Grown Man Tries Watching "Bratz: The Movie" (why do I do this to myself?)

i won't be late to school
it's because i really care about it
Twitter: / thedmatthews
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[@imfinethanks6178]

"You don't sound deaf" I swear I've never hated a movie character more than I did at that moment.

[@MaybeLily1234]

Deaf people do actually have an accent/tone tho

[@imfinethanks6178]

@@MaybeLily1234 I know, but either way, it was kind of rude of her to say that. It's like having a blind person walk into you by accident and saying "Oh, makes sense". Or "You don't walk blind."

[@MaybeLily1234]

@@imfinethanks6178 yeah it was

[@KK-ln9gu]

@@MaybeLily1234 some if not quite a lot of them don't lmao. It was annoying as shit

[@TheKamislaw]

@@MaybeLily1234 Not all deaf people. Watch Jessica Kellgren-Fozard on KZbin.

[@why_karlaly]

this made me want to see a romance movie about a deaf kid falling in love with a mime

[@wiltedrose7988]

I smell a novel idea...

[@why_karlaly]

@@wiltedrose7988 If you end up writing one lemme know cuz I'd love to read it 👀

[@bananachild7139]

There's one similar that's really good - it's called "A quiet Kind of Thunder," I think. Instead of a mime, it's a girl with severe social anxiety that uses BSL to communicate. I'd really recommend it!

[@why_karlaly]

@@bananachild7139 Ohh that sounds like an interesting concept- thanks for the recommendation!

[@bananachild7139]

Karlaly Anything to help another bookworm 😂😉

[@norag.hansen2059]

"dylan?!" "don't say my name" "omg he hates me!" "i do hate you" LMAO

[@NAMINE0306]

Just this comment made me look forward to the reaction

[@jinksna181]

When you look at a comment about a moment in the video Right at that moment

[@rae8961]

I need a time stamp

[@AureaC]

JIJI

[@rosella6124]

@@rae8961 13:36

[@jumasantos8431]

"You sound deaf" "Well you don't look ignorant" The comeback tho 🤣👏🏽

[@fatbitch7168]

killer kfkdkf

[@harasnicole]

She said, "You *don't* sound deaf," btw.

[@cherry_noemi_boiii]

@@harasnicole “you *dont* *look* deaf”

[@brokenpieces5852]

Also her reaction is so overblown, along with the background music, you would think someone kicked her dead dog.

[@Elisa._.123]

Also how did he know what she was saying about him being blind

[@leecolon321]

As a Hispanic, I can state it’s true that every single day I wake up to a band of mariachis, but hey that’s just a norm

[@mariposaarts]

I'm Puerto Rican so I just wake up to Mark Anthony singing in my living room idk about yall 🤣

[@lizatocool4u584]

@@mariposaarts lmao I'm half Puerto rican and yeah thats true lol

[@Jadorelainie]

@@mariposaarts A Panamanian here, I wake up to salsa too! Some Rúben Blades, Willie Colon, some Mark and on wild days Marco Antonio Solis hahaha

[@kalyssiaseptember]

I’m only part Hispanic so for me, instead of a whole mariachi band, it’s just a single guy in a sombrero aggressively shaking a pair of maracas

[@zorathemagic7310]

I can confirm as well

[@crestnotes9923]

Fun fact: This was actually supposed to be animated. When you think about it this whole movie would've made more sense as a cartoon.

[@yoongisbicep]

actually, its a live-action of the og animated movie

[@RedK5]

crestnotes I used to watch the cartoon. I hated those stupid twins

[@crestnotes9923]

@@yoongisbicep in the behind the scenes they mentioned that this movie was supposed to be animated too but they didn't have enough budget for it

[@razkable]

its very spastic as a film..the soundtrack wont shut up and everyone is annoying and energized....the dialogue is for teens girls..its so dumb but it wasn't that bad form what I saw..its just bad...not horrible...

[@godiraonasetlhabi7992]

@@RedK5 same!!!

[@Updated8SecondsAgo]

“You don’t sound deaf” “You don’t have a dad or a bank account” Should have been called Bruh instead of Bratz

[@randomaccountyoumightfind1691]

Updated8SecondsAgo lmao 😂😂

[@izzywoods794]

😂😂😂😂

[@NeonAnt]

😂😂

[@julialynch1723]

Bruh:The movie

[@sailorcandy6633]

Yaëlle Braussen I would pay for that

[@wooloosus6866]

Dylan: I'm so into this! The movie: *Pink comic sans* Dylan: And I'm out of it

[@BettyMareeHOHCountry]

the fact they used comic sans for this movie is hilarious because no one use that font

[@thatssosarah8089]

This was a lot less cringey to me when I was younger.

[@danielag.medrano8987]

Honestly, I loved this movie. But seeing it now... just... yeah.

