The Mario Kart Killer

[@AncelDeLambert]

Why is this so deadly serious? Why isn't Pooh racing in a honey pot? Why isn't Donald in a sailing ship, why isn't Pluto in a doghouse on wheels? Why is everything Tyco Tron?

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

In Mario Kart you can make Dry Bones ride a friggin Wiggler. Like clearly people don't mind silly aesthetics, like who is taking Donald Duck as a serious racer?

[@c.reatureu.niverse7781]

Disney wants to create the perfect system.

[@propulsion_man]

creativity is evil

[@berkeleyisonline160]

disney speedstorm is serious business

[@djtomoy]

This is serious game for true gamers, that’s why

[@reginaldsafety6090]

I thought I knew what anti-consumer game design looked like... until this day.

[@bolt4685]

ikr, its like the most corporate looking game ever

[@orijimi]

Manufactured discontent.

[@LAMG059]

Its made by Gameloft, go figure

[@MessatsuGoshoryu02]

Would you expect anything else from Disney?

[@sarai6569]

right like this is actually insane i agree with dunkey i feel so bad for kids these days

[@youvegotmailed]

a Disney kart racer with no Lightening McQueen, no Genie, no Minnie Mouse, no Pooh, but it has Mickeys ex wife -_-

[@noahbarnhartandit2365]

They couldn't even get Herbie Fully Loaded into this piece of crap

[@Parky64]

I’m sorry but lightning McQueen not being there is this biggest crime right next to winnie.

[@fearofowl5973]

No lightning McQueen and no Chick Hicks makes it unplayable

[@jacobc5747]

Mickey’s ex took half the game roster space in the divorce

[@ichiro.g]

exwife you mean pete?

[@greggggggggg]

I wasted all of my life savings on this game in order to play as Ham from Toy Story

[@Nel_Annette]

someone call a hambulance

[@scarlet6719]

@@Nel_Annette no he cant afford it he lives in Hamerica

[@BogBagBobble]

Shouldn't have broken the piggy bank. Eh??

[@slip4510]

It actually would have made a lot more sense if it was just Disney Pixar characters, it's so hard to imagine Mulan coming from 6th century china so she can go kart with Mike wazowski

[@MrAhmedGaming]

It’s nice to see an indie company like Disney breaking into the gaming industry.

[@twok5111]

Hopefully this game is gonna get them enough money for future projects 🙏

[@letusdebatenow]

It's nice to see a really original comment like this breaking into the comment section

[@williamsmallcenter]

independant of regulation

[@bedirgonul5868]

That’s disrespectful to indie games at least those are made from a place of love (mostly)

[@Gopslav]

It's a joke Are you a master baiter?

[@rupturedroof7253]

Garfield Kart walked so this could run

[@haitas8501]

exactly

[@why3994]

garfield kart walked so this game could walk slightly faster (by about 0.1%)

[@IKIRosa]

garfield kart is actually much better, I enjoy it

[@Parky64]

Garfield kart broke the sound barrier so this game could stumble over and die

[@snaifhassnan6348]

334

[@dakkenly]

The hexagonal mickey ears completely ruining the brand they've held so hard on to for like 4 generations is killing me

[@matthewgoodman434]

i think they want racing mickey to be distinct from regular mickey, since all the other characters are racing versions as well.

[@dakkenly]

@@matthewgoodman434 Raceist mickey

[@TuxTxFpv]

Came looking for this comment. The not completely circular ears are painful to look at.

[@orijimi]

​@@TuxTxFpvAnd the cheeks.

[@AdamSmasherReal]

disney isn't nearly as iconic as it used to be including mickey mouse

[@MessatsuGoshoryu02]

Disney's strategy to enter the oh so lucrative videogames market is to release the worst game in every single genre

[@EEvtg]

They've been in the industry and had some great games back in the day when they hired competent devs like Capcom and Rareware. Their plats on Snes like Ducktales were great, and N64 Mickey's Speedway isn't too different from Diddy Kong Racing...

[@MarioKartSuperCircuit]

​@@EEvtg I would even argue that DuckTales Remastered was very good compared to most remakes

[@efishinseablub]

kingdom hearts ! but then you have your disney infinity's as well ....

[@moni5620]

the emperors new groove game was fun

[@Spudtron98]

They _did_ make a good racing game once. It was Split/Second, it was cool as hell, and they killed its producing company shortly thereafter.

