Ebay opened my sealed iPod.

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[@ATLAoftheHill]

"Packages may be blown open with a small explosive charge and then dissected by a blind squirrel with a machete then thrown into a torn up cardboard box and dropped kicked the rest of the way to your door."

[@antoinettefoster864]

Dylon Allen the kicked part isn’t true they launch your item into space add 100000 gs of force and shoot it with an nuke and finally punted to your door

[@Wheagg]

@@antoinettefoster864 now THAT'S efficient

[@PugkinSoup]

Oh god I’ve had memories of postage literally throwing packages to the door

[@Siknik64]

"Thank you for using eBay! Remember to leave 5 stars!"

[@connorlarge2137]

Not a problem for my Nokia

[@BackPalSA]

Global Shipping Ad: Taking things with care Global Shipping: Taking things

[@zsin128]

And when they give you things, they aren't took with care

[@Ssevenn7]

Sounds about right mate

[@user-wv8lu3yx4z]

Taking things without cares because WHO CARES?

[@SankoshSaha_01]

With care

[@FBIagentObama]

Lmao 😂

[@timstevens3183]

When this guy gets his play button it's gonna have a slash across it...

[@DankPods]

Pff Google never sent me one

[@Suzumi-kun]

@@DankPods one youtuber went through his youtube network to get someone to force youtube to send him one, maybe try that

[@DM_2145]

@@DankPods If you ever have one, have "dingus" written on it.

[@RealCaptainPingu]

@DankPods Why didn't they sent you one? Edit: What is your assumption?

[@Knallteute]

@@DankPods the mighty jingles just got it through the complaints.

[@FPS_Wingo]

I always feel safe buying stuff from Russia. They’ll label stuff as “machining tools” and pack that shit so tight it takes a solid 5 minutes to get the layers of tape off but customs has never messed with my packages

[@MrAJayLH]

Haha, that's true. We use a really lot of packing materials, since we're afraid our post may destroy the items. There's much of videos where you can see what our post workers do to the parcels sometimes

[@Flare-s3c]

The reason why the packages are wrapped so tightly is because Russian post is not secure whatsoever, it's common knowledge to make the contents of the package so difficult to extract that the person doing it would go "Fuck this, I'm not gonna bother.", because otherwise they will bother and between the package's origin and destination the contents will be replaced with rocks, bricks, packs of candy, you name it, anything to simulate the original weight. Not to mention how sloppily the packages are handled, ordering something that can be damaged by being bent is just asking to have it destroyed by the time it reaches you.

[@uselesscrap2701]

The same in poland. Everybody packs the packages like they were made of glass.

[@theliteralicecreamman]

@@Flare-s3c Hey, at least we got some Russian candies...

[@MarchuxProductions]

Yeah, I've received some packages from Russia packaged so well that I could play football with them, with the relatively fragile contents still inside. They have it down to a science lol

[@WiiUniverse]

I love how someone at Pitney Bowes just stole an old MP3 Player.

[@DankPods]

My Goodmans no less

[@CaveyMoth]

THE GOODMAN!

[@goreobsessed2308]

Probably never heard of Goodman's and thought it was worth something

[@CaveyMoth]

@@goreobsessed2308 "It must be good, man."

[@PugkinSoup]

The company really know how to employ “good” employees

[@robynofrye4311]

Australia - where "buying local" means, that the seller is on the same continent as you :D

[@AusLegoBoy]

@Hamza Umar How? Do you understand what local means?

[@tommac8742]

@Nokia 3310 2000 Lol dude you cant say "NO" and then prove Hamza right.

[@RubixKyuub]

That was a good one, made me chuckle

[@Blaze23124]

@Nokia 3310 2000 but there are no countries that cross the border between continents, you're proving them right.

[@tommac8742]

@Nokia 3310 2000 Cool fact bro. Changes nothing

[@rhysjenkins9019]

eBay opens priceless collectibles like an ape. Someone complains. eBay:😯

[@Kalvinjj]

I wonder if that emote is the correct one, the middle finger one might be what you're looking for

[@Kyle_v2]

Kalvinjj lmao this one right? 🖕

[@rhysjenkins9019]

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[@Anonymoose345]

More like 🤭🖕

[@deadchannel991]

Ey it still works ;-)

[@husky6732]

I can feel this pain on a personal level. Back in 2020 I had ordered a $400 (Canadian dollars mind you) custom mini figure for DnD. It was not only custom modeled, but also hand painted, well, my sweet little boy arrived two months late, and he was completely destroyed, not salvageable at all, he was like dust in the wind. I was genuinely upset, and Ebay just shrugged their shoulders and said it wasn't their fault.

[@JohnnyRambo69]

Just sue them 👍

[@adamslegocollection]

That's like them scratching a rare cars diecast, then bending the axles every which way

[@rapidrush6033]

@@JohnnyRambo69I’m no lawyer but they probably could too

[@imanassole9421]

​​@@JohnnyRambo69 That's the problem.. how much time and money is that gonna cost you? For 99 percent of people, it's not worth it even if you win.

[@troudbalos333]

​@@JohnnyRambo69 here in canada we dont sue people for the slightless annoyance with someone like you "americains".

[@1AmGroot]

WTF eBay? That's literally theft! If someone ordered an item, and the seller sent eBay the item, and eBay sent the customer the box WITHOUT the item, that is legit theft on eBay's part!

[@mbirth]

ebay will just say it already was missing when they opened it.

[@aegron2684]

@@mbirth ahhahahahaha when they opened it

[@ShadowDeus]

also isnt opening someone elses mail a federal offense too? That even goes against aome privacy laws i would think too... I mean people get some weird toys sent that they don't want anyone knowing about, yet here eBay is opening up your sex doll...

[@aegron2684]

@@ShadowDeus its to check your item idk if its to put them in smae category but yeah they shouldnt open them

[@bigmango202]

I'm surprised they haven't been sued

[@northern830]

The goodmans thing actually pisses me off.

