Brian Moran Everyone that proforma well sucks to him. DSP logic.
@lordkane89117 жыл бұрын
Jonadiah13 Yet they're landing all of these combos on him.
@ccricers7 жыл бұрын
Online combos. Only the shitty may apply.
@hellshakepootis2837 жыл бұрын
DSP logic: Chambous spahmn dood!
@mike0ike137 жыл бұрын
I love when he looks down at his stick. Like he's gonna see an excuse or something
@Delunaith7 жыл бұрын
"Total pattern gameplay!" He says as he performs the same combo he's used the entire game with Thanos.
@Dragonage2ftw6 жыл бұрын
He mixes it up, though.
@Drakulas775 жыл бұрын
The amount of times he spams Nemesis's grab>tentacle>rocket.....
@RedrunLoL7 жыл бұрын
My favorite excuse is "I didn't do that" What a normal person would say is "I didn't MEAN to do that" or "my finger slipped". However, he seems to think that his inputs are perfect and the game is somehow playing itself lol. In reality he's just exposing the fact that he's just mashing lol
@Drakulas775 жыл бұрын
Na, he exposed himself as a masher when he streamed himself in Street Fighter's practice mode where your button presses show onscreen.
@A3manAMG7 жыл бұрын
"I Didn't do that! " He must have a ghost in his house pressing on his controller
@MrLazyeyedhobo7 жыл бұрын
AMG-002 the ghost of panda lee in the temple by the sea
@TheNexDude7 жыл бұрын
I know right it's not like people can't hear him banging on his loud controller.
@lordkane89117 жыл бұрын
AMG-002 oh yeah
@rcblazer7 жыл бұрын
First guy gets a 90 hit combo on Phil. "What a scrub he's just mashing! He can't play fighting games at all!" No Phil, this is what happens when you go against someone more skilled at the game than you are. Almost forgot, shout out to Deathg3 AND KindaFresh for beating both of Phil's characters at the same time during his Soul Infinity Storm!
@FreezeInfinite7 жыл бұрын
You don't get a 140+ hit combo by mashing. I know because I'm a masher.
@Tigerman90017 жыл бұрын
FreezeInfinite same lmao
@NovaMKVI7 жыл бұрын
Hello, my name is Nova MK VI and i'm a masher. And yeh agreed, never get one like that by mashing. xD
@Daboy8047 жыл бұрын
6:33 Zero: Target Destroyed Me: Can confirm definitely destroyed
@mwroberson90847 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking of checking out this game, but from what I can gather it's very fast paced and oriented around rush down. In other words, it is simply too fast for phils puny brain to comprehend
@Godzilla-tu2cd7 жыл бұрын
Mw Roberson ha nice
@vidaheeho7 жыл бұрын
lmao checkers are too fast for him to comprehend
@unknownsoldier67315 жыл бұрын
Ik this is old but don’t just get 3.
@Terenigma7 жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering. The 142 hit combo starts at 13:30
@DotGamesLive7 жыл бұрын
"I actually lost because I fucked up. That's like the first time ever." - DSP/Phil Burnell, 2017
The fact that he considers using heavy characters as skill-based gameplay is laughable. Any idiot can use slow, high-damage, no effort characters, rely on the Soul Stone Storm every battle and consider themselves good. I'd love to see Phil use Strider, Chun or any of the speed characters and see how difficult, but satisfying, it is to win with them.
@No_Plays_Hand_Empty7 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's funny that he's constantly like "uhuhuhu just spam the same combo over and over you scrub" but literally 90% of his wins are from doing that one Thanos combo which air-juggles and does like half of the opponent's life bar when his opponent's combo is like 50 hits and does 1/4 of his health haha
@Slappaccino7 жыл бұрын
SerenityWind to be fair, playing Nemesis well requires some work. Getting your ass kicked by literally everyone online regardless of character choice requires being DSP.
@Snake220917 жыл бұрын
"Stupid pattern kahmbo gameplay!" The Pigroach says as he does the same Thanos combo for the 400th time.
@MikeJr92847 жыл бұрын
Phil is the physical manifestation of salt.
