First Time Watching *MY STRANGE ADDICTION*

[@Jkguy00]

Wow, just got a strange urge to mention Dylan's shirt. No clue why.

[@musaviki783]

I was so tempted to tease him about the shirt😩

[@eline_van_dijk]

I only remember him wearing that shirt at the start of this channel 😂

[@tudosiesara]

I have one like that in a lighter shade-

[@jleigh-yk2hn]

Lmaooo

[@Jkguy00]

@@tudosiesara it's actually cute though, idk why he doesn't like it

[@amyb0621]

“If you’ve ever been stabbed you’re a weirdo” Flynn RIder: 😢

[@imperviousdonut]

I think you meant Jesus

[@sophieeiguess210]

the more i hear him talk, the more i think he could easily take over Zachary Levi as the voice of Flynn if he ever needed to🥺 but disney - cast him as live action Flynn pls

[@lizzyrank5405]

So dylan is talking about himself😁

[@amyb0621]

@@lizzyrank5405 I-

[@mizixy9624]

“I want to be mean but don’t want the moral responsibility of feeling that guilt.” Is it just me or would that look great on a shirt or hoodie?

[@flawedsanity]

Oh I would definitely buy one

[@skylertapocik207]

I need that

[@Empathy808]

I’d buy that in a hoodie/shirt 100%

[@AdamIshak01]

If Dylan does merch, HE MUST DO THIS

[@Empathy808]

@@AdamIshak01 yeah..like I’m highkey upset I can’t go buy something with that quote on it :(((

[@Caziti]

Plot Twist: Julius is actually trying to remake UP but in real life.

[@disgruntled.pelican5324]

omfg he looks like carl too

[@bombasticsideeye123]

Oot but i rlly like ur pfp lol

[@TheJokesOnUs1]

this needs to be true

[@harasnicole]

"Don't talk about my shirt" But it brings out your biceps so well, Dylan. It's a good look on you.

[@TheJokesOnUs1]

i agree 100%, mans fine asf

[@elishanc]

I feel slight nostalgia cause of his shirt. Picture him in his old apartment. Ah, old times.

[@caroaalbers1525]

such a long time ago

[@emilygj6931]

With the iconic necklaces

[@tahminahabeeb175]

It reminds me of the love island fattie tessy time (Episode)

[@jayndavis3814]

facts, the love island game vibes are strong in this one

[@tahminahabeeb175]

@@jayndavis3814 yesss

[@madisonm1811]

You can tell how outraged Dylan is by how high-pitched his voice gets 😂

[@rayanna7188]

You're right 😂 he always sounds like he's disturbed & entertained

[@maxedits4919]

You could say it sounds like a balloon deflating

[@jackr1886]

As someone who has a really bad latex allergy, this man’s house seems like a torture house.

[@LadyDianeBTR41]

Imagine that the man be alñergic to latex. This would turn out as a forbidden love.

[@Zubstep1315]

Break out in hives just walking past his house on the sidewalk 💀

[@rein1608]

Not allergic or anything but just thinking about all those balloons popping is just....😬😖

[@hipton1989]

For a second I thought it said laxative

[@maxwellgrimsley]

SAME

[@jessicabattisti]

dylan: "how can you have a connection with a balloon?" dr. doofenshmirtz: .....

[@miiinsssss]

Ballooney?!

[@mustachiomarshmallow]

I was thinking the same thing lmaoo

[@TheJokesOnUs1]

that’s this guy’s origin

[@violetnorwen8491]

Lol! I love Phineas and Ferb ❤❤❤

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

Doofenshmirtz would NEVER do that to Balloony

[@amandad808]

Dylan: collects statues of murdered politicians Dylan: he collects balloons? That's weird. (Love ya Dylan )

[@hnichole]

I LOST it when Dylan whipped out the whiteboard, but like also, I needed the whiteboard to do that math as well. 😂

[@chrisj8244]

I needed a calculator

[@marlene2805]

he needed to write it down 3 times too 😂

[@Bathed1nBlue]

At the beginning they did say 50+ years

[@misery8264]

you can make it easier by substracting 8 from 60 and just adding 2

[@iminfinite6751]

I love how symmetrical everything is behind Dylan.

