Dungeons & Dragons: Heist Edition

[@evanbarnes9984]

"Get in, get out, nobody gets hurt" is the DnD version of engineering's "get it done well, fast, or cheap, pick two."

[@SamuelAna4Ever]

This is brilliant. It applies to so many things.

[@TedMattos]

My theory - there has never been a Waylin. It's always been Justen. He's just grown tired of wearing the Waylin disguise so now we are where we are. #TeamWaylin

[@Dogwithtits]

I wanted to like your comment so bad. Yes.

[@Purgosmusic]

My theory is none of them exist except the Dm and this is all in his head. How else do you explain a group that shows up everytime they agree to play? Lol

[@TedMattos]

@@Purgosmusic You're not wrong!

[@terrorcop101]

There is no spoon...I mean Waylin.

[@benjamincretsinger1198]

Thought Sara was going to go an episode without killing anyone was not disappointed.

[@SophiaAphrodite]

Hey, it is not her fault those people were around when the bomb went off! They shouldn't have been standing there! Gambling is an addiction Benjamin!

[@musewinter9369]

No kidding

[@nicktwolf]

@@SophiaAphrodite No, those people had some really bad gas and someone lit smoke in the casino.

[@JaleDoris]

No one EVER plays with other groups. There is only the group and the group is the only group that has ever grouped

[@darondax]

Unless you're the DM

[@TooLateForIeago]

Riiiiiiight.

[@shuttechgaming5900]

I only play with one group at a time.

[@seamus6387]

Yet again, she's the one that gets the job done.

[@SophiaAphrodite]

She pretty much never fails a dice roll. SHE'S A WITCH!

[@Mr.Beauregarde]

You can make it to the door in 1 action ... YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A CASINO

[@bradwolf07]

Sarah expected them to fail and prepared. Yep, I can see that. AND I am not surprised by the level of destruction. That's our Sarah. Get in and no one gets hurt? pfffffff

[@kcollier2192]

1:55 Sara- "Define 'group'?"

[@FonzietheCapybara]

Never before has "I've got it" sounded so sinister

[@chriscolley7760]

LMAO the look on Sara face when Lance asked if she play with other groups * SCREAMS GULITY * as she looks off to the side . saw that to funny 🤣

[@davea99]

Odd, Sarah's being uncharacteristically... 7:17 oh

[@SophiaAphrodite]

Irony: Had they simply went in to cause a distraction and not create a fake personality on top of it he could have claimed the jackpots.

[@chrisplambeck36]

Actually, they could have just said, "what?" I like to act like I'm a bigwig. Please bring me a container for my TWO jackpots, and escort to a window where I can cash out." Oh, wait. It's Lance.

[@babsbybend]

@@chrisplambeck36 :D

[@blairbird8022]

When do we get the 6 hour song of Chaz banging pots and pans together?

[@chrisplambeck36]

I wrote three lines of code. I'll post it when it's done. ;-)

[@Abbeville_Kid]

“Are you two going to rob this place or what?!” 🤣

[@danieldempsey8297]

I love their skits but but I gotta admit their outtro songs are freaking awesome

[@nicktwolf]

I got distracted and thought you said you loved their skirts, had to go back to make sure I didn't miss something,.

[@GeeksHikeToo_Gaming]

Sounds like the Shadowrun group I had in the late 90s. They dropped a bio weapon on a city as a distraction to escape. I had to limit access after.

[@SpencerKennedyIcarus]

Like three different narratives going on in this episode. Excellent!

[@ChefboyRD253]

"Is it just you banging pots n pans together for 6hrs again?" Slayed me!

[@generalpublic3744]

"Two Security Guards approach you and ask you where you are" 😄 Does Jay know where he is, does anybody? I'm not watching, I'm not here, nobody's here, * pop * *gone*.

[@Uberwenis]

"I've got it" *ad plays* "THE BACHELOR IS BACK"

[@seanpchristy]

Wayland: secretly the wanda vision cameo we've all been waiting for lol

[@s8w5]

8:29 "You know Abott & Castello?" - "Who? What? I don't know. Why?"

[@praexil395]

Next week you should have Ginny D show up saying that she's Wailin as you try to throw a surprise party for him.

[@clon1122]

"sounds pretty DND to me" yes my friend.... Down and Dirty

[@nicktwolf]

So it's it's down and dirty, is Justen driving dirty?

