Dumbest Things Ever Stolen

[@-xxcuberdatuberxx-7488]

5:48 Whoever stole the sand he was just playing Minecraft he needed the glass for his home

[@louisehayes4981]

Lojek

[@Neuvillete4.6]

maybe he invented mincraft

[@Neuvillete4.6]

bc minecraft was out in 2011

[@louisehayes4981]

@@Neuvillete4.6 no it was made in 2009

[@Neuvillete4.6]

@@louisehayes4981 and it was 2008

[@dittofoster73]

When I was around 8 years old, my "friend" stole my bike. He removed the basket and the bell and tried to pass it off as his. When I went to his house to take it back, he told his mom that I was trying to take HIS bike. When I tried to explain that I had proof it was mine, she told me to be quiet and she was taking me home and having a talk with my mom. My Mom let her rant and then told her to turn the bike over. They didn't know that my mom wrote my name in permanent marker on the bottom of the chain guard.

[@wildae.]

nice

[@celtc7875]

Marker saves the day

[@vaughn345]

What a good “friend”

[@celtc7875]

Sus

[@ham_sandwichgaming1577]

Go marker

[@dylpikle666]

In Vancouver, British Columbia this year someone had their backpack stolen. In this backpack was a talking stuffed bear. It had a recording of the persons recently passed mother on it. This bear was lost for about a week or so and then someone returned it to the police who got it back to the owner. Ryan Reynolds was even offering a reward for this bear when it was lost.

[@LuciferMorningstar-zu1ud]

Prior to it being stolen, theres a video of the boy crying when his older sister gave him the bear as a bday present. That video breaks my heart i swear! Waterfalls will flow after seeing that clip.

[@FroggyIsTheBoy]

Wainka

[@megselv2971]

someone stole my car, days later i found it crashed and totalled. it was a gift from my grandma who is now dead, i managed to rebuild it. the car was a 1994 mazda miata.

[@annak804]

Glad you could repair it

[@4no407]

You should have put it on be amazed stories Im bad at english

[@etonbachs4226]

Sorry to hear that ...it was a Mazda Miata.

[@jacksondavis6361]

that is really sad but cool that u found ur car

[@clout.swiperr7058]

HOLY FUCK KEEP THAT CAR THAT SHITS A DIAMOND TO CAR PPL WITH ITS ROTARY ENGINE

[@simplysallow]

In my city someone got arrested for stealing a pair of goldfish

[@josgn]

😂😂😂

[@strickersniper7909]

Is this Florida lol

[@simplysallow]

@@strickersniper7909 yep

[@FurnitureFan]

@@strickersniper7909 Was he wearing crocs 😅

[@strickersniper7909]

@@FurnitureFan I was asking if it was Florida

[@binayakpradhan3326]

Skip to the end, then replay the video. Boom!! All ads skipped!!

[@DocDewey]

Bro... genius

[@ramyareddy765]

Yeahhh

[@LameAme]

You deserve more likes!

[@binayakpradhan3326]

@@LameAme haha (sighs)

[@jaferyanimation3477]

I just turn on my VPN lol

[@EdenStoneReal]

i heard about someone who had their astro turf stolen. this part of England is dry and hard to keep real grass green so astro turf is quite valuable

[@basillah7650]

ever tried watering your grass not hard

[@EdenStoneReal]

@@basillah7650 They’ve probably tried that. I don’t live there so I don’t know

[@nerfguy5295]

My friends grandma had her car broken into, but there wasn't really a lot to take, so they took a couple coins worth like 20 cents

[@yashjadhavyj.500subscriber6]

They could have broken into a rich persons car!

[@wastedchips9761]

Someone broke into my moms car and stole a few pieces of gum and put it back in the container

[@nerfguy5295]

@@wastedchips9761 really?

[@wood1467]

@@wastedchips9761 that monster must burn

[@wastedchips9761]

It happend a month ago

[@kimmstiny.]

No no they're not idiots. They're madlads

[@ARCHIVED9610]

Fajitas are delicious, but good god you don’t need to steal 1,000,000 dollars worth of fajitas.

[@googlemeetssupportteam3013]

tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru tru

[@Warrison_]

I’d let someone steal my car

[@kimmstiny.]

