already called out his disrespect on a couple occasions yet still gives him money. I swear these dents have humiliation fetishes

[@ericsbuds]

a good amount of people who give him money get shit talked from what i see. its disgusting behavior by phil.

[@Alxmir23]

@@Modifiedtaco supposedly they had the first few numbers of his social number. they just tried a few combinations. then they used it with other information he stupidedly leaked himself

[@jeffoff7795]

I bet Kat makes the same excuses on "intimacy night". I'm sure if it's a thing Phil puts it on the schedule. "I'm just doing a chill stream, honey. That way I'll have the energy for our "intimacy night". What do I mean by that? Well..."

[@MrMimicMonster]

Yeah, Phil has definitely been hearing, "Not tonight, I have a headache" for years

[@angry_zergling]

"For those who don't know, an 'intimacy night' is a night or evening when a professional, mature adult man and his -mom- wife..."

[@left-2-write28]

What is so strange is how he avoids anything and everything even remotely sexual in games like it's the plague.

[@DJMcFlinty]

Dave's the one avoiding that night

[@trolldonlolol96]

@@left-2-write28 thats the sign of a sexually frustrated man

[@doublebogey6273]

He should mention that the lack of tips is killing his wife. The only thing that can save khet now is huge donations

[@left-2-write28]

I mean, you aren't necessarily wrong. DoorDash is expensive, after all.

[@-suphur]

He used the wrong flask? He had to admit to his mistake because it was obvious. It shines light on the "dropped inputs" and "I didn't press that/chose that!" during his SF6 bouts.

[@kevinfinnerty69]

It pains me to watch him actually try and run away from the Godskin Noble’s rolling attack. Then he casts a powerful gravity spell when the Godskin Apostle is right in front of him. This must be what it feels like when SF players watch Phil’s SF6 copefests

[@pheonixgray6078]

Right? Us elden ring players finally get to see and understand exactly why he's trash in a medium we understand 😂

[@bluntlythebear1525]

As a call of duty guy, watching the TIHYDPs of him playing said game is fucking horrible, mf has no awareness

[@askoll01]

Yeah, I play fighting games and Phil is the definition of scrub, constantly mashing reversals on wake up, refuses to block, normally using parry since it blocks high and low cause he doesn’t know how to block, refuses to play neutral, using blanka ball to skip neutral like the scrub he is, and he uses big reward but unsafe moves, straight up refusing to tech throws, but then he spams throw for no reason, and he doesn’t adapt, he brute forces his way through with this shit gameplay. Watching Phil play like a scrub and then insult other people and accusing them of being scrubs is so frustrating to me

[@fatkhetburnell]

"The game cheated." "Where's my move, there's so much lag." You'd think he'd get tired of that same excuses.

[@BrutalJambon]

"The game cheated because the boss used one of his known attack" is one hell of a cope lmao. Also yet again he's strangely the only one playing ER with "monster lag" on rolls. What I think is happening is that he doesn't understand that he can't roll if he already started another action like taking a potion of starting an attack - you're "stuck" in the animation and you can't insta cancel most of the time. This is basically to punish not making the right choice at the right timing. But hey he also doesn't seem to know or understand s since he's raging against getting hit during a roll. It's only something present in all FromSoft games, how could he know, he did everything right !

[@InfestedJester]

Second time using the Darkmoon Greatsword, still doesn't know how to utilize one of the best weapon skills in the game 🤦‍♂️ Casts Night Mist and stands still in it losing 50% of his health bar 😄 Hopeless, he's completely fucking hopeless.

[@LudwigVon]

I noticed this too but imagine if he figures it out, it'll be even more boring. He'll use it on everything

[@bunsintodreams]

I love how against the big dragon, Phil literally watches it start up firing multiple laser beam mouth attacks, then his gin-ridden brain decides THATS the time to start his own long cast animations lol.

[@chrisdanks6447]

With dsp,ALL roads lead to begtown,and victimville.

[@CrookedSight0]

Le vile victim

[@MaztRPwn]

Why didn’t he use the NPC summon sign right outside the other fog door and use the Solar Kamehameha spell? Godskin Apostles are a pain so you’d better be using every little advantage to beat em or be strong af.

[@omegaweapon116]

I guess he wants to do it without any help but it's not looking good

[@donfanucci1766]

I feel like kat is crying out for help to Phil’s chat by scheduling and cancelling Phil’s streams. I think she’s stuck in a abusive relationship

[@Foxhound3857]

The salt is great but I don’t consider it a true $2 stream unless he only got $2 for the entire stream including the podcast segment.

[@airiakizuki5592]

$58 if i recall. so 60 bucks i guess

[@papayer]

'Game cheated' holy shit this guy

[@gregofthelake]

And, sick as she was, she still had to cook dinner for the king.

[@Hulkdude2099]

"Dude, nothing i could do" what a classic.

