I decided to speedrun Duck Life 2 and graciously shattered the dreams of my competition

[@Gastroparanoid]

I never thought I'd see the day when duck life was on trending for gaming

[@Dubdsy]

Unless

[@confusedscatman9308]

Speedrun is all-powerful

[@baileythewitchofvoid8784]

It's about time

[@rande4951]

Adobe flash is dead but not flash games

[@notskrub7013]

Same, but I ain't complaining lol. I don't even know how much time I spent on this game when I was younger

[@JragonL1m]

The other ducks in the game: “oh boy, I can’t wait to race against other ducks fair and square!” Eazy’s duck: *one winged angel starts playing*

[@stormshadow2470]

Why did you edit?

[@JragonL1m]

@@stormshadow2470 i feel like one winged angel fits better

[@stormshadow2470]

@@JragonL1m ok

[@Guajalote]

What was it before one winged angel

[@stormshadow2470]

@@Guajalote Giorno

[@ptolemaicfoxxo3032]

Imagine hitting your duck with a watermelon then he just noclips through the earth and you never see him again

[@dadofett1753]

He went to brazil

[@cryptowaffles9896]

Your going to Brazil. AAAA-

[@slugintub2642]

Rip duck McQuackles, you will be missed

[@sapphireblue4031]

This us called a burial in certain civilizations

[@raydoodles3218]

Hahah! This comment made my day. :)

[@hagros93]

The fact that Duck Life is making a comeback like 9 years after I used to play it is beautiful

[@honey_Badger4123]

The duck during the tort- I mean training sessions: *internal screaming*

[@urdadthatleftfouryearsago4835]

Dont say anything wrong. we have a duck assasin on your trail, and he will not hesitate if you leak more information about our duck "Training".

[@lucasmoss6990]

No wonder they banned genetically modified ducks

[@bananaking2305]

The other ducks: "This'll be fair right?" Eazy: *proceeds to fly at the speed of light*

[@beanofchaos]

both have a purple default icon, both start with j, same joke, both are edited are you a bot

[@bananaking2305]

@@beanofchaos perhaps

[@thedischarger12]

@@bananaking2305 ok so your not a bot cause you did not deny

[@deathlad6238]

"To be fair-uh" - letterkenny

[@enaftenvedsvanefossen6102]

@@beanofchaos J j mama sorry bad joke

[@izakrichman9440]

If you want a real challenge, try speed running duck life four or three. (Start to finish)

[@crimsonclaw6337]

duck life evelution 100% speedrun

[@shadz8397]

Duck life 3 is a game I'll remember till I die

[@troll_486]

duck racist ^ I would remember every ducklife

[@jeganders4670]

3first

[@jbritain]

I did 3 in about an hour so it’s probably not *too* hard

[@thatoneinternetgirl7965]

Him: I feel bad about over leveling my duck Me cMiddle school: YES LEVEL 150 DUCK CRUSH THE COMPETITION!!!! MAKE THEM WEEP FOR THEIR FAILURE!!!!!!

[@a4r4]

Your funny will arrive in 3-4 business days

[@TheRandomizerYT]

@@a4r4 YES.

[@music4laur]

“That One Internet Girl”

[@flummoxedbuffoon]

@@a4r4 but I paid for same day delivery

[@joshiiv]

@@a4r4 LMFAO

[@heatedchill6632]

The owner during running: “if you can dodge a ball, you can dodge the other ducks!” *throws watermelon*

[@aeriszona]

Fun fact: If you fall into the volcano your duck becomes black

[@xQuandaleDinglex]

T R A N S R A C I A L

[@ponponpatapon9670]

my duck won because they got n word pass

[@77elite9]

That’s Duck life one only, Duck life 2 results in nothing special just the Duck continues running until it reaches the finish line.

[@aeriszona]

@@77elite9 omg that's right sorry, I got them mixed up

[@77elite9]

@@aeriszona no problem

[@poku2869]

“You don’t need the hat, and it does waste a little bit of time”. It boosts morale, so it doesn’t waste time. YOU NEED HAT.

