DSP FINALLY Plays Stellar Blade! Rants About the Game Being Boring, Fanboys, "Jiggle Physics" & More

[@Onikage1985]

He shouldn't be dressing up as Santa since he never gives and always takes.

[@midnight_Castov]

To be fair he gives to scopely quite a bit

[@bloodgodalucard4769]

He uses the Santa suit for his Derich like side activities at the mall. Keep your kids FAR away.

[@incorrectbeans]

f e l t e d

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

wtf dood he gives a cool fast food feast if you give him 1.5k dollars isn't it nice ?

[@Madlad_Hagrid]

​@@midnight_Castov Yeah, he gives all of your money to WWE champions and DoorDash.

[@onlyicedgarrett7791]

As someone who hasn't even played Stellar Blade, let me guess. He's going to go in with a chip on his shoulder, complain every chance he gets, play badly, say the game is boring, cut the game off before even getting out of the starting area, and say 'I told you so, I played the game with an extreme bias against it from the beginning and didn't enjoy it, just like I said!'.

[@Ihavethetouch]

How did you guess?

[@IamAliGamer_]

Spot on

[@Flamedramon645]

Just add some weird sexual jokes coming exclusively from him and you are 100% spot on.

[@forTehMemes]

He’s surprised a hack and slash plays like a hack and slash

[@TheZodiacRipper]

He also did it dressed up at Santa doing a weird cringe accent.

[@SneedFeed-v1x]

Reminder he got bankrupt from a Bejeweled clone with hogan in different costumes

[@BigJoe5.0]

Right and he was clowning on cod players with bejeweled guns on one of his streams

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

But if you are buying things on Elder Scrolls Online you are ruining gaming, sounds good ?

[@CitznSnips]

Opening lootboxes is the only thing he's good at.

[@Ron_Jambo_]

​@@CitznSnipsfacts

[@JustDatBoi]

@@SneedFeed-v1x I will never understand that. Those games are so bad you’d literally have to pay most people to play them. I’m all for a dopamine rush, but I just don’t think getting some corny picture of a wrestler after paying hundreds is a rush

[@brandonhill6758]

Wasnt he the one saying people would oversexualize this game and make it distracting? Yet hes the one constantly making the sexualized jokes and doing exactly what he said others would do? God, hes the biggest dent

[@TheZodiacRipper]

Yeah and now he says that was only a detractor meme and then he cosplayed as Santa to be able to play it. What a joke.

[@ownage11445]

He always says, “I don’t make sexual jokes because I have a wife”

[@Ihavethetouch]

Old Phil never left

[@southparkfirefly]

That's his plan, to make it so unbearable to watch that no one asks for the game again. Then he can say "I played Stellar Blade, everyone hated it. No one supported it, dunno what to do."

[@uhtred7860]

It’s almost like he’s pig ignorant or something.😆

[@BMur_]

Mans so scared of women he has to put on a costume and act to play a game with one in it .

[@antares8943]

Its unironically weird how scared and annoyed he gets over women or just any sort of affection in a game. I'm sure we all know why but it's so weird how open he is

[@nickbrooks4993]

He likes men more that why 🤣

[@ultrapigroachkhambo8113]

I was thinking the same thing, it's honestly disturbing.

[@supremeone9524]

Stellar Blade: ❌👎 Candy Crush with sweaty men in leotard: ✅👍

[@YUGINO]

He's a real gaymer dood!!

[@blizzardkhaos]

Haha yes this is very true

[@coyoterx6002]

Candy Crush featuring sweaty men with no pants fighting for a belt.

[@dusttodust915]

pretty sure he prefers WWE where he can play as a 3/4 of the way naked Hulk Hogan.

[@GreatNegus]

If he's gonna be into sweaty beefcakes he could at least pick something better and with substance like Baki or Jojo. Now those are some real manly men doing manly men shit.

[@pigroachman8712]

Rants about the attractive lady in the skin-tight suit while his ‘swimsuit model mom-wife’ is warping the foundation of his house with every step. THIS is the proper definition of ‘sour grapes’ Phil.