[@mariaviana8424]

Yes! And i think he will appreciate that people notice 😊

[@barrelqueen5675]

Im sorry. Not to be this person. But. *"everything is"

[@moruchokeu7942]

@@mariaviana8424 1

[@drishtijoshi9641]

My OCD is happy 😂

[@SS-vq9ou]

He is symmetrical too :)

[@helenabrandaofernandes4886]

late night dylan: where the nights are late and the lates are night

[@sim9028]

i need that as merch

[@helenabrandaofernandes4886]

@@sim9028 I'm making it a t-shirt

[@yrva1745]

Dylan better take notes for merch

[@gummidusa1076]

I’m so overtired that this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read. I’m actually crying laughing reading this omg

[@hnichole]

@@gummidusa1076 That's such a mood, lol.

[@ruthbekalu4789]

The amount of time Dylan spent trying to explain 62-8 on a whiteboard confirms that his college was indeed a scam😂

[@TheJokesOnUs1]

man idek the solution and i’ve been in AP math through middle and high school :| (it was called accelerated math in middle school tho)

[@talonfelisa]

Even as the Late Night Dylan budget grows, he's always holding something. Never forget your roots 🙏🏽

[@anne-9235]

"He has more than 50.000 balloons and cannot sleep without it" Theory: this guy is not addicted to balloons but the feeling of a Ball pit

[@killuasa8399]

no he wants to fly in his house he spent 54 years collecting balloons to tie them to his house and fly away

[@artsysabs]

@@killuasa8399 the future Mr Fredrickson

[@ladyunknown101]

im an adult and i seriously want a ball pit so bad...

[@twimmy1581]

@@ladyunknown101 do it, get a small kiddy pool and fill it. You don’t need a huge expensive set up. Do the things that make you happy. Life is too short and boring to spend your entire time wanting something simple or ‘childish’ and never getting it just because it’s different or weird. Do it. What could go wrong? Someone judges you for you kiddy pool ball pit? Who cares? It’s a ball pit. A future job gonna deny you for a ball pit? Probably not, if they did, that’s a weird job place. It doesn’t hurt to try and life is too short to just want and not try if you’re capable of getting it. You can get a good kiddy pool for 17$ and a you can get a set of 100 ball bit balls for 15$, I don’t know your personal financial situation, but for many people, this can be one of those nice purchases you make for yourself every once in awhile. Go for it bestie. I believe in you.

[@twimmy1581]

@@ladyunknown101 dude omg I’m so sorry for my whole speech I just went off on xD

[@frankiestein9557]

Me: how dylan looks good in that shirt Dylan: I hate this shirt, dont look at it me: *closes eyes*

[@dami5154]

me judging a guy who has a strong emotional attachtment to inanimate objects while cuddling my emotional support stuffed animal that I cant sleep without under my security blanket

[@junehoneycrisp]

...right?

[@pornesioparapino4357]

Nah that’s differently, you’re not sexually attracted to the stuffed animal (right….?)

[@pussydestroyer69285]

@@pornesioparapino4357 lmao. I mean….👀

[@dami5154]

@@pornesioparapino4357 idk.. my 14 yr old bunny is looking kinda😩😩

[@chetanyanamdeo4208]

Well, you haven't got thousands of them...

[@amethyst-rp]

Majority of the time it stems from a lack of love from parents/guardians. Children find comfort in their toys, and if the issue isn't addressed then, the obsession will grow and cause issues in adult life. It can still be treated as an adult, but it's harder to overcome, and not everyone wants to overcome it (especially due to fear of abandonment again)

[@TheJokesOnUs1]

yeah this is why children being in therapy needs to be normalized. parents are scared to put their children in therapy because they think it’s just to get them medicated, etc. (that was my moms excuse for all her children, and my friends parents, etc.) and some children, especially in this case, need therapeutic attention. but if his parents weren’t present then the only way he could get into therapy is as an adult and that’s where it gets confusing

[@seako8829]

"If you've ever been stabbed, you're a weirdo" ...so that's where my weirdness came from.