@warhawk6137 жыл бұрын
"This game sucks." Stills plays the game. DSP logic
@Moaitis7 жыл бұрын
He does a mean impression of Lot's wife. Forget his garbage patreon goal - he's already in costume for Halloween.
@warhawk6137 жыл бұрын
Jokers Jack and barely makes it by
@Arnell_Mediocrity_Long7 жыл бұрын
Sticky Salt 😷
@Thatdudejosh97 жыл бұрын
warhawk613 if he keeps playing, Monster Hunter is gonna piss him off so much. Have you seen her super armor? 😂
@Tankotater7 жыл бұрын
1st player uses a good albeit predictable strategy of using Dante's long attacks and Zero's moves that can cross behind you quickly to confuse and get around Phil's defense. Phil: KAHMON HES JUST MASHING!
@omegaheartless7 жыл бұрын
Fucking...what fundamentals? Phil is the one that keeps opening himself up to all this nonsense, and tries to pass it off that, A) He didn't get the move he wanted, which means he's mashing buttons, and B) His opponent is mashing, and that's why he's losing so badly. which must also mean that they aren't getting the moves that they wanted, despite getting some pretty chunky combos on Phil.
@SNC23197 жыл бұрын
Fundamentals, he keeps using that word. I don’t think it means what he thinks it means.
@merepseu7 жыл бұрын
It doesn't mean standing there and taking it? Damn, here was me thinking his fundamentals were solid.
@snowinglight86516 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd see the day where I feel bad for Nemesis...but when Phail uses him...I feel SO BAD for Nemesis. 😞
@dukenukem63777 жыл бұрын
DSP is officially the saltiest scrub ever at this game
@shippoyasha37827 жыл бұрын
He's literally losing his mind for the world to see. He has no friends and no worth to the world other than some sham tournament placing he had almost two decades ago.
@jurisfootrag7 жыл бұрын
Any game! He does not compute with next gen games lmao
@lordkane89117 жыл бұрын
DUKE NUKEM Everyone having fun with the game except him.
@TatsTopVideos7 жыл бұрын
I hear you Duke. Hail to the King baby, (you not him)
@hellshakepootis2837 жыл бұрын
Game has made him banning some of his fans and demoding his modders lol.
@GLegend3607 жыл бұрын
7:14 "WHAT?! I'm blocking I never stopped!" *Buttons being pressed*
@deanjean44897 жыл бұрын
Marvel Vs capcom infinite salt
@AJTComicsBrand7 жыл бұрын
DSP VS IRS : Infinite
@hellshakepootis2837 жыл бұрын
DSP vs Prison : dood! I didn't drop the soap saga
@scottishgamer72107 жыл бұрын
Ya Cinder Bastard I didn't drop the soap and they still fucked my ass. Good game Capcom
@TheNexDude7 жыл бұрын
WUT THAT'S BULLSHIT THE NUMBERS ARE BUGGED
@Slappaccino7 жыл бұрын
Alex M "RANDOM GAVEL SMASH OH THIS COURTROOM SUCKS!" *Gets tazed* "I WAS BLOCKING THAT!"
@Alibanini7 жыл бұрын
'HHHHHHWHAAAA I DID LOW MEDIUM HIGH ROUND HOUSE FIREBALL AND THE GAME DID HIGH LOW DASH DIS GAEM SOOKS DOOD' I love how after every fuck up he just babbles a bunch of fighting game nonsense to justify his fuck ups.
@cluelesslawdamercyruthless68657 жыл бұрын
Hearing Nemesis scream "ooo ooo orarghhh" is hilarious because he's articulating himself better than Phil is.
@ZensMeatSlab7 жыл бұрын
I was in one of his streams, calling him out on his shit and trying to offer advice. Legitimately surprised I didn't get banned...for real, so many people were yelling at me calling me "sick," etc. but he didn't notice, or his mods don't care.
@vanillacream23837 жыл бұрын
SFCatgirlFanatic the fact the mods didn't insta ban you or he didn't notice his fans yelling at you, you are slick.
@hellshakepootis2837 жыл бұрын
Some of his modders got unmod by Phil. Maybe they just don't care at this point.
