Dungeons & Dragons: Emo Edition

[@kylesmith5033]

Lance without sunglasses and a hat is a very strange sight

[@0x777]

"The theme of the party is apathy. " "When should we not be there?" "Whenever..."

[@BigLundi]

"The only adventure in life is death." (GM)"Ok! Great!" I know this is gonna be fucking gold just from there. God I love you guys.

[@MannShorts]

We love you!

[@xmhkillz]

Great foreshadowing, except for the fact that one that said it did not follow through and ran away.

[@marsyrobson1553]

"How do you make d&d unfun?" Grappling rules.

[@VerumAdPotentia]

Right?!?

[@CHmLgN]

Solid answer.

[@grizzlymanverneteil4443]

Fact

[@MasterPyron]

Not when you are... LOS TIBURON

[@clon1122]

This is why pathfinder exists

[@toxiclunch]

I kinda wanted to know the prep kid's reaction to the kid who's phone he just ruined- slitting his wrists and bleeding out in front of him. That's some scarred for life trauma.

[@anthonynorman7545]

Sounds like call of Cathulu

[@unclevivid9028]

Hahahah

[@dunzerkug]

He then becomes emo as does a random bystander who saw the guy take cyanide therefore maintaining emo equilibrium.

[@drew535]

emolibrium

[@AnimalMother60]

whatever, he probably didn't care

[@Chloe_2442]

0:32 “Live journal is still a thing” “Yes there’s an app for it, you’ve probably never heard of it though” * proceeds to show us discord *

[@theknightofbadassness301]

Lance got a 19 on a D12... pretty good.

[@kento369]

The knight of bad assness Initiative should be on a D20 right? Even if they are using D12s don't forget you add your Dex bonus to the roll.

[@theknightofbadassness301]

I don't think he has a +7 on dex.. not when he's that stoned

[@havok8570]

The knight of bad assness he's a lvl 9 bard with 20 dex. 5 dex mod and+2 from jack of all trades.

[@voidheart4553]

Pretty sure he's just using Sarah's dice

[@robertdonnell8114]

He read it wrong.

[@VictusBcb]

I freaking died at the straight razor of infliction. Fuckin' gold.

[@BouncingTribbles]

I love rewatching these old videos. The DMs slow decent into frustration and slowly losing his bottomless enthusiasm is comedy gold

[@jevaughn6198]

Straight razor of self infliction lol

[@LDaemontus]

> emo edition > no raccoon hair > disappointed > 0/10

[@Iliketoeatallday]

Nah that ain't emo, that's scene.

[@0x777]

Excuse my ignorance, but what's raccoon hair?

[@DeathnoteBB]

0x777 It’s a style of hair that scene kids used to wear. It’s basically a streak of bright hair with duller stripes. The stripes make it look like a raccoon pelt.

[@LnPPersonified]

This is literally every game of Vampire: The Masquerade I have ever played.

[@Felivii]

Oh man that sucks, come to Central Illinois! We have Sabbat, dirty Cammies, Werewolves, and Mages. :D

[@LnPPersonified]

Felivi I'd settle for a LARP group that doesn't get fucking drunk halfway through game and get into slurred rule arguments that take up the rest of the night.

[@Felivii]

Pokerface Yikes, that sounds sucky! :( Alcohol isn't allowed, save for event games, for those exact reasons. Our game is the one who's hosted Ecumenical Council. :333

[@LnPPersonified]

Felivi It's a shame your game is in Illinois, that's several states away from me.

[@Felivii]

Pokerface Darn :c Well Palle Grande is coming up if Wisconsin is closer for you, a lot of people go for Kenosha's game, and we'll likely host EC again if you're ever looking for a big event game to save up and travel for. ^- ^ Are you from a more western area? : o

[@Xzarus]

And you picked literally the most emo song of all time to close out. I've been binge watching these videos and loving ever second of it!

