“Funny how everyone wants me to fight the toughest stuff in the game, but no one wants to support it. It’s pretty upsetting” - DSP, the man who can’t understand why people don’t like him
@auberygraham61402 жыл бұрын
I think he understand perfectly why people hate him but admitting that would mean admitting he did something wrong. Which he definitely didn’t do.
@jonathansoko10852 жыл бұрын
Phil also thinks hes a working man. He is delusional
@NecrossXIII2 жыл бұрын
“Guys I’m playing the video game why aren’t you paying me!” Maybe it’s cause people wanted to SEE it not pay for it
@Abedeuss2 жыл бұрын
He also spent over 2 hours stalling getting to get to do optional quest shit.
@mikerzisu95082 жыл бұрын
@@Abedeuss so what? He is getting levels and items that will help him. It is a smart move. Going in too early will get you rekt
@koibitothescrublord49772 жыл бұрын
Bro what killed me was when Phil said "In real life I would've hit her!" Then you have a Malenia in the live chat post her address. 😂😂😂
@dutchsophia47582 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ickyfist2 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious. He's so dumb anyway. In real life you can't jump up and then turn in mid air to attack a different direction. Not the he can jump in real life anyway.
@neko2812 жыл бұрын
Phils diabetic ass cant even hit the gym what makes him think he can hit a literal goddess
@abny142 жыл бұрын
@@ickyfist phil can't jump cuz of his back so there goes his cheesing
@RadioactiveSince1990x2 жыл бұрын
@@ickyfist His body is so atrophied he couldn't even dream about jumping
@kenshirojoestar16512 жыл бұрын
I love how he's trying to cover the fact he read the guide on her, casually talking about how her attacks in the first few fights and just instantly understand she heals through attacking and he's completely calm despite being a slow, jumping character almost designed to lose to her.
@karaso02 жыл бұрын
Really shocked alot of people are talking about this. He was acting suspiciously calm at the start and knew to keep a good distance from her to make sure he had enough spacing to avoid the full force of her waterflow. Against all other bosses hed blindly dash towards them and spam jump heavy. Also his rolling was half decent during her waterflow for someone that's never fought her. No way you dodge that many slashes off rip, plus hes admitted to watching other streamers play elden.
@NYGiantsfan10292 жыл бұрын
or that parrying with a shield would work well against her
@kenshirojoestar16512 жыл бұрын
@@karaso0 also notice how he had anti bleed consumables in his quick bar? Crazy how overleveled he is and spent like an hour on this and didn't get to phase 2 even once, never saw the upcoming bleed.
@ickyfist2 жыл бұрын
@@kenshirojoestar1651 Wait, she does bleed? Or do you mean rot?
@kenshirojoestar16512 жыл бұрын
@@ickyfist one or the other, can't really remember, either way Dave knows about it and stocked up in preparation.
@hepcat95282 жыл бұрын
A "variety of weapons." He uses the same attack over and over again regardless of the weapon, so the gameplay doesn't change, just the range.
@destinationskyline072 жыл бұрын
Remember dsp and the spear in nioh? And he gets mad when people say he's boring.
@vict0ree2 жыл бұрын
He sucks so bad at video games its crazy he even gets a penny.
@Soydrinker9992 жыл бұрын
I love how he thinks that she only uses waterfowl dance when he's nearly out of stamina yet doesn't then think " oh maybe I shouldn't run out of stamina" and he just keeps spamming jump attacks
@Xycomm2 жыл бұрын
I’m honestly shocked DSP was even able to get to Malenia
@Noir.Surace2 жыл бұрын
With guides on hand after every stream of course .
@MrAnoymousBoss1232 жыл бұрын
its taken him about 2 months of playing pretty much daily to get here, wouldn’t be surprised if it takes another 2 months to beat her
@MasticinaAkicta2 жыл бұрын
I mean 2 months of playing, highly over leveled, many streams of getting absolutely nothing done... he would reach her! At a point... somewhere in time.
@NCRRanger77532 жыл бұрын
It's not that surprising. He admitted that he's been watching other playthroughs. So he's been studying each and every step of the game through other people's playthroughs and reading guides.
@lewispooper31382 жыл бұрын
@@MasticinaAkicta no such thing as being overleveled
@cauliflowerconnoisseur27102 жыл бұрын
"sometimes she staggers. But when she has certain moves, she has extra poise" Good job, Phil! you just explained almost every boss made in a Fromsoft game.
@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll2 жыл бұрын
It only took him playing all the Soulsborne games to date to understand the concept of hyper armour… although I don’t think he grasps it fully, as is his way of with things.