[@michellenguyen9824]

same 😭

[@julierangel7904]

I think that was the point lol we were the targeted audience

[@reika294]

I watched this movie a million times and loved it every time.....now I am embarrassed to say I watched it💀

[@MelodyStar-bt9mz]

Yeah, and the song near the end of the movie was so catchy when i was younger and the clothes and stuff were so cute then

[@ray1809]

“you don’t have a dad or a bank account” damn sasha

[@tibb75]

"I don't have a sugar daddy, I've never had a sugar daddy, if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes I could probably go out and get one, because I am what?? A Bratz doll"

[@sohnaminta.9264]

@@tibb75 this right here is god tier

[@emilyboggs2977]

sasha popped off too hard

[@sariyah3542]

Sasha went off

[@XOXheartErin]

Dylan looks so disappointed every time he guesses something right with the plot 😂😂😂

[@Maryam-td6rj]

I loved his reaction every time! 😂

[@cr2777]

I think he just really likes saying “ its a misdirect”

[@bangitybangbabang]

I thought he was gonna walk out after the tray fiasco

[@cerenity3578]

The movie was too predictable for him. 😂

[@Wariors_World]

Ok but this movie doesn't count. Bc he watched a good portion of the trailer and it shows everything he talked about. Y'all arent aware he lied 😂

[@MissPumpkin91]

Ah yes, the typical hispanic family: mom, dad, abuela, siblings, and of course a full mariachi band in our living room ready to fill us up with the music of all hispanic people, very well, very authentic

[@sofia_garciia28]

super relatable bro, i can't believe dylan didn't know, smh my head 🙄

[@noemistephanie93]

Lol same 🤣😂😅

[@linwheeler]

I never realized how much they stereotyped everyone’s ethnicities. Wow thanks for 12K likes!

[@indiajessierocks]

Lin G Tenn I know right!

[@missamyiahh3357]

‼️‼️

[@abbywolffe4114]

Or understereotyped. Like, I completely forgot Yasmine was Hispanic until her mom showed up again. There's like, nothing to indicate she's Hispanic throughout the entire movie besides her family dynamic

[@linwheeler]

Abby Wolffe that’s true as well

[@rayowls4228]

Same, now I looking at this, it's pretty bad

[@akia212]

“I won’t be late to school because I really care about it” 😂😂

[@izzyy1680]

I laughed so hard when he pointed it out HAHAHA oml

[@nashpadilla2795]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blackmarketdiy9963]

So deep 🤣

[@str7awb3rry]

it’s in the description too 😂😂

[@Mana94x]

His reaction killed me he was speechless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😩

[@nyxlily9064]

Someone : How many mimes do you want in the movie? Director : yes

[@gabrielkapaklis]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@swagittarius5748]

Same for clowns LMAO

[@SASHA.S61]

Laëtitia L. 😂😂😂☝🏽

[@laetitiagecer7488]

Laëtitia L. Omg my name is also Laetitia

[@iSAFAEable]

this movie used to be my entire childhood/early teenage years i watched it SO many times and was literally obsessed with it, and now being 25 and rewatching it with dylan made me see it in a whole other perspective lmaaooooo it still has a huge place in my heart tho😂✋🏼

[@thoughtsfullofbooks]

lmaoo same i used to be so obsessed with this movie but now after this i def see it in different light🤣🤣

[@TheTiffiny777]

Yeah I’m still very much obsessed with it, I was such a huge bratz fan

[@Sk8terSa5mH20]

Girl same. I’m 24 and I never realized how hardcore the stereotypes are and just how silly the movie really is. I still love it also, the nostalgia hits too hard 😂😂

[@vykepp5709]

I remember rewatching it and realizing the Asian girl is Mona in pretty little liars, and the blonde villain was in the Disney show Jonas

[@305unreal6]

i feel the same with like half the movies he commentaries

[@adolphaselrah9506]

I’m disappointed that they didn’t have big heads.

[@scream2816]

Or big lips

[@supercalime]

Or no feet

[@sewerbrawl]

or good clothes

[@livvyemz8113]

tbh and i thought all of them were korean because i had 5 of the janel parrish doll

[@missyaz4959]

livvy emz I thought Chloe and Jade were white and Yasmin mixed race😂😂😂

[@alexanderdavidd]

Dylan: why doesn’t the blonde one speak?!?! Blonde one: the BRATZZZZ

[@cocobean1340]

lmao hahahahahaha

[@Lovisa4554]

Yea, maybe she shouldn’t talk

[@brentmccollum9327]

LMAO!!!

[@cutenessoverdose97]

@@Lovisa4554 هنتعت

[@mv6429]

Maybe she had all her lines cut because she messed up her voice with that one line lmao

[@seli3631]

The most unbelievable thing in this whole movie is how happy the girl in the beggining wakes. There's no way someone wakes up that happy. No way.