[@leonc9760]

“Warping the foundation “ 😂😂😂

[@jontaehall2740]

While he was having the time of his life in a boss fight with two naked dudes in a bathhouse.

[@MTown587]

She’s currently downstairs crying, because she can’t go up the stairs anymore!

[@scorpion6328]

Reminds him of the beatings Cammy would give him in SF6 😂

[@hemogoblin69]

Sad youd stoop so low

[@milkinobama]

Remember, he doesn’t act like a muppet like other streamers do.

[@fuzzymcgee_]

That might be his only ture statement ever, he does not act like a muppet. He genuinely is a muppet

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

@@fuzzymcgee_ muppets are funny though

[@xOriginalGamerOG76x]

Yeah he'more a fraggle.

[@RipTheJackR]

-No, DSP has too much integrity, and wont be bought to say things- Yeah he is pretty much the worst.

[@nickbrooks4993]

🤣

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

I like the part where he said the same joke for the sixth time

[@DetractorAN1337]

It was a weird attempt to "hide" behind the "Drunken Santa" persona to give his opinions... it's kinda obvious this whole affair made him feel uncomfortable even tho he has been attempting to sell this game to his fans for the last 3 months. Very weak and cowardly stuff as usual.

[@incorrectbeans]

very meaningful yes

[@lolilol5346]

It's insane how embarassed he is around anything sexual

[@J-Dawg81]

it was so wild dude! The guy has some severe issues with repression

[@shialecuck4149]

Knigga get your ass back to streaming

[@JG0en187]

Exactly what I took from it.

[@Solreth65]

He had a chance to show how "mature" he really is by mentioning the bodysuit once and then focusing on the game and finding real flaws with the game or something but no he has to make sexual jokes from start to finish because he is the immature guy that these people on Twitter cried about.

[@GreatNegus]

Something that he also fails to mention is that the "naked" suit serves a gameplay purpose in that it basically reduces your defense to the point where 1 or 2 good hits will end you.

[@vegeta2998]

Yeah. It was getting annoying hearing him making so many Sexual things when he complained about his chat doing it when he was doing it the entire time it seems. Also is the game perfect? HECK NO. Every single game has its problems and same with Steller Blade but its still a good game.

[@cloudshines812]

And then he doubles down and acts like he’s “felting” detractors and trolls by being “different” then how others are spinning him. Also its not like anybody FORCED him to play this game. He literally could’ve just been mature and skipped it rather than doing his dumb tip goals

[@Klink-International]

Remember when DSP played baulder's gate 3 for a hundred hours and it called him gay?

[@Psydrre]

Good times lol

[@NervousNoodles]

It’s one of classic moments where DSP avoids making any choice or decision about anything so one is made for him.

[@cloudshines812]

Yep. He avoids all conversations/romance options with his entire party, that the game auto forced him to be gay for Will. Actually hilarious yet also impressive

[@Skorge789]

He went into it wanting to not like the game and he's gonna continue to find every little thing to nitpick and complain. So he can keep saying he was right.

[@TheZodiacRipper]

Great idea considering he wants thousands of dollars to play the rest.

[@Jacket01]

To be real though, the game really is just ok. Its nothing spectacular and it is carried hard by looking at Eve in skimpy outfits.

[@Keep701]

Did the same thing with Cyberpunk. Heard it was a buggy mess (kinda was tbf) so he went out of his way to point out every little thing wrong with it because he read that on the internet before even playing it. Didn't even bother to acknowledge how much better it was once they cleaned it up.

[@TheZodiacRipper]

@Keep701 Didnt he also have a problem with billboards being to sexy ?

[@_Paul_N]

@@Jacket01I enjoyed my one and only playthrough and that’s with me duping myself with the digital version. You’re correct though. It’s an average hack and slash that’s carried by her Only Fans suits.

[@ditchwizard]

The harder he tries being funny the more annoying he is. Hard to watch this tbh.

[@angelos3049]

Yeah, I had to skip this video. He is way too cringe.

