Dumb Lawyer Quotes IRL but in Ace Attorney 5

[@Chessete]

I can't imagine what would happen if we don't get to 10K after Klavier poured his heart and soul into that song (makes me cry everytim) P.S Thank you all for the support! These videos are really fun to make and I'm trying to read and go through all the replies. I will be making more of these right away so SUBSCRIBE RIGHT NOW AND JOIN THE PRE 10K GANG LETS GOOOOOO (It's the coolest gang btw)

[@hdr_diamondz]

Remember me as you unbox a 100k subscriber play button in 6 months

[@JvoltTheDumbStupidBall]

10k gang pog

[@karama5562]

I was just barely too late for 10k gang

[@ItsTforTea]

You milked this 5 times i say you did a great job

[@dotumantaraye351]

pre 10k is pog

[@MiyaoMeow588]

"Would you like to know what color my urine was?" *Edgeworth slams desk* "YES."

[@Ramsey276one]

“(Why did I say that?!)”

[@valerieanimagus6230]

No, yes P L E A S E He's a GOOD B O Y -

[@ToyFreddyGaming1987]

WE NEED TO KNOW

[@krishankalia9990]

C'MON DON'T BE SHY. TELL US!

[@TNP-]

Guy's it's-

[@leonpike3963]

they just sound like regular ace attorney cases

[@magicalcapi9148]

The game is more accurate than we thought

[@outrightartimation3671]

@@magicalcapi9148 no. It happened in real life, they just made it AA format

[@peripheralzx11]

@@outrightartimation3671 you didn’t get the joke. The guy said these cases seemed like something you would see in ace attorney. And because these cases are real, he said ace attorney was realistic.

[@draconicfeline6177]

Isn't it disturbing

[@alex_-yz9to]

Judge: this is not my area of expertise > Is bald Yeah he's not wrong

[@SniperOnSunday]

Yes, true.

[@chrisdawson1776]

funny meme arrow

[@rompevuevitos222]

@@chrisdawson1776 Actually, it is a character used for formatting text in some older sites (i think reddit also uses it idk) So 4chan probably took it from that? maybe the green color is given by that character specifically

[@chrisdawson1776]

@@rompevuevitos222 >implying

[@Hugelag]

"It was just a normal day." "Wasn't a body discovered in the store?" "Yeah. Nothing interesting." I wonder what an eventful day would be like.

[@godzillafan9115]

*Volcanos start erupting* *some dude takes a sloooow sip of beer* Eyup, just another Tuesday.

[@neelmodi7765]

sounds like 2020 :/

[@taniscadwell3843]

Me too pal.

[@dantecaputo2629]

An eventful day is if the body is reanimated through necromantic means.

[@kjj26k]

No bodies, obviously.

[@CrimsonTy]

New Game Idea: Get 10 weird lawyer quotes and 10 weird Ace Attorney quotes Goal: Figure out which ones is real and which one is Ace Attorney

[@Chessete]

I like it...

[@hannahz3377]

That would be so fun

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

@@Chessete WHERE DO I SIGN UP

[@Chessete]

@@TheAnimeEncyclopedia idk maybe I'll do that on a Discord server?? We'll see

[@velvetbutterfly]

Chessete you should reveal the answers in a video so people without Discord could play too, maybe once a month or every few months

[@SyllyArdwyn]

"Which way would one fall after receiving a shot from a 12 gauge shotgun in a distance of 3 meters" 'Down' - You aren't wrong. But you are also not right.

[@sighduck9789]

So he fell to the left.

[@thecoolnoob1288]

No, he fell to the down right

[@lily_littleangel]

Guys, you are idiots.... The blast obviously creates an area of low pressure in front of the victim causing him to trip forwards, after which the fall killed him.

[@TM-si1ky]

Geez, where has common sense gone? People, the answer is obviously up.

[@Mimi.1001]

Your Honor, we all have made a basic error in our assumptions. Obviously, the victim didn't fall at all and stood firm!

[@Lilyclu]

I have to wonder if the lawyer asking about the witnesses's height was expecting them to actually be very short, and them being 5'9 ruined their planned angle.