[@scream2816]

ABOUT SCHOOL

[@ginae.2462]

she doesn't wanna be late for school because she really cares about it

[@randomaccountyoumightfind1691]

Selisia Muslia well it was her first day of high school lmao

[@NeonAnt]

@@ginae.2462 That song was very unrealistic. And it was played in the background as some kind of mind control. Its trying to make us like school. XD

[@zaneleleeuo1876]

@@NeonAnt what was that anyway?? 😂😂😂

[@lexiarie6545]

can't believe no one pointed out that deaf people can ABSOLUTELY be musicians bro like... cmon even beethoven was deaf... and the vibrations IS how they play the music. most accurate part of the movie

[@paigeelise5421]

"divorce isn't that bad because your parents will give you money! to buy your love and affection..." *Laughs in broke at both houses*

[@maferzamudiobermejo1594]

Lol same

[@ummiuno011]

sis I-

[@brentmccollum9327]

LOL

[@angelcosby613]

So true

[@qazielynn2580]

For real

[@PawsBoff]

You know, the elephant is the real victim here. Elephants have good memories and it had to go through this lol

[@jamesprovost2602]

LIBRA 4RTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GA-ix7kn]

FOR REAL 😫😫😫

[@ericx_x123]

That poor elephant

[@ericx_x123]

🥺🥺

[@abbywolffe4114]

"You couldn't possibly like science... you have hair extensions" Omigod I'm crying

[@higherlearning99]

The fact that I enjoyed this so much when I was younger, that I never realized two years passed...LMAOO

[@irjustineee]

same here, did not notice that until this video LOL

[@lifeisrosyyy]

Lovr your pfp

[@nicholaswetzel7119]

“DyLaN, aRe YoU KiDdI-“ “Stop, don’t say my name.” “He HaTeS mE! “I do.” The Brats broke the fourth wall 😂

[@noemistephanie93]

LOL

[@lilkitty2396]

that was too perfect!!! my favorite part! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@strawbeare]

Dylan: “The girl’s dad doesn’t know how to operate a toaster.” Me: “Yet he knows how to build a whole house.”

[@manavighosh4344]

-_-

[@araaraurydice]

Well my uncle is the same way.

[@mr.oxigenwaster2047]

@@araaraurydice Why is your profile picture Loki?

[@araaraurydice]

@@mr.oxigenwaster2047 Why not?

[@mr.oxigenwaster2047]

@@araaraurydice ...I don't know...

[@kaleelaedwards8068]

Dylan: *Starts the video complaining* Me: This is gonna be amazing

[@maymimi3265]

So true

[@Sakurahex21]

True dude

[@cahdeahuh]

Lmfaoooo so true

[@FirstLast-po8oz]

People who think a child of divorce gets two of everything from each parent are the same people who think an only-child gets two kid's worth of toys and snacks.

[@Iamh0me]

Okay as a child of split parents, i do indeed get two of everything 😅

[@catastrophecrew8726]

and i know a little girl who is a lone child and has two playrooms both fully furnished with tvs in both rooms and even her bedroom, two dogs, eats almost every food w sprinkles and has more toys than me and both of my brothers ever combined!!!!!!

[@monsterhanna6691]

Maybe not every kid, but still. I'm not even close to living that life. 😂

[@amityislandchum]

I know a shitload of only children and children of divorce who do indeed get those things.

[@wubpuppies]

@@Iamh0mesame😂 I am most definitely sasha… 😅

[@meghanb4838]

the fact that the only time Dylan remotely smiled was the fact that the girl almost got crushed by the elephant.. lmao

[@paulinavictoriafloreschave1872]

and the "I won't be late for school because I really care about it"

[@MerBaby-xoxo]

"CRUSH HER TO DEATH! YES!" dude, I LOST it!!!! Oh my god. That was hilarious.

[@insertname193]

😂Same. The fact he didn't even hesitate made it so much funnier.

[@Rita-jp3sv]

the look of pure elation on his face was incredible 😂

[@EmmaLeslie31]

Dylan- WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FUZZY STUFF? Me-ITS THE 2000’S

[@astoldbynickgerr]

My exact response in my head!

[@aj_san3788]

literally what I was thinking

[@duhstyrxses646]

Janel Parrish’s acting only got better from here she’s extremely talented

[@hnichole]

I was today years old when I made the connection that Janel Parrish is Margot from To All the Boys lmfao. I only knew her from Pretty Little Liars, but your comment inspired me to go see what else she's been in and I realized that the 30-year-old they got to play Margot was Janel omg, she was by far one of the best parts of To All the Boys. 😭

[@jennyo7218]

"Where are the other girls?" *She killed the others, Dylan*

[@immortxelle]

She ordered 3 elephants

[@coqui9879]

“You don’t have a dad OR a bank account!” I’m sorry wHAT??

