East/West Bowl- Complete, Names only

[@AtagoSKK]

Japanese game-makers: "Write that down, write that down!"

[@staomruel]

Underrated comment☝️

[@yuhin4694]

Yeah, these names gonna come in handy whenever Japanese game developers wanna add clowns in their games

[@JimTheFly]

Specifically, Hideo Kojima..... ... Oh god. He's working with Jordan Peele. SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE A NAME LIKE THESE IN O.D.

[@hankbarcelona7314]

Glenallen Mixon

[@calamaribowl8683]

Bob Dugnutt

[@collinsnider4179]

The fact that this is only two guys makes this even more impressive

[@sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683]

And Dan Smith

[@itscuzimblack6672]

An the other 9

[@Larry_Hegs]

They have writers dude. Lol

[@Jay-ju6yd]

​@@Larry_Hegstalking about the variety in characters displayed by only 2 people doing the acts

[@Larry_Hegs]

@ that’s even dumber! 😂 it’s the same character repeated by 2 people.

[@BaronP91]

I still say Huka'lakanaka Hakanakaheekalucka'hukahakafaka was on track to be a Hall of Famer until he got RSI from writing his name over and over again.

[@danielmallory4687]

Odd that ladadadadaladadadada Dala-Dadladladladladlada suffered the same fate

[@MrCaptainStuff]

I still can’t believe what what happened to Uagonius Thicket-Suede…such tragedy.

[@Geno2733]

The Hawaiian player names are getting longer every season

[@JimTheFly]

He only got 250 on his SATs just because he couldn't even finish filling in all the circles for his name before the test was over.

[@Tcrror]

​@@Geno2733Names are getting more and more ridiculous each year, in general. It's not a bad thing just to name your kid something normal like Damian or Anthony or Chris or something like that.

[@dixonmixin10]

Hingle McCringleberry is the greatest name in the history of anything.

[@DizzyedUpGirl]

There's a guy on a certain watchlist named Dickey Derryberry.

[@dixonmixin10]

@@DizzyedUpGirl lmao

[@brndnwilks]

The first name I think of when I remember this skit.

[@kashakairwin6691]

@@DizzyedUpGirl Hmmm.. On another note, you a Goo Goo Dolls fan?!?

[@aybanpali]

Nah man Beezer Twelve Washingbeard takes the cake

[@sissorman6818]

Fudge has no university, he just sort of wandered onto the pitch and everyone is too terrified to get in his way

[@mrwyatt6006]

I mean he is a 350 pound RB

[@crucible1084]

everyone loves fudge

[@PeculiarInterests]

I could talk about Fudge all day

[@geisaune793]

he just sort of wandered onto the field* The pitch is for soccer

[@sticklyboi]

dont go near that guy he'll touch you

[@KhaosN7]

"Dan Smith, B.Y.U." Takes me out every time.

[@mp4455]

Me toooooooo lololol

[@MechAdv]

Then he comes in spitting bars like Eminem in the rap battle lol

[@notoriousrjg9257]

Torque [construction noise] Lewith, the Nevada State Penitentiary legend, is a first round pick for sure

[@donpietruk1517]

I saw them play. That defense was almost criminal.

[@supershinigami1]

I love his name.

[@Tarquin21723]

He had a great Combine, but his off the Field issues are giving Teams pause. He might fall to the 2nd round and be a steal for a Team willing to take a chance on him.

[@FourthDerivative]

Fudge has no college. Fudge has no allegiance. Fudge is just Fudge.

[@matrixphijr]

I laugh my ass off throughout this every time until I see A.A. Ron Rodgers, then I feel old 😭

[@gilessaint-loup2426]

So I wasn't crazy thinking I saw Aaron Rodgers.

[@P.Whitestrake]

Took me by surprise fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jordancobb7553]

It's not about to get any better

[@bababillenial7861]

A A Ron Balakay

[@falaffle]

A A Ron Judge

[@ryanspengler4877]

As a Dan Smith, who played with a D'Jasper and L'Carpetron or three, this is spot on.

[@manical90]

ok ryan spengler

[@theevilascotcompany9255]

Lol, Dan Smith, what a fake-sounding name.

[@CharizardMaster69]

@@manical90probably talking about having a normalish name

[@thatoneguychad420]

Who's naming their kid D'Jasper or L'Carpetron? Lmao low iq individuals I'm sure.

[@nathanzavala2861]

Dan Smith from Killer7

[@bearVshark100]

This is one of their simplest bits but it probably took about as long to put together as their most complicated bits.

