Dumber Ways To Die with lame singing (PARODY)

This parody had a great audio track that was sung by Stephen Paul Taylor, but some jackwad company tried to claim that I had infringed on their copyright. My network has no balls and wouldn't tell them where to shove their claim... up their unwashed ass.
Here's a link to the original
www.dailymotion.com/video/x23s...
So I made a new edit with a very poorly sung song.
Thanks to the 5.5 million people that watched the original before I swapped out the audio.
Lyrics
Put your head in a jet engine
Swallow a hand grenade
Stick your tongue in a light socket
Tie your junk to a skyrocket
Dumber ways to die
So many dumber ways to die
Dumber ways to die
So many dumber ways to die
Drive your car off a cliff
Take a nap in the fridge
Play soccer on the interstate
Dance near an open sewer grate
-Chorus
Dry your hair in the tub
Find a boa and give 'em a hug
Pet a tiger like a kitty cat
Tell your wife she's really fat.
-Chorus
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Software used:
Toonboom 7.1
Adobe Premiere

[@bamhurger.]

What people hear when I'm singing in the shower:

[@snickaboo6090]

The dumber ways to die song

[@LBA2763]

​@@snickaboo6090 with lame singing

[@taytayis_slayslay]

FR

[@freshtapupel4775]

​@@LBA2763 ❤😂🎉😢😮😊😊❤❤😊❤😊❤❤❤😊❤❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊.❤😂🎉😢😢😮😂😂😂❤😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😅😊❤😂😅😂😅😂😅❤😅❤😅❤😊❤😊❤😊❤❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊❤

[@blobzeek]

Lol

[@jamesmcgarvey6594]

1:22 is my FAVORITE

[@THE_REWRITE_SIMP_AHH]

Some XD

[@nadaydradavis9285]

1:21

[@Purpleowl2011]

0:04 is my favorite

[@AyeshaIvy]

1:12 is my fav

[@Beanie096]

0:49 my fav meme

[@LuckyTheTherianAndFurry-Cat]

I love how the most detailed thing in this video is the flower in the beginning

[@angelitoramis]

You are so stupid you're so stupid

[@no1233i]

Yea

[@gunnarbondank3893]

Why is he singing like that?

[@user-og9tx5ib2y]

@@gunnarbondank3893 it’s lame singing

[@sheilaassuncao7852]

​@@no1233i ggh

[@proudprobinsyana1982]

"PuT yOuR hEaD iN a JeT eNgInE" Never gets old.

[@icycandiee6343]

It's even more funnier when you turn on the auto captions.

[@The0fficialFlAky]

"But your internet cat is dead!"

[@icycandiee6343]

@@The0fficialFlAky "Swallow a Tamguma neighs!"

[@-Kyle.Broflovski-]

​​@@icycandiee6343"Pick your tongue in a light Saki!"

[@icycandiee6343]

@@-Kyle.Broflovski- "Another stroke to work Skye rocky!"

[@mariannegiga3310]

''so many dumber ways to die'' never gets old 😂😂

[@Brothepro100]

Don’t dry your hair in the tub 1:08

[@ziaahmed3700]

It’s 7yrs old

[@Goofy_Content_Aware_Man]

"Tell your wife, she really fat." Never gets old 😂😂😂

[@sharonnettles340]

That part is my favorite

[@J1mmy2023]

Very insulting

[@icycandiee6343]

​@꧁★techno tori♥ He meant by the lyric. It didn't mean to offend you.