[@AyuuuuuSannnnn]

Same. I was in TOTAL SHOCK.

[@imdyinginside1919]

Yep I really piss

[@Vint_2003]

Same here that made me infuriated

[@nathancabiles796]

I was pissing

[@justpassingby298]

"I'm sorry, but we can't give you a refund, the packaging can still be used as intended"

[@cmf1402]

"Most of us live on the crust if this delicious sand croissant" truly a wordsmith.

[@NerdyGardevoir]

Truly a SoundSmith

[@Arae_1]

Yeah that was really funny And I'm Australian

[@Illegal_man-gi5gp]

Truely an audiophile master

[@Crosstariale]

I absolutely just love hearing this guy talk

[@LynchHack]

@@NerdyGardevoir HahahHah

[@brayannexon4613]

As an ebay seller I want to thank Dankpods for showing me how to make my customers happy (not using gsp). Stuff arrives intact if I process the paperwork myself.

[@LeigonX]

thats all it comes down to. thanks for being a good quality seller.

[@adamgreenhill110]

You should change the title so it gets more attention! Something like "NEVER use Ebay Global Shipping Program" Because this isn't just the sealed iPod, this is an entire saga. Ebay needs calling out!

[@danitorres124]

This

[@HardGuess]

This

[@TrialMacameau]

Just say "Don't even use Ebay in it's entirety ever" :P That'll make them crash ( I know it's not going to make them crash but one guy can dream. )

[@computersales]

GSP is trash. Many sellers sadly don't know till it is too late.

[@gialappass]

Good point

[@ZONEofTECH]

Ahhh, I can feel the pain through the video 😭

[@n.s.ac.i.ajointeffort1983]

One comment?

[@sharklegs]

This video actually makes me want to commit crimes

[@22oreos]

It hurts, honestly...

[@stinkysocksgamer3535]

I started getting annoyed at ebay for mostly scams. But thats not ebays fault... 2 weeks later I see someone on ebay gets scammed by ebay. Not a good reputation.

[@kazooduck]

Hey Daniel!

[@ProtoMario]

I have a real good one, so I bought a nice Can opener, because I wanted a new one that was automated, so I got this sweet Black Cuisinart, and it shipped, nothing wrong, not a single thing wrong. But then, a few days later I get a message saying it came from a Warhouse with Covid 19, and I was getting a refund, AFTER I opened it and put it on my KITCHEN counter. I already had COVID at this point but still think about that, man wow!

[@damian9303]

“Warhouse”? Yeah I wouldn’t expect the greatest stuff to come out from there

[@nFiveTech]

If that happened to me, I would be scared as shit

[@IvanTube0]

do you actually have covid?

[@akhmadshujazulmarizky9199]

whoa, hope you're doing well man

[@minty7699]

@@IvanTube0 can you read?

[@enderren8092]

Tbh, it's not just Ebay that does this. Got a printer repair, sent from us a respected company to a respected company. Hardly the first time we've ever sent a package and won't be the last(hopefully). Absolutely no reason this should've been done. I open the box, pull out the RMA/Repair order paperwork, and just get sad. "Printer arrived broken into by TSA", the thing legitimately looked like it was pulled open using a crowbar.

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

The term "sealed" needs to be legally regulated. Basically, if Customs is going to unseal it, it should be legally required to say something like: "In certain countries, Customs may unseal this item."

[@missakaiddamalgoda1879]

In Sri Lanka if the customs want to unseal an object they send you a form stating that you product is on hold at the customs. If you want it to be open in front of you, you can go to the customs with form. Or you can pay the customs fee at the local post office. I thought this was hassle. But after this video, I think what they do is ok.

[@nairen7259]

@@missakaiddamalgoda1879 l

[@mind-of-neo]

How about, customs should not be allowed to open our private packages, and neither should corporations?

[@Seedyrom247]

Green-Pill Neo If I opened someone else’s mail, I’d be charged with a Federal crime.

[@mind-of-neo]

@@Seedyrom247 Yep.

[@Schpoople]

I’m only buying within the US when shopping on eBay but seeing this makes me want to delete my eBay account all together. They don’t even have bad standards they just don’t have standards at all...

[@daggern15]

Honestly, US buyers are in quite the lucky situation when it comes to buying on Ebay since most everything they could want is already in the US either listed on Ebay or some other website. I'm in Europe and already have a headache and a half trying to find a lot of things on the continent. I daren't imagine how hard things are for AU buyers

[@billy-waynejeffcoat4828]

@@daggern15 can confirm, eBay is my go to for everything and almost never have a problem. Tho I always check the from us button so I don't have to deal with customs and international shipping

[@kirara4953]

Good luck deleting it.

[@dan-5678]

Honestly I agree as a seller, I'm having trouble with bills so I can't pay things that they're charging me for selling, and they continuously, everyday or to send me a collections email that's like "don't worry take your time, don't worry take your time, don't worry take your time...but give us our money" I'LL PAY YOU WHEN I HAVE THE DISPOSABLE INCOME TO DO SO! CHRIST ebay is bad. but sadly as a seller that's where it gets the most views and as a buyer sometimes that's the only place people put things up for sale, and I would know because I literally check every site that I have access to

[@ashleapatterson82]

their only standard is put the package in a TNT cannon

[@jasonander4964]

He chuckled when he showed us the unsealed nugget, but you can tell it hurt him. Almost sounded like he was on the verge of tears.

[@rook5033]

that was genuinely heartbreaking, i actually got sad over that too

[@AManOnline.]

Poor guy :(

[@MaximNightFury]

The sad thing is, he's almost at the mil...