[@Gamer88334]

I have to wonder how some of these people passed the bar exam. Did they bribe someone or were all these lawyers just having bad/weird days? Either way, I wouldn't be surprised.

[@-caesarian-6078]

@@Gamer88334 / It’s like this with pilots too, this just happens to people who either scraped by the tests with barely passing grades, or who have completely fallen off in competence since last tested, or both. They get all the attention in things like this because they are the ones making all the mistakes, but they are really a small minority of the total lawyer/pilot population.

[@thevioletskull8158]

I have to wonder why people objectify like that

[@nonamepasserbya6658]

Some cases are indeed due to heights so that could be why

[@Gamer88334]

@@-caesarian-6078 Yeah but still. Bar exams, driving tests, the tests you have to take to become a pilot. Some people are so bad, I suspect they bribed someone to give them a passing grade. Or that they got their license or whatever from a cereal box. Especially if they’re young and have experience (some people have big egos and think they’re better than they really are and will do anything to keep their egos inflated, including (but not limited to) bribery). Winter in places like NYS tends to be car crash/accidental off-roading season for bad drivers.

[@tatsuyasuou3368]

Fun fact: the majority of these make more sense in context... Which makes them funnier.

[@DeadAutumnHorrorStories]

This basically US justice system out of context and I love it

[@link_team3855]

@@DeadAutumnHorrorStories thats EXACTLY what this is lul

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

...Including the purity test of the cocaine? Now I'm REALLY interested in what made that trial happen.

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

@@RadiantSharaShaymin the lawyers after doing several kilos of cocaine (it was for the sake of the case):

[@bekahmccue]

Much like Ace Attorney!

[@rothern3761]

I just love how nonchalant the clerk is that a dead guy being found in your store is, "Nothing unusual"

[@timothymclean]

Must be a bad neighborhood.

[@PWLfr]

Mondays...

[@nonamepasserbya6658]

Either that is a bad neighborhood or some seedy shady stuff goes on behind that bar. It depends on the body count (yes the ones dumped in oceans and rivers count too)

[@guess_who_21]

Just a normal day!

[@pokeoh1831]

Or he's the killer

[@TedMerc]

Depending on WHOSE FEET got me dying

[@abyssthenoot4629]

Same. I literally choked on air

[@catsonbrooms]

@@abyssthenoot4629 🎶believe it or not, I'm choking on air 🎵

[@lily_littleangel]

I'm going to use that phrase from now on. And to be fair, it's actually valid for miles.

[@ThePlagueWarden]

I think the only disappointment with the Mr. Penis thing is that you didn't use Will lmao

[@scraggyscamp789]

True

[@Chessete]

I was thinkin Daryan Crescend too lol

[@Ping727]

Chill Will?

[@strionic770]

No he's Chill Will

[@Ping727]

@@strionic770 will chill will chill?

[@Pocket-Calculator]

That Chill Will part wouldn't be terribly out of place in an Ace Attorney case.

[@Lime_Sherbert]

Chill will?

[@luissandoval9775]

@@Lime_Sherbert Chill Will

[@peripheralzx11]

@@Lime_Sherbert Chill Will

[@catboydoctor]

Chill Will

[@dankmagician7108]

Who?

[@michaeldagadagn307]

My name is not George has got to be my favorite of these cases just ,because the prosecutor deliberately took it out of context.

[@bugbear2357]

It's also extremely in character because Klavier is a petty bastard

[@SniperOnSunday]

@@bugbear2357 Indeed

[@taniscadwell3843]

I love that his name is switched in the last panel.

[@tupolev.designs]

@@taniscadwell3843 shit george

[@goofyahdemoman1134]

Shit george 💀

[@orelas167]

I once sat in on a case where exhibits went from A, B, C... AA, BB, CC... NN, OO, PP... It was played straight.

[@Ramsey276one]

Was a long case, huh?

[@orelas167]

@@Ramsey276one Well, and it was though I didn't attend every hearing. They were photographs.

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

NNOOPP

[@Nnothingg-]

PP kek

[@sauvagess]

What do you mean AA, BB, and CC? Wouldn't it be AA, AB, AC, and so on?