[@griffgarris0n]

The game volume is so damn loud😂

[@devour1372]

Seeing Phil run laps and spam heal while not locked onto enemies makes me happy. Hes always so shocked when he dies.

[@sleepless9326]

Hes like a 5 year old he keeps saying the games cheating the controllers broke anytuing but hey maybe im just not that good at this game

[@punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693]

Does Phil ever fight, or does he constantly run with the occasional long range shot?

[@J.A.Z-TheMortal]

11:02 this is the kind of stuff that make me hate him so much. The hypocrisy of thanking yet begging for more. He has no shame anything to avoid getting a real job.

[@ItsmeVel]

DSP's Elden Ring build is a certified snoozer 😴

[@dvaritek434]

Doordash took out the horse.... 😂

[@randomname4344]

Bro that's what I was thinking 😂😂😂😂

[@Magnum062]

She got a Popeyes family meal for a light snack and guess it didn't sit well.

[@OnlyGhostType]

2 things. One, phil coupd careless if cat was actually sick or not. He made it all about him and the only concern he has was that she didnt come on for his stream. Second, phil and i actually have something in common.... We both watch doody streams

[@luism8130]

Phil is so done.

[@whinegummi6329]

Makes to much money to be done sadly

[@RageBaiterGuy]

She doesn't wanna play with him thats why shes "sick" again 😂

[@lizzaroo]

"I totally didn't want to lock on" clicking the right stick to lock on is one of the most deliberate actions you can make on a controller, if only Phil could admit he simply played poorly for once in his life and just move on after.

[@spicylatinkarl86]

"At anytime i can pick up a controller, and play any game at a professional level" grug says

[@CrampleSmarf]

You say piggy, I say hero. You say terrible at games, I say pro gamer. You say hermit, I say family man. You say asshole, I say father. A Poem By Derich

[@ProfessorxVile]

I wrote this haiku About my love for Phil's feet And strong noodle arms - Derich "The Canadian Coomer" Ip

[@CrampleSmarf]

@ProfessorxVile Nah that's better than anything Derich could come up with.

[@Frithonor]

Ok, wait...WAIT!!! He screwed up, died, and said in a clear voice, "Ohhhh, that was totally my fault...100%." 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[@ihvojd]

Has the day of reckoning come?!

[@DispairNL]

"Has too be the day before i can milk you" Thats the correct sentence!

[@MattyLight816]

Breaking news! Kat is pregnant! 😂

[@left-2-write28]

oh no

[@DJDeeCee747]

"We killed each other.. haha... we killed each other" Now now Philbert, no spoiler titles for the next co-op stream...

[@Mobskull]

His loving marriage shows less happiness than a PTSD diagnosed dog... like bro

[@hazesion615]

online lag!!! the dragon is using lag switch!!! the dragon connection is shit must be wifi!!!!

[@Derwood_McSlovich]

Poor guy, why does Elden Ring have to be such a detractor?

[@andrewthorsten3809]

those two detractors just mashed jab free comboed till phil couldn't take it anymore and he flung himself off a cliff.

[@Magnum062]

eh. Only sub $50 total streams are worth making fun of at this point.

[@FriedShrimp04]

Only Phil could miss a barn sized dragon with a meteor shower spell.

[@Irishslag]

Khat better stop avoiding work so she can help save the business

[@zstrode.8953]

He clearly cares about his horses health! I believe this is an absolute LIE! next time, there will be another LIE! 😂

[@noble_wine]

Why is Phail playing Eldin Ring again. Gotta milk this game more I guess.

[@jakubwroblewski7261]

"How is Khat doing today" "UUUmmm, she is fine. She is recovering from ummmm, aaaaa, snort..."

[@thebigbient8736]

hes so bad at this game lol cast a 5 second spell as the guy is winding up to kill you, nice pigroach.

[@floridasickboy]

Also he shouldn’t say Kat had “trouble sleeping” he should say Kat had “trouble hibernating”

[@Silenthilldude87]

murphy's law was a detractor

[@Deadman1000]

Watching Phil play a game that requires any sort of thinking or strategy is like watching a child do calculus. Hopeless 😂

[@requiemagent3014]

He uses the Darkmoon Greatsword. Arguably one of the best PvE weapons in this game. The game almost plays itself with that thing. How is he this bad

[@doublebogey6273]

"Professional" gamer at work

[@thebigbient8736]

saying thank you in an advance isn't an excuse to constantly beg

[@B.A.Killington]

Weird. It dropped his inputs in a single player game

[@MisterGoofy]

"The game is cheating" 😅😅😅

[@TargetRenegade]

People go on about viewers having parasocial relationships with the streamers they watch. With Phil here, it's the other way around. If he didn't have the Dent headed whales, he'd have no one.

[@Kaahthulu]

Good Riddance 🤧😂😂

[@anthony6929]

The shit that stresses him out omg. All that stress of leaving the house to do anything or ordering everything

[@gwoody4003]

Can't believe his plan didn't work. You see all the best players standing still taking hits to the face, completely ignoring the attack patterns of the boss and doing the same exact failed strategy every single time.