[@DigitalJedi]

I ordered a server GPU from a seller in the UK and used the ebay shipping as it was cheaper and supposedly just as fast as the more "traditional" shipping. It was a Tesla M40 that was supposed to have a fan mod to cool it in a regular case. When it arrived the box was in brutal shape. The exterior shroud had the classic massive scar and the fan was missing, with the 3d printed fan mount snapped apart. I of course got in contact with the seller, who showed pictures of the whole thing together and packaged pretty well in a different box. I ended up printing my own fan adapter and mounted a fan I bought from microcenter to it and have been rendering stuff on it and using it for a virtualized gaming setup for two players on one pc.

[@WeItenspinner]

Damn, I love the European consumer protection. eBay would have been fined the moment the thought about scamming or even opening a package.

[@DimT670]

Yea exactly. If you check out the complaints, all the European users got refunds 😂

[@KSPAtlas]

Same

[@myrealusername2193]

The only problem is that as a seller it can often be worse, literally anyone can abuse the refund system and they won’t even have to send whatever it is back

[@MechaGriffin]

@@myrealusername2193 I thought eBay paid the refund, not the seller?

[@myrealusername2193]

@@MechaGriffin no they keep the money until a month after it’s received (because that’s the time limit for returns) and they just take it and force you to pay shipping.

[@braxtonstanley2565]

Global shipping ads : taking things with care Ebay : destroys everything

[@realomegadrumer]

*rip and tear until it's done*

[@braxtonstanley2565]

@@realomegadrumer No, BURN IT

[@howmuchdidthatsellfor4363]

"Oh, you really wanted that item?" ...."nope".

[@Angultra]

2009: United breaks guitars 2020: eBay opens ipods

[@OBSDCC7]

I love when Aussies do mocking Aussie accents

[@HoraceRocketMan]

That was an abo impression

[@jynormus5760]

@@HoraceRocketMan bro it’s sassy ya goof😂 you’re not Aussie don’t try

[@antwan867]

@@jynormus5760 Love the Big Lez Show, crazy trip material lol

[@ewanb1086]

i love doing my own countrys accent its graet mate

[@iaski1256]

@@ewanb1086 i love doing the entierty of your country

[@jesussacche2901]

4:35 Picked a random vid to watch today just outta the blue. Watching this as you JUST hit a mil... We slammed it baby!!!! All hail the nugget king!

[@TheSpiritingPoet]

I apologise on behalf of the UK. We are sorry for your nugget-less situation.

[@jitns]

Lol

[@gilbryamt]

We do like a good Goodman

[@AshPikachu9]

Yes he needs his nuggets like a doggo needs his chimken nuggers

[@endymion7585]

God, I saw the title and automatically cringed at the memories of the ol’ Slash ‘n’ Dash

[@SloppyTelopy]

Oh God don't even mention that nightmare

[@realomegadrumer]

@@SloppyTelopy *that nightmare*

[@Carterthielftw_]

NO NO NOT THE SLASH N DASH!

[@IbishuPessima-px5zr]

It sounds like another way of saying hit n run

[@asmc1492]

Endymion *old ;)

[@hexandcube]

This is why I always pay with a card, because then you can demand a chargeback from your bank (card issuer), and they're legally required to comply. I got scammed on eBay last year (for 200 USD). eBay deleted the seller's account (including the listing) because it was suspicious. And because the listing was gone, I couldn't complain to eBay. I sent a message to my bank requesting a chargeback, explaining what happened (with screenshots, seller name, card number, date, transaction id, etc), and after a month I had my money back. I didn't have to fill out any paperwork, didn't have to talk to anybody. One message, and that was it. Crisis averted. No questions asked. This procedure always applies, when you don't receive a product, or product/service is different from advertised. You get money back from your card issuer, and then it's their problem.

[@spicysalad3013]

Same for debit cards if you're lucky with your bank from what I've heard

[@Slugbunny]

Mastercard saved my Christmas shopping this way. 👌🏻 Now it's the only method I use for valuable purchases.

[@drewvonawesome8851]

I felt that end bit about supporting local business. I used to get my meds from a Walgreens, and they were SEVERELY understaffed. Like I think they genuinely only had one full time pharmacy tech. The cars for the pharmacy drive thru would literately go around the entire store. But I ended up finding a local small like five stores big chain of pharmacy literately in a neighboring shopping center. Go in, they remembered me and my name by the second visit, have even refilled prescriptions on very short notice. Amazing people! Like this is exactly what I tell people. Even if the place isn't amazingly perfect, local businesses that at least try to give you a good experience are important. If we lose them, we end up bitches of a giant corporate machine that'll come up with new ways to screw us over with no way being able to do anything about it.

[@Ilovehaleebear]

This video deserves a broader audience. The carelessness of ebay is criminal. Something needs to be done.

[@alexramos7708]

Want to know a secret? If you ship through ANYWHERE people will go through your packages, most people don't know what to repackaged package looks like.

[@Suzumi-kun]

@@alexramos7708 does that apply to shipping to the same country, or anything within the EU since it doesn't go through customs?

[@alexramos7708]

@@Suzumi-kun if it gets shipped at all somebody will probably open it up and see what you have.

[@lunakoala5053]

​@@alexramos7708 Why do you advertise false information as a secret? In most countries what you describe is actually illegal. It isn't illegal in this case, because you technically gave permission (by accepting the terms and conditions).

[@saiyanedits]

@@lunakoala5053 youd be surprised, hes not lying. Alot of shipping companies customers packages mysteriously go “missing” while in the deliverymans possession

[@zLennii]

This legit the most mad I've been at someone else's problem

[@ylondes9927]

It give's me anxiety

[@tatzecom]

Same. I didnt have a problem with ebay until now but I only bought three (3) things off of ebay and that was before they started this whole "trust us our shipping is dope" Honestly, at this point I would rather get my usb stick delivered from amazon in a 120x150x75cm box than buying it through ebay. at least that way I can be sure it 1. arrives safely, 2. arrives at all and 3. isnt completely fucked up beyond reckognition

[@Googaliemoogalie]

It makes me mad because it happened to me a ton of times

[@jonandersen1737]

@@tatzecom I always buy USB's from either Amazon or Newegg; mostly Newegg now because I hate Crapazon's business practices.