[@danielvelkov116]

A.A. Ron Balakay appearing is the biggest crossover in the history of cinema

[@varedna]

Mr. Garvey must be so proud of him making it into Morehouse. That teacher really reached them kids.

[@GhostHostMemories]

​@varedna for real.

[@williamarnold9821]

​@@varednaConsidering half of the players look like Mr. Garvey, perhaps he was doing more than just 'teaching' in the inner city...😁

[@marcschneider4432]

Wouldn't a Morehouse guy be on the East Team, though?

[@PizzzaBox]

The fact that they actually got D’brickashaw Ferguson in here makes it even more of a masterpiece.

[@benjaminperez7328]

The fact that some woman named her son D’Brickashaw is a tragic masterpiece.

[@chingizzhylkybayev8575]

As well as Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix and all the other real players with their actual names

[@Papohawkiscool11No.2]

@@chingizzhylkybayev8575Aaron rodgers

[@marcschneider4432]

I was hoping for an appearance from Barkevious Mingo too, but we shouldn't be greedy

[@reedermh]

@@chingizzhylkybayev8575 Ha Ha's real name is Hashan. But he's always been called Ha Ha so he goes with it.

[@cavaliermom5]

I am addicted to watching this every day 😅

[@bgva82]

Love that they got real players in there

[@KomodoKebab]

Are those real players towards the end!?

[@thisnewhandlethingsucks]

You dont know ha ha clinton dix!? He was one of the packers best safetys​@@KomodoKebab

[@Vexins]

⁠@@KomodoKebabthere’s also a player on alabamas roster this year who is a shoe in for this: Kool-Aid Mckinstry

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

​@@KomodoKebabI know D'brickashaw is real. Kitchen seems too good but maybe he's real?

[@ralphernestargana2710]

The real players are the ones not played by key and peele

[@8888k]

“Wingdings: Online Classes” Got me 💀💀

[@eninc928]

The faces on the side are under appreciated

[@joereadel]

I especially like Marmadune Shazbot's

[@m_i_g_u_e_l9167]

Morse Code's easily the best one

[@bigbrou2755]

Exato!

[@zaccheus5270]

Quiznatodd Bidness has that look in his eyes.

[@someperson3390]

Ibrahim Moizoos was taken too soon. He had so much potential and I know there had to have been some people scouting him. It's a shame he died in that car crash. Rest in Peace, King.

[@ZKLuxhador]

REST IN POWER IBRAHIM MOIZOOS

[@blacksheepwall79]

Splendiferous Finch is my new DnD character name.

[@davidrenner6459]

As a long time player and DM I approve. LOL

[@baltodogsofwar7814]

glad Im not the only one using this for D&D character names

[@Charles-mv7sv]

Bruh just make up the name, these are not that great. Cuddy McSliver the carpenter Lance Armstrong the guard Dug Miknewer the gardener Zappy Clapsnappi the mage

[@danthefan28]

Almost every day the name "Hingle McCringleberry" suddenly enters my head.

[@Tcrror]

This is becoming more and more accurate every year. Names are fucking ridiculous nowadays.

[@steveo1413]

They've been ridiculous forever.

[@Demiglitch]

Who ever heard of a guy called Dan Smith? Those crazy kids.

[@1_armm]

Never forget Poop Johnson

[@f.f5771]

@@Demiglitchfr what the fuck is an A A Ron Rodgers?

[@mp4455]

@@Demiglitch😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaythetitan]

When i found out that there's a real nfl player named juju smith shooster, i laughed so hard cause ot made me think of this skit.

[@GhostHostMemories]

You see this kida Noah going to WVU?

[@nuckels188]

Watched the penn state USC game and USCs running back was named daquavius and penn state's was kaytron

[@piggy201]

The hair and makeup department worked overtime on this skit

[@hhhieronymusbotch]

Y'all might laugh at Ozamataz Buckshank going to Stanford University but his phD dissertation in "Parallel Computing Paradigms for High-Performance Scientific Simulations" is legendary within tech research

[@sombrerosaur]

Javaris Jamar Javarison Lamar had a fantastic season in the nfl this year, he really earned his first round pick a few years ago and has kept performing at an elite level

[@ReallyBadDriving]

It's hard to believe that out of all these college athletes, Hingle McCringleberry was the only one that was successful in the pros. I guess A A Ron was supposed to be good but he got hurt on the fourth play in New York. Tough break I guess.

