Dungeons & Dragons: Military Edition Part 3

[@shawntornow9096]

He's going to be upset when it's Space Force instead of Navy.

[@brandthull5471]

Shawn Tornow- or the Coast Guard, lol

[@littlejourneyseverywhere]

Oh Goddess, please please be Space Force. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Delenter]

@@littlejourneyseverywhere *laughs in Space*

[@curtisdahl7662]

Brandt Hull coast guard drinks more than the navy

[@personious_k]

Citizen militias, ya know, like sovereign citizens.

[@thex-philethackery4330]

Just so "Bailin" knows, NAVY stands for Never Again Volunteer Yourself. SCPO (Retired), 1987-2011

[@wakcedout]

And he figured out air force bmt properly. Follow the dircetions, dont contradict the MTIs and by the time they realize theyve been wrong youve graduated and are no longer theirs lol.

[@sonyabeam292]

Interesting ,awhile I was in they referred to "Never Actually Volunteer Yourself

[@Washius]

Youre already being voluntold what to do, why would you volunteer

[@EmptyBonesJohnny]

When you randomly get a job but the DM hands an entire packet of instructions to you. That is preparation.

[@genijable]

That is hardly random if he does not have a stack of instructions ready for this game or from previous runs.

[@bradwolf07]

"Please be Navy, Please be Navy. Please be Navy" I was SO hoping the DM would say "Coast Guard"

[@TxSonofLiberty]

He still could... And Should.

[@briankendrick5480]

Current Air Force active duty. This video is 200% accurate

[@wargamerdude]

Its scare how accurate this was man

[@azorhgaming6018]

Tsk tsk, seats need to be left up

[@briankendrick5480]

@@azorhgaming6018 only reason it's not 250%

[@azorhgaming6018]

@@briankendrick5480 haha fair enough

[@nicholasbeeson4999]

He should have rolled a nat 20 and still failed inspections to be accurate.

[@pkz420]

"Flight 1337" Nerd status verified.

[@steveperks7054]

Damn, I failed my listen check on that....

[@SiiriCressey]

@@steveperks7054 As did I. What's it refer to, people?

[@steveperks7054]

"1337" = "leet", which is Old Nerdish for "elite". It's from the 1970's era Leet Speak days.

[@waxeduppenguin3209]

I am glad that it took the 1337 reference to show you that a themed D&D role play channel is nerdy.

[@pkz420]

@@waxeduppenguin3209 , Okay, I guess it wasn't the first clue. Still, high credentials even in the world of role-players. These are not minor-league nerds.

[@elis.5350]

The Accuracy of this was amazing didnt think that they would get the Snake pit right too great job yall ya killed it

[@robertbendinelli9843]

Yes they did. It was 30 years ago and this brought back a lot of memories. Well done.

[@dovahbear0]

I remember this kid dropping a glass by the snake pit...

[@VerumAdPotentia]

Never... ever... EVER...E-V-E-R... volunteer for ANYTHING in ANY branch of the U.S. Armed Forces! At the induction center at Ft. McClellan AL, we were asked "Who here has a driver's license?" Thinking, "How bad could a driving job possibly be?", I watched in horror as my arm slowly raised of it's own volition. I was then promptly handed a ruler and hand powered edging shears and told "Drive these clippers over my lawn, and there better not be a single blade of grass under 3/4 of an inch, or over 1 inch high when I get back." Thus, I say again... Never... ever... EVER...E-V-E-R... volunteer for ANYTHING in ANY branch of the U.S. Armed Forces! No...seriously... Just don't do it!

[@iisgray]

I laughed outlight for a solid minute. Even when training's over. Never volunteer unless you know what it is, that's what kept me out of a lot of problems.

[@Mav10]

it's not that bad esp if you do it for squadron functions.

[@kittohoru3020]

My NCO's have come to realize if they ask me to volunteer. I'll ask one hundred questions, or they can just tell me what it is. Normal it's not to bad and I'll do it anyway.