@QuackSus2 жыл бұрын
@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll crazy how he knows nothing about all of the fighting game aspects that apply to fromsoft games considering his history with fgc
@lewispooper31382 жыл бұрын
Except bosses like abyss watchers are highly telegraphed as to which attacks have hyper armor and Malenia input reads to react with a hyper armor attack
@smward872 жыл бұрын
@@QuackSus To be fair his history with the FGC was as the obnoxious asshole no one wanted to compete with and laughed at to his face when he tried to hype himself up as the "King of Hate" as if that was a good nickname and something to be proud to call yourself. Oh, and his grandest achievement, his 4th place finish at EVO (regional qualifiers) in a busted ass port of SFII that only like a dozen people signed up for. In short: he's always been a sad clown. It's not just an online persona like he originally tried to lie about and claim.
@Patrick-Not-Star Жыл бұрын
@@lewispooper3138 shut up nerd
@AnxiousOrko2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ who told Phil about jump attacks? Man is spamming them like it’s the only attack he has, people need to understand that although advantageous at times, jump attacks are not as good as people think and thus sometimes are not worth leaving you open for so long
@Soydrinker9992 жыл бұрын
He pretty much just brute forces every game
@boglurker20432 жыл бұрын
I'd imagine most players realised this when they reached stormveil castle. Phil must legitimately have 80 iq or something.
@lydellb2 жыл бұрын
Three in a row 🤣. I'm just baffled. No effort Phil.
@saataniac15752 жыл бұрын
80 it’s too generous
@kg8882 жыл бұрын
Because of the staggering. He want that stagger since godrick?
@rexine19902 жыл бұрын
For the first 15 mins or so, Phil was able to keep his cool and sanity. However, his typical whinning and complaining character comes into play as he gradually loses patience, and it just got worse and worse.
@ickyfist2 жыл бұрын
The beginning was just him pretending to learn things he already saw about the fight in a guide so he was expecting to die a lot during the act. Once he got that out of the way he was confronted with the fact the he actually has to employ that knowledge successfully to beat her.
@mikerzisu95082 жыл бұрын
@@ickyfist not to mention the only attack he knows is spamming jump L1s. It’s like dude, get some variety
@PATRIOTxx32 жыл бұрын
you can tell when his narcissistic ego starts to break is when he starts blaming the controller and other external factors
@Andrew-Ryan2 жыл бұрын
What’s crazy is how he tries the SAME dodge 78 times in a row and it doesn’t work but it never dawns on him to maybe try to just run… or god forbid roll past her.
@zachattackstheworld2 жыл бұрын
That's how it is with every soulsbourne fan who can't beat a boss.
@mysite10122 жыл бұрын
*Phil Approaches Malenia Phil: "I'm ready to jump attack!" Malenia: "Time to destroy a pigroach" Everyone watching: "This is where the fun begins!"
@Ender_Queen092 жыл бұрын
A boss where he can't just spam jump attacks lol
@Retr0Danny25 Жыл бұрын
Everybody get your Popcorn
@visserin2 жыл бұрын
he quit kirby souls and expects to do this?
@MaleniaLeBladeofMiquella2 жыл бұрын
He likes aerial attacks? So do I.
@pacifiedbeaumonte2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Bread_Bug Жыл бұрын
You are a legend
@facundovera3227 Жыл бұрын
You wench stop killing me.
@Xxandrew012 жыл бұрын
Lol. We all saw this coming. His jump cheese has finally lost it's edge on this boss huh? XD
@airiakizuki55922 жыл бұрын
actually learn game mechanics, why bother, just give up instead
@agent_of_cthulhu2 жыл бұрын
Hasn't been working for most of his playthrough. Have you seen how many times he has died and how long it has taken him to get this far? He has been getting destroyed for weeks.
@eschcal98392 жыл бұрын
White man can't jump? IDK. Maybe if he'll empty his pockets. Maybe start taking his money in little bits every time he loses, five or something a death. He'd get as gud as is possible for DSP. Nothing comes between him and money.
@Amitlu2 жыл бұрын
He'd do better if he wasnt so greedy with them. Or you know... just attacked regularly
@mikerzisu95082 жыл бұрын
@@Amitlu he screwed himself by not even bothering to learn other attacks or mechanics
@derythwindsor98112 жыл бұрын
I honestly find it hilarious at this point that from the start to current of his playthrough he is still heavily relying on just using jump attacks. In fact, I don’t recall much of him using any melee move that doesn’t involve a jump attack xD
@generalgk2 жыл бұрын
It’s ALL he does!
@chrisdornerrespecter88842 жыл бұрын
the whole game he just uses jump r2 it's pathetic
@hollamari51092 жыл бұрын
Such a slow attack for such a fast boss. He's such an...idiot.