[@karsten69]

Player: Using my cutting edge... on myself, I do 11 damage. Me as a DM: Roll intimidate, to see if you scare the onlookers. Also can you imagine a campaign where everyone tries to out edgelord each other.

[@thecrazedchef7278]

Oh boy you would love my players.

[@brotagonist9189]

I love how unenthusiastic they are!

[@fortcastellan1730]

Okay, emo-Lance looks horrifying! How is that the the same person as the guy in all the other videos?

[@ECSizemore]

Haircut

[@tophercrow3544]

And the clean shave

[@rnptenafly]

"Acting!" (Put acting Jon lovitz in a GIF search)

[@MonkeyJedi99]

No sunglasses.

[@DarkTiger92]

Nice, how about Dungeons & Dragons: Weeb Edition

[@presynn9889]

You mean 4e?

[@ethanmikevallotton]

Moderately Attractive Gaming o shit

[@Japanlover79]

DarkTiger92 I’m a Weeb so hell yeah

[@Jacqueline_nonya]

Isn't that just a normal game?

[@thatdummguy7097]

Justin Trigg fair enough

[@therand420]

I didn't realize that was Lance without his customary shades.

[@santopablo792]

"Cut my wrist and black my eyes" - Hawthorne Heights You guys literally pulled this off, and you did what the lyrics says. Hilarious! EmoDnD player here. I usually play warlock just so you guys know.

[@danacoleman4007]

No one cares

[@thetriumvir]

Stop, guys! STOP! I laughed until I cried! You have had some gems on your channel, but for some reason this one really highlighted the comedic geniuses of everyone. I also, once again, enjoyed the little details (e.g. everyone having black dice). Charles, your meltdown at the end was perfect! 5 stars!

[@MannShorts]

I'm sorry you cried. It's a bleak and narrow existence.

[@gorantharon]

And again the emotions of others become our burden, dragging us down, even when showing the true existence of pain they only want to perpetrate it onto us. We are left in solitude, severed from the happiness as we are made aware how only pain causes amusement and mirth will only end in tears. Oh, I hate you all.

[@thetriumvir]

Stop it, all of you! Shared laughter is the best. =)

[@aaronmariscal6271]

LANCE'S MAKEUP MY GOD! I think this might be my favorite one...even more than the sacred original Gangsta....

[@11cmgrah]

They used my suggestion... If life had meaning I'd be excited about it.

[@octodude6815]

L-Lance? Is that you?? 0.o Most startling transformation yet.

[@cuff2860]

Okay I totally lost it at the end. It was hard getting there because the level of depression oozing off you guys was just painful to watch but the GM completely spelled it out! Great video! Lol you should one that pits D&D players against Fantasy Football players somehow.

[@donovian111]

"Fantastic." The face of a DM that has had enough.

[@stevenhilty2559]

I really wish you guys would make another one of these. Love it!

[@GrimBrotherIV]

Hawthorne heights for the credits was PERFECT. Well done

[@Boardermelodies]

That Hawthorne Heights at the end made my day lol, I was waiting for an Armor for Sleep joke.

[@mahziel]

When he said "How do you make D&D not fun?!" I expected to see comments like "play it" or "switch to 5e, 3.5 was better" You all disappointed me and I am happier for it.

[@sadmac356]

mahziel 5e seems pretty fun to me, but I don't have anything to compare it to

[@thevoidcritter]

Both 5e and 3.5 kids know the true enemy is 4e.

[@tobyklase8179]

New Favorite Edition because of Lance's mopey vampire hair and Whelan's Emo superhero mask.

[@Nuevosordo911]

These are so good im glad i found them

[@feudaltrinity7831]

“Am I dead yet?....” 😂😂😂

[@KitKatWiffleBallBat]

This one might be my favorite. It's just so en pointe. Thank you for this. I needed a cheerful giggle. Bad day and all.

[@Commenter339]

The music at the end was like a cherry on top!