[@zazalunacy2685]

Ha ha clinton-dix, prince amukamara and a couple others are real nfl players.

[@ReallyBadDriving]

@@zazalunacy2685 those sound like complete made up names.

[@tfofurn]

The inclusion of California University of Pennsylvania (real place; I went to summer camp there) is my favorite part.

[@ZHL242]

"Indiana University Purdue University of Indianapolis" lmao

[@talunamayaintuitive]

Are you for real 😂😂😂OMG I thought it was made up

[@charlee_hotel]

I remember a few years ago seeing a recent Pharm. D. graduate with a big blanket of her doctorate diploma. How? I saw on Twitter (not X) a typical _that degree won't keep you warm at night._ The reply was *_Shiiiiiiiit!!!_* The photo mentioned above is the reply picture.

[@timeghost5000]

When the Indiana one came up i was like OKAYYYY!! we gettin Cal AND IUP but,.,just Lil Cal. thats ok too

[@Alxnick]

It was always hilarious how it was always called Cal U instead of CUP. Now it isn't even a thing anymore. Cal, Edinboro, and Clarion merged and became Pennsylvania West University.

[@stevenvandervlist2958]

Started snorting at "Cartoons Plural", broke at "Fudge" and "Equine Ducklings"

[@AveMaria-tz4rz]

Equine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 So basically his name is Horse Ducklings

[@classiclife7204]

One of the best bits from these guys. I like the guy named Harvard University. From, DeVry. 😁

[@KT-ki6gz]

The slightly embarrassed shifting of the eyes as he says Devry 😂😂😂

[@riceymartin2203]

I heard he has a brother named Yale, attends University of Phoenix

[@jayvalentine2046]

Love how they randomly throw in real ones

[@urbainleverrier1]

Benedict Cumberbatch

[@northpaul707]

​@@urbainleverrier1Ishmaa'ily Kitchen

[@cvspvr]

​@@urbainleverrier1that's a fake name

[@Mr.Mister974]

No its not​@@cvspvr

[@angryviking8808]

0:40 you know that name had multiple takes

[@marleecorrell1486]

Obviously. He looks like he was trying so hard not to laugh 😂

[@angryviking8808]

@@marleecorrell1486 that’s why I commented it

[@RocketBlastro]

I'd say Huka'lakanaka Hakanakaheekalucka'hukahakafaka is much harder and must have taken more takes

[@Papohawkiscool11No.2]

3:40

[@marcschneider4432]

@@RocketBlastro These two are easily my favorites. Until A A Ron Rod-gers of course

[@beatlemaniac]

Keegan-Michael Key has so much range in his voice!

[@thequixoticangler3364]

I'll never forget that game Fartrell Cluggins had against Ole Miss. 34 tackles, 18tfl, 9 sacks and 2 interceptions. The real highlight was when he scored on the fake reverse FB dive and invented the whip, nae nae, and the dap. A special moment in Razorback history.

[@deithw3n]

Glad to see Swordless Mimetown finally getting some minutes. 🏈

[@azucarspacehead442]

0:40 always kills me

[@Drew_D]

My all-time favorite! 😁

[@smaller_cathedrals]

Has always been my favorite!

[@n0denz]

He's just so happy to be there.

[@unprovoked99]

javaris jamar javarison-lamar vs ozamatoz buckshank would shatter reality

[@funkeystudiostv]

Looks like Key himself is about to crack up

[@thebrokenglasskids5196]

You cannot stop Logjammer. You can only hope to Debaggageclaim him.

[@AwareWolf1]

Ladennifer Jadaniston is great. So is them having real players with crazy real names mixed in there.

[@Anvar2308]

Jennifer Aniston?

[@AwareWolf1]

Yes

[@jtvreviews2589]

Hahaha That's Jennifer Anniston 😅😅😅

[@azianknight]

3:41 I couldn't breathe, I almost died

[@gpmac-rq4lt]

I cry and lose my breath every time - Adams State gets me!

[@Wehdeo]

Love how in the last one they threw in some real players just to prove their point

[@iamthewerebear4837]

Jackmerius Tacktheritrix will always be goated 😂😂

[@scarbourgeoisie]

With General Booty and Kool-Aid McKinstry showing up for real, I’m quite confident Donkey Teeth is actually in Pop Warner right about now.

[@HalianTheProtogen]

Don’t forget Storm Duck

[@Lord_Cabby]

I showed this to one of my classes when I was an English teacher here in Vietnam. At first the class was just confused, then they started laughing at the funny accents and hairstyles. Afterwards, a couple of them are like “teacher, those are made up names, right?” I had to explain that only the ones that were done by the 2 hosts were fake. That kid insisted on me calling him Haha for the rest of the year.