[@dogg695]

Bruuuuuuuuuhhhhhh😅

[@dianneaquino9083]

Not nice🤬

[@Armeandmackie2018]

You have an AMAZING voice! Like totally. Slay it queen 👑

[@kanepifer1]

Dumb ways to die

[@No-name23z]

Dumb ways to get roasted

[@TostillasNinja]

Turning on captions made me burst out laughing 😂 “but your internet cat is dead” 💀 “Tanguma neighs” 💀 “slight Saki” 💀 “another stroke to work Skye rocky” 💀 “play soccer on a nurse” 💀💀 “try your hair in the top” 💀💀 “pet a tiger like a key” 💀💀💀 “till your wife she's really fast” 💀💀💀

[@oreoappreciator]

Play soccer on a nurse

[@bennickss]

pick your tongue in a light Saki another stroke to work Skye rocky

[@helloiambaldodetari]

Skye rocky

[@helloiambaldodetari]

Tanguma neighs

[@claudianucifora1877]

i dont hear taguma

[@RobotsSharkTaleAndNIMH2Fan2005]

0:14 this made me laugh

[@animepablo8369]

0:15 lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LikizoB]

Another stroke to work Skye rocky

[@gloomy_much]

1:21 that was the deadliest.

[@imhamburgerandineedahungry6630]

What about 0:16

[@MrKrabs-ec3fc]

@@imhamburgerandineedahungry6630 lol

[@woojung6781]

@@imhamburgerandineedahungry6630 lol😂😂😂😂

[@MoreeyahSwago]

@@imhamburgerandineedahungry6630 holy crap that hurts

[@kuzmasimon170]

Fat

[@wolftube8212]

1:00 LOL

[@jimmysourpoprocks]

0:19 Number ways to die😂😂😂😂😂

[@Himothy_im_him]

It doesn’t say number ways to die

[@Michellefeaster86]

@@Himothy_im_him wooooooosh

[@stevenkyng13]

Close

[@moniaakele-sita7931]

@@Michellefeaster86 bruh

[@vinniebubs]

Michelle Feaster how dare you r/wooosh my boy T- Rox like that ima call the entbrat police on you

[@xxshamisalojonaxx3249]

0:18 ohhhh I get it really.. "Junk"

[@foxwolfgirl_inthedark1283]

(._.")

[@RhythmHeavenFan123]

Pp

[@percy8922]

@@luckii.__17 wow

[@BrysonTheGoober]

(._.”)

[@RhythmHeavenFan123]

(._.”)

[@Bendy-draws112]

0:04 his VOICE 😂 1:18 pet a tiger like a kitty cAttttt.😂😂

[@mrrollthedice_]

this aint dumb ways to die this is idiotic ways to perish💀💀💀

[@bowlingballout]

I like that... if you grant me permission to use it, and I end up using it, then I'll credit you. What'cha think? 😁

[@mrrollthedice_]

@@bowlingballout ok sure!

[@mrrollthedice_]

Heya! It's been a whole since we talked. Still no update about Idiotic Was To Die. Still in progress?

[@hikidy1235]

0:54 some are not dead

[@jgee2443]

There one the green one

[@amogus9279]

0:40 me when i want to take a nap and eat

[@Sshroom-.-]

so ur dead lol/j

[@Hellokitty63063]

Yo gabba gabba only

[@C.N._Lover]

The end scared me as a kid, making me never want to see the end again, until now

[@Oldpakkotoons]

0:15 I could not breathe at that one

[@p1kmin.]

Ikr lol 0:15 lolll-

[@gyu995]

Same

[@arra_princess9178]

SAME BRO

[@AverageRK1234]

Relatible

[@fidelsandovalcarrillo61]

0:14 I laugh two and can't stop breathe

[@someguywhopostsextremelycr2607]

0:09 gmnade

[@pixel__huh]

The gulp sounds like m so its actually gnade

[@nadaydradavis9285]

0:08

[@Shayaan_Smiley]

swallow tanguma neighs

[@burpnation]

0:04 XD

[@kaka-en1mx]

Put your andyabdaj

[@moony_and_friends_official]

He just got a nice haircut

[@Keeby256]

but your internet cat is dead

[@Giorgostriskhiliades]

If i made the subtitles: But your head is a jet and eh?