[@tatzecom]

@@jonandersen1737 yeee we don't got Newegg in the EU, so it's either Amazon or bust. I don't like Amazon's practices either but there really isn't an alternative that's feasible Besides, the USB was a generic example, I dont really use USBs because everythings in the cloud or on my own server

[@Fncy_VW]

Been searching for years for some precision made miniature engines. Finally found one and absolutely stole it on price. I would have paid 5x what i did. EBay global shipping saw it and threw it away. Said they wouldn’t send it. I’ve bought over a hundred of these without issue.

[@UpFromTheGrave]

Isn't that theft and destruction of property.

[@Fncy_VW]

@@UpFromTheGrave they refunded me the full purchase price.

[@UpFromTheGrave]

@@Fncy_VW atleast you got that in stead of nothing

[@notgray88]

Yeah. Definitely never use Ebay. I've ordered bootleg items from chinese companies that arrive in better condition.

[@BlueblueN]

Fuck Ebay and Paypal seriously, I have stopped using it years ago, when I essentially "gave away" a free MacBook to some lying asshole in US and was left with Paypal fees to pay!! WTF!! Thye never helped and I never saw my money and was in debt!! Never using that scam website again!

[@Doctors_TARDIS]

It's October 2021 at 4:40 Dank says 1 million subs would be pretty slammin. Current sub count is 979,000

[@Doctors_TARDIS]

It's Halloween and the Dingus Counter says 998,000!

[@dubiousmoonpie6155]

The deed has been done

[@JackKrivan]

​@@Doctors_TARDIS the dingus counter😂

[@Kronus713]

8:48 "How dare you steal a nugget from me?!" I felt that :'(

[@Keatoil]

Rip

[@qpol]

never using ebay again 💔

[@friyaTOO]

R.I.P. Goodman's Nugget 2000s - 2020

[@Archotech_3301]

Indeed rest in peace goodman

[@prod.internet]

the paper towel literally looks like someone went to a public bathroom, yanked open the dispenser and stole the towel, it would explain why it was 1 ply and had no perforation

[@daggern15]

And why it wasn't sealed at the end like every paper towel roll I've ever purchased

[@anokata-kd8oc]

Haha I know students who steel the toilet paper from the S-Bahn :D

[@yammmit]

@@anokata-kd8oc steal

[@anokata-kd8oc]

@@yammmit Aaaah..yes

[@dannydev4294]

You're "not allowed" to show your emails? What are they going to do? That's not against any laws I'm aware of.

[@paveltrout]

"if EA's games stink then don't buy them!" wise words.

[@Dragon-xd9em]

Wise indeed

[@WiiUniverse]

I've wanted to buy some of PopCap's older games diring the steam sale but didn't as I refuse to give EA any of my money. I'll be buying the games used instead.

[@saturniunyttech679]

@@WiiUniverse just pirate them

[@CharlesP2009]

* Preorders Madden NFL 21 *

[@TheTomco11]

I bought a game on steam, didn't realise it was ea. Refunded it 2 hours after downloading it it was that bad

[@AceoftheDragoons]

The beginning but absolutely killed me. I saw the Vegemite, and I was like, "Ok, whatever, I get it, Australians like vegemite-" and then I saw the toothbrush and just about died.

[@xtrathiccboi]

I’m filled with the sadness for you those poor nuggets

[@IasEatsIT]

Press f for the goodmans

[@ashleapatterson82]

@@IasEatsIT f

[@timdasilvamickley]

I feel sorry for the guy in the comment compilation that got the wooden box for his dogs ashes with it's name on it scratched up. I am so sorry dude.

[@hippieduck]

😭 Yes.

[@rolandchristensen5889]

L

[@RobTopala]

@@rolandchristensen5889 fuck you

[@qwertyuiop-kd4qq]

i agree with@@RobTopala , FUCK YOU

[@nhkuser]

@@rolandchristensen5889 fuck you mate

[@DJRS9045]

The one dislike is from the ebay global shipping service

[@jonathanterline384]

and the 5 is from all the different ebay workers he talked to

[@gamechaser002]

and the other 6 are from Pitney Bowes....

[@aarshdeepsahota153]

And the 23 are from the sellers

[@beefchillingham6790]

Yeah from the single employee working at the eBay global shipping service

[@DJRS9045]

@@jonathanterline384 lmfao you got me weak

[@skeptic_lemon]

The history of Frank is nice. That's how If found one of my favourite hobbies. I went onto youtube, you were recommended to me, and now I'm an audiophile. Thank you.

[@tatraurbex]

The mp3 player from Slovakia is actually my friends. He was selling it. Pozrdav od Slovenska! (Greetings from Slovakia!)

[@snakercz]

přesně tenhle komentář jsem hledal

[@jurajpiskorik1796]

Haha chlapi, nečakal som niečo také. Slovakia crew! XD

[@jpelc]

Eeej i Češi a Slováci tu jsou 😆

[@qcel23]

zdravim :D

[@chronicallyacute9665]

Peckaaa

[@Sheriff_McPants]

I sold a pair of OEM headlights for my car on ebay, as i bought aftermarket ones. They sold for around $500 and Ebay took nearly a 30% cut of it. Are you kidding me Ebay? It cost me about as much as you took from me as it did to even SHIP them! I hardly made $80 on the damn things!

[@AustinMichael]

Uh fees on that would be 10% plus paypal fees which are 2.9% + 30 cents a transaction. You aren't confusing the taxes are you?

[@jayscoottey]

Thank you for the PSA. I won’t ever use their service as a seller. Seems like a great opportunity for a competitor to come into the space and promise quality control.

