Eating every meal combination in the MH Wilds beta but I gradually lose my sanity...

[@DiggoryJiggory]

The fact that this is how you spent your last 10 minutes

[@SilverAg.]

i spent the last minute of the beta cooking and cutting steak lol

[@axiosespada7651]

DON'T YOU KNOW THE SUFFERING OF THE DANGO INCIDENT FOR YEARS!!! YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE GOOD FOOD FROM US!

[@brandenlontok4015]

My lobby made a human centipede while all of use using emotes to get on all fours face to ass. Almost the whole lobby did it😂

[@mightygojira]

​@@brandenlontok4015If only i could have seen that masterpeice.

[@DuplEx_Music]

"Father... My stomach will explode..." Tea: "EAT ANOTHER WHOLE FRIED CABBAGE"

[@Dushess]

GRANDMA!!!!111

[@gioanysgonzalez3396]

Capcom shows more love in their cooking scene than they do with the entire Mega Man franchise.

[@Just_a_rathalos151]

This hurts on a digital level

[@throwdown1776]

Darkstalkers fans still waiting on a new game

[@thatoneguy1389]

Faxxxx

[@itol2398]

​@@throwdown1776 y'all had a chance, and y'all didn't show up. I don't wanna hear any complaints 😂

[@espada7997]

​@throwdown1776 where was everybody at, I bought the last games they put out, where were ya'll?

[@captaint.tearex9279]

That's the most "sad, wet cat" hunter I've ever seen.

[@sansclone1874]

Remind me about Mario somehow

[@TheTrueUltimateGenLifeform]

Dudes eating the food right out of the pot, that shits hot as hell

[@ArcticTron]

He looks like Harry Du Bois.

[@MusicComet]

​@@TheTrueUltimateGenLifeform You mean to tell me a guy who can haul a sword his size and withstand flames and various other blights is gonna care about that? This is just added flavor to him.

[@DeadSparkMan]

He looks like his name is Larry, he shops at the local Walmart where the young adult protagonist works every Sunday and gives him advice on how to get with that girl he fancies, because it reminds him of his own son who left home early and never came back, and protagonist helps him cope with loneliness throughout the movie and he's there at protag's wedding, all smiles

[@ekosubandie2094]

This is what years of eating dango everyday and severe protein deficiency would do to you

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

Seriously, screw those stupid rice balls, give me a giant steak in BBQ sauce any day

[@anklebiter37]

I always hated those I finally can have real chefs make food for me the damn cats make better food than rise will ever make in a million years

[@m_knight-54]

@@Crimson_Sun2486it’s more like mochi or a rice ball than ice cream but I get what ya mean they did not feel like a proper meal for a hunter

[@frijolitoazul4343]

I mean the dangos buffed you in various ways so i'm sure they were magical and could fill the table of food nutrients Or they had drugs on them

[@crocodilemaybe4703]

@@frijolitoazul4343definitely drugs

[@Tenguard]

I like the idea that, in the last 10 mins of the beta I am hunting Rey Dau. Though out there in the Wilds, there is a glutton hunter losing his sanity.

[@MrFish26]

Reminds me of a deviljho after you said that lol

[@LokiToxtrocity]

He's in his hut now, we heard someone said "Delicious in dungeon" and thirty minutes later we heard him say "Eating Monsters is genius!" We're now fearing he's going to eat monsters.

[@denisovan_the_menisovan]

This is proof that humans in the Monster Hunter universe are 75% digestive tract.

[@hudson963]

the other 25% is muscles to carry the weapons

[@SneccTheSnake]

​@@hudson963 thigh muscle specifically, to survive impossible high jumps.

[@dialga1788]

Unlike the typical hunter, IWantDie takes no joy in the pre-hunt, and every bite is a near Sisyphean struggle.

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

every bite means he lives longer

[@robocar74]

The depressed look of a man eating cheese on lettuce kills me

[@lunareclipse4084]

The "Despression" and screaming lettuce absolutely killed me XD

[@colelinse6196]

Sir, thats a cabbage

[@Lae_vateinn]

Bro was so hungry he didnt even wait for the steak to finish rendering before he put that in his mouth

[@lisabeavis8598]

You can really taste the polygons

[@VinylStomp]

Medium rare?? Nah, I eat Medium Rendered Steak

[@dodgercrane8009]

don't you put it in your mouth, don't you put it in your mouth 🎶

[@ozblok7018]

Mm mm mm, finely seasoned with BETA :D

[@fruitjuice225]

Bro thats the secret, the polygons make it cruncher.

[@photon_break]

I’m really not surprised Einstein would play gunlance. It just makes sense

[@BeardedBooper]

"Collapse **zis** vave function, *Schweinehund*!" **BOOM**

[@ViolacTrough]

Mosswine: “Brother, May I Have Some Droolshrooms”

[@electro_lux2232]

"No"

[@Kaiju_Tong]

The rey dau : can i have it?

