it's funny because he unknowingly self pleasured himself publicly you see
@asianapollo0025 ай бұрын
The last time Phil beat his joystick that hard he went viral
@sonicphoenix73 ай бұрын
@@UwU_Mimsykins_UwU ironic you oppose that given your username
@DSPTriesItMemology1016 ай бұрын
If I had to guess, I'd say his joystick got ruined because the engineers who made it did everything wrong
@Redribbo6 ай бұрын
exactly he did everything correct
@Black_Revue6 ай бұрын
SALTY THURSDAY!!
@vanguarddnice6 ай бұрын
My man u are legendary 😂😂😂. This chief kiss
@oogabooga78326 ай бұрын
yep, the FGC probably snuck in while he was sleeping to sabotage his joystick. they're just so jealous of him!
@Swymco6 ай бұрын
@@DSPTriesItMemology101 clearly they were not A.C.E. certified
@floatinghamstick6 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the next arc when his new joystick stops working and an 'anonymous user' sends him a new one, along with a heartfelt email that Phil is the last streamer who isn't a clown.
@DSPTriesItMemology1016 ай бұрын
The last real retro gamer alive
@norscout30316 ай бұрын
How he's been a fan since the old days
@RoflCopter7266 ай бұрын
@@norscout3031 "been a fan since Pong in 1972."
@BingChilling420_6 ай бұрын
And it’ll be a $500 joystick too because more expensive means more better ♿️
@doesntmatter58576 ай бұрын
Especially with the hard times our boy is going through after his wife ran away with Tyrone.
@Tezasaurus6 ай бұрын
"Fuck you, you're a terrible player and a terrible person." - The King of Chill, I guess.
@bobtom14956 ай бұрын
"You don't get it dood, it's not my fault. The Joystick isn't able to handle my abuse."
@sswpp89086 ай бұрын
"I paid $300 for this piece of crap. For that price it should be designed to withstand a nuclear blast, much less a few slaps."
@PenguinWithInternetAccess6 ай бұрын
Whenever Phil faces Cammy his stick shudders in fear
@MortalSora6 ай бұрын
In every since of that sentence...
@MortalSora6 ай бұрын
in every sense of that sentence...
@C.S-sj9uf6 ай бұрын
1:55 Dude, you can literally hear him hit or press something on the Joystick. Lol
@GreggEddwards6 ай бұрын
you can clearly hear his hooves stomp on the plastic. hilarious how he acts so confused
@tlingitsoldier6 ай бұрын
Then he raises his hands, acting like that's where his hands were when that happened. Maybe that lack of attention of when he presses buttons is why his moves aren't coming out...
@GuyN0ir6 ай бұрын
I feel like he genuinely doesn’t have a good sense of what his hands are doing. Like there is clearly something wrong with him in that regard. He seems to think he isn’t lying when he says “I’m not pressing anything” while getting counter hit
@tylerlackey11756 ай бұрын
@GuyN0ir if you watch his replays with the inputs he literally never stops inputting shit. Especially motion inputs, he utterly spams probably 3 or 4 × as many inputs as any given opponent. It's insanity
@12hrts6 ай бұрын
@@tylerlackey1175and spamming doesn’t actually work in fighting games anymore. You have to press the combos with the animations if that makes sense. One that’s really like that is mortal kombat. Like you can feel it because your moves literally won’t come out😂 spamming any of the face buttons lead to repeating the same slow base moves. You’d have to know the combo strings
@ArsynZ6 ай бұрын
Man, that fight stick is primo. Just the highest quality build to be able to handle those big caveman mashes... What's that? It's broken? He already bought himself a new one and pretended it was from a fake fan? It didn't help at all, and he's back to blaming everything but himself? Forever Level 1.
@darkprincesora80916 ай бұрын
I think these clips were before he got that new fight stick but i have a feeling it's not gonna be long till he breaks that one
@-suphur6 ай бұрын
You can see him drop his hands to the controller and you can hear a contact noise. 1:55
@Abedeuss6 ай бұрын
He's so trigger and yelling so loud, he can't feel or hear his own hands hitting the controller.