[@danbaxter4216]

I couldn’t get past 5 mins

[@downfromthereeefters]

He got $770 before even finishing the tutorial so he had to do his muppet work. If tips were dry he would have been extra bitter. Shame his supporters robbed us of that

[@doctormalleycat]

First 60 seconds I knew how bad this would be JFC you're drunk Phil go home

[@MikeTheD]

Oh yeah, his stuff is always only good in ways he doesn’t mean it to be. It’s still cringe at least, which is always a selling point, but this is a different kind so it’s hard man

[@hatsuneelissu5924]

Offcourse its boring for him because it doesnt have sweaty men hugging or crazy men running after him.

[@jontaehall2740]

15k to watch him bitch about the game in a Santa costume. Like bro, even if you don't like the game, you STILL got paid to play it. So stop whining and hold up your end of the deal.

[@AstroWilliamss]

This was absolutely brutal to watch 😭 my skin is cringing

[@PATRIOTxx3]

Phil loves being the "This fucking sucks actually" guy

[@JustDatBoi]

Until things actually suck like gacha games and his videos.

[@splatmarina]

he complains 24/7 anyways, even if the game is good, then acts like he loved the game because its popular

[@Clamfaced]

He's Mr. Contrarian because it makes him feel unique and special. So He's both "This sucks actually" but also "This is good actually" to games that people dislike.

[@Dende8981]

​@@Clamfaced Really? Maybe in his earlier days. The only things he seems to love these days are money,food and complaining. Everything else he hates

[@Nic9458]

The dents gave Phil seven hundred dollars instead of buying their family gifts for Christmas? What pathetic losers…

[@CwapPlatinum]

Who could've seen this coming? DSP hypes up this game he's gonna play and proceeds to do the usual. What a waste of a goal.

[@honeydarlinggaming9156]

No that's the DSP cycle. Overhype, Underdeliver, cope, seethe, mald, hyperbole about the playthrough.

[@Clamfaced]

He was always gonna shit on it, because he had to be right. Thats the most important thing.

[@Jorvalt]

He did the opposite of overhyping it. He tried to shit on it as much as possible before playing it in order to create a self fulfilling prophecy, because in reality he never wanted to play this.

[@Grandobzen]

For a guy who constantly copes about having a child-centric audience, he really loves being cringe santa for the dents 😂

[@UndrAttack]

It time Kris Kringle!

[@scorpion6328]

His dents are dumber than actual children.

[@self-parternerd8661]

So prude he has to pretend to be someone else to play the game with a sexy lady.

[@bradleysippers6334]

He tried to bring the edge and sexual comments back but had to hide it behind a Santa persona so as not to upset Khet lmao. What a coward.

[@blissfulinsomniac5711]

The edge and comments were trash, anyway, tbh. It's not like he was funny to begin with...

[@scorpion6328]

Phil is so dented, he thinks dressing up as somebody else is a “get out of jail free” card for his cringe behavior. 😂

[@Disc023-ps6le]

No sweaty old men or underage girls so obviously hes not interested.

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

and money ack ack

[@Disc023-ps6le]

@ogueyratogeyrat7448 very true. Merry Christmas ACK ACK ACK

[@dynastes4938]

Closeted homosexual for sure.

[@Disc023-ps6le]

@@dynastes4938 perhaps in his later years? I'm not sure. He deffo had an attraction to little girls when he was 28/29 though 💯. Merry Christmas 😀👍🏻

[@KyuteMode]

i don't get how 17 is 'little' just like ltg, do you guys act disingenous on purpose because it's a guy you hate?

[@pvblivscornelivsscipio]

You can see the exact moment he realized that the game requires you to be at least half-decent at video games and isn't just a glorified walking sim with T&A that he knew he'll never play it.

[@brandonhill6758]

He makes a joke about "let me mash buttons" and then immedietly met with a game over screen on the first actual enemy. His ego got hurt so bad right there

[@grapefruitinstrument1394]

>Downs 8 shots of whiskey >Claims to he a former alcoholic He's so insufferable it's unbelievable.

[@hemogoblin69]

Oh. Hes an alcoholic? Thats new

[@addmr9178]

It’s been known for years he just tried to hide it like the wwe mobile game and just like it admitted to being a “former” alcoholic (still is one)

[@ZuluUniformKiloOscar]

I’d pay an incredible amount of money to see him play this game with an eye tracker, and then deal with the fallout.