[@daniyalprakasa3803]

"Special mushroom"

[@DrunkHunter101]

​@electro_lux2232 "But I am starving, brother."

[@electro_lux2232]

@@DrunkHunter101 "as am I, brother. The tall, armored figures threw the droolshrooms to me, ME brother. I think they have taken a liking to me"

[@thomas00129]

best part is this is only the beta more madness will come when its out fully

[@BladeSerph]

Like maybe an actual kitchen for larger buffs before you start the run, maybe have them air balloon in a full dish as some upgrade you could maybe get later, honestly would just be fun if they purely did that because everyone is complaining about the lack of kitties cooking delectable meals about.

[@Mr._Sherwood]

​Tbf I did see a part of base camp in the beta that could be a proper kitchen, so you never know, we might get a proper three-course served to us after all.

[@adriannash2705]

Honestly I think it’d be kinda cool if some of the monsters along with dropping crafting materials also dropped stuff to cook with that gave out random buffs

[@Bubbly_Dragon]

Pure speculation on my part here, but it looks like the idea is that you can cook a meal wherever you want with the grill, or you can go to the kitchen in the base camp. Same thing is true with quests and Alma following you in the field, and how you aren't necessarily forced to do the sort-of-but-not-really-an-expedition style of quest management if you don't want to, you can just post the quest in the tent area

[@thomas00129]

@@Bubbly_Dragon i did notice that ingredients have a limited amount like it showed 100 in my box and when grilling it went down

[@markpaloma3914]

Bro looks like a rejected Mario for the Mario movie.

[@NeedsMoreBirds]

I think it’s a recreation of a mii called “I Want Die”

[@Ashera5469]

He looks like he is a depression but has to eat

[@nubbyboah]

@@NeedsMoreBirds Holy shit I've seen that mii before but never knew it's name lmao

[@linkie3789]

Gotta respect the i want die hunter

[@lenoxavalon3051]

I...I can't unsee it...

[@discopolaris]

You know he did remind me of something but now that you say it, I think that's it lmao

[@Eschattoria]

1:38 authentic PC experience

[@lepindre9193]

bro even with my 3060 it wasn't that ugly

[@StevieTDP]

I love reading the comments and seeing people's reaction to seeing I Want Die for the first time

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

omg hes not hideous, i almost didnt recognize him!

[@RaffiP]

We mocked The Handler for eating this much in World/Iceborne, yet here we are.

[@Aeon-the-Voidmind]

Hey, we were stuck with dango in Rise; we should be eating that much. 😂

[@theinternetsightseer2935]

Yes we did, and we’re morally obligated to continue mocking her regardless of our now current circumstances, because she exists.

[@shadowroamer]

Honestly? If anything, I respect both her appetite and her apparent willingness to give new and untested recipes a go

[@Dushess]

AND THIS EVEN JUST SMALL ONES, NOT IN THE CANTEEN!

[@MusicComet]

​@strider7198 At least she makes for good bait for the goal monster.

[@itsukarine]

"syrup lettuce" became a recurring joke between my friends

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

for the most desperate of hunters

[@cryfasytighega5074]

The thousand yard stare while he's eating is the best part

[@Sypitz]

Rey Dau in the background cooking people with lightning bolt railguns Gustavio, the 7th Mario cousin: oh god this fish is so good, I must have more…

[@GaelMiraflor]

Mw is all about hunting monsters. The other half:

[@TheTrains13]

I like how the one thing that was the most optimized in this beta was the food scenes had no bugs.

[@beepboop3232]

Well you don't want a bug in your food, do you?

[@DiaSynapsid]

You even went out of the way to invite Rey Dau, that's nice.

[@Revell_0]

Halfway through your hunter looks like he's in pain from eating

[@MrPetpet111]

Hunter after missing out 5 years of Grammeowster Chef's cooking.

[@FLUFFYHAWAIIAN747]

0:47 Bird was desperately trying to stop the loop

[@giovannogavriellatanuwijay4390]

Ahahahahah

[@Dushess]

BIRD UP!

[@dokutahblob]

It was kind enough of the wyvern to wait for you to end your meal before getting zapped out of existence

[@itamae913]

In this world, Einstein seems to have been a gourmand.

[@EncryptedEnzso]

Man just casually eating shit straight out of the pot boiling in 4 - 5 seconds, the endurance is crazy.

[@Sullivan_The_Hoatzin]

Every Hunter after playing Rise for the past few years: “Finally, some good fucking food.”

[@wingofunny]

Hehe, putting the greatest jagras meal plan to action huh?