@OldNito6 ай бұрын
Imagine the shame Kat must feel walking past that office and hearing her husband beating a joystick and shouting "ooga booga" for money.
@world11x6 ай бұрын
Complaining about his joystick not working as he yanks it around is comedy, this is the biggest bozo in gaming
@SR1M36 ай бұрын
1:55 you could literally hear him moving his stick and pushing buttons. 🤡🤡
@MikeTheD6 ай бұрын
The new joystick is wincing at this display. Another victim of his temper
@Nic94586 ай бұрын
I just love that Phil’s response to the controller maybe having issues, is to hit it, smack it, and press and mash all the buttons really hard…that will totally get it to work and not damage it more
@101kirbyfan6 ай бұрын
You'd think he'd learn not to beat his stick on stream after what happened on May 1st 2016...
@robboss66856 ай бұрын
2016 incident
@awaken84393 ай бұрын
Oh the cameras on
@tizza9636 ай бұрын
“I didn’t touch the joystick!” *hands were clearly on the joystick* 🙄
@venomfuryx32506 ай бұрын
It's funny how he raises his noodle arms as it's some kind of evidence.
@ballad57086 ай бұрын
he really loves putting his hands on joysticks while on camera
@Maca686 ай бұрын
Can even hear an input
@enokdnb73886 ай бұрын
Wow, this comp really showcases just how absurd his behavior is for his age. Pathetic.
@dustinalan84256 ай бұрын
If you're a terrible person in life you get reincarnated as his joystick... Or his chair
@Xeroph6196 ай бұрын
"Oh.. the camera's been on the whole time.. huh"
@CamusSC6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@drkRoss896 ай бұрын
I hope he respawns as Wings of Redemption's chair. **Squeak**
@peterevans28546 ай бұрын
Or him 👻👻
@NoWittyNameDevised6 ай бұрын
I imagine being reincarnated as the crusty Zelda jammies is the worst punishment.
@V1dW4tcher6 ай бұрын
That money could had gone to blood work for Jasper, but Philbert has to play on a pad instead of a controller.
@fadessen38196 ай бұрын
And still get his ass beat lol.
@Stickyfingers886 ай бұрын
most people in the fgc call controllers pads.
@lukelaser53976 ай бұрын
Most people in the fgc have brain damage as well. Like phil and all of you.
@Flamebreakerful6 ай бұрын
you mean "play on stick instead of pad"? lol
@saturn5806 ай бұрын
42-year-old infant breaking his toys. 🤣
@ashen-one--x6 ай бұрын
oh thats perfect 😂😂
@-suphur6 ай бұрын
Then he wonders why his stuff doesn't work after a few months.
@AlexandraSpeaks6 ай бұрын
I would love a dsp getting perfected compilation those are my favorites ❤
@eth06 ай бұрын
But it has to have a seal laugh remix after each one. 😂
@debroofgreen6 ай бұрын
They did nothing to earn that win
@ProfessorxVile6 ай бұрын
They're pushing buttons like a scrub!
@GinSoakedBrain6 ай бұрын
The joystick did nothing wrong. It did everything correct.
@celiafrostborn6 ай бұрын
Nah duud, then the detractors would get live film or pictures of him. He can't give that kind of power to a bunch of losers right XD. He just cares too much about what others think, he is so pathetic...
@oswaldbelderiver62306 ай бұрын
He has $1000 worth of joysticks for this console generation in his room right now. Process this.
@-suphur6 ай бұрын
I noticed that he already started pounding on the new stick too.
@Trinioutsider346 ай бұрын
What really? He's a idiot if he's doing that already.
@DrMonty-yr1kc6 ай бұрын
@@Trinioutsider34Yup, it wasnt as agressive but I heard noises that no fightstick should make…so yeah he is punching it already
@Trinioutsider346 ай бұрын
@@DrMonty-yr1kc Christ almighty! I own that same extract stick and treat it like a baby.
@EsteemedReptile6 ай бұрын
Slapping them hooves
@-suphur6 ай бұрын
@ValentineIsHere An even bigger loser if you were to buy it for that loser.
