Most Memorable Voting Confessionals (Seasons 17-36)

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[@bigmoneycape]

"The fact that you're a nuclear engineer is genuinely....genuinely scary" I die for this one xD.

[@Delective]

Well, hopefully J'Tia doesn't drop a nuke on that tribe

[@user-nc1kr5di5i]

​@@Delectivenope

[@austinluszcz1426]

“not strategic, strictly personal” is by far the best

[@kendricklamar9457]

Austin Luszcz “bitch” is my favorite

[@KavinSathiyan]

All three of you kiss my...

[@Delective]

You have made my life hell from day 1, forget you, go home, goodbye!

[@derelict06]

“I have no idea what is going on”

[@JackWebMusic]

Gabon is just iconic

[@GamingFanactic911]

Crystal's vote towards Randy is always going to be one of the greatest confessionals ever; funny every time. XD

[@courtneypearce7840]

GamingFanactic911 “YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY 1! FORGET YOU, GO HOME! GOODBYE!” Still iconic 😂

[@russelln9418]

Literally just watched this video hoping they would play that one!

[@danielisntreal6190]

Everybody was whispering but she gave no fucks about who heard.

[@rogerr3576]

@@danielisntreal6190 literally 😂😂

[@highheartwellness]

Laugh every time!

[@RandomizationE]

Laura M: There's only room for one Laura Laura B: There's only room for one Laura *_G E N I U S_*

[@babis6919]

I FUCKING DIED

[@feeney2216]

survivor asmr

[@eagerturtle4791]

George Jackson Except for Crystal, Jonathan, and Domenick 😅😅😅

[@CloudInvasion]

And Gervase.

[@wolfe9306]

my god yes

[@bradleyamesse9192]

Factssss omg😂😂😂😂😂

[@Liam-gu8gs]

3:55 tho

[@MP-rc4lc]

GABON WAS HILARIOUS OMG

[@jessec4016]

survivor gabon was literally insane - crystal gave NO fucks

[@bc5163]

"GO HOME" 😂

[@rogerr3576]

@@jessec4016 PERIOD.

[@m.k4447]

They all seemed to genuinely hate each other. Just look at the progression even in that short section: it looks like further exposure to each other is driving them insane lmao

[@liability59]

“YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY ONE. FORGET YOU GO HOME GOODBYE!” -Crystal Cox Survivor Gabon

[@tracygrant7931]

Lmao with everybody whispering then all of a sudden Crystal's rant. Iconic

[@CloudInvasion]

"DENISE"

[@juliejustdance]

CloudInvasion ICONIC

[@Darkalanche]

9:13

[@Ktig88]

Gotta love Penner

[@alexandrsidelka]

Gabon has one of the best voting confessionals ever

[@TheAmirHazwan]

LOL @ Sandra being right about Rupert giving her that 1 million vote again.

[@blam9360]

I don't remember why they were against each other.

[@jamesdavis3340]

@@blam9360 she tried to work with him but he kept going to Russell to tell him everything she told Rupert

[@blam9360]

@@jamesdavis3340 that sucks. I wonder why he did that??

[@3amDayDreamer]

@@jamesdavis3340 Sandra: Rupert, loose lips sink ships Rupert: Yes, they do Sandra: Oh yes, they did

[@3amDayDreamer]

@@blam9360 All the heroes were stupid af. Everytime Sandra tried to work with them, they ran back to Russell. JT was the dumbest of them all

[@rowan4573]

"I guess this is still the game plan? idk" Fabio's entire game in a nutshell

[@Falkon952]

"Dragon Slayed" and the look from Erinn is so iconic.

[@ElectrikkPaperClipxx]

KingChute queen Erinn needs a confessionals compilation!

[@eagerturtle4791]

ElectrikkPaperClipxx Will do that soon!! :)

[@revinevan87]

doesn't make any sense since Coach isn't the dragon.

[@Minecraftlover73]

revinevan87 shes mocking him anyways so that point is kinda moot.

[@Scottwilkie18]

And a bitch

[@roycoalbico]

Gabon has the best voting confessional and has the most entertaining cast!!! I love this season

[@zeppo2240]

17:14 If Childish Gambino says you can't rap, you can't...

[@kaninesenses]

lmao, Donald Glover head ass

[@naruhinatvplus]

11:28 -Bro, this vote is a real bummer duuude......MAN! Spencer, Survivor Cagayan

[@Timothy-sy1fw]

NaruHina TV+ That one sucked. Spencer was trying too hard to be memorable

[@rob91ification]

@@Timothy-sy1fw TEA

[@robbstark5787]

@@Timothy-sy1fw that’s basically the way Woo talks. Spencer is spot on.