[@pedge9062]

Fax

[@thewafflegamer6152]

*hat is requirement*

[@ChengTeoh]

All that's missing from that Duck costume is the monocle & cane before you can call it Mr. Peanut 2.0. ;) [ Question - "who's hurtling these different things at our duck" ... Answer - Old school Donkey Kong graduated from tossing barrels at a plumber to hurtling various round objects at a duck ]

[@BisMC]

E

[@tonyjin1694]

E (let's make a chain)

[@chaz4186]

Ye but donkey kong got so buff that he could throw watermelons at a duck

[@haydenlee4804]

@Cheng Teoh I started on a Detroit: Become Human spiral after finding it (Yes, I'm late) and your videos were pretty fun. Funny to find you here.

[@ireadysucks3026]

E (let’s make a chain)

[@NoahHalfSquid]

Fun fact, there's a glitch to powerlevel flying faster than this. Start the game and switch to another tab. Your duck will never fall lr hit rocks, making it so much faster.

[@Anirvan285]

Rlly?

[@NoahHalfSquid]

@@Anirvan285 to he fair my friend found this out. But yes, you can go try it yourself!

[@mxrcrow8893]

I'm a bit concerned for the duck

[@naru3044]

true but it cant count as a speedrun if he cheats lol

[@schoolboyartist7926]

Shhh it's a glitch, not a cheat

[@WreckinPoints11]

"If I get canceled over Duck Life, so be it." That's some of the funniest sh*t I've ever heard

[@happythedino9436]

TRUE

[@PixelG109]

“We get to the saddest part of the entire run” A McDonald’s ad plays .-.

[@juliewinchester1488]

*McDuckalds

[@soluminosity8169]

I got a Wawa ad lol

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

i mean that is pretty sad tbh

[@soldiergaming-n4b]

*K F C*

[@certified_pinapple_cookie6044]

i got a turbotax ad

[@AWildRaito]

Easy isn't just speedrunning Duck Life, he's speedrunning ruining the other ducks' dreams.

[@Plasmicballs]

First

[@ihatecatssss]

@@Plasmicballs that’s not an accomplishment

[@AWildRaito]

@@ihatecatssss Just let him have it man, lmao

[@loganj8533]

Speedruining

[@Plasmicballs]

Hahahahahh lol

[@legos710]

I remember playing these games only to train and not doing a race until I was max. Then I destroyed everyone’s hopes and it was satisfying

[@cupofspiders5830]

ahh yes

[@Someone-is4lx]

Everyone did that

[@laughoutloudpaperanimation4846]

Lol same

[@blathanRice]

10:54 if you dont have the flying ability, you fall in and the race ends, then your duck turns black from the burns. its actually kinda cool

[@abfs5470]

That was in 1 too, it was the first thing I did every time I played

[@HayatoByakurai]

Is there video footage of that?

[@blathanRice]

@@HayatoByakurai just play the game its on coolmathgames and other sites

[@sampletext5959]

@@blathanRice I’ve got some bad news, man...

[@blathanRice]

@@sampletext5959 they are fixing games like duck life without flash to be playable using html

[@funy2531]

Remember when you had to mutate your duck in duck life 3 and literally turn him into a killing machine

[@ClankykingSumireko]

The final boss of that game was so fucking rad

[@dripless3566]

The title cut off at "shattered the" And taking into account the start of the sentence i assumed it said "dreams of my parents" initially.

[@maxwellfusion]

When your duck falls into lava it turns all black like it was burnt to a crisp

[@fignunu9656]

In duck life 1 yes, duck life 2 no

[@barney676]

...

[@minoskull7426]

Dino chicken nuggies

[@Mazin0192]

@@minoskull7426 Lava-Cooked dinosour chicken nuggets

[@catsoftware001]

Plot twist: You aren’t talking about in-game

[@pepdog1]

I love how Eazy considers himself to be both the duck's owner and the duck itself at the same time

[@dragonsaway9710]

We are.