@bleung22742 жыл бұрын
He tells everyone how he has played a VARIETY OF BUILDS and how he's doing EVERYTHING, yet his combat style is just mashing the same button over and over again, and whining when he reacts too slowly to anything.
@elmase21632 жыл бұрын
Bet he doesnt even use the claw talisman
@JoeyCentral2 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how many people thought that he was gonna steam roll her because of how overleveled she is. But Malenia is not a boss you can beat by just being overleveled. His jump attack spam is gonna get him killed by waterfowl dance every time and he will never find a way to dodge that. My guess is that he is gonna re-spec eventually to a bleed build and fully upgrade rivers of blood and cheese her after X number of attempts lol
@summ.34332 жыл бұрын
There are cheese jump builds that counter maleina as well, dual wielding two hammers and spamming jump attack is one of them, won't be long before dsp switches weapons AGAIN for his cheese starts.
@JoeyCentral2 жыл бұрын
@@summ.3433 True, but those people know how to dodge through Waterfowl Dance, something that he doesnt know how to do. Plus, as someone who uses dual colossal greatswords, you still have to know her moveset in order to beat her. I still struggle even though I know how to dodge her waterfowl attack 90% of the time, so I highly doubt that DSP will ever figure that out or bother practicing to do so.
@pedrobrazon66102 жыл бұрын
I saw a dude that was 200+ with rivers of blood and some other weapons equiped and still got destroyed
@stkjuice2 жыл бұрын
I read that they had patched the bleed effect for this boss. They greatly reduced its affect as many people were cheesing it.
@dullinator10592 жыл бұрын
There nerfed bleed and frost proccs in 1.04
@Noir.Surace2 жыл бұрын
ITS TIME MALENIA , AVENGE LUDWIG AND GUNDYR.. we are counting on you! The perfect boss to counter the ackack demon .
@ShitOwl4 ай бұрын
your partner died ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
@ralphg34542 жыл бұрын
I never had a video game "drop my input" I must be very lucky.
@airiakizuki55922 жыл бұрын
its happened to me once or twice every year, not every day like phil
@HighLanderPonyYT2 жыл бұрын
The game has delay on dodging, long input buffers, and locks you into an animation that you can't dodge cancel out of if you naturally turn around 180 while sprinting. The controls are janky.
@greatabysswalker3802 жыл бұрын
Happens to me all the time in fighting games online. Never in an offline game like DSP is playing here.
@ralphg34542 жыл бұрын
@@greatabysswalker380 i had no idea. But I don't play fighting games.
@minecwaftbeans62972 жыл бұрын
Laughed my ass off when at the end of the stream he claimed that the game has “froze up” on him and now he won’t get to enjoy a hard boss fight
@veliceligt022 жыл бұрын
He doesn't deserve to beat her. I hope this is his next kirby.
@priestofthighs30132 жыл бұрын
@@veliceligt02 you mind explaining what happened with him and kirby?
@Mr_X_T-1032 жыл бұрын
@@priestofthighs3013 He rage quit the final challenge.
@priestofthighs30132 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_X_T-103 omg I need to see this
@veliceligt022 жыл бұрын
@@priestofthighs3013 He got to a hard boss and ended up rage quitting the game and hasn't played it since. It was a kids game lol
@TheCypher192 жыл бұрын
This has the potential to be one of the longest running series on youtube. It's a shame he removed the soreseal, but phase 2 is going to be a rude awakening due to the bullshit, troll mechanics *snort*
@teddyholiday80382 жыл бұрын
It’s important for us scumbags to remember that Phil did absolutely nothing wrong… In fact…he did everything absolutely right.
@CountJoe12 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna call it and say he’ll beat her in a lot less time than we think, he’ll look up a guide and just so happen to change his build off camera and then pretend to be surprised when he beats her first try.
@lincolnthedescription45032 жыл бұрын
@@CountJoe1 He will find rivers of blood.
@cauliflowerconnoisseur27102 жыл бұрын
@@lincolnthedescription4503 or now they fixed the life steal bug he will run a greatshield build and just poke her with a spear or something
@edwarren70222 жыл бұрын
@@cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 that was a bug? I disagree she is tough but is weak to bleed attacks. I beat her with powerstancing two katanas
@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll2 жыл бұрын
Its a good thing that Mr. I’m Married didn’t make it into her second phase. His purity and virginity is preserved for his wife. 🙏
@jazzygeofferz2 жыл бұрын
You spelt Mom wrong.