[@derekbroekhoven5498]

"And by the way, my child's not a brat" oh yeah we were wrong, you both are. Reed was the absolute HERO of that storyline

[@K05Official]

Spencer’s confessionals are so funny like the first time he voted Woo!!

[@a.jdeets5527]

KingKaiO5 He’s such a dick, what did Woo ever do to him?

[@b.k.9797]

A.J Deets Stole his idol clue.

[@khensiapco3336]

Love or hate spencer, we can agree his voting confessionals are gold

[@Immallama22]

@@a.jdeets5527 The cast of Cagayan didn't trust him nearly as much as the edit let on. There was some sort of incident that caused them to start calling him Weasel Woo

[@peterbiro2169]

@@Immallama22 After season 40 Tony confirmed what many suspected- that Woo found a camp of the producers and took some food and water, but someone caught him. The edit didn't show it tho, because no one saw him steal the stuff, just eat it later.

[@idioticreborn]

1:11 that cut off to Jeff’s face was so good

[@christino3852]

3:10 Can we just take a second to appreciate how Russell spelled “Danielle”

[@user-qf4ny9yx7r]

dan ellie

[@manuelcorrea2365]

Same as he did with "Luara" in Samoa.

[@maxxh5331]

11:05 I'm laughing at the fact that he spelled Hayden "Hay done" and his confessional.

[@KondorXT]

If only this included season 37 cuz it should've had Nick's vote for Natalie saying "You could make a preacher cuss"

[@username.subject.to.change]

itshyoboikondor and Mike “Alison, in real life, you might get straight A’s, but in Survivor you get a B+”

[@synyster5469]

itshyoboikondor or Natalie’s “oh btw, your skin is gorgeous darling.”

[@marieyensan873]

“ALL 3 OF YOU.. KISS MY.. *jeffs face*”

[@polarbear6945]

0:21 Simple but great.

[@Scoutilodo]

Sugar and Crystal’s votes against Randy are THE BEST LMAO

[@supertan2227]

Troy: "Kim you're a good player and the best girl here" Kim: *votes Troy "Please go home"

[@ponderosa9116]

Dead at the eagle squawk 4:04

[@Jayekirb25]

honestly

[@HendogYT]

It’s the editor’s way of dissing Coach’s funny moments XD

[@juliejustdance]

I love when Hannah’s voting and you can just see Jeff’s head popping in.

[@maxxh5331]

One thing I loved during Crystal's confessional is the brief shots of Sugar and Charlie laughing.

[@wellingtoncamelo5147]

Denise received like 100 votes and never got voted out AND WON. LIKE WHAT THE HELL

[@bbw1979]

She went to every tribal and was only immune once. She also only received more than one vote at a tribal once in all those tribals.

[@siwap3809]

that means that she survived every single tribal council. including the final tribal council!

[@henryault458]

Looks like Hannah wins the prize for Longest voting confessional. With a time of 46 seconds.

[@alexandraray3023]

Henry Ault Wendell from Ghost Island had 33 secs.

[@RandomizationE]

Alexandra Ray 46>33

[@alexandraray3023]

Randomization Entertainment Just spreading the fact.

[@truthtalker4038]

These are edited at production.. you really don't know how long they were back there in reality...

[@poison6084]

Gabon to Nicuragua was the peak era for voting confessionals

[@pogodziej]

Gabon was such a happy, campy season. They really loved each other, didn't they. =)

[@pablocamille]

Randy just saying "Bitch" made me die of laughter

[@the.virgo.bookshelf6515]

4:04 had me dying, gotta love the guy who does the editing. Anyone else feel high when coach is on the screen

[@KeitaroHirochi]

5:36 Rob lays one of the biggest wham-lines an opening episode has ever seen. It's at this moment that you know he's already won the season.

[@devanbeaty3373]

0:10 the way Crystal stares at the camera and in that voice literally makes me laugh so hard.

[@devanbeaty3373]

1:12 Lmao

[@devanbeaty3373]

3:10 "Danellie"

[@leafyisheresecondchannel9971]

Ikr

[@charleshaslam5531]

The rage from all the steroids probably didn't help.

[@brycemcneil4404]

16:57 I'm glad we've got a new/ultra-recent compilation video up to honor this.

