Dumbest Reasons for Divorce (Reddit Compilation)

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[@MyLilNicole]

There's a special place in hell for spouses who involve the kids and/or the pets in their savage attempt at one-up-man-ship. Totally disgusted with these human beings!

[@chrislanglois8275]

same, seriously wish theyd get a serial murders various sentences, better yet 25 to life set in stone. tho only if its 100% iron clad proven after the fact or far to obvious that a blind and deaf person could tell. cant b framing or wrongfully charging ppl cuz of lack of evidence causing the accused to get away scott free and continue their horrid existence with child and animal/pet cruelty just cause they werent caught. also obviously the pets should either b put to sleep, not euthanized, to wake up later with the better parent, the 1 that loved them or a new 1 with the murderer arrested later on. or just taken to the better parent or new owner.

[@niinalehesaari5591]

People who hurt or kill animals in spite to hurt their ex are truly evil.

[@anonthe-third2367]

I'm disturbed that vets would even agree to put down a healthy animal simply because the owner said to.

[@Rosewolf29]

there's a VERY special place in H double Hockey sticks for sick bastards like that.

[@Rosewolf29]

@@anonthe-third2367 Its unethical and they shouldn't but some vets are stupid. never met one that would do this so maybe there's hope.

[@yukitai9063]

That's why they need some agreement for payment in the divorce papers. Financially hurt or emotionally hurt: kill the dog and lose custody of everything.

[@anonthe-third2367]

@@yukitai9063 including YOUR life

[@bombdotcom2168]

1:26 I had a therapist who did something similar. He would ask me questions about my parents, but my mom sat in/would listen in to all of my therapy sessions so I never wanted to say anything bad about her because I knew she would lose her shit on me. The therapist didn't stop her from sitting in on these sessions, and I was too scared to tell the truth about the abuse. This therapist said that I would do better with a good mother figure in my life than with a non biological dad. My dad is my best friend in the whole world. He was there for me no matter what and still is to this day. My mom is an abusive, neglectful and manipulative person who constantly made me feel like I was in danger whenever she was in the room. Because of this stupid therapist I wasn't allowed to see my dad at all for almost a whole year. The most contact we got was one phone call a month. He would sometimes drop gifts off on my grandparent's doorstep for me and dash before I saw him so he technically wasn't breaking any rules, and although that was really sweet I missed seeing him in person. I get to see him a lot more often now that DCFS is out of my family's lives, but I'm never gonna get that time back due to a stupid therapist's personal beliefs and incompetence when it came to handling my case. Honestly unless there's abuse or neglect, or any other reason that one parent is unfit to take care of a child in the case, the child should be able to have a say in the arrangement that's made, and there should be more flexibility in these arrangements as the child gets older.

[@yukitai9063]

Went to child therapy for a different reason, but dude had parents listen in on part of it and part was without the parents (watching difference in behaviour with/without them?). Hope you got a better therapist or something, someone who will let you vent without letting your mother assault you, as kids with abusive parents (like you described) tend to feel the most pent-up anger.

[@kevinsundelin8639]

I got told by my counselor that if I said I self-harm she would tell my parents, so I lied and I don't think they know about it to this day

[@iamjustamomdoingthebestica6999]

Like why is it LEGAL to kill a healthy animal for no other reason than "they don't want it anymore?" It should just be taken in as a rescues or abandonment case. It should be ILLEGAL to kill an animal for no reason. It also shows how easily some humans would kill their kids just to hurt the other parent. If it were legal kids would die along with the animals. Also so many hurt the kids other ways just out of spite and refusal to believe they are better off away from them

[@rednecked7462]

I was hungry.

[@insideAdirtyMind]

it is illegal in Germany

[@willd.4808]

Call me cynical, but I think there is no "bad" reason for a divorce, because if a small conflict/disagreement is enough to cause a divorce, the two of you probably weren't good for each other in the first place.

[@sunnishae5047]

Yeah that's true, small things can be the straw that breaks the camel's back

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

The other note to make to people is that divorces aren't sad. Happy marriages don't end in a divorce. One reason we have them is domestic abuse has no escape without them (Not easy with them either but way harder without)

[@jenniferclark9842]

It’s more than likely a symptom of a larger problem.

[@DrLuke49]

Couples who were each raised in families where proper accountability and conflict resolution skills were taught are usually able to make an amicable split. There are then the karens and darrens who end up on stellar programs like "The First 48" . . . . "Forensic Files" . . . . "The Devil You Know" and pretty much every show on the ID Channel along with the KZbin channels like MONSTERS and That Chapter. HAPPY HAPPY HOLIDAYS 🎅

[@taylordodds5447]

Ts l

[@rsmith6425]

"She cheated on me with seven different men two months after we got married" ...Was it at the same time or something? Cause damn I'm single and seven different men in two months sounds like a lot of work...