@Usagi19922 жыл бұрын
Yep, we'd get an *"NO, DOOD!! I'm MARRIED DOOD!"* moment right there LOFL
@jazzygeofferz2 жыл бұрын
"I pressed the wrong button. I pressed jump instead of roll." No Dave, you went for good old jumping L1 and realised you were going to get destroyed so tried to save face.
@MarkerMurker2 жыл бұрын
That's kind of the same thing though. Still pressing the wrong button, the difference is in the timing of realization
@MariaIsabellaZNN2 жыл бұрын
"I said it wrong all this time and nobody corrected me!" His fans know better than to incite DER FUHRER's wrath, he might endlessly berate and insult them at best, and ban BAN BAN BAN GONE FOREVER them at worst.
@wingusdingus94472 жыл бұрын
He's looked at a guide, he's trying to stay calm in front of the people flocking to see him fail and he's crushed at how difficult this boss truly is. You can see he prepared and he hates every second of this He doesn't have it to win this. I've watched him play the souls games and he doesnt have enough heals to get through this alone
@TonyWa1ker2 жыл бұрын
Yeah other people fighting and dodging her makes it look easy it’s another story fighting her yourself
@zstrode.89532 жыл бұрын
Malenia is trying to end world hunger slicing all that bacon up! *SNORT*
@Ayysthetic2 жыл бұрын
36:12 “I tried to roll, nothing” Obviously midair doing a jump LOL
@tonytots56982 жыл бұрын
I fell off my chair at that part
@pedrobrazon66102 жыл бұрын
Also he spam heals and wonders why he can't roll mid heal animation...
@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll2 жыл бұрын
He just throws himself at her sword.
@QuackSus2 жыл бұрын
7:00 had me fucking crying i knew he was going to start jumping instead of rolling
@cristianbasaez28502 ай бұрын
And after a second on that beautiful moment, in the mid of healing, ROLL, it just doesnt come out!😂😂😂😂
@kevinmajorca2 жыл бұрын
Boss that requires precise timing and gains health from humiliating chuggers. Can't wait until the fake phasitivity ends and he will just cheese this boss with a guide. 😂🤣🐐
@johnwheels892 жыл бұрын
The fact she heals on misses now makes it worse DSP is in for a rude awakening lol
@RifleSlayer0072 жыл бұрын
@@johnwheels89 they accidentally broke her more than they did before thankfully I got threw it two times before this patch
@RifleSlayer0072 жыл бұрын
@kevin inb4 he discovers bleed builds to cheese this boss but she is still gonna heal on misses haha
@abny142 жыл бұрын
He's already using a guide that's how he knew she would heal after her combo.
@arik22162 жыл бұрын
He'd use parry strategy. I guess.
@dizzle11192 жыл бұрын
"The same thing again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again." - Phil, on losing to a boss who won't sit still so he can jump attack 20 times consecutively.
@bosscomplex2 жыл бұрын
jump attack, jump attack, jump attack, I don't want to be Mr. jump attack - dsp.. probably
@FA7ALtheGOD2 жыл бұрын
It's be so funny if he summoned "Let Me Solo Her" only for him to pop into the fight and then leave like Patches does when you fight Radahn. 🤣
@airiakizuki55922 жыл бұрын
that was a good start........as he just stood there like a moron and took hits
@Abedeuss2 жыл бұрын
"I didn't do much damage and she mostly healed everything back as I died, but it was a good try!"
@poelmeister2 жыл бұрын
To be fair to him; whenever I hear: “I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella” my thumbs automatically begin dodge roll actions.
@crazy-acid-trip9765 Жыл бұрын
Funny listening to him fuck up the back lore and characters
@risefm0012 жыл бұрын
You can almost see the moment ol’ Philly realizes jump L1 spam isn’t going to work here in the same ways it has with the rest of the game…and it’s glorious.
@blastchambers21502 жыл бұрын
Huh strange its almost as if Malenia is a boss where spamming jump L1, and face tanking are a terrible idea.
@harrowingabyss45182 жыл бұрын
Phils entire playthru is just jump attacks. Also it's funny how he pretends he doesn't know she heal from attacking you and has a second phase like he hasn't looked her up before hand.
@ShadowKilla8152 жыл бұрын
FAAAAAAACTS. I also noticed how he casually mentioned her second phase. When i first fought her and finally beat her first phase I screamed in celebration and then almost cried when the second phase cutscene played.
@Autocratical2 жыл бұрын
To be fair if you weren’t expecting a second phase after making it to through the Haligtree you’re either an extreme optimist or just haven’t been paying attention. From soft has a major hardon for second phase bosses. Not like she’s unique.