[@meteorrejector]

im dying omg i’ve never seen that season and this killed me

[@alexstrigle5599]

13:13 this is underrated as hell 😂

[@sonoftnt6598]

“The fact that your a nuclear engineer is genuinely, genuinely scary” this is one of the best XD

[@Ryan-mn2os]

14:07 can we appreciate how Scott wrote down Alee Sea yah in stead of the correct way being Alee see yah

[@llamaarmyaldc9436]

Gabon had zero chill 😂

[@codylasater4512]

5:09 grade A dirt squirrel 🤣🤣I’m dead

[@bravoprojectrunwayfans]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Delective]

Fucking savage

[@josephyensan5257]

"Chris Noble, it has been a pleasure serving coffee you for 22 days"

[@alexandraray3023]

See you on the other side, brother.

[@jacksaweski2374]

ICONIC

[@jackobrien7754]

“ALL 3 OF YOU KISS MY ASS” funniest one ever. randy is hilarious 😂

[@donnieaveryfan17]

Gabon had some great confessionals. Especially from Crystal and Randy.

[@ITDBruins]

ngl the simple "you're a jerk" one is so memorable to me. it's short, sweet, and to the point

[@allycat0136]

“I can honestly say that I’m proud of how I played the game. Can you?” *OOF*

[@alexandraray3023]

AllyCat 013 Coming from COLBY.

[@buggyking2523]

“This is my wizard lightning, shooting you back home. KAPOW!” Is so underrated lmao

[@silecitizen6487]

Can we talk about the fact that Gabon has the best voting confessionals in survivor history

[@loynco9299]

Makes sense for the best season

[@entertainer_ev2747]

7:42 I could literally say the same thing word for word to you, Colton.

[@eagerturtle4791]

EveryVillainAteNoodles (E.V.A.N) I hate him, but I don't think he's poor. It seems like he has rich parents and comes from a wealthy background, and he has somehow convinced himself that it was his own doing and he is better than people who aren't as privileged as him. I only included this confessional because it makes me laugh how ridiculous Colton is and how out of touch he is with the rest of the world.

[@user-mv5tm8eu5z]

rich in assets, poor at heart

[@quinna5537]

He's a country club kid who grew up spoiled rotten.

[@kylepleban6956]

“I don’t even know how you got this far” with the facial expression is such a suttle dagger 😂😭

[@CarlosVardi]

"Abi, if this plan doesn't go as planned, there's something seriously wrong in the universe" is my fave

[@smitty5967]

Every time I see Marty I wonder why we didn’t have him in Caramoan instead of Brandon. Marty the “Grand Master” vs Phillip the “Special Agent would’ve been amazing

[@nanossquad1706]

Yeah would of prefer Marty instead of Phillip

[@sonoftnt6598]

“I hope you love redemption island as much as I love writing your name down.” 😂

[@phobiccobra991]

Any season that’s bad, has good voting confessionals

[@loganbrown6987]

Cagayan: Am I a joke to you

[@colemanshofner3514]

@@loganbrown6987 They didn’t say good seasons have bad voting confessionals.

[@shanecorcoran2542]

Cook Islands is shit in both areas

[@Lori-xt2lf]

The Eagle scratches on Coach’s votes are the funniest thing ever.

[@snobey]

Editor who put the eagle scream at Coach voting for Parvati is a genius

[@Srcruser]

We don’t get these banger confessionals anymore

[@frostichops3411]

Wendell is a savage at the end lmao

[@a.jdeets5527]

Sgt_Squirrely Extra

[@a.jdeets5527]

Sgt_Squirrely Try hard

[@liamcarmody4217]

and then when he arrived to Ponderosa during Winners At War, he does Chris’ rap

[@Immallama22]

"Thanks for the memories" I love cocky Rob

[@maddy5930]

Gervase's loud confession to haydon is so funny

[@kriz98]

14:57 LMAO the way Jeff subtly looks over his shoulder to see if she's okay

[@virgiliosaavedra87]

Sugar read Randy to FILTH! Lmaoooo

[@suesylvester6456]

9:13 he even looked back pft hahah

[@EJSmiddie]

The Cagayan and Gabon Voting confessionals are the best

[@TheLaysie]

16:50 it seems like they all have to of heard him speaking loudly, look at kellyns face. Chris still didnt play the idols.

[@FOX210CLIPS]

3:17 shit had me cracking up! The QUEEN STAYS QUEEN!

