Dudes!

collaborated scenes of the dudes!

[@Blahbevava]

Love this movie, Back in the day when my life consisted of nothing but Ninja Turtles, Super Soakers, Nerf Guns, and Pizza!! It was Awesome!

[@outseteddy6306]

Our innocent days

[@selinaogorman8380]

Mr. Extreme oh yes I loved all this awesome movies and yes turtles ninja turtles miss these days so much.

[@selinaogorman8380]

The Wat5 5how Buzzo 2 oh you do? Right on you have it here on KZbin?

[@camilomontoya7412]

Hell yea!

[@blairthandi7058]

Same here

[@Grimeyknowledge]

"First we feast then we felony"...these dudes are hilarious

[@PSkitt82]

Best line of the movie IMO.

[@marktastic86]

Such an amazing line. These guys stole the movie.

[@michaelsalcedo7980]

What movie is this

[@Grimeyknowledge]

@@michaelsalcedo7980 3 Ninjas

[@jbbizzle828]

I say that to my dad if we're either gonna eat or go shopping

[@danieldunn156]

''Dude, what time does school get out?''....................''I don't know...I never stayed till the end.'' lol

[@gregorydavis4742]

Daniel Dunn dude

[@VIMaggotVIBrainzVI]

One of the greatest lines in cinematic history.

[@sarustuff1276]

Hahaha, duuuude!!! 👍😆

[@emircampara4585]

We want them to be alive, I want us alive dudee...

[@pierremartinez6380]

My favorite line

[@Psyteth]

Wow, I'm 33 years old now... but I loved these movies as a kid. The writing and jokes hold up damn well.

[@Hidihidihidiho]

Here’s a really good commencement speech for your 30s from 2005 kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6SVc6mIl8-Cj9E

[@eatmyshorts2024]

Mann fr I’m 32 I used to watch this all the time.

[@terrywalton96]

​@@eatmyshorts2024So you were 1 when this came out....

[@eatmyshorts2024]

@@terrywalton96 this came out in 94. I was 4

[@terrywalton96]

@@eatmyshorts2024 I thought it was 92... it says under the title of the movie (or caption)

[@PrivateSmiles]

This is even funnier watching as an adult than it was as a kid.

[@camilomontoya7412]

tj baby you too!! Its like amazing writing

[@aftrthejake6843]

@@camilomontoya7412 exactly! Just like how the one villains only line the whole movie is just saying dude and hardly anyone notices.

[@ryanh4145]

@@aftrthejake6843 lmao that is all he says... best is when he says dude with the gun in his mouth

[@Brian-el4dg]

Jake Cole 😂😂😂

[@mtd1089]

It’s more “fun” than funny IMO

[@scorchedgoat]

These guys are the best part of the movie. DUDE!

[@dodgect8888]

A spin-off with these guys could've been so awesome

[@thegaminghyena6803]

I know tell me about it. All three of these guys omg it would be funny as hell.

[@scottmosure6291]

Where is another good script at of writing a movie know theses days back in the 70s 80s and 90s were the best movies

[@santinolombardo2286]

LmfaOOOOO

[@robertchavez8759]

It could be possible ... I mean the movie never actually shown any one of them being arrested at the end ... They kinda went their separate ways after Snyder's Crew took over and kidnapped the kids themselves that easy not 2 mention 😏😂 ...so it is very possible question is would they still be Criminals in your movie 😏

[@brandonellis8111]

Dude!

[@V1000-g7q]

“We don’t wanna hurt you… we just wanna kidnap youuuuuuu” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Zackshaffi]

My favorite line in the movie 😂

[@ViableCalifornia]

"First we feast, then we felony!"

[@justthisguy1948]

Rob L I say that before every job we pull

[@korlock3000]

It's good za too.

[@ShutterSpeedGaming]

Robert Lewis 😂😂😂😂👌🏽 too funny 😄

[@mtd1089]

Kyle Hamson We should save some of this stuff when the kids are nappin’

[@bendyamin86]

@@exodeus7959 tds mate. Get help.

[@Rock-n-Rolla369]

This movie is like “Home Alone,” but with ninjas and stoners.