[@michaelblasi7629]

Imagine hearing this when your sleeping

[@johnwalker8203]

Gregory:the dumbest way to die is to mini music man

[@jessicamendoza0421]

"PeT a TiGeR lIkE a KiTtY cAaAaAt" always cracks me up 🤣

[@The0fficialFlAky]

SAME

[@Shayaan_Smiley]

pet a tiger like a key

[@rubyanddexter6451]

Now this is quality singing

[@rohinibarokar]

0:04 LOL😂😂🤣🤣

[@Ambumaleebchannel]

999999999

[@Ambumaleebchannel]

KugyuefjkufukeukjlifawnlimomibiibiawbjbjijawdawjiawdjidiwadiidowaaoEsfeGugoujeka.jdgikAe Cbioj I love ❤️ aS

[@ZackimusLongarmPrime8773]

That's My Line

[@jonathanle2777]

Put your in a jet engine

[@juanrulfo3]

0:38[scream]

[@l4v3nd3r_l0tus]

I don’t know why but this made me scared when I was younger lol- Now this makes me laugh

[@rohinibarokar]

1:50 In a Nutshell

[@shannon2255]

The first time I thought he said "dumblin"

[@nadaydradavis9285]

1:54

[@storigachalife5344]

1:12 find a boa and give him a hug

[@henrystickmin3090]

WHAT THE 🤬 IS A BOA

[@irinasylva]

e 1211 A Snake

[@GalaxyLiver123]

​@@irinasylva what do you mean e 1211?

[@HaksmanopVerified]

0:03 THIS GOT ME LAUGHING 😂😂😂 Subtitle: BUT YOUR INTERNET CAT IS DEAD

[@kiwibirdgirl3512]

😂😂😂😂

[@tivoncameron4292]

1:24 dumber ways to DIE!

[@Giorgostriskhiliades]

DUMPER ways to die

[@katisameme]

dumber way to *DIE ĮƏ ÏĘ ỊẸ*

[@plmatum]

0:40 ice bear XD

[@real.roninthomasvids]

Ice bear is now a yellow bean

[@dalexander2israel]

sxoda ful yaaaaas

[@SoreJunky3006]

Jeez.

[@stickerhappy97]

0:48 Sewer Gate

[@lemonfrogz3164]

''TeLl YoUr WiFe ShEs rEalLy FaT!" BONK BONK BONK Golden words my dude , Golden words Later on: "So do you think ITS OK to call me fat?" "No, I'm sorry dumpling" BONK BONK BONK "SORRY DOESN'TCUT IT!!"

[@Shayaan_Smiley]

till ur wife she’s really fast Bob sorry dumpling

[@Faithfitch8859]

This gives me back the memories ❤

[@xXCottonCandyPegasisterXx]

me:going to school with black hoodie and headphones the music in my headphones:

[@xxleah_haydenxx]

0:48 Oh that's how Pennywise got down there-

[@saaddao5121]

0:13 Oh light socket

[@tAiLzMii]

0:39 take a nap in the fridge

[@Warnole]

1:19 is so accurate

[@InkyWinkDink]

1:20

[@Thornfromthefunnytwitter]

Somehow, i love this more than the other ones

[@DuoTheDuolingoOwl]

This is so relatable. My friend once swallowed a hand g'menayde and never recovered from that.

[@adriennejuarez7393]

Swallow a hand grumaid is never gonna get old😂😂😂😂

[@noreenrudderham1730]

So, do you still think it's okay to call me fat? I'm sorry, darling. Sorry doesn't cut it!

[@BritishFood]

0:50 lol so frustrating

[@BritishFood]

O

[@aswathyvinod7546]

Singer: Mr Cheese

[@luckii.__17]

0:07 “Swallow a hand gmnade”

[@cassielololz]

but your internet cat is dead

[@cassielololz]

swallow tanguma neighs

[@cassielololz]

another stroke to work skye rocky

[@MasonTheOneLooneyDude]

1:54 When you stop and concentrate

[@KingofAngryBirds]

1:32 sounds like SpongeBob laughing

[@eggyt1153]

No, it doesn’t.