[@oberonofcerberus7831]

Your guys's videos are giving me such great ideas for Eberron it's amazing thank you so much

[@styxnstones98]

You guys are amazing acting skills I love your dungeons and dragons videos

[@ballsman61]

"the only adventure in life is death" ok great :D

[@presynn9889]

Thank you for Hawthorne Heights at the end~

[@aidanhodge7090]

The straight edge part killed me.

[@articusramos808]

It's a normal party of Rogues. All we need is that one optimistic party member that they all secretly care for.

[@windraker007]

When that music at the end started, I couldn't help but laugh so hard I woke the house up. Thanks.

[@lizziethompson3130]

That man in the shirt with the black lipstick is giving me proper Neil Tennant vibes from the Pet Shop Boys

[@markdowse3572]

This emo edition is great and difficult to watch at the same time..... But "Sarah" is drop-dead gorgeous! 😍 (That term seems fitting for this episode. 😄)

[@dnsDns-sx9ij]

It was so freaky seeing Lance clean shaven.

[@XDirtydreamX]

i think i laughed harder at Hawthorne Heights then i did at the sketch lol good stuff though.

[@williamhabel10]

Ohio is for lovers was a perfect song to end it with XD

[@studiojason8049]

This might be my new favorite

[@BrosBGaming]

Okay him pouring the slushy counts as him entering his space so an attack of opportunity should have occurred first or at least the option before initiative was rolled

[@WeirdPros]

You can't take AoO outside of combat unless you've readied an action to do so. Otherwise, surprise rounds wouldn't exist for melee.

[@bannisher]

"God Damn 19."

[@AnimeNPC.]

I think i am in love with Sarah... She is awesome

[@Occatuul]

I love you guys! Always a good time, always a laugh. More people need to watch you!.

[@jessicalyle4593]

Lance is especially great in this. Love it!

[@jrreedve2825]

Hi, I’ll be you’re new villain for this session. “I’m Barney the dinosaur with my (bazooka) Of hope and happiness. Come at me edge lord, I’m ripped!”

[@aidanbieszk2341]

"Life is suffering. Suffering is life" -Kuga the warlard, Shadow of War

[@Archangelina]

Great closing line. XD

[@TheAgamemnon911]

definitely.

[@trejrco]

Chaz: "How do you make D&D unfun?" Me: "Oh, you haven't gamed with some of my friends ..." ;)

[@gamefreak3072]

I like this newfound inspiration stuff you guys found. Keep up the good work! -supports-

[@MannShorts]

Thanks! We missed making videos.

[@TheRealPurpleHand]

That sounded like Lance.... Who was that amazing acting double? Wait... What do you mean that was Jay? No facial hair, no way.

[@KYMXER59]

Loved the music selection!

[@Saber0003]

This was probably the funniest one.

[@werewolv5574]

this needs a part 2

[@darkvisiongothacked]

considering some of the comments: figured id leave a fun story. back in my high school days it was 'freaks' vs preps. For the younger crowd think Emo with less suicidal thoughts but even more rage. (though still plenty of the former) Anyway we had a courtyard we could use during lunch instead of the cafeteria where we normally hung out but it was raining like ass so we had to sit inside a building instead. Anyway 5 of us were sitting in a circle chilling, talking and you know eating our lunch when a couple of preps approached us and tried to give us a hard time... "How do we become cool like you guys?" Dipshit 1 asks, as Dipshit 2 snickers. "You have to sacrifice a sheep on an alter." i deadpan in reply Immediately my female friend sitting to the left goes "and you have to drink its blood" also in a deadpan 3rd female friend chimes in "and dont forget it has to be under a full moon" the looks of utter TERROR on their faces ....was fucking priceless. I mean im talking pale as a ghost, knees shaking TERROR. i dont think our laughing helped at all. Needless to say that was the last time those 2 idiots tried to fuck with us. good times.

[@snarlbuckle]

So inspiring. Now i want to make an emo tiefling barbarian who charges into battle with a deathwish all the time.

[@elliefleming3534]

Lance looks a tad bit like Eddie Izzard in this bit.

[@TheSergio1021]

Perfect song choice for the credits lol!