[@sarahc.839]

Honestly these are all kinda sad in a way. Their trauma turns into these addictions, and they won't let themselves heal because it would force them to address their issues and stop doing what "comforts" them. Also, Dylan, I actually like the shirt, it looks good with the nose ring!

[@SR-zp4je]

Exactly :(

[@professordekarios]

or not everyone can "heal" from trauma and psychologists actually recommend material coping mechanisms for different people!

[@GummyDinosaursify]

If these people are happy, why take away their happiness because they don't fit in with social norms. Just let them be happy!

[@qwinlyn]

@@GummyDinosaursify There's a difference between not fiting into social norms and eating gasoline, or cat litter, or glass, or rocks, or raw meat that's not properly handled (I think they eat road kill at somepoint, but that might be me mixing up episodes). For the ones like this guy that aren't putting so much money into it that their quality of life is suffering, sure, be that eccentric old person and live your best life, but others are just forms of self harm with a fancy new skin.

[@sarahc.839]

@@GummyDinosaursify @Qwinlyn has a major point-there's episodes of this show where people drink pine-sol, eat nail polish, eat her husbands ashes, addicted to being stung with bees, eat mattresses as well s the stuff they mentioned. Sometimes it's vitamin deficiency, sometimes its due to trauma or mental health issues. I know there was an episode I watched where the lady was destroying her relationship with her kids bc of her addiction too. Just sad. I guess seducing balloons won't kill you, but it can keep you from making connections with people, which can be super harmful. Loneliness is a huge issue in our society, and if you're ignoring the people in your life who love you to stroke a balloon (can't believe I wrote that sentence lol) it can hurt you for sure.

[@Alex-mu6sm]

dylan really picked the most normal, harmless episode of my strange addiction lmao what about the girl who eats rocks or the one that licks nail polish 😭😭

[@MelissaG84]

I'm stuck on the one with the woman who chews on used diapers.

[@monejordaan4486]

or the lady that is addicted to eating paint

[@kyladavis2124]

The weirdest one is the lady who ate her dead husbands ashes

[@suburbaneverest9838]

@@MelissaG84 eww wtfff bruj😐

[@suburbaneverest9838]

@@kyladavis2124 🙁🔫🗿 ⚰

[@shay5323]

Dylan's videos give us everything: balloon addiction, Romeo & Juliet references, and a math lesson 🤣🤣

[@Sate12]

And some History Julius really was stabbed

[@shay5323]

@@Sate12 what a weirdo 🤣🤣

[@Moonstruck07]

Your comment reminds me of Stephon by SNL!

[@marieandreewever9730]

Dylan saying “i hate this shirt! I don’t like it..” me drooling the whole video cause he looks so damn fine… 😂🔥

[@charliecheadle9154]

Real 😂

[@queeng508]

seeing dylan this shocked or at least really perplexed was so fun honestly,,,, more reactions to my strange addiction would be so great

[@juliana_224]

“don’t talk about my shirt” he says after talking exclusively about his shirt for half a minute lol

[@Polin-dx5ru]

“It’s not harming them or anyone else.” The lady who is addicted to drinking gasoline: 👁👄👁 thank you

[@salmasaavedra6415]

The lady who is addicted to eating her mattress 👁👄👁 thank you

[@wikizolek4970]

The lady who is addicted to eating soap: 👁️👄👁️ thank you

[@tati1999-t6j]

The guy who is addicted to eating glass : 👁️👄👁️ thank you

[@norae.4877]

The lady who is addicted to eating sand: 👁👄👁 Thank you

[@kurtfan1235]

The lady that's addicted to drinking urine: 👁👄👁thank you

[@BillyBinges]

That man said “I take a 12 inch and convert it to an 11 inch” we still talking balloons bro??? Well This going be an interesting video 😂😂

[@savannah4629]

😱😨 omg my two fav commentary KZbinrs interacting

[@aditijagtap6750]

Billy and Dylan?!