@4A05 CHONG CHUN KIT r/ihavereddit

[@DRTrev-ov2nx]

My uncle's house was robbed but the next day they found the robber stuck in there old barbed wire they had in there back yard.

[@Maver1ck15]

LOL XD

[@darthmaul8278]

What have robbers come to

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

Pffft HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[@Cursedbox009]

ĹŐĻ

[@nickgov66]

Their

[@eggiebang8755]

Lesson of the day "Don't do stupid things."

[@Iron-calamity]

@Anonymous_User just go intellect school and then you will be smart it worked for me

[@carlycharlesworth1497]

I went shopping one afternoon and left my powerfully built Staffordshire Bull Terrier dog Sam outside the supermarket. When i came out not even 10 minutes later, he was gone. For three weeks I searched for Sam but no one had seen him. He had been trained by me to obey commands in Maltese as well as in English, so he was a special dog. I trained him in both languages. Three weeks later I get a call from a friend called Terry, who said he saw my dog Sam in a pub nearby in the possession of a black man. The man said he had owned the dog all its life. So to prove that the dog actually belonged to me, Terry asked the pub owner to help him prove the dog Sam was my dog. My friend Terry spoke a bit of Maltese too thankfully. So Terry gave the pub owner a piece of paper with 4 commands written in English on it. Then Terry said "I will tell Sam the commands on the piece of paper, one at a time, but I will tell Sam the commands in Maltese". He said "if the dog obeys the Maltese commands, then the guy who stole the dog would have to teturn it. But if the dog didn't understand the Maltese commands then the dog theif could keep the dog" The dog theif agreed and they used the pub owner as Judge. So, my friend Terry told Sam to sit in Maltese...the dog sat down. Then he told Sam to lay down in Maltese, the dog lay down, then he told Sam to play dead in Maltese, the dog play dead. And finally he told Sam to bunny hop like a rabbit in Maltese, and the dog obeyed him and hopped around until Terry told him to stop. After the pub owner agreed that the dog did indeed belong to me, the man who stole my dog Sam, cried his eyes out. When he gave me my dog back he begged my forgiveness and asked if Sam had any puppies. Well it just so happened that we had a breeding pair and Sam was soon going to become a daddy for the second time in four years.. The man whole stole Sam had really looked after him well, and I was grateful for that. So when Sam's puppies were born, a litter of 5 males and one huge female, I gave one male pup who looked like its daddy, to the dog theif. He wasn't a bad man to my way of thinking, and I became good friends with him. Turns out that he just loved dogs but had no money to buy one, he was after one of that breed (that breed goes for prices in the £100+'s) This all took place in the middle of the 1980's in Brixton. South London. This was before it was common practice to microchip pets. Oh, and contrary to what some people say, Staff Bull Terriers are only vicious when provoked like any dog, or any animal for that matter Generally speaking they are extremely loving and affectionate dogs who are intelligent and are easily trained. If you raise them to gentleness then what you put into them is what you get out. That is the same with animals the world over, and about people too for the most part. I won't be offended if you don't comment on this story as its rather long and boring, in that way that true life stories often are. This is the first time since the event took place that I'm thinking about it. Perhaps I should write a memoir for my childrens childrens children. Call it "Life in 20-21st centurys" lol no one would buy it hahaha

[@victoriawilliams2786]

I think your tale of the dog thief and Sam is quite charming. I'm glad there was a pleasant outcome. Stay safe!

[@nicolemarie6584]

So glad you got your dog back!

[@dittofoster73]

I also had that breed. He would give rides to kids. We didn't teach him that either. He would make a fuss until a child sat on him and went for a ride. It was so cute.

[@penelopecoconut3525]

Please do make the memoir

[@z3r0_games78]

how much for a copy lol

[@Bliving457]

Imagine looking up a man's job application and found out he's a felon for stealing toes. Good luck adulting buddy

[@wesleyAlan9179]

Haha, ikr?😅🤣

[@mamacindyrogofsky495]

What about the penis pilferer? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mitchcolburn1216]

They had to call a toe truck to come get him

[@sallyphilpin1104]

My sister and her husband had their car stolen when shopping. When the police found the car it was totally undamaged apart from the lock and the ignition but there was 2 brand-new expensive coats found in the boot which the police allowed them to keep. The insurance paid for the repairs.

