He has a very unique voice, a voice that I genuinely hate so much.
@mauriciohiure219225 күн бұрын
his annoying ass voice fits perfectly his lolcow status, it's like god had plans for him from the start lol
@Karthaen25 күн бұрын
Biologically designed to be as unlikeable as possible. Can you name one redeeming quality about him?
@zombieclown1825 күн бұрын
@@Karthaen he doesnt leave his house other than that nothing
@Pillshere3125 күн бұрын
he sounds like a nerdy little british word for cigarette.
@papayer25 күн бұрын
Goes well with the valley girl tone and making every sentence sound like a question.
@MrOnay-px1jx25 күн бұрын
Tax dodger calling restreaming illegal lol
@innocentorphan121325 күн бұрын
Love how he checks all the typical boxes of lolcows. Thinks he's some buff super strong macho man when he's a drooping out of shape balding fatty. Thinks he can take anything and everything to court and win easily but "I'm too busy". Thinks he's the most hilarious, intelligent person on the planet, but no one is willing to give him the chance to listen to how great he is.
@skylardark344525 күн бұрын
Imagine shilling for the IRS to spite Phil
@Mastermind18B25 күн бұрын
@@skylardark3445 I think most people agree with negative opinions regarding the IRS. However, he's simply pointing out the hypocrisy since we've heard Phil defraud the government by lying about his "5 thousands dollars a month" in business expenses.
@michael67410025 күн бұрын
@@skylardark3445 Just calling out hypocrisy Phil has committed many more crimes and wasn't caught for some of them. Its just rich for him to say oh this is illegal when he himself doenst care whether or not anything is illegal if he can get away with it and it makes him money he will do it.
@jmillz734024 күн бұрын
Yeah I mean fuck the irs lol I’d dodge em too hahahah
@DSPTriesItMemology10125 күн бұрын
Damn, those "friends" cooked him and killed his streak in an span of 2 days
@anomishfish25 күн бұрын
Knowing the histories of Warski and Triple P, it was inevitable
@ghostlywinds533425 күн бұрын
Phil deserves no friends
@ChubbyTheEwok25 күн бұрын
Felted
@hemogoblin6925 күн бұрын
Pls make more politics videos
@asura4825 күн бұрын
Current dsp clown cycle: -start some meaningless streak for you giving him munny -beg khanstantly for said streak to continue -repeat process, eat greasy food you always eat but on camera as a reward for the streak -streak dies bc your viewers are not endless ATM's -make countless excuses for why it ended, cope and seethe -beg for new streak
@dannyjack65925 күн бұрын
Amazes me that a reward for giving him money is to watch him literally stuff your money in his mouth. I mean if that is your audience then it makes sense to not have any respect for them.
@chaptermastermarneuscalgar692625 күн бұрын
It's not really anything because he's been doing this since 2020.
@Ashkihyena25 күн бұрын
It’s everyone’s fault but Phil’s, as usual.
@skylardark344525 күн бұрын
You could never dream of making as much money to blow it on jpegs. Keep jealousy watching
@innocentorphan121325 күн бұрын
His heart didn't grow three sizes. His greed did. And his head.
@NoWittyNameDevised25 күн бұрын
You forgot his moobs. They've grown at least three bra sizes as well.
@StationaryBeggar25 күн бұрын
His gout crystals too
@papayer25 күн бұрын
His hairline receded 3 inches.
@UnFun--_--24 күн бұрын
Breast size. Just sayin'
@razorsharp564325 күн бұрын
Let it sink in that the goal for Stellar Blade was 276 streams straight with Phil's goal hit. That's over 40,000 dollars, many people's yearly salary, to play one video game.
@Lum202225 күн бұрын
The dents are never going to get their Stellar Blade playthrough, and they’re sadly too regarded to understand that.
@l.i.m.bcommander25 күн бұрын
Also keep in mind that he necessarily doesn't have to finish Stellar Blade....
@harinezumi738925 күн бұрын
and he would just shit on it anyway
@BIGGBAGA25 күн бұрын
but youre not factoring all the feasting with daves along the way , thats all apart of his rewards lol .
@GabrielAKAFinn25 күн бұрын
And not one of those dollars were saved. They went right to Tanqueray's bank roll
@GoutLord6925 күн бұрын
This is truly unbelievable. He needs to be banned from KZbin immediately. He’s literally lying, scamming, and grifting people of their money.