[@sibulelentsonkota7948]

Binger here💯😁

[@chaimalekkam4233]

He's definitely beyond talking about balloons 😂😂😂

[@lexibowe4320]

If you two collaborated, I’d pass out from laughter

[@josephinegeorge2645]

Dylan: "how do you connect to a balloon in any meaningful way" Dr. Doofenshmirtz: 👁 👁 💧 👄

[@katelyngause2007]

you are my comfort KZbinr, literally all I watch when I can't get out of bed

[@shay5323]

Dylan: "We have a budget to purchase friends." Julius: "Fuck you say to me?!" Im dying 🤣🤣

[@i_am_pickle8869]

If Julius purchased his friends perhaps they wouldn’t have stabbed him in the back

[@shay5323]

@@i_am_pickle8869 🤣🤣🤣

[@HeyItsNovalee]

It was actually quite nice to hear him acknowledge that a lot of these people have reasons for their addictions and honestly as long as you’re not hurting anyone it’s not that bad. We can’t understand what they’ve gone through or feel. Just that compassion and empathy isn’t something I see a lot in videos reacting to things like this so it’s nice :) Edit: “not hurting anyone” ALSO INCLUDES THEMSELVES AND THEIR OWN HEALTH

[@livywithane]

I agree to an extent. Even if it's not hurting/or supposed to be hurting anyone, it can still be huting u. Ppl have addictions/conditions/ phobias for a reason and need to let out emotional or physical stress. Whether good or bad stress, u still need some kind of help. I can relate- not to this but in general as do most.😔

[@HeyItsNovalee]

@@livywithane when I say not hurting anyone, yourself is also included in that “anyone.” An addiction becomes harmful when it’s negatively impacting your daily life to the extent that your quality of life is decreased or it’s actively stopping you from doing anything else. But people also need the desire to help themselves and if they don’t feel that their life is being interrupted by it they’re not likely to see anything that needs changing. So that’s why I say that if it’s really not hurting anyone, including yourself, like why would it really need changing? If you’re healthy, have a quality of life that satisfies you, and have all your needs met, then isn’t it fine? We might think they’re not fine, but again if they don’t want to help themselves there’s not much anyone else can do. So 🤷‍♀️ It’s just not our call to judge someone else’s quality of life

[@YedidahMVO]

I agree to an extent as well, but I was going to say that if something like this seems so rational in your brain, it might lead you to doing other, perhaps more dangerous, things...I don't know a lot about this tho, it's just something I thought about.

[@HeyItsNovalee]

@@YedidahMVO well sure they *might,* but it’s not even certain that they would. Of course if it spiralled into something that did then become unhealthy or harmful to someone or themselves, then of course they should get help for it. But it seems unnecessary to speculate whether they might spiral more just to justify saying that again, something that isn’t hurting anyone and brings someone joy, is unhealthy. Because like I said it’s not like it affects any of us anyway. I tend to think we’re too quick to cast judgement on people and ostracize or make fun of them just because they don’t conform to our standards of normalcy. And I’d really like it if people just stopped doing that and let people be who they wanna be you know? (Still keeping in mind that that’s only as long as it isn’t causing harm to anyone or yourself. If they spiral into something that does cause harm then obviously it’s not fine anymore)

[@iiamromika]

right, some addictions are weird though. but it’s whatever i guess

[@rubyk7075]

*from the ages of 8 to 62* Dylan: gets annoyed that they said 40 Also Dylan: takes away 8 from 62 and gets 65

[@DecemberDaydreams]

Math!

[@thefryingban981]

I might be wrong but I think that was the joke because right after that he says "No, I can't do this..." and changes it with the correct number lol

[@Phoenixonfire21]

@@thefryingban981 It is a joke

[@jamilahsaleh5626]

that part made me cry laughing

[@HeelBJC]

He literally explained ***thirty seconds before this*** that he does math wrong as a joke. Do you people not pay any attention whatsoever?

[@sarahmoellenberg]

I won't recommend something because respecting requests is important, but there's something about the idle threat of Dylan hunting people down that inspires the need to do so.

[@aanchalthakur3579]

Dyaln: It bothers me that he said 40 Also Dylan *pulls out whiteboard*: Ok so we need to subtract 62 and 8 so we get 65 Omg I lost it 💀

[@DeanLovesCas]

"I'm Mark, I'm twenty years old and I'm in a relationship with 15 inflatable animals. Dylan: "nO, yOu ArE nOt, tHoUgH

[@Dean_W1nchester.]