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

and im the king of pluto

[@datfatcat9323]

I had my back pack open in 1st grade and saw I was missing my stuffed animal but it actually just fell into the other persons back pack and I got it back

[@ARCHIVED9610]

:D

[@FROGG2ARD_INCORPORATED]

How does something fall out of your bag into somebody else's bag? You must've been pretty tall.

[@Fodd976]

As a person that watch Korone I can say, yes it's difficult to live without fingers

[@The_Blazement]

hello fellow person of culture

[@dankmemes3279]

Yubi yubi

[@pijg]

Who

[@kemritwithgunbutrebornasle4021]

Yubi yubi

[@kemritwithgunbutrebornasle4021]

@@pijg korone

[@memesseagle001]

I stole my friend rubber and just relies that his rubber was actually mine

[@Doopidap]

Hahahahaha

[@dominikcapuano9900]

I believe you meant realized. Smh

[@memesseagle001]

@@dominikcapuano9900 I said what I said

[@gic8849]

Tf

[@concave.]

Ok

[@eyesyt7571]

The dude who was chipping away at the glacier was just smart.

[@treyblake9651]

"why steal a beach?" As if the robbers weren't salty enough

[@noimsquidward7327]

Hehe good one.

[@Turtlelover-ng4du]

Nice one

[@liviacottam268]

Lol good joke

[@sussybagle7671]

Lol

[@Heater-Le-Monke]

Nice one

[@omirg23]

I’m surprised you didn’t include the maple syrup heist worth $18.7 million CA that happened in Quebec, Canada in 2011 and 2012. 😉 Now that is a whole lot of maple syrup!

[@theoponeboom1119]

Tooo much suger

[@omirg23]

@@theoponeboom1119 We Quebecers LOVE our maple syrup 😆 but I understand that if someone doesn’t have a sweet tooth, it is quite sweet!

[@christophermerlot3366]

I just put the same comment above not realizing that you beat me to it. The most Canadian crime ever.

[@omirg23]

@@christophermerlot3366 haha yes!

[@shadowydepth1254]

That's insane, it is quite expensive, it always blows me away when i stock it on shelves, but i've heard it is well worth it, never tried it though unfortunately :)

[@SmokeyMcPotProductions]

Dude. I’m snacking on beef jerky as I watch this video. Well... I was, anyway... 😕😐🤭🥱🤮

[@MrDumb-mg7nb]

Yah I would do the same thing if I were eating beef jerky watching this.

[@Swagskog]

I lost my phone at home and ended up having to buy a new one. My grandmother then found my phone under her bed at her house over a year later. We still have no idea how it got there.

[@yanlumotungoe2361]

The night her blood got hot XD

[@basedmax9029]

I stole my school bully’s cheeseburger almost every week. When he asked me, I said I bought it and to go away, the. When he left to go bother my friend, I stole his new cheeseburger..... I did that for 2 years

[@QcTreyWay22YT]

HAHA NICE BRO!!!! I bet he was PISSED🤣🤣

[@ARCHIVED9610]

viva la revolution.

[@basedmax9029]

Jc3

[@Audiovistatv]

Nothing wrong with getting free food and revenge lol

[@emilyschmid9107]

You were your bully’s bully

[@joshuamartinez3164]

Well, stealing Einstein brain wasn’t dumb because they wanted to know why he was smart.

[@minichaos3752]

Uhhhh you didn't hear right The guy lied about researching he just straight up stole it

[@vinniefoxall493]

There is no dumb question

[@tshandcannon548]

he just studied its not a super power what dumbasses

[@jackiematanza2791]

@@tshandcannon548 stop being rude

[@kiongomichael3754]

@@jackiematanza2791 stop being rude 😠😡😵😵😳👺🙀👹

[@motopat06]

Love the content BE AMAZED 💖💖💖💖🇸🇪

[@Saunakiuas06]

Same 💖💖💖💖🇫🇮

[@aleckaszynski8309]

Not same 💖💖💖💖🇺🇸

[@SpinzoLynxYT]

Ye

[@R0DBS2]

Sameeee 🇮🇱💙💙💙💙

[@motopat06]

Aww u guys are soo cute 💖💖💖

[@MrChaos667]

Someone stole a shark from the aquarium here. They got it from the touch tank, put her in a stroller and took off.