@ShadowKilla8152 жыл бұрын
@@Autocratical It was definitely the optimist in me. I've played all the soulsbourne games except for sekiro (wasn't really my style) and it was also a pretty late night and i had a few drinks. I should've definitely expected a second phase. Especially since a lot of the Elden Ring bosses had them
@hindae0852 жыл бұрын
Oh he let it slip during this video that he knows she has a second phase. Quote “I’m saving the Physick for her second phase” before popping it anyway and getting eviscerated by the Waterfowl dance lol
@hindae0852 жыл бұрын
@@Autocratical True, but most of the second phase bosses in Elden Ring trigger it about half way down the life bar, not upon a kill.
@moRULEZ18981 Жыл бұрын
I love how whiny his character's scream is whenever he gets hit by a big hit, just like Phil himself
@jjjordan3881 Жыл бұрын
Omg i hate how he acts like he really cares whats going on lore wise. Hell, even after playing BB he still didnt get wth was going on.
@marcrics2 жыл бұрын
The fact he still doesn't understand a roll whilst still in the heal animation won't work is very odd.
@theshadowlezz28292 жыл бұрын
36:10 Mid jump but goes "I tried to roll" lmao
@Maxb0-__-2 жыл бұрын
62 iq piemp
@megavolt672 жыл бұрын
He's such a phony. He's not surprised by her moves (not even any reaction to her grab, which should be a surprise to everyone the first time they get caught by it), he noticed instantly that she could recover her health, and he showed no real anger at losing. Seems like Orphan of Kos all over again except this time he's going to drag this out on purpose to try and get donations + subs before later "stumbling" upon a build that works against her while he pretending to be surprised that it's working so well.
@TheHispanicmaid2 жыл бұрын
I hope Malenia beats Champion Gundyr’s record of Gundyr 68 Phil 1.
@FriedShrimp04 Жыл бұрын
"My jumping attacks have so bad tracking" *Continues to use nothing but jumping L1*
@pukefiend2 жыл бұрын
"wow she's got gold toe boots lol" Those are fake legs Phil, hence fake toes. Like the fake arm that's literally right there. God he is the least perceptive person on the planet I swear
@lametrieousp2 жыл бұрын
To be fair I thought those were boots at first too.
@IDKbruh4202 жыл бұрын
@@lametrieousp me too, but when we wear it tho it really is toe boots
@Toxik_Dubz2 жыл бұрын
He didn't even pay attention to the game enough to know she had already let the rot flower bloom once, was already infected from birth, and was already missing her arm when fighting Radahn...he allowed her to reattach her arm before engaging. Radahn is Chad AF IMO...best character in the game.
@lametrieousp2 жыл бұрын
@@Toxik_Dubz ok I don't have the game, but are you saying you can attack her before she puts the arm on?
@pukefiend2 жыл бұрын
@@Toxik_Dubz Radahn is husband material tbh. Gigachad
@prietito17422 жыл бұрын
I hope she avenge and breaks our fallen prince Gundyr record and makes us proud
@christophermitchell27802 жыл бұрын
"I haven't just done one thing the entirety of the game" And then... Since spamming jump attacks are clearly not doing him any favors he... spams jumping attacks which is the superior tactic.
@zachtrisler94642 жыл бұрын
Malenia is gonna be the next Ludwig dood
@sunderlandspook18752 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that DSP actually understood the lore surrounding Malenia, Radahn, the rot, her prosthetic arm and he didn't die as soon as the cutscene ended. Gotta raise the astronomically low bar just a tad.
@darkone6662 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you have his pre stream where he said 13 years of bad gaming was just an act, it was gold.
@duncannily2 жыл бұрын
What? He actually said that? You're kidding
@darkone6662 жыл бұрын
@@duncannily he then went on to call everybody stupid for not getting it. This man's delusion is off the scales.
@fzndn-xvii2 жыл бұрын
@@darkone666 Honestly tho, I hope it's all just an act. The idea of a grown ass man unironically doing something like this as his 'job/business' hurts my brain.
@darkone6662 жыл бұрын
@@fzndn-xvii 🤣🤣
@darkone6662 жыл бұрын
@Scarlet Dani 🤣🤣
@vorreiter20102 жыл бұрын
you can tell that he googled this boss beforehand, because he is using weapons that inflict frostbite 😂
@mohs77092 жыл бұрын
Hope Malenia can reach the ranks of Ludwig, Gundyr, Ukbuk, and all the other champions of the DSP Ass-Beating Hall of Fame. Malenia World Order!
@JoeyCentral2 жыл бұрын
No kidding I will love Malenia despite all the ass kickings I’ve gotten from her if she pulls that off.
@ventdw3ler2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the jump attack and roll spam strats with mass healing on the side. The stuff of legends...