@madphantompixels64786 ай бұрын
Dood this joystick is tewibble no matter how hard I hit it It doesn't help me win! /snort. Honestly the guy is pathetic. LOL the irony of him calling the Ken a neanderthal as he grug smashes his joystick.
@EsteemedReptile6 ай бұрын
"Grug smashes" Fuck I love that 😂
@EagleEric_VA6 ай бұрын
DSP seriously needs to go outside and touch some grass.
@anon36316 ай бұрын
He is paranoid, thinking people are out there to get him.
@ProfessorxVile6 ай бұрын
That would LIDURULLY put in family in danger, dood! \🐷/
@pigroachman87126 ай бұрын
The rage at 4:09 with the HOW CAN I WIN and intentional joystick breaking is legit one of the best salt filled moments of all time.
@averagejackmedia6096 ай бұрын
Next, he'll buy the $300 razer leverless.. because that's what all the FGC (That he hates) is using. "Gonna improve my gameplay because each direction is its own button," and he'll still complain about dropped inputs.
@theofficialhankhill32806 ай бұрын
if that happens he won't even learn any of the SOCD shortcuts that make using leverless so good lmao
@MortalSora6 ай бұрын
DSP's joystick: "Why am I here? Just to suffer? My buttons...I can still feel them."
@davo97746 ай бұрын
Now the stick doesn't drop his inputs. Capcom drops his inputs. FK Capcom!
@ashleybrooke20876 ай бұрын
Always has been.
@forTehMemes6 ай бұрын
Capcom specifically has someone watching his game, and pushes a button to drop his inputs
@woobiehastelly6 ай бұрын
And FK Nintendo dood!!
@vicblatz52046 ай бұрын
@@forTehMemes Capcom must have hired the Comcast detractor to interfere with Phil's online inputs. In every single game.
@honeydarlinggaming91566 ай бұрын
I guess Phil will have to buy a new copy of Street Fighter. Or he'll have to have a dent donate him a new capcom.
@konnen73546 ай бұрын
Philbert: I'm gonna start winning *now* Also Philbert: *proceeds to not win*
@Maxehs6 ай бұрын
He beats his joystick to keep people from remembering him beating his other joystick live on twitch in front of kids
@randomname43446 ай бұрын
Rest in pieces to the joystick that got abused
@webreakforsquirrel42016 ай бұрын
Whenever you are mad at life just watch some DSP and you will be uplifted knowing you are not DSP.
@TheSlashd0t6 ай бұрын
Even in death I still serve. - Dreadnought Fightstick
@mauriciohiure21926 ай бұрын
damn, just when i was about to go sleep Memology drops this banger, guess i'm drinking some coffee while laughing at The Guy
@droclorefield64386 ай бұрын
The unofficial DSP Smash! Volume 3
@iRock_7506 ай бұрын
You can beat DSP if you just press buttons. 😆
@TheSlashd0t6 ай бұрын
Dood, not just DSP. You can beat all FGC players, poverty, war and hunger just by spamming buh-ins 😂
@calgriff19006 ай бұрын
thanks for compiling these clips. best clip is when he just decides hes gonna win, spoiler he didnt
@ScumDogMF6 ай бұрын
I can't believe he really went for it.
@georgedavidson9576 ай бұрын
We now need to rescue khat, jasper AND his joystick collection.
@Vangror6 ай бұрын
This joystick smashing compilation is a worthy successor to the Gojitenks rage compilation
@DrunkDoglol6 ай бұрын
Oh, I see the problem now! It isn't that he has spent over $700 on joysticks and has bought SF6 on both Xbox and PlayStation ... He needs to play on PC! hint hint
@Evilj825 ай бұрын
This comment aged well as he does have a new PC now lol
@Crispi_Kreme6 ай бұрын
Few years from now, he’ll go through thousands of dollars because of his constant abuse of joysticks. Calling it now 😂
@GraveMemories6 ай бұрын
I think the gout will get him before that
@StationaryBeggar6 ай бұрын
If I were acting like this at 42 i'd walk into the sea.
