Dude Perfect Bad Joke Telling CHALLENGE

[@whistlesports]

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[@aspxct4641]

Whistle why did they just comment this

[@BurgerKingFootLettuce]

We want next part

[@atlasmaike492]

Next

[@shanechurilla]

What do you call a cow with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer.

[@RMFCfan137]

I’m going for the most disliked comment on KZbin

[@thewizard-edits]

Cory: I will go first. Coby: I will let you go first. Cory: I don’t need your permission. Coby: You just received it.

[@Parzival659]

R hates B

[@leepicnoob3814]

Pa doom ping,

[@idkwhyimhere7337]

Speech 100

[@joshywoods]

r/unexpectedoffice

[@affankinariwala6714]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@biscuitboy8660]

Which part of a candy sings the best? THE WRAPPER

[@impossible9690]

Your profile pic sets this off perfectly

[@SirMilkCheesePotaotes]

True and nice joke

[@padraicmooney2254]

Biscuit Boy haha

[@ava__O11509]

😂😂😂

[@thefailurekid765]

@@impossible9690 and his name

[@impact.542]

I don’t usually tell Dad jokes. But when I do, he usually laughs OMG thank you for the likes you guys and girls made my day. And Whistle Sports ❤️ my comment. Gotta subscribe and hit the bell 🔔. ❤️❤️❤️😭😭😊

[@JRSmith-cc5ui]

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

[@dylansasena6212]

J. R. Smith original btw

[@justplainjosh]

@Goldenite 15 ba dum ch

[@williamli9670]

Everyone’s copying the sidemen jokes they used

[@impact.542]

Let’s get some more joke in. 😁🤘👍

[@samdanilyuk9940]

I checked the subtitles and Garrett did say “haha”

[@romangriffin4111]

I can confirm that I have the subtitles button to prove it

[@gavinschneider4461]

Same

[@abigailrichards9960]

If you were doing it in Swedish it would be haha, but then translate to English using Google Translate, then it is lol. Ty's top 10 is Tres Mal!!!!

[@hay_dennn]

I checked it to and it said haha

[@husenmanahl5352]

@@romangriffin4111 u:yd

[@anton3623]

What did the Guy who made the knock knock Joke get? The No-Bell prize

[@potattoggled]

Nice

[@silverherobrine997]

That was great

[@ireneattrams691]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Amazing

[@leahlinder9058]

That actually funny

[@Proximittee]

unoriginal :(

[@Griffinburtt]

Why was tigger looking in the toilet He was looking for Pooh

[@jonathankhanimov9874]

becalm

[@emmaoliver8768]

YUMad21 a

[@rigolife7958]

oh no no no no hahahahahaha

[@gordeniamcflurrian]

That’s from Annoying Orange

[@avawitek3229]

YUMad21 I was gonna comment that………

[@christopherrussell4285]

- “you’re familiar with our parents” - “I am” I hope I’m not the only one who found this hysterical

[@isaakcrittenden6994]

Why is Santa’s sack so big He only comes once a year

[@jesslabrunette]

Omg😂😂

[@louismayerprice]

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[@arabellavazquez8694]

👁‍🗨 *I МАSТ!URВАТ!Е Т0 VID!Е0S 0N МY СHАN!NЕL! L00!K!* 🍑🍑

[@shar_k_3719]

Ooh I get it

[@omega_physk0146]

John: Want to hear a construction joke? Alex: sure John: I’m still working on it

[@sophialopeeza2675]

Heard it

[@ultragamez6887]

It’s a work in progress

[@Sono_zeraya]

not funny

[@scootergreen10.14]

@@ultragamez6887 lol

[@killerguy655]

What did the pirate get on his report card? Seven Cs!