Can’t decide which hurts more, crushing over a fictional character or someone who very much exists but u could never be with 😭

[@Sarahonwheels]

Someone who very much exists but you could never have. Fictional characters are more of a comfort than anything.

[@dykevader01]

Crushing over a dead object that easily breaks

[@saiquatabassum6321]

Lol that's me @ the actor who played the character I liked very well and is just as charming irl (well, as far as interviews go). Am I crushing on the character or the actor?

[@Dean_W1nchester.]

@@saiquatabassum6321 it’s me with everyone in the marvel cinematic universe lol

[@orangegreen3769]

@@saiquatabassum6321 broo forreal though, honestly this topic of debate is pretty interesting. Bc I for one for example absolutely love and adore Jeff from community but like, do I love him as a character or do I love him because he's portrayed by actor Joel Mchale? Like, if he was played by a different actor, would I love the character the same you know??

[@abbathahoe]

“it’s not hurting anyone” the earth/environment: aM i A jOkE To yOU?

[@islandboy4445]

Your profile pic is perfect for this comment.

[@homeiswonderland]

I don't get the sexual side of things, but hearing about his hospital experience and need to rescue balloons I... kinda get it.

[@ilbwfy1550]

how

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

@@ilbwfy1550 it's kinda similar to how some people feel about old toys? Like they have a thing taken from them and now they go on to "rescue" those things, since they have attached some feelings to them. Most humans understand that a doll is inanimate, but when you play with it, you give it a personality, I think the guys does the same to balloons.

[@ilbwfy1550]

@@vaishnavisingh9244 but a balloon is different, toys look similar to a human body an obsession to toys etc more understandable. this is just weird

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

@@ilbwfy1550 yeah no I get it, but isn't it kinda smilar? Some people draw faces on balloons and talk to them, my 3 year old niece have taken a fasination with balloons and likes to play with them. Of course, she would outgrow it, as any healthy child generally does with toys, but for now she legitimately cries when my brother popped one.

[@W-I463]

@@ilbwfy1550 toys come in all shapes and sizes, i don't think them looking like human bodies is what makes kids grow attached.

[@jinglenuttsmaldonado6949]

God, I miss new content already. Just come back, so I don’t have to get tired of the old videos.. God bless You😄

[@natalialuengo9472]

"It doesn't hurt anyone" Me, allergic to latex watching that deadly amount of balloons 👁️👄👁️

[@getskrunked]

LITERALLY omg my grandma and I are allergic and I’m pretty sure we’d suffocate in there 😭 not to mention the amount of helium that guy has in his house

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

Julius: "I'm addicted to balloons." Then I'm gonna guess he either loves Pennywise or *is* Pennywise. 🎈😉

[@Hi...ItsLizzMitchell]

I mean, that would make sense though

[@beekidsart1176]

Pennywise kinnie🤩🤞 /j

[@lolasaj5052]

That was a terrible joke. 👏👏 I love it

[@liversin]

or both

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

@@lolasaj5052 Lol thank you. 😆

[@anjaleenas719]

The insatiable urge to mention Dylan's cute nose ring, and the fact that how cleverly he manages to disregard his fashion sense. And the Romeo and Juliet example, oh gosh this man has my heart♥

[@robbieh.1384]

I was beyond relieved when Dylan corrected his “65” joke and did the real math. I was dying for him to just do good math once lol 😂

[@em-ilyo2733]

idk why but this man is so wholesome for some reason. he “rescues” them. honestly just happy this man has something he enjoys sm:)

[@iSAFAEable]

i've clicked on this video quicker than dylan's college closed after he graduated

[@TheStepmonkey]

LOL

[@desssybee]

😂😂😂

[@valorne557]

dylan: you can't say loving a balloon is like loving a woman, they're not the same thing!!! also dylan: oooh so people that get aroused by popping a balloon are like people that get aroused by murdering other people, i see

[@TheJokesOnUs1]

he’s a strange, strange man

[@lintam9201]

Dylan: Don't talk about my shirt Also Dylan: **makes a rant addressing the shirt as a "protest"** Sir, so many questions 😂🤣

[@FaiaAisu]

Dylan I love the fact that the little glow around your picture is the same colours as the lighting in the background. I bet you thought no one would notice that detail, but alas, I have.