[@ManCheetah294]

"My stomach sucks" - Fat Khat ,2024. Truly a visionary.

[@StarStarbreez]

the dragon boss brings back dark souls memories dragon knocks him down stairs DUDE nothing i could dooo * belch snort *

[@OddShapedHead_Phil]

$2 too much.

[@gwoody4003]

I would bet Kat "doesn't feel well" and has a lot of "bad headaches" when it comes to doing anything with Phil. She works a total of 12 hours a week, so she is undoubtedly burned out all the time too. I know I need 4 days to recover from a 6 hour shift of standing around..

[@Walter_Sobchak_43]

The low money streams make me unreasonably happy. I don't care if you make six figures or minimum wage, you gotta love when Phil makes BELOW minimum wage for the entire day. The Whales overspent their SSI checks. ♿♿♿Gwet Fuk'd!

[@zad_time_reload420]

She actually doesn't like him, detractors were right all along. Imagine getting married for food😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@elainewalls1965]

Of course the game is cheating. 😂

[@wildwest1832]

its funny watching DSP stand there and mash his spells or heals. A giant attack, and DSP never even moves lol

[@richardgarner2510]

In fairness I just beat the Dragonlord on NG+9 yesterday after a few hours of trying, he is a nightmare!

[@DaGoblinHour]

Kat using the same excuses for not being able to sleep with him

[@BrutalJambon]

Honestly impressive to have that much of an issue with such a broken magic build. Professional Gamer guyz

[@Unlaufulporg]

11:35 i love that he spends all that time buffing just to whiff his spell and get destroyed

[@youtubecrack]

It's really wild that every game this dude plays just seems to be bugged out. Drops his inputs. Laggs. I'm starting to not believe a word he says.

[@SirBranDon24]

"you being sick is ruining the business dood!"

[@JoeyCentral]

IT's amazing how bad he is at just about any video game he plays. The only one he has any kind of skill at is Street Fighter and even then, any decent player with MU knowledge to shut down his gimmicks and force him to play neutral he sucks at. The dude literally started channeling Astel Meteor Storm as Placidusax was beginning to fire up his breath attack. And the worst part of all is that he is playing the most cheesiest kind of build in the game and yet still is getting his ass kicked. It just sucks that his chat is going to get him to get night comet. That spell alone will trivialize Malenia and Carian Slicer will trivialize the last two bosses.

[@KylleH]

Lets see today sharehold report. - Super low support game and no hat goal. - Left from prestream with 54$ - gameplay segment 2$. - Failed hat goal streak: 03 -Khat rage quit co-op forever and 1mm only tipped 10$ this time, due to him being mad yesterday at phil. Big LLLs.

[@IamTony666]

His style of playing which is basically spamming magic is infuriating. You can't even call this fun. This is literally the equivalent of button mashing on SF.

[@armorgiraffe]

this dude did a magic spell that has a shitton of start up at close range instead of after the first one, when he was close, roll in and get some melee hits in..

[@LudwigVon]

"totally my fault 100%" He says while playing a single.player game.

[@argyle1987]

Right…agreed….right….agreed this guy even has boring conversations with himself. No wonder kat makes any excuse not to be around him…15 years in the business and he sounds like any other streamer on twitch during their first year after the initial excitement has gone.

[@vanguarddnice]

@Doody streams thank you for. I'm definitely use this in upcoming Vid cause this was to funny lol

[@T0nKaM0E]

Azula knew what it was doing!

[@luciainvicta5553]

There is such an easy way to fix this "co-op" stream. It is so obvious that Kat doesnt want to be on stream with him, all Phil has to do is play an actual co-op game, not this "passing the controller" bullshit. They can play Helldivers together while being in different rooms or literally any other game that has co-op built in, but no, Phil has to do co-op games what he thinks is co-op but literally nobody else does.

[@BroyouKnowwhoitis]

as a elden ring player this pains me because he has a cheese magic build the best weapons and spells and is still complaining and dying it's obvious he googled the best build put it on and expected to be whizzing through the game

[@BroyouKnowwhoitis]

also hes in the middle of casting a spell and in the game when you cast a spell or incantation it blocks you from rolling to finish the spell and he's complaining how its a "delay" when its a game mechanic

[@milkinobama8160]

You aren’t supposed to dodge the fat godskin noble roll attacks. Every time you fight one the boss arena has places where you can hide behind so you won’t get hit.

[@UniverseGamingTCG]

A 90 year old has a better reaction timing than you Phil.

[@trashcat7501]

Black fire ball isnt a "homing spell".....

[@quarksidious]

I'm so confused because he has a broken OP magic build but dies constantly to mobs and mini bosses. Like how? and WTF is he swinging at half the time? Godskin Duo isn't even one of the harder fights in the game!