[@The_Generall]

The duck owns itself

[@celestialtree8602]

@@The_Generall emancipated duck

[@genVwithaswitch]

ducklife 2 is literally a story about seeing someone and haing an ambition, an aspiration to defeat them.

[@darth0kahn]

duck life 2 is a story of spite and I love that

[@MsMinay]

What about 3? Or 4? Or treasure?

[@genVwithaswitch]

@@MsMinay 3 or 4 (can't remember which) was about defeating an evil duck. This one the duck was like yo want my crown? 5 was just trash.

[@MsMinay]

@@genVwithaswitch 3 was just defeating the champion. 4 was defeating a bad guy (So you’re right). I agree that treasure was really garbage. It didn’t even feel like Duck Life

[@genVwithaswitch]

@@MsMinay very very true

[@paulcurran302]

Whenever I played this game when I was younger, I remember a glitch in the Climbing mini game when you could clip out of bounds to the outside of the cliff, which was entirely flat and you didn't have to do anything. Does anyone remember this glitch? And if so, do you think it would be faster to try for it?

[@chromelambo3938]

“It’s really just not fair” The duck: “HA DUCK GO BRRRRRRRRRRR”

[@Hlvla]

6:36 is it sad that I automatically believed that someone could be cancelled on Twitter over Duck Life

[@drakeg3779]

?

[@KB-fk3jj]

Nope anything's possible

[@abdelwahabnassim6281]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWmYnp2YZat7n6c

[@magiizine]

*Easy's duck enters the race* All the other ducks: why do I hear boss music?

[@thomas392]

Funny, people keep making mistakes writing his name

[@zenith2263]

@@thomas392 bruh.

[@mints4359]

RIP AND TEAR

[@skernilmpmcplorgins2185]

the first sign in the japan race says “can you read japanese?”

[@pudgephatt]

the text below says "thats pretty impressive"

[@tonyjin1694]

the text below says "thats pretty impressive" (lets make a chain)

[@shadowfoxhd6798]

the text below says "that's pretty impressive"

[@jcs3146]

the text below says "that's pretty impressive"

[@sweetsongtalks]

The text below says "that's pretty impressive"

[@SanguiniCore]

I literally DARE you to NOT speedrun, any game. It's impossible.

[@mints4359]

"and thus, EasySpeezy proceeds to speedrun a Black Hole."

[@felixroux]

@@mints4359 Black holes are literally the opposite of nothing. They are the densest things in the universe.

[@Plixiii]

@@felixroux That's the point?

[@wolfydawolf5680]

@@mints4359 any character: so... we kinda ran outta food... Aether: Don't worry! We have paimon! :D

[@mints4359]

@@wolfydawolf5680 man, i gotta change this username.

[@SmoothTrooper22]

“At this point we get to the safest point in the run...” Ad: Burts Bees, good for your lips

[@Hoocan]

Eazyspeezy: who is chucking all of these watermelons at me??? The guy in the math equation who is throwing away all of the extra stuff he bought

[@Geitungur]

:)

[@vertex_chillz9464]

If Matt had 827 calculators-

[@Peakcellfr]

"As you can see the balls are coming faster and it's getting a little harder" - Eazyspeezy 2021

[@alex2005z]

Pls dont think of it like that

[@burningbasiloc]

*o h-*

[@hidrogenados5388]

I wasn't thinking of it like that... Until now.

[@douzidoozy]

unmmm

[@c10v3r]

DUCK AND BALL TORTURE (DBT)

[@karmaments]

When you spend all your time in freeplay then finally decide to join ranked

[@solo.4470]

Underrated comment

[@VeryDefinitelyToasted]

Rocket League?

[@_105]

@@VeryDefinitelyToasted sounds like it

[@jcaro12ooo69]

So tru

[@aytrka]

DUDE I QUIT ROCKET LEAGUE LAST YEAR AND NOW IT'S EVERYWHERE IS THE UNIVERSE TRYING TO GET ME BACK INTO IT?