[@FunkyChicken251]

As soon as I saw Gameloft, I knew that this was going to be atrocious

[@Mr_Wallet]

"NEW GIFT FROM GAMELOFT!" when you unlock the 2nd racer in a racing game Like can you imagine getting "New gift from CAPCOM!" when you beat your first robot master in Mega Man and get a weapon Seeing that was so insulting it made me a little nauseous

[@catlerbatty]

Gameloft made banger java mobile games back in 2008.

[@___echo___]

​@@catlerbatty yeah but it didnt take more than a couple years till they started making games where it was impossible to progress past the second level without buying microtransactions

[@catlerbatty]

@@___echo___ thats the playstore era bullshit

[@kc3reo]

Once i saw Mickey's "shards", I knew it was doomed lol. All the Disney games are shameless cash grabs where you have to pay 300 dollars to play any character you like if you don't want to grind for 2 years.

[@chickensyndrome1465]

you know its a good game when you skip through the vid a bit and its mostly menu screens

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

They gotta make sure you have 10 opportunities to buy microtransactions

[@lukeshioshio]

I just tested your theory, skipped around ten times and only got racing gameplay

[@GravityRaider]

LMAO

[@conancondron4634]

@@lukeshioshio you should hover your mouse- it's pretty fucked.

[@1uckedout]

tbf, that's where the funny was happening

[@hip_lok]

I can't get over Mickey's ears not actually being round on a goddamn PS5 title. If they fix that, we're looking at the next Crash Team Racing killer.

[@ethanpayne4116]

one small act of rebellion from the devs, but when Disney HQ finds out it will cost them their jobs if not their lives

[@thadjarvis9514]

Lmao why are they pentagons

[@Drewbie176]

These badass EDM Disney remixes are killing me

[@greenpinapple820]

"AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS", *synth beat drop*

[@Biofan813]

Agreed. These are definitely the highlight of the game!

[@SeanBMoose]

feels like the video game equivalent of temp music

[@Spudtron98]

It's not even the first time they've done this. There's actual, official Disney Eurobeat albums. And fuckin _Nights of Fire_ was in a Disney DDR game on the PS1.

[@VEE0034]

​@SeanBMoose what makes it so different besides the fact its in a game lmao

[@spiderfab2928]

This is the knack of racing games

[@TippyHippy]

I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture

[@Seventschiko]

@@TippyHippy use your knowledge of racing u gained from Disneys SpeedStorm to escape from your mom and subsequently (eventually) the police. Be the racer Mr. Disney wants you to be.

[@jonathanwilson7949]

@@TippyHippy again?

[@roberthorry621]

@@TippyHippy hamster is code word for penis

[@W4iteFlame]

@@TippyHippy hamster is not to be blamed for it. Do you have a mouse?

[@JamMastaJew]

For a character whose head is famously 3 circles, Mickey's ears sure have a lot of corners

[@hiimpixl]

A Disney themed mario kart clone with monster cat style trap remixes of classic Disney music is either evidence we're in the best or worst timeline and I'm not sure which one.

[@Shizkeb]

Worst

[@unclebaba3463]

We're probably in the best of the worst timelines

[@bitbandit1678]

that music is awful. generic sounding electronic garbage

[@Thatonedude917]

This game has all the things gamers have come to expect from a big game, #epic #onemorelootbox #neverstopspending

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Consume

[@VoidStar.]

The music is actually bonkers. Never thought I'd see a Mickey Mouse Club (Electronica Remix) in a Disney Go-Kart Racing game.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

"M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E-EEE-E-EEE-E-EEE mouse mouse mouse m-m-m-mouse"

[@Typhoon_Lex]

Having that specific Zero to Hero/Let's get down to business remix playing in the background always gets me pumped up for that specific race. The game may not be that great but the music slaps

[@1uckedout]

I was hoping he would turn off streamer mode so I could see if the real music is like that as well. I'm not even sure I could count the songs that played with how similar they all sound.

[@Spudtron98]

Did you know that there's _multiple_ official eurobeat remixes of that?

[@gonkdroid9325]

Cool game but it needs more types of currencies..

[@RRRRRRP]

Right? What is this, a game for children?

[@bernie8779]

I love games with battle passes, thank you dunkey

[@thataintfalc0]

Heck yeah bro battle passes are the bees knees 😎😎😎

[@thataintfalc0]

@@bad1080 shit u right fuck this game

[@KongBoatNoodle]

Thanks for introducing me to the slowest racing game ever Dunkey. Now I can play it while I drive to work

[@fan5708]

this game really makes you feel like it was made by a soulless company

[@EEvtg]

yep Gameloft.

[@king_big_pp]

All companies are soulless

[@qweptenqwasp2532]

Just like Nintendo.

