DSP Tries It: RAGE Salty Moments Best Compilation

[@ProfessorxVile]

DSP needs to put down his controller and pick up a job application.

[@RobertTarlow]

Even the job won’t hire this bum😂😂😂

[@Rob_Red]

Facts

[@LegendsForever206]

Agreed

[@kevinericsnell4092]

Whoever summed up the laugh as "ack ack ack" did him a disservice. It's more like the Count from Sesame Street, like glottal stop + ah. I'd represent it more as 'Auh 'Auh 'Auh.

[@Mulberry_Mojo]

His death counters always go into the hundreds. Dude wtf? These games are hard, but not THAT hard. You just gotta learn!

[@ProfessorxVile]

Gaming isn't easy when you have hooves instead of hands... nothing he could do!

[@straightfrommissouri]

"You gotta learn." Therein lies the biggest problem with Phil's gaming "skills" *pigman can't learn dood!*

[@RobertTarlow]

He also rage quit on Soul Calibur 6. I hope Phil doesn’t buy Wo Long Dynasty because he doesn’t deserve to touch this beautiful game.

[@thatONEmachine]

I liked Wo Long but beautiful?

[@xyroexcuses]

Thank you for another blessing Vault 👑

[@tommyl9614]

Notification squad who's with me

[@hankhill7055]

Dsp brain is fried i tell you what

[@straightfrommissouri]

Deep fried like the chicken he loves to wolf down.

[@MMA_INF]

It’s all the gin

[@DS-uf4qw]

There isn't one game this individual plays where he does remotely decent. Every time he makes a mistake, it's the game's fault, somehow and one of the tried and tested DSP-isms come out: 1. Tried to dodge, didn't work. 2. You guys see this?! I'm dodging, are you kidding me?! 3. The camera is stuck, I can't see!! 4. This is ridiculous! I can't do anything! 5. *throat clear* *dumb laugh* *hork some mucus* 6. Oh my god this game sucks! And many many more. Every montage showcases his continuous decline.

[@impulse_xs]

As usual, you did everything correct. TY

[@paxoblanks1786]

I love these please make more I'll join

[@Nobleshield]

Everything is an excuse with him lmao. Dude legit can't just say he was outplayed. Like okay the guy just spamming projectiles was shit, but he should admit when he had a good game and just gotten beat. Like that one... tekken I think it is (not familiar with the series, he's playing as a tiger/lion dude), that was a good match. It came down to the final round, both of them were close but his opponent got out a super at the end. Does he take the L and say it was a close match? No, of course not. "He gets a random super, stupid online scrub!" Dude legit thinks if it wasn't for "online lag" he'd be like completely undefeated and ranked #1.

[@omniman7349]

Nice time to get my popcorn

[@devinbell3901]

I love how he says “this isn’t in street fighter 2” or “tekken 3” that’s because it ISNT!

[@navi-charlotte]

wow dood! this amazing! big ups 🙏

[@maximussynner1676]

The only game he ever beat was his meat

[@djcreepypastaclown6555]

👌👌 Yes!

[@straightfrommissouri]

It'd be so funny if DSP had a heart attack on one of his live streams 🗿

[@gileadbot19]

Good lord, if any of us were even remotely as bad at our jobs as pigroach is at video games, we'd be standing in the unemployment line for the rest of time. He is beyond bad, it's like he's never played before despite playing games for at least half his life if not more. It strains credulity that he isn't *_profoundly_* embarrassed to show anyone online any of his gameplay. His old man reflexes are worse than that of a quadriplegic sloth having a bath in drying cement, ffs

[@LUX711]

Absolutely horrendous. This is his hobby & way to make money btw, just a reminder. ♿️

[@ferger1533]

Dsp is so bad at Games

[@asecretone]

But great at begging

[@dukenukem6377]

True

[@straightfrommissouri]

also bad at finding a job application and following through with keeping said job

[@TheNexDude]

I love watching him get clowned on in fighting games because of his lack of pace and extreme predictability but he instead can only flail and blame the game.

[@DrunkDoglol]

worthless specimen