[@TheConnoiseurofTheArtofSnort]

I wouldn't pay him anything, ever

[@isakisak9989]

Do it for the lols Snood.

[@jontaehall2740]

"I didn't do that! The track said I looked there!"

[@RickyPiiPS5]

DOOD DSP IS HAPPILY MARRIED OKAY. ALRIGHT? HE DOESN'T NEED TO PLAY IT DOOD.

[@CitznSnips]

Atnas Sualc. The anti Santa, he comes to steal all your presents and then wagequit being Santa because there isn't enough engagement.

[@armandoguerra7658]

Tarda Clous

[@هاديالغامدي-س8ص]

Xanta 😅

[@hemogoblin69]

Grow up, dood

[@yahirbecerra81]

Very hard to watch stream

[@KiwiHavok777]

Remember this is the same guy that bursted on stream.

[@willtrip4tip16]

“I think I need to lock the door to Santa’s workshop.” The incident Christmas edition

[@jordan20910]

Of course he would rant about it, can't wait for him to not finish the game cause it's "boring" and totally not because it doesn't bring any money.

[@Ihavethetouch]

He got paid thousands to play it but you have to first pay him to buy it and then support him to play it.

[@SneedFeed-v1x]

Chat agrees with me

[@adrianmartinez8125]

Phil is the only streamer I know that demands money to play a game and once he gets it, he demands more money to continue to play it and if you don't, then that means you never wanted him to play said game. Only on Phil's dented head that makes sense.

[@manimanistatue]

totally not because women scare him *

[@legitbiscuit4969]

he already primed it for a wage quit, the wording he gave wasn't even a playthru, it was a couple streams when he was hyping it up. So even when they hit the hundo goal they better pay up on the stelar blade streams lol

[@JRyan56]

DSP is the only Santa in the world to sit on a child's lap and tell them what he wants for Christmas.

[@ashleybrooke2087]

And even then his parents still wouldn't get him that Wolverine action figure.

[@hemogoblin69]

Has he ever done that?

[@scorpion6328]

@@hemogoblin69 He thinks people suffering and starving don’t have it worse than him because he deals with internet trolls for some reason… Phil’s brain is completely damaged beyond repair.

[@Hoozpoppin]

The game he paywalled for $40k mere weeks ago.

[@anonvoila4883]

He was saying guys let’s not break the streak don’t you want me to play Stellar Blade come on? Imagine if they really hit that goal and this would have been the reward

[@ms41576]

It’s insane how much contempt this man holds for an audience that just gave him $800 to drink booze, eat fast food, and stumble through games.

[@MrPopularity100]

Nice to see the dents sharing their checks with Pigroach this Christmas.

[@honeydarlinggaming9156]

OMG he's ACTUALLY mad about this. There is zero satire in his tone. This is DK64 levels of anger about the game. If it wasn't for the almost $1,000 he would be fucking LOSING HIS SHIT. He'd be going beserk. THANK GOD for the spirit of christmas for saving the stream.

[@legitbiscuit4969]

I love how the nier comparison he made was "the music is good, i wonder what they were emulating" lmao

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

His only combat strong comparison are just Nier, DMC, and From soft

[@legitbiscuit4969]

Good to see the classic dspism of being biased against a game in the most obvious and obnoxious way possible to massage his conformation bias

[@legitbiscuit4969]

​@@OathKeeperRiku07well his criticism was that it wasn't original, which obviously doesn't make the game inherently bad. His whole point with dark souls was that it existed before lol

[@legitbiscuit4969]

@@OathKeeperRiku07 also iirc he loves lies of p, which is another souls clone which basically does the souls formula with the sekiro parry system, you can boil down any game like that to make it sound shitty lol.

[@hemogoblin69]

Pls actually look at what you said

[@MrCandyland89]

$822, did I see that correct? The Mouthdroolers are going without then this Christmas.

[@Dende8981]

And that's why I think, that he will still do this in 10 years. He openly hates what he's doing (even though he constantly says, how much he loves it) and the people who watch and support him. And still he gets showered with money.