@grandmascreampie53722 жыл бұрын
Phil wants his jump attacks to track her like a heat seeking missile lmao
@shapestation43472 жыл бұрын
The “I really don’t care” voice crack at 16:12 completely betrays the pigroach
@Sasha.Z.2 жыл бұрын
What a surprise...the guy go nothing but jump attacks. Damn, some ppl are stubborn in their stupidity
@dustinalan84252 жыл бұрын
"She has no stagger!". In my experience she is probably the easiest boss to knock down. Hell, just one Taker's Flame will usually knock her on her ass, but Phil is using his tried and true "jump attack!"... So he is never going to win this fight lol.
@hindae0852 жыл бұрын
Yeah, a good patient player with the Blasphemous Blade can beat her out through attrition spacing out the Takers Flame attacks to create breaks and get big free heals. Phil is just an idiot wondering why he has no stamina after 3 or 4 jump attacks
@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll2 жыл бұрын
She has no poise outside of the hyper armour she gets in certain attack animations. Which means that the way to win is to play aggressively (but smart) and try and stunlock her into a couple of attacks when she’s idle. Like whenever Phil hits her with a jumping attack he should follow up with some regular hits because she’ll be staggered. But he’s too used to just using jump attacks which are too slow to stunlock her.
@zackmcvicar49452 жыл бұрын
It took me approximately 5 minutes to realize how easily she's stunlocked and staggered. I'm a lowly rivers user (pve only) and it shredded her.
@markymark78032 жыл бұрын
Phil's "only use jump" play through is utterly boring.
@annatardlordofderps91812 жыл бұрын
"Good thing is she doesn't do that much damage... _loses half health in a second_ .. except from the combos." And DSP hasn't even seen anything yet.
@Schwartz_ls2 жыл бұрын
“Didn’t just do one thing the entire play through” Literally uses jumping attacks the whole game.
@ghostnihilus2 жыл бұрын
The fact that folks thought Malenia’s real toes were in those prostheses 😂🙏🏾 Toe Armor
@smward872 жыл бұрын
"Shes got boots, with toes. That's intricate." No Phil, those are prosthetics.
@lostnhollow2 жыл бұрын
Yeah this part of the TIHYDP is gonna be a phat hour at least. Mans is STRUGGLING
@SaguraXSousuke2 жыл бұрын
10x speed replay? cut it down to 20 minutes maybe? lol
@Tankotater2 жыл бұрын
25:21 Fucking literally spins 180 degrees in midair and hits her, proceeds to complain his character has no tracking
@pawnpure1232 жыл бұрын
The moment we have all been waiting for!
@Lolcryariver2 жыл бұрын
Facts that death counter gonna be 800 by the time he beats her
@airiakizuki55922 жыл бұрын
@@Lolcryariver im hoping this will the wall in the game he wont pass and death counter turns too 250,000 until he gives up
@pawnpure1232 жыл бұрын
@@airiakizuki5592 yeah this boss that will break Dave.
@superstraightpride53482 жыл бұрын
look at this fromsoft veteran expertly reviewing a boss in Elden Ring. while getting bodied and not even encountering her 2nd form.
@Skorge7892 жыл бұрын
You know dsp spent that whole night watching guide videos and counter builds to her. He'll come back next stream and claim he "thought" of the perfect way to beat her during his off time.
@Budd6312 жыл бұрын
“Nothing I could do. See?” *shows him pressing button.*
@joshuatodd57212 жыл бұрын
His expectation of tips astounds me. His level of gameplay is horrible. All he does is jump attack. Imagine going out to eat and your server brings you food but you never see them again until the bill, then expects a tip. Why would someone want to tip for poor performance? From games are meant to take you out of your comfort zone and force you to learn and adapt or die. Imagine a boxer that only throws haymakers. His career wouldn’t last long.
@davidrosensin79852 жыл бұрын
It'd be more like you went to a restaurant and asked for the specials of the day and they tell you "French Onion soup" even though you realize there's a blackboard with them written down near the hostess desk that has 4-6 things on it but your server insists that all they have is French Onion soup
@elmase21632 жыл бұрын
Damn phil literally brute forced his way to malenia only using jump r2, im impressed 🤣
@paz1514 Жыл бұрын
What I find the most depressing is how he is *almost* reasonable. He tries and fails every single time when it comes down to it, granted watching the fall from that reasonable mindset is super entertaining.
@SaiyanofLegend19932 жыл бұрын
Grab your popcorn boys and girls. This gonna be an arc and a half.
@ATthemusician2 жыл бұрын
In all fairness this is THE hardest boss in any fromsoft game, hands down, after getting the platinum trophy for every game they put out including OG demons souls and DS2, I can definitely say she is the absolute pinnacle of difficulty. He at least deserves a golf clap for beating her with shitty jump attack and without summoning ashes or anything.
