1:00 ALAN: "Neither one of us is having sex with Judith." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That one made me burst into laughter.
@NiVi192 Жыл бұрын
"...Neither one of us is having sex with Judith!" was actually a brilliant burn! 😅
@Jesusisimaginary2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the few comedies where almost every line is a funny line.
@vyy00bet2 жыл бұрын
My god all Berta lines were gold
@kings67222 жыл бұрын
My favorite: Jake: What's up with uncle Charlie? Allan: Why? Jake: He's peeing off the deck. I thought we weren't supposed to do that. Allan: We're not. Berta: We're not?
@ingolf822 жыл бұрын
Berta was the best character on the show and Conchata Ferrell delivered her lines with perfection
@WALDENSOFTWARE Жыл бұрын
What does she say with the beep? I can't make it out.
@fonkamex Жыл бұрын
“Not so sexy when it happens to you!” 😂
@musicfromheart11 ай бұрын
If they were, Berta wouldn’t be just a housekeeper.
@tanmaybaran32022 жыл бұрын
2:50 Not so sexy when it happens to you Gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zephawisher2 жыл бұрын
That's probably a human, go contact them... Fucking Gold
@miquelr235311 ай бұрын
How can you say the f word and it stays for a year, when i say it my account is muted the next day
@zephawisher11 ай бұрын
@@miquelr2353 hahaha... Sorry for you. I guess coz everything else is mostly clean. Kinda shocked myself
@Rj-ij6ko Жыл бұрын
ok but "that's probably a human, go contact them" absolutely SENT me lol
@irupam2 жыл бұрын
This man is one of sole reason why I came out of depression
@caseyfalconer73472 жыл бұрын
Mine was Charlie Harper, alcohol & a hooker. Fantastic combo
@NiVi192 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations, I'm glad you've made it! 👏🏼 But just for the record, which of these two and a half men?
@tsionadmasu2228 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@harithasuriyaarachchi1532 Жыл бұрын
Me too man.
@Rundik Жыл бұрын
@@NiVi192Charlie, who else
@abhishekchakraborty1352 жыл бұрын
Numbnuts gave the beer alright.
@lflagr2 жыл бұрын
Alan and Herb's outfits are probably part of the reason men mainly wear V-neck undershirts now lol...those white crewnecks under the polos look so geeky haha
@deanfirnatine7814 Жыл бұрын
Who wears a t shirt under a shirt today at all?
@lflagr Жыл бұрын
@@deanfirnatine7814 Well guys certainly wear undershirts! Nobody wants to sweat directly onto their dressy outer layer lol. V-necks help hide the fact you're wearing one tho.
@Asahamana2 жыл бұрын
Well that and both Alan and Herb were in the first hot shots movie, with Charlie 😄 I mean The actors of course.
@richardmosher6602 Жыл бұрын
I love thiS show
@keith9716 Жыл бұрын
It's not puppy love. It's.....dog love. 😅
@justinsmith50959 ай бұрын
Trust me you have not had Dog love not even your loser of a father's had dog love
@Nainco07 Жыл бұрын
What's with the censoring?
@gacha_lilly40942 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Goldone99 Жыл бұрын
Give me the strength to carry on
@andrewbao6373 Жыл бұрын
My favourite characters Jake mix shake beer for Charlie
@wulynne2 жыл бұрын
Eating With Your Ex's Lover. Istighfari 3000x per hari.
@wulynne2 жыл бұрын
Dame, Mas. 1 tahun yang lalu.
@benjamini81462 жыл бұрын
Ok
@mythiclegend9479 ай бұрын
Seriously? Censored when it was on regular tv? This show wasn't made for the snowflakes.
@beau4135 Жыл бұрын
I think it's getting way past ridiculous when KZbin is making you beep out words like dumbass and stuff like that good lord it's almost a waste of time watching this platform anymore
@roseymalino9855 Жыл бұрын
It's not the word. They are suppressing the meanness of the insult.
@keith9716 Жыл бұрын
@@roseymalino9855 leftists love censorship
@deanfirnatine7814 Жыл бұрын
We live in a new Victorian era in some respects thanks to the woke
@tjjames98467 ай бұрын
@@deanfirnatine7814 - Politicize everything much? Don’t blame the woke crowd. This has Karens/over protective moms written all over it.