[@xLiLlyx98]

Yeah I would have yeeted her as a friend after that xDD

[@natssgallego]

i CRY everytime i hear it they made sasha COME for her existence

[@mitrazaker7483]

Favorite joke? How the blonde kept being replaced by the stunt double

[@maria.h5209]

"He's gonna be a DEAF DJ?? He doesn't know what he's playing.. he just knows how they ~vibrate~. He knows when there's base.... but there's more to being a DJ than- no there's not actually. He could.. conceivably do it." LMFAO BYE I EVAPORATED

[@lord.ketzzle621]

It's a terrible movie but 7yr old me is really offended right now😪

[@kerezymaii]

This^

[@ilovechocolate6522]

Same. This was my favorite movie as a kid

[@AnimalLover2400]

You dont have to act like it was bad just because this guy said it was. Its a happy go lucky feel good movie it aint meant to be deep

[@lyssab1632]

AnimalLover2400 it was bad lol it really didn’t make since unless your 7 lol

[@Kloves818]

@@AnimalLover2400 nahhh it was just bad LMAO

[@bearhugzfam649]

"Wut? He's gonna be a deaf DJ?" How many people have told him about Beethoven? xD

[@mujerjone]

I was no joke gonna say that! I wanted so see if anyone else knew this fact too.

[@jemimaenglund7528]

Beethoven became deaf later in life. By then he knew what every note sounded like and could compose from memory.

[@robynwilson9227]

Jemima Englund still counts. Deaf people can do most things we can. There’s ways around the hearing issue, like the headphones on the neck, even able-hearing DJs sometimes wear headphones around their necks, it allows them to focus on the beat as they try other things out. It ain’t out of the realm of possibility for a born-deaf person to learn to DJ. Or anything music related really. The human spirit is strong.

[@jemimaenglund7528]

@@robynwilson9227 Of course it's not out of the realm of possibility for them to be DJs. I didn't mean that deaf people can't compose music with my comment. Just that Beethoven wasn't born deaf and therefore had an advantage.

[@HandiDandiBrandi]

Maybe he can make music and get signed by Def Jam

[@maxwilson9212]

As someone with a Hispanic family, I can tell you that we 100% have bands in our kitchen

[@moopoint.blimey785]

I’m sorry but my family doesn’t. The closest to have live music in the kitchen in the morning is me singing either Michael Jackson or the Backstreet Boys at the top of my lungs😂😂😂

[@Yuukiosaki]

Mine is in the basement

[@christal5703]

right, until he brought it up i thought everyone had bands in their kitchens

[@ahashi1924]

Ours is at my Grandma's house. Mariachi Bands like to fill us with determination for the day while we eat our cereal.

[@aestheticbitch7908]

They were there for some deleted scene FUCK-

[@nancywisner6478]

"This woman is an addict!" Dylan accusing a character in a kids movie of being a crackhead is the best part of the video 😂

[@orielicious]

HIS REACTION WHEN IT SAID 2 years later 😂😂😂

[@shiannafoxx]

@Rachtop *Juniors but yeah

[@susiewolf4318]

I cracked hard 😂

[@habibaamr6968]

13:34 "She's probably the best actress out of them" that's why she is freakin MONA FROM PRETTY LITTLE LIARS 😍😍

[@karenafa]

I read moana and I got soooo confused hahaha

[@alissapopow8224]

Why the fuck is janel even in here?!? Like she is a great Actress. Wtf I am so confused

[@cecilepanelle1502]

Mona's like THE BEST character of the show and Janel was the best actress in it. WTF is she doing in this movie ??

[@alissapopow8224]

@@cecilepanelle1502 ikr it doesn't make any sense

[@alissapopow8224]

@Chaz Reynolds true but I was still kinda confused when I saw her. I guess you're right tho

[@Listingten]

Glad you acknowledged that Janel's the best actress of the four.

[@avacado1235]

She was amazing as Mona in pretty little liars

[@Gabrielle-wg4ik]

@@avacado1235 IKR!!!!! She was one of my favorite characters in that show.

[@alicurryy]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@liizzset]

Well duh. She went to bigger things too. Like Pretty Little Liars, Vampire Diaries and To The Boys I've Loved Before. And so many more roles.

[@propogandalf]

@@liizzset When was she in vampire diaries?

[@Alex-oq1ub]

The look on Dylan's face when not only does she throw her tray up in the air, but creates some weird ripple effect in which the OTHER girl throws her tray upwards and then rolls away in a trash can is my mood for 2019 so far.

[@daisy-qx9pu]

his reaction and disappointment made it incredibly hilarious

[@paulinavictoriafloreschave1872]

Well let me tell you about this little thing called 2020... that was a wild ride.