[@abbie3017]

STRANGE HUMAN

[@carldapando2298]

@@abbie3017 don't you mean *MAD LAD*

[@wolfiemuse]

I’ve seen that video. It’s nuts.

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

@@abbie3017 ur capslock broke

[@gongoozleriam9783]

My most common phrase watching this: "What the Hell?"

[@giosworkshop475]

Mine was *why bruh*

[@beatsdontstop305]

Mine too🤦

[@emzdon7614]

It’s true about the beach in trelawny Jamaica🇯🇲 I live there..

[@Yurkimastee]

Hey I live in Jamaica to what's you favorite food

[@AD......]

Yooooo

[@emzdon7614]

@@Yurkimastee jerk pork, ox tail n ackee

[@emzdon7614]

@@AD...... ya lol

[@Yurkimastee]

@@emzdon7614 now this is a real jamacan

[@joseerwinborbon6440]

I was on a street with my wallet in my plant's pocket. I was buying some snacks after school in a store when group of children suspiciously encircled me. I went out the store after buying. Went home and I realized my wallet was gone. I wasn't worried at all cause I have emptied the wallet before going to the store and transferred all my paper money in another pouch I was holding all the time. I knew those children stole it while I was busy strolling the corridor of the store. It was proven by a CCTV camera in the store. Days later, a schoolmate returned my empty wallet saying it was found by children on the street. Well, fact is, I was wiser than those young thieves before they could even rob me.

[@AsstroYT]

IMAGINE THOSE IDIOTS

[@joeymobiel8796]

👏 👏 👏

[@AD......]

The dislikes are people who stole stupid things.

[@grantkeizer1878]

17 now lol

[@m1a2sepv33]

@@grantkeizer1878 7

[@rayhan4693]

Make it 22

[@faithofJ]

22 now

[@jefflec2748]

now 14 dislikes

[@keanosteve-o1491]

This narrator is the best mastermind on spotting the dumb ones. I bet he's laughing at them, while watching the short videos he put together. No one can outbeat this narrator at his own game 😊

[@coltmills8937]

One time I had a bucket of hot wheels outside after my house flooded in an attempt to let them dry and when we woke up they had been stolen and they still haven’t been returned

[@Derpycat8221]

Ouch.

[@Shazistic]

Fun fact A snail can sleep for three years -Shazistic

[@Saiko0001]

My lazy ass uncle: Pathetic

[@darthmaul8278]

dead people: haha I can sleep for ever

[@vincentyots1658]

Good to know but I think mine didnt move because I threw it at my door when in was 5

[@_JustAnotherKid__]

You silly goose, the thumbnail is just a realistic texture of the deserts in *HermitCraft 7*

[@freealts4643]

So true haha

[@IdkGtagBigScary]

Ll

[@ARCHIVED9610]

loll

[@mitchellewahito9993]

I like how he comes up with a way to tell people to subscribe😄.. Lol

[@justsomepersononyoutube9271]

Those 158 dislikes are from the poeple who got caught stealing trash

[@EvilBandeez]

748 wow alot of people steal trash

[@lillianhalo3012]

@@EvilBandeez lol

[@whyareallofthegoodnamestaken]

0 people nowadays

[@guagetuein8906]

The moon streaks the beach twice a day, fortunately it starts to feel bad and brings it back

[@aestheticairplane9987]

true

[@renamullings2944]

Sad I live in Jamaica and never know about that beach story 🤣 thank u

[@landokool3889]

I heard it but thought it was one story fi tek you fi idiot

[@brianmoore6490]

My friend's little brother, 15 yr, broke into an empty out of business Kmart. Got arrested for breaking and entering. On the ride downtown, the cop had a box of lifesaver rolls, so he stole two rolls. Then gets searched at the station and they added a petty theft charge...

[@route66flyer29]

I think it was in the late '80s or early '90s manhole covers in Scottsdale, AZ. started turning up missing. Seems the upscale city wanted to show just how upscale they were and replaced their cast manhole covers with aluminum covers but never considered how thieves might steal them for profit. Didn't take them long to go back to the old dull covers.