[@virikan3518]

Duck life: *pops up into my recommendations* Brain: *you're as beautiful as the day I lost you*

[@spazzmaticus9086]

This duck really just pulled a Saitama.

[@hiya022]

Eazyspeezy: And now we get to the saddest part of the run- Ad: Saving money...

[@jellycore1316]

ACK XD I got a typical mobile game ad, the one about making your tower taller than the opponent's

[@thedumbestgenius539]

"looking for someone new to talk to" ad straight up called me out

[@minoskull7426]

“I spent 25 years researching men”

[@celestialkitten]

i keep getting wish ads with no sound. its terrifying

[@hornetisvoider]

How do you all get amazing ads the ads i get are about ppl rapping so you buy their thinhs

[@blandpotato545]

Duck: is casually climbing up a mountain at hyper speeds Duck a couple seconds later: aight ima head out

[@BisMC]

Pov: you’re not early you’re just at the right time Thx for 50 new subs

[@maxoiexogaming]

Pov: you are up at 1am so technically early

[@schrodingers_shrimp]

Pov: You're wondering why theres so many POV comments

[@thedecapitator3952]

Pov: you have too many pov

[@jcovx]

POV: you’re sitting here thinking about what POV comment to put

[@garnetBUNNIES]

@@schrodingers_shrimp hey i said that

[@marielcarey4288]

"The balls are coming so fast, you're going so quick. It's just a weird minigame." - EazySpeezy

[@someonewhosbored2011]

I LOVE your profile picture

[@gbh198216]

Me: literally just grinding swimming and buy those blue seeds and win stuff lol

[@xdhaqwen]

Plot twist: the ducks don’t actually win the trophy cause they took steroids

[@Pinkstevo321]

Holy SHIT

[@Lightpaladin720]

They put something illegal in the bird seeds

[@oefest5252]

@@Lightpaladin720 yeah, steroids lol

[@BigManlyBoyCool]

I think they used Potion of Swiftness II

[@comeonmang]

Isn’t that the plot to of ducklife 3?

[@mateomayhem6126]

I remember the good elementary days when I would hop onto coolmathgames in the computer lab and start up duck life. I wanna go back 😢

[@Lizuma]

I miss that too...

[@Lizuma]

@comradeuwu I do know that, im talking about back then. Now thanks to how busy I am I havent found the time to really play every old online game I'd like to see again yet.

[@bell2269]

I miss that too.

[@laressawilliams2793]

Why does flash still work for me

[@kylerm9775]

Same here bro

[@NoahToonz]

Everyone pays attention to the duck, but nobody pays attention to the duck's cameraman

[@eponyt1056]

Wait a minute I’m having a jimmy brain blast rn

[@BahamutEx]

Cameraperson casually keeping up with the duck while wearing heavy camera gear... 🤯

[@bigbmax0941]

EazySpeasy: now we get to the saddest part of the run KZbin add: killing is your only mission 😂😂😂

[@lazyliongames6660]

Didn’t you know when the NPC ducks lose they get killed but your duck doesn’t since if you ran out of ducks you would game over

[@itzmeavery9854]

11:53 that sign literally just says “Is It?”

[@thatonebagel6961]

YES! The sequel we all needed! Got me back into it for a day and the nostalgia was beautiful- (:

[@DrEllie-cb1gg]

We need all of the duck life games! I think there’s like five?

[@oliviasweetser5245]

@@DrEllie-cb1gg No there were 4 lol as far as cool maths games goes I think lol

[@oliviasweetser5245]

And yesss

[@PhineasOyna]

I think Eazy is perfectly fine with killing the ducks by letting them ram into rocks

[@senseless2213]

Can't wait for him to beat a game and that to happen to a penguin from doing so.

[@Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Who is Easy?

[@kriaallison]

@@Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa Eazy

[@fissionabledolphin]

This title is when there’s a word requirement for an essay

[@schrodingers_shrimp]

W e NeE d... m O re.... W o RD S

[@hatennafromhoenn]

So.. I thought about speedrunning the game Duck Life 2 where you train your duck to become the champion, and I decided to speedrun that game. When I speedrunned the game, I viciously tore up the dreams of the ducks I was racing because my duck was a speed demon.

