Dwight Vs The Machine - The Office US

’DAMMIT KELLY, IT KNOWS!!!’
Season 4, Episode 5 & 6 'Launch Party' The Dunder Mifflin Infinity website is launching and Michael is excited about going to the big launch party in New York while Angela plans a satellite party for the Scranton branch. Meanwhile, Dwight competes against the website to see who can sell the most paper in one day.
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[@rebca_]

Winning by 35: "You, my friend, are winning handsomely!" Losing by 40: "You, my friend, are in a very close second."

[@cranjismcbasketball1638]

Losing by 62: "Ok, why don't you just lay off lady?"

[@yoyhue1678]

Andy's a real one

[@OvSpP]

That’s some real Cornell math right there.

[@Prshfh]

@@yoyhue1678 no i am

[@Matt-dp7ze]

It’s called optimism

[@vossniik6750]

I felt so bad for Dwight. Pam was being a great friend.

[@mikefortier7081]

JMB-C-T3 Jim would’ve done it too

[@dr.roberts4508]

Right: Was

[@NieR-002]

They all are great friends, I was referring to the three.

[@joshfenn5374]

my turn tables

[@anakmilan]

What is a Jim?

[@vamsiB13]

I love how Andy is so enthusiastic about Dwight's win considering the history between them.

[@connorbarnes234]

this was before Andy dated Angela

[@stillmotion2720]

@@connorbarnes234 there was still a feud between them, remember Andy tried to get dwight fired with the whole New York thing in season 3?

[@siddarth3955]

@@connorbarnes234 nah still Andy was a great guy here onwards till he went berserk, his character development was weird, he went from unlikable to really unlikable to very very likable to again unlikable to finally likable ...

[@LynnHarrod]

Him dancing with the air horn going off got me good

[@mogdor]

This is after he went to anger management, his character kind of shifted

[@archerpiperii2690]

Classy move by Pam in the end.

[@SICKBOYONYT]

De classe

[@redwormarts5012]

@@SICKBOYONYT Oh French, very classy

[@legendaryfrolox6285]

@@redwormarts5012 vedy clessy

[@cherylhulting1301]

She's like that. 😊

[@lukasahorlu8364]

Pam is a bitch

[@shadowbanned7575]

I love how Dwight is always so ready to believe extraordinary things are happening to him: the website becoming sentient and challenging him to a paper throwdown, CIA considering him for a top secret mission, Jim turning into a vampire 🤣 It's all so good

[@ShugarMeat]

Wet Dick 🤣Asian Jim

[@ee-vs7mm]

Jim's telekinetic powers

[@dawngeiger3136]

How do you know?

[@llamameDios]

That's the amazing thing about him. He says he is a cynical and practical man but in the end, he will apply Kobayashi Maru to any situation.

[@skaraolo347]

wonder beans

[@serdarjoshua5840]

And later we find out that ryan was doubling the sales on the internet to make the site look better lmao

[@brandonreed09]

He wasn't doubling sales on the site. He was forcing the sales team to enter their offline sales on to the website. So when they were accounting the total sales they ended up double counting nearly all offline sales.

[@pcseries1359]

Brandon Reed therefore he was doubling the sales on the site genius

[@pcseries1359]

Brandon Reed buddy look at the wording “Ryan was doubling the sales (as in offline sales) on the internet” meaning he double offline sales and put them on the internet he wasn’t wrong lmao

[@noxus7462]

PC series he wasn’t doing it yet

[@StardustLegacyFighter]

@@noxus7462 And how exactly would you know that?

[@marianamunoz9204]

“He’s going through a breakup” “But he’s also being super annoying. I’m not a perfect person”

[@Dontlagmebro]

Self-awareness

[@therealpotatonarwhal9869]

@@Dontlagmebro fax

[@razkable]

@@Dontlagmebro it is how he copes

[@applescruff1969]

This quote pretty much sums up Jim. What an a-hole.

[@matthewriley7826]

If you think about it though this actually gave Dwight the drive to beat the machine, so it was actually pretty great of them.

[@StarkSpider24]

"What is a Jim?" The only way to properly Sell the prank 😂

[@itsweebtime3461]

"And office administrator Pam Beesley is my best friend."

[@lorenzogarza4467]

Nice rak wraithraiser

[@user-ix2ch4ie1g]

Lorenzo Garza RAKKKKKKKKKKK

[@rainycloud10]

I cry everytime.

[@areebmasoodi8932]

@@lorenzogarza4467 BLACK TURTLE!!!

