Funny Tumblr Posts (And More!) | Binge Compilation #2

[@sgtwhisker26]

1:06 This entire conversation leads up to asking a rabbi if eating a dinosaur would be considered kosher

[@biscuits2652]

Jock x nerd is the greatest trope in any romance especially when they both like sharing their interests with each other

[@Nokyyyyy]

And now there is a web toon called nerd and jock (they are 2 best friends bois but you might get pleasantly surprised by their other relationships)

[@MagnusPeccatori]

There's the webcomic Nerd & Jock, but they're not in a relationship (despite the fact that everyone ships them lol), they're just best friends, and the comic is super wholesome!

[@Nokyyyyy]

@@MagnusPeccatori I agree !!

[@Infernoraptor]

"Man-eating, giant chicken". OP is prepping for Jurassic Park

[@sgtwhisker26]

So dinosaurs are not kosher

[@lukescastle]

As a Jew I can confirm that Dinosuars are intact kosher because they aren't mentioned in the Torah

[@forgetfuldullahan5468]

@sgtwhisker2635 wait but birds are dinosaurs, so only small dinosaurs are kosher!

[@Randoinyourwalls423]

8:11 The AtLA live action. That way, it's actually entertaining.

[@FBI-sr2eg]

8:11 John Wick, Keanu Reeves goes on a violent muppet killing rampage

[@gotchufam2964]

The first one reminded me of a Korean show my mom watches. These famous Korean actors visit different provinces all over Korea and each province has their own unique dishes and things they’re known for. I don’t watch much Korean drama and am by no means a Koreaboo, but whenever my mom watches that show I get sucked in because the food looks so damn good. That show made my mom want to travel to different provinces in Korea, and I feel the same way. Me and my mom wish that our country’s provinces also had many unique dishes as well. There’s so much potential, if only we were more creative. 😂

[@lechking941]

unless ya life in someplace kind of stuck ya just got to start looking around.

[@Ryanisthere]

i need a comprehensive theory of consciousness before im going anywhere near a teleporter, i must know whether or not this consciousness is preserved between teleports

[@venomousfrog5546]

It depends on the teleportation method, for me (on top of the nature of consciousness issue): if teleportation is achieved by folding space, portals, or some other certainly-continuous-existence method, then it's fine no matter the nature of consciousness. However, if it involves something that could cause a discontinuity (such as star trek transporters) then I would be extremely wary.

[@voidwalker3919]

5:32 got a great quote that really sums up that difference of British/American. Americans think 100 years is a long time. The British think 100 miles is a long way.

[@asirithwelzorn5907]

2:18 thought you said PewDiePie and 8 year old daughter at first

[@Midnyte_Angel]

Oh good I'm glad it wasn't just me😂

[@FBI-sr2eg]

The Pompeii gay lovers thing isn’t really that unbelievable when you hear that a LOOOOOOT of ancient Romans and Ancient Greeks were gay, like to the point that there were multiple ancient texts discovered about people bragging about having a brothel of men

[@calebroberts5524]

25:16 “the teacher who bought with their own money” what kind of school you all go to? At every one of my previous schools have had a fund raiser to get the pizza; everyone had to pay $10 dollars or they couldn’t eat pizza. you got the size of the slices right though

[@nobodybutaghost]

12:12 hilarious thing happened today when in my last class of the day (English) our teacher was like, "hey guys, can we put on some music" and played one of her own playlist. Over all great stuff, some Modest Mouse, Noah Kahn, some classics, then pumped up kicks played. We had a lockdown drill earlier that day. It hadn't even been four hours. And we all begged her to play the song still (she didn't)

[@eroomthokk9634]

the hobbit but it’s just human Gandalf and the rest are muppets

[@lucaselias9824]

2:33 I hate humanity... If anyone has an argument for not hating humanity tell me.

[@Zflame1997]

Honestly, I got nothing, I'm just surprised that humanity has made it this far.