[@fuzzystudiosofficial]

This was me when doing my school work tbh

[@ReniTube]

8:30 Again, its really not fa- **dies**

[@theawesomestuff2408]

10:51 I tested this before: If your flying is too low and you fall in the lava, it instantly ends the race and your duck becomes black. Really cool easter egg!

[@insquadwetrust5419]

it was so strange to hear "the owner" being referred to as abusing the duck because I always thought that the player was the owner... This video made me realize that the player is the DUCK... I'm having an existential crisis..... IDK why this never actually occurred to be beforehand....

[@mooravity8140]

Omg same :0

[@magiccinnamon5382]

EazySpeezy: "Back to being slow" Duck Life: Oh we can fix that- *duck is now a yellow version of sonic*

[@double_illusions2121]

i love how you speedrun my childhood

[@utatanepiko7087]

Your videos of speedrunning these kinds of games is hitting me in the nostalgia and I love it

[@carterross6271]

I grew up with this and it is magical to see him speedrun it

[@oofman6744]

On the lava level, falling into the lava gives your duck a free black coloration

[@thekinglydragon]

If you fall into the valcano you lose the race and your duck turns black if my childhood memory is working

[@faithsnowden1476]

Shhhhhhhh don't let the overly sensitive ppl see this comment

[@suitcaseofsmarts]

1st game

[@megamewtwoz3435]

Yea that was the first game and I made a comment about that.

[@Mechanicalamity]

I always did that just to get a new color for free

[@britishsongbird]

Does valvano mean volcano?

[@riffmond]

"aw, he was so close, that is depressing" but..... but he made it to the finish line...

[@paulcurran302]

This brings back so much nostalgia, it almost made me cry.

[@Planteater69_YT]

"Saddest part of the race" fried chicken ad right after

[@gresmaster2279]

A pit:exists A random duck owner: **Commits Scar**

[@guiii0696]

get scar'ed

[@TreeFlob]

Scar’nt

[@trepidplum5]

*Confused grain noises*

[@ireadysucks3026]

@@trepidplum5 Who is this grain character?

[@TreeFlob]

@@trepidplum5 it’s Phil swift’s evil cousin

[@captaintoad5421]

Duck Life evolution, take it or leave it.

[@digitalis-y9h]

If I could talk as much in my daily life as this man does while speedrunning I'd be a social butterfly.

[@Tipi_]

"The saddest part of the entire life" EazySpeazy. "get ad" -Me

[@stefanmadethen5359]

run*

[@JustARandomPersonLol69420]

I remember playing this game all the time in 2nd grade. Those were the good old days.

[@FarawayMantaRay]

Imagine having something funny to comment, can’t relate

[@Dolphin002]

ikr That comment is so true talking about itself

[@Random_Newbie]

True

[@destroyerofworlds4663]

Speedrunner Mario: *FINALLY! A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!*

[@eunicewireko5980]

Lg: I don't want to fight you!

[@milesyohnka6275]

9:26 "I think this Purple one can finish it" uh purple?

[@milviews219]

Yeah it is clearly blue

[@WhosDnisify]

"this top hat" I feel like that 'top hat' is a fedora kind of hat.

[@coltonwest6580]

shhhhh it's a top hat

[@WhosDnisify]

@@coltonwest6580 god knows the truth and you can't escape from Kanye West

[@perilous-panda4993]

@@WhosDnisify monke

[@WhosDnisify]

@@perilous-panda4993 mmmmmmm monkaye

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

M'duckies.