[@kaitlyn3168]

I became exhausted just from reading it. Lol

[@rednecked7462]

Hey. Can I get her number? Y'all divorced right? You should've rented her out. Or is that pimping. Haha. Good luck.

[@ruthray6449]

7 in 2 months !!🤣 I haven't had 7 in 49 years !! Wow, that's exciting 😂😆😂

[@J05TI]

It's trivial. Just get a dating app. You can get to 7 on the same day as a woman looking for a man. Whether you should is a different story, though.

[@SeraphsGenisis]

You know what props to the guy who helped that women get a hold of all of the files that had proof of her bf or husband or whatever he is cheating. He deserved that pizza and MT.Dew.

[@nightfairy19]

Aww yeaaa, another compilation! Time to run some errands and do laundry. Somehow chores finish faster while on these vids 🥰

[@rachellepisa4482]

I do the same thing! I have wireless earbuds and I will let these play all day while I do everything, even driving and listen to them at night to fall asleep. At my previous job before the one I have now I used my hearing loss to convince my boss to let me keep one earbud in to with an app as a sound amplifier but I was really listening to reddit 😆😆

[@TrinityShoji]

I use these while at work: reviewing loans.

[@eowyn-faramir-reads]

@@rachellepisa4482 Haha nice 👌👍

[@NazukiraMiyasaki]

I love these while working on terrarium backgrounds. Makes practicing english as a second language easier, too!

[@shannap.lawnerd8107]

🎯💯😁👌🏽😉

[@Mamda07]

Makes me so sick every time someone posts that a person put down the dog just to hurt someone. That shit should be illegal and no vet should be allowed to or agree to put down a healthy well tempered dog. Disgusting to murder a dog just to hurt someone else. People like that are so sick and I hope Karma comes back and bites them ten fold

[@theOneTrueCactus]

Every time I hear that someone kills their spouses pet out of vengeance, it makes me feel physical pain/sickness in my heart. I would give up everything I hold dear to make sure my fate after death was to care for the souls of the poor animals that are killed, neglected, abused or just plain disregarded, and I'd do it with no hesitation.

[@WASDLeftClick]

Maybe we should bring back public beatings as punishment for certain crimes.

[@theOneTrueCactus]

@@WASDLeftClick I'm in support of the punishment fitting the crime.

[@muppetsrule1143]

I'm disgusted by vets who will put down a healthy animal.

[@theblackcatgirl7013]

We NEED vets to have rules against this.

[@chrislanglois8275]

@@theOneTrueCactus 100% agreed, tho as i said in the above comment, "only if its 100% iron clad proven after the fact or far to obvious that a blind and deaf person could tell. cant b framing or wrongfully charging ppl cuz of lack of evidence causing the accused to get away scott free and continue their horrid existence with child and animal/pet cruelty just cause they werent caught" also set in stone no vet can wrongfully euthanize an animal/pet or that 1 parent loves or another owner could adopt and love and care for. overpopulation of unadopted pets without previous owners would b more of a grey area ig. idk

[@UndeadEyes]

It needs to become a law that, if you get a pet in a divorce, you can be put in jail if you have it killed afterward. In the chance you decide you don't want or cannot keep it, you should legally need to get an attorney/lawyer involved to contact the other party in the divorce and let them have first call on taking it before it can be given to another owner/shelter, etc. Such bullshit.

[@samuelbarber6177]

1:19 That second commenter is absolutely right. If they made it to that stage of the relationship and he didn’t know who knows what other secrets she kept.

[@Lia-jv1ll]

1:18:02 NOW WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS?.. "and microwaved the kids kitten" there is a wonderful place in Hell reserved for him, wth miss ma'am...

[@isabelalima1866]

I have a question, how easy it is to get a pet put down in USA? It's absurd how someone can get a 3 year old dog put down?! Like, where I live (Brazil) I NEVER heard of someone putting a dog down without actual reason, most of times vets just won't do if there's no reason and would go as far as trying to get a new owner for the pet if the other one doesn't want them anymore. I can't understand how can someone be so cruel to simply end a pet's life just to hurt someone else...

[@jupitersnoot4915]

In a lot of places pets are considered property in the same sense as an inanimate object is. The fact that they are a living breathing creature doesn't matter. Whatever the owner wants to happen to them happens.

[@ConnorElzaim]

One thing I remember my mother saying to me once(not a lawyer, but an accountant) was that a common reason for divorce if not the most common was financial. Not always petty to be sure, a lot of relationships fall apart because people have different virtues as far as money goes. You'll have the one who is frugal and doesn't like spending random money on material things, and you'll have the one who either is still playing out their forever 21 party fantasies in their mid 30s. Best way to avoid this is to sort out ahead of schedule where your aims are. Saving for a house? Paying off debts? Kids? Shit costs money, and if the other party isn't capable of basic budgeting you may wish to throw that one back into the sea.