[@ivanadriazola1991]

Shut it crocodile

[@DrunkenCoward1]

"Why don't you just lay off, lady." I don't remember that line and I love it.

[@bambamdwadle7226]

The Drunken Coward username checks out

[@endlessfreedomful]

zeppdidooda

[@ryanoymaian4292]

The Drunken Coward when does it say that I missed it🤷‍♂️

[@Rancidkidd]

1:54

[@michaeldesanta220]

4:20 you can tell pam is almost as hurt and fragile as dwight when seeing her, shows how good of a friend she is

[@darreny.x608]

“You beat me. You are the superior being.” Almost made me cry.. :

[@henryford8705]

Shoutout to my boy Dwight for carrying the whole Scranton Dun. Mifflin on his shoulders.

[@luminatron]

Jim still statistically had the most sales

[@misterscober]

@@luminatron fake news lalalalallaallalalalala all hail king dwight

[@royan8976]

"You beat me"."You are the superior being". Wow! Pam is so magnanimous

[@km5214]

She’s sweet

[@kevinmalone3410]

Ten bucks says I could do more sales

[@Crescentknight8189]

Ok, before this comment blows up, you can't all bet against Kevin.

[@ianbjs]

You can't eat cats and sales, Kevin

[@shikharkansal100]

Stfu you’re an accountant kevin

[@goodguytheo7265]

True you would

[@gamma406]

What are the odds to that? 10000 to 1?

[@luminouslapis]

"You beat me. You are the superior being." 😭 Pam is precious

[@tsoul1333]

i couldn't see dwight's face thanks to those stupid adds.

[@justapersonisuppose]

A trick is to hold the video down like you’re going to close it or make it smaller, it makes the ads disappear while holding it

[@m2cscream]

@@justapersonisuppose Holy crap. Thank you. I've had that issue for a while now. Glad to know there's a way around it.

[@tsoul1333]

@@justapersonisuppose thank you very much for the advice.

[@krakenwarrior3237]

@@justapersonisuppose I love you thank you so much.

[@ToCarlosWebos]

@@justapersonisuppose where were you all this time??

[@andrewchavez3569]

DWIGHT HAS DEFEATED THA COMPUTAH! -Andy Bernard

[@andrewchavez4609]

Andrew Chavez woah you’re me

[@andrewchavez3569]

@@andrewchavez4609 whoa I'm you

[@heroreborn3760]

WHOAH!!!!!

[@ikamikazeii5063]

Andrew Chavez the @office is lit

[@unodos1300]

identity theft is not a joke

[@erickruckenberg8716]

True fans need not be reminded in the beginning Dwight was actually quite the kind hearted individual when it came to Pam. He held her and allowed her to sob into his shoulder... Dwight doesn't show weakness to any sentient lifeform

[@blake..-]

She’s his best friend

[@aidantran3409]

"Start selling multiple reams like a man."

[@mikehilbert9349]

That was epic

[@rachelh2731]

Andy is the only person who could do the running man to an air horn. I love it!!!

[@redviper1608]

Dwight with a stubble looks homeless

[@BelgianBagel]

Red Viper He looks like David after he got fired

[@tmelinoe]

dwight IS homeless

[@smokeybear1925]

Tara Miller someone did the math and he’s actually worth like 40 million in today’s money (especially after inheriting all that land)

[@angelhernandub1029]

Aniquin zzzvvvuuuupp!

[@belowme8660]

Don't you wish you could grow some though? Seriously you wish you could

[@ThatOneGuy-pb8gv]

Dwight is truly amazing, smart, cunning, and successful for how annoying, stupid, naive, condescending, and gullible he is.

[@matthewriley7826]

Yes, he is a true idiot savant.

[@ElBosquee]

He is. You didn't mention that he came up with Megadesk 😂

[@jackcassidy9963]

I think it's sweet how Pam told him she knew about the lead so that he could feel more pride by beating the computer on his own

[@matthewriley7826]

I thought she was doing that just to screw with his head?

[@violetrose674]

@@matthewriley7826 No she was being a genuinely nice person because she knew Dwight was going through a lot

[@Boyzby]

@@violetrose674 And how would having him lose help her friend? I know he didn't, but he was losing then and there was nothing to say he would win without the leads.

[@thatiowan3581]

@@Boyzby cheating is in no way fulfilling. Better to lose fairly than win unfairly

[@Handlessuck1]

@@thatiowan3581 Can be if you don't care.

[@rgkong8783]

I like how Daryl was genuinely trying to help Dwight.

[@juan3450]

I love that while they did the countdown they didn't check if the computer beat it

[@TraceguyRune]

Just because they didn't see doesn't mean they didn't. Are you 12 ?