[@TheAngryMoth104]

Nice to see A A Ron made something of himself

[@sweatcityheatwave]

I ran into Grunky Peep years ago at a bar and got to talking. Later that night I reached into my pocket and it was full of circus peanuts. I can't prove it was him put em there, but ya know what Grunky be like.

[@ChardeeMacDennis96]

Iconic Oscar winning director of such movies as “Get Out” and “Nope”, the one and only Saggitaruitt Jefferspin

[@pomponypelusa]

00:39 the goat

[@LeBeautiful]

“QUATRO QUATRO” must’ve gone places

[@tarransanders21]

Was he possibly three times faster?

[@daleftuprightatsoldierfield]

He didn’t amount to much in the pros but he opened a pizza joint in Carbondale, Illinois

[@2URLex]

Still one of the greatest skits ever done lol

[@betterthanMJF]

3:19 ngl that was a dope transition lmaooo

[@Eats1987]

Javaris Jamar Javarison Lamar Is by far and away the best one. Idc what nobody say! 😂

[@charlee_hotel]

It is also my favorite.

[@guyperson754]

This is now my repository of backup D&D character names

[@AdmiralWinfrey]

Now I'm wondering if Equine Ducklings is a reference to the age old question, Would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck.

[@Freelancer4tehwin]

"East/West Bowl- Complete, Names only" sounds like a fucking speed run.

[@andrewmaddox2889]

1:22 Ozamataz Buckshank. My favorite

[@josephmaness7515]

I love how all of these were parodys but there you had a few real players with goofy ass nicknames.

[@kharilane1340]

Thing is those real players used their actual names... except A A Ron!!!

[@josephmaness7515]

@@kharilane1340 haha Clinton dix isn't his real name

[@kharilane1340]

@josephmaness7515 OK so ONE of them was a nickname. I'm SOO sorry I goofed up. LOL

[@josephmaness7515]

@jimbeam210 no its not. Google it

[@ringringbananarchy]

​@jimbeam210naw, it's a nick-name. His real name is Ha'Sean Clinton-Dix.

[@ZKLuxhador]

D'Glester Hardunkichud was easily one of the most underrated players of all time and easily the best player to come out of the university of Wisconsin, at least he won a title before he retired

[@artemvsprime]

I never get tired of this skit

[@Echognomics101]

Nevada State... *PENITENTIARY!* And of course the most ridiculous name of all has to go to... Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix! 🤭

[@andrewp1537]

Love when he says God home school 😂😂😂

[@kieransadauski6417]

That one took me out😂💀

[@SeveredLegs]

As far as a combo of name and look, Triple Parakeet-Shoes is one of the best.

[@BlueForSureRight]

As an East Carolina University alum, I can confirm that we’re still telling tales of Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz to this day.

[@blnt4ce]

D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde is a perfect parody of the names I see nowadays 😂

[@z.r0.m_0n]

3:37 is my fave. University uh Nebraskughh

[@joereadel]

😂 I just watched it like then times in a row

[@marks.9387]

You had me at Saskatchewan U 😂

[@anniebeth7236]

That was all the proof I needed that my mom had indeed watched this video when I sent her the link, and she mentioned that she liked the Canadian shout-out. 😂

[@smokeythereactor5929]

Hello from saskatchewan

[@darkhorse306]

Saskatchewan University sounds so funny

[@s3hooligan]

The D’brickashaw Ferguson cameo is hilarious

[@scottl.1568]

University of Virginia!

[@GVike]

All of them. My fave was Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix

[@45scienceproject]

@@GVikewild that this bit is old enough for Clinton Dix to have gone on to the NFL, played for seven seasons and fucking RETIRED as of about a year before I wrote this comment.

[@gradeahonky]

Holy shit some of these are real?

[@Awesometrax]

​@gradeahonky the ones not played by Key or Peele after A-a-ron Balacke are real player names. Also, Barkevious Mingo would have been great for this bit. Or a Bama player named Kool-aid McKinstry

[@santoshpradhan5985]

How do they give each player a unique personality? 😂

[@chuggajr]

“Homeschooled” gets me every time

[@bigzthepopegaming7024]

Fudge played really well in college. Absolute dominance from Fudge.