@edwarren70222 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree. What weapon did you use I duel weirded katanas for that sweet bleed damage.
@BovineIntervention10 ай бұрын
Why are fromsoft players always so braindead ? How is it a more valid win to beat a boss spamming jump attacks and learning nothing while being 3 times the recommended level compared to using a ash at level 80 or something lol.
@Black_Sheep_02132 жыл бұрын
Ahh the moment we've all been waiting for. Even when he inevitably looks up a guide, he's still going to get destroyed.
@Andrew-Ryan2 жыл бұрын
Give this guy a break. He plays games all day for your enjoyment. The least we can do is give him money for the stuff millions of people have done in the past. This is, after all, his very difficult job and whatnot. Why don’t you try to play video games all day and see how easy it is. He shouldn’t have to be likable since he’s so deserving of our money with his high level game play. I mean come on, the guy did multiple builds for us!
@ickyfist2 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how little progress he has made on her. He is so overleveled it takes her 6 hits to kill him. He can just spam roll brainlessly during her waterfowl dance and even though he still gets hit he survives it. The funny thing is that his reactions are so bad that he spaces her out and sees her start the attack and still doesn't dodge the start of it in time and then just gets combo'd to death most of the time despite his massive hp bar. He's also clearly read guides on this shit as usual. He's spacing her out once she gets low enough to start doing waterfowl dance and then waits for her to do a move. This makes ZERO sense to do unless you know how that move works and it goes completely against how he has fought every other boss in the game.
@meeeeyaya2 жыл бұрын
What level is he?
@madnes19912 жыл бұрын
@@meeeeyaya 150+
@PATRIOTxx32 жыл бұрын
i honestly thought he'd make it to second form. Jump attacks, 20%dmg red, full havel's, and still couldn't do it
@QuackSus2 жыл бұрын
"She heals when she hits you i didnt even know that"
@vict0ree2 жыл бұрын
Because Phil is HORRIBLE at video games on a fundamental level.
@yaboihere4942 жыл бұрын
WHY DOES HE ONLY JUMP ATTACK?
@djx71342 жыл бұрын
He has like 30% more health and 2-3x as much damage as I had when I beat her. He can actually just spam roll / tank waterfowl dance reliably, lol. Jesus Christ ...
@mikerzisu95082 жыл бұрын
Not really, she would gain a major chunk of her health back. He needs to learn timing and dodging, which he hasn’t bothered to do yet really at all from what I have seen.
@mikerzisu95082 жыл бұрын
My guess is he either levels up more to try and make himself over leveled, or he respecs to a build he reads is best to fight her with or he uses a spirit summons
@Lolcryariver2 жыл бұрын
That death counter is off should be about 769
@NexusKinАй бұрын
Actually it should be about 42069.
@Reesepkc2 жыл бұрын
*Phase 2 begins* Pigroach - "A BEGINNERS TRAP!!"
@impatotec2 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever rooted for a boss harder than this lol
@dceasedbrickfan742 ай бұрын
She infected herself with rot to defeat Radagon. - DSP
@TheRisky9 Жыл бұрын
Malenia has a lot of thoughts about this fight: Malenia: "Nice jump attack. Mine is better." DSP: She's letting me buff. Malenia: Not like it will help. DSP: **After he staggers her** Now she's going to be pissed. Malenia: You bet I will. DSP: Once she starts side-stepping, you can't stay on her. Malenia: That's the point of side-stepping, you fool. Maybe you should try it. DSP: nO oNe Is giViNg Me TiPs. Malenia: How about the tip of my sword in your face? DSP: **Breaks Malenia's chair** Malenia: I took that personally.
@uncoomf3279 Жыл бұрын
She's just a broken boss no way around it
@TheRisky9 Жыл бұрын
@@uncoomf3279 She's actually not. She's easy if you can figure a way to dodge her waterfowl dance.
@uncoomf3279 Жыл бұрын
@@TheRisky9 sure, but Waterfowl Dance is a broken move which in turn makes the boss broken as a result. If she didn't have that I'd agree with you
@TheRisky911 ай бұрын
@@uncoomf3279 I just learned to dodge her waterfowl. It's actually shockingly easy when you know how to do it.
@uncoomf327911 ай бұрын
@@TheRisky9 the move is still fundamentally broken. The invisible cone hitbox underneath her is not present in any other boss, even her other moves lack an invisible wall beneath her. That move is broken in a way that is immersion breaking, game breaking, and ultimately makes the fight bad.