[@mercator79]

I was like wait... Sarah isnt going to kill anyone... oh... never mind

[@babsbybend]

"Evil Eye" was a great song choice for the closing!

[@bryankia]

You guys are like money in the bank. You always have my interest. Thanks for the Sunday laughs.

[@Mduenisch]

7:05 "I got a _nineteen_ to drive" killed me lol

[@trynda1701]

Sara: "Oh, I detonate the bomb." So casual, so effective!😂😂😂😂 By the way, at the end, at the start of the track snippet from Yahzick, that sounds like Melissa singing!😎

[@grell9296]

I love the side conversation management. The simultaneous conversations are really engaging

[@trusarmor4957]

This Waylon subplot is SUS !

[@philips.5563]

My experience with public libraries has included humans getting all wound up about small noises and minor distractions.

[@jshavluk4342]

The song from intro fuels my creative work. Absolutely adore it ! I feel like not enough DnD players are listening to whole music line up. Edit: hahaha, Jack of all trades casino. Smooth

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

I've been listening to the new Yahzik pots and pans album and it's really good. Was very pleased to see it also ended with an acoustic guitar story. It was riveting! Reminded me of House of the Rising Sun. "Oh mama tell your children not to do what I have done".

[@mjmaccabee7252]

It was a treat to start my Sunday this way, if surprisingly homicidal, and the gag reel was outstanding. Is this the group's highest body count ever?

[@JR-sp5nx]

That's... a very good question.

[@Sarafimm2]

Depends where the casino was located. Even a major D&D metropolis would have up to 500 or more people in a casino, even more if it's attached to a hotel or restaurants. If it takes up a whole city block like those in Las Vegas, it could be in the thousands. A terrorist attack in Las Vegas in June would be the ultimate nightmare, but there would also be so much surveillance footage. Even the poor casinos have surveillance that can read the time off your phone.

[@chrisplambeck36]

Are you kidding, Charles? Try ANY big city library with a Homeless Issue. You'll find guys doing that who would embarrass Kepler! Classic!

[@vwlssnvwls3262]

Even though Lance is my favorite, I miss Waylon. Hope there is some way to include him in the future. I wrote this before the video ended. Glad he is returning. :)

[@mjmaccabee7252]

Lance is my favorite, too. I was surprised when they did their poll, that he didn't rank higher than he did.

[@savingplayer1613]

They actually managed to pull off the heist!! 😲 (and kill hundreds of people, but we don't need to talk about that 👀)

[@waldowallace9102]

Imagine you are sitting in a library and someone is just like, Hey! Hey! Soooo, pretty much most public libraries at some point during the day. ;)

[@christopherabbott3484]

I've known of Abbott and Costello my entire life.

[@Sarafimm2]

Hey, Abbott!!!!! Cool avatar picture.

[@christopherabbott3484]

@@Sarafimm2 thanks. I found it on Google.

[@rystalquinn]

Barry has contracts? Are we sure he isn't actually the devil?

[@DragoSonicMile]

"I've got it." ... So... Danganronpa edition?

[@juliajackson1592]

My Sunday coffee has been made to perfection as was this video. Thank you for the joy!!!

[@CherDavisActress]

Jay, thanks for wearing that Bronx Zoo sweatshirt, made me think of home. And Justen, your impression thoooooo... 🤣🤣🤣

[@JR-sp5nx]

You're welcome. I was cold. :)

[@Grey_Shard]

So... to celebrate Waylon's return. Country musician edition? Hairy Pothead & The Stoned Sorcerer? No, that'd prob get banned. Hmmm. Maybe something that involves mimefields (rooms that have compulsion fields requiring one to mime their way across) zombie clowns and balloon animal owlbears? Not that i've ever run games with things like that.

[@Jaster_Mereel]

Sounds like Barry needs to talk to Sarah. I have a feeling they wouldn't have a "where's Wailin" problem after that.

[@Tenuto40]

“I got a 19 to drive.” Lol! Awesome!

[@michaelmartinez5816]

Lol Blowing up a city block!!

[@rickmeyer9495]

Love the hidden meaning of the open kitchen cabinet door.

[@necroleis]

What's it supposed to mean?

[@MH-hu5pi]

What?

[@wagesofsinn3881]

I can't tell if this non-compete contract thing for Waylin in part of the show, or if it's really happening irl.

[@Amcsae]

Am I missing something about this 'Barry'? I feel like I'm missing some context. Is there another channel involved, or some callback to a skit from before I found the channel? I've been very confused for all of these 'Waylin is missing' episodes...