[@Palindome]

I’ve heard about a court case where an attorney was trying to prove that someone could’ve accidentally shoot them self, the attorney then proceeded to accidentally shoot him self

[@kjl3080]

Yes, and he won the case, though he died demonstrating how someone could die holding it like that

[@RenShinomiya121]

@@kjl3080 wait really? what case was this? i want to read it for myself

[@velvetbutterfly]

I thought he was trying to prove it wasn't possible and ended up doing it

[@Palindome]

@@velvetbutterfly It was a murder case, he was trying to prove that the guy didn’t commit murder and that the victim killed himself by accident

[@planetary-rendez-vous]

@@Palindome oh fuck so his client accidentally died, and he himself. What a hero...

[@ISELLSALT]

there were some real good ones so far, but for me, the cocaine purity test is the best out of all the episodes

[@carso1500]

For me is the one about the sexual abuse

[@link_team3855]

@@carso1500hm. i agree with salt... but i will say that one landed well... and really only because of its buildup lul. (speaking of, pretty sure it was a bit of an imitation of one of the games intros. dunno which one though... ik it had apollo in it though. )

[@link_team3855]

wait that was a different video. this one. nvm, me cannot think in straight lines. dont.. .really know why.

[@kallemattila5870]

The high frequency of attorneys obsessed with haircuts has really surprised me.

[@HannahBanina]

This series has so far led me to believe that many lawyers have some kind of personal vendetta against haircuts. One shudders to imagine how they’d react to Ace Attorney characters' haircuts.

[@napoleoncomplex2712]

There were a lot of penalties handed out on that day. A few game overs too.

[@sighduck9789]

Shout out to Animal, Bear, and Chill Will

[@magicdawn1973]

what about Steve?

[@mony.mp4]

and shit george

[@chat4538]

You forgot Steve

[@lunatica3797]

Don't forget Mr. Penis

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

@@lunatica3797 You mean Mr. Powers?

[@andromeda_va39]

I can't believe some of these were real. Like "Coke Expert" and "Jet Stream." Why were those real, and do I want to know the context?

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

I can only imagine the lawyer saying "we snorted a bunch of it" was a joke. But I have no clue what was going on with jet stream lmao

[@timothymclean]

"Jet Stream" sounds like an assault case distracted by the victim's urination.

[@evadiaz-jesionowski6699]

The “coke expert” one was probably a forensic drug chemist being a smartass lol they can easily find out the purity of a drug by doing a GCMS test

[@keiyakins]

The only evidence j can find is a book titled "Disorder in the Court".

[@mystic_spider]

@@KaaneDragonShinobi Obviously the crime was committed by Jetstream Sam.

[@SupHapCak]

A gang symbol shaved into the head is 100% defended by free speech. People in the court may look down on you for your appearance but it isn’t illegal to dress a certain way for a court date.

[@rompevuevitos222]

Yeah and murder is a violation of human rights but you don't see much acountability nowadays Actually, pretty sure only the US has such blatant murder by police officers, other countries at least try to pretend they dealt with it

[@alexanderthomas1869]

@@rompevuevitos222 The Philippians has even more blatant murders, to the extent of the police also killing potential witnesses.

[@rompevuevitos222]

@@alexanderthomas1869 Ever since those US backed dictatorships, Latin America has been pretty effed Our country got out of theirs like, what? 30 or so years ago?

[@alexanderthomas1869]

@@rompevuevitos222 the Philippians isn't even in Latin America WTF.

[@miimaster6443]

The only name I know anymore is Chill Will

[@daftoptimist]

The only name that matters to me is Shit George.

[@bugbear2357]

This is shit george erasure

[@amspracklen]

Don't forget Mr. Penis...I mean Mr. Powers.

[@ashamansedai]

Animal and bear though

[@damientheshinx]

Chill Will?

[@jse6301]

The "Chill Will" thing could easily be part of an "Ace Attorney" game.

[@catboydoctor]

who?

[@mr.q5352]

Chill Will.

[@frfx2470]

Chill Will.

