Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #9 REACTION!!!

[@WatanabeShirai]

"...Banana slugs are real..." Legend says she never talked again!!!

[@typea5426]

Watanabe Shirai but they are

[@kjcool003]

@@typea5426 are you serious

[@typea5426]

@@kjcool003 YES COMPLETELY SERIOUS

[@kjcool003]

@@typea5426 ok

[@menmauzumaki6804]

Watanabe Shirai yes

[@shagasupreme8413]

22:21 Dwayne's face is saying it all 🤣🤣🤣

[@NoctemAeternusMusic]

I love how she cried out “NOOOOO” louder for the goat than the baby 😂😂

[@themandalorian5061]

True however the goat looked cuter but your right its also sad for both

[@indianathe3rd742]

That's actually a lamb

[@anthonyjrchavezjr302]

Fuckin shit

[@tonymartin1265]

Ayeee 2020 listeners

[@bruce2575]

22:15 I died when she was saying : yeah there are real bena ... She just stopped and looked at the screen 😂

[@JANNLEE-vg4ct]

Dwayne when the family brought out that knife he was like OH HELL NAAAOOOWWWWOOOOOAAAAAAA

[@maverickmondala4845]

22:21 the way dwayne gives that look then proceeds to lick his lips i’m so dead😂😂😂

[@jordona09]

It’s 22:26

[@aaliyahthetrash8649]

HAHAHAH XD

[@Lordy-Lord]

@@jordona09 OMG THANKS! It's not like I could've waited 5 more fucking seconds before it actually happened!

[@jinx5673]

IAm DaBest why are you mad

[@Lordy-Lord]

@@jinx5673 Why was I mad 2 weeks ago, I don't know. Why the hell are you asking 2 weeks later, I don't know.

[@kheymaurasweat2840]

LMAO Dwayne "OH HELL NO" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@albertsstuffkeyboardlamber1798]

Fr lmao 😂

[@murdercrew2122]

Kheymaura Tyliah Sweat lmao

[@bryancarmona2536]

Kheymaura Tyliah Sweat 22:20 (kevin hart meme) No, she wasnt ready

[@zahnisylvester-stewart9804]

Dwyane and Jasmine see the baby Jasmine: Gasp Mother: Timothy, who'd you get in there Mother takes away the baby Jasmine: Oh thank you jes- Mother puts a baby goat on the table Jasmine: OH NO!

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

Zahni Sylvester-Stewart so you watched the video to?

[@noonehere._.4128]

Oof

[@dudeinthebackground3998]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@itsozzy1378]

@@tieflingcorpse9817 *too

[@Jay_Park_]

I hated that part, it was terrifying

[@mekhipostedthat]

“i was about to say your favorite food, but nevermind” IN TEARS 😂😂😂😂

[@antwoneusher2109]

Mellisa i

[@nightwolf6799]

Antwone Usher smh

[@eyelessjackcreepypasta6612]

Wtf Satan you died

[@hookhaoki]

Źź

[@jamarionreactions4124]

25:57 "who the hell are you talking to" I laugh at that one

[@Mike.325]

Same🤣🤣

[@tcg1_qc]

and the "shut the fuck up"

[@Grandma_Lovesme]

@@tcg1_qc no

[@FreshPrincex4]

Me whenever I hear someone talking to themselves

[@T_theTrain]

Jasmine: Yeah, banana slugs are reeaaal... 22:20 Jasmine (in her mind): Now I wish they weren't.

[@xhazza_louehx6099]

Can I just say that I love that they actually got upset when the girl said "hell no" when the guy showed his dads.

[@alexproskin6152]

xhazza_louehx ya my brother gay

[@aydian8314]

Gay people are amazing

[@johnbailey5835]

@@aydian8314 thnx :-)

[@medexamtoolscom]

Your bar of standards on others is set pretty low if you're impressed by someone being bothered by flagrant hypocrisy.

[@xp8343]

@@aydian8314 No

[@AZUREPHOENIX777]

"and then Satan himself came" Yeah...and then he came again upstairs.

[@natayaholmes1765]

😂

[@Steve_8]

Lol smart

[@N0BodyKn0ws18]

Ayeee

[@twistedgabriel4774]

*Spectral Jokerツシ ....what do you think*

[@shaylaw9894]

Call me out or not but have u seen the comic satan? The original *sexy satan* welp he came up from hell now he’s just plain

[@roccomartinez6369]

Jazz:Banana slugs are real! Dwayne:Oh their are. Jazz:Yea banana slugs are reaaaaaa.........