[@yukitai9063]

Don't couples list (at their marriage) what they're each getting should they separate? Makes it easier to gauge what they expect from the relationship, and it breaks off money-grabbers. Also prevents petty occurrences. Stuff bought during their marriage might as well go to whoever uses it (bought it if mutual equipment).

[@oldwoman5942]

My ex took me to court 13 times in less than a year, once for an old paring knife that I hadn’t taken. The judge finally forbade him coming to court again unless it was to agree to the divorce.

[@dragonetafireball]

8:52 the husband should have his identity respected and the husband is a man weather OP a understands it or not. He was honest with the wife before the marriage and is allowed to not out himself to the community but even if he did something wrong even bad people should still have their gender identity respected.

[@ryanhughes7559]

Agreed I know it’s not the channels fault because it’s just saying what the Redditer said but it mad me so mad to hear the writer calling the husband ‘she’ through out the whole thing i don’t care if he only did it so as not to have to pay child support but he still doesn’t deserve to be called ‘she’ nor saying stuff like ‘the guy was actually a girl’ like no he wasn’t it just wasn’t known he was a trans male that’s all.

[@AnnabelNightwish]

Anatomically female, publicly male, there ya go

[@Duplicatecatsj]

Yeah, that made me really angry. Like c'mon, how hard is it to respect a trans man? Smh

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I hate when people say that. "Her parents respected her preferences" Yeah, so maybe you should respect his too???

[@squirrel670]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 like what a crazy concept. Respecting your child, who does that? Not only was the post frustrating but it was also confusing.

[@lilfairykiki122]

The one at 2:45:24 where the ex wife flew a plan with a banner over her ex’s wedding saying “ex’s name likes it up the butt” was funny as hell and such a refreshing from all the animal cruelty and child abuse tbh.

[@patricewilcox792]

ALL SAD PEOPLE FREQUENTLY AREN'T WHAT THEY SHOULD BE. ANIMALS MAKE MORE SENSE............ PAW

[@Rosewolf29]

I got a real bad divorce story from a friend. This was in the 50s, and she had just divorced her high school sweetheart husband of 30+ years (mutual split, they married young and wanted to see what else was out there, but still deeply loved each other and talked everyday). Wackjob saw her at a restaurant and started stalking her, 6 months later got her blackout drunk and forced her to sign marriage papers. Two years of absolute hell and abuse, she flipped the coin and did the same thing to him he had done to her, moron got taken for everything single thing he owned, was only left with the clothes he was wearing. Lost everything, including custody of his 4 kids (oldest was 11, youngest was 2 at the time she met them). none of their mothers were in the picture and when she left she swore she would take those kids so he wouldn't hurt them. Oldest said that the mothers would be there one minute then poof vanished off the face of the earth. no one ever saw them again. Dipshit ended up loosing everything and when he showed up the day after it was finalized to "talk" to her she had 8 of her big marine buddies there to back her, he left without a fight or a single word being spoken. she likes to say now that he was probably a serial killer as women went missing whenever he was around. I'm really hoping that's not the case.

[@Amelia-vk4jt]

Good on her for taking his kids from that man as well she might not have been their biological mother but she looked after them

[@Rosewolf29]

@@Amelia-vk4jt yeah, they all treat her like she's their actual mother. the youngest two only know her as their mom. she treats them like their her own kids, and treats them with the same respect and decency everyone should be treated with.

[@allintensiveporpoises2688]

Ill admit the story about the trans man (8:51) bothered me cause the OP kept using the wrong pronouns for him and ended up making the story more confusing by doing so

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

Seconded here- it’s not that hard to respect pronouns. Hopefully OP just didn’t know any better, but dang.

[@arianebolt1575]

In fairness, if someone switches pronouns mid-relationship, keeping track of before and after can be chaotic.

[@allintensiveporpoises2688]

@@arianebolt1575 he didn't switch before though and that's not relevant to the story

[@fundude6127]

@@arianebolt1575 he had been going by those pronouns for most of their life. Also OP didn’t really know them personally so no excuse

[@fundude6127]

I’m happy someone said it. Jeez that was fucking awful

[@sdondavis]

Takes a real scumbag to put down a pet for revenge.

[@trashcan_princess]

The wholesome insane divorce story is pretty much my parents separation agreement just without the whole divorce "because what if we want to get back together" sadly my father had lost his battle with cancer. They had made plans for my father to come and live with my mom and I because we all thought that he was doing better.

[@mommyofone646]

Sorry about your dad man. Hugs.

[@trashcan_princess]

@@mommyofone646 Thanks.