[@domesticcat1725]

Ebay has plenty of competitors, sadly almost all of them are only at a country level

[@thepylonperspective]

As a man from Tennessee I can confirm that the Kentucky facility stole your Goodman…

[@motherhors7036]

Iphone: *$2k sealed.* Ebay worker: Heheh, yoink.

[@shyzah1952]

You think this is bad? I purchased a 350 dollar sony fh15r 1985 mini hifi audio system from Columbia (im in the USA) and Columbia customs opened the entire thing up and drilled into the transformer, the capacitors, and other electrical components trying to find drugs! They didnt even bother putting the screws back! 1 year later and I still think about this. I didn't even get my money back from ebay! (refused to get the money back from seller since it wasnt his fault). When I turned it on, it short circuited and died cause they drilled the transformer and literally everything remotely larger than a tiny capacitor. Not even the fuses could save it :(

[@shyzah1952]

@@AnonymousGentooman yeah I meant colombia lol. I accidentally spelled it like the clothing brand.

[@ketmax2805]

F

[@33screamingfrogs34]

about 2 years ago i bought a super rare bootleg furby off ebay from argentina, shipping to canada. tracker says it's still in argentinian customs.

[@salahgoogleeisa9158]

@@33screamingfrogs34 really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

[@ketmax2805]

@@33screamingfrogs34 Damn, that requires extraordinary talent right there.

[@mikekachowski2797]

That part when he split open the banana and toothpaste... comedy gold

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

I legit had some laughy-tears flowing.

[@casualcomputing6064]

Jus gotta make sure it's a banana, Yeh it's a banana

[@iamjwu]

Stumbling across this video now and this part made my 2022.

[@AgentTasmania]

The sheer subtlety of the toothbrush when withdrawing the Vegemite tube

[@roux6715]

‘1 mill would be smashing’ Congratulations! (:

[@Antigen__]

That split-second where you reached for the vegemite with a toothbrush in hand has to be the best bit of visual comedy I've ever seen.

[@matiasaguilar2500]

Timestamp?

[@Antigen__]

@@matiasaguilar2500 Literally the beginning of the video

[@farinaballerina]

yeah that was awesome! came to the comments to see who else noticed it

[@lucy_sl]

umm what's vegemite? I'm a foreigner i didn't get the joke:/

[@matiasaguilar2500]

@@lucy_sl yeah me neither

[@creativename.]

Customer: **writes a complain** ebay: **reads complain** ...wait, I can't read.

[@Leurak]

all big companies support basically

[@danashurst8579]

we conducted a thorough investigation, and determined that we can't read. Thanks for using eBay!

[@jadenknott]

@@danashurst8579 **THE MADS!**

[@OrangeXJam]

Bu I cana a see I am legally bli

[@Nick-qm1re]

This sign doesn't stop me cause I can't read

[@sedrosken831]

On behalf of all Kentuckians I'd like to apologize for your experience.

[@KipdoesStuff]

My Corvette was assembled Kentucky, good job.

[@portablerefrigerator4902]

69th like

[@kylejscheffler]

Get that shit stained fucking turtle out of office

[@1secondarysmile]

i live in kentucky and i am so sorry :(

[@rich.wishes]

They put an *ebay* facility in *kentucky* ...what did they expect? This is coming from a Kentuckian

[@hypotheticallywhatiskyle]

Sue them, especially considering the USP was sealed vintage collectible. That’s where the entire value of the item lays

[@Skorpeonismyrealname]

Here's another for the montage: I bought 30ish pounds of LEGO off Ebay once. I received less than half the weight of the shipment. Box was cushed and ripped open, bags inside were slashed and leaking parts, and two of the four figures I bought it for were just outright gone. FedEx delivery guy literally told me to my face "Sorry if anything is missing, the shipping center here messed up." Seller was willing to give me a partial refund outside of Ebay, since they refused to.

Hopefully they now have Lego all over their floor.

[@KSPAtlas]

@ and every employee steps on it

[@Jazzatic2011]

@@KSPAtlas and every employee steps on it... and they still don’t find all the pieces.

[@chainedhex]

​@@Jazzatic2011and every employee stubs a toe 100 times a day

[@leonardode-pinchy3234]

Someone legitimately needs to sue eBay! They need to learn what their doing to people’s stuff is wrong and scandalous.

[@Dragon-xd9em]

Make a petition I will be the first one to sign it.

[@Emira_75]

Dragonplayz - gaming and more why don’t you make a petition then

[@relo999]

I'm honestly surprised this hasn't been a class action lawsuit yet.

[@FazalFariz]

It's all in their terms & agreements we make with them as we purchase or sell something. eBay is famous for the bully they are. The government prioritizes national security and eBay would pull that card to win, since customs have the rights to do it anyway and get away with it.

[@thelaxsoviet5922]

@@FazalFariz screw them then

[@2Vilapupu]

I'm so glad SOMEONE mentions how HORRIBLE eBAy's Global Shipping program is. I've only had one experience as a seller, but now i try to avoid it. Been following recent, dude and already love ur vids. Can't wait to see more! I'll leave my story here: My story starts in Dec 2017. There was a nintendo switch game that had a "collectors/special" edition here in the US. I bought one but my bro managed to get one elsewhere, so I had an extra item to stare, all new and sealed for months to come. A few months later I put the item on sale on eBay as buy it now /w offer.. and goes to the normal procedure I go with shipping and all. Late 2018, I manage to sell it for a good price for the buyer and a price I'm happy with. I used bubble warp and put it on a cardboard, even adding those big air cushions, to keep it safe. A week or less later, eBay emails me that my "recent purchase through the Global Shipping Program has shipped from the Global Shipping Center" so at that point everything seems to go well. 10 days later it's already out of the US, and the seller gets it eventually. I thought that would be then end of it, but NOPE! Imagine going throughout your day, enjoying with the bit of extra cash, just to get a concerning email from eBay about the seller requesting a return of the item AND a refund. I was FRUSTRATED and angered, and also sad to see how the box was COMPLETELY DESTROYED AND CUT (can't find the pic the dude sent me but it was a nightmare and looked like a kid had packaged it). I thankfully had proof that wasn't what I shipped, and also went to the ebay forum for help, which i found after some research. I replied to the buyer about it, and emailed eBay support. It took around 2 days from just one reply to get to a GSP specialist, and I thankfully kept the sell, with ebay issuing a full refund to the buyer. BUT BOY WAS THIS A WASTE OF TIME! If I didn't act fast enough it would had ended bad. I CAN'T IMAGINE how the buyer must had been, since the item I sold him has gone up in price since then. WHAT A WASTE OF TIME, EBAY GLOBAL SHIPPING SERVICE! (and yes, this was the Kentucky center)