[@theburningphoenix8211]

6:18 love that self censoring

[@trinityw3169]

When Dwayne said “oh hell no” to the goat sacrificing one I lost it 😂😂😂

[@casper_raine]

That Ted Bear ending gets me everytime

[@coawperation]

In the marriage therapy one, it's quite sad with a happy ending, it may seem like it doesn't make sense, but this is my theory on what it means When the therapist gives them the puppet, they talk bout all the things they feel, it goes on and on, like inception, near the end when they all died from old age signified that they can spend their entire life arguing about their problems, when they hug is when they found that out, that there is more ways other than divorce.

[@christianhogue8799]

I wish the couples of America would understand that concept. People just give up so easily.

[@calamari.jaksun8914]

@@christianhogue8799 or just couples in general.

[@brittanybrown9936]

Ted bear: there's no such thing as a banana slug Jasmine: yes there is Dwayne: oh it's such thing Jasmine: yeah banana slugs are reaaaallll Her face when she saw hat happened next omg lmao I watched that part like 26 times

[@AHT_Heezie]

yall nasty but same LOL

[@elmermata1737]

Inr

[@naomimosby5575]

I’m confused

[@WeezBaybee]

Banana slugs are real dummy

[@crispydonut_0]

Zoro uchina you softie

[@Yarne314]

26:05 omg that end credits is so funny

[@T_theTrain]

I like how Dwyane smiles at a lot of the (ahem) nasty stuff, but Jasmine is just in shock.

[@pelegm3353]

02:07 omg i died !!!!! Its so catchy🤣🤣🤣🤣❣️

[@gonfuckinkillmyself911]

Ikr

[@chk6410]

GONNA MASTERBAEE-

[@saiyansgreat8935]

I liked that song actually

[@justinleak2267]

🎵*Gonna do something naughty*

[@ordinary_hooper.1544]

Sooo tru I was singing it too

[@isaiahmiles5879]

ted bear went 0 to 100 real quick!

[@sumdude9836]

He knows how to survive in nature and city

[@thefoundingfatherofmemes2527]

@Honey Villanueva what?

[@SpiritxEnigma]

The “X Gon’ Give It To Ya” parody at the end lmao

[@stopthecapp3067]

ted bear twerked on the camera man lmao

[@FastestBanneker_student]

floyd_fym he became a rattle snake

[@chadhunter411]

Technically

[@dutchsbeardisvandertrimmed1274]

Edward Kenway shaky snake*

[@koseimari2949]

2:04 was perfect timing for jazzes reaction

[@austinmasoni2067]

The part where he went back home I felt like I was looking in a mirror of assholishness

[@MajinErick]

3:25 I almost choked on this cough drop. lol

[@mugrungo]

"hoh mah gowd, they're sacrificing chickens" - dwayne XD

[@anna-jv9li]

When ted bear shook his butt the second time it was hilarious😂

[@DwayneNJazz]

We love these compilations and this is a long one so go ahead and get your snacks ready lol

[@YeLiRSlLiB]

Omg yes finally!!! I've been waiting for a #9 Compilation. Yay, keep making awesome reactions lol

[@latashawilliams7976]

Dwayne N Jazz can u reaction to the eung freestyle remix

[@AvrXboxGenji]

Dwayne N Jazz Y'all is lit! Instagram: @calvin_lit_af Follow me everybody that sees this please!

[@tee8776]

i did

[@KGentleman69]

Dwayne N Jazz 2017 is here

[@shortcake_sweetie]

22:28 Jasmine looks scarred 🤣

[@Mike.325]

22:30 the way jazz kept looking at the camera killed me🤣🤣💀💀

[@picklestunes1970]

"banana slugs are reaaalll" 😂

[@michael-ryandecosta506]

I laughed for 15 minutes after seeing her face at that part.

[@KM-lc6hj]

It is though lol

[@zproductionshallado9215]

Yup they are

[@danielmoritz4556]

@@zproductionshallado9215 exactly

[@marcushooper5844]

True

[@MrMemelord00]

when Ted said there's no such thing as a banana slug he meant an actual slug mixed with a banana

[@thebaneofbatman8245]

@Mr. Meme I think the jokes is that he says animals that aren't real are and calls real animals different things so he says something thats actually real is not

[@tiffanymone8033]

“Hello there Billy”😂😂💀 Ted Bear shaking his butt had me dying😭😭💀

[@chuchumanboop1124]

OMG ......there sacrificing chickens........😂😂😂The way he said it😂😂😂

[@sumdude9836]

Ted bear is a GOD he can literally survive in every situation posible

[@Brycee7582]

Pretty sure he died in one episode, due to a beartrap to the skull

[@semanticdrool6432]

Satan no prob....gay?! That's an outrage!!! Lol

[@Ttsavage21]

Christopher Kidder same

[@SlasherHorrorMovies1]

@@miizuan no its not a sin

[@SlasherHorrorMovies1]

@@miizuan the bible doesnt dis homosexuality it dises premarital sex

[@nasirwright2184]

Jokes not funny drew wilson

[@helloguytie8375]

@@SlasherHorrorMovies1 Not true. Homosexuality was among some of the main reasons God instructed the Israelites to destroy peoples.