[@chaparker3007]

The children adopted from an African country don’t have bad manners for eating with their hands. OP just has no understanding of differing cultures and sounds pretty xenophobic. Many cultures eat with their hands and it’s not rude just because you might use a fork.

[@castielsgranny4308]

Waiting until you’re in your 60’s to divorce is BS. Unless it’s a sudden, recent problem, don’t. Some friends of my parents had similar. He retired, moved out, and filed. A total shock. Apparently he’d been unhappy for years. He was a nice man, but he should have done it 25 years before, when she had opportunity to find someone. He already had.

[@jauxro]

5:25 gosh! That's pretty scary! The idea that you can lose someone you love because they've transformed into a stranger with the unique capability to hurt you

[@camelorcaramel5732]

35:18 not to discount the awfulness of cancer Or the situation, but technically a guy could give his female partners cancer. If he has HPV (i think) he could give it to a female sexual partner which could lead to her having cervical cancer.

[@smelly6137]

yep. also if you perform oral on a woman with hpv, it could lead to throat cancer. thankfully there’s a vaccine now :)

[@punprincess3214]

19:28 I'm surprised more serial cheaters don't end up this way. Ladies, good men are like dogs, love them and give them attention and affection and in return they will give it right back. But if you beat them, hurt them and back them into a corner, you are possibly signing a death certificate, like animals, men are stronger and more deadly than us females, fucking with their feelings doesn't feel like a wise decision. All it takes is pushing a person to their breaking point and they'll snap. A man should never hit a woman, but if that woman is evil incarnate, find some witnesses to her evil and are on your side and knock that bitch out dude.

[@mechengr1731]

On the cake smash one, it might sound absurd at first glance, but when you think about it it makes sense. If he doesn't respect her wishes on something so minor, something that doesn't inconvenience him at all, then what about other things? It sounds like a test to me tbh, and this dude chose to fail whole hog

[@dgaller06]

4:02 Those divorce cases must have been pretty bad if helping kick people out of their homes was less depressing.

[@yukitai9063]

Serious question: Why don't couples add "and if they euthanise the pet, they pay me $$$" or something? Make them money-grabbers rethink. Some crazy people like these think cheating is okay, but only if it's them cheating and not being cheated on. 23:17 Who ever said anime/h*ntai was useless? Case 2 essentially got featured in one. 1:02:10 as well. 1:47:10 The perfect friends do not always take your side. They are the people who'll hear you out, and tell you when you're wrong. 2:06:00 What OP said with the first case, sometimes you just want a get-together without them for old times sake. No matter how close they are.

[@Damnitol22]

The part about guys wrapping there hands 20 time in toilet paper and using it once it's 100% true. But based on how fast it goes, I think my GF does it too.

[@jupitersnoot4915]

Women have to wipe when they pee as well as poop, or they'll get infections and stuff. It's not like guys where they don't have to dry themselves when they piss.

[@matttyler9963]

This seems like the most inefficient way to wipe your ass, I could never see myself doing this and I'm a dude, just grab a few squares and fold. Sounds like they do this to avoid washing their hands

[@jupiterx9669]

@@jupitersnoot4915 wait, men don't wipe when they pee????

[@chrislanglois8275]

@@jupiterx9669 we do, but only 1 or 2 squares needed, 4-10 squares for crap under normal circumstances, like already clean b4 the toilet and not diarrhea or w/e. also should always wash hands, rarely a good reason not to.

[@roseyt415]

Anyone who take's pet's in divorce's and either put's them down or just does it so the other is damaged deserved to be divorced and unhappy for their entire life. 💕

[@Lexilove2016]

Just because something ends in s, doesn't mean it need to be 's.

[@roseyt415]

@@Lexilove2016 That's how I speak, so not sorry.

[@baconinthesoap1]

Wtf stop writing like this then

[@kwbalance108]

5:14 Midlife Crisis?? No people don't do that type of stuff while having a mid-life crisis.

[@kenabbott8585]

"Physically shaming" has to be the dumbest euphemism for rape I have ever seen.

[@MissBoxxx]

Yep, and it's actually reasonable to blame heavy censorship and purity culture.

[@kenabbott8585]

@@MissBoxxx LOL. No it ain't. That's just trying to pin the blame on a silly hatred of virtue.

[@MissBoxxx]

@@kenabbott8585 what virtue comes from making it so we can't talk about it without having to use ridiculous euphemisms?

[@kenabbott8585]

@@MissBoxxx "what virtue comes from making it so we can't talk about it without having to use ridiculous euphemisms?" The non-existent kind. "Purity culture" is a fictional concept used by people who don't like morality.

[@MissBoxxx]

@@kenabbott8585 what you call morality is actually a patriarchal and Christofascist concept used to shame people, especially women, who own their s€xuality instead of suppressing it. True morality is not created by the government and it isn't strictly black and white. I refuse to be gaslit into abandoning my individual moral code and core values in favor of the set list imposed upon people by the church.