[@RandomNickname1234]

This comment aged beautifully poorly.

[@elisebardot1315]

the girl who played Jade is actually a good actress, she was Mona on Pretty Little Liars.

[@Sagacypher]

and the older sister from to all the boys ive loved before

[@dancerlegs09]

Dylan needs to watch Pretty Little Liars!!!

[@SecondFloor2311]

That's so true tho! It doesn't show too much in this movie unfortunately. And also… I WANTED HER TO SING MORE T_T she's such a great singer! But oh well, her role wouldn't allow it sadly...

[@cael_aj]

The girl who played Sasha is the main character in Dear White People. Also a good actress. This movie's just poorly written.

[@michellemarie1197]

And shes actually a good singer

[@KianJustSux]

Imagine going from A Star Is Born to Bratz in two weeks

[@shayleeholiday1408]

😂😂

[@lord.ketzzle621]

It's basically my grades on the first day of school vs my grades two weeks into the year 😂

[@mattnelson8407]

The Great ParQur 😂😂😂😂

[@Oneasianpersuasion]

Back in the day before Artie was in a wheelchair, he was auditioning for Meredith. They rejected him, he gets into an accident and then decide to join the glee club.

[@thesicaeffect5164]

the song is also a song by the boy band he was in!!!

[@Yesitsmedaphne]

This was the funniest of the series by far. Probably because this is definitely the worst movie you've reviewed. 😂

[@hunnyflash]

I was dying the whole time. Still trying to figure out why that girl was standing on the counter.

[@MichelleOfoegbu]

I agree!!!

[@mari5258]

Yesitsmedaphne this might seem random but do u like kpop I feel like I’ve seen around 😂

[@qasidajaym7676]

😂😂 I’m happy me and others recommended this. 😩😂 SO FREAKING HILARIOUS

[@noemistephanie93]

Lmao I never knew how bad this movie was till he pointed it out to me. Now I know better 😂😅

[@bridgetgustafson6145]

dylan: movie I will forgive your sins if she doesn’t throw her tray backwards the movie: I’m about to end this mans whole career

[@sadboistorm2588]

me knowing she was about to throw her tray: 👁👄👁

[@bestmyselfintheworld]

@@sadboistorm2588 and knowing this was about to turn into a cliche food fight scene

[@andreaprochowski4717]

I just realized that the Bratz movie is pretty much a discount Cheetah Girls

[@andreavelez4968]

@@malayshahuston3411 yaaaaassss

[@alexandrareid4100]

Especially since the Chloe actress looks like Sabrina Bryan and has a similar story line

[@mikayladanielle]

Alexandra Reid I didn't even notice that 😱😱 they're both white, blonde, and broke 😂😂😭

[@andreaprochowski4717]

@@mikayladanielle I should not have laughed at your comment as much as I did.

[@noemistephanie93]

@@mikayladanielle LMAO I never noticed that haha 😂 😂

[@daggahighyeena7630]

The soccer throw in flip in the beginning is a thing that some soccer players legitimately do. I played with a girl for a few years who would ONLY do her throw ins with a flip. It was nuts lol.

[@cassidyworthem5624]

“That ones the best actor” he says about Janel Parish who goes on to partly star in a seven season show, star in a spinoff series after that, And then be a part of a million other movies. Especially “to all the boys I’ve loved before” which he reacted to

[@jayceyallen7745]

Spinoff?

[@poppypearson9127]

@@jayceyallen7745 Pretty Lttle Liars: The Perfectionists

[@user-yr4ii8im3o]

Oh my gosh I wondered why the sister looked so familiar in to All the Boys I Loved Before!! It was JADE I’m so done lol 😂

[@Ilovemunchlax1]

malese jow has made a good career for herself too

[@Ziaberry]

"Don't say my name." "He hates me! "I do hate you."

[@Lina_0799]

my favourite part of the video: dylan forecasting what's gonna happen and then it actually does happen

[@AlienZizi]

followed by dyan visibly wilting

[@YourDadYoda]

Literally the whole video

[@jmacm2127]

In my opinion, this is one of your best commentaries of all time. I just rewatched it for the first time in forever, and it's comedy gold. Chef's kiss good sir

[@imogen_hale]

Can we talk about how the credits were written entirely in comic sans

[@thatpersoningenue6280]

Who’s gonna tell Dylan that Beethoven was deaf.

[@Phalinra]

Or tell him about Pete Tong, one of the greatest dj's.. Felt the bass through his feet :)

[@user-px9nt7vn4i]

He what now

[@spoopyblogs]

He had his hearing for the beginning of his career

[@GalaxyDragonG]

He went deaf after years of studying and playing music, he KNEW what sounds good and doesn't. He wasn't deaf from the start.