[@rompevuevitos222]

Mr Wright the lawyer Mr Edgeworth who somehow manages to not cut himself on that edge Mr Marshall the cowboy cosplayer Those where some of the things that kept me from the games when i was younger, but i learned to just not take the game seriously

[@crystalking2468]

"Ho-How did you perform a general purity test?" "We snorted a bunch of it"

[@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450]

The coke expert one explains Knoxville very, very well. I finally get it, everyone except me is on coke

[@Ramsey276one]

Consider moving ASAP XD

[@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450]

@@Ramsey276one I will try, thanks dude

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

Or you're on coke and don't know it, so everyone else appears to be on coke but you're the one on coke.

[@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450]

@@lordpumpkinhead265 that’s scary as hell wtf

[@tupolev.designs]

@@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 diet coke fricking i dunno

[@t-mofisher8922]

1:46 this is literally the type of bs Phoenix pulls to be like “this proves the murder couldn’t have been commited by this person?” LOL

[@tobinfromfireemblem9742]

2:12 While this seems stupid it is a valid question, as the body would have most likely fell down backward. The attorney in this case wanted to set proof that the body fell down, and asked the expert a question that is purely objective. Either forward or backward. If the body after the murder was on the ground face down, that could be proof of foul play. At least I think that is.

[@dylzoe]

Hey tobin i still love you even tho ur speed growth is ass Also its a common tactic for lawyers and detectives to ask relatively simple questions like this so they can corroborate their theories with external testimony or catch their witnesses in a lie. It can just sound really silly sometimes if they are grasping at straws or doing it during really inappropriate times. I bet the hardest part of being a lawyer is not sounding like a dumbass during cross examinations, lol

[@jacobtietjen2099]

Shut up, Tobin

[@sarttan]

Since it's cross-examination, he should not have used an open-ended question like he did. He's clearly facing a hostile witness. Lead the guy.

[@sopapopp]

Good question, terrible answer

[@timothymclean]

It's a valid question, just an overly-literal answer. @@sarttan Leading the witness generally isn't a good idea if you're trying to get accurate information. Eyewitness reports are unreliable enough under normal circumstances...

[@northsoutheastweest8991]

The "Coke Expert" just about killed me.

[@Lime_Sherbert]

Mine was award

[@tupolev.designs]

ah yes, snorting

[@awkward.anonymous]

Thank you for putting in title cards seperating the different scenes that was incredibly helpful!

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

I'm legit wondering what the hell are some of these cases about. They just sound ridiculously outlandish and I wanna know more.

[@10thletter40]

"That means we can say whatever we want" Nah nah, you cant get past me

[@General_Soldiernator7106]

“I wasn’t there when your mom and dad named you” “We’ll let the court reflect that Billy said ‘Shit George’ is not his real name” This definitely seems like what Klavier would say in AA

[@slicero2574]

I know nothing about him, but I love Klavier so much

[@thecoolnoob1288]

I suggest you play apollo justice ace attorney if you dont know who klavier is

[@Spotedpool]

Hes so good!!! I love him very much too

[@slicero2574]

@@thecoolnoob1288 I fully plan on it, once I finish up the other AA games I'm playing through right now

[@slicero2574]

@@Spotedpool From what very little I've seen of him, he looks like a really fun guy

[@aristotelesemblem2506]

@@slicero2574 he is, trust mr

[@willscarashatfitthroughthe4049]

Oh my god I can't believe i was just serenaded by Klavier Gavin in his creepy wine cellar

[@digitallyzer0]

we're lucky op didn't use Kristoph's sprite 😭💀

[@tupolev.designs]

believe it or not, im walking on air

[@Polikaize]

the creepy wine cellar has made me think it'll go straight to some Fine Cask of Amontillado shit 😅

[@arlyduran1510]

You know what I think Klavier has a point at the end there

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

Phoenix’s pee-wine ramble is too relatable. I can’t help myself my brain changes subjects so fast I can’t even think before I speak

[@kikiretzorg1467]

I have to appreciate the professionalism from both sides with which accidentally calling someone "Mr. Penis" was handled.