[@rainwys]

The dude who microwaved the kids' kitten deserves to be microwaved. Stuff like this really hurts me, physically. Especially with small animals who can't defend themselves. My father used to "joke" about putting my cats in the microwave and he would think it's funny.

[@antgue756]

Falsely accusing your ex spouse of molesting or sexually abusing your children has got to be one of the most purely evil things ive ever heard of.

[@LizAnne279]

People who kill pets out of spite are less evolved. No, I’m not in the mood to argue about this. I’m dying on this hill.

[@maureenlaneski2802]

Hmm...I want to argue, but...

[@supersillysammy272]

1:18:06 What? Why would you microwave a kitten? Wouldn’t you be hearing the desperate meows as the kitten tried to get out?

[@jenniferclark9842]

Probably tuned it out during the party.

[@truepercula]

"suffer brain damage", . .legally he would probably be considered a "vulnerable adult". She would be facing years in prison.

[@PaladinGear15]

Enough with the pet murdering! I heard this from a friend so I can't really verify it as fact, but according to him, when his Aunt got divorced, it was a simple "drifting apart, not working out" situation, which even the Aunt said she wasn't angry at him and it was all fine, but when she got the dogs, she had them both killed immediately because "I can't look after them, but I'm not giving them to an ex husband, it's sad but the judge said I could have them", poor guy was crushed, they were his best friends. It's really truly sick that there's nothing in place to protect them from completely senseless killing. (Wait... giving a dog a laxative resulted in animal abuse charges, but murdering perfectly healthy pets just to hurt your ex is fine?? The law is so stupid)

[@ruthray6449]

If my husband intentionally hurt any of our pets, the neighbors would be calling 911 and he'd still be sporting a limp when I got out of prison !!😡 That's a sin that can not be forgiven 😭

[@karkatvantas7820]

The fact that the story about the Computer being wiped came up twice is sloppy editing.

[@cpt_nordbart]

Dang man, I met someone who shaved all his hair for avoiding a drug test

[@cynthiasimpson931]

Re the zodiac stuff: A co-worker of mine who believed in that nonsense ran our horoscopes right before my wedding and the result was that I shouldn't have anything at all to do with a person from my then-future husband's zodiac sign. If I'd believed in that stuff I might have canceled our wedding and missed out on a great guy. However, I've been an amateur astronomer for more years than I care to admit to and know that the stars have nothing to do with our lives. Next year is 25 years married for us, and he's still a great guy, too.

[@evanblack20]

“Split the ashes 50 50” unfathomably based

[@TheKiwiDragon]

My friend's wife has threatened him with divorce, if he were to buy a car from a certain brand (in case you're wondering, it's Holden, a now defunct brand which has been common in Australia and New Zealand for 50+ years). It remains to be seen as to whether she's actually serious. We can only wait and see.

[@Account-kv3jc]

I'll keep this short and simple. My parents hate my brother because they can't understand disabilities and my dad failed to raise him as his child. My parents hate each other because of mental illness, preconceived assumptions, differences and the fact narcissists can't live under the same roof. Both my parents adore me and compare everything I do to my brothers "fuck ups", I don't know why they like me as I moved out in a fury of rage at 16 and argued with them my entire life. I love my brother, he's had his moments and I can partially condone his violence at home. He's never been allowed to thrive or grow and his parents continously blame him for what they refuse to give and help him with. Kicker is my dad wants to give me his full inheritance and life insurance on the terms I give nothing to my other family, mother wants to do the same, hers states that absolutely nothing goes to my brother or my dad's estate if he outlives her. I've already set a private account under my name for my brother, he's getting 50% of everything when the time comes. I don't care if I have to fight for his right to have even a fraction of it, I'll give the rest to him in cash outside of court. I'm stuck in the middle where I yelled at for talking to my dad by my mom and vise versa, I'm not allowed to talk to the other party and it's strained our family. I can't talk to my grandfather or anyone on my dads side of the family because they tell him that I'm sharing stuff and my dad goes ballistic.

[@ettinakitten5047]

23:24 The older girl in the second story reminds me of my biological cousin/former adoptive sister. Her brother, who my parents adopted at the same time, had similar issues, and both of them really shouldn't have been in the same home as a toddler...

[@nobodythenobody9779]

Family court law is terrible, hope it gets changed

[@14thivy89]

Ummmm a woman divorcing her DL gay husband is VERY reasonable. She didn’t sign up for that.

