Ed vs. The Laptop Dealer

[@respectedgentleman4322]

Ed Powell calling women "sir". Ed Powell giving himself promotions to captain. Ed Powell asking for phone numbers and then interrupting with wrong digits. Ahh, like the good old days!!!

[@johne9898]

CLASSIC!!!!

[@TheBerndude]

Ed Powell for Police Commissioner!

[@TheZigzach]

Laptop dealer has been getting calls for years from all the legends.

[@Sisteray]

“This is so emotional”

[@jimmycsays]

Yeah ever since he went to rekall

[@wally123ish]

Laptop dealer is a legend now.

[@jimmycsays]

The laptop dealer needs to stop answering his phone to unknown numbers. If not, he will not survive.

[@doriangray6735]

His mama didn’t give him enough toys to play with when he wuz yung

[@vitesse_arnhem]

@@doriangray6735 And his father, the belt, he beat him with the BELT

[@HamanKarn567]

The labtop dealer is a top tier victim lmao

[@thelonercoder5816]

man im crying laughing at the "sir" part at the end with the woman. Literally in tears. my side hurt LOL

[@bill832]

Officer Ed Powell is the best!!!! I love how he screws up the phone number over and over again. 🤣😂 And then he keepings calling the lady sir.

[@Pineoilheavan]

Yeah his voice clips are great. Officer Johnson is another good one to hear. Of course we can’t leave out the Troop County deputy with his excellent southern accent.

[@lenny1680]

@@Pineoilheavan keep runnin' your mouth- somethin' gonna be done bout you

[@MegaOshawott]

Under the new Michigan bill, he would be guilty of a felony punishable by imprisonment for not more than 5 years, or by a fine of not more than $10,000.

[@johnsonlong8491]

Mam! You need to grow up you are very immature! (Officer Hart quote)

[@SirLoinBeefsteak]

I love how Ed Powell talks over people while they’re trying to proclaim their innocence 😂

[@respectedgentleman4322]

Proper police work

[@postumusagrippa7723]

This is getting to miles Bennet Dyson brutalizing granny levels.

[@DKG82]

Laptop Dealer is so underrated 😂😂

[@JSB-2Z-2K]

fr he's such a good sport 😂

[@ilovemykitties84]

i love when he keeps calling her sir

[@davefox7516]

It's Deputy Martin from the Sheriff's department!!! When deputy Martin calls, it's always funny, (and confusing for those who receive the call.)👍

[@davefox7516]

"I'm not a sir!" O.K. sir. LOL!!!!

[@dip.2271]

What sheriff’s department?

[@davefox7516]

@@dip.2271 I'M AT BIG DADDY'S PIZZA LOL!

[@ijusttoldyou9139]

@@dip.2271 Big Daddys 🍕

[@Axess-sv8nq]

I'm down here at Big Daddy's Pizza.

[@panickedpenguin1731]

Everyone just trying to get busy with the police lol 😂

[@kennymeadows2688]

Can't stop laughing 😆 🤣 can't believe how easy these people get roped in

[@darrenrambarran7788]

Gotta love the laptop dealer still after all this time. How he hasn't found us all online is amazing

[@chemicalimbalance7030]

I don’t think those laptops he deals get internet

[@M-Batman]

He Actually did recently...

[@sbj97]

@L.McFailson 😂

[@readwrite769]

You got the Powell soundboard down good now!😂😂😂

[@danielbuenrostro]

Deputy Martin, master of confusion

[@konducta3095]

And uh we’re listening to you as your listening to us listening to you and uh and uh wh-ho are you again sir?

[@Lbf5677]

Well you need to stop n quit calling here

[@Stoned2daBone-r4g]

This is Big Daddy's Pizza

[@shilohe4685]

There’s nobody callin ya

[@thedirtybubble9613]

Listening to this reduces my stress a little bit. Thank you sir.

[@Mark-Smeaton]

Mine too.

[@RefugeeOfModernity]

one of the few things that still makes me lmao

[@christophercruz1513]

Bro if you feeling stressed out. Talk with me. You can vent out. Life is hard and I going through it

[@Hangar1318]

Why are you acting like thish? Go shit under a tree.

[@Hangar1318]

Me too

[@ijusttoldyou9139]

he's got the laptop dealer cornered

[@Spiggle.]

In the public waysh

[@ijusttoldyou9139]

@@Spiggle. is this the way you comment?

[@Lhoyte1]

@@ijusttoldyou9139 it’s a great thing for him to comment.

[@johne9898]

You need to do the classic bit more: “We had 8 calls from this number” “We had 2 calls from this number” “We had 5 calls from this number” “Ok” Gotta love it!