[@nba2klivemobilemaster923]

BlitZ & Ice nice

[@susanpaulin8089]

I have to do with DAD

[@dachucksta7389]

What do you call a guy that has no arms and no legs that sits on a bush Berry

[@GARails]

That took me a minute

[@PuffyKat]

BlitZ & Ice what did the pirate get on his report Card? F-

[@kadenpeterson5749]

My friend David got his ID stolen. Now he's just plain Dav.

[@druvaeonogordon5872]

How would he have a ID?

[@gamingandwarriorswithbob5212]

Lol

[@m.setyoarfan.i5052]

Nice one

[@DoorTo57]

I’m like what know I know

[@nancyvasta602]

Oh god

[@jackmcdonnell4624]

What is a wind turbine's favorite kind of music? Well, he's a huge metal fan.

[@athena706]

Tyler: "Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?" People in 2020: "Because there wasn't any toilet paper in the first place"

[@adrey2149]

Tiffany C so true!

[@squidysadrill7059]

Tiffany C love it

[@shadetheshadow2578]

Nice

[@tr1nity278]

Tiffany C good one

[@joelmaitland7739]

Tiffany C your right

[@derekchen1788]

1:03 lol I love how garret said ,”is he okay?”

[@daforkray3915]

6:25 look at pandas arm *EXPOSED*

[@ryssaabermarus685]

HAHA! WERE ON TO THE TRUE IDENTITY OF PANDA!

[@mikeyyyv3640]

So he isn’t black

[@G2721-e7z]

You can hear him lough at 6:40

[@tommydonnelly8942]

I saw that

[@10ksubstocuremydepression46]

Nobody cares man

[@ZachChoi]

My dad should be in this video, he’s got tons of bad jokes

[@daphnekujo3543]

HI ZACH CHOI ASMR!!! I love to watch your videos😍

[@troto7735]

I don’t watch ur videos or ASMR but man does that food look good

[@peekd]

like you?

[@Alpha-il7lr]

Hey zach

[@toptennoob4568]

Who thought zach choi would be here?

[@leoncogaming]

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

[@colepark3r]

7:22 Having siblings: Displayed in 7seconds of verbal warfare.

[@thatonedude7420]

I have sisters and I can confirm that this is true

[@harrisonduncan6396]

Why did the duck get arrested Because it was caught selling QUACK

[@nasirakhtar8900]

Panda

[@BeastRoverOfficial]

Quack? What’s that.

[@bradley_wulf]

MICHELLE VANASSE crack

[@GrantYT18]

RIP boiled water you will be mist...

[@GrantYT18]

ayyyyy

[@erikaho1857]

@@GrantYT18 that's just not what mist is. It's evaporated water changing from a liquid to a gaseous state of matter.

[@GrantYT18]

@@erikaho1857 Ik it wasn't my joke though it was my teacher's

[@impact.542]

Lol 😂

[@aedanmayschak5827]

@@erikaho1857 such a smartass you know what he meant lmao

[@eileenyoung7626]

I got a new boomerang for Christmas. I tried to throw out my old one but it kept coming back

[@mrlolerachilles8623]

What did the traffic light say to the car /look away i am changing

[@redandroid526]

what do you call a can opener that doesn't work? a can't opener

[@tomw3886]

Aye 69 likes

[@folakemi.12]

Red Android nice👍👍👍

[@dachucksta7389]

😂😂

[@milaivkovic3026]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@epicflyingfalco7753]

This was good. Only comment I laughed at.

[@zenn._.596]

"have you ever heard of the light show." "no." "i heard it was pretty lit

[@alan-1768]

That one is good

[@rnmsop6647]

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Doris." "Doris who?" "Doris locked, that why im knocking"

[@caseypatten496]

I got fired from the bank today, this lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over

[@colem949]

Good one lol

[@fletcherklug3280]

Did you get that from JK studios? It's really hilarious isn't it?!

[@theforknut2415]

Funny but if it is real then it feels bad

[@nahil0]

Casey Patten I get it

[@Noneblue39]

i dont get it

[@evaefendy4080]

i have a joke what did benjamin franklin say when he found electricity? nothing,he was in shock.