[@chrislanglois8275]

5:30 for all we know some simple blood pressure meds will is what he needs. a certain comedian i like once talked about how his dad was a crazy anger-holic (not alcoholic, just that he had a short temper and was almost angery), swearing up a storm and stuff. nothing physical but very intimidating and everything. 1 winter while they were a teenager he slips on some ice in the driveway shatters his shoulder him and his brother lmao for many minutes. later in life hes in a relationship with a gf for a long enough and they like each other she wants to meet his parents, convinces him after a while for a christmas visit hes very adamant about how his dad is. they get there and his dads the best in the world, calm, nice, interactive, everything. the son is freaking out in his head for an hr no clue whats going on, with a growing urge to yell what the hell is going on and if the dad is screwing with him. as u can guess he was put on some blood pressure meds to help with the shoulder in some and some other things, went thru a few different types of the meds till after the son moved out and some time later he was put on the current meds and he was a completely different person. many different meds for the same reason and solution can effect many in so many ways, usually the helpful stuff is expensive and the bad stuff is cheap sadly.

[@neonlightning_]

My grandad (dads dad) died 2 years before I was born and I would give anything to have met him even if it was briefly; I’m lucky that neither of my grandparents on either side have contemplated divorce (my mums parents have been married over 50 years) and my mum and dad are going on over 24 years married this year and I hope I can have the same kind of relationship that they have

[@jenniferclark9842]

Licking your ex’s cutlery? Not only is that juvenile, that’s gross 🤢

[@AA-hg5fk]

54:30 is completely legit, the rate of getting through toilet paper TRIPLED when my girlfriend moved in!

[@DragonArbock]

No vet should ever be putting down a healthy pet. That shouldn't be allowed. Give it to a shelter. Anyone who tries to do that should face criminal charges.

[@nottelling808]

9:30 Very Trasphobic story teller, but a very common story for people with trans ancestors.

[@e.t.2914]

How tf was the story teller transphobic? Fuggin dork.

[@franl155]

"Microwaved the kids' kitten". I just can't.

[@TaeTy45]

46:30 I'd be in jail for the torture that would happen to that man.

[@WiseWordsbyWiki]

My mother helpped run a divorce group, mostly women with terrible ex husbands who wanted to hurt them anyway they can think of. One used his wife's mental health againist her and used the blog she had about and was her main source of revenue as proof. She was forced to shut it down so she had no income and going thorugh a divorece. One dragged the divorce on for months and then stalked the her waiting for to start seeing others to take pictures, because even though they were seperated it would still be considered cheating and would make it her fault. So many fucking up their kids through exposure to drugs, sex and another else they can find. One women when having an ex hurting their kids so badly told my mother, "This issue is he hates me more than he loves them."

[@recklessrex]

8:51 The one with the transgender shepherd. I'm confused. The way I figure it, there's two possible scenarios here: 1) the person is ftm and OP is misgendering by constantly calling him "she" throughout the post or 2) the person is mtf, I guess with some degree of surgery because genitalia had something to do with proving the lack of paternal relation to the kids, but since she's only out to her family she still presents as male around everyone else The thing about the person being able to prove the kids aren't theirs just by having the judge look at their crotch, coupled with female pronouns, makes me uncertain which scenario is more plausible. Like the pronouns imply mtf, but if they're mtf why would the genitals prove anything? Even with surgery I don't think it would be accepted as legal proof, because as far as the court knows they could have had the kids beforehand.

[@daydreamc5079]

This honestly scares me... I don't get how someone could go through with killing a dog out of spite. I remember being there with my dog when she was put down... It was one the most painful decisions I've ever had to make. And looking down at her I felt so guilty. Even though I knew it was her time. (She had chronic pain and lost her ability to walk from old age ) I cant imagine thinking of killing a healthy dog thats done nothing wrong just because of an ex. I imagine she just gave the dog to the vet and ran away. I'd be even more disgusted if she was in the room with the dog... and she watched and just let the vet kill the dog... either way she deserves everything horrible and rotten that comes her way.

[@ebifuon6776]

Don't always assume its the woman's fault for multiple divorces my aunt has been divorced 3 times first came out gay as she caught him in bed with his lover, second seemed nice but was a closet alcoholic and abusive, third mommies boy who cause her to lose the house she pay off two years before they met cause his rich mother needed to be spoiled, and she almost got married a forth time only to find out a month before the wedding he was a convicted felon who had plans to have her murdered so he could take everything after her death and disappear. Now she pretty much has sworn off all men as she doesn't trust her ability to pick them

[@e.t.2914]

"Don't assume it's the woman's fault for multiple divorces"--> "She doesn't trust her ability to pick them" Erm, I think you might have just explained why its her fault. :/

[@ebifuon6776]

@@e.t.2914 and abusers do t walk around wearing a sign saying I'm a piece of shit all these guys were met by our family and we never saw the signs of them being an abuser the second guy put my aunt in the hospital the first guy she didnt know until she walked in on him screwing a guy this also happened to another friend but before her wedding so she was able to walk away. What do you expect women to do hire a pi and profiler so they know everything about the guy before saying I do. Almost every marriage that I've seen break apart 9x out of 10 it's been the guys fault cheating, possessiveness, or abuse has been the usual

[@e.t.2914]

@@ebifuon6776 It sounds like your family has a genetic disposition to low social acuity. I would bring more perceptive friends when they meet men then.