@CampingJunkies25 күн бұрын
If there dumb enough to pay I mean not his fault it’s theirs
@skylardark344525 күн бұрын
Keep crying
@jkdman200725 күн бұрын
We find the man. 😂
@UnFun--_--24 күн бұрын
Exactly my feelings
@cerebralisk25 күн бұрын
he actually admitted restreamers aren't harming his business when he said their viewers wouldn't watch him either way
@innocentorphan121325 күн бұрын
Love that recent rambling where he told restream viewers to just come on over to his real stream, come hang out guys. But like 90% of the people in restream chats are already permanently banned in your chat DSP, so, uh, what?
@RoflCopter72625 күн бұрын
90% of the people in his actual chat are LARPers too.
@42words25 күн бұрын
I'll see you and raise: he basically just admitted that there's no audience for him at face value, but that there _is_ an audience that will tune in to watch people pointing and laughing at how terrible he is at everything
@kammpy25 күн бұрын
@@42wordsdude wants 30k to play a game 😂😂😂😂
@42words25 күн бұрын
@@kammpy _...badly_
@angry_zergling25 күн бұрын
"Triple P - that's what I call him, Triple P." He says that every single time he mentions him.
@Necroverse1925 күн бұрын
He's no longer a fan of wrestling, but calling his "friend" a name that's clearly inspired by Triple H.
@IbramGaunt25 күн бұрын
Love how he pretends he doesn’t dye his hair
@nailmcnugget928425 күн бұрын
Grey beard, boot polish black hair. It's so jarring that it's so obvious
@Izak_Klark25 күн бұрын
I don't believe he would do it properly if he tried.
@bloodgodalucard476925 күн бұрын
@@Izak_Klark He'd just pay his "hairdresser" to do it.
@ShooterMcGavin87025 күн бұрын
You should read the reviews for Curls and Twirls in Covington, WA. 🤣
@Necroverse1925 күн бұрын
@@Izak_Klarkhe definitely does it though. Just look at his mess of a goatee and how grey it is, then look at his hair and see that it's jet black with no signs of greying.
@AgeofAlpharius25 күн бұрын
"sorry Phil, I gotta work" "well that's it then, streak is over"🤣
@omega_sauce25 күн бұрын
"I just gave you a discount" 😂 A discount on how much I'm begging you for before I give you a "reward"
@carlospraseresjunior322625 күн бұрын
"- Phil, your fans want to see you play this game but not all of us have money. - I don't care." I mean, I already knew that, but damn
@limecatcher148225 күн бұрын
phil is 007 0 goals hit 0 streaks 7 gin bottles emptied
@nonfatalfonso25 күн бұрын
shaken on the a & y axis, not stirred... ack ack ack
@xarath526925 күн бұрын
He acknowledges that Kino is more popular than he is. He's so close to seeing that he just isn't entertaining to watch beyond begging, bitching, and raging. I don't think he'll ever accept accountability. That's just not in his nature.
@Lum202225 күн бұрын
You can thank Linda and Dave for that. They fucked the brat up beyond saving.
@Dre2Dee225 күн бұрын
you dont need to be Sigmund Frued to see he behaves exactly like his over-bearing, annoying guilt tripping mother
@dorkasaurus_rex24 күн бұрын
He can't admit it because it would destroy him. Narcissism is the ultimate cope and denial.
@rabbyd54225 күн бұрын
"I gave you a discount." Lmao.
@suisei904025 күн бұрын
Thank you Phil for gracing us with another chance to watch you eat fast food 🙏
@tjstarzz923125 күн бұрын
"I just gave you a discount" LMAO
@Ih8you25 күн бұрын
phils hairline is absolutely insane
@GLedouche25 күн бұрын
“If one of my three supporters don’t pony up money, the goal doesn’t count.”
@dhoyda25 күн бұрын
DSP: "I'm going to do DSP Tries it anyway even though the streak ended" Also DSP: "If I just play Stellar Blade without hitting the goal, I would just be giving it away. I can't do that!"
@WeCareAlot469325 күн бұрын
That's because all he actually cares about is having an excuse to eat fast food
@Pochitadesu25 күн бұрын
I love how he just knows it is just one person supporting him at this point
@SlagLPs25 күн бұрын
His chin looks so weird
@joeycharmed25 күн бұрын
Which one? 😅
@papayer25 күн бұрын
If you see him without the goatee he has negative chin. It's why he has that patchy mess. It's hilarious.
@kenshii9d14725 күн бұрын
it's the crappy beard he's got. looks terrible
@nordicomsystems884125 күн бұрын
He mocks his fans to their faces and they're too dented to realize it. And the few people who did break Pignosis and spoke up? Ban ban ban ban ban. Gone!