[@juan3450]

@@TraceguyRune I am not. And I do not understand what you mean.

[@fl1ntlock1]

@@TraceguyRune Juan comment made sense i don't know what the hell you're talking about

[@juan3450]

@@fl1ntlock1 thank you😂

[@mialevi1341]

@@juan3450 he meant to say just because we don't see them checking it doesn't mean they didn't check it... I'm pretty sure you're watching it on Dwight's computer... Didn't you notice in the countdown Dwight was looking back and forth to see if it changes

[@mtdrew5484]

Is it possible to do a video with all of Dwight's family and childhood traditions? (If it hasn't been done)

[@rgflake]

Mt Drew that would be awesome!

[@ihadtochangemynamem3672]

Mt Drew they tried. An episode called the farm was a pilot for a show like that but it didn’t get enough views to green light it

[@riot1745]

Mt Drew I’m gonna meet him in March at the Seattle comic con

[@rion3665]

@@riot1745 Hey did you meet him at comic con?

[@crackpipejoe3508]

@@riot1745 Seattle is a liberal shitehole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@erickruckenberg8716]

Its endearing the Jim and Pam will sometimes uplift Dwight with their pranks. A true love/hate relationship.

[@HammerbiteStudios]

3:03 oh Beasley, that look will get you in all kinds of trouble. Gah she nailed that role perfectly.

[@feehloif3]

3:16 is the funniest thing with Andys air horn, his stupid face, and the dance...classic. 😂😂😂 Wow, over 1k likes, thanks!!!😁

[@dren6108]

😂😂 facts

[@FitnesswithMeg]

Hahaha yes!

[@marylangleytaber1785]

Forget Fortnite dances dance like Andy

[@avenues9394]

I was dead asf

[@ditchbitch6089]

"STOP IT, GIVE ME THAT! GIVE IT!!!!"

[@durian830317]

ironically, Dwight became a robot in "Threat Level Midnight", I guess the machine finally win.

[@King-ze2kt]

No the computer wanted to become the superior being and combined with Dwight

[@durian830317]

you mean Dwight has the strength of a man, a little baby and computer? very interesting

[@folbykleetwood7462]

@@KandiKlover r/wooosh

[@justauser8224]

Kandi Klover r/wooosh

[@dddd5706]

3:17 is the best part and everyone knows it hahaha

[@DaFro3713]

Yes. All of the yes. (Copies Andy’s airhorn Dance)

[@spookyspikes6576]

My ears just exploded

[@Defaultzofficial]

0:28 "In your face *points at Jim* ... machine" Always gets me man 😂😂

[@justanotheranhedonicguy5132]

omg you're uploading my favorite scenes, soon I'll be able to watch the office on KZbin, thank you uploaded, you are a super hero.

[@jcarlos6184]

The series is on Netflix

[@AuroraNora3]

Not in every country

[@justanotheranhedonicguy5132]

@@jcarlos6184 Not in my country

[@joshuaglr1011]

You are a superior being*

[@ablakhaled9270]

Bastián Nicolas Villarroel Campos b

[@Angela.B]

Pam and Dwight bring out the best in each other.

[@Julia-rx1dq]

Lol the subtitles are amazing, at one point it said "dear white shadow root" instead of Dwight Schrute!

[@km5214]

Julia Lol

[@arnavkulkarni7140]

Pam's expressions at 3:05 are priceless

[@WingedEternitys]

“DAMNIT KELLY! IT KNOWS, IT KNOWS WHAT YOU DID!” Cracks me up every time. 😂

[@thenerdyboii6436]

3:17 This hilarious moment alone made this one of my all time favorite Office episodes. Good stuff.

[@dumme5146]

TheNerdyBoii e

[@aaronbeardsley3261]

All time? Fuck you're boring

[@zachlester6112]

Aaron Beardsley lmao

[@Romancekun]

Why is it hilarious? YEAH it's funny watching an office man... honking for no reason? This is my first time by the way

[@switchfan9471]

TheNerdyBoii 🎉 PARTY HARD

[@WJen8]

You know he's in pain when someone he competed against concedes and he's not gloating.

[@zabooka]

I love how Pam sent a nice message from “the machine” at the end.