[@Posidevv]

"I'm 42 years old." Still makes scat jokes every single stream.

[@hemogoblin69]

You called it scat...

[@xking_dicloniusx4680]

The equivalent of LTG being 40 and calling himself thebbcking in tekken. 😂

[@DJMikey242]

DSP the clown can't take the heat.

[@bloodgodalucard4769]

This guy should be sponsored by Skittles because all he does is taste the rainbow.

[@Spicyfella]

How is stellar blade having an attractive mc any different to wwe champions having sweaty hogans?

[@jp73987]

Gender difference. Dave's flaming

[@jerusalemsyndrome140]

Women.

[@PaxBisonica89]

13:41 it's absolutely unreal how he fails at the most simple tasks

[@froasakura]

love how the way to play it he found is to play it in character. when khet came crying for him playing a game with sexy women he will claim "it wasn't me honey, it was santa!"

[@briongysin4566]

Tbh, I doubt his wife even really cares that much. I'm sure she's played some games and thought there were attractive guys in them.

[@torchlight1785]

@@briongysin4566his wife is probably romancing strong men in Skyrim while Phil freaks out over having a single female show him interested in BG3.

[@briongysin4566]

@@torchlight1785 Based on what some people are saying, she may be doing more than romancing guys in video games lol.

[@gerretshadow7599]

“He’s a mature adult with a business degree.”

[@Prime92]

"This game is so boring. I'd rather play a card game for hours for you. That's way more fun......for me. Not for you, but for me."

[@Ashkihyena]

And of course acting like a 🤡 at the beginning…. Actually this whole segment was a 🤡 segment….

[@Ihavethetouch]

Is he ever anything else?

[@adrianmartinez8125]

His whole ass career is a big unfunny clown show.

[@Ashkihyena]

@@adrianmartinez8125 100%

[@ゲンガー666]

Some people are saying he was dressed as Santa. All I see is a clown.

[@tammytheranger7645]

And remember, he's not a children's entertainer.

[@pheonixgray6078]

great advertising for hitting 100 goals phil 😂😂😂

[@cizzymac]

Lies of P has an effeminate boy as the main character, and DSP loved it. Stellar Blade has a conventionally attractive woman as the main character, and DSP hates it. This is the only real difference between these two games.

[@hemogoblin69]

Youre just stating what you notice

[@addmr9178]

But it’s true

[@DieHardjagged]

Its so true lmfao.😂

[@GronkGames]

He never had any intention to play this game through properly. He was always going into it with preconceptions and biases and excuses all at hand. For all his blustering about how immature the target game audience was he continues to play it in the most cringe worthy and immature way. The game has a decent story and the combat mechanics (although beyond his capability) are pretty solid. It's a decent game overall but Phil is a baby and wants to whine about everything. I hate his personality or lack thereof and I hope his taxes bring him crashing down again in April as we know he's not saved anything from his "insurgence" to cover it.

[@averagejackmedia609]

Doesn't play the game for 6 months after release, all the while fleecing his dents for thousands of dollars if they want to see him play it, and this.. This is the pay off.. him mocking the game and crapping all over it. He needs to get banned.

[@brandonhill6758]

Man hes obnoxious and doesnt know when to cut a bit

[@downfromthereeefters]

He doesn't actually hate the gameplay, he just wants to act like he does so he can seem like a mature adult because of how the main character looks.

[@hemogoblin69]

Did that make any sense

[@hillehai]

His impression of what an adult is is equivalent to how children see adults. A typical sign of deep immaturity.

[@BengalW]

Congrats Phil, the only thing worse than your nasally intonations is you doing the shittiest Santa impression.

[@KentheDeer]

Phil makes flat earthers look smart…

[@DE4THMUNCHER]

We literally called it weeks ago when he said he was gonna play the intro that he was just doing it to get out of playing it.

[@daltonbolser5100]

he put the clown makeup on and didnt take it off. the scammer scamming his dents is not surprising with stellar blade. we all called it, he would beg constantly for it then when he finally plays it, complains then rage quits. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@HellKatAV]

This Stellar Blade game looks kinda neat. Not sure why there's a regarded, pseudo-Santa on screen.