@GabagoolGang25 күн бұрын
forever
@devinbuerger583225 күн бұрын
DSP being anti-socialist yet his entire livelihood depends on his communities generosity
@Spicyfella25 күн бұрын
Wow, only $15k? Step it up whales.
@Iridium-77-g25 күн бұрын
First he couldn't merge superchats and membership counters with tips. Then he merged it just to have a number go up. Then, he claimed that even if he gets more than 150 it doesn't count for next day because the streak has to be every stream. Then he caved and now it does count, but only if its 300 or more. This is what "success" looks like, and that's assuming the tips aren't faked.
@DSPsWifesBF25 күн бұрын
The “Cope Alert” had me chuckling
@leradmuiel763425 күн бұрын
Here we go again, Phil thinking he knows the law.
@AnomymAnonym25 күн бұрын
Man, the guy put on a Santa hat and all, thought he would finally would show kindness and some nice words for the holidays to his few loyal fans...but no, he asked for more money.
@Swollen__Dingus25 күн бұрын
When Phil says "Triple P" told him not to count political streams as part of the streak and then goes into the whole cope rationalization to justify it and put words in PPP's mouth, all of that is BS and a lie lol. All PPP suggested last night,in jest, was that the streak itself is bullshit semantic nonsense coordinated entirely by Phil (true) so just say it doesn't count and continue it anyway. The stuff about Phil's "regular audience" not tuning in or whatever he said PPP told him afterward is all supplementary make em up fanfiction by Phil, probably to pawn responsibility of the decision to continue the streak to PPP if people criticize it.
@kryskiller66625 күн бұрын
Imma just state the fact that the first step in the five stages of grief is indeed, denial.
@AwesomePossumsareAwesome25 күн бұрын
Its just the first four stages though, as I highly doubt he will ever reach acceptance.
@papayer25 күн бұрын
He's permanently stuck at denial, ocassionally he bargains to make himself feel better.
@Andyyy4825 күн бұрын
you just need to pay me 100 streams a row to play a game, what a gift😂
@Posidevv25 күн бұрын
Kino streaming: "They're back. They hot. Everyone wants to watch them." Always shifting blame.
@ruminating159625 күн бұрын
9:00 he just contradicted himself. It's okay for the goal to stop, but he still will "reward" his fans by stuffing his face with disgusting fast food. But PLAYING AN ACTUAL GAME WHICH IS HIS FULL TIME JOB IS A NO GO. Just drop the act and stop playing games on stream Phil. Be like Amberlynn and just stuff your face.
@urameshi3425 күн бұрын
The greed of this guy…reprehensible
@mcjackson419825 күн бұрын
for someone who always mentions it's not about the money it seems like it is really about the money
@dannyjack65925 күн бұрын
Amazing how he is such a compulsive liar but lacks the brains to truly capitalize on it.
@MidTierVillain25 күн бұрын
@@dannyjack659 ☝️this is the take!
@soonforget25 күн бұрын
He’ll eventually get that streak back on track by not counting any of the streams where he doesn’t hit it. That’ll show the trolls. Dude has hit a new level of nuts.
@nathanielbeven905225 күн бұрын
or by, you know, just making up huge fake tips like always.
@debatenothing567625 күн бұрын
@@nathanielbeven9052 he can't keep those up every day, the day the streak died he faked a $30 tip to "motivate" his viewers and still nobody cared lol
@chaptermastermarneuscalgar692625 күн бұрын
Or he'll start another streak in a few weeks or months because he's been trying to make a new streak stick ever since the first one ended back in 2020, which kind of shows you how much it ruined him.
@soonforget25 күн бұрын
I must be psychic because that’s’ literally what he ended up deciding to do 😂😂😂
@chaptermastermarneuscalgar692625 күн бұрын
@@soonforget Not really because he basically got rid of the "streak" and is instead doing a running tally of how many times he hits the tips goal because he finally realized his streaks are doomed to fail at some point.
@BovineIntervention25 күн бұрын
Bro just does whatever PPP says 😂😂
@Iridium-77-g25 күн бұрын
Reverse Pignosis. A PPPignosis, if you will.
@ReaperCH9025 күн бұрын
DSP just does what he wants to understand PPP saying to him.
@TheCrane288025 күн бұрын
His mouth is so crooked 😂😂😂
@MedighJuh25 күн бұрын
"It's not always the same 5 people who support guise" Streak ends.
@SB_Wayne25 күн бұрын
13:13 And I thought that Rich spamming that applause clip on his soundboard was as pathetic as it could get. Jesus Christ, Felipe.