@trancandy14 ай бұрын
8:14 phil that is what we in the fighting game community like to call a "whiff punish"
@adamalmighty50646 ай бұрын
He’s been very careful with that new controller. Give it a couple of sessions, he’s going to make mincemeat out of it. 😂
@shanemiles20776 ай бұрын
The relationship between his input readings from the stick and the ability of the software, processing hardware and worldwideweb is more dramatic than anything I’ve ever seen
@merlin_4946 ай бұрын
DSP's new joystick after just one session of SF6 : *I'm tired, boss*
@DiabloPablo426 ай бұрын
"Why should I ever play the game again" he exclaims as he continually streams the game weekly.
@ganjininja81466 ай бұрын
"you didnt hit me once...you just hit button" - DSP
@xxcffff82756 ай бұрын
The quanba he has and the vectrix have the SAME EXACT BUTTON AND JOYSTICK LAYOUT AND SAME SANWA PARTS. The regard paid 400$ for a new case...... instead of spending 30$ for a replacement joystick... if it was even broken which I doubt...😂 he s mentally insane
@Draconated6 ай бұрын
>"That I spent 300 dollars on" I thought a fan donated this stick? Dood can't even remember his own narrative.
@LiveLongAndProsperHonestly6 ай бұрын
Nah that clip was the stick before the new one, older clip.
@BattleBro776 ай бұрын
Old stick
@bobbyadamson23336 ай бұрын
This 48 year old man rages on stream for the entire world to see every single night of his life
@RETROGRADE34386 ай бұрын
Man child would be a better word
@YoutubeStyleChannel6 ай бұрын
Bashing a controller/stick is one thing, but when he scrunches up his face and forces the stick side to side, it really outlines he has anger management issues, it's self-destructive, he wants to break something to feel better.
@sonicswag906 ай бұрын
The Joystick that started it all
@SilentWeaponsIIl6 ай бұрын
Joystick should file a restraining order like Khet
@TheJSRF0016 ай бұрын
If his stick is broken it's because he mashes and slams the thing like a mong
@UwU_Mimsykins_UwU5 ай бұрын
Imagine a cashier at a gas station throwing their hands up and saying "dude this is boring this is a waste of my fucking time" then accepting their weekly minimum wage paycheck.
@PGFXKiu6 ай бұрын
"All of her normals have insane priority" Phil. That's literally not a mechanic. Normals and attacks just don't have some random sort of "priority" that will just beat everything else. "Everything I hit beats everything you do" Have you thought about maybe, perhaps, you're just mashing and choosing the wrong options? Gold. Absolute gold. This dude is so entirely bad at games, lmfao
@dxgrief6 ай бұрын
FGC champion doesn’t know frame advantage, the self awareness is real lol
@Happyjuice9126 ай бұрын
Doesnt understand frame advantage, mixups, RPS, or fighting games in general it seems.
@unsaltedskies6 ай бұрын
@@Happyjuice912 "has this guy every played a Street Fighter before?" - NYChrisG
@jordandennis67946 ай бұрын
He expects every fighting game to play like Street Fighter Turbo. If it doesn't, the fighting game suck
@Happyjuice9126 ай бұрын
@@jordandennis6794 Thats the funniest part though. At a fundamental level, every single fighting game has the same concepts of advantage/disadvantage, neutral, etc. Street fighter 6 vs turbo is no different. All his excuses of pattern play, lag, mashing, etc, its all bullshit, he is just a scrub.
@jordandennis67944 ай бұрын
@@Happyjuice912 yep
@Hulkdude20996 ай бұрын
No matter how many times dsp says he’s changed all you have to do is watch him play fighting games and you can see the real him come out.
@wormwood50736 ай бұрын
This comes off more as impotency than anger
@ProfessorxVile6 ай бұрын
Impotent manbaby rage is the only kind of rage Phil has.
@SupaCarlosUltima6 ай бұрын
Beating it like it owes him tips.
@Blackcherrysyrup6 ай бұрын
"He won't ever touch me like that. 😢" -Kat Burnell
@rellsw026 ай бұрын
Rest in peace to the other Joysticks, and I don't think this new one will fair any better.