[@drachenmagus1604]

@@iisgray I always volunteered for battalion duty at 10pm because everyone had gone home and I could watch Family Guy on the TV... The other time I volunteered it was to assist the supply clerk with errands on main post... slept in the back of the truck with the laundry bags most of the time while my platoon got in trouble and had to crawl through the bayonet course... But yeah, don't volunteer unless you know what it is lol

[@MrCurbinator]

My DI smoked the three of us that tried that policy until the sun set. We were so dead we just stumbled right past a senior officer immediately afterward. Wanna guess what happened next?

[@liulfrmcshane]

Wow, Bailin really found his feet quick this session. I'd almost say Air Force is his branch, despite his insistence on Navy (which can only mean next they end up in Coast Guard and he tanks) Poor Turkey, tho. He just can't win.

[@ATaskProductions]

Coast guard, Merchant Marine then Space Force and then be too old to enlist in the Navy

[@naomircleveroak2877]

Don’t forget about the US Public Health Service Commissioned Corps and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Commissioned Officer Corps.

[@zachariahmerry2396]

AND I saw someone say they need to do a citizen militia

[@Geerice]

Merchant Marine is civilian

[@coyotearmory]

Do coast guard next just to piss off waylon.

[@999deaths]

But the coast guard isn't even a real military branch :p

[@coyotearmory]

@@999deaths oh look, Waylons response.

[@arklytte]

YES!!!

[@Cyrus_III]

@@coyotearmory Sorry to be that guy, but it bothered me too much to not address it. His name is Wailin, everywhere you think there is an "E" sound, it's an I.

[@josephjohnson3097]

Their applications would be delayed because of the furlough.

[@coulditreallybeme8847]

Aww his face when he said “navy?”

[@felafnirelek8987]

Turkey, best nickname for a pilot

[@patrickkenyon2326]

Could be worse. Call sign Crash here...

[@devinwhite5064]

@@patrickkenyon2326 aww that's unfortunate

[@patrickkenyon2326]

@@devinwhite5064 Break 2 little F-16s...

[@jayferguson9968]

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly".

[@RashadenLeonis]

I’m quite pleased at how accurate this is for USAF.

[@Indiana_Pwns]

Suddenly, SPACE FORCE!!!

[@Mr.Beauregarde]

Well done Baylin. Turkey, straighten up.

[@alexvang7572]

I love how accurate some of these are! LOL

[@Harp2033]

oh Lackland AFB. The stuff I'm not legally allowed to say about you.

[@megadeathx]

What are you an officer? Only commissioned officers are punished with UCMJ when they shit talk their superiors. Everyone else just gets into trouble.

[@dovahbear0]

Where you there during that... time?

[@peytonmarkel8431]

Having lived in a Military household for all of my life and checking each of these videos with actual veterans, I can safely say that these videos are 1337% accurate.

[@angelicspectra]

Plenty of shudders were had by me watching this. BMT stuff I forgot suddenly came right back to the front. Also, I too vote for Coast Guard just to screw with him =P

[@sams.5514]

Bailon looked so happy that y’all might be going to the navy

[@nix-2077]

I'm surprised you got the 341 things right. I've been around airforce my entire navy career and i didn't know about it until recently.

[@steamedbryce]

You all got down so many details like the verbiage of things. Mad props

[@Quattro.Bajeena]

They got someone actually in the Air Force to help write this episode so no surprises there.

[@mattmay6249]

"hand over a 341" that is amazing detail!

[@jacobbabb4340]

So I guess it's coast guard next. Baylan needs to be kept waiting

[@jamesanthony8438]

That's what I'm hopin' for, Jacob =)

[@Pseudowolf]

That's my bet

[@steveperks7054]

Space Force? Please say Space Force!

[@warpedoutside]

JUST LET THE MAN DRINK HIMSELF TO DEATH LIKE A REAL SAILOR WOULD!

[@justmutantjed]

Dungeons & Dragons: Military Edition Part 4 - "Coast Guard". If this turns out to be correct, I'm gonna have to cut salt out of my diet completely in preparation for Wailin's reaction.

[@1217BC]

My wife heard your intro play on my phone and immediatly slid over to watch😁! Great job, as always. We're looking forward to Coast Guard

[@wymans668]

You don't call me sir, trainee! There is not any gold on my hat! I work for a living.

[@PsychoMonkie]

Actually, Air Force uses Sir or Ma'am regularly even for enlisted.