@No_Plays_Hand_Empty7 жыл бұрын
Wow really? ?I got banned from his chat in during the DS2 SotFS playthrough for telling him how to allocate his stats more efficiently and get better weapons for his build :/
@japcloud7 жыл бұрын
The Salt Mine intro never gets old...holy shit I can't stop laughing.
@MasterMickkaG7 жыл бұрын
Enjoy the *SALT* more to come
@rebel44667 жыл бұрын
Vault Boy please do a combo counter of the 3 combos he constantly uses. Set back to 0 everytime something out of those 3 is used. Well who am I kidding, you won't have to set it back to 0 ever LOL
@dumbfoundedkiryu94687 жыл бұрын
"i tried to block low" *gets overhead hit by Zero while Dante is doing special* *snort*
@Talking-Monkey5 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine any of these games being played in person and what he would or wouldn't be saying? He would he quiet as a mouse not saying shit. He likes to yap because he is safe in his echo chamber of nonsense and simply bans any small spec of reality that finds it's way into his vision. Be it a comment or opponent speaking ingame or a random donation by a "detractor". He is the literal definition of "Bitch made".
@eijihino89327 жыл бұрын
He talks about spacing, footsies, mix ups, and how it's the first time he lost because of he's mistake like his some sort of fat white Daigo Umehara
@dumbfoundedkiryu94687 жыл бұрын
"get the fuck outta here scrub" Spoke too soon gout boy
@Steveypoos7 жыл бұрын
When most people play something and they think it is terrible............they play something else.
@lordkane89117 жыл бұрын
Steveypoos No he needs those views.
@Veloran6217 жыл бұрын
That makes to much sense. Something DSP is clearly lacking.
@scottishgamer72107 жыл бұрын
Or you try other fighters than the same two fighters over and over again
@TheNexDude7 жыл бұрын
Or they try and get better at it. Phil isn't like other people though he has to play the game and squeeze as much revenue from it as possible so his soon to be EXTREMELY screwed business can last.
@DaddysFlipside7 жыл бұрын
Most people don't think every fighting game is terrible just because they suck at them though lol
@EditmanSMT7 жыл бұрын
DSP knows whining about how bad his opponents is isn't gonna effect them.
@boywonderless7 жыл бұрын
WHY is that the opponent's moves can come out fine, but Phil's inputs are always delayed/unintended/buggy?
@blodus45217 жыл бұрын
boywonderless because Phil is a human bug
@scottishgamer72107 жыл бұрын
Phil has no skills
@dantevic7 жыл бұрын
Online combo. Only the shitty may apply.
@ccricers7 жыл бұрын
For all the lag he supposedly experiences he still is unable to adapt to it.
@manticorephoenix7 жыл бұрын
Clearly the Gods of Gaming are plotting against him, it's the only thing that makes sense
@Drakulas775 жыл бұрын
Avengers Infinity War would have gone much differently if Thanos in that movie was being Controlled by DSP.
@shawnfields23695 жыл бұрын
Yes it would. "I didn't do that dood!!" "Nothing I could do!"
@N1gHtStAlKeR7267 жыл бұрын
Wuaaaattt? How was I supposed to know you uploaded a new video?!? What do you mean theres a notification button? No one ever told me about that, facken stream chat!
@cmpunkfan2396 жыл бұрын
I think it's safe to say I'd be able to beat DSP at any fighting game with 20 minutes of training, with both my hands tied behind my back, and only touching the buttons with my toes.
@theluckyscout85917 жыл бұрын
I can never understand what he is on about when he is whining about "online grabage", can someone explain if there is some real meaning to it? And again, he is not picking the time stone to help keep up with the speedier character and he's not taking time to truly learn. He wont get far if he doesnt learn that some fights call for speed and ferocity or a mix of strength and speed not pure brute strength. For a tl;dr of what i said, jump to 10:15, chun-li explains it better than me
@theluckyscout85917 жыл бұрын
And to those who read this, i can see that he thinks that air blocking is a thing, he gets juggled thinking he's blocking in mid air alot. I can see openings is his attacks when he tries to combo from thanos
@mwroberson90847 жыл бұрын
Typically in games there is a natural delay playing online due to latency. It's usually about 100ms or less if your on a good connection. It's barely noticeable. But to phil being as dumb as he is for him the delay is almost like 1000ms
@theluckyscout85917 жыл бұрын
Mw Roberson ok, thank you for the explaination
@MariaIsabellaZNN7 жыл бұрын
He also thinks literally every player other than him has devised methods to take advantage of the lag to do whatever they want.. That's his "online bullshit" that "wouldn't work offline!"