[@muntherasad5587]

eva efendy lol

[@ava__O11509]

😂😂😂😂

[@killerkelzs1973]

Wait whats the joke and the joke is not funny :>)

[@sithblr]

Hah

[@weeveeteevee149]

wasn't it Thomas edition who discovered electricity? or was he just the light bulb

[@rachelb5415]

Panda: Their pet... we think? - Dude Perfect - Very quiet 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wesleymillar1063]

Coby: That was embarrassing. You cannot laugh at this. Cory: I can and I will- I won't. Coby: Wow...

[@tegbirsingh1340]

Yesterday I was listening to music on my loudspeakers. My neighbours liked it so much........ They threw a brick through my window to hear it better!!!

[@davisbruning3589]

What is the tallest piece of furniture? The bookcase. Because it has the most stories.

[@pixelsgames3066]

#ItsDavisBruning But what if there weren’t any books in it

[@davisbruning3589]

@@pixelsgames3066 they why would u have a bookcase

[@davisbruning3589]

*then

[@pixelsgames3066]

At my house we have a bookcase that we use to hold toys

[@mr.bigboi1041]

@@pixelsgames3066 ooff

[@tykuresa22]

*Reversing the car* Ahhh this takes me back

[@Witch_Blair]

The twins going against each other is always entertaining

[@MSTwentyFour_24]

What is Thanos' favourite social media platform? Snapchat.

[@onehappinesshappy9513]

can someone explain it I don’t get it

[@fayfln]

@@onehappinesshappy9513 "snap"

[@parker1731]

The MS lol

[@DoritoDustHuffer]

XD

[@th24gg19]

Freaking genius

[@davisbruning3589]

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

[@Cy_Ma]

That was a little "Horny"...

[@fangswithblades9123]

why don't cows wear bells cuz they aren't cowbells

[@jeffmacilraithify]

Luckyboy94 horns you blow in to make sound so cows use bells to make noise because their horns don’t work that’s the joke

[@kellyhinkle2083]

LOL

[@ggameykrofcheck1650]

Why can’t you have more than 239 beans in a bean soup Because if you have one more it would be too farty

[@finnbacon]

7:22 can we get a channel just for Coby and Cory? xD

[@tadhg2554]

That would be the best channel ever

[@ReviewGamesIsTerrible]

Before Dude Perfect started, Coby And Cory had there own channel. Then, they started to post the trickshot videos on there channel, and the rest is history

[@IceDragon3257]

6:34 if you lose to closely you can hear muffled laughing under Cody’s laugh, did panda actually make a sound for once!?

[@adrey2149]

Gaming Pals212 yeah I hear it!

[@jayronsandoval6963]

I was going to type the same thing in chat I herd it when he said that joke

[@pleasehelpmegetto100subswi4]

Haha! Maybe!

[@anaylawate2114]

Yes. It sounded like ty

[@spiderpig2518]

@@anaylawate2114 Maybe ty was out of camera view and he cupped his hand over his mouth and laughed

[@tobbielopez9545]

What do you call the security guards of Samsung? The guardians of the galaxy

[@anthonypurilla5841]

Stolen joke

[@mastalotus2731]

Old joke👎🏼

[@jtsessler6446]

Stolen

[@flameball6935]

Tobbie Lopez lol

[@michaelrusso5404]

Tobbie Lopez that’s so old

[@lucastocks4783]

Yesterday I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

[@cheesychick66]

LOL

[@kaydinpeterson9019]

Lol

[@hollygoodman1438]

Venom Clan okay that’s actually funny😂

[@Ploon72]

Should be she looked surprised.

[@rudlodh78]

Wow that’s impressive

[@devkikumar8423]

why was the math book sad I had too many problems 😉

[@ryans4116]

I had to many problems. I would say It had to many problems

[@OmaruVal]

i have to say this, PANDA IS THE BEST OF ALL THE DUDE PERFET MEMBER, pleeeease put him more videos.