[@joeyvigil]

In 2 hours Dunkey managed to climb to rank 1, simply amazing

[@mw5803]

We all now that he would have done it in 2 minutes if he didn’t have his blindfold on and if he wasn’t using a usb steering wheel..

[@W4iteFlame]

@@mw5803 and if it was not his little brother playing

[@unclebaba3463]

​@@W4iteFlame his little cousin

[@rinkashikachi]

​@@unclebaba3463I am his dunkey

[@hypnotised-clover]

Why is it always so hilarious to me whenever disney characters are made to be "cool", like kingdom hearts or epic mickey are just so hilarious to me.

[@Bagheadman]

'cause they're silly characters for kids. It's like if Barney had a motorcycle and did swears but only like "darn" and "crud."

[@valior7253]

Epic Mickey actually pulled it off, though. Kingdom Hearts, not so much.

[@hypnotised-clover]

@@valior7253 It's still funny to me when Mickey frickin Mouse is trying to be a badass.

[@yoshistrings]

#searching #realmofdarkness #mikewazowskiisdead

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

​@@Bagheadman I want that.

[@tricell5916]

I feel so embarrassed for Nintendo right now. Having their flagship kart racing series being outshined by this GOTY masterpiece.

[@7csd7]

more goty crash rtc

[@shanefoster2132]

one goty masterpiece isn't enough to unseat a legacy! say that after the sequel game.

[@TheXavierfull]

Hope they get this to court.

[@pilotpandashot]

I always thought mario kart needed gospel singing. It's good to see mario listens to the fans.

[@4rumani]

this guy's never seen hercules..

[@user-xr5zv2dg1b]

I work at nintendo. People are panicking here

[@strangerofthe2067]

I really like the use of the twitch logo for pickups and that they have a murder function, and how Mickey says “raw diggidy dog” instead of using condoms. And when he said “Blicky Mouse” when he pulled the strap and shot his wife Elizabeth because she was pregnant.

[@MistahhMingus]

27 people thought this comment was sane and rational

[@buttgut]

@@MistahhMingusMake that 28 muthafukka

[@aNohbody]

Mario Kart has been real quiet since this dropped

[@fulmgusgrukini4727]

0 mario kart games have come out since this video was uploaded actually

[@rinkashikachi]

​@@fulmgusgrukini4727 Mario Kart killer game confirmed

[@MarioKartSuperCircuit]

Lego 2K racers has been pretty loud since this dropped

[@rinkashikachi]

@@MarioKartSuperCircuit oh yeah? Then if Lego 2K Racers is so good where is Lego 3K Racers?

[@rootbourne4454]

Thank goodness, I knew Mario Kart was missing famous video game character Mike Wachowski, now there is a racing game for me. I hope they add beloved character Micky Man as DLC.

[@LunchinBox]

We fucking hate Mickey Man

[@marshallh7785]

they are going unbelievably hard with the music on every stage wtf its so over the top

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

They went to the "Super Sonic Racing" musical school

[@bernie8779]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 except that super sonic racing is good

[@bbtbbbbtbb3166]

@@bernie8779 😂

[@knight-mares]

I can believe he beat this game in just 2 hours. Another speed run record broken.

[@dsy457]

Mickey's ears almost made me have a chris chan style blue sonic arms heart attack.

[@boyblue3232]

What's the conversion rate between Goof Bucks and Donkey Dollars?

[@DunkTank]

i'd say around 3.2

[@NovaCadet]

M&M’s kart racing still on top 💪

[@partlySneezy]

God the bar at the top with all the currencies is in every new game and it’s such an eyesore 11:14

[@Yor_gamma_ix_bae]

15 currencies, mark of a great game!

[@metacob]

This just makes me appreciate Mario Kart even more. It seems so simple, but nobody managed to get even close.

[@cdgui267]

this is probably the most soulless game ive ever seen

[@ndf3]

I like it when all the intellectual property moves around the screen

[@cdgui267]

@@ndf3 the powerups are so generic, the best idea of maps like the hercules and entering the movie have this non vibrant colors and are overshadowed by this realistic graphics, the cars dont have any personality, every layout of race looks exactly the same, the characters dont distinct one from another in the race, its just so bland and uninspired

[@cdgui267]

and this is just the gameplay, this overcomplicated gacha mechanics fucking sucks

[@THExDUFFxBOMBx42777]

Please keep uploading to this channel. I always love more Dunkey 👍

[@rinkashikachi]

I like how they have streamer mode, because they know they will accidently copyright strike people playing their own game

[@JohnStaal020]

Good to see Dunkey shed light on mobile games for a change

[@Ty_Hill]

Can't wait to unlock the genie with will Smith coins

[@ancientflames]

His alternate skin is the literal ghost of Robin Williams.