[@miissraiinbow]

Spencer has the best voting confessionals. 👌🏻

[@jessicastark4741]

Crystals vote against randy is hilarious everyone can hear her screaming at the camera😂

[@BroncoKnight34]

“You need to get in the ocean and wash your ass.” 🤣

[@naruhinatvplus]

I can't stand you, and i can't wait you to go home....ADIOS

[@mickykenn9009]

5:50 you just played with him again in Fans vs. Favorites 2 😂

[@reidkyrzyk9000]

“Corrine, you are one of the most selfish people I have met in my life.” I’m just dying

[@jacksonia7724]

I don’t know why that is so funny

[@perfsvn]

7:20 Rick's confessionals are hilarious, but also tell how cut-throat and merciless Survivor is.

[@jaisonvision]

the bird sound at the end of coach's parvati vote im screaming

[@sethgladstone3581]

Some of the votes from Gabon, Spencer's votes in Cagayan, Cochran's vote for Malcolm, and Ben's vote for Betsy are some of my favorite ones from this video.

[@itzwakk335]

benry's confessional during the tyrone boot sums up nicaragua as a whole

[@ryanpacatte6054]

THANK YOU! I love these, I will watch the video many times!!!

[@wills3210]

1:24 “this is my wizard lightning shooting you back home. KAPOW!!”

[@jessec4016]

11:21 LMFAO

[@sanjumitra1]

"For the record you dont think for me you dont speak for me I ain't your little friend Bye felisha"

[@IIxXEXCELSIORXxII]

“This is my game sucka” would’ve been the best of all time if Russell survived that night

[@jacobsoto8055]

“You voted for me last time nothing like returning the favor” best confessional ever

[@ramonmaldonado3713]

"You need to get on the ocean and wash your ass" 😭😭😭

[@joeyralston3773]

There’s all these angry salty people in Gabon and then there’s 0:24 trying to look angry lmao.

[@obsidianblock3326]

He was actually genuinely mad

[@wellingtoncamelo5147]

3:17 OMG I love Sandra

[@HD-er2cq]

Did Sandra say Russell needs to get in the ocean and wash his ass? LMAO

[@miss.vickies]

this is why I love Sandra 😭😂

[@mrmetsman7693]

James... all mass no class

[@entertainer_ev2747]

lol this entire time I thought it was "home mess no class"

[@siwap3809]

wrong tho. James is King

[@iamkonner4813]

Everyone say it with me Fran-Sesca

[@christino3852]

Franshweska

[@Delective]

Franzsewa

[@caitlyntownsend3839]

Franquessa

[@bobjoe109]

Francessqua

[@bhargavshah4135]

Franquesqua

[@smiththemyth210]

"Put the mic down bro... put the pen down bro... use an eraser"

[@Gamefileplays]

9:13 i wonder who he voted for?

[@calebos268]

I think he might've done Denise, but I'm not sure...

[@drakelindsay8214]

Calebos no he voted Lisa

[@calebos268]

@@drakelindsay8214 True. I wonder why I thought that he voted for Denise? I think I'm just dumb.

[@vynal6859]

Probably probst

[@jacksonia7724]

Probably cletus

[@JuliaHurley11]

Gabon is an underrated season

[@kagomefan101]

16:57. King Wendell! 😍

[@laurenniedzialek3636]

16:50 this is why loud people are the funniest, I made the same face Wendell did when Dom did that

[@iLLBiLLsRoastBeats]

Boston Rob: “man it feels so good to play with you amateurs” funny from a guy that needed 4 tries and a tribe full of complete lemmings to pull off a victory

[@thebedwarssweat2484]

He was robbed once he should have been a two time winner in season 8 and his alliance was stupid and left him in the dust

[@iLLBiLLsRoastBeats]

@@thebedwarssweat2484 I’m not sure you understand the game. he treated his alliance, other than amber, like complete shit. Why would they vote for him to win $1 million?

[@AsraliaX2]

@@iLLBiLLsRoastBeats It came down to 1 vote. It was probably exaggerated for the show

[@chronoleviathan]

The fact that there are THREE Sarita confessionals in this compilation is mind blowing. She’s one of my favorite picks for least remembered Survivor ever. Thanks for putting these together.

[@lillya7596]

Vytas bringing up “ambiance” when voting for Kat is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@StudioMod]

9:13 is the best. Dude just yells out who he's voting for and it's hilarious

[@petershieldsofficial]

"Denise!" Lmao I'm sorry best ever

[@diyamihere3592]

12:34 I think it’s partly because I’ve been given zero content, but this is really funny to me Maybe cuz it’s so relatable

[@deansnow5683]

Micheala's voting confessional for J.T. may be the best, so underrated.