[@plawson8577]

It was filmed in The Summer of 1990. Test Run in Theaters across California in the Summer of 1991. Which is known as the “West Coast Director’s Cut” which includes several deleted scenes: The Stoners Robbing and firing their revolvers at the clerk, Sam shooting Synder on his shoulder, Emily being a stereotypical girl impressed by fighting, Lil Doughboy getting his ass handed to him by Rocky, a deleted scene of the Stoners carjacking the Pizza Delivery man and tieing him up, Victor Wong doing the stunts & fights. Prior to the film’s Wide release in the Spring of 1992, Disney conducted 2 Test Screenings. Audiences felt that the cut was a bit too unsettling and too Family unfriendly. They also didn’t the like the fact that Wong a man nearing his 70s was doing very risky stunts. Disney removed 30% of most of the scenes, carefully edited The dailies, and had Wong’s stunts reshot with a double(Only the Ship scenes had Wong’s leftover stunts left intact). Disney edited the film so it could get full thumbs up from Test Audiences.

[@papadoc307]

Pretty much

[@ThouArtOfWar0724]

@@plawson8577 you forgot Rocky and colt lose the basketball game

[@plawson8577]

@@ThouArtOfWar0724 Correct.

[@plawson8577]

@@ThouArtOfWar0724 Correct. In the West Coast Cut they lose the Game.

[@hectorsaucedo280]

This just brings back memories oh how I miss the 90s

[@jakeystarsuper]

Hector Saucedo good for you

[@SrhKane]

With four movies in the collection, 3 Ninjas has been quite the popular movie series but it's not the 90s anymore. In today's world sequels have the various elements from the first movie from the previous stage of knowledge. It does look like the 90s to you but the world has changed a lot kicking it old school just like old times.

[@ThunderLizardsRule]

"Oh no, robbers!" "Robbers?! I thought we were kidnappers!" "We are!"

[@TFPrime217]

The “they’re probably pretty nice kids” line gets me every time

[@PrinceEmeraldMoonstone]

Me: nice? NICE? I’m not that sweet *PUNCH!*

[@Jeeppeeps]

They did have a sick 90s room

[@Kt-cn2rq]

Kid with the light tells them when parent come in every kid wanted one 😆

[@gcHK47]

Andrew Motta Room was better than mine.

[@mywhychromosome]

I always wondered how he had like, some kind of advanced version of the "can and string telephone"...like...his was hardwired to the girl next door's room, like a landline?? "Ro-cky-Loves...Eh-Mi-Ly!!"

[@jenniboo9441]

I was soooo jealous of their room

[@ewaz6196]

"If I was a little booger, where would I be?" That line gets me every time.

[@libRteedude]

MOM AND DAD'S ROOM!

[@FantasmaJestera]

Best part about these surfer bums was how polite they were XD

[@kuliimjulischreiben]

“Dude, May I use your telephone?” 🤣🤣

[@frankjuggaloheathen1035]

Fun fact: in the international version they actually bound and gagged the clerk

[@ExplorerDS6789]

@@frankjuggaloheathen1035 Not to mention, Fester actually fired a couple of shots at him before his pager went off.

[@vaddix9980]

@@ExplorerDS6789 >says not to mention >mentions anyway Use "Additionally"

[@ExplorerDS6789]

@@vaddix9980 I'll bet your parents are brother and sister

[@rileyhooge1201]

LOL my favourite part in the movie "I need you to snatch a few kids for us" "Would these be like any kids or do you have some specific ones in mind?"

[@CGJUGO80]

Mr. Brown: Three *very* specific little boys Snyder: ...?

[@cherriicreamz]

DUDE

[@gedbeat15]

It was a good question though. Fester was very thorough

[@alexbeardsley751]

@@CGJUGO80 I love Snyder's face as he pauses mid rep. like wtf did he say??

[@mywhychromosome]

"We don't wanna hurt you....We-just-wan-na-KID-NAP-youuu...."

[@brittweasley7184]

that's funny.

[@nuknuknuk111]

mywhychromosome lol

[@ChachoGSX]

That's what I searched to get here. The phrase just popped up in my mind randomly.