[@nevesmarianna]

“I dont wanna know. But I HAVE TO know” thats exactly what i felt throughout this entire video

[@taylorwalker7417]

No offense, but this dude is why I'm afraid to have children. They can go so weird so quick. One random occurrence and your son is boinking balloons🙄

[@abbyclapp9548]

At the beginning there I thought you were talking about Dylan lol

[@HouseMDaddict]

@@abbyclapp9548 omg I though they were too

[@AnxietyRat]

Yup. Same. Any trauma has the potential to turn into a fetish as a coping mechanism. But as long as you don't neglect your child physically or emotionally during traumatic events and actually HELP them through it.... The chance they develop a fetish is very very low. Still don't want kids, personally.

[@GummyDinosaursify]

@@AnxietyRat You realize everyone has some sort of Fetish, right? There's just some that are more socially acceptable. If the dude wants to bonk balloons, let him. It's safer than half the people who read Fifty Shades and now think they're experts at BDSM.

[@AnxietyRat]

@@GummyDinosaursify yes. I'm WELL aware. I am part of the BDSM community. Not ALL kinks are from trauma but some abso-fucking-lutly can be. Also 50 shades is indeed trash and potentially extremely dangerous. Glad we can agree on that.

[@allyssadanieli5951]

I don’t think Julius is weird for being stabbed I think he’s weird because all his friends hated him so much the all teamed up and decided to stab him

[@mischr13]

I mean, they were politicians. backstabbing is their forte

[@allyssadanieli5951]

@@mischr13 you’re right but they took backstabbing a little too literally back then😂😂

[@mischr13]

@@allyssadanieli5951 true lol

[@camihl3841]

"Julius, you're not weird for being stabbed. You were stabbed for being weird."

[@MBGrace1]

Dylan: That's like people who get aroused by like murdering other people. Luckily, it's a very small community of people, also they don't congregate because they'd get arrested! Me: *pauses the video* cause I can't stop laughing.

[@user-pf3vz3rd9h]

Hey Dylan, don't know if you'll see this but I wanted to tell you that I had a rough day and my closest friend was really insensitive and hurtful to me. I came home and played your videos and started feeling better. Your videos have become my source of comfort and relaxation and I just wanted to thank you for it. Stay awesome.

[@ariahym]

i think dylan got so traumatized that he didn't post in almost 2 weeks...

[@Cldi5025]

*"He rescues balloons he believes to be in danger”* Aight

[@yousseffarhat9947]

I don’t know if you’re a friends fan or if you will know this line, but for some reason that “Aight” reminded me of chandler when phoebe was in labor and he asked her doctor about fonzie 😅

[@madisonsapp2011]

Dylan: “are they in Kentucky?” Me who lives in Kentucky: it’s a good joke, a great joke even……

[@ankithab9095]

i dont get the joke could u explain lol

[@nishitaa.]

Nah, the joke was definitely odd.

[@savannahtapia841]

@@ankithab9095 lol he was just making a joke about the amount of brain cells shared by people from Kentucky. i think Madison got the majority of them tho, because 1) shes a troublemaker and 2) aware of the stereotypes of people where she lives

[@padmaiyer3197]

dylan "clearly we have a budget to purchase friends" julius "fuck you say to me??" DYINGG😭😭😭

[@tinniesealjiji]

lol he's like I'm not your friend

[@katie8881]

To be fair to this dude, if I have the choice, I'd rather live next to a dude with an excessive attachment to "soft and delicate" balloons than an excessive attachment to guns.

[@sophiaguzman4757]

Sometimes I forget how absolutely ripped Dylan is, like look at that arm vein

[@BehindTheEditor]

“I don’t wanna know but I have to know” - perfectly sums up life

[@imnotsure4864]

This is definitely childhood trauma or something. Its weird but then he seems so harmless, hes chillin and vibing with his balloons. Unlike rapists who prey on women and literally ruining her life. I hope this guy remains in his peace in his life.