[@jolienguyen4854]

Mrs. Claus is now Canadian🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦😝🤪🤣 The subtitles did say haha when Garrett laughed

[@kghsoccer1876]

How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck-an-ear (buccaneer)

[@dantheman5745]

NEVER explain the joke.

[@kghsoccer1876]

What smells like red paint but is blue? Blue paint

[@x-camobear-x5502]

W

[@brody6901]

Lol

[@shobithabalaji5919]

Nice one

[@th24gg19]

Wooooow

[@andrewthomas7109]

"Is a snowbank a thing?" Lol your Texas is showing there Garrett.

[@Santheman524]

A blind man walks into a bar and a chair, and a table, and people.

[@michaelrusso5404]

Have you ever seen Steve wonder’s house? It’s ok neither has he

[@bradenprice9516]

I thought was Helen keller

[@warlaak]

Sanjeev Ramachandran A man walks into a bar in space Then he realizes it’s in space and he can’t breathe and he dies

[@oilhaslamavichgimofski]

N1nja3wok22 -_- why did you like your own comment

[@warlaak]

TheGaming Shadow y not

[@janeschroeder4855]

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?? Ansewer: Cell phones!!!

[@blokvader8283]

Ansewer

[@butteredsheep2876]

You that spelled wrong Word which did I say Ansewer

[@corn3683]

What does ansewer mean?

[@socal3154]

And you eat grahamar crackers to correct your spelling

[@juanvalenciana3072]

the sewer

[@foilmayhemdevil4308]

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”

[@emmaoliver8768]

I just like how Cody was laughing at his own jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And then panda was getting all the points 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@spyc3311]

Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor? Yeah, he was just going through a stage.

[@haileytrifan6816]

What goes ha ha thump? A man laughing his head off

[@vijayart]

How did the tree feel when spring came? Re-leaved

[@chuckandbeckymarshall1084]

😕

[@johno6366]

Clever.

[@TechnicalTim-oj5vv]

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? Yeah he pasta way

[@superturd2813]

That is a good one

[@rumaan868]

@@superturd2813 wtf no it isnt

[@benphelps3398]

What's a sad person's favorite drink in the morning? Depresso

[@alexoutcalt3916]

My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange." I said, "No it doesn't."

[@jaydencarrigan562]

@Rycool 2008 woosh:/

[@joshharrison5911]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂 Worst joke I’ve ever heard

[@kellyhinkle2083]

I don't get it

[@macwanmonty1132]

Sporange rhymes with orange

[@halimabadat4267]

@@kellyhinkle2083 same

[@okkkk111]

Knock knock Who's there ach ach who Bless you

[@cspable]

Your joke "What do you get from sitting on ice too long?" I thought the answer was going to be "Frost-butt" 😂

[@hiraahmadshaikh9741]

Why we shouldn't trust an atom ANSWER:Cause they make up everything 😂😂😂

[@kayleefreiling14abv19]

love u

[@deathmachinestar]

Make something original or go away

[@DuncanSmith]

🐼 Panda 🐼

[@hahawxrd5848]

You saw his hand

[@michaelhubersjr.9414]

#TieThePie

[@danellecathey7485]

I love panda!!!

[@conairehorgan2456]

What’s the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar? A dollar is worth 4 quarters.

[@zylosk1382]

genius

[@xtracheese9017]

Dat burrrnnnn

[@triplestixiii9348]

oof

[@josiahnunez9398]

.

[@S7imReaper]

Basketball fans will find this funny!

[@dano5780]

I put my car in reverse ,the story always takes me back

[@thebuendiafamily1645]

What's the difference between a Snowman and Snowomen? Snowballs

[@andythespy]

Original joke. Noice.

[@zeljkozekavicic]

Sidemen Bad Jokes.

[@expliteronboom3075]

Lol

[@mermaidmia186]

Dirty.