[@dputra]

Crazy they still did this for years without even trying to fix this issue

[@TatsByTaco]

They do that to make sure you didn’t ship drugs

[@atrejo27]

Rip

[@hoshimiyaeki]

Brandon Torres if they have more facilities instead of just that one which receives the entire bulk, they can go through each package more carefully with a lesser chance of these destruction and the workers there won’t be doing as poorly. I mean come on if you have to handle that amount of load every single day of your life, you are bound to go through everything quickly to get it done and over with. Which explains the reckless slashing open of the boxes. The workers don’t really care anymore.

[@xebrandon2772]

It’s eBay as a whole, they’re despicable I’m going to leave this here: www.cnet.com/news/former-ebay-employees-charged-with-cyberstalking-couple-who-were-critical-of-company/

[@wobbles478]

Ebay should be fucking sued for this reason here 8:37

[@Siknik64]

"Look what they did to my boy!" That's my favorite quote of all time, and it came from an Aussie calling out a shady company for being shady.

[@waffledemon62]

It's actually from a movie. Cant remember which but yeah

[@thesnorg1442]

@@waffledemon62 the godfather

[@TorutheRedFox]

they're not shady, but they're careless as fuck

[@Siknik64]

@@TorutheRedFox I call them shady if they're allowing the shipment of "sealed" items but opening the items and then not allowing for a refund.

[@Siknik64]

@@waffledemon62 I know it came from that movie, but I was referring to this video in particular.

[@tuckyking3399]

I'm cringing at the thought of an old game box like the og Super Mario Bros in mint condition being slashed up and ruined in the shipping process

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

That's like a massive destruction of worth. the game itself sells here for about 5-15€, with box it goes up to about 30-40€, and that's not even in mint condition, just by having the packaging with it.

[@WA_Stokins]

I can't even remember who but someone on Twitter had a misb copy of Speed Racer on SNES unsealed by global shipping.

[@shmaymondshmoos5180]

a mint sib copy of SMB for the NES is like 10k, open the plastic and you would be lucky to get $100 for it

[@ryanlovesmicrowaves]

now imagine the gold nwc cart

[@asmolbean9300]

Oh no I literally feel sick thinking about that

[@sonicrockz1011]

You cant say “we will refund you” and then not refund you... edit: WHERES THE GOODMAN

[@normalminecraftletsplay]

what

[@prski4206]

@@normalminecraftletsplay Saul Goodman Google it.

[@brazgazz]

@@prski4206 it's all good man.

[@Foxii-86]

"Hey Ebay, you package items carefully, right?" Ebay: "What does carefully mean?"

[@matthewmoore4044]

I feel like I just spent 25 minutes of my life looking at those peoples stories. *and boy do they prove eBay sucks*

[@matthewmoore4044]

Thanks for the heart :D

[@Dragon-xd9em]

@@matthewmoore4044 yay you got a heart

[@mdwm1981]

yeah ive never even bothered buying off ebay. The shipping prices are so utterly ridiculous that its never worth it. So I guess thats a win

[@Spentbrass42]

oh yeah it sucks

[@Spentbrass42]

buut you can get amazing deals on items if youre lucky

[@IdeallyLeeLee]

just remind yourself that you know dank pods before he hits 1 million subscribers :)

[@IdeallyLeeLee]

omg he liked.

[@LunaForeverr]

i knew before 50k lol

[@IdeallyLeeLee]

FIERCEDINO080 same he used to be my little secret lmao

[@psihodelicnelicnosti]

Yess

[@slddl]

Same

[@captainrisky6561]

Wish: we have the worst ever online buying experience Ebay: hold my beer

[@Tsukkinara]

Wish honestly isn't even bad tbh, its just the long ass shipping times and well, you get exactly what you should expect for paying the cheap price

[@aortaplatinum]

Wish is just the dollar store but you have to wait two months for your trash to arrive

[@Tsukkinara]

@@aortaplatinum Yeah, pretty much, and like any dollar store, you can actually find some decent things lol

[@linussextips7192]

this never gets old haha.

[@gamingnubs7628]

Tbh Wish is only bad because of the bootleg crap they sell. (And the shipping) Ebay on the other hand... oh boy. Ebay GSP just tears stuff open to look for illegal shit. I ordered a HIGHLY collectable Sonic 2 Tiger LCD game and they literally BROKE IT IN HALF.

[@Thumper17]

I ordered some stuff from eBay recently and they all arrived in immaculate condition except for the one thing that came through the eBay Shipping center. It wasn't packaged very well but I can only assume eBay screwed up the package but it was Video CD copies of my favourite movies and they're very rare. They come in jewel cases and the cases were trashed. Luckily I had some old CDs I could transplant pieces from and a tube of super glue and they look fine now, but it was a real piss off.

[@herpingandgaming]

No joke, I ordered a 3 pack of toothpaste from Amazon that were all slashed open just like shown here. In my head canon, it was an ode to the DankPod

[@spiderpickle3255]

I ordered a 3 pack of toothpaste from amazon. the box was beat to hell and the toothpaste was old with a consistency more like clay. I hate buying anything from anywhere other than a local brick & mortar because of crap like that.