[@keyholeent.7510]

About 3 years ago, we went back to out go to barber and we saw him and his friend laughing and the glass door was broken. We asked why they were laughing so hard and they said someone robbed them yesterday but they only took a comb and a brush because they store their money in a completely different location

[@TyrBarghest]

I mean I would've went for clippers and a straight edge. But a comb and brush is fine, I guess.

[@TheNextFiles288]

@20:56 Are you sure that's how it's pronounced..? Lol The way he says it I rewound 4 or 5 times laughing he goes Hor-nee SLACK -off 😂

[@Snowymae]

A friend had a package that was supposed to be picked up by USPS stolen off of her front porch, unfortunately for the thief it was a completed ColoGuard test so they got a box of human waste.

[@mankgestuart3163]

The Japanese man stealing puddings from offices really takes number one spot

[@splinter6339]

My mother lost a mother's ring when I was about 7 years old. About 15 years later my step father looked down and saw a circle in the dirt. It was a 250 ft downhill driveway , all dirt and my mother lost it by the garage 15 years earlier.

[@HeroOfHeros]

Master Splinter **bows**

[@galebailey5583]

A friend of a friend of mine (Susan) received a phone call one day from her daughter(Abbey). Abbey’s cat had just died. Distraught, she asked Susan if she could take it to the pet semetary. Susan agreed, and the pet’s body was placed in a duffel bag and put on the passenger seat of her car. On the way to the semetary Susan made a quick stop at the drug store. When she returned to her car, the duffel bag and cat corpse within were gone. I would have loved to see the look on the thief’s face when he discovered what was in that bag!

[@andrelegoat]

The sea: *Exist* Burglar: It'S fRee ReAl It StAteS

[@What-ch1bn]

It states

[@celtc7875]

estate*

[@MGM2000]

My sister lost her phone in New York while on a work trip. Her Uber driver found it and mailed it to her. Absolutely amazing. Whenever she goes to New York she lets him know and he tries to drive her when he can.

[@wesleyAlan9179]

Thats really cool

[@FurnitureFan]

Love that.

[@thegamesnake2348]

Thief: I need sweets Us watching:😂😂 so dumb

[@WALKIETALKIEISMYPOOKIE]

Pudding pilferer 2:01 Me:ok I’m bored let me watch this video Shows picture of sweets 🍭 Me:*runs down to rummage through Halloween candy*

[@basileuskaduceus5794]

It's amazing that no one commented on the 50 year sentence of the man who stole fajitas. He's a crook, no doubt, but 50 years is essentially a life sentence for stealing food. Completely out of proportion.

[@daniellewills6465]

Especially for those who rape and don’t get this sentence.

[@CanineGrowTime]

It was the value which landed him a ton of felonies which caused the time. Besides, unless you're white... the government values money over you anyway.

[@shadowthehedgehog4737]

Jailbird #1: So, what are you in for? Jailbird #2: I stole some shit. Jailbird #1: Really? Like what? Jailbird #2: You know, a bag of shit. Jailbird #1: Yeah, but just what was in the bag? Jailbird #2: Some shit. Jailbird #1: Look, I'm not gonna tell anyone else, I'm just curious. What was it. Jailbird #2: Uhhhhh...a bunch of marbles. There. You happy? Not my greatest heist.

[@ksrendleman]

After church one night, a friend of mine took off her face mask. We sat on the tailgate and then her mom picked her up. She left it in the back of the truck and we feared she lost her favorite mask. Bout a month later I was unloading wood from the back of the truck when I left one log and saw a shriveled up cloth. Unraveling it I immediately recognized the giraffe design, took a photo and sent her the good news

[@tinuviel-undomiel]

Don’t forget the drunk tourists who broke into the Australian aquarium and stole a penguin.

[@louisyoris4587]

Ohh yea

[@christophermerlot3366]

How could you have missed the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist? Thieves stole 120 barrels of maple syrup. This takes some serious initiative. Do you have any idea of how much a barrel of syrup weighs?

[@nevergivingusup]

See "How To Illegally Earn $20 Million With THIS."