[@soozymeow]

That person replying to OP in the Jock Girl x Nerd Boy… Okay, so I’m not gonna assume they have issues, maybe they’ve gotten so used to seeing the “tall girl = intimidating and not hot” thing But immediately assuming that no other guy is into her because she’s tall, when nothing in the original post suggested that It is kinda weird

[@Flannel-Channel8837]

I need a highschool drama series that just a bunch students in mr whites class and the whole series is centered around them writing a short fanfic about how their chemistry teacher is secretly a meth king pin The whole series is about three seasons long and what was supposed to be a short short fanfic quickly evolved and devolved into a full blown drama book about betrayal, mortality, murder and other stuff (idk i didnt watch breaking bad yet) It runs for three or four seasons each is a new school year. The students previously ran their idea through mr white who thought the idea was hilarious and gave his approval to use his name but asked to change his wife and kids names. The friend-group over the school years starts to lose and gain members and eventually becomes a whole ass club as they continue to argue over whos version of the story should be the "Canon" and they really cant decide how to end the series because fukin kyle keeps coming with plots that are too good not to include At the season finale the original three friends who started the whole thing through many trials and tribulations and so much personal grudges and mistakes finally put all that aside to finish the project they started freshman year and get it run pass the principle and superintendent to do it as a play.

[@Fitzcrackers4prez]

The whole girl jock and guy nerd thing sounds a whole lot like "dont toy with me, miss nagatoro".

[@Nokyyyyy]

Thanks for the reminder to watch season 2

[@CassArttStudio]

that show could never dream of being jock girl x nerd guy. the stuff she does is almost straight up abuse.

[@Err0r-404-z6e]

Or if your in the navy (my brother is in the navy and was brought to Spain) 5:06

[@Dagnylokibarn]

I have a dental appointment for dec 22 like I’m not gonna actually be in a completely different city seeing my family.

[@intrusive...thoughts]

I remember when you had like 500 subs and now your at 23 k omg 👁️👄👁️ like dude you awesome

[@finneandowney3892]

8:13 The Fault in Our Stars but we keep John Green

[@thefiretipepikachu4400]

We just read a story called bleeding on the sidewalk.It's about a guy that gets stabbed and then dies on the sidewalk. That thing about the 10th graders.Having to read the most messed up should ever is real

[@Flannel-Channel8837]

Pirates of the Caribbean all of them yes even the ones after at worlds end. And of course johnny depp or maybe the actor who played william turner as i would love to see their first duel be done but Captain Jack Sparrow is a fucking muppet.

[@Nokyyyyy]

Sonic the hedgehog movies 1 and 2 but every character is a muppet. Except Eggnan. He's already Jim Carey

[@alexandersean4708]

8:43 OK, maybe it's just bros being bros, or maybe it's the man who left graffiti that said "All women will weep, for I will only make love to other men for the rest of my days!"

[@Galacticwolf_115]

8:12 Friday the 13th and Jason is the only human character

[@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t]

30:24 all news outlets.

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

the correct answer for the Video Game Grey Morality is fight for their freedom, so what if SOME of them aren't nice to you, nobody deserves t9o be enslaved and murdered

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

michrobrachis dicky reading is giving lowkey biggus dickus vibes lol

[@SunshineTheLover]

okay if i had to pick a movie with one person and the rest are muppets id choose enchanted. going from 2d animation to muppets irl and having that one stubborn dude be the only real person would add a layer of comedy that the movie is lacking

[@dragonetafireball]

30:19 The Greatest Showman

[@skeleton_craftGaming]

Well question was never answered. Does chicken bacon taste good?

[@spongebobguy2cook]

If youre updateing an address why add unnedded info most people dont suddenly change the country theyre in

[@portl1298]

Videogames are a form of media, so a good answer would be COD 2019. The game itself was fine but it’s the game that really sent shooter games as a genre into its downward spiral of micro transactions and stale gameplay.

[@_marshP]

17:00 Tigers consider Other Tigers as predators. Wear a mask on the back of your head and a tiger is less likely to jump you.

[@chillperson4068]

Regarding 8:11 Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool

[@RebelTheArtGal]

What's the other meaning of CNC coz' I just know it in the machining way too

[@thod-thod]

Who was at 4:36

[@ruskibot7745]

Browsing r9k is you first problem

[@Palmtop_User]

Ok whats the other meaning of CNC?

[@Banshee718]

30:29 easily fortnite,do you know how tireing it is to see every good game go to the battlepass monetization method? Like i woke up one day,hopped on dead by daylight and bam,battlepass,overwatch which i paid 60$ for and bam battlepass,FUCK BATTLEPASS

[@lechking941]

ok just watched this dudes first binge, (SOMEONE WARN PM! he has COMPATITION! if not a brother of industry)