[@wymans668]

@@PsychoMonkie Navy boot camp 1982 was a long time ago but i will take your word on that... I think I was trying to use a line from a movie or a TV show I'd seen.

[@KillerPigMonkey]

@@wymans668 Understandable, It is still one of my favorite things to see a newcomer from a different branch have to get used to being called Sir or Ma'am. They are always so uncomfortable at first.

[@Egryn]

As an Air Force veteran this is incredibly accurate and hysterical. I was part of the “entry crew” (cleaned the stairs) and it was the best job since it kept you from the IT’s.

[@danbrew2487]

Spaceforce.

[@Quattro.Bajeena]

2 words for next session: Coast Guard

[@jonnyb7283]

Charles Balilo a real branch not a joke

[@Quattro.Bajeena]

@@jonnyb7283 I'm expecting the DM to fuck with Wailin and have them go to Coast Guard Boot Camp to fuck with him.

[@joshmorris6299]

How about National Guard ?

[@JonathanMarshallronin90]

YES BRO!!!!

[@TxSonofLiberty]

I concur.

[@ricebar6773]

come on space force

[@THELAZYSKYRIMIST]

Flash backs for days. I remember being chow runner. Excellent job on replicating the experience!

[@killerkitsune5425]

Its gonna be coast guard "Okay party your next try will host an important job defending your country from attacks by sea, delivering vital supplies, and saving Innocents" " Yes its time" " Yes Wayland this time your joining the coast gaurd"

[@jamesanthony8438]

Gasp!... _Navy?_ Probably. ... Stick 'em in the Coast Guard, next =)

[@Wizoch2987]

This is undeniably accurate. It brought back memories 😂😂😂

[@wolfsden6479]

I actually ran a campaign like this ,it was one of the best campaigns ever.

[@trucontent]

Omg. This episode flash me back to when I was a young airman back in 2000. This is so accurate it hurts. Good stuff, guys

[@zenoen]

No complaints, That was almost a perfect representation of AF basic Training. You nailed it.

[@fedbia2003]

HOLY CRAP! ACTUALLY PULLED OUT THE CAC!!!!! Didn't expect that! Love you guys, keep up the awesome work!

[@thisiscompletelyreta]

Flight 1337, nice

[@jacobbenns6090]

I don't get the reference and have seen it several times in the comments, any chance you could clear it up for me?

[@Maceman486]

It's been incredibly challenging for me lately. Both my mother and grandmother are struggling with cancer. Watching your videos has been a welcome break from what's been going on with me. Thank you.

[@charlesbates5059]

I'm really sorry to hear that Michael. I lost my father to cancer last year. It's a terrible thing. Cherish your time with them and don't let them give up. Stay strong. I'm so happy our videos can bring you joy. We'll keep 'em coming!

[@kindoflame]

I hope they feel better soon.

[@peasant_shots]

God bless you man. Having sick family is one of the hardest things I have ever had to go through. I will be praying for both you and your family.

[@zackjohnson9928]

May Yeshua grant your mom and grandma with healing.

[@jacobbenns6090]

Personally, I lost my father to cancer about a year ago, I sorta understand what your going through and it sucks, I'm really sorry to hear about that, I hope they pull through

[@kanekrieg9121]

Tune in next week, as our intrepid service-seekers find themselves in the care of... That's right..~ THE COAST GUARD!

[@Lady_highrock]

It's the Marine in me talking but I want you guys to go back to the Corps. Mostly because I want to see Sara deal with the Marines now that she's not excited. That and Wailin being disappointed is balm for the soul. :D

[@ByGraceWeAreSave]

As someone who did 7 years in the army and has been playing pathfinder and DnD for years now. I have to say I love this edition.

[@Katherine_The_Okay]

Man, that brings back some memories. I wouldn't go so far as to call them fond memories, but they're definitely memories.

[@egyptianking55]

As an airman in tech school who just did BMT a few weeks ago, I love this. Mild BMTSD but this was great! Sending this to my whole BMT flight!

[@painandsorrowcards]

Next episode: "Welcome to the coast guard" Waylon: "damnit"

[@alaras]

With each new session of D&D Military, I become more and more grateful that I'm legally prohibited from serving by reason of physical impairment.

[@Arkas501]

Accurate portrayal. Good job, Latrine Queen. Give me a 341.