[@storytelleri.t.s193]

4:58 i literally pressed the like button with the bottom of my palm

[@MrNikolo04]

BE AMAZED : "Dumbest Things Ever Stolen" *Catch-frame*: "Einstein's brain"

[@whimsipop4308]

Ironic

[@DavExtra]

Also happened in CZ some years back, someone stole a whole news stand in broad daylight. And I also recall a story of about 20 truck loads of wood that disappeared without a trace. Nobody noticed even though it was stacked by a highway with regular police patrols going by. So if you want to go steal something, leave the balaclava at home, all You need is a reflective vest.

[@juswangit]

When u stole just toes and get caught But the thief that stole the beach didn't even get caught

[@amanikeellis5618]

Expect the unexpected from us Jamaicans.

[@launcesmechanist9578]

When I was in high school, a bunch of us were into Yu-Gi-Oh card battles before class and during lunch. Well, there was this guy, always and I mean ALWAYS had several of these starter and booster card sales packs and would sell them. We always figured something was up as he always had a supply. Turns out he was stealing them from Walmart and selling them at a 15% mark-up for starters and 30% for boosters. Well someone found out he was stealing the cards and reported him not only to the school but also Walmart. Ironic thing is, instead of throwing the book at him they made him fork over the money he had been getting from his 'customers' at the school (I think he had been saving up all his money so he had about $5,000), plus he was expelled for the rest of the year. Unsure if anything else happened after that. I never bought cards from him as my group and I traded cards back and forth assembling our decks. I still have my Dragon deck somewhere around here. Cards are probably all out of date though with the newer generations. EDIT: Sorry about the double comment, the first was a half-asleep kind of thing.

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

and im the king of pluto

[@dingsburnersburner4353]

This content. I AM amazed

[@anthonygenovese7578]

Texas is so hilariously harsh with jail sentences. "You stole 2 loaves of bread. I hereby sentence you to 20 years"

[@emilyvokes9480]

I got very drunk at the club a few years ago and thought I lost my wallet with my license, but a few days after going to the club I got a Facebook message saying that my wallet and license were found in a parking lot a few blocks away from the club and after verifying that the wallet and ID were mine I picked it up later that day

[@victoriawilliams2786]

When I was a teenager in northern California I had a copy of a Gibson SG bass guitar and a small personal amp stolen from me. At the time my mom worked in the DAs office. The idiot who stole my things sold it to a pawn shop around the corner from his apartment. When I found it at the pawnshop I told the people working there that it was mine. They didn't believe me. Probably because of my age and I was dressed in spandex pants, a concert t-shirt, my hair like Nikki Sixx, dog collar etc...So I called my mom and she showed up with the receipt and her badge flashed when she showed her ID. I got my bass and amp back. 🥳

[@FurnitureFan]

Glad you got your property back. My friend found her stolen bike at her local shop. She rang the police and they staked it out but no one showed up so she took it home again.

[@victoriawilliams2786]

@@FurnitureFan Thank-you! I'm glad too. I hadn't thought about that incident in years! And haven't played around with a bass in decades. I'm glad your friend got her bike back!

[@eugenebetter4391]

imagine breaking into someone house and all you steal if freakin ice cream and desserts smh 😂😂

[@oh3681]

Imagine a guy stealing air by inhaling or just opening a sack then running around

[@bradleynjoroge7918]

I've just noticed how good they are at youtuber plugs first time I ever watched their videos I subed right away

[@buckskinstallion77]

8:10 totally random, but anyone else notice the static spark between the gavel and the sound block immediatley after the gavel hits it?

[@RXD_BB]

When I was yong my toy car disappeared, and then years later about a few weeks ago i found it again when I was cleaning my backyard

[@Cbrmkn98xs]

What model was it? Hot Wheels? Matchbox? I mean im a toy car collector so... just asking...(im not trying to be rude)

[@sabrinashumate7164]

“Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another, as if we were one single tribe.”

[@thepitbullrescueguy6017]

Oh thank God. You are our favorite narrator. Please stick around.

[@1milltothetop40]

I literally live in Jamaica and I've never heard about this

[@j-1176]

When I was at the UnderDog age of 3.5, I used to stole...get ready...Balloons and Bouncy Balls...I was caught, since I always hide them under an old couch in my Grandparents kitchen, and *NOT* put them in my pocket like a moron.