[@KingofAngryBirds]

Official Exeggcute yes it does

[@reggieandfrankee4928]

Pikachu has a point

[@ajthetomtordfan6414]

XD

[@first12556]

1:00 spongebob laughed

[@BurntBabyOil]

Beautiful

[@emmamesser2756]

my childhood 😭 also I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE VOICE OMG-

[@kiwibirdgirl3512]

Same

[@SecretiveAuto]

I watched this over and over and over again!

[@rhayanneoliveira6952]

O

[@mumanimation6233]

SAME 1:34 KILLED ME

[@Nickel728]

Same here 😂

[@NotEvenFunny.]

0:04 Buzz lightyear, is that you??

[@snarefromincrediboxv664]

It kind of sounded like Jeffy from SML

[@FireCookies78]

Sounds like Patrick Star

[@MrUbiquitousTech]

This guy is so going places with that harmonious singing voice!

[@mariabeneditaeumesmanpache7463]

@Summer Louise Squires 0

[@brunokisuco9893]

P0ķ

[@movieclips5243]

Yea, the singer is crazy.

[@Darren-ym9wg]

1:19 you should of said that your wife is very fat

[@atty.franciscom.orpillajr.5481]

ippnp

[@zavianthomas5545]

I used to be afraid of this video, now I'm like: 💀

[@officialjellyfish123]

1:16 pet a tiger like a kitty caaaat!

[@dally2763]

KITTY CAAAAAAAT

[@ibrahimibrahim2700]

Pet a 🐅 like a kitty car

[@r04rgaming36]

1:42 Right Arm Productions Sounds Like Meowth From Pokémon

[@henry_playz09]

Yea lol

[@UhhJayhone]

0:39 is what I like to do in the summer.

[@ginaalonzo1820]

they called it sky rocket but it's firework

[@goghonoi9839]

@@ginaalonzo1820 Yup to make it rhyme

[@oceanzu]

I think it's 0:40 sorry if I'm wrong.

[@Giorgostriskhiliades]

DON'T

[@vanessarodriguez2073]

0:08 swallow a hand-grum-an-ade

[@CameronBouchard6805]

He's saying But your internet cat is dead

[@schizotism3633]

I’ve always loved this lame singing, it’s hilarious!

[@marsyarazrazi281]

Yeah

[@cuteme7963]

Yeah kinda sound like Mr cheese

[@yon7088]

your veeeryyyy lame i hate you very much!

[@benjaminlambri1157]

@@marsyarazrazi281 jk

[@Vika_SoldatovaSillyStarMoon]

I'M GONNA TO CRY.

[@elwoodfourth4803]

thanks to Mathew for the original project Dumber Ways To Die

[@gyaltsengoh1259]

0:14 ANNOYING ORANGE

[@possum5575]

1:00 lol😂😂😂

[@xochilrodriguez5721]

Hate you now at 10:00 I actually like it but tiger is funny I don't like it nothing but bye

[@bob7467]

@@xochilrodriguez5721 you put the wrong time in the vid isn’t that long

[@cristobalcampos2011]

Ways to die diay diay diay

[@goddammitdude56]

This is so talented

[@user-xm2lu1qk1y]

this is so funny thx i laugh so much thank you

[@mrsgbrandi]

Bean 1: Dippy (different shape) Bean 2: Stupe (no hat) Bean 3: Numpty Bean 4: Doomed Bean 5: Doofus (orange) Bean 6: Hapless Bean 7: Dimwit (no ears) Bean 8: Bonehead Bean 9: Pillock (orange) Bean 10: Lax (teal and different shape) Bean 11: Bungle (purple) Bean 12: Calamity (different shape) Calamity's mom: Stumble (different shape and no hair and red)

[@footmobgames]

Didn't ask

[@skibiditoilettvman220]

“Gremenade” got me dying

[@nansan6692]

Every time we try something different

[@torterratortellini6641]

The Hannah Barbera cartoon sound effects along with the sewer grate makes this video feel like it’s way way newer than it really is.