[@mywhychromosome]

@@ChachoGSX Dude, I know what you mean! That quote, and also the part from the beginning of Ninja Turtles II where Donnie is pushing the rubber clown toy, and goes "Yeahhh....yea-Yeahhhhh!" lol. They get stuck like a melody

[@robertchavez8759]

😂😂😂 when colt called them Robbers and they were like " Robbers ??? I thought we were Kidnappers " 😂😂😂

[@gestaltgaragellc.9893]

"That's a very good question, oh gnarly one." Ah, the 90s....

[@PokerJunkie83]

Marcus’ lines throughout the whole movie: “dude” Lmaoooo

[@jasonhylnd001]

And "Wipeout" lol.

[@dnasty312]

@@jasonhylnd001 Hammer said, "Wipeout!" Marcus' only other line is, "Hey!" when Tum Tum brings in the laxed pop 🥤

[@Pandora729]

Lmao! I always liked this part of the movie, "Come on you guys, last one out closes the door!" XD

[@kuliimjulischreiben]

“It’s time for some EXCELLENT breaking and entering.” 😂😂

[@Shawneh]

“It’s good zaw too! Hey we should save some for the kids were napping “ lmfao

[@ALCANTAR720]

Lmao 😂 gets me everytime

[@ChrisHominski]

these guys really are the perfect criminals, no one would ever expect them to do anything

[@patrickpatrick2956]

best part "Dude what happened?" " you hit me!" i nearly peed myself at that...great memories

[@shakeandjake_1]

I remember being with a friend and two girls he knew from high school. We were planning to head out to the beach the next day. As soon as we made the plans, a few seconds went by and I asked, "Slurpee?" and one of the girls went, "Dude!"...my friend and the other girl didn't know the reference lol

[@kylethefloridaman]

I’d wife that girl on the spot lol

[@juliantorres8818]

Dude!

[@shakeandjake_1]

@@juliantorres8818 we're out of here

[@ihopcsx]

Dude!

[@DexterHeisenbergBruh]

The friendliest robbers/kidnappers ever. I love the guy that only says “dude” and kept scratching his head with his gun lol

[@IronReef77]

Shoutout to my original 90's babies

[@outseteddy6306]

'95! Though I think the first time I watched this was when I was like 4 or 5 lol

[@IronReef77]

Outset Eddy I'm 92 but I think I was literally the same age when I watched it at 5 yrs old. lol you still with us man

[@charmiellakeefe1356]

Outset

[@koriehewing442]

IronReef77

[@koriehewing442]

IronReef77

[@gregorydavis4742]

WIPE OUT DUDE!!!! funniest part of the movie even colt and tum tum cracked up

[@noconfusion25]

"first we feast then we felony"ha ha i remember using that in school,

[@RellybeThebest]

noconfusion25 oh that’s what said.

[@MrJB8383]

I wonder how many times this has been uttered or would’ve been appropriate during this administration’s dinners or luncheons

[@berealz9701]

Sad thing is now you'd be expelled

[@KaiserTeufel]

Fester and his friends are the best part of the movie. Hilarious, thanks for putting it up.

[@sammywestenberger9303]

You’re welcome

[@seanieboi1234]

slurpee? radical!! slurpee? DUDE!!!

[@gcHK47]

ICEE is better!

[@Kt-cn2rq]

@@gcHK47 dude same shit

[@sportsguy1989]

Hammer: Watch my nose, dude! It's bad news already! *Gets hit in the nose by a CD* Marcus: Pffft Ha... *Gets hit in the face by karma*

[@agoodboy1404]

Karma chameleon

[@josephrehan6978]

sportsguy1989 that’s what he gets for wearing shades at night

[@troymcclure9088]

"Excuse me sir, can i please use your telephone?" lmao

[@camilomontoya7412]

Lyle Lanley 😂 dude in the real version he shoots right next to his ear

[@troymcclure9088]

wait what?

[@gedbeat15]

Colt: "Oh noooo....ROBBERS!" Hammer: "Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers" Fester: "WE ARE!"