[@tigerh1528]

I remember one time my dog got lost on the 4th of July and my mother was so sad she visited the humane society every other day they said if she came back one more time they would call the cops so she went with my uncle to the humane society and he was taking forever and when my uncle was walking out( my mom stood in the car because she couldn't go in) she seen a couple with a dog in their hands and it was our dog so if my uncle was just faster we wouldn't have been able to get her we got her back and she is safe and sound

[@hmmoran1]

I didnt see a single bit of punctuation in there

[@tigerh1528]

@@hmmoran1 and I didn't ask you to check my spelling

[@hmmoran1]

@@tigerh1528 ik I was just saying bcuz I found it hard to read....

[@Colhogan06]

When I was stationed in Germany I had my car stolen. I came out to go to work and it was gone.. I was an Army Military Policeman and had to get to work so I went out to the main road and caught a ride from someone going to post. I lived near the last long road that led to post so anyone driving by would be going there. My wife was German and she called the Polizei. About 2 hours after I started work I was called to the front gate to meet the Polizei. They took me to their station and all of a sudden I felt like I was being arrested. They took my picture and kept me in a room with 2 guys. I was able to understand a little German and figured out my car was used in an armed robbery and I looked like the guy! I asked them, so do you think I did this? They said we had to wait until a translator came. I then asked, if I can understand you, why do we need a translator? They said because there had to be no question of understanding. I was thinking then that I was going to end up in some German prison with no way out. I think I smoked a pack of cigarettes in less than an hour waiting for the translator. In the end they realized it wasn't me because the guy who did it spoke a specific German dialect that I couldn't understand. I only knew the local slang used around the small town we lived in. Plus I'm sure they took my picture to the place that was held up. After that I was released and they called me later that afternoon. They had found my car. It was a mess! The clutch was broken, there was fingerprint dust all over it, and the dash was ripped out, to get my stereo. Anyway I paid about 350 marks to get the clutch fixed and then drove it a while but had to get a different car. That car just felt nasty to be in after that.

[@cinthiaclark9019]

I thought I lost my earphones once. I didn't know it was stolen. The girl who took it heard me asking and told me it's just an earphone and I'm being stupid so I pushed her...she then pushed me back and she was twice my size so imagine how that turned out. She later confessed and wanted to return it and I decided I didn't want it back.

[@celtc7875]

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[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

ya and im the king of pluto

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

and i was elected king of pluto

[@andrewskinner4092]

OMG THAT STOLEN LAWN STORY... THAT WAS MY HOUSE... the story goes on further when they finally replaced our lawn they broke our sidewalk and had to replace that aswell. the lawn and the sidewalk has never been right since lawn always dies and doesn't grow right and our sidewalk is uneven and started to chip with in the year

[@dudedude5035]

Ha to prove him wrong I liked subbed and wrote this with my toes

[@parkerpeterson1256]

Haha I don't have any hands so I fucking win

[@dudedude5035]

@@parkerpeterson1256 GASP WE HAVE A WINNER

[@user-mb5cb2ls7x]

Hell yea :D

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

This channel is like bright side but actually good.

[@kawaiichick3484]

To those who: Lost a loved one Lost a pet Been harassed Been abused Been hurt Been cheated on Been bullied Those with depression Those with Covid 19 Those with incurable diseases Those who are sick You are not alone and your special❤️

[@burgerstudio4261]

i once stole a single ice cube A SINGLE ICE CUBE and this man stole a entire ice wall

[@Ruke_RoR]

I lost my wallet for a whole year and then I actually ended up finding it at a park underneath the the park 😁 but at least I found it

[@elizarraras123456]

😂

[@Someonebi]

Did you studder?

[@carldapando2298]

Was it empty?

[@carldapando2298]

Wait

[@carldapando2298]

Was it even yours?

[@robertclark2253]

16:33 Towns in Somerset , England have been suffering with a similar problem since April 2022 . Town councils across the county have spent thousands replacing the covers only for some to go missing again just days later . Nobody has been identified or caught yet .

[@Rooniics]

how the hell can someone steal an entire beach???

[@AH64ApacheHelicopter]

Ikr!

[@yashjadhavyj.500subscriber6]

They could dig up the entire beach in lots of buckets and then steal it.

[@rayhan4693]

Sandman he ran out of sand so he took the ones in the beach

[@einienj3281]

Sand is quickly stolen.. it really isn't that hard.. actually sand is expensive these days.. You would not think, but the world is running out of sand.. sounds absurd, but look it up..