[@meganb.2249]

7:53 Sounds like Waylin's going to get an Anime Edition 2.0?

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Lance: "Sarah, are you sure you can do this?" Me: "...without anyone getting hurt?" [Spoiler] *Sarah detonates the bomb and destroys the casino and surrounding area* Me: "Guess not." Sure, Justin drew first blood, but.... yeah. Lol.

[@aimeebrigham248]

Sebastian Monroe!!!! Loved Revolution 🥰❤❤❤

[@molina00]

Right there with you. Bas was an excellent character too. Very disappointing that it didn’t make it past season 2. ☹️

[@MrReaperHand]

I ahve never been so invested in one of their games as this. As little as what is going on it is actually very intense....gotta love a good heist.

[@meganb.2249]

"Two security guards approach you and ask you Where you are." :D I can't tell if this was on purpose or written into the script based on how quickly and smoothly you realized your mistake, but it made me laugh nonetheless. (The more I think about it, they Would say that if you popped an invisibility potion or were really sneaky. You've just inspired a Skyrim mod.)

[@thatguyfromsomewhere]

I'm liking the gag reels at the end of the videos. I'd like to know why you guys changed it up even if it's a just because. I'm genuinely loving the content

[@JR-sp5nx]

We always do the line as written once or twice, but we improv and joke around a lot too which changes the skits slightly sometimes. So... kind of just because?

[@thatguyfromsomewhere]

@@JR-sp5nx 😆 I love it. And I'm waiting on Chaz's album. I got patience for perfection

[@JR-sp5nx]

@@thatguyfromsomewhere Super suprise then, it came out a few weeks ago. Check Spotify or Apple Music

[@thatguyfromsomewhere]

@@JR-sp5nx That's great! I had no idea. Guess I'm gonna have to make a Spotify account now 👍

[@michellem4287]

Never get on Sarah's bad side!🤣

[@hydranmenace]

I'm looking forward to him coming back but lets not keep cryin over wailin. I'll see myself out. Thanks for the fun start to the week, heh

[@glenncordova4027]

Sarah saves the day. They get away with millions and Sarah satisfies her bloodlust. Good day!

[@Middcore]

Clearly I don't watch enough of these videos because I don't know who Barry is but I am intrigued

[@michaelsommers2356]

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[@Middcore]

@@michaelsommers2356 Thanks for this. Has Barry ever appeared since though? Why would Waylon go play with him again at all?

[@catfishcave379]

@@Middcore One does not ask questions of Barry.

[@michaelsommers2356]

@@Middcore He appears a few times, but I don't remember when.

[@davidfrantz3473]

I was kind of hoping that Lance and Justen would spend the entire session arguing and Sarah would do the whole job on her own.

[@bigmike1ak]

Yup.

[@umbraloctavia]

7:40 that is most definitely dnd

[@mykaelnyx8821]

That was pretty interesting, I was going to say that usually Sarah is the one murdering people, then she detonated the device. Now everything feels normal and I am happy.

[@AJStarhiker]

Sounds like my game group. Doesn't matter if it's Shadowrun, Star Wars, or D&D/Pathfinder, we alway seem to leave death, destruction, and disorder in our wake.

[@Leshantra]

"You aren't a real adventuring group unless you burned down a tavern by 'accident'" is a saying in my group. So far, we managed to burn down a candle workshop (Swashbucklers fault, he wanted to burn the corpses in the cellar), a row of houses (Samurais fault, tried to make an easier escape for us be using improvised bombs) and a kind of town build out of ships and planks while we were still on board (My wizards fault, but in my defense: There were spiders! And no, I didn't even know how to cast fireball yet)

[@MonkeyJedi99]

Let's all practice our outtake yawns in preparation for Wailin's return!

[@thomash.5473]

Oh the dice God's are fickle. I'm sorry that happened to Lance. The one time you want to prolong the game, and you get shut down by your dice. 😱😕. Nicely done folks! I'm still looking forward to this show every week. Keep up the great work.

[@Joshuazx]

"Anyway, let's get on with tonight's session." he says in front of a window and it's clearly mid-day outside.

[@johnwright6706]

Is it Titanic? 🤣

[@andrewprescher494]

Time for The Quest For Waylon: The Corporate Criminal Edition followed by Waylon in QFW: Screw Barry edition ending in an all out hack and slash QFW: Anarchy edition.