@nailmcnugget928425 күн бұрын
All this coping and his first stream with gaming fails to hit the goal 😂😂😂
@PenguinWithInternetAccess25 күн бұрын
man I'm glad he understood that making everything about the streak was a bad idea from the joon doc 😂
@BMur_25 күн бұрын
Phil was given a life line , grabbed the quick cash instead , and now we are here. Never change Phil.
@hatsuneelissu592425 күн бұрын
Imagine if all phil's viewers jumped over to kino casino streams lol
@RockerDefeater25 күн бұрын
14:10 THIS is why phil will ALWAYS get made fun of. He can't even be happy unless the money is given to HIM.
@Lum202225 күн бұрын
$14.250 (minimum) apparently wasn’t enough for him to play Stellar Blade for his audience who keep him afloat.
@PeaceCannon24 күн бұрын
I would argue there is nothing more socialist than bailing out personal bankruptcy.
@CasualRacerRed25 күн бұрын
The greed is massively strong 💪
@psionoblast537925 күн бұрын
Fun fact: He did not hit the goal this stream. He was sadly forced to eat frozen pre made meatloaf and not popeyes.
@paco166725 күн бұрын
Watching this after the streak failing to take off just now is glorious
@NotTrollinbro25 күн бұрын
Phill knows all this about his "streak." He ended it to punish his audience.
@lilchief200725 күн бұрын
This guy can’t change the rules of a “streak” to your liking, if you do or “don’t count it” on certain days, then is it really a “streak”? What a miserable person. Truly never his fault and can’t look in the mirror to that he’s so boring and uninteresting
@aladdin_4life25 күн бұрын
Ai can never replicate how insufferable he is
@devour137225 күн бұрын
What a douche - I feel bad for Phil's supporters who wanted to see him play Stellar Blade. Find a nice streamer who will do it for free.
@emoslovelemons24 күн бұрын
The backdown from the 270+ streak to 100 is crazy. Coward.
@ThiagoHaomaru25 күн бұрын
13:38 OIC is crying downstairs. :(
@KrowleyPineapples77725 күн бұрын
Based on your reactions to even Fictional women Philbert everyone can tell you haven't gotten much action at all in your life. Its all very weird and cringe. That's what people think philly boy
@2for99cents25 күн бұрын
He just cant let it be. Move on to the next day. Its an Excuse for everything.
@Afroman183724 күн бұрын
9:05 playing a game his viewers want to see without forcing them to give money makes it a socialist stream 😂😂😂
@Kawiboy24 күн бұрын
Those SAME teens are "Grown up" now 😆😵💫 and are the ONLY one's still "Contributing" their Lunch Money to The Toe Walker driving the Short Bus for'em Still 👏🏼 Absolutely Phenomenal Business Phyllis has goin there 😂✌🏼
@KingDusk27824 күн бұрын
He makes it sound like playing Stellar Blade is this impossible task without having to put this ridiculous price tag behind and then disguising it as a “reward”. Just play the game regardless every other content was able to do it without having to hold it for ransom.
@alanrcastro858025 күн бұрын
11:52 wait what happened to being a authentic youtuber, not like the other girls... I mean, other content creators? DSP switching narratives again? No, it can't be possible
@42words25 күн бұрын
12:30 Phil trying to pretend he has literally no idea what "horniness" is is kinda rich, considering we've all literally watched him yanking it
@Fluctuatingmiasma25 күн бұрын
The buttons on that shirt are holding on for dear life
@punksnotdeaditsconservativ169325 күн бұрын
Did anyone else notice Phil say he would be with Khet "as long as he possibly can" instead of for the rest of his life? That's weird right?
@mr.synyster373025 күн бұрын
Him saying hes more mature but still having the mannerisms and voice tone of a 15 year old is hilarious. Also, the irony of him comparing himself to the grinch is just 🤌Chefs kiss.
@spykewyn839523 күн бұрын
Wow, it sure fucking sounds insane when you just outright say "If you give me $15,000, I will play one single game."
@mark25025 күн бұрын
He should put his “show” on Spotify
@Baronvonkame25 күн бұрын
Dang 176x$150 went from forbidden math to straight begging so fast.
@punksnotdeaditsconservativ169325 күн бұрын
Can we talk about the elephant in the room and ask why the hell Darksydepimp feels compelled to let Phil know he won't be showing up for the stream because he has to work? What business is it of Phil's, and most importantly Darksydepimp doesn't owe ANYTHING to Phillip.
@hydraman00725 күн бұрын
So in other words: "If we fail to meet the streak goal, I'm still gonna eat fast food as you watch me and I'm not gonna reset the streak count." ...