[@rayhan4693]

@@einienj3281 and it give you great dreams

[@XD.73-849]

3:59 I’m ten, and that is really interesting, I’m also conveniently in New Zealand, but in a different part

[@btcmewzik9613]

Omg lol who would have thought I see yard/home on this channel lol still live here in Jamaica hope to see the world one day a little story why no one got caught for that sand Jamaicans are the best at everything not to brag. One time they had a machine that caught crooks it was so good they bring it to Jamaica to catch thieves but lol they stole they machine instead 😆

[@speiluhr126]

This happened a few months ago. My husband's 1994 pickup truck was stolen from the parking lot of a transmission shop. I posted pictures all over social media and contacted the police. Some random guy found it abandoned in a parking lot because it broke down. The guy recognized it from social media. The part that failed was only 2 months old.

[@hdhwkq]

I'm so proud of those thefts 😎 Especially the bridge 😂

[@jrideout2802]

My car was broken into and my backpack stolen. The woman who found it ended up living across the street. She found me on facebook from my name on the luggage tag I was too lazy to take off after a flight. The woman messaged me me saying she found it in her backyard. Not only did I get my backpack back but as I walked through her backyard I found most of my stuff scattered in her bushes.

[@magicworld8832]

lol the vid is hilarious

[@spaghetti1672]

Wait a minute

[@magicworld8832]

@@spaghetti1672 I use the magic to watch the whole video in a second bro lol

[@spaghetti1672]

@@magicworld8832 this is a power far beyond the power of phrog

[@magicworld8832]

@@spaghetti1672 lmao you are so funny man

[@spaghetti1672]

@@magicworld8832 you shall be spared when the phrog uprising happens

[@tasha5419]

Before I moved I was packing up my stuff and could NOT find this dragonfly bracelet. My step-dad-who's not much of a gift giver- gave it to me after a trip to Wyoming to visit his dad. It was beyond precious to me and I was devastated it was lost. A few months after the move I was pulling a drawer out of my jewelry box and it popped out of the back of it. There's NO WAY it should've been back there as I'd taken the entire thing apart before I moved looking for the bracelet. I'm so thrilled I found it, however it came back.

[@knit930]

1st

[@clqmsysheldn2185]

yes

[@taranakhanom3582]

No

[@isaacthenoob1953]

Indeed

[@AH64ApacheHelicopter]

*Idc that you first.*

[@j.p.6932]

6:07 now I’m just wondering about the building codes and quality of homes in Jamaica

[@mariagraham9831]

Was hiking one day and lost my phone somewhere on the hike which was 5 to 6 hours long, 2 weeks later I got it back, someone found it and dropped it in to the village shop where I used to live, and it still worked.

[@krittikvemuri1152]

As a fellow fishkeeper(but not nearly as expensive), i felt the aquarist's grief and sadness at having one of his sharks stolen.

[@sudz8]

I took my wedding album to work to share with everyone and at the end of the day it was gone. My friends at work and I searched everywhere to no avail. Weeks turned into months then yrs. My album was gone. 8 years later my husband (now ex)and I went on a weekend getaway and When arriving home we had come in through the garage into the house. Later on that day it was a little breezy and I heard the front door to our house swing open and I thought the world. I went down to the door to find a brown paper bag with handles with my wedding album in it. WHAT THE HECK🙄🤫🤭🤭🤭🤔😃 Never found out who took it or why the heck they wanted my wedding album. Glad to have it back.

[@j.p.6932]

9:53 That’s actually less weird than the cadaver toes.

[@ashisheepoo7010]

Dumbest things ever stolen : my brain

[@FelicityLuLu]

Someone I called my friend stole my I pod when I was 12. I was disgusted. She said I let her take it, mined you the day she stole it and I was looking for it, I asked if she had it and she said “no”. A month later I saw her and her niece playing with when I came over. i toke it back, and the home button was broken. Dont let people in your house!!

[@leospruance-kryselmire5241]

Once when I was little, I lost my favorite stuffed animal, then found him a couple years later at the bottom of a drawer of towels.

[@gachalilypad2764]

All I saw of the title was "Dumbest Th..." and I clicked it thinking "Oh, well I'm dumb!" I am not disappointed. 😂