[@yeseniagonzalez06]

The Buendia family Omg I was about to right that same joke

[@umer9769]

What did Darth Vader say to his wife when their relationship wasn't working out? May divorce be with you.

[@joebuzz6430]

K that's pretty good

[@finkleaboys6125]

Hahahahahaha that good

[@folakemi.12]

Mohammad Ali nice one

[@Nihmune_SM]

Good one!

[@AxLz7]

I saw that coming but u got me bro 😂that was good

[@oldbarn9755]

What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? A hole.

[@KAIDOFRFR]

I feel like garret was in the panda costume because when Cody did the coffee joke you can here a laugh plus garret loves coffee

[@jocsangonzalez5565]

How you make an octopus laugh? With Ten tickles

[@AP-ig2yf]

Siri much

[@jayywydg40]

Omg..its actually funny🤣

[@sahulgill6528]

What did the cow said to his son when he went to college?? Bi-son Damn thanks for the 4 people who liked. Really appreciate the hard work.

[@ORCA47]

You know, jokes with punch lines are painfully funny.

[@jesusislord9439]

More of these with dude perfect please they are the best episodes by far

[@sourcan8664]

Wanna hear a joke? YT Rewind

[@fade9209]

Lmao

[@cheetogod5521]

Fire joke

[@ashadhadwal2009]

Hahahahaha hahahaha

[@sampeterkoski5589]

Bahahahahahahahahhahahaha

[@dontreadmychannelaboutpage9747]

It needs to get demonetized

[@ricardocordova1318]

Speaker - “Ask me if I’m a truck” Listener - “Are you a truck?” Speaker - “No”

[@FishMoley]

f

[@beautifulph.properties]

I lold

[@zermeenkhan249]

That’s hilarious I don’t know why though

[@to4stywo4sty54]

The thing is, you tried

[@qwakyyy]

f

[@kellykarvela9441]

Me: Whats the difference between a piano, tuna fish, and glue... Me: You can Tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna... Tyler: What about the glue... Me: I new you'd get stuck on that.

[@Bubbyyyy]

That's sorta funny

[@RKOStunner619]

Slight correction: What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and glue? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish! (Yes I realize this comment is two years old, no I honestly don't care.)

[@adapt7316]

Cory: thanks Ericha for this joke The thousands of Ericha’s: OmG! hE sAiD mY NaME

[@sebastiansebastian5270]

Erica Ickes

[@impact.542]

What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies

[@JRSmith-cc5ui]

What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri tip

[@impact.542]

Melody Thieme Good one

[@impact.542]

J. R. Smith Nice 👍

[@kevinhoffpauir1109]

What do you get when you mix a cow and a smurf Blue cheese

[@itzAt0mic]

You all my life ive been told I should be a stand up comedian, the thing is though I prefer sitting

[@ayshamahir501]

5:18 Tyler: "subtitle it?" Me: 'subtitles it' Subtitles: haha *yup he really laughed and didn't clear his throat XD.*

[@laceypogson4705]

Why did Adele cross the road To say hello from the other side

[@owobird8700]

I can't even stop laughing

[@2cool4um86]

This joke is way to overused

[@khadijavahora6047]

To say hello

[@thegodofthunder2602]

Mmmm shhhhh Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@muhtasimuzrat8660]

Halolaco lol

[@lushrnndz]

What do call shoes which are silent? SNEAKERS

[@izaiahquailey434]

Black panther

[@whydidyouclickonmychannel781]

Mom I Took Out The Trash black panther copy

[@bread7865]

I read a book about helium I couldn't put it down

[@fayyee5784]

I read a book on gravity I couldn't lift the book

[@rusty3031]

Fay Yee LMFAO

[@hoangminhnguyen4800]

well . . . read more

[@thomasroutt380]

I love it when the twins go up against each other

[@ashookapoor8837]

You could say this as a bad joke: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay they would be bay-gulls (bagles)

[@RfMsC55]

whats the difference between a rabbit and a plum? theyre both purple except the rabbit

[@quackfn9530]

lol

[@mominakhan7612]

?