[@Flametix]

This game is baffling. Why is there a slowdown every time you hit someone and why is there a killfeed? Why are there grind rails and why are the cars so big? Why does this game pretend to have multiplayer names in the single player yet tell you that you unlocked the multiplayer mode? I can't even tell if there's a bullet bill or blue shell in this to make a comeback because it seems like everyone has their own individual item boxes so Donald Duck can just use his fire move to spread fire all over the field which is like half a starman, or use his invisible move which is the other half of the starman.

[@Fiznik3933]

Where they really messed up with this game is they made the HUD to simple, not enough things to look at so i lose attention

[@seventeenraccoonsinatrenchcoat]

"Hey boss, Nintendo has a really successful cart racing game that incorporates their cast of characters, we definitely have an extensive enough IP collection to make one of our own." "Great! But, don't make it a game, make it an online service, give it three currencies and make it pay to win through microtransactions. Oh and fill it with nondescript, nearly unrecognizable EDM remixes of our music. Kids like EDM right?"

[@dadiscoverychannel]

God the music in this game is terrible. They had the ENTIRE Disney franchise as a base for inspiration and decided it should all sound like royalty-free EDM

[@funx24X7]

this #video was so much #fun. #thankyou #dunkey

[@LunchinBox]

Not #funny. Consider yourself #blocked

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

Why is #Mickey #laughing like that? #ThisIsSerious 😂 ☠️☠️ ☠️ 💀 💀 🩻

[@mikeg2195]

I'm so happy you've started steaming again. Now I just need to catch you live!

[@cringeginge7663]

Usually meats that r steaming are already dead

[@mdihero]

streamed hams

[@itsjustmax7861]

Damn they just absolutely packed this game with micro transactions 😂 imagine paying 30 bucks for this

[@ancientflames]

Literal mobile game

[@Fake-BigWeld]

Except there aren't actually any microtransactions in the game. Just 3 different types of currencies, only earnable through gameplay, there is currently no way to buy any in game currency with real money.

[@gavin-1237]

​@@Fake-BigWeld extremely naive to believe they won't be added soon

[@jakilla23]

Look at what Crash team racing did

[@scarlet6719]

​@@ancientflames its literally made by a mobile game company. You may know them from the asphalt series 💀💀💀💀

[@baglad]

My theory on this game: The company that made it actually just designed a generic racer called speedstorm, but they couldn't get anybody to publish it due to market saturation or, yaknow a general lack of identity for the game. The developers thought shit, what are we gonna do? Then some bright spark thought I know, we will pitch this game as a platform! Just swap in some models of your racers and we will sell you the entire thing. Thus, disney speedstorm was born. This would kind of explain why all the karts are so generic, why the levels seem generic etc.

[@rinkashikachi]

Or Disney just sucks ass

[@nonamek3697]

Saw the Gameloft logo I knew it was just a ported mobile game

[@_Cotton]

This game really makes you FEEL like Mike Wazowski

[@frankthetank2550]

Unseen?

[@PikseliASMR]

I wish Mario Kart had all these cool monetization options

[@tommyfrost7973]

Mickey looks more like the mickey in south park than a character created by Disney

[@thatguyseb8824]

For people who said, "Yeah, Mario Kart is fun , but it would be even more fun if I could play as my favourite Disney character, John Depp."

[@DeliaHlForth]

If this game doesn't have Mickey Man I ain't playing it.

[@hypno5690]

It has Herculad though

[@KleptoKits]

- Anasui

[@susanissajoke]

This game definitely feels like they added a lot of "how do you do fellow kids" to it.

[@doughnutdave6432]

7:45 I was petrified when dunkey used his celestial powers to communicate to what I was saying in my head

[@MasDouc]

Why does Mickeys ears look like they glued stop signs to his head

[@DaEdsta]

Dang, first Smash Bros got murdered by Multiversus and Now Speedstorm is gonna kill Mario Kart 😢

[@hollowowlyt]

RIP Multiversus

[@silverskall1432]

From the cars to the character designs (regarding their outfits) to the animations and voice lines it all looks very soulless, and while the levels look nice visually speaking, their design in terms of gameplay seems to be very generic. This feels like some kind of twisted dystopian soulless future of what Mario Kart could become if Nintendo became more like EA or Activision.

[@phorchybug3286]

Looks like it's gonna be forgotten in a couple of weeks.