@dricsi077 жыл бұрын
Chun Li:"There is more to fighting than brute strenght." Was she talking to Phil directly right there?
@tobypaet35407 жыл бұрын
From my experience this game has really good netcode
@dantevic7 жыл бұрын
Toby Paet yep the netcode in this game is godlike.
@Snake220917 жыл бұрын
Wow dood, fuck you, you DARE claim the almighty DSP is WRONG!?
@tobypaet35407 жыл бұрын
Col. Gob Knobbler I was just saying from my experience I apologize if I offend you
@AncientCS7 жыл бұрын
DSP was the salt monster from Star Trek.
@EdenianSavior7 жыл бұрын
How dare I get hit by this scrubs 140+ combo. This game sucks online, this opponent sucks. Even though, I allow myself to be hit by them, with my constant mashing, when I'm "not doing anything"
@Gakusangi7 жыл бұрын
Wow, it's like 30 minutes of Phil getting savaged in a corner XD
@homerunboi7 жыл бұрын
That Iron Man-Ultron was pretty clean, I guess he had... *Superior Attacks.*
@Tacoguy10007 жыл бұрын
PokeHax You have no idea how accurate that statement is.
@Gentou767 жыл бұрын
My question is, why does think every person who beats him is an undeserved victory?
@vanillacream23837 жыл бұрын
Gentou The Confused sometimes he sees some "good players" only if he doesn't know the match up.
@A3manAMG7 жыл бұрын
Because Phil the "former professional fighting game player" thinks his opponents mash or do random supers. He complains that this game has no fundamentals
@jurisfootrag7 жыл бұрын
Because in "Philandia," congealed within the hollow wasteland that is his head, Phil always wins.
@hellshakepootis2837 жыл бұрын
This just hurt more his pride as the 4th place in Evo championship on broken port.
@tifacloudff7757 жыл бұрын
cause his brain doesn't understand the beating hes getting bugged losing mechanics
@BloodoperaBlackvomit7 жыл бұрын
HE's distracted by all the pretty lights... no wonder he sucks.
@Talking-Monkey4 жыл бұрын
He uses two of the tank characters so he doesn't have to have any skillset. Just land 1/4 the hits as any of the opponents he plays. Then he picks the power to bring back one of the Tank characters after he loses one, and raises their attack power, so again, more time for him to hope to land a few random hits that will take away more damage than someone skilled in combos. He is the definition of scrub mode.
@Funchurn187 жыл бұрын
Phil: I didn't do that. Everyone else: Yes you did.
@a.c.slater79896 жыл бұрын
Its pretty interesting how all fighting games suffer from the same issues when he plays them
@titaniclance58377 жыл бұрын
Love your content, though with this much exposure to salt I'm afraid of instant death by heart attack and stroke, haha
@MsGhoulz7 жыл бұрын
Phil does the same 3 moves with Nemesis....
@hofexcusemaker74287 жыл бұрын
Dood he's punishing them for mashing buttuhns
@MrFreE3D7 жыл бұрын
I like how phil just does one lame combo with Thanos, an he can say when you are good or not
@ccricers7 жыл бұрын
For someone that has tournament experience, he sure doesn't adhere to the "play to win" mentality very well.
@dumbfoundedkiryu94687 жыл бұрын
>unironically thinking he never does random supers or attacks in general
@flamethedark50577 жыл бұрын
Hey if anyone wants to play a cool drinking game,Take a shot everytime phil says he couldn’t block.I don’t recommend doing this with hard alcohol.
@vanillacream23837 жыл бұрын
Who knew DSP was a Mind Reader. He knows instantly that his opponents are button mashing. What a special skill.
@DreySlayking Жыл бұрын
It's called projection.