[@Jhoncena22]

Stellar Blade was my third favorite game of the year and do you know what suit I used the entire time once it was unlocked? The kill bill track suit that fully covers EVE. If you have an issue with the “sexualized” nature of the character you can easily avoid it.

[@angelknives2843]

Too many immersion breaking suits in the game

[@xOriginalGamerOG76x]

The constant moaning. If someone told me he used to be an ugly girl who transitioned. Id believe it.

[@101kirbyfan]

Did he really just say a game having platforming is unoriginal? What does that even mean???

[@MichaelCHorler]

Phil's logic is, "Stellar Blade is so generic and it's a 'knock-off' of multiple other titles". That doesnt make Stellar Blade a bad/boring game, Phil. That argument doesnt work since we have loads of examples of games that were considered knock-offs (or heavily inspired) of original titles. Look at the original God of War: the gameplay was inspired by DMC1, the very first Hack & Slash game ever. Yet, it's still a damn good and successful series. Another example is Splinter Cell. Ubisoft designed Splinter Cell to be the competition and killer of Metal Gear and is heavily inspired by it; yet still, it's a really good series in the Stealth genre. Lies of P is also another game that could be considered a knock-off or heavily inspired by the Soulsbourne games. Yet it succeeded very well... Just because something is inspired by something else, that doesn't mean it's bad. If the work takes inspiration from a classic, and if the classic isn't broken, then there's no need to fix anything... You should look in the mirror and apply this to yourself, Phil. You were supposedly heavily inspired by AVGN back in the day, right? The only downside, is that your content and commentary is actually worse and has lower effort than James Rolfe's.

[@Kirihime-sama]

God of war was not a very good hacknslash action game but okay Splinter cell was always better than MGS since ubisoft used at their prime could innovate and improve gaming design wich isnt the case anymore This is all about the decline of originality in gaming quality So you are okay with games ripping off and not evolving a formula ? Is this what gaming is about now? How are you supposed to evolve by just copying past works ? This is why modern gaming cant improve

[@theaether3124]

Doom clones iirc were the first fps

[@wussupitsmeyaboi1210]

As a fan of Stellar Blade, this was hard to watch..

[@Dende8981]

I haven't even played the game, but I just came to the video for the comments, cause I know that Phil has to be even more unbearable than usual

[@wussupitsmeyaboi1210]

@Dende8981 I'd check it out if I were you.. its a fun ride

[@DiagonalCrunch]

Absolutely insufferable personality.

[@MoyLoaf]

Not a children's entertainer btw

[@CitznSnips]

idk why he gotta hate fictional women just because he has an other. My girlfriend is not mad that women in videogames are attractive. They aren't real Phil.

[@SethAbercromby]

This goes back to well before he was in his first relationship. Phil seems to be genuinely uncomfortable around attractive women, or he's just an unironic misogynist.

[@Dende8981]

​@@SethAbercrombybut how did he go from making sexual comments whenever a pretty women was on the screen to being almost disgusted.

[@DieHardjagged]

Reminder, he took EIGHT SHOTS and he isnt even slightly buzzed, how fucking high is his Alcohol resistance already???

[@elTrebol_Larry]

Clown mode activated

[@FriedShrimp04]

So pigler refused to touch this game for the longest time because he accused his dents of only sexualising the MC, not caring about the story and not having any focus.... Then he plays it, constantly sexualises the MC, actively ignores the story, and has zero focus

[@point-bl4nk]

> plays every fighting game, COD and Sony 3rd person cinematic slob > complains that an action game plays like every other action game

[@Kirihime-sama]

His point was that the older action games were not all the same Yet you cant even see that or you just blindly defend bad uncreative devs

[@point-bl4nk]

@@Kirihime-sama you must be new to the guy. He plays the "it has nothing unique"/"it takes this and that from this franchise and that other franchise" card with every game he wants to hate before even playing it.

[@GNARK1LL420]

Hopefully the dents hold him to his word of the FULL playthrough when the goal is hit but I know they won't.