[@jonathansmith8672]

6:51 The way his legs go up in the air as he slips will always crack me up to this day! LMAO 💀☠🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣

[@perunplague9794]

“Dude, what happened??” “...You hit me!!!” God that’s funny, I wish movies nowadays still did funny physical comedy like this.

[@unknownunknowns]

Blame it on the litigation...

[@Deebzor]

"None of that green stuff." "Duuhuude!"

[@stetsonwittenborn4899]

Kills me every time!

[@trillfa9774]

Pretty sure at least one of them had a pocket full of green stuff LOL

[@frankjuggaloheathen1035]

@@trillfa9774 I see what you did there... 😏😏😏

[@camilomontoya7412]

i saw this when I was 5 but watching it again at 30 years old. the writing is surprisingly good.

[@marlo916]

i wonder how much that one dude got payed to say nothing but "dude" for every line.

[@donpaul258]

Probably minimum wage lol

[@johnathandeleon8901]

I read about him......it showed his earnings in this movie which was about 15 million dollars

[@admirosmanovic1368]

@@johnathandeleon8901 uh no lol the movie alone probably made 15 million no "no name" actor gets 15 million to say 1 word lol

[@johnathandeleon8901]

@@admirosmanovic1368 i was just kidding......i was being sarcastic. ...i know very well myself he didn't even make 10 thousand

[@thestranger9608]

Probably a couple thousand bucks

[@CrawfishLover94]

also lol, you don't realize those three "boneheads" are just stereotypical stoners when you watch this as a kid

[@Zeina107]

They do such a good job at acting high, you gotta wonder if its acting or not haha

[@CrawfishLover94]

+Zeina107 Duuuuuuude

[@keifload]

+CrawfishLover94 Anyone got a watch? AWESOME!!

[@sonrize7679]

KJB No there Not druggy

[@jackjames1]

@@Zeina107 method actors lol

[@JoshAintSoCool]

I love how the stunt doubles look nothing like the surfer guys 😂

[@DazReht]

I’d be ok with a 3 Ninjas Stoner spin-off

[@Tommy88-]

DazReht they need a modern day one

[@Tommy88-]

Just a remake not a spin off

[@Tommy88-]

They need to film it in nyc this time.

[@Tommy88-]

DazReht have the stranger things kid play tum tum

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

"Those guys look like feds." FBI 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ThunderLizardsRule]

No duh, dudes. 😂

[@xxefrainromanxx]

What are we gonna do? They all got guns dude

[@tgfasmo]

9:25 "I want us alive dude!" Lol.

[@adamkersey8242]

Those little dudes are dangerous 😭

[@jentertainment1012]

@@adamkersey8242 lol

[@chabrastamepues]

"We don't want to hurt you... we just wanna KIDNAP YOU!!!" Hilaroious!

[@richardchiren2425]

😂😂😂

[@LumpyAdams]

"If you don't pay, we'll TP your house."

[@CGJUGO80]

LMAO..I always thought ht said "we'll keep your house" lololl

[@rayshero854]

+Ibn Khairuddeen (ابن خير الدين الألباني)‎ me too

[@jackfrost2482]

@@CGJUGO80 OMG SAME

[@Gilamunster777]

@@CGJUGO80 me too just found it now lol.

[@ThunderLizardsRule]

@@CGJUGO80 I knew he said TP, but I didn't know that meant throwing toilet paper around the house until years later. 😅

[@ijustgottahotdog]

LMAO he is robbing the place and then politely asks to use the vendor's telephone!

[@admirosmanovic1368]

Slurpee? Radical slurpee Dude Slow it down...slowing. slow it down....slowing Lmaooo

[@s.marshian8455]

“Where is fester!!!….dudes, dudes bail me out”, 😂 acting like he’s hanging from a ceiling when he’s laying down choking himself out and just needs to sit up is unreal.

[@StarChildStClairMusic]

These guys were the only reason I watched the movie. Also, the blonde guy's only line is "Dude" which I never realized when I was a kid. Haha.

[@gedbeat15]

"Open up that register, before I have to get nasty"......"Excuse me sir, can I please use your telephone?"