@justyouraveragememester50377 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see DSP's "Perfect fighting game"
@Ballade907 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, 4:50 is fucking BEAUTIFUL. Dude switches and phil teleports behind zero as Dante's super is going on, goddamn.
@ziegkyu7 жыл бұрын
Ballade90 Best of all, I'm pretty sure that was intentional on his opponent's part. I think he saw Phil activating the teleport and swapped Zero in specifically so that would happen. Dante stuffing Nemesis' super with his sword spin was beautiful too, even if I think that one was on accident.
@j.d.prophecy437 жыл бұрын
Omfg that dancing vegeta has me hollering
@Talking-Monkey5 жыл бұрын
Lmao at DsPhail complaining that his opponents are just "spamming safe combos with no skill or fundamentals". All the while, any time he is lucky enough to land a string of hits he is mashing the same exact "Pattern Combos" that he complains about. The only difference is that he does them way worse than them and he knows half as many that are half as long . He is what people would call a "Basic Bitch".
@Marconius177 жыл бұрын
Why can’t he just lose everything and make one last depressing vlog before he fades into nothing
@Snake220917 жыл бұрын
Because he just doesn't wanna stay down, his cushion of "Paytreein" protects him from total failure.
@Negativedemon987 жыл бұрын
I don't know, but if the rumours about the IRS coming for him are true, then not even his Paytreein can't save his sorry ass.
@TheJericho11237 жыл бұрын
i think the irs hit phil with a reality stone today.
@a.g.m87907 жыл бұрын
These are funny in a sad way.. it's literally just an old man complaining that he lacks the hand eye coordination to play with his toys anymore lol
@Black.Clover57 жыл бұрын
When they quit, they are scrubs. When he quits, it's their connection. Lol what
@Talking-Monkey4 жыл бұрын
If "spamming attacks" is so easy to mash out like he claims is what his opponents do. I would love to see him do it and show everyone what he claims us true. He won't because it's obviously nonsense. But I just wanted to point it out.
@reeecont77977 жыл бұрын
Wait I don't have this fighting game so I'm kinda new, but I'm pretty sure most of the time he said he got hit in block was because he got mixed up like LeBron dancing around an 10 year old. Also WTF THE MIND STONE DOES THAT!?!? NANI?!
@venomfuryx32507 жыл бұрын
"I roll with the team that i like and i'm doing well with" Yeah, we can see that Phil :)
@SuperDanHimself7 жыл бұрын
Talk about fundamentals - - Can't even block.
@supersnappahead7 жыл бұрын
The scrubbiest scrub to ever scrub
@Lucent1517 жыл бұрын
This guy was so predictable that the Dante player read the Thanos Laura fireball >> tp behind and it's funny how he can't comprehend what happened.
@Black_Aces7 жыл бұрын
If mashing was really as effective as Phil says wouldn't he be a champ at this game??
@Voxyld7 жыл бұрын
Plot twist : Dsp said he "didn't do it" every time he fucks up an input because he actually is not the one playing, an alien came into his house and play the game instead, but is mind-controlling phil because the alien sucks at the game and figured the only human who could believe (even when mind-controlled) that he himself is so shitty is DSP.
@mvlucca7 жыл бұрын
Salt incarnate.
@Thatdudejosh97 жыл бұрын
“Yeah this guy’s totally not pattern based gameplay.” Meanwhile he’s doing the same basic thanos combo over and over again
@yugijak7 жыл бұрын
"He did one high-low mixup." Yes. Because that mixup is called an UNBLOCKABLE mixup. Means you have to push block before it happens to avoid it or it becomes UNBLOCKABLE.
@RP-dy5mu6 жыл бұрын
Opponent doesn’t need fighting fundamentals because he’s ascended to a better skill level than fundamentals.
@manticorephoenix7 жыл бұрын
It still floors me that he is so shit that he can get struck with a 90 hit combo (I'm not criticizing the game, I know that giant combo chains are the point of it) and still talks like it was his Opponent that fucked up lol "you beat me that's why you're shit!"