[@beatrizcabral2694]

Dylan: you know the stereotypes about people from Kentucky me, an argentinean: *awkward laugh*

[@brittanyirvin5893]

Me from Kentucky: 😭😭😭

[@Moonstruck07]

@@brittanyirvin5893 Is it a real stereotype? Or Dylan made it up?

[@brittanyirvin5893]

@@Moonstruck07 well, I do suck at math lmao but not everyone does. My husband is excellent.

[@Moonstruck07]

@@brittanyirvin5893 Sorry I didn't phrase it well, I meant to ask is it something that people really say about Kentucky! Not that if it is actually true..

[@vervanta]

@@Moonstruck07 i’m from kentucky and ive never heard anyone say that

[@dwaekkisinsanity5233]

Dylan getting mad and correcting Julius with a wrong answer is amusing to watch

[@dreamerlu6898]

You are literally the male version of the character of OTH, Brooke Davis, you have the same sence of humor. The way you make me laugh it is insane, ily

[@madelinekouassi9884]

Brooke Haley and Nathan are my babies omg!!

[@madelinekouassi9884]

Explains while I like Dylan as much as I do

[@gaylepatrick2439]

It’s nice to see that Dylan is self aware of his math issues

[@witchdoctorbad6787]

Wow I can’t believe that this guy has been collecting balloons for 65 years, and he’s only 62 years old. That’s crazy!

[@supahsamurai1]

Narrator: "He's been collecting balloons for over 5 decades." Me: 💀 Julius & Nephew: "Started at the age of 8 and am 62 now, So....40 years?" Me: 💀💀 Dylan: "Now 62 - 8 = 65.....naw jk 54, oh shit...I'm not good at writing 4s...or 5s" Me:💀💀💀💀💀💥💥🔥🔥🔥

[@aynsleyyost5168]

You can tell how traumatized Dylan was because of how much he stutters in this 😂

[@Groggle7141]

Addictions are usually always bad. While they might not hurt others, they hurt the addict. Obsessing over something (and hoarding it in this case) is not good for your mental health, especially when they are being used to replace real human interaction. The internet and porn are good examples when taken too far. I hope the people on these get the help they need to lose these addictions.

[@mddskat]

I have had the WORST day at work and this is exactly what I needed to brighten my mood

[@normallyunknown5614]

Dylan: "It doesn't hurt them" Woman you drinks gasoline: ...

[@kimmyyuni2722]

Lol and the one who drinks bleach

[@AnxietyRat]

He means specifically the sexual ones that involve inanimate objects. Not people eating things they should not because it damages their insides. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ That IS a dangerous addiction. Actively.

[@Quiteinfamous]

The one who eats her dead husband’s ashes👀

[@bouvardia9166]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED IN THIS VERY MOMENT THANK YOU DYLAN YAAAAAAS

[@taylorbrennan8926]

This is the possible series I didn’t know I needed!! :)

[@dreamerlu6898]

I would love to see you more of this, because the commets that you make are not only hilarious but also you analized and made some very interesting points

[@Molly-re2sn]

I love the hipster style Dylan is always serving. The glasses, the rings, and the chain. I see you with the nose ring too 😏Haha, great video! Always brings joy to my week when I get notifications for your videos 😆

[@Unknownfarks]

Don't forget muscles 😗

[@carissa4081]

“If you’ve ever been stabbed you’re a weirdo”. “The Killer Whales are probably like ‘kill me’” I could quote so many things you say, so hilarious. And the overly complex maths explanation of how to work out how long the guy has had boners for balloons for, was very funny. Also, I always like your editing where you cut to the next bit of video and the audio from the previous part continues and the opposite. I’m sure there’s a technical term for that, but I don’t know film terms. Thanks for the video, Dylan. 💚

[@-a7181]

Dylan needs to read this

[@real_slim_jadey]

It’s called a J-cut or an L-cut. An L-cut uses the audio from a previous scene to play over footage of a new scene, and a J-cut is just the opposite

[@carissa4081]

@@real_slim_jadey Thanks for letting me know :)

[@fikirahunim7526]

Dylan’s strange addition is watching things until he hates himself

[@floppsymoppsy5969]

" ....I want to be mean but I don't want the moral responsibility of feeling that guilt." I love the honesty of that statement.