[@kuliimjulischreiben]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@captainjack4753]

That line always made me laugh robbing someone then gonna ask nicely to use there phone with manners 😂

[@princessmarlena1359]

3:27 “…and if you don’t pay, we’ll uh…we’ll T.P. your house!” 🤣. These three needed their own movie.

[@gregorydavis4742]

oh no robbers robbers i thought we were kidnappers we are

[@josephcummings2691]

dude, How is it possible that i find you on a terminator 2 page and now here?

[@robertchavez8759]

Lol that part was hilarious

[@CanadianEnforcer]

Ooh someone got a ticket, SHUTUP! ..... Not you!

[@voicevitality7197]

I say that every time I see a cop pulling someone over

[@CoolsBreeze]

Exactly like 90s California

[@ialwaysbesingin]

It was filmed in West Hills, CA. The San Fernando Valley.

[@plawson8577]

ialwaysbesingin 3 Ninjas with filmed in July/August 1990 in both Walnut Creek/Castro Valley for external shots and in San Fernando/Arleta for Internal Soundstage shots.

[@occultculture4527]

Me and my 2 younger brothers loved this movie! We still quote it till this day. BRING BACK THE 90'S!

[@e84fresh]

I loved this movie when I was a kid

[@erickbuckner4485]

What is this movie

[@Miki990sh]

​@@erickbuckner44853 ninjas

[@bradleydavid1827]

These guys are the epitome of every metal head stoner dude from the 80's. Lol I wish this trend of people was still around. Instead eveyone is trying to be a gangster and listening to rap....sad story. These guys are totally radical my good dude. Roighteous!

[@QueenK88]

BradleyDavid 182 listening to rap make u gangster?! Okay 🤔

[@kylethefloridaman]

Now they’re all trying to be hipsters lol 😂

[@slayerdude18]

im not a stoner but im a metalhead

[@thrillh0us3]

…they’re literally criminals in this movie lmfaoo what in the fuck

[@gcHK47]

“Most Triumphant!”

[@tuna76]

This is the best video on youtube. Perfect.

[@hectorlopez1069]

I never thought back in the day, I didn't think I was gonna watch these scenes on my cellphone in 2022.

[@chillininsd4861]

where are those little boogers?....If I was a little booger, where would i be?....Mom and Dads room! P.S. Its good Za too

[@afshonium5799]

Chillin In SD what is “Za”?

[@ryandowns814]

I say that all the time lol

[@kledus420smith8]

@@afshonium5799 🍕 piz-ZA

[@RightAway87]

This movie changed my life as a kid. It's so good dude. Duuudddeee!

[@anthonybaker8210]

what movie ?

[@erickbuckner4485]

@@anthonybaker8210What movie is this

[@John_Lee_]

"Dude it's me!" "Dude you're right!"

[@bryanscott5275]

“Slow it down” “Slowin” “Slow it down” “Slowin” Gets me every time

[@sicwititdimeful]

Ooooh someone got a tix

[@xxefrainromanxx]

@@sicwititdimeful “Shut Up!”

[@mella8296]

My sister and I say that every time we’re in the car and looking at something 😂

[@thomaslawrence9324]

Best lines in the movie

[@aftrthejake6843]

I love the one guy "Marcus" only lines in the movie is "dude". So epic.

[@uncannycerebro]

These guys are so funny I wish they could of had their own spin-off movie.

[@drummermike99]

Who would've thought Fester would grow up to be a JAG lawyer?

[@philipwitzman8641]

He got scared straight as his punishment for kidnapping

[@Traditionalsheep]

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahha I saw that and was like dood that’s the dood from three ninjas

[@nathanpetherbridge3824]

hammer= hey what time is it? heston= i don't know does anybody have a watch. looks at their wrists ''AWESOME''.

[@NoctisCantet]

I'm not a 90's kid but damn did I love watching old movies and shows like this, those were the day

[@kevinperez3744]

Lmao. 30 years old and still funny af

[@SDallstar]

MMM!!! This stuff is GOOD!!!! ...... Lol, not sketchy at all.

[@richardson.1424]

"Don't you just hate us?!" One of the best lines in the movie.

[@kuliimjulischreiben]

“We should probably save some of this pizza for the kids we’re gonna nap.” 😂😂😂😂

[@nictrew]

“They’re probably pretty nice kids.”