[@dylanmorais8502]

Jazz is so pretty in this vid

[@DwayneNJazz]

aww thank you! - jasmine

[@dylanmorais8502]

Dwayne N Jazz my life is complete

[@akabella6317]

Dylan Morais she's pretty in every vid 😍

[@RoseRegent]

That is true.

[@nature_fiend777]

Dylan Morais she is in every vid

[@peanutb4205]

Omg I laughed when the dirty prince was singing. 😂 😂

[@jrm2694]

"Im Hurricane Ted. Im category 5. Also known as the dung beetle running this shit"🔥🔥🔥 BARS!!

[@starphobia08]

Dwayne and Jazz’s reaction on the princess one was priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jassiiij]

22:21-22:34 Jazz's face lmao

[@idontwannachange]

Jassii J Sameeeeee

[@monkeythebin3756]

Jassii J 14:23 nazi on his sole

[@sasuke12241994]

the mom was chanting chuckys chant XD

[@Scrimpyhook]

So I wasn't the only one who realized AB DU JABALL GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU

[@tobias6188]

A du deb be dembella give me the power I beg of you

[@beastyvx8718]

4:51 Me: well babe I don't know what to tell you but I got to go Evil girlfriend: please stay!!!! Me: why?!?! Evil girlfriend: for the carving today's lamb for the sacrifice to Satan Me: (leaves house) Me: (in my head) the devil is a liar!!!!!

[@Darvukia]

Rodri smith only if u had one

[@yeeyee4538]

notice how she did the chucky chant, ADE DUE DEMBELLA, GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU!

[@razorspenguin561]

Why would we care

[@twistedgabriel4774]

*19:49** random guy:and he will forever be-* *^ted bear bursts out of his corpse^* *me:A XENOMORPH!?!?!*

[@VCAStevenS]

4:48 lol I recognize that saying from Chucky, the mother in the video XD

[@qwondodadon9326]

22:21 Jazmine what was that why did you sound like you got hit with a slo-mo dart?! and why did you look so interested?!😂😂

[@nisarojas2869]

john quentin she was a bit shocked 😂

[@DeterminedDesmo]

Lmao

[@RBatman5000]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@megagamingrayquaza7137]

It's that thing when there saying something and something weird happens and then they talk slow

[@RitchieVevo]

She didn't answer XD

[@snakebros5424]

3:40 Dwayne almost curses

[@zionzion9371]

He said way more then hell on this channel and on camera

[@javonnym.4279]

In 22:37 jazz face tho😂😂😂 it's so funny. I can't stop laughing.

[@jeffsmith3422]

4:32 I don't know why I find his reaction so funny

[@jhonsmith3056]

SAME

[@Markye_Takamoto]

22:21 reeeeaall *thinking: Ommmmggggggg" X'DDD

[@marcuswoodland6438]

"yea, banana slugs are real... *porn music starts*😂😂😂😂

[@skyeriggins9924]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@stanfordmatthews5886]

I absolutely love these compilations!

[@Luigiboy-mn7hq]

One of the best reaction channels yet! Keep up the work

[@HASH562]

Omg I’m sure everyone died with jasmines reaction after she said banana slugs are real 😂

[@jaydaoneplug7217]

I laughed so hard, she looked at us like she mad at us for making them react to this tho!!😂😂😂

[@dianitedaemon5310]

I always love their reaction at around 6:15

[@youcantseeme543]

am I the only one that finds it hilarious when Dwayne swears😂

[@justsomebody7469]

"Oh hell no!!!" *Triggered*

[@marleosan]

I love how offended they actually got when the girl said "Hell no" to the boyfriend's parents. As did I, I had to pause because it made me upset that there are actually people like this. It's 2018 now. I hope that changes...Also, this is why I respect Dwanye and Jasmine so much! This is the best reaction channel I've ever seen!

[@mememan3447]

I agree. It’s a great short. It just makes me mad that this sort of stuff happens

[@CarBroke.PhoneYes]

At least the Satanists know what they are doing is bad

[@mememan3447]

@@CarBroke.PhoneYes What’s that supposed to mean?