[@ashildrtheswift3028]

Except that Beethoven wasn't deaf at the beginning of his career. He already knew how music worked

[@nataliacordovalopez8836]

I love how high Dylan’s voice gets when he’s frustrated

[@viktoriahricisakova1014]

"I'm feeling a pain in the right side of my body. I might be having a heart attack.." Dylan, the heart is more on the left side.😂

[@KaranRajput-hj8rc]

Dylan:"I feel like a pain in the right side of my body. I might be having a heart attack" Me*losing brain cells*:But heart is on the left side

[@sarhahillsburg5142]

Meeeee Was hoping someone had commented on this

[@rosathais]

Meeee hahahahaha

[@nadiar.4638]

Not every persons heart is on the left. And the heart is actually more in the middle with a twist/lean to one side

[@marcelacav]

When you have a heart attack you feel the pain and the numbness in the left side

[@wafabhayani7815]

wow, so many scientists and heart surgeons in one thread....

[@wafabhayani7815]

*i won’t be late to school it’s because i really care about it*

[@Chihiro99685]

Wafa Bhayani i cried

[@alainam5540]

Dylan’s look of disappointment when the girl dropped her tray had me cackling

[@aminaali139]

Yasmin: Dylan are you kidding me? Dylan: Don’t say my name Yasmin: He probably hates me Dylan: I do hate you Me: Dying of laughter 😂😂😂

[@Lily-qs5uv]

What the fluff video were you watching

[@stevyers]

@@Lily-qs5uv 13:36 you're welcome

[@itsyazsi3]

😂

[@Sagacypher]

that was LITERALLY the best part im dying

[@oluwayemis]

This made me remember that Janel (the Asian bratz) was in this Pretty Little Liars and was Laura Jeans sister in to all the boys I’ve loved before. And Artie from glee was in a boy band 😂😂😂

[@MARYWTHER]

Janel is defo the best actress there. I mean, she even is the best actress on PLL

[@sierramurphey9423]

And Chelsea from that’s so Raven was head bobbing off beat

[@icantthinkofaname1062]

Yo I thought she looked familiar omg I love Mona

[@lesliefeelsagain6912]

Also the main mean girl was in Jonas LA

[@elleneva3898]

Yemi Abayomi Lara jean not laura jean your welcome:)

[@MeNooNie1806]

Fun fact: The girl who played Yasmin was actually 15 years old when this movie was released. The girl who played Cloe was 21 years old when this movie was released. The other two were 19 and 17.

[@soupbubbles3795]

Wait who’s who

[@MeNooNie1806]

I don’t know What to put here Jade was 19 and Sasha was 17

[@chrissie6712]

They had names!?

[@mindylee7259]

That’s a fact, but I’m not convinced of it’s fun-ness

[@carmenrogers8822]

meaning Yasmin was actually 14 when shooting

[@Lucy-fd1lt]

its the fact that the science anime guy is literally tom hanks' son for me

[@robynwilson9227]

26 mins of Dylan not appreciating the cringiness of mid-2000s teen girl trends and the quality of iconically terrible 2000s chick flicks.

[@missmangas7298]

Bridemaids and the Devil wears Prada are better chick flicks movies than this, literally! Even the Barbie movies are better, i'm not joking! I rather watch Barbie Swan Lake or Fairytopia than this garbge movie X)

[@allysilman1631]

@@missmangas7298 in fairness, devil wears prada and bridesmaids are aimed at a slightly older demographic. Bratz was aimed at pre-teens, so naturally it's going to be extra cringy

[@HahaBitch-fk3pi]

Legally Blonde *who?*

[@rosiegerry]

Is this Felix from Nowhere Boys in your Pic?

[@robynwilson9227]

Rosie yes, yes it is! ❤️

[@saneve31]

i am offended that u did not include the part where jade had a total outfit change.

[@saneve31]

@Rach ReadsFanfic BUT IT WAS AN ICONIC SCENE!

[@GodsFaveSim]

🎤express yourself girl let it all hang out, just do your thing ain’t nothin to worry about🎤.

[@abbywolffe4114]

Ngl I forgot her name was Jade I just call her Mona

[@shiannafoxx]

Where

[@alyssaamato9945]

What time?

[@darralean]

Nobody: Dylan: CrUsH HeR TO DeAtH

[@cadetspaceranger]

Your Mom Darlene call me kevin vibes

[@misscarnagex]

Lol the whole point of that “emotional scene” at the party - where Cherish says he’s a good dad, is to show that the dad actually only cares about Meredith, because he can’t even remember the younger daughter’s name. The entire time he’s stammering to remember it and keeps calling her nicknames when he can’t think of it.

[@namjoonsdragoneyes3727]

Wait you guys don’t randomly start jamming to la cucaracha just to remind everyone you’re Hispanic????

[@gavrochethenardier957]

lele is that you?