[@classydoctor5864]

"Direction Expert" could legitimately be used as pressing dialogue for an actual Ace Attorney case.

[@alibaig941]

This presentation to each case IS WAYYYYY BETTER. Not saying I didn't like the other ones but,I very much prefer this

[@catmaster42]

I love the hard cuts seperating each scene unlike the one before. I strongly prefer something like this compared to the one where it just all blends together and hard to follow. ^-^

[@channelname8970]

For half of these chapters, I can't tell which sentences are the dumb ones because all of them are...

[@Nudelyoshi3928]

Haircuts get discussed in Courts surprisingly often lol

[@catsonbrooms]

klav, I *KNOW* you have bodies in that wine cellar. everyone does.

[@300IQPrower]

"It's great for your health" said a dude in a _wine cellar,_ as if that's ever gone well for anyone

[@Sleepycreature687]

"why did I say that" is such a mood.

[@sebeuntine]

Chill Will.

[@shonenb0tillustr8s2]

Chill Will.

[@baguette_5867]

Chill Will

[@chandler2581]

Chill Will.

[@henotikkofficial]

Chill Will

[@orangejuice782]

Chill Will.

[@eddcentric4343]

He sings for us!!

[@-nova-6939]

...how the hell are all those real, I literally can't imagine them anywhere else but in AA courts...

[@dotumantaraye351]

came from the wine cellar please help me

[@VIofCaffeine]

I can't believe Matt got you

[@EmileeAria413]

Okay, the Greatest American Hero schtick was hilarious on it's own, but then the punch-in to slow zoom on Klavier at the end made it even better. This is fantastic content and I'm glad to see you at 11.4K by the time I watched this video!

[@Chessete]

thank you!

[@CascadianGal]

The production quality continues to increase, amazing

[@ryuuisnothere]

the whole chill will part was fucking gold oh my god

[@MelijahVicente]

Phoenix: “Wasn’t there a body found inside the liquor store that day?” Big Wins: *Just an average Tuesday*

[@ArifRWinandar]

The presentation just keeps getting better.

[@JessieJussMessy]

If he locks all the doors and tells you to "break yourself" then he's prolly a pimp ok

[@pawemajzner9026]

I mean, in that "break yourself" case I understand the lawyer's confusion, I'm also like wtf is that guy talking about. The best part tho is Apollo's confused face, it makes it all so hilarious.

[@lazarlol4132]

2:13 In the doctors defence, the victim would indeed fall directly down.

[@SamCardCounter]

Phoenix standing on the prosecutor's place is cursed as shit

[@rixius1005]

So when do we get to the real lawyer quotes? ...Wait, these ARE real lawyer quotes!?

[@Lime_Sherbert]

Yep Chill will

[@mayamaya6182]

@KING CRIMSON Chill Will.

[@VIofCaffeine]

1:11 Is this a group project

[@Polikaize]

this part made my brainrot accelerate to the orbit escape velocity

[@CreatrixTiara]

I feel like Franziska would be the one pushing for a haircut

[@Thelonious-and-Jane]

These klavier end scenes make me think he’s a serial killer

[@notjuggernaut886]

Arguably the funniest shit I've seen in ages! Thanks for taking the time in making these for us, I am sure it doesn't go in vein.

[@SomeOtherBots]

I’m liking the new format. It’s a lot easier to follow which dialogue comes from which court cases.

[@abyssthenoot4629]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. TRULY A MASTERPIECE OF KZbin

[@helloofthebeach]

congratulations on 10k and also 50k

[@Beans-wr3hu]

My poor guy was getting this shit roasted out of him in the “hair today” case.

[@Gregory-cz7tu]

I got here ever since the start. Absolutely loved it.

[@herrforehead6033]

i was late sadly, but i managed to get here :) was glad to see you, wright!

[@Gregory-cz7tu]

@@herrforehead6033 Kaede! I was so happy to see you here! It's like we meet each other everytime.