[@kielwb]

this man is 42

[@baboonman846]

Tbf the majority of his audiance probably still believe in Santa

[@RmnGnzlz]

She's too old, that's probably the problem.

[@amns8900]

Also no penis.

[@jp73987]

No, she's a she.

[@Black_Aces]

And not a sweaty naked buff guy.

[@hemogoblin69]

Project

[@scorpion6328]

@@hemogoblin69 7

[@Corrderio]

Remember guys, this is a mature adult and not a children's entertainer.

[@mooganify]

"what the hell was that"- Krusty

[@Remi-bo7tn]

"graphics don't impress me anymore" roooight. He's the reason yellow paint and graphics are the main focus of triple A

[@StationaryBeggar]

First thing guy brings up when talking about games is graphics. Every. Time

[@johnbono2384]

There's nothing DSP hates more than literally any woman.

[@DrTranReincarnated]

What was the point of dressing up and playing the game as Santa if afterwards he just comes in and shits on it as PHIL?

[@tammytheranger7645]

"And I'm not a children's entertainer."

[@tammytheranger7645]

At least Stellar Blade is winning with its now upcoming collab with Goddess of Victory: Nikke.

[@occamsbutterknife9186]

"I used to make immature sex jokes, but I don't do that any more"

[@ゲンガー666]

It was quite possibly the weirdest fucking thing he's ever done. Just officially proving he's the King of Lolcows

[@hemogoblin69]

Sure. Not like jerkin on camera was the weirdest

[@ゲンガー666]

@@hemogoblin69 I did say quite possibly, that leaves it open for all the other weird shit he's done, yes.

[@alpaca_picnic]

high school boy levels of sarcasm here

[@TurtleSniffer69]

Is This Santa Clause Like Indian or Punjabi? Sounds Like hes Middle Eastern. Literally hates a Game because hot women.......

[@VetoShizu]

I got the platinum trophy for Stellar Blade yesterday, so I can't wait to hear what nonsense he's gonna spout when he's gets to the challenging bosses. TIHYDP Stellar Blade when?

[@PinstripeShirt]

This might be the cringiest thing DSP has ever done, and my goodness, that’s a high bar.

[@nursejoy25]

God tier cringe

[@hindae085]

This is it boys. Cringemas is truly upon us

[@limawhiskey7451]

can’t even appreciate the banger soundtrack for what it is.. this guy is so far gone at this point..

[@zackclements2199]

If only Dsp was playing this instead of Santa! Dsp can pick up any game and play it at a professional level!

[@elcrow113]

Soo why would anyone actually wanna see him play the full game at this point?

[@Zen-hy7rm]

I like how even the "hohoho" has acks at the end

[@TheSamuraiGoomba]

Bob Ross Plays Stellar Blade (to protect himself from Khet's wrath)

[@aes0411]

The audacity of him telling his viewers that they're wasting their time, after they GAVE HIM MONEY to play the game.... He's a real piece of work.

[@Dende8981]

Yeah and they seem to love it, otherwise I wouldn't know how he gets so much money. They must love to see him rant, I mean that's basically what he does all day. Complaining about every minute thing and saying how he is better than everyone else. And even though people go away from time to time, there are always enough people to support him.

[@limawhiskey7451]

of course he went in completely biased against the game.. and played absolutely awful, complaining the entire time.. what else is new

[@averagejackmedia609]

That he took thousands of dollars from his dents for half a year with the "reward" of playing it, and then doing this... so I guess nothing new.

[@philipblaise5166]

Instead of just playing the game he forced his fans to donate money to watch him play it then wasted everyone's time

[@Adversary_Dwimmerlaik]

Who wouldn’t feel motivated to get to 100 goals to see him act like that through the game until he wage quits it.

[@isakisak9989]

"It's no WWE Champions" The pinacle of gaming.

[@JerryD9000]

Entertaining his mature audience of adults again huh? Adults love this stuff, surely.

[@GreatNegus]

You know what's funny is I doubt Khet even cares about Eve's design or fictional women in general. Phil just needs an excuse so he keeps using his marriage to her as a scapegoat.