[@deplamarijke2555]

@@gavrochethenardier957 I’m LaTiNa Did I mEnTiOn ThAt I aM lAtInA

[@kishanalouisa]

ARMY

[@unknown_k55]

Everyday my parents wake me up, to mariachis, a taco and singing to me la cucaracha, waiting for me to pick up my maracas and my mariachi hat. (Por cierto, soy de Venezuela, así que es doblemente divertido, porque la gente que hizo esta película no sabe que existen otros países a parte de México xD no hate, tho, Mexico es genial y me encantaría visitarlo algún día. Pero juro que los estado unidenses solo ven "México" y "No-Mexico".)

[@jadawilliams6544]

Any Afro Latinas??????????

[@AM-gv9db]

"I won't be late to school, it's cuz i REALLY CARE ABOUT IT!"

[@RainyDay_5214]

“I will play by the rules won’t be a primadonna”

[@janee.]

Jessie Chia “I’m just a girl who likes to have a little fun”😂

[@janee.]

Xyla Featherson “it’s my life!!”

[@janee.]

that song goes CRAZY‼️😂

[@DuckyTheFly]

said noone ever

[@reginarodriguez1477]

I W O N ‘ T B E L A T E T O S C H O O L B E C A U S E I R E A L L Y C A R E A B O U T I T

[@maddieknudsen6736]

may we just appreciate that the 'nerd' that is Jade's love interest is Tom Hanks' son Chet Hanks...

[@TheMangomelon789]

"Where did they get this cast tho?" Apparently Pretty Little Liars, That's So Raven, Unfabulous, and the Jonas Brothers show. It's seriously trippy to see these people in a movie together.

[@candidesque6470]

There’s also Artie from Glee, Bowser from Teenage Bounty Hunters and Sam from Dear White People. There are honestly quite a lot of actors that didn’t disappear into the void after this movie but went on to do other things, and a few of them really successfully!

[@ЭтоещенеконецДжессика]

Aaand don't forget about Jon Voight

[@niamhhanna3937]

and one of the main girl's minions is from the vampire diaries

[@jaylenelizabeth9340]

@@niamhhanna3937 yep Quinn malese jow played anna in tvd.

[@Jadorelainie]

And Glee! Also Jon Voight tooo!

[@Sagacypher]

Yes....deaf people hear by feeling vibrations. That is how they listen. That's how blind people see as well. It's not a jarring concept. The line the boy made with "I can't hear but I heard you" was probably the best line in this dumb ass movie lol.

[@runthathoeover]

My dad is deaf so he reads lips to understand people

[@hannafriesen5113]

deaf people can still enjoy music from feeling the vibrations and even then, they still cant "listen" without their hearing....but the same does not go for voices because speech vibrations cannot emit the same as a loud speaker, unless maybe the deaf persons hands were on the others throat, they lip read and use sign language. most blind people are not fully "blind" so they can usually still see light and shadows but sound vibrations can only make them aware of the size of the space they're in but in no way can help them see whats in front of them, thats why they have guide dogs or walking sticks.

[@RahquelNadirah]

starting off with "deaf people hear" was only your first mistake, lol...i dont need to read the rest to know youre probly wrong

[@morley364]

I think the issue is that picking up on vibrations will not necessarily convey the idea of sequential, variable frequencies and tones and how well they go together (which is a big part of music).They can often pick up on pitch, but not precisely (as in, they might know it's high or low, but not pick up on the exact note within that range). So he would be able to feel the vibrations of the music, but he might not know if she's singing on key. So he shouldn't be so impressed and say she's good. Hopefully that helps!

[@yeontanseyebrows5588]

That's actually pretty badass

[@Tericlay]

11:32 Dylan loses the will to live 15:02 Dylan's opinion of the movie 18:38 Dylan spitting straight facts

[@kaifarooq6876]

"her dad doesn't know how to work a toaster? and he's wearing a piercing" That's how you know the movie isn't going to sit well with him

[@dudacmarchesi]

"did she od?" "shes high on crack" "its her dealer" LMAO

[@Xshinee]

after this movie he stopped taking recommendations💀

[@princessofhell4639]

No he never took them he didn't want them to flood the comment sections but sometimes he would make a dedicated place to give them (like a pinned comment) but ultimately stopped as people would still comment in the actual comment section and not reply

[@LouellaFields]

you know it's a bad movie because the opening credits are written in comic sans.

[@emilyder]

1ntoxic4ting and the deaf kid could somehow know what they was saying

[@Kikiricki11]

Chocolate Raisins a lot of deaf people can read lips though.