@LeeONardo6 ай бұрын
10:20 - One of my favorite quotes "You didn't f'king beat me" the way he says it is so childish along with the win screen staring him in the face.
@point_man_f34r6 ай бұрын
1:56 *clearly audible touch* Phil: i dIdN't tOuCh tHe jOyStIcK
@CasualRacerRed6 ай бұрын
Phil Burnell and the effects of "Only Child Syndrome" need to be studied
@ShadowFox10587O6 ай бұрын
Street fighter 6 is the gift that keeps on giving
@adrianmartinez81256 ай бұрын
In memory of the joystick August 2023 - July 2024 "It could have been Jasper's blood work"
@Bowtie12oclock6 ай бұрын
7:29 is by far my most favorite joystick abuse. It’s just so random and totally within Phil’s character.
@Slakkmichael6 ай бұрын
Can DSP for once lose in a fghting game without having a complete meltdown?
@2509146166721526 ай бұрын
nope, his ego is too big and too fragile
@corvoyami31924 ай бұрын
Maybe he is not actually lying about the stick not working because of how many time he slaps it 😂
@cooper_felix6 ай бұрын
Honestly would find it hilarious if he had a hand cam for his fight stick so that we can see all those dropped inputs fr
@Abedeuss6 ай бұрын
He's spent more on his joysticks/fighting pads in the last year than his actual streaming setup in a decade...
@risefm0016 ай бұрын
Hooves angrily smashing.
@SoDehvilish3 ай бұрын
Hearing him talk about priority is so comical 😂
@madphantompixels64786 ай бұрын
Guise I'm serious now, if you are or know of a joystick being abused tell someone. You could save a joystick. /snort
@TheAxeGrinder6 ай бұрын
Basically, here's a whiny baby...
@1MeanOrange6 ай бұрын
Bro, I have been waiting for this video for a while now 😂
@Black_Revue6 ай бұрын
Ragin' Pigroach Presented by Ryan Denthead
@invertedxxxi6 ай бұрын
This comment made me laugh uncontrollably for 10 minutes straight. I hate you.
@MajorQuack125 ай бұрын
If being in that dust infested hellhole wasnt enough to break any electronic that enters that "office", than Pjil trying to recreate The Fappening with his joystick defintly isn't doing it any favors either.
@lankey69696 ай бұрын
Phil cried like this until one of his simps bough him a new fight stick and he still got bodied.
@Krispen_Wah6 ай бұрын
he bought it himself don't fool yourself
@Jhgykjhuih6 ай бұрын
"The guy sucks and I can't beat him" 😂
@MetalsirenIXI6 ай бұрын
banging a $400 joystick someone else paid for is wild
@mazder3604 ай бұрын
I thought that opening song was gonna be "why are we still here? Just to suffer" it really would've fit
@tyb.5316 ай бұрын
“The guy sucks and I can’t beat him…!”
@MTown5876 ай бұрын
What a chill positive compilation
@DeimionWolf6 ай бұрын
Phil being at sub 1500 MR is always heartwarming
@SkyTheKoala6 ай бұрын
1:56 I love that we can HEAR him hit the controller, and yet "WHAT JUST HAPPENED I LITERALLY DIDNT TOUCH IT AND IT OPENED THIS BY ITSELF I DID NOTHING WRONG!"
@ryanbesco80676 ай бұрын
I don’t even slam my fists on my desks anymore... mainly because I pay for everything lol
@RadicalJawzFunnyMoments6 ай бұрын
Thanks for this video man. I’ve been looking for Phil punching his joystick XD
@MrCandyland896 ай бұрын
Its just sickening the amount of domestic violence that goes on in that family home.
@ViolentDoughnut6 ай бұрын
4:03 “Just jump and mash a fucking button like a scrub!” While he literally does the exact same thing lmao
@Hurricane0476 ай бұрын
if the anonymous user was real that'd be such a dick move to start destroying such an expensive gift because of his childish anger fits
@SleepyChonkyCat6 ай бұрын
@4:20 I thought he was gonna say, ‘I didn’t touch my joystick!’ 😂