@NecrowarriorDX7 жыл бұрын
How come in every game his inputs don't come out, st5, injustice 2, Tekken 5, dragon ball fighters, ultra st2 and now marvel vs capcom. Just accept that are going to lose to some people who are better than you rather than crafting the same bs excuses for every game and every lose.
@Slappaccino7 жыл бұрын
Necrowarrior Games ... Some?
@Thatdudejosh97 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that thought Zero said “Slut!” At 3:34 😅
@joe21996 жыл бұрын
I cant believe he said that first Dante/Zero player was mashing. You have to be fucking kidding me. lol. Ah the salty tears.
@Talking-Monkey5 жыл бұрын
DsPhail is a scrub on his best day. He uses the excuses salty 10 year olds use when they are getting owned in a game. How he has any patrons at all is beyond me. One can only assume that they are all on the spectrum in one way or another. It is amazing to watch him get wrecked by random opponents and project himself onto them via his complaints. "They" suck . "They" are scrubs. "This game" Sucks. they all really translate to him and his lack of skills.
@clyiri16527 жыл бұрын
This guy complains about 'patern combo gameplay', yet he literally does the same thing every match. Spam with Nemisis, and rely on the same super Thanos combo into nemesis super and hit people for near 50% HP. Oh, while of course crutching on soul stone... WHICH HE NEVER USES outside of the revive. Though I've been watching a little more carefully, a majority of the time he's 'blocking', the little Counter comes up, that means he's pressing a button right?
@343GuiltyBlaze7 жыл бұрын
"Oh yeah this definitely isn't just shitty pattern gameplay." *immediately does the one Thanos combo he ever does* Phil's Garbage Gaming Hour has got such palpable irony, as usual.
@legs0fsteel7 жыл бұрын
Lol he blames the netcode a lot i'm in Europe and i play Americans all the time at 3-5 bars without any problems.
@dantevic7 жыл бұрын
legs0fsteel yep the netcode in this game is godlike.
@No_Plays_Hand_Empty7 жыл бұрын
I think Phil#s internet might just be shit
@thatgingerkidk12917 жыл бұрын
24:18 anyone else notice the stutter as he tried to think of something?
@moweryne247 жыл бұрын
Love how Phil talks about dashing forward mash combos yet at Thanos he literally does the same launch combo every time
@ikasando7 жыл бұрын
Well made video sir, you just earned yourself a subscriber! Phil needs an Intelligence bobble head if you can dig it?
@diddleydoops97057 жыл бұрын
And i thought i was bad at fighting games
@killertoadstools7 жыл бұрын
Holy crap. SnugglyBoss. That was a sweet ass-frying.
@jr56877 жыл бұрын
"These combos are all just spam!" *Proceeds to spam rocket launcher.*
@songoten99877 жыл бұрын
"he's just mashing" yea sure Phil, I guess everyone can.mash out a fucking 90 hit combo!
@silvercyborg7 жыл бұрын
This is even funnier given all of the Marvel tournaments this past weekend.
@clintarama34307 жыл бұрын
05:28 Now that was a panic random super
@Tigerman90017 жыл бұрын
Which is louder? Fill's complaining or his button mashing?
@oAPXo7 жыл бұрын
I can't block! -Proceeds to hit a button while blocking; Also, what are the "fighting game fundamentals" he speaks of?
@walterdimm8487 жыл бұрын
Do you guys think he even knows the meaning of "team composition"
@davydluan57 жыл бұрын
Valty i heard he's gonna move to SALT Lake City, is that true? xD
@MasterMickkaG7 жыл бұрын
Panda Xkills I have no idea lol that would be hilarious
@davydluan57 жыл бұрын
that was a joke. Awww it's cute how it went over your head. lol
@russking7777 жыл бұрын
So does he run soul stone cause he knows he's going to get ass handed to him cause It sure seems that way.
@masterlee19887 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's pretty much his backup plan when he loses a character. Funny enough, sometimes he gets defeated before he can even use that stone.
@ZenoDovahkiin7 жыл бұрын
Where did all those people get the uncanny ability to block when playing online?
@lobomon20006 жыл бұрын
Why does DSP use TANK PLAYERS in this game knowing that they have a high probability of getting thwomped without the opponent breaking a sweat?