Dusty May's opening statement at Michigan

[@davereese2331]

Welcome to Michigan! The best university in the world! 😊

[@slidefirst694]

I eagerly anticipate him being butt hurt by a time out taken by an opposing coach. It's the Michigan Way™.

[@akpost8780]

You sound like a butt hurt fan/alum of an inferior B1G school. Stay mad. Should've gone to Michigan and experienced greatness. Oh wait, you got rejected. Go Blue!