[@Jarvalicious]

I sold something on eBay once, instead of a basic cardboard box, I built one out of plywood and screws. The buyer was so thrilled at how secure the package was. Oh yeah, and the lumber + screws was the same price as buying a cardboard box

[@Takimeko]

Huge doubt on that "same price as buying a cardboard box" claim.

[@L44tsmasher735]

@@Takimeko I can buy a large box for 50-75c USD, so, yee, he lyin

[@DerrickRG]

@@L44tsmasher735 Nobody cares what YOU did.

[@danakanam5]

plywood and screws are cheap but I don’t think its that cheap.

[@TheBeefTeam]

Imagine being eBay and having the nerve to call the global ship a “service” as though it’s actually useful

[@iggyzulaica8521]

i guess you got to the 1M sub goal

[@rupunzell19]

I straight up lost it when you said COFFEE in that tone

[@arteonyx]

13:13

[@WiiUniverse]

Sealed iPod: * exists * eBay: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@Microplastic_Therapy]

iPod: aw shit, here we go again

[@spaghetti9067]

It’s really shitty that someone thought that even though it’s clearly marked on the box that they cut the Apple wrap (literally the most satisfying thing) off a CLASSIC iPod Jesus

[@Dragon-xd9em]

We should muder that person who did that..

[@thecaptainnoodles]

Dragonplayz - gaming and more don’t joke about murder... oh wait why would this be a joke?

[@raynearnold7545]

@@Dragon-xd9em No... more like sacrifice to satan

[@eddiedont]

i can feel your pain. i admire your calmness throughout this whole situation. i would have written a mean letter with colorful language to address this

[@theskywolfwarrior6060]

My dad was selling spare, very good condition motherboards on ebay, the buyer returned them saying they were broken. We received an empty box from the buyer and ebay required us to refund his whole $100+ sale. Ebay is such a shitty company

[@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem]

my local website is never bad

[@BlueblueN]

Fuck Ebay and Paypal seriously, I have stopped using it years ago, when I essentially "gave away" a free MacBook to some lying asshole in US and was left with Paypal fees to pay!! WTF!! Thye never helped and I never saw my money and was in debt!! Never using that scam website again!

[@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem]

use cashconverters

[@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem]

is better than ebay

[@Stoic_Lizard]

I understand why people use it, but I've never bought anything from ebay and probably never will. I'm not a collector though, so I don't really know what alternatives are out there for stuff like this.

[@NovusWitch]

Oh my, I’m an eBay seller who has used GSP and thankfully my customers haven’t had any issues. But I didn’t even know that these were issues to be had!! None of the other eBay sellers seem to be talking about the damage/missing items/etc, just that the buyers don’t like paying extra shipping. However, as sellers we’re encouraged to use GSP for tracking purposes...and so eBay can make their extra money, of course.

[@uhadme]

Customer returns with MISSING parts and they issue full refund Send you a 'tough luck' message saying they will note if the buyer does it to other sellers. I got ripped off and eBay is accomplice.. plain and simple Class action lawsuits is all these cowards understand

[@dmrsdump3994]

Dank in July 2020: ''Ah yeah, 1 million, never gonna happen'' Dank now: 978k

[@southpaw117]

As a collector myself, this is why I always get pissed with my coworkers when they carelessly dig their knives in and slice all the way across. I slice a small nick at the edge and simply use the force of the lid opening to tear through the rest of the tape. No damage to the products, and no extra time or strength utilized versus completely unsealed lids.

[@angeleaterstudios1004]

Usually what I do is puncture in at one end from the top, and then lever it so I'm cutting it sideways so I don't cut anything inside since my blade is in line with the flaps of the box

[@southpaw117]

@@angeleaterstudios1004 That way still makes me nervous, so I save that technique only for reinforced tape.

[@Laminity]

My mom works at the shipping center and i told her to open em carefully and she does. Yesterday she opened an ipod very carefully. If its yours, your welcome :=

[@MakersMuse]

Ah man time to pretend to be in those countries and use private forwarders XD what a joke ebay is.

[@anexaz666]

Hi Angus Love your videos

[@33screamingfrogs34]

@Neil Degrasse Tyson pluto is a real planet

[@ThylineTheGay]

😄

[@Dragon-xd9em]

I watch ur channel

[@werdcore1985]

Maker's Muse sue eBay

[@dilbertpickle1659]

"1 million subs would be pretty good" Good news, buddy

[@fuzzydane2090]

This reminds me of when I paid a dude 20$ extra to pack my graphics card with bubble wrap and some newspaper. Got a box with a still rolled up roll of bubble wrap, yesterdays neatly folded newspaper and the card rattling around the box along with it. ...I guess he did as I said lol.

[@Cornelius87]

lol imagine how confused the seller was "this guy wants me to send him bubble wrap and the newspaper too? Whatever as long as he pays"

[@cydonia9342]

I bought an i9-9900k and it was RATTLING AROUND IN THE BOX

[@irwanclark3387]

@@cydonia9342 I mean that shouldn't happen but its not as bad as a gpu.

[@thecriticalcanadian]

Ebay watching you pack at the end "Man, this guy is good.... we must hire him!"

[@casualcomputing6064]

*Ebay rapidly taking notes*

[@middle_pickup]

You're "not allowed" to show your emails? What are they going to do? That's not against any laws I'm aware of.

[@ShellShock794]

I assume since it's Australia they probably have some laws against it. It's not like the U.S where we can post the most private of legal documents on Instagram

[@Yilmaister]

also, there are terms of use

[@apacheattackhelicopter5823]

He’s not allowed showing that ebay scammed him by saying they will issue a refund

[@vwertix1662]

@@ShellShock794 No, its just to try to scare people to shut up.

[@daylen577]

@@Yilmaister Terms of use are not a legal contract, they can only refuse to do business with you if you break it but they'd still have to prove damages to sue you. Beyond that, a private corporation can't exactly get you sent to jail, they'd still have to file a police report or get a DA on board to press criminal charges.