@LUX7112 жыл бұрын
His chat was on one in this a$$-whippin of a boss fight PR :: “facetank this combo, then jump” “need to jump attack & facetank more” “don’t listen to them Dsp. facetanking & jumpattacks is the only way.”
@nashmccomsey40002 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen one of these comps in ages. To be completely honest, maybe it's just me, but Phil somehow seems to be more positive than I remember him being. Sure, he's a little whiny, but this is light work in comparison to older stuff I've seen DSP do, and hardly worse than myself when I'm in the privacy of my own home. Maybe we all can improve, despite our circumstances. Good luck, Phil. I hope you keep finding ways to enjoy video games.
@cerebralisk2 жыл бұрын
he himself noted the first time he critical'd her that she followed up with waterfowl dance when she recovered, which he also noted is devastating if she starts it near you, and at no point did he consider 'do the critical then RUN AWAY because waterfowl dance is coming'
@AsdAsderson2 жыл бұрын
Time to grab the popcorn
@Sam-yr8ls2 жыл бұрын
He's got this far and just spams jump attacks? Must have been such an interesting playthrough 🤦♂️
@pancookieplays2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why he keeps jump attacking. You take extra counter damage when you're in the air, you commit to the attack, it takes way too much stamina and the recovery is terrible. He complains about the camera moving around but if he swung on the ground at least his character would adjust their swing to follow the lock on.
@yeeminyamin55152 жыл бұрын
The part when he first got the boss to phase 2 then said “She’s changing her attacks! I dunno what to do?” Was hilarious.
@neko2812 жыл бұрын
Finally I’ve been waiting for this moment of absolute salt
@summability2 жыл бұрын
He's actually trying his tank + jump/L1 nonsense on her. He. is. clueless.
@DR.SLAMMER2 жыл бұрын
Malenia out here slicing the pigroach into chipped ham. This is what I've been waiting for
@QuackSus2 жыл бұрын
someone has to make art of this
@DarkPhoenix892 жыл бұрын
I'll be shocked if he beats her in under 50 deaths. I can see him being stuck on her for a very long time. He didn't even get to phase 2 lol.
@gianlulag2 жыл бұрын
Losing 50ish times to Malenia when fighting her blind is pretty average to be fair, especially without using cheese strats or summons. Truth be told I would even consider it a good result, since there’s a lot of players that had their asses handed to them for hours before finally prevailing, myself included
@MrAnoymousBoss1232 жыл бұрын
@@gianlulag yeah i would be shocked if he went under 50 deaths, he’ll probably rack up about 3-4 hours of attempts and maybe hit phase 2 once, and then rage quit like Persona 3
@bobobsen2 жыл бұрын
@@gianlulag he's not playing blind
@gianlulag2 жыл бұрын
@@bobobsen fair enough, but what I meant was engaging her on a first run. Reading guides and coming somewhat prepared is one thing - and the dude has some rot boluses on the quick menu already, so it’s painfully clear he HAS read about this boss way before his actual attempts - but still having a taste of the real fight is a totally different experience
@mariomuslim60292 жыл бұрын
Phil was rolling backwards before she even started attacking with her flurry combo 1st time. He was reading guides heavily for this.
@Amitlu2 жыл бұрын
He could have just admitted that he accidentally saw some clips here or there, or accidentally heard about her abilities from chat. But no... full denial to show that he of course spoiled himself with a guide.
@mariomuslim60292 жыл бұрын
@@Amitlu remember this is his weaker build.
@1un4cy2 жыл бұрын
Surprised he made it to Malenia.
@PoweredByFlow2 жыл бұрын
This is Phil's hell, Malenia 1st phase for all eternety.
@jonathansoko10852 жыл бұрын
jump attack phil just cant stop wont stop
@grandmyrk13832 жыл бұрын
Did phil ever beat Malenia? It would be so nice if Malenia was the next one added to the list of undefeated bosses.
@PyroPsycho952 жыл бұрын
Not this stream he didn't, and I am quite sure she will be, unless he contradicts himself yet again and goes full cheese with an S - tier summon and stagger locks her the entire fight.
@grandmyrk13832 жыл бұрын
@@PyroPsycho95 it's funny how phil doesn't seem to learn the boss patterns, no matter how many times he tries. My younger son was ten when he tried Dark Souls 3 for the first time and he beat the first Gundyr with his second try, being only one hit away of beating him on a first try. So even kids learn to play games better than phil. That's hillarious!
@jjjordan38812 жыл бұрын
"Stupid game wont let me spam jump attacks dood, what a shitty lock on system! Games broken, dood. I did everything right!"
@Lightspeedloser_2 жыл бұрын
I saw a five hour stream and the entire stream was him getting shitted on