[@Davidlee37101]

this is turning into a serious soap opera, as my players take turns

[@LLCCB]

Lance and Justen were wonderful character actors for this one. But Sara never fails a mission.

[@HiggiSIX]

Baby editions where your babies trying to get up on chairs and grab your feet and do stuff babies do.

[@fastgav]

Hurray for Kepler! He would have made a wonderful distraction!! I'm surprised there wasnt some kind of double cross action or fake out double cross.

[@desireedavenport1306]

I once stood on the front porch in the middle of the night and started yelling "Hey!" I got tazed when the cop car pulled up and I ran at them yelling "HEY!!! HEY!!! HEY!!!"

[@BrighamMike]

So probably the only one the get giddy over the sebastian monroe name. People need to watch more Revolution. Sooo good.

[@molina00]

Yes! I went through the whole comments section looking for a Revolution reference. Great show ended before it’s time.

[@cmwinchell]

Ah, so great to see Sarah on form and Lance screw up what's probably the most important roll of his part of the heist. Good times.

[@MetaphorUB]

Y’all are the best.

[@jeremyjohnson761]

Y'all make dnd look so good.

[@nerdaccount]

You gotta know that "named" gem is cursed. This is a game after all. And PLEASE bring back Waylin! You could just have 4 players. #TeamWaylin

[@tholgrimstonebeard5943]

Heist Edition. So y'all decided to play Shadowrun.

[@thomasmccoy8243]

Sarah always goes out with a bang

[@briangothic1970]

all i know is if i see sarah at my casino. i am running. not walking. running towards the exit. she does not mess around.

[@stevewhite8388]

Love the shirt. Bobby and Santo would be proud.

[@StandardsandPractices]

The dice giveth and the dice taketh away.

[@WalkerRileyMC]

That sidewise glance at Justen......

[@lelanddimmer5979]

Here's hoping that the next session to welcome back waylon is a co-op dm and multi-group/party fandango with the unspoken secret group of sara.

[@douglasmcneil6689]

Get in, get out and nobody gets hurt. Well two out of three ain't bad.

[@aick]

Yaaay! Happy Mann Day! Time to go bump some Yahzick on mah new speakers.

[@devinstewart1072]

Huh, I thought Waylan had COVID and Mann Shorts didn’t want us worrying........I think COVID would have been safer than Barry

[@Spyderfarmerman]

The speaker is a "firetruck" is the terminology

[@taylorjade6918]

Song is firer than the speakers. Fight me.

[@onyren8194]

Hey now justen the dinner ware jazz is critically underrated

[@benkayvfalsifier3817]

7:46 I'm betting on the next Florida edition.

[@BrighamMike]

I'm guessing post apoc with no electronics or power.

[@jeffro7856]

Attack is such a good album, BRO! I'm glad you did this video, I didn't know you dropped a new album! Woooooooooooooo!

[@BillAngelos]

Am I the only one that got the "Revolutions" tv show name?

[@BrighamMike]

Not lost on this household. Power is everything.

[@aimeebrigham248]

Everytime he says the name!!!!

[@molina00]

Not the only one. I can’t believe only three comments about it thought. Great show sadly cut short.

[@BrighamMike]

@@molina00 severely underrated and def cut short. Though I was a bit nervous where they were going with the story going forward making the AI sentient and one evil.

[@Orynae]

Melissa's hair is on point today

[@darthmocap]

This was one of the most normal games they have played. lol

[@Axetwin]

Amazing how all 3 of them managed to royally screw up so badly. Oh yeah, that's right, thanks to Sarah, those diamonds are now so hot they couldn't possibly try to sell them in their lifetime. Maybe their grandchildren could make some money from them. Sorry, lifetime DM here, I can't turn it off.

[@PhrontDoor]

Dunno.. the loot could long ago have gone missing OR could be considered destroyed in the explosion. On a commission heist, the investors would be willing to sit on the loot for a few years, working to generate some increasingly plausible recovery backstory.

[@nicktwolf]

@@PhrontDoor I would agree with you there, but depending on how solid the vault was.

[@genocidegames8423]

wasn't the loot stolen and was outside the building WAY before the explosion went off. I assumed she detonated the bomb when she was in the car.

[@SeraphOfTheNine]

10:20 free wallpaper.

[@highgoat6474]

I'm curious to see what y'all would do with a Paranoia session.