[@squalamander]

Kind of obsessed with how mediocre that opening cinematic was. The lifeless pulsating dubstep with one orchestra bit. They shoot like one item and Sully dodges it by moving one inch. All they do is make faces and noises. There's not even good driving. Mickey doesn't blow up, he just gently trips against a bump in the road. Lightning McQueen isn't here and neither is his penis.

[@ancientflames]

In 4-6 months if the game does porly there will be a $40 star wars expansion pass.

[@stanley13579]

Having this game play in the background would be great for getting to sleep.

[@dcj991]

I slept great

[@rinkashikachi]

I slept with this stream in the background

[@geoix6655]

The mario kart killer is actually how I'm known to the population of Washington State and i won't be answering anymore questions regarding that

[@F1rstNameLastName]

I can't believe that he was able to play 2 hours of this

[@varptm3672]

This just made me want to play MarioKart

[@r_gos]

This might just be the most predatory game of all time

[@carsonfujita-turnbull4549]

No, that's Roblox

[@lugoorstar]

@@carsonfujita-turnbull4549Nonono roblox, games are just as predatory as the 10 year old making them for the 28 year old discord mod wants. You can just play (the small amount) of games that don’t do that.

[@ewan7283]

This looks nearly as good as dreamlight valley

[@Pouncingpuma7]

Game is made as if people are supposed to play it for 500 hours.

[@PokeBallerLuke]

this has to be the worst soundtrack in a game ever, I could imagine a shitty drake track over all of those beats

[@dittm3r]

Mulan would NOT drive a car. But not for that reason. Or that one, either.

[@rinkashikachi]

Her character literally says "bicycles are a thickle" in the first movie

[@ryon5174]

Didn’t Disney Infinity do something like this before? I remember the Jawa Sandcdawler being allowed to go toe-to-toe with the Tron bikes

[@andrewgreene4631]

Might have been lego

[@papadelta9485]

houtini!

[@knotbots]

This game really makes me want to light myself on fire in Disneyland

[@malik-ug6cs]

A mariokart clone with disney mlg trap remixes and fortnite ui. Wow truly innovative

[@zarrafrahman1129]

thank you walter...oh wait

[@suicidalminion3427]

Honestly, I think this game is a little too hype, I think they should slow down the vehicles a bit so we can actually see what's going on

[@bigweenus8407]

The camera zooming in and out for 0.5 secs whenever you boost is really killing my soul

[@MistahhMingus]

This might be the most soulless corporate game I’ve ever seen

[@Duanette]

This is literally just a way shittier version of Sonic All-Star Racing

[@andywarhol7465]

This is a truly the raid shadow legends level masterpiece in a world of kart racing games

[@NessieWasTaken]

This looks like a good one. It's got a little something for everyone!

[@WorldGoods]

Can Mickey pull out a gun in this one?

[@TridentLandStudios]

This microtransaction super game will beat Mario Kart!!

[@SilverSilence]

This is the same UI as Multiversus

[@nullcircuit]

it's weird racing to menu music

[@Humannbeing]

I can't believe I watched a grown man play mickey mouse cart for two hours

[@hypno5690]

Shame is the proper emotion

[@Pellbort]

Round-eared Mickey is Season One DLC. Lel did you think that level of realism would be free?

[@True-man0124]

I love that any kart related game is called Mario Kart Killer.

[@RRRRRRP]

The worst part about this giant-microtransaction of a racing game is the weirdly uneven sense of speed, it just goes up and down every two seconds, absolutely no "flow"

[@eletgres519]

this shit aient beating fzero oh my god it looks so boring

[@gwen9697]

if mcqueen isn't in this game i'm rioting

[@joshuadougherty8077]

Can't wait for Mario and donald at the Olympic games

[@Spudtron98]

I don't know how, but they managed to make 150kph feel very, very slow. Well, actually, I do know exactly how: they're not going 150kph.

[@rinkashikachi]

MORON. This is a realistic game. Show me a road in your city that allows 150kph. Usually its like 60kph. Which is EXACTLY how fast they are going you FUCK

[@ALilCancer]

You know what was good Mario kart racing game? Blur. So good.

[@orijimi]

And SART. I hate SEGA shit, but SART rules.

[@knotbots]

At least hearing Donald Duck go "BBLKGBKBKB" in anger is pretty funny

[@michaelxie4084]

You know they are gonna wait 6 months then add a paraglider dlc

[@knotbots]

With any hope, it'll be dead tomorrow

[@rubadubmedia]

Thanks for uploading this stream Walt!

[@Yerlockk]

I haven't played a game this good since Grimbus Castle

[@bippiebedd9122]

John depp is peak humor