[@armaanchaudhary8994]

"200k is still outstanding" oh man if only you knew

[@sharpesttoolintheshed492]

eBay: *opens his sealed iPod* [ angry uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ noises ]

[@saturniunyttech679]

Only sa!ssne will understand

[@PeacefulAutistic]

I buy from Japanese ebay sellers as a game collector and guess what? They use the Japanese post not through any other company. It gets sent through a few other countries before hitting me but it’s never hitting eBay’s international shipping companies. It’s perfect. All my US ebay packages come through the USPS. That makes it great. Btw the Japanese post office for an SNES game uses a tiny bubble mailer wrapping it as tight as they can. Like the package is just big enough to hold the game so it doesn’t rattle around like crazy in the mailer. It’s just there. If it’s a DS game the person will put it in a plastic DS game protector unless they have the game case and they wrap it extra. It’s perfect!

[@mintybudgie]

whenever i buy japanese game consoles and such, they always ship with fedex which is nice since they use the fastest shipping possible for free. i always avoid buying from the us when i can and when i did have to use the gsp. i waited A MONTH for my package.

[@gashferohira2635]

"We all have dreams... 1 million subs" Well here we are

[@realomegadrumer]

Customer: noooooooooo you can't just randomly open up/unseal boxes and packaging and just throw it all in some other box in worse condition with nothing in it and do fake advertising you monster noooo eBay Global Shipping: *haha big packaging knife go **_doom ultra nightmare mode_*

[@MichaelNorth]

Somehow my brain translated "arsenic filled wallpaper" to "asbestos toilet paper" and I had to go back and listen again to see if you really said that. Now I'm trying to decide which would be worse.

[@ponivi]

For the wallpaper, On one hand, poison On the other is shit... probably the wallpaper

[@xXxmlg_vacxXx]

Asbestos is also toxic

[@three1215]

"If EA's games stink, don't buy them!" 2 years later he was proven right.

[@Schnort]

He was right at the time

[@honeybadger6275]

I mean, that's been the case with ea and activision for over a decade.

[@StarryMysts]

oh wow a gacha pfp 0:

[@kellymacias7340]

I have a cousin who moved away not to long ago (He is a big fan of Fnaf so this will come into play later) Now my Cousin finally decided that he will finally buy A Golden/Shadow Freddy plush still with their tags. These 2 Plush are really rare and he spent a good 500 Bucks on them, when the package finally arrived both the plush were missing their tag and the fabric was cut resulting in a giant opening on the side of one of the plush. Ebay agreed to pay the refund them self but they never did. My cousin didn't what the seller for a refund seeing as it was not their fault. This entire story could be finished off with Ebay sucks

[@explodingegg123]

as fnaf fan this breaks my heart

[@dotwashere4498]

as a collector in general this makes me wanna stab someone.

[@jackschumann8440]

Ebay is a horrible company

[@YogoBites]

I feel that pain, the one time I ordered a plush off eBay (toy Freddy) they cut his eye and slashed his nose, the 2 things I CAN’T fix

[@lvbboi9]

This is an evil not even William could accomplish

[@graemeottey]

I love the addition of the packing hammer, just to snug everything down.

[@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R]

I bought a 10GB 1st gen from America after getting sniped on a local listing, now I'm praying to whatever higher power there is that it arrives in decent shape.

[@vedantagrawal9530]

Please keep us posted.

[@niclikescakes]

id love to hear the outcome of this so keep us updated

[@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R]

It'll be a good while before I can say how it turned out, it arrives on the 25th at least.

[@absolboi334]

Best of luck to you

[@Kalvinjj]

Global Shipping program or seller sent by himself? I've always bought from listings the seller shipped himself, almost always Japan with SAL shipping and it all came perfectly. The one that didn't arrive at all was one from China that they said was tracked but lo and behold - was not. At least I did get a refund on that.

[@plomors]

“1 million subs, that would be pretty slamin’”

[@Meester_]

I love how they slap the eBay logo on the packaging like they're proud of the way they massacred your boy.

[@rainthier9532]

This is why my mom doesn’t sell internationally on ebay.

[@MosoKaiser]

Your mom can't send stuff abroad without GSP?

[@bitterlemonboy]

*mom

[@johndprob]

@@bitterlemonboy totally possible that he could have 2 moms.

[@feralcatgirlmedia]

@@bitterlemonboy "moms" is a valid word when you take into account the different varieties of english dialects/vernaculars that exist. this comment is stupid, like who are you trying to impress?

[@750tiprogamer]

@@johndprob wouldn't it be 'moms dont' then?

[@Ravn7]

Here in Norway it's really expensive to import things. If something costs 20$ + 5$ shipping. The toll customs will add extra 10-20$ to it.

[@HadiyaTheGift]

I love the Frank cameos. I hope we get to see more of her.

[@DankPods]

She runs my whole instagram 👌

[@Chirrpy]

@@DankPods Is Frank like a Cat/Dog to you?

[@Chirrpy]

@@DankPods I love how she's just sitting outside eating a carton of something, Frank is a wholesome little lady.

[@galiojusticejustice3191]

Opening the sealed shrink wrap that the product originally came in to check for tampering is like breaking a clear glass window to check if a product has been stolen from the other side when you can see it.

[@thelaxsoviet5922]

well said

[@beebroe]

I‘m sorry man, I literally could not keep watching after you showed what they did to the 2nd gen, it did like 30 points of psychic damage

[@thecaptainnoodles]

Do you mean psychological damage?

[@conno02]

@@thecaptainnoodles nonono, this guy's living in the fuckin world of pokemon

[@thefallcor1]

don't listen to these dumbos. I get'chu my D&D brother :D

[@Pushplar]

Darth Mook I feel you both.. eBay global shipping is truly a disgrace

[@null-00000]

@@conno02 no dumbass, it's DND you fool