[@FriedSynapse]

I was very impressed by the rap at the end.. I'd like to hear a full version of that. You just can't go wrong with a rap about Dungeons and Dragons.

[@charlesbates5059]

Full version here! kzbin.info/www/bejne/noSVYWuHfK6pZrc

[@62shredderdude]

I love this treasure of a channel!! Also love to see a GM sling some bars!!!!!! Keep up the awesome work guys!

[@armedinfidelacademy2375]

O my word. SO GOOD. SO TURE. The day rooms not being fun. The chow runners made me laugh so much. There job sucked. And yes fly under the radar. Even had the Reporting Statement was right. Thank you so much. O and yes 18 in there is a fail all day. Thank you.

[@xenocore01]

Kudos for a proper dorm guard procedure as well.

[@drsatanrx]

Lol jokes on them. It'll be coastguard

[@chrisr7619]

Hahaha, loved it. So glad they showed the Chow Runner part. "Sit, Eat, Get Out"

[@BatmanLovesRockNRoll]

Honestly I love watching these every Sunday, it gets me in the mood for my weekly DnD sesh with my friends that immediately follows these uploads

[@fighterguy1]

OMG you guys have to do coast gaurd next just to piss Weylan off. 😂😂😂😂

[@nicholasbeeson4999]

As ex chair-force I approve. I am glad you got the part about volunteering. Sleep deprived people volunteer without knowing what or even that they did volunteer. One question they asked was who plays an instrument, simply question like that can automatically volunteer you for something.

[@vincentcastle2157]

As a recent Air Force retiree, I found this very accurate and hiliarious.

[@geekygengar5467]

Waylon's response at the end was adorable.

[@asdfkhieee]

COAST GUARD just to not have to do Navy lol

[@TameWeevil]

Coast guard is definitely next.

[@river7874]

*Crosses fingers for some oceanic shenanigans* Bailin isn't a bad name at all. Definitely better than Turkey. :D

[@kitkat99x69]

Look at those eyes of hope too bad I called it the other episode that we won't be seen Navy till last. Sorry man you still got at least two more episodes that's if he doesn't pull out the French Foreign Legion to just to really mess with you!

[@DreamWizardMedia]

I showed this to my mom who Is Not a nerd by any means and has been in the AF for decades. She DIED laughing at the Snake Pit and loved the whole sketch! I showed her the rest and she loved them all. 🥰

[@kelb76]

Space Force, Space Force, Space Force

[@brocksamson3282]

hell, yes.

[@8rmdgunmen]

I thought he was going to say space force!

[@steveperks7054]

I call dibs on space shuttle door gunner!

[@TheMacgyver3441]

You all pass basic training and are on a ship going to your first port. When you arrive it’s a working port you have duty every 3 days your working 12 hours a day and only have time for 2 hours off ship to enjoy yourself.... if you can get off ship due to the 3 person liberty buddy policy. Also all of you are not in the same duty section and when you have duty you can’t leave until the next day. Therefore non of you make it off ship and then it’s time to get underway again where you will work 20 hour days and a lot of times have to choose between sleeping or eating. Good news you may get Sunday off. Off means you only have to stand 10 hours of watch.... and go

[@TheMacgyver3441]

I forgot to add if a girl is going to be in the group there need to be 2 girls to 1 guy to ensure she is not going to he raped. You want to just leave by yourself roll for sneakability... 5 great you are caught sneaking out and are assigned extra work and are put on a black list. You will not be able to leave the boat for the rest of the 9 month deployment.

[@TheMacgyver3441]

Sorry again want to drink onboard ship. Alcohol has been banded onboard Navy ship since the proabitshion it’s where people think the “Have a cup of Joe came from” roll please. Good you get caught with your beverage of choice and are aresed for breaking the law. You are reduced in rank and sent to the brig for 3 day bread and water. Your out of the game. Last guy good new you have duty today and you were late 5 mins to muster you have been assigned 3 watches today a punishment and you still have to do your workday of cleaning filters. Also your out of the game. Go Navy

[@jtspgs1986]

Navy?....Probably.....Translation: Next Time - Coast Guard LOL

[@Life_by_Biebs]

5 bucks says Bailin ends up in the Coast Guard next time. Then the National Guard.