[@polymagereco]

He looks like the sad uncle who eats food out the can and is hard to love but teaches a good lesson in a 70s movie

[@mrsamuel5572]

I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW YOU COOK THE WHOLE CABBAGE!!!

[@lamhuynh7201]

With the lid on its technically a steaming technique with crispy side and not worry about burnt due to campfire being notoriously bad at retend heat energy from fire

[@JTruong3rd]

John hunter contemplating his life decisions as he ate everything.

[@giacomogandini8993]

0:39 Bro didn't like that 😂

[@flames8099]

I am so glad im not the only one who proceeded to eat every possible meal before the beta ended, but i gotta say, ive never been more hungry lookin at video game food

[@shimmereyes8984]

I like the fact the model of the player is close to Edward Grieg's real face (that is, the conposer of Peere Gynt, the symphonic poem from whence "In the hall of the Mountain King" comes.

[@weirdalexander8193]

Oh boy, can’t wait to cook up some strawberry Salmon for a health down like the old days before hunters knew which flavors were complementary and not adversarial.

[@judebox9438]

Ray Dau: Got your protein in? Good. Time for a workout.

[@not_fatalis]

Well now I'm hungry

[@Desecrated_E]

Not for human flesh, right?

[@AlexA-ie5zv]

Now I'm fiending for a cheese covered brick of lettuce 😋

[@Velkhana_The_Myth]

real

[@rialos]

Bruh i'm so cooked, why tf am i laughing my arse off from start to finish of this video 😭😭😭

[@TheNapster153]

I actually feel my sanity break watching this

[@castlecrashed7700]

2:49 If you're quite done, you should hurry on back to camp, the beta is nearly done. I'll even give you a boost!

[@DrunkHunter101]

We Have Become Who We Hate The Most- *The Handler.*

[@LittleKnight713]

I actually liked the handler

[@Dushess]

@@LittleKnight713 deer gooood

[@burninggames9587]

The Handler was nice, but people thought she didn’t do anything because she does basically everything that didn’t involve fighting. She was basically a squire with how much stuff she was doing in the background to make sure things went smoothly. They just needed to do a better job of showing all the stuff she does.

[@8Kazuja8]

​@@burninggames9587 People thought she didn't do anything because she really, genuinely, doesn't do anything in-game, all of her contribution happens off-screen and is only implied. That was the core issue with her, everything she did was basically secretary work every other questie in every other game did already and handled just fine while the game insisted only this one cooky girl could possibly take on your workload, or prep work she supposedly always does for you but doesn't actually show in any tangible way (such as organizing your item box, when literally all of the organizing and sorting that happens there is being handled by the player), and yet every step of the way she would yap about being this unbeatable team despite her being borderline invisible outside of cutscenes or NPCs informing us what a good job she's doing while not impacting your gameplay experience at all, not even compared to older games. Seeing Alma follow you a safe distance away, taking notes when you hunt something, making observations and being genuinely helpful by acting as a tagalong quest receptionist immediately makes me appreciate her more. I could do without her repeatedly backseating on how you can carve small monsters as well, but a follower NPC trying to be helpful and just coming across as repetitive is at least somewhat endearing.

[@Chronostra]

​@@Dushessshikanokonoko koshitantan

[@Thestrangeclosetdemon]

I mean it does look delicious

[@blastmole299]

You mean "looks tasty!"?

[@Thestrangeclosetdemon]

@blastmole299 is this ragebait or sum, "i mean it does looks tasty" Sounds like what somebody would say if english was their 5th language

[@agustinmelar5496]

@@Thestrangeclosetdemon its a reference to old MH "Looks tasty" voiceline when you cooked a wellmade meat

[@Thestrangeclosetdemon]

@@agustinmelar5496 ah, i see, well i thought he was correcting me, i feel ashamed now, my apologies fellow hunter

[@Fishtenders]

the chunky graphics add to everything so damn well

[@m_knight-54]

2:01 an actual veggie option in monster hunter that isn’t just called a veggie meal but turns out to still be just meat

[@TheAnimalKingdom-tq3sz]

Ah yes, The Capcom Mukbang Show

[@toooldforgaming]

"People say that even today you can still hear him on the wind, grillin' and chillin'"

[@swampazzo9615]

Yes, eating mud isnt good for the brain. Timmy learned the hard way.

[@HackaX26]

**Flashbacks to FFXV** So... Anyone got some sliders for Ignis? We're probably going to need that food montage soon.

[@gamerzan953]

The food looks so good, but the hunter eating with it with a knife unnerves me so much

[@judaijaden]

Wish i can combine meat fish and cabbage in one. That’ll be a feast.

[@37654]

Sprinkle the MH equivalent of some salmon on that mf

[@Chronostra]

Do it. No one stops you.