[@cassxx5446]

Chocolate Raisins yeah most deaf people can read lips really well so that part makes sense but the rest of the movie is shit so

[@kat-sf1uj]

"DAWG did you get her a kids size" I died lmao

[@Shiny.KiraKiru]

Are we just gonna ignore how Yasmin’s like 14 year old brother was trying to flirt with a 10 year old girl

[@lauracabezas_]

yo cherish, you left your shoes at ballet class 😏😏😏😏

[@nereal.9062]

Or how in 13:05 he's recording his sis with his finger in front of the camera xD

[@allison3663]

@@lauracabezas_ ICONIC FOR MY 11 Y/O ME

[@sindhuv7986]

Aren’t freshmen supposed to be 14 👁👄👁

[@janaekelis]

@@sindhuv7986 the brother is like 10. They have it mixed

[@raffy234]

I only saw the movie through this video and I gotta say I DID like the comeback of the deaf guy to the ignorant girl. Also, the way the deaf guys tries to work with music made me think of Beethoven.

[@royalkthv]

when he hoped she wouldn’t throw her tray upwards i was like “.... who’s gonna tell him” 💀

[@immortxelle]

That 3 out of the 4 thrown their trey upwards

[@MissShiniSato]

clem x samee

[@MissShiniSato]

clem x samee

[@celestialdiamond]

Dylan being annoyed for 26 minutes 😂

[@taylorcasey4414]

You know it's quality content when Dylan's voice gets high

[@harasnicole]

"Why can't none of these girls act?" It's funny because Logan Browning (who played Sasha) is in Dear White People and I think she's _definitely_ improved since this poor excuse of a movie.

[@tbshbeis736]

the girl with the blue streaks in her hair is the older sister in to all the boys i’ve loved before

[@svensklyricss]

Tristan Martin And Mona in pretty little liars☺️

[@TheSuperNats]

And Linda in the Flash? Maybe?

[@tbshbeis736]

TheSuperNats i don’t think so but they do look similar

[@majopereda658]

TheSuperNats nope, that’s Malese Jow. Two completely different people.

[@TheSuperNats]

Majo Pereda whoops my bad 🥴

[@taylormyers3982]

The joy on Dylan's face when he thought the elephant was gonna crush Chelsea Kane was honestly adorable

[@emanhassan6188]

why do I love watching dylan hate his life choices

[@2wingo]

It distracts you from how much you hate your own?

[@exoticbutters1987]

19:01 the amount of pure joy that was in dylan’s eyes when he thought she was gonna die…😭👀

[@curissadeal3041]

Artie from glee Chelsea from that’s so raven Riley from baby daddy Mona from pll Logan from hit the floor

[@christinaa8531]

don't forget stella from jonas brothers

[@curissadeal3041]

I forgot her character name on that show and she’s Riley on babydaddy

[@christinaa8531]

oh i didnt know babydaddy sorry@@curissadeal3041

[@CuddleBunny1901]

NLT

[@annelyam3530]

Did no one watch house of Anubis

[@sophiemcfarlane937]

Nobody: Absolutely No one: The soccer girl:

[@jadabug8313]

Sirin Balta I don’t get it

[@GalaxyDragonG]

@@jadabug8313 She doesn't speak.

[@brianaverly6391]

His jokes are hilarious and the fact that he can get every plot ever.

[@sunshineish8044]

Dylan: "Fuzzy boots, how old are you?" Me an 18 year old girl: *hides my rainbow fuzzy slippers and unicorn fuzzy pants* Aha... I know right? So immature

[@mickeyfrickinmouse5533]

Sunshine -ish **whispers** I’m wearing fluffy purple pajamas with a pink zebra on the front and I’m 17

[@CallistaYip]

Mickey Frickin mouse **whispers** I’m in my college dorm wearing my fuzzy powerpuff girl socks, writing in my fuzzy powerpuff girl notebook that I decorated myself

[@dianasergeevna9529]

*whispers* why you all whispering? I'm literally wearing rainbow shorts with fuzzy winx socks right now. Yes, i'm 18.

[@mossmortis]

@@dianasergeevna9529 **screams** Winx?? I thought no one liked that anymoooore.

[@kerollaynemoreira7536]

HE DIDNT HAVE TO COME FOR FUZZY THINGS LIKE THAT

[@pixleeya_2.0]

"I'm having a pain on the right side of my body.." Me: well, he won't say a heart attack cause it's on the left- "I might be having a heart attack."

[@vm2910]

A heart attack can actually start on the right side and mostly on the right arm.

[@natashau]

V M 😂 this is so much funnier now no joke 😂

[@remomotsuenyane1613]

THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY MOST FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD MOVIES, HOW AM I GONNA WATCH THIS😭

[@Jonbutter]

dylan: i swear if this movie does [cliche] bratz: [does cliche literally 2 seconds later] dylan: 😑

[@bethanyhills837]

He was not deaf in the cartoons i dont get it

[@polaroized]

no one: literally no one: Dylan: cRUsH HEr tO DeATH YESSsSs