[@Kivlor]

34:10 Not sure why the guy's new wife's income should be calculated. I know that new husband's incomes are rarely calculated to determine such things on the wife's end. The rest of this one seems legit though.

[@blutoxic2964]

Good stories but you might wanna make sure you don’t have repeats in the mix?

[@riddlemefish6217]

8:52 EW the amount of misgendering in that made me wanna vom

[@MissingmyBabbu]

Right? Like, I know it's not the channel's fault and it's that OP's, but it made me feel all kinds of gross. Not to mention the fact that the courts, in threatening him with child support that he didn't rightfully owe, forced him to out himself. In a community that, judging by OP's consistent misgendering, wouldn't take that kindly.

[@e.t.2914]

You fuggin dorks in court a REAL man takes paternity tests. If she was a REAL man she never would have copped by LITERALLY USING HER FEMALE GENITALIA AS AN EXCUSE. REAL men don't get to crawl into a different gender when things get inconvenient for them. If she really was a man, she would never be able to NOT act like one. But that's how you know it's all just make-believe to them. She chose to bail when things got tricky for her.

[@e.t.2914]

Actually, I just realized both of you are like 14 based on your profiles, so I'm not sure why I would bother emphasizing something to people in an age range that view transhood as some sort of social fetish. My apologies. Please re-read my original comment in 10 years when you are actually adults. It'll still be applicable then.

[@Sammythat_B]

A lot of animal put down by vets. I think if a vet were to get a healthy animal from someone wanting them put down. The vet should put them "to sleep" knock them out with a sedative & give them to rescue who can actually rehouse them.

[@bensokol-composer1859]

And people wonder why I will never get married.

[@LivenUp7]

Very early on, but the story about the therapist and deck of cards, and the kid wanting to live with both parents equally brought up memories. My parents HATE EACH OTHER. They were teen parents, tried marriage, my dad sucks, etc. They didn't even make it until I was 1 year old. When I turned 13, they sat me down and asked what I wanted. They'd been sharing custody most of the time, minus a few years with my dad getting me due to my mom moving out of state. And I wanted to keep that. Thinking back now, it was stupid and a week on and week off would've been way better than every other day. Then again, I love my parents but I really don't like them. So it wouldn't make a difference in our relationship. Just my school work and mental state

[@rotinironi]

26:26 KAREN TOOK THE HANDELS!

[@strange4202]

Early onset dementia about the quick change at 65. My mom was diagnosed in her 50s

[@therealdirtydan7227]

WHY TF DO PEOPLE HAVE THEIR EXS PETS PUT DOWN OUT OF SPITE AND WHY TF DO THE VETS DO IT EVEN WHEN THE PER IS HEALTHY?????

[@monus782]

1:44:29 funniest one for me so far 2:23:10 same, 60 years down the drain and I feel this is one of those situations that are worse than just dying alone and never finding someone 2:40:09 all that effort for scamming gone to waste, that’s what she gets

[@brownricebro5691]

The problem i have with the case of the guy who shot his wife after accusing her of physical abuse is that it is implied that because cps and the courts were siding with the mom no abuse actually happened. But it kinda depends on when it happened, because until recently the courts almost always sided with the mother even in cases where clear abuse was happening from the mother so its kinda iffy to me

[@WobblesandBean]

That's a pretty bold claim there. No doubt it does happen, but do you have any sources to back up that courts ALWAYS ruled against men?

[@brownricebro5691]

@@WobblesandBean 1. Dont misrepresent what i said, its a bad look. I said ALMOST always, in no way did i say fathers never get custody. 2. KZbin being KZbin keeps deleting my comments for no reason because their AI is useless so posting links to studies is near impossible but ill keep trying in separate replies.

[@brownricebro5691]

@@WobblesandBean i have tried every which way but most links from many sites on the subject get deleted... apparently statistical studies aren't allowed on KZbin anymore. Look up "tender years doctrine" and its relation to custody cases. Basically since the 19th century the courts operated under this doctrine saying that children are better off in the care of their mothers, with some areas such as florida reporting as high as a 90% rate of sole custody going to the mothers. Another study in the 1980's showed that approximately 80% of cases led to sole custody for the mothers. One in the 1990's showed 74%. In the modern day it is much lower, last i saw it was around 40% and most cases were shared custody

[@supersayianshrek5455]

So are there any legal repercussions for people who fight for their spouses pets just to kill them?