[@blazeproductions4095]

Perfectly timed ending

[@Sk4lls4urusRecks]

Well they say LET EM COOK for a reason

[@_lost_paradise5089]

👏 LET 👏 👏 HIM 👏 👏 COOK 👏

[@trocer2235]

MY BROTHER, HE IS JUST FRYING A QUARTER OF A HEAD OF CABBAGE

[@leilaclarridge5807]

Rey-Dau: NO *nukes Shark*

[@jobreau1725]

Rey-Dau Juste wanted to help 🥺

[@siegwardinspirit]

​@@trocer2235 but fried cabbage is great

[@Mystic12321]

@@jobreau1725Rey Just wanted to try that cabbage

[@craboo8668]

Bro the Vaas speech had me dying

[@starfallmusicaus]

Watching this while extremely high was definitely a choice.

[@MasterKatSilver]

bro is slowly turning into the MHW's Handler

[@tristantheafflicted]

On a different note: Whenever a game/show has cookware in it, they should sell replicas as merch. I want that whole bbq/skillet/kettle set!

[@crow_man4672]

this is what peak gaming looks like

[@RexDanielleCariaga]

Soldier: Demoman where are you! *Demoman play monster hunter wild eating a lot in the game.*

[@Dushess]

e-e-e-hh

[@Hooy-H00y]

Daily reminder to read all of the video descriptions

[@HogFlamboli]

“That’s a stove, Luigi”

[@Zomboinie]

Watching the hunter choking down that meal with pain in his eyes really makes you recognize the valuable work done by all the pervious chefs in the series. Imagine going from Grammeowster Chef's immaculate steaks and stews to "Poisson avec Fromage" cooked on a coleman camp stove. Bro is straight up not a fan of his own cooking.

[@JoCoHo]

I think we all desperately wanted to get the taste of dango out of our mouths

[@bountyhunterc.b.t.8224]

The Food just looks so GOOD!!!!! You just wanna go through all the combinations

[@BeegRanho]

Alternative title: Mario turns into a master shef and eats his own food in high resolution

[@werkuxyz2472]

is that...... ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN??

[@ronanlorekeeper7226]

This is easily one of the best videos you've ever made

[@Shaka.Flores]

You were and are a big influence in my life. Thank you. You are a Giant.

[@larrylai4524]

I got scared by the Pablo Escobar jumpscare

[@raulmojarro9427]

Me when I order the never-ending pasta bowl at Olive Garden:

[@Unazaki]

This man can single handedly tame elder dragons with his cooking alone XD

[@LanderJeffryes-cb8iu]

the way the cheese goes all strechy is chefs kiss

[@pkminpkmon]

I can now never eat in-game without thinking of sad Einstein hunter

[@Mo_alta]

This is brilliant! And the lightning strike!! 😂 and he’s so derpy! He’s the guy that shows up late and takes snack breaks constantly during hunts

[@Theodoreholling]

Damn even the monster wanted a bite

[@johnnydonovan3409]

This looks like he keeps adding ingredients then having a single bite but changes his mind😂

[@Felixicity]

Some say they are still eating to this day....

[@kukukachu]

He really needs to stop eating everything with just a knife lol

[@Gamez4eveR]

this is where the optimization budget went

[@darkAwesome100]

he doesn't even eat the stake with the mushrooms on it, he grabs the other one...

[@Dushess]

remember hunters, depression is one of the status effects too.

[@tsupheng6268]

Delicious in Monster Hunter, if there was monster hunter and delicious in dungeon crossover.

[@ragonhill]

bro's pc was fighting for it's life 😂

[@thunder_vtuber]

Brother. This? This is cinema right here. Doing the Lord's work, God bless

[@daosxion776]

"And that son, is how I got diabetes". This hunter 25 years later.

[@robertpalmer9531]

You absolute mad man. I LOVE IT!😂

[@blargcoster]

I lost it when a quarter ass cabbage slammed into the pan

[@velconx15]

Oh, that's the sanity part of the video.

[@Zeemas]

If you start eating cabbage as the main, you know times are tough

[@Arvyn992]

This editing makes it look your character is eatting while cooking it at the sametime

[@jspartan13089]

You know with how often the hunter sticks a knife in their mouth is a miracle they have lips

[@uberuncle714]

I can only imagine what his moustache tastes like.

[@remingtonsix5517]

The hunter looks like Jeremy from Studio C

[@FlareTheLazy]

The guy even LOOKS like he'd spend most of his working hours eating

[@Dushess]

the handler's lessons.

[@HameleoshaDeHoga]

God damn these polygons look so tasty though!!

[@aaronolson6736]

I guess Rey Dau likes the Steak with Shrimp and Honey

[@BananaJoe1093]

amazing way to end off before the beta ended, peak content