[@borkborkie5471]

It’s been so long since I’ve seen this game, I’ve forgotten how much I love it

[@sketchyinfinity6091]

7:18 the duck said. “I do not vibe with this reality” and promptly disappeared

[@distraction2803]

Duck Life 3 was my favorite growing up-I'd love to see you speedrun it

[@Finwolf29]

During the climbing, he should've said: do we need to call a Ducktor 🏥

[@ramamanipadmashali7914]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@tushigilol]

“The balls are coming faster, it’s getting a little harder” That sounds like something I’d hear when people are watching adult content

[@nylanylanyla09]

Blind people watching: 👁️👄👁️

[@hassunkhan9448]

the amount of “That’s what she said” opportunities in the video is insane

[@Т1000-м1и]

8 hours ago, no way, I rmember binge playing all of them untill flash dies, like before 2020 summer

[@STFwrinkle]

u can still play flash games.

[@lovestrucktheidiot]

@Zackary Uljua Flashpoint, my friend. Flashpoint.

[@evansanders14753]

Flash isn’t gone,.. it just won’t be updated.

[@Zoonay]

EazyPeazy: "Im going to aim the world record for climbing." Duck:"Say no more, fam."

[@sev1011]

*Can't use the hat for the final race* "I won, but at what cost"

[@LuuneTheMoon]

This series was probably one of the best out of many flash games. I also remember this series that ressembled Bomberman and there was like 6 or 7 games. Oh and blood tower defense back when it was a flash game, soo good.

[@ayojellowya]

Props to this man who's speaking while trying to focus on beating the game. Takes skill and guts

[@xotlxoltyna]

Speezy's duck: If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years!

[@zygoti]

Haha, very funny technoblade.😐

[@hanaanmohamed235]

Techno-duck

[@dantehill442]

Speezy?

[@AdminDestroyer1]

And after this point we get to the saddest point of the run - WENDYS DIDNT START THE CHICKEN WARS, IT ENDED THEM

[@AdminDestroyer1]

@Dorian Mead yes it is

[@TerrarianCrab]

I like your channel. keep up the great work.

[@TerrarianCrab]

@Dorian Mead Sorry, but i was directing to admin.

[@galaxythedragonshifter]

CHiMkiN

[@majora748]

why did i almost serch for this but saw it in my recommended, so i think you read my mind? Good job??

[@77elite9]

My thinking as to why the hat causes you to lose is that the hat adds more size to your duck which means it’ll take longer for you to fit through the hole.

[@octokitty88]

the running one is pain the flying one is one click the races are a video the swimming is actually enjoyable... but the cLIMBING. *chef's kiss*

[@ivannatinkle8196]

About the volcano, I've tested that, your duck turns black

[@MohamedNascar]

POV: EasySpeezy is a cool guy

[@ethanminecraft9725]

no effort in this comment

[@michaelliang953]

@@ethanminecraft9725 no effort in this reply

[@Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Idk who is that. Seems like a EazySpeezy rip off.

[@ethanminecraft9725]

@@michaelliang953 he literally wrote "Easy" instead of Eazy bruh

[@michaelliang953]

@@ethanminecraft9725 like everyone does that it really isn’t uncommon

[@kylekonopka8292]

Ngl this was my strat when I played casually

[@cat_rcd]

I completely forgot about duck life omg this makes me so happy

[@theichytype]

I've learned so much from your duck's life it's so inspirational, hardworking pays off just like real life

[@LoganAtor2206]

Duck Life 3! Best Duck Life! Plz!

[@goldfish5209]

Already waiting for Duck Life 3 :)

[@aztra127]

I remember just playing this game everyday in school lmao

[@beestboy2001]

I’m really sitting here watching a man speed run a game I played in middle school. What a year to be alive

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

This is how I used to play duck life, overlevelling like hell is the best way to play

[@barney676]

To those who are lazy enough to search it up: When your duck goes into the lava, your duck will just turn black but won’t lose its progress

[@forg7611]

I was literally just playing this a few days back for some crunchy nostalgia and

[@Cyan_Scug]

8:55- insert mario star music

[@tinybubble330]

It’s so satisfying to see the duck be good at everything

[@fellagaming45]

I was watching this, not even noticing it was posted 2 days ago- this brings back so many memories-