[@PWW2006]

I saw you there too 😌 lol

[@herrforehead6033]

@@Gregory-cz7tu mr. wright! we always seem to meet, its so weird! but nonetheless, im happy to see you here too. :)

[@Gregory-cz7tu]

@@herrforehead6033 M-My reply to you seem to always disappear... T~T...

[@kiddbusiness]

"Normal day at the store." "Wasn't there a dead body found that day?" "Yeah." "........" "........"

[@magicdawn1973]

Never thought I'd hear the Greatest American Hero theme song again in my life. But I am also heavily disappointed that I haven't managed to find a single comment mentioning it

[@wtr3059]

"Yes, depending on whose feet" - The non-American response to this question

[@sizzledan31]

I love the sitcom style intro EDIT: and the credits lol

[@ekkehard8]

You've made each one quite unique. Props to you

[@Sakkeru96]

The production quality went through the roof! Love these so much

[@fluorideinthechat7606]

6:20 When you need to make a resume but don’t have any qualifications.

[@cameronhoglan]

I've never played Ace Attorney in my life, but I've loved every one of these videos! Keep up the great work!!!!

[@cameios]

It took me a while to notice the sprite at 7:23 was Phoenix. Like, dam, disheveled glowup? 😳

[@CyrusLagom]

If I remember, he straight up got hit by a car and got amnesia, hence looking like a bum.

[@user-mh2bw4hu3o]

No, thats Hobo Phoenix, you see him in Ace Attorney : Apollo Justice, his license was revoked seven years before the events of the game, i wont spoil why tho.

[@xeanheart]

i dont understand why did you just upload a bunch of random ace attorney clips

[@camelat7228]

the "break yourself" segment actually broke me, i don't think i'll ever be able to recover as a person

[@Hala-k]

I’m so happy I’m a star in this video

[@mangomaking]

the production quality of these videos just gets better and better I'M ON THE FLOOR

[@LuckyLiegeLady246]

1:11 Anonymous Bosch, my favorite Dutch painter!

[@catboydoctor]

and my favorite children's author!

[@tupolev.designs]

i dont know dutch painter, i know W I D E austrian painter

[@c0zmozys]

1:10 im giggling at this and the sheer amount of sound effects

[@mistysurge491]

The Shit George case got me choking water lmao

[@andrewollmann304]

3:32 This line and Wright’s reaction definitelty seems like it would make it imto an Ace Attorney game.

[@PWW2006]

Probably the best thing I’ve ever witnessed 😌😍

[@Gregory-cz7tu]

I agree.

[@PWW2006]

@@Gregory-cz7tu OMG HEY PHOENIX 😳😀

[@michaeldagadagn307]

Wait are you Maya or someone else Phoenix Wright’s wife?

[@PWW2006]

@@michaeldagadagn307 oh I’m just a fan girl who thinks that Phoenix is hot in every single way. I think he knows tho 😅

[@Gregory-cz7tu]

@@PWW2006 Hey there!

[@al_fletcher]

Here we go again bois

[@lazuli9311]

I stayed till the end! This was so fun to watch, and the AA lawyers singing was truly breathtaking 😆

[@foxplys520]

Wow, the opening song caught me off guard because I never thought I would hear the opening to greatest american hero on this series

[@mousejuggler9331]

We have a short witness. What is his name? Mr. Long. Put Mr. Long on. As long as he's short.

[@MasterSonicKnight]

Payne: "no one's gonna watch this part of the vid" me, watching that part of the vid: kek

[@chrisdawson1776]

2:07 This is a legit question though. He asked whether or not the victim fell forwards or backwards. In this case the doctor is dumb for answering as a smartass

[@Barret1876]

"About twelve or fifteen feet?" "Yes, depending on whose feet"

[@twicethegalo]

Chill Will?

[@Salpinx018]

Chill Will.

[@catboydoctor]

Chill Will.

[@faizur7]

Will Chill

[@fedorakero]

Thank you for the title cards separating each bit, this is the best kind of structure~ c:

[@slash.slayer]

I love this series, please keep it up

[@robertlupa8273]

I love how "Exciting Dialogue" just cuts out mid-sentence.

[@Attaxalotl]

"Let the record reflect that Billy said that Shit George is not his true name"