[@namle-oz4kp]

Captions: “But your internet cat is dead” LOL 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@malifrizqypratama152]

Uukh

[@BUNK1T]

*"Swallow Tanguma neighs"*

[@CatNapRblx]

" *number ways to die* "

[@LuckyTheTherianAndFurry-Cat]

*“another stroke to work Skye Rocky”*

[@Always.Shouka]

*”play soccer on a nurse”*

[@rohinibarokar]

1:13 Boa sounds Funny

[@AH-dp7bk]

Yep

[@AH-dp7bk]

Yep

[@HahaIlovestalking]

Yep

[@gunnarbondank3893]

Oh my gosh that is too funny oh man I love it I love it!

[@tAiLzMii]

1:07 dry your hair in the tub

[@alphabetfanaticgeo]

find-uh a boa and give him a hug~~~

[@seanares]

Pet a tiger like a kitty cat

[@angrydog2041]

The first thing I do is turn on capitalizations and the 1st thing I see is: But your internet cat is dead.

[@KarinamamadeSky]

1:16 Pet a kitty cat like a kitty cat

[@Solar_Planet_YT]

I love that part😊

[@gunnarbondank3893]

I’m not putting my head inside that jet engine

[@cyansucks]

Nostalgic....

[@carmenwilder6824]

0:07 swallow a hand gumishsjnade

[@atu19760620]

0:20😂😂😂😂

[@Red62025]

someone: there are no epic songs : the song itself

[@pipiundkakiimpipikakaland6948]

The subtitles on the first 4💀

[@TostillasNinja]

but your internet cat is dead 💀 Tanguma 💀 Saki 💀 Skye 💀

[@durece100]

This video never gets old.

[@elizabethrivera687]

THE WHOLE THING MADE ME LAUGH AND THE WHEN I HEARD HIM SAY DIE I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@xxxguineapigxxx1895]

r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@somedude4121]

@@xxxguineapigxxx1895 r/ihavereddit

[@madmaxboytil5233]

😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝😝im OvER BoARd LauG-- HA gHa Ga hAg HaG hah

[@user-ji5zd6th6n]

Did you notice somthing in profile

[@countryland69]

@@user-ji5zd6th6n Jellybean, ITS NOT A MASTERPIECE ITS A MISTAKE

[@needleboy17]

Turn on closed captions. You're welcome.

[@WeteBiawete-eh4we]

this video can never get old

[@angg922]

0:19 I'm being honest this dance is better than the original

[@zullyandreacaromunoz6273]

CChgvt v Tbhbhhbgggyrtbhbbthh

[@felipeoficialealphabetlore30]

Im being honest too in 0:19

[@eydonstratton8856]

Your singing is hilarious

[@Filiscool47]

This pure humor 💀😂😂

[@MAYlee_48]

The singing is super duper funny!

[@CloudiiSybilAcrhive25]

0:04 LMFAO 😂 I AM *DYING*

[@alexthewolf7633]

i swear this was sung defrently when i saw this when i was yunger

[@ariannalol]

right

[@GiantsPlayer]

I got my own dumb ways to die parody called “Awful Ways to Die”

[@Giorgostriskhiliades]

THOOSE ARE THE FUNNIEST CAPTIONS IV'E EVER SEEN😂😂😂 For example " Pet a tiger like a key" or "But your internet cat is dead" or " Play soccer on a nurse"

[@user-ty4vd9ye4e]

0:13 lolllllll 😂😂

[@slime18466]

What the sound

[@scyconictank8254]

(1:20) my God it was hilarious!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@ethanchannel153]

Loni gets drove off a cliff and landed on his head, but off-screen

[@lisa_official1224]

Tbh I laughed so hard 🤣😂.