[@Ilovemovies917]

When I was a kid I thought those stoner robbers were like a spin-off of Bill and Ted. Marcus is like Bill and the scene where they are trying to get rid of robbers is like Home Alone.

[@MyJustin316]

Man take me back to the 90s i miss being a child 3 Ninjas was my childhood and i love Pizza it was funny the kids put laxative in the soda to give to those surfer bad guys

[@camilomontoya7412]

justin fleming i never understood what laxative was as a kid

[@MyJustin316]

Ca Mo same here when i saw this i never knew that was laxative or what it was when saw movies like Major Payne Bean & Dumb & Dumber i knew what laxative was when i was little

[@pantzdollars7853]

I'm 36 years old, and to this day I refer to pizza as "za", because of this movie.

[@jentertainment1012]

😂😂😂😂😂 to this day I thought he was talking about the sauce but now I will be saying that for pizza 2

[@rmandiou1]

These three DUDES are the most likeable and awesome characters of the whole movie.

[@CanadianEnforcer]

What happened? YOU HIT ME!

[@likwid_smoke]

When the boys scare the kidnappers at the 7:50 mark still kills me to this day 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@krtlkid]

You can tell these guys took their cues from watching bill and ted.AWESOME DUDES!!🤘

[@chriszamu7024]

Imagine a modern update to the film, but these dudes still stay exactly the same

[@jenniboo9441]

I remember thinking that pizza looked sooo good lol

[@CookieMonsterOner]

* Fester and Marcus punches Hammer * Fester “ Dude !what happen ?!” Lmao always cracks me up

[@supercook49]

Hammer “Ya Hit Me!”

[@Doc_Animator_N]

Imagine if Harry and Marv tried to invade the Three Ninjas's home, they would've been beaten to a bloody pulp.

[@crazymuthafucka14]

"Haha fakeout." lol

[@TSUsolrac2012]

crazymuthafucka14 "Shut up."

[@ashleynave561]

It's an adventure and action movies. Fictional character with some truth in it.

[@shaunlucky9645]

Kicks door open, guns up laughing, door closes instantly on their faces. Classic lol smh moment

[@mella8296]

LMAO I laugh soooooooo hard at that every time!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@HalConick]

3 Ninjas was Home Alone, Encino Man, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles all rolled into one and covered in dog shit.

[@dougiebuckets1364]

I love this comment!

[@ALCANTAR720]

Goddd damn lmao

[@TSUsolrac2012]

"Haha. Fake out."

[@storageunit2683]

"Shut up"

[@TSUsolrac2012]

Adrian Miller “Dude?”

[@patrickworkman1014]

There’s no possible way he’d be down stair.

[@jt.00011]

"Ouuu someone gotta ticket!... Shhhut uppp!!" LOL broo

[@Ryn0_333]

Such an underrated movie. I watched this movie so many times as a kid.

[@snorgisborg2]

I never thought about it before but California stoner stuff was my favorite when I was a kid. This movie , Michelangelo was my favorite ninja turtle, bill and ted etc..

[@zebrafood]

I saw this movie ONE time long ago and I've been quoting "woah... cool room!" pretty much my entire life

[@sobrietyliiving]

The stoner stuff is so much funnier now that I understand it!

[@Arb1111-y1]

I'm 39 now but when I was 12 I used to watch this over and over

[@ProtomanButCallMeBlues]

dang, when I was kid all I thought was "these are some pretty goofy surfer guys", and now I realize "these stoners are goons for high profile criminal syndicate that have no morality over killing, robbing, and kidnapping" and I love it even more.

[@Maxwellpaul45]

Colt: someone got a ticket. Fester: hey shutup *officer looks up* not u the kids

[@3410glenn]

Such a polite way to ask to use the phone, his mother raised him good lol

[@Gagieboy]

"any kids or do you have specific ones in mind" man's was ready to kidnap random kids 😂

[@ALCANTAR720]

😂😂

[@midnightvibeslongdrivemusi6969]

I always laugh at 7:15 😂! Oh the good old days when I used to always watching this movie on VHS lol!