[@annapeters9583]

How come it says this video says it was posted 41 minutes ago but this comment was posted 42 minutes ago...

[@RfMsC55]

anna peters it was a live stream

[@ethandarrell8342]

I love anti jokes

[@jeremythomas9820]

Joke: How do you know Santa is good at Karate Answer: Because he has a black belt

[@Morgie_lotter]

If you decide to do another one of these you should use this for Cory What did the mountain climber call his son? Cliff

[@gabby_s2391]

what do you call a computer in the middle of the ocean? a dell rolling in the deep

[@sidneymcgee6015]

That is clever! Lol HaHa

[@jonathanruiz117]

I have a girlfriend Her name is OXYGEN I CANT LIVE WITHOUGHT HER

[@unknown-fg2hc]

You steel my girlfriend

[@shar_k_3719]

I’m lonely

[@phatc3819]

Without*

[@mannarsaund]

Why don’t Koala bears count as actual bears? Because they don’t meet the Koala-fications.

[@reapern0v424]

ManiSaundersYT heard it to many times

[@kopko9848]

Bc they r marsupials

[@koalaonrr6207]

*Gasp* the truth has been told

[@timothynixon9755]

they dont have the right koalaifications

[@lyncher6969]

😂😂😂😂

[@ryanmckenna9330]

0:23 "You Betcha!!!" Like the Overtime Segment!!!!!

[@joshwardrobe]

What’s the difference with a piano, tuna and glue? You can tuna piano, but you cant tuna fish! And the glue? I knew you’d get stuck there.

[@mirror123]

Can't tuna fish... unless, of course, you play bass. :)

[@KanishkMalkan]

stole from bad dad jokes

[@joshwardrobe]

Kanishk I didn’t make the joke. If it was from another video that’s great, I’m just trying to make people laugh 👍

[@hallg1325]

i know that joke

[@jhonisokayiguess1275]

Stole it from dad jokes

[@kaelynelise12]

what does a nosy pepper do? it gets jala-penyo business

[@newyorkyankees81]

😍😚

[@michaelevans2750]

😂 I love that one!

[@aaroncook1431]

Why did the m&m go to school? Because he wanted to be a smartie

[@whydidyouclickonmychannel781]

Aaron Cook this dude came to our school who plays lacrosse said the same thing

[@danacooper6152]

Who was it

[@Eagle_heavy]

lol but m&ms are better than smarties

[@shadetheshadow2578]

@@Eagle_heavy agreed

[@shadetheshadow2578]

Aaron Cook nice one

[@claytonjohnpeak]

7:50 Foreshadowing to the eyebrow removal

[@m_espo4]

Knock knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke

[@keithortiz3902]

Nope

[@wsingleton21]

What’s a sleeping bull called? A bulldozer.

[@iceomat]

That's pretty funny.

[@domasgrg]

@@iceomat idk but its kinda good😁😁😁

[@Viet1975]

Huh I've seen that on a milk carton

[@michaelevans2750]

😂😂😂😂 Classic!

[@Emper0rH0rde]

Glad to see DP back on Whistle! Will Dude Perfect Faceoff return any time soon?

[@doubleduecebrad]

Knock knock “who’s there” “dishes” “dishes who?” “Dishes a nice place you got here”

[@davisbruning3589]

Knock Knock Who's there Cows go Cows go who No, Cows go moo.

[@IPLSHORTS-bf7uo]

Not "cow go" it should be"cow say'

[@imhotepnixon]

Then it wouldn’t rhyme

[@Bubbyyyy]

That's so funny

[@carterlesher8982]

You got that on the back of a true moo carton

[@fortsnight5927]

How did the scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in the fields

[@quick_debates]

6:34 WE COULD HEAR PANDA LAUGH!!!!!!!