[@jupitersnoot4915]

Depends on where you live but in most places, all that is required to put down an animal, healthy or not, is the owner saying they want it put down. It's perfectly legal to have a pet put down for no reason at all.

[@mechengr1731]

I think there should be a clause in insurance for "crazy divorce proceedings"

[@alecmagill5337]

My dads side of my family is known for a court case that took place in Ireland when it was still a colony, where a couple went in front of the British high court there in order to get a divorce. They got it

[@chrislanglois8275]

7:20 reply poster i dont think got that he was driving on a public road and that the bus was beside him so most of them could see everything, the rl issue i think was that it was while driving. in some ways thats worse than a bj while driving, 1 half of ur body is moving alot disturbing the flow of ur actions (like comparing the surface of a pool when ur kicking feet underwater, compared to using ur whole body arms and all, the water is mostly still with just ur feet) and u have to focus on so many more things at once.

[@salemsrevenge]

I am guilty of taking all the plates, cups and forks and spoons . Also all cords to TVs

[@firestorm2000]

Do you feel bad about it now? Do you think it was petty? Why did you do it?

[@jupitersnoot4915]

So you're just admitting you're a crap person, then?

[@natiliee.s.5476]

26:35 That's some petty 🤬 that I would do 🤣 I wouldn't break anything, but I sure as hell would inconvenience him by taking the most random objects. 🚫💡 🚫🧻

[@lynlewis8606]

Normal People: NASCAR Bot: NASCER

[@itsthatguy5742]

Wow. I have no intention of getting married again. If even half of this is vaguely true, relationships are in serious trouble

[@e.t.2914]

Why don't you listen to a 2 and a half hour wholesome relationship video to balance this one out? You don't go to a seafood restaurant when you don't like seafood to begin with, then go "man, if this is all the food there is I'm never eating again!" Not to mention relationships were easier back in the days when partners got married in their early twenties, and one of them was dead by thirty. Easier to love someone their whole life when their whole life isn't as long.

[@ThePerfectSonic]

the throwing tampon one. i love my wife but i think i would divorce her asap if she threw her menstrual items at me... im not even grossed out by menstruation, that's just a hard limit.

[@coconutcore]

1:07:24 I once dreamt I fell off a bridge, turned into a clown and blew up like a balloon. Then again, I am a bit of a clown. So there must be something to her theory.

[@FerdinandCesarano]

There is **NO** bad reason for divorce.

[@koikoimono4748]

the guy who microwaved the kids kitten deserves a very special place in hell

[@keiraallen1619]

Idk what country permanently loosing custody for lying about the other parent is the norm, but not America

[@LexNonARegeEstViolanda]

The woman who was married 5 times before... I'd like to know if all her ex-husbands are still alive. I don't judge, perhaps things just didn't work out, you know? But it would be a big red flag if her ex-husbands were no longer alive...

[@ookyspookyspider9957]

fastest click in the west

[@TechnicalTactician]

Same

[@A_Borden_History]

50:58 Anne of Cleves and Henry the Eighth but Anne was the one to file divorce XD

[@krizzthekid25]

Thought I was divorced when my husband passed away and we're trying to get him buried in Arlington National Cemetery. Come to find out we were still married

[@robertllamas6889]

People be crazy

[@anthonyburke5656]

Family lawyer, husband and wife each lawyers, one seeking a divorce and the other seeking an annulment. Both contested every point and then the wife who wanted an annulment filed an Appeal against the divorce. The Appeal sought and was granted Leave to lead new evidence and took 3 days of hearing. A normal divorce would have cost $1,500.00 (not property or custody) and this one cost over $40,000.00. Then they started arguing about the property settlement, that cost over $300,000.00 in legal costs.

[@keybored67]

5:19 plot twist, he will live to be 130 25:11 and people wonder why guys dont want to get married

[@micearenice8963]

Remembering getting MTG cards handed to me for free because they were just starting to promote it.

[@Mollusk_Magus]

31:25 I’m so glad he didn’t kill the cats ;-;

[@itzlexxii]

How do you kick someone out of their parents house ?

[@paulaharrisbaca4851]

42:13 This story wouldn’t be related to Hunter Biden at all, you think?

[@lissfirefly9517]

Whoa, I divorced in September of 2014...however...no kids for me, lol Just a weird coincidence.

[@JaelinBezel]

2:35:55 Does this mean there are people that like Star Wars?

[@Longingtobesomeone]

These are just same stories over and over again. I'm not even halfway through and I'm getting a same story a third time. Edit: reinstalling Windows -story

[@jauxro]

Yeah I think sometimes these Very Long Videos get picked up by the algorithm because people fall asleep with stuff on autopay and they rack up watch time