[@bryanjamesdawson3220]

Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon looks like a bounty hunter

[@allhandsondik7803]

I feel like L'Carpetron Dookmariot is hella underrated, thats a sunday morning cartoon villain right there.

[@01nmuskier]

I made it 2 minutes. I had to stop because people at work were wondering what was wrong with me. I about had a stroke trying to not rofl!

[@Musicrecords10]

3:41 is the reason I remembered this

[@MikeBrown-qm2xl]

Im still laughing at Hingle McCringleberry 😂

[@royalinsidious5768]

LogJammer Debaggagecling is my sleep paralysis demon.

[@JaylenStith]

As a FSU fan, Bismo Funyuns and Cornellius “Tank” Carradine were great players to watch play for the Noles

[@benjaminsommer3581]

I still remeberJ.R. Junior Juniors Sen. Helluva Player in his days!

[@mmoney416]

I'm glad Coznesster Smiff knew how to pronounce Rutgers correctly

[@jacobcraft123]

Jammie Jammie - Jammie gives me hope , THE Ohio State University always putting out amazing players

[@luke_darga]

Jammie is a great individual player, sure, but Bisquiteen Trisket is a captain and his leadership showed en route to our victory. Go blue!

[@diabeticmonkey]

D’Isiah T. Billings-Clyde could’ve been a real dude. I refuse to believe he’s not. The mannerisms were perfect

[@paveleduardobarzagadelapaz6292]

2:05 is my favorite hahahahaha

[@jacob1423]

the delay before penitentiary got me

[@sllk2914]

Lewith 😂

[@alby_alby]

2:37 Decatholac ManGo! 3:37 Eqqsquizitine Booblay-Schiwnslow

[@marcobaek1378]

HOW TF DID THE DOLPHINS NOT DRAFTED EEEE EEEEEEEEEE?????????????????

[@RAW_Reality]

In this same vain, I asked myself if the Eagles drafted Tatittothu' Limit... 🤔😅

[@DCohen06]

Their pictures in the background is GOLD

[@morganclaiborne3122]

They saw Benedict Cumberbatch’s name and said it was weird enough 😭

[@devin_da_dubba4821]

3:32 dead as hell 💀

[@cameronbigley7483]

4:14 For some reason, this and God got stuck in my head badly. They're played so seriously/happily.

[@pricerowland]

I love how many of them have completely vacant eyes, and if they don't have that they have crazy eyes.

[@westwoodmen]

Harvard University DeVry University😂😂 his face omg i can't breath.

[@ethan-not-a-pastafarian]

4:34 YOOOO HE MADE IT

[@hargous]

YYYYOOOOOOO

[@Eryical]

1:56 was hilarious

[@Samuel-ut2xy]

flight reacts LOL

[@veereadsthings]

key's delivery of javaris jamar javarison lamar makes me so happy lol like they put so much personality into these two second characters that i'm like 'oh he seems like a sweet boy'

[@adamjenkins190]

Squeeeeeeps always has me dead 😂

[@moistie]

There may be some future hall of famers in that lot. That A-a-ron Rod-gers looks like a bust, doubt he'll get drafted in the first round.

[@jaggedjottings]

Better draft Alex Smith instead.

[@bdog1323]

What kind of parents name their kid Dan Smith? Just making up names at that point.😅

[@PhoenicopterusR]

Gotta be one of those weird biblical names like Matthew or Jacob. Bunch of nonsense if you ask me.

[@drixg555]

One or both of his parents may have been fans of the video game Killer 7. One of the title playable characters goes by the name Dan Smith.

[@dennisthemenace2802]

Ha-Ha Clinton Dix killed me😂😂😂😂😂 He‘s probably the reason for this sketch😅

[@anadultvirgin7474]

According to Keegan, it was Jordan Peele finding the name “D’Brickashaw Ferguson” while playing Madden

[@wheelcha1rman2]

Eqquizetine could play tho. What a season, unbelievable he wasn't drafted.

[@I_am_always_correct]

It's because right after the big game, he had a bad sporting injury during training, bad enough that the doctors didn't want him playing anymore. He coaches at a local high school now, so at the very least, he's still in the sport

[@alby_alby]

Booblay-Schiwnslow

[@mikelightowler5220]

If you don't laugh at Donkey Teeth you have no pulse lol

[@DeityLink69]

Hingle McCringleberry is having an amazing season this year! As well as Fudge! You cant forget about Fudge!

[@Orto4956]

A.A Ron Rodgers sent me over the edge

[@RiskyIOM]

SPLENDIFEROUS FINCH!