[@burntnugget497]

*Ryan trembling in fear*

[@spankmedaddy2629]

The Robot when was that😂

[@eliasgibson4743]

The Robot Tbh though Dwight actually lost. He cheated by using the staples leads and he was doing his absolute best and only won by 52. Meanwhile, the computer sells 24/7 so in the computer’s sales vs Dwight’s sales the computer would have more after 1 week, month or year

[@Prodrentjet]

Elias Gibson I remember it being that the website records the sales twice so it actually got like 5 hundred or something

[@eliasgibson4743]

Paddlez-is-king that wasn’t what happened. What happened was that they were recording every as a sale for the computer and a sale for the salesmen, but either way that happened later so the computer sales here are accurate

[@AleisterTheConcept]

Elias Gibson Dwight probably did lose, but it was brand new and maybe more people were interested in trying it out

[@timdegoede576]

I don't know my own Mother's middle name but for some reason I know Dwight's is Kurt.....

[@killerseddie8295]

According to the security badge Jim made, his middle name is Fart.

[@awesomesk5578]

No it's Danger

[@squidwardplays4998]

I think you’ll find it’s actually “Fart”

[@RingTeam]

I'm pretty sure it's Fart.

[@architjain8715]

It's fart

[@nattyvishal]

awww the cat necklace of Angela 4:11 😌🐱🥺

[@mjbankhead9063]

The way Andy was doing the running man is hilarious

[@ruwaidbaloch]

I lost it when Andy and Dwight started dancing 😂

[@jazminaguilar9714]

You beat me. You are the superior being. 🤖

[@NAZGUL1478]

Pam making sure Dwight is okay was soo wholesome

[@tripdiz1341]

Too bad they put their logo over Dwights face, so we couldn’t see his reaction of stunned appreciation

[@Phoenix13Rose]

Most if Jim's pranks involve Pam. Dwight never takes that into account

[@spiderwebbb2000]

Pam's got a heart of gold. She is like a younger sister to dwight who although gets frustrated by his shenanigans tries her best to console him when he most needs it. Dwight reciprocates this by taking off the cockroach banner from the office building rendering Pam, the new office admin, a happy person. Such a beautiful relationship they had. Even better what Pam and Jim has had.

[@gauravgummaraju]

Just realised that The Office and Parks & Rec upload videos at the same time

[@cheeseburger9354]

Gaurav Gummaraju yeah they do because they’re both by nbc

[@edabakb]

And brooklyn 99 too sometimes, for some reason.

[@nishantsingh894]

Wait! Parks and rec has a channel too?

[@neptoon928]

Nishant Singh lol I can just imagine how excited you got

[@mehakm5709]

which is making me realise how the office is 100 times better than parks and rec. sorry

[@beastysfriend7427]

Dwight is amazing. He’s like the one friend that will laugh or do anything to help just to make you feel better. Like Michael if his jokes aren’t funny to anyone else no matter what joke it is DWIGHT is always there to laugh at them. When Michael says something Dwight always gets really hyped up. It’s awesome. I’d love to be his best friend.

[@jamesbaucom9295]

Pam was a really good friend

[@TallManVanitas]

3:16 I almost forgot to watch this today.

[@BanhyBao]

I just love dwight and andy’s teamwork!

[@razkable]

season 3 an 5 has them as rivals so in season 4 they tried to make them more friendly

[@jenniferwalne1617]

Always ready for the air horn dance #narddog

[@bramblestar5339]

Despite how much I dislike Andy, I always loved that moment. It was hilarious.

[@nikhiljain2637]

yup

[@phaselola]

weak lol in tears everytime on this scene

[@SOSBOY4EVER]

Favorite part in this episode

[@dutchbishop1192]

3:16

[@StardustLegacyFighter]

I like how much Andy supported Dwight here, but then they basically wanted kill each other over Angela, in the next season. The writers really did make Andy's like-ability akin to a seesaw.

[@analigiabatres9114]

What are you talking about? That happened before they fought

[@razkable]

but this is season 4 episodes 5-6 called launch party...not season 5....the duel is in season 5...

[@cadenlorenzo3345]

“Did I happen to mention the 40 reams for the battered women’s shelter” “NO!” *continuous horn blaring* Gets me every time🤣.

[@arunraghupathy9008]

"How do you tell someone it’s over? You send them a notarized letter, right? Well, what if the recipient is your notary?" Lol Angela !

[@entropicc]

Dwights face in the end happines vs saddness omg

[@razkable]

he did it for angela not glory like usual..without love it was meaningless...I mean he even cheated for her love back...he was misguided and when he found out she was serious about ending it he got depressed instead of joy after winning...the ups and downs of life...it means more to win hr than the match...

[@user-mt9jx5ws7o]

“Stop it give me that” Lmao Angela

[@km5214]

She’s that teacher in middle school who sucks the fun out of everything lol

[@hollierichards2015]

"...you get back to your desk and start selling multiple reams, like a man." OMG I'm dying!