[@corinnewelter1144]

Absolutely loved the roller coaster of emotions you went on in this video haha

[@lilbeebado]

tbh dylan.. you’re the kind of youtuber i’d be kinda embarrassed to recommend to others but i just can’t help but be overwhelmingly satisfied by your presence

[@melaniejohnson.4810]

My bf calls Dylan the super white teeth guy. He thinks he’s funny too.

[@TheJokesOnUs1]

bro i recommended him to my ex best friend and our friendship literally ended over it. no regrets i will continue to recommend him

[@alyssac.3681]

@@TheJokesOnUs1 how did this channel ruin ur friendship???

[@projectjupiter5523]

​@@TheJokesOnUs1omg what happened 💀 (no need to answer if you'd rather not, hope you're alright?)

[@SplitMaw]

"Oh, that psychologist fucked you up, huh?" I don't know why, but that was the bit in the video that broke me. I had to stop the video I was laughing so hard-

[@snipermonke4life26]

Dylan: prepare for trouble Julius: and make it double

[@shazam2044]

Which Julius?

[@shazam2044]

Statue Julius or Looner Julius

[@snipermonke4life26]

rock hard julius😏

[@shazam2044]

@@snipermonke4life26 Ah yes, my favourite.

[@Anastasiyax]

To protect this world from devastation

[@nonfields8323]

" how we find it is 62 minus the 8 years he wasn't doing it, and then you get.. 65, so he's be doing this for 65 years, not 40!" dylan said confidently great job.

[@faye7441]

10:37 i like how i genuinely thought that the answer was 56 and i was like "wait dylans actually bad at math he cant even do simple subtraction" before i realized i was just dumb as hell

[@Championgirl246]

If Dylan had left the math joke at 65 I would have slapped him with the balloon.

[@hopesl5629]

The world is getting scarier and scarier every day.

[@ariawhyte9205]

Not really. The world has always been scary just undocumented

[@shay5323]

Dylan: "Its like adult films for balloon lovers..." Also Dylan: "Is it like the Montagues and the Capulets?" What is this channel coming to? 🤣

[@sifft177]

i hope you do more of these!!! some of the ones you read the title of are SO funny

[@noelkapp8731]

I love this so much 😂 (also nice how respectful he was)

[@user-li3yn6ef3z]

Late night dylan has the budget for a wardrobe protest now? Diva dylan come thru 💅🏼💅🏼

[@Nari_The_Real_Deal]

Dylan , idk if you will read this , but i just wanted to say that every single video you make brings so much joy to my days !! You are so genuine and effortlessly funny !! I love you dylan thank you for being the best ...

[@lonashanaz7301]

Am I the only one that got excited he did a Julius voiceover, Ik it’s so small and stupid but he hasn’t done it in a long time and it just made me really happy.

[@fayeezazareenrenee9215]

Oh my goodness I couldn’t stop laughing, sometimes I just really need Dylan video laugh session

[@MeadowSongs]

Just discovered I apparently have epilepsy and this chaos is the only media keeping me sane

[@BeeboLeo]

when I heard the narrator say, "50,000 balloons" I'm like, okay, that's a lot of plastic. His house probably smells like toxic fumes and rubber.

[@GODSLITTLEMEOWMEOW]

In my opinion it's way better than children or animal

[@BeeboLeo]

@@GODSLITTLEMEOWMEOW well I cannot disagree with that one

[@delanismith641]

My mom came in at 8:14 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️. Thanks Dylan 👍🏾

[@dollfacestudios1424]

I was going to make a comment about how late night Dylan seems to have a budget now but it looks like he’s already one step ahead of me

[@akarimingliminjee]

Thanks for making my day, Dylan!!! Thanks for having my humour

[@sashagonzales1240]

*Dylan shaming that boy for pointing things out to his inflatables* *Dylan pointing things out to Julius*