[@CarBroke.PhoneYes]

@@mememan3447 (whistles innocently)

[@churro3710]

@@CarBroke.PhoneYes just say your homophobic

[@Anathema_009]

The voice of the knight is so Perfect and Funny at the same time. 😂 *1:36*

[@danielmoritz4556]

"this is a boys party!" (sees girl in the pool) "oh"

[@sweetbabyrodney]

Your reactions always cracks me up!

[@medexamtoolscom]

I almost kind of feel like you're my friends, watching these with you.

[@alterr3728]

k

[@mugen3051]

That’s depressing go outside

[@theanimeplug3078]

You should know that no one gives a fuck

[@mugen3051]

cool dragon2836 😂😂😂😂😂 awwww you don’t have friends either it’s okay 😂😂😂

[@tiredkirbo423]

cool dragon2836 you should know that nobody cares about your opinion

[@RayAkuma]

26:00 If i were him, i wouldnt do that ass shake technique there xD

[@N0BodyKn0ws18]

I love how offended they got about the gay parents bit, makes me happy *sheds tear*

[@uhhjaysha]

12:38 how I feel when my mom doesn’t get me wendys

[@kennalynn8469]

You guys make my day so much better💕💕

[@kuratheartist6014]

is it just me or does dwayne look like marcus from watch dogs 2

[@dmme162]

The slugs though...omg😂😂😂

[@xclouds676]

2:17 That should've been their Faces on the Thumbnail lmao

[@damanimorris5252]

21:26 I’m done 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@loomlesseditz]

"Aw hell no, aw hell hell no."

[@felixgutierrez993]

6:50 I don't think because one was black because they were gay.

[@soft-wings211]

Well, interracial and gay :p

[@nisarojas2869]

Felix Gutierrez yeah, we figured

[@LMPRMusic]

Felix Gutierrez it was both

[@DigUpYourDeadGrandma]

I'm black 😡👿😡

[@Xaraeus]

Hope you guys have a wonderful New Years!

[@fex959]

At 6:00 you can see the dad walk onto the stairs then ONTO THE WALLS!!! XD😂😂

[@chrisrj9871]

23:17 - She identifies as a basketball!

[@locsnglocks9539]

notification gang were ya at on point happy new years PLEASEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEE BEEEEE SAFEEEE LOVE YA

[@drasensherman2835]

23:34 Ted bear wasn't playing

[@kennynoob4430]

The way jazz slowly puts he hand on her mouth XD 22:42

[@DAMIENDMILLS]

Ted Bear is an example why you always read the fine print of your contract. Even if the show has his name, the studio still owns his identity.

[@justicepyles3615]

“There sacrificing chickens” got me 😂😂😂 4:33

[@sweervotheplug3064]

Dwayne I swear you look like Marcus off watch dogs

[@Anonymous_1827]

26:26 teddy bear + jail = Ted is king. Math suckers

[@xDiime]

14:13 who else saw it 🤣

[@doublejace]

1:23 me: waiting for that reaction while trying not to laugh.

[@mr.pigeon9314]

4:33 OH MY GOAH THEY’RE SACRIFICING CHICKENS.

[@youngoatnlt9765]

look at Jasmines face at the slug part 22:12

[@ogunns9674]

24:25 we gonna find another aunt Viv *cough cough* Ted Bear.

[@clypz-exe1130]

HAPPY NEW YEARS

[@ericbrown8993]

lol jasmine reaction to the slugs gets me laughing everytime

[@N0TaB0T2O25]

The first one I just chocked from laughing and couldn’t stop!!!!!

[@justpick0ne519]

18:51 thats the guy from the movie theater and the women from the scary movie!

[@user-zp3bs5ix6b]

22:22 Lmao

[@twistedgabriel4774]

*-Priest and his speech-* *-ted crawls out of dead bear-* *Me:XENOMORPH!!!!!!!!!*

[@yunginbari3772]

twisted gabriel h̶i̶

[@twistedgabriel4774]

Hello....mortal

[@stickmation6651]

4:51 did anyone here "ada dewi dembella give me the power I beg of you"from child's play

[@brickfilms5712]

“Therapy” was one that was genially one that spoke because it shows that the cycle needs to change with their arguing

[@chloehalls1893]

the sheep didn't want to die so it traded places with the baby that's y I had on baby clothes. lol

[@aminabegum3703]

Love you guys!!!!! Please reply

[@DwayneNJazz]

we love you too!

[@lcalsky1875]

“Yeah banana slugs are re-a-a-l....”

[@JayBeeIRL]

Who else got so into the Ted Bear part that they forgot this was a reaction video? LMAO

[@bitterbites3859]

22:24 🤣 Dwayne's reaction was priceless. Especially after that Banana Slug fact .