[@marcoborrelli3441]

I’ve just finished the 9 seasons in just over 2 and a half weeks. First time ever watching the show. The emotional bond with all the characters in this series is overwhelming in the most amazing way. You can really get lost into feeling like they are truly part of your life and vice versa. What a truly, truly amazing show.

[@zeus982]

My favorite part is that he immediately suspects it's Jim but is then convinced it's a real sentient artificial intelligence that is competing with him in selling paper.

[@mrvn2178]

3:17 i literally was on the floor laughing for 15 mins straight

[@navneetkumar3137]

That’s why Dwight respects and listens to Pam only.

[@matthewriley7826]

And Michael.

[@gogyoq]

My favorite part is pam sending dwight a message to cheer him up

[@ismailabourmane5340]

IN YOUR FACE, MACHINES - Dwight Best quote eva

[@tristanwheeler3376]

3:22 thats what my mom is like

[@lemiaharris2202]

It’s Andy’s dancing with the horn for me!!!!!!!lol

[@michaelscott1153]

My favorite part is Andy with the airhorn and Andy & Dwight’s dances 😂🤣😂😭

[@tricky4735]

Mine too

[@timfogaren4830]

Darryl telling Dwight to sell multiple teams like a man is one of my favorite lines. Very underrated scene😂

[@blindasmr4001]

4:45 is the "I won but at what cost" meme

[@garrettrodden4532]

I tear up a bit every time I watch this scene. Friendship is such a pure thing

[@pedestrian_0]

I remember laughing so hard the first time i saw "What is a Jim?"

[@RebelRebelhottramp]

Its amazing how every other week i see an office video high on trending...we'll never let this show go 💙

[@rshiva08]

The look of shock on his face at 3:00 is just too good!! I keep rewinding just to watch that. Definitely meme material.

[@melxo5523]

This is why i love the office! Every single person has a soft side and its so sweet when you see it

[@dwightk.schrute7173]

0:20 I just now notice that Andy is literally massaging Dwight

[@Drumdudeexplosives]

3:21 Dwight’s dancing and face make me laugh every time.

[@gabe7630]

3:19 when andy starts default dancing before it was cool

[@projectasteria]

When you main fox in melee 0:05

[@Real_Kirbo]

When he yelled at kelly he sounded like Michael for a second

[@christiangarnett328]

Now that's what I called ("Air-Horn Dance")

[@aliciaadducci-hassan993]

Andy: no *BLOWS HORN AND DANCES*. Angela: GIV ME THAT

[@carl_consumer.of.reality]

I can tell what season it is by looking at Jim 🤣

[@LaNguyenBTong]

It's incredible to witness a journey the character took to grow. Especially when you hated them at first. Like Steve in Stranger Things.

[@whoisomarm7088]

"Oh. I didn't realize we could use the leads we stole from Staples." He starts looking around 😂

[@HenrysSpiceofLife]

Dwight and Andy dancing while blowing the air horn is the best part of the video. Change my mind.

[@Zoologic21]

Such fitting humor from the show here. I love Dwight and Andy's high five

[@JohnnyBooi]

3:32 i was genuinely scared for their life. Stanley looks dead serious killer

[@backupemail848]

Dwight was like: *Detroit become human*

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

Dedwight*

[@ElinorMahoney]

Is Michael Hank?

[@gelatinskeleton8745]

This show was so good. We still watch episodes over and over to this day.

[@flory9951]

3:15 this is why I love Andy! 😭😂😂

[@woodwardelliott]

I love how Andy's always willing to be so excited over anyone and anything: obnoxiously announcing Dwight's sales, the cold open with the chainsaw etc

[@matthewriley7826]

Punching a hole in a wall….

[@JohnSmith-wp2yu]

Dwight: As ranking number three in this office... Andy: Uh, I'm number three. Dwight: You're number four. Andy: Yeah, but I'm number three.

[@jorgeestebanjaramilloperez2376]

Is very cool how a simple prank works as motivation.

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

4:39 I love how Dwight's expression just screams "This victory means nothing to me"

[@gamertechkid1490]

"I am not a bad person. When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me but I NEVER intended to use them. What did I intend to do with them? Who knows. Maybe keep them as a souvenir. Maybe use them."

[@ellllllo77]

I’ve watched this series three times, and it never fails to make me laugh out loud 😂3:14

[@kaidenpatnode8996]

I love when Andy dances with the horn

[@kale3668]

3:03 oooh her face😍