[@kanashi4071]

That outro is a bop tho👌👌

[@ECSizemore]

You guys are great actors and so funny. 🖤

[@benmerk4086]

Dude, Lance looks soooo different!!

[@johnlewis4023]

LMFAO "am i dead yet" LMFAO story of my life when at work lol XP

[@madscientistshusta]

Love the deadpan, it's kinda accurate because u always see movies where the goth kids are doing drugs in my experience it's the preppy kids that get faded. Nice touch.

[@johnmabe3496]

He is so Emmo, he is still drinking PBR.

[@Bloodspire8]

I laughed so hard. This series is incredible!"Am i dead yet?"

[@khalebrobertson9907]

It's a bleak and narrow existence, love it!

[@TableHeroes]

That was great fun!!! It's so nice to go through your old stuff as well ;)

[@ExtraEevee]

Loving it! Aaah thanks! And btw, Sarah looks stunning in her Emo look :D

[@harlequinn27]

Thanks! 😉

[@loucypher1060]

Excuse me. I have to go drown the memories of my teenage self. . . ... In alcohol. Copious amounts of alcohol.

[@CherDavisActress]

"...Am I dead yet?" 😆

[@creatorediillusioni]

guys you are amazing!, you make great companions during my boring time. love you all. Btw Sara in emo black you looks incredible super beautiful...

[@dorittossenpai2268]

I am dying of laughter in my bed right now

[@davinaSinclair8254]

This video made me laugh until I cried and got hiccups

[@stephanspring5181]

Because you kill me!!! Ohio is for lovers- Hawthorne heights

[@mrfld]

I won’t be the dork who discusses the differences between emo and goth.

[@mrfld]

You heart me?!?

[@reh3884]

And yet, you are.

[@remconoordermeer7015]

This one really cracked me up, thnx guys! 😂

[@Curticalhit]

There really needs to be more of these, more often. ...And I want to participate.

[@ThomasDonadei]

My dear man, this must be my new favorite "small" channel, good job.

[@jerrytuerke6950]

Lances razor blade of self infliction

[@jordanmitchell2887]

Why do I like these so much?

[@0x777]

Hey, my players were great at making D&D unfun, too. One by showing up when he feels like (most of the time, not), while hording the key plot items. One by rules lawyering over ANYTHING, including whether orks are color blind and whether night fighting rules apply at night (because it isn't dark enough). One by simply ignoring whatever plot there is and trying to figure out a way to break it by walking circles around it. One by having his character screw every being of the opposite sex he comes across, which included asking what gender the horse they found was. And the other two by turning every game evening into a double act and commenting on everything in the most ridiculous and out-of-character way possible. If anything is interested, I got a almost unused D&D party for sale. 5 cents or best offer.

[@DjbozySTL]

Am i dead yet? Wow, best episode yet

[@jerrytuerke6950]

Sarah pulls the emo look like she’s done with life.

[@Thalion124]

At 11 damage/minute that still isn't too bad, they still have ten rounds to use a cure spell. Wait, no that won't work.

[@TheWinterPhoenix]

Ohio is for lovers by Hawthorne Heights is a great choice to end on lol

[@kingdm6906]

This is so inaccurate I’m laughing. But whatever it’s rly just comedy and I guess we’re up for the jokes. Nice vid anyways. It is actually pretty funny. Also just realized I sound salty, I’m not.

[@waydweaver7596]

Hawthorne Heights at the end made my inner 12 year old weep.

[@PwrSrg]

"Am I dead yet?" 😆😆😆

[@PraxZimmerman]

There are literally tears in my eyes. Like the joyous kind, not the emo kind.

[@0x777]

Apathy is the theme of the party. I'd tell you when not to be there but then... you probably wouldn't care.

[@gandalfthegrey8236]

The CM Punk reference. lol

[@BrosBGaming]

This is great. I feel like this dm.

[@jessevancooney6963]

DM was so cheery for the emo edition then slowly lost sanity