@RiceHat25 күн бұрын
it's all about money with this guy it's nauseating, granting wishes when it's mechanics for hitting his goal that should've been counted in the beginning, and god, the clap for it...... it's excruciatingly pathetic
@roundishcap24 күн бұрын
just so people know, what Dsp is saying is illegal is in fact not a crime.
@jp7398724 күн бұрын
Wow. Phil is wrong again? Who knew
@punksnotdeaditsconservativ169325 күн бұрын
Of course the politics show won't count toward the streak because Phil knows OIC won't watch or support the politics show, and without him it's going to be extremely hard to hit the goal.
@randomname434425 күн бұрын
I did not do anything wrong did everything right
@thegadflygang538125 күн бұрын
He really dont recognize that the blob at Kino Casino is trolling him. DSP is on the spectrum
@Orapidfire25 күн бұрын
Dsp should ask for joint custody from PPP paypig's
@innocentorphan121325 күн бұрын
We getting this usual dented retcon of what people said. PPP was clowning on DSP for like 30minutes, mocking how DSP already changed the rules on his stupid streak numerous times (when he outright decided a stream he did didn't count), so why not just go all the way and make whatever exceptions and rules he pleases. You're the KING DSP, do as you please, just lower the goal to $50 when you only get $50! But DSP is acting as if they had a cordial discussion where PPP gave DSP solid advise to heed, instead of just clowning on DSP. Much like how DSP pretends sir Moist was praising DSP for his professionalism to continue streaming after the fapcident, instead of laughing at DSP.
@DCeasedbrickbuilds25 күн бұрын
The IRS is just waiting for their turn…
@jeffreyreed986525 күн бұрын
You're delusional
@Astartes-g9h24 күн бұрын
"No load losers" interesting choice of words. Also "276 streams was the agreement I can't give things away for free, but if you gibs me money I will eat popeyes still" wow really not beating the fast food addict inc3l allegations are you phil? "Don't have money to donate but wanna watch me play Stellar Blade too bad gwet felched broke ass"
@bizzybee302124 күн бұрын
Still doesn't understand fair use.
@mauriciohiure219225 күн бұрын
dude sneakily blaming kino dents for the end of the streak when they were quite literally the only reason people were even giving him money to keep the streak alive lmao, talk about being a snake and btw he got completely ignored by them when he was in their chat attentionwhoring yesterday lol
@elgeneralisimo518025 күн бұрын
Missed a perfect opportunity to add a dsp poop joke montage after saying how mature he is now.
@felixgertrude931125 күн бұрын
How you could call this anything other than a big cope
@Ben-xv8dy25 күн бұрын
This is like when the vest streak ended when dsp played paper mario: origami king. I'm surprised no one has made a tihydp video of dsp playing that game yet
@7gdnz25 күн бұрын
His real fans were there, the freeloaders. Dsp keeps demanding $ for being lazy, PPP is just stroking his ego.
@CwapPlatinum24 күн бұрын
Hypothetically, say he does hit this goal, what do you think his reaction to Stellar Blade will be? The usual? Or the Usual? I'm betting of the Usual. I'll tell you what I'd do: STREAM THE GODDAMN GAME WITHOUT MAKING IT A GOAL LOL
@DeadEndScreamer25 күн бұрын
"You can give me 15k instead of 27k for doing nothing" wow what a discount!
Phil is the only gamer streamer that blames the game he plays for not being "interesting enough" for his audience...
@DSPHistoricalSociety25 күн бұрын
Is it okay that they do their show, Phaillup?
@TheWolverineDoll25 күн бұрын
7:20 Oh my god, did Phil pick up the term "no-load" from detractor videos without knowing what it means? Team No-Load are the people who think Phil failed to climax during May the Burst.
@NuclearDetractor25 күн бұрын
2:14 Phil, it really would be easier to just accept the truth rather than cling to all these convoluted rationalizations and copes. Maybe, just maybe, you're not good at covering politics so people don't want to watch you, much less give money.
@superdog61925 күн бұрын
Of course it’s everyone else but him. He just loves the victim card and won’t say any thing is his fault
@TheMugHoarder24 күн бұрын
The way he addresses his audience feels like a board meeting where he is a manager complaining that the team didn't make sales metircs.
@awfulolaf25 күн бұрын
If he was a good businessman, he would compete with KC and try to steal their audience if KC has such a inconsistent schedule. But Phil won’t because he considers KC his ‘friends’ and couldn’t anyways because he’s bad at political content.