[@JonathanMarshallronin90]

National Guard is still either Air Force or Army boot camp.

[@TxSonofLiberty]

We can only hope

[@Xdnxsavage]

As a former airman I approve this video. Good job guys

[@ActiveRadiotivity]

As a current Airman and previous Chow Runner, this was amazing. I love it.

[@b1ackwa1tz2]

I think it's about time for some ocean shenanigans.

[@claynorwood9723]

Super stoked to relive RTC memories in the Navy one!

[@sprkat85]

You guys nailed this! I laughed my ass off! It's totally down hill after basic lol! Thanks for giving this Airman a good laugh!

[@patrickdowning5496]

Oh the memories.. Absolute perfection!

[@ssfbob456]

"You're the chow runner." "That's sounds easy." Me: "lmao, welcome to the snake pit!"

[@ryanwerner8182]

Love how accurate these military editions are lol

[@michaelwinter742]

4:49 - this is why I gave it a “like.”

[@patrickwalker8968]

Wailin, your enthusiasm at the end was priceless....and I love your bear shirt..woof

[@wanderingflame318]

"actually.. it's pretty down hill after basic." oh aint that the damn truth.

[@gumbiemon]

I'm so glad you are honoring our military branches. Bringing back a lot of memories. GO NAVY!!!

[@trentonsmith829]

You guys nailed it. Lost my sh*t when she got chowrunner and she said "oh, that sounds fun."

[@fireheart02]

Female MTI: What!? What do you want!? Sarah: Uhh Sir, Trainee.. Me: *Flinches*

[@Girr6652]

THIS IS SCARY ACCURATE!!!

[@markadams1165]

Wow that was very close to the real thing I had flashbacks to tsgt Sanchez yelling at us in the day room "sit down and shut up FLT 245" gimme a 341 lmao

[@Tank10995]

I love my mann shorts fix

[@Tank10995]

HOLY SHIT THEY NOTICED ME AGAIN

[@AdrianjTenEyck]

I'm army and we we're in Korea for a while on osan airbase, the buildings we we're staying in we're literally condemned, black mold, half of our water didn't run my room had exposed wiring, that sort of thing, compared to our rooms the air Force people lived in high scale apartments, turns out they were getting extra pay for "substandard housing conditions" I still think it's funny, we actually got complaints for being to loud during PT, so naturally every chance I could I'd call cadence on runs and called the most offensive and irritating cadence's I could........ great dfac too, if your ever in osan ab and end up at the genco tree......

[@flannelpillowcase6475]

Dont blame the air force, blame the gov't. Just sayin Also i wouldve loved to hear those offensive cadences

[@jarrodgarceau]

Air Force Vet here. Thanks for the love. Love your whole channel. Wish you could run a game for the AIrmen here.

[@joshuadull4192]

Sooo accurate - right down to the dayroom, 341s, and her reporting statement 😂

[@whitehawk4510]

When I was in recruit training there was a guy with a similar last name to mine named Price. It wasn't until literally the day we were given our EGAs near the end that our drill instructors realized we were two different people. Good times.

[@hughsmith7504]

French Foreign legion!

[@That_Guy42]

From the accounts in Second Hand Lions

[@JayFude]

I was Air Force, and had a flashback on the 341! Loved it!

[@babbetteduboise4284]

I'd forgotten about the 341's. Good memories. They even had those in the 70's

[@emperorjames794]

These are some of my favorites. I should show my retired Marine father these.

[@troypittman3592]

Your research for this one was amazing. Brings back memories and fears.

[@robertfox-stowe6852]

This took me back to basic. I really like all the military editions but since I was in the Air Force this was my favorite so far

[@bradrodriguez9153]

Thank you guys for that trip down memory lane! That accuracy was incredible!

[@autumneagle]

"You're instructed to report to the day room" "The day room? That sounds peaceful!" Me: "Oh poor woman how little you know..."

[@pauld6967]

"It's called flying under the radar." LOL I think I will remember to my dying day the exact moment that I "got onto the radar."

[@paytonjones432]

I'm so happy y'all did this branch I've been waiting for it since part1

[@hawkname1234]

It must be Coast Guard now. Dem dudes not even gettin paid.