[@UnforeseenDOOM]

the repeating of numbers had me on the ground hahahahaha

[@realBLAQLIGHT]

No one's called ya.

[@Lindenrd25]

I love when Officer Powell just doubles down on the Sirs 😂😂

[@UptownNYC]

@6:14 "Big Daddy's Pizza?? " Almost pissed my pants laughing when I heard Laptop guy say that... 😭😭🤣

[@marccrossland785]

Deputy Martin is a real American Hero.

[@vw5056]

Rick too.

[@jamesmckillop3567]

😂

[@vernonsalisbury5276]

Stop calling here

[@marianomelendez666]

Me an one of my coworkers used to have a pic of Deputy Martin on our office door. People would always ask who it was lol.

[@marccrossland785]

@@marianomelendez666 that's awesome.

[@joshuablack8221]

Captain, Powell sure is persistent and determined 😂

[@Stoned2daBone-r4g]

I said I beg your pardon sir?

[@Nitro192192]

"When I spoke to someone earlier today, they kept calling me Sir" Yeah we heard ya Sir. 🤣

[@Gamer65Actual]

I lost it @0:21 "Mudufuka I said I can't understand what you saying!"

[@suicidalanthems5244]

Lewd and lascivious folks calling us at the 3rd district here.

[@Mahishasur]

2:31 oh gosh 😢

[@95Style]

Laptop Dealer soundboard? Lets do it!

[@Kimble_]

👀

[@renegadeace1735]

There's def been some lewd and lascivious laptop dealing going on.

[@tonyreyes3780]

I feel safer at night knowing that Ed Powell is out there catching all those lewd and lascivious individuals

[@seanhines8369]

Everything about this call is just perfect. I love the victims witty sarcasm

[@Lenny.262]

First guy should be turned into a soundboard, some pretty good lines ✊😂 Call Big Daddy's Pizza with him: "Big Daddy's Pizza, how may I help you?" "Why would I want to go to Big Daddy's Pizza? Are you on drugs?"

[@2Shine55]

I needed this today, I about died when he was saying his phone number 😂😂😂

[@OffPHwnr]

Lol never heard some of these spliced lt. Lascivious lines before, good work

[@thedirtybubble9613]

Keep calling her a sir. 🤣😂👍🏻

[@suicidalanthems5244]

Say again sir?

[@wally123ish]

Laptop dealer is a devout Muslim and doesn't drink alcohol. That's why he always accuses people of being drunk.

[@averyvaliant]

"Give me the name of the sheriff's department" "I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza" haha.

[@suicidalanthems5244]

Listen to what I'm saying sir.

[@scambaitnaansense512]

Hahaha Jeremy DeWitt that was hilarious man love the calls

[@djmastergroove946]

"Do me a favour, slowly put the gun to your head. "There's a trigger, pull the trigger"! Ed - "excuse me sir" 😂😂

[@snakeplissken44]

I love that deputy martin always wants to be so helpful

[@brettsalter1902]

Dealer: "I...I...I honestly think you're on drugs, man" Deputy Martin: "No, I'm fine. This is Officer Martin from Sheriff's Department. How can I help you today?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joshuablack8221]

“….Sir??!!” “I am NOT a “”sir!!!!!”” 😂😂😂😂

[@rm71991]

8:48 Ed Powell can't even speak properly the stuttering makes me laugh so hard 🤣

[@RetroCaptain]

"Hey man, stop drinking, smoking weed, and calling my number" "It's your dad"

[@axewieldingmilena]

I've listened half of the call and the guy at around 11:00 and so on is just great. What a fantastic answerer 😄

[@mr.voidout4739]

You should call him back with a soundboard of Jeremy DeWitt barking orders and/or begging not to be arrested.

[@marianomelendez666]

Bwahahahahaha!! Is there a DeWitt sb???

[@psynergy007]

pure Genius

[@freakshowkena]

I love this soundboard xD it would be great if officer hard made an appearance too

[@namelessjedi2242]

The moment that bail bonds guy decided to focus on Ed’s phone number I knew he was in trouble. And Ed did not disappoint. 😂

[@cr5457]

Big daddy's pizza district #3 sir.

[@naderzein2435]

This is gold lmao.

[@ExecutiveSonda]

I wonder how many calls Laptop Dealer recieves every month, haha.

[@M-Batman]

12,278 🤣

[@Mahishasur]

0:23 what to police officer 🤦😳😳😳

[@TheBerndude]

It really ruffles my feathers when people do not have any respect for Capt. Gregory Curry's authority.

[@Takaho31]

2nd Dude sounds like Rowdy Roddy Piper , that should be his photo. The C-u-r-r-y Saga 😆

[@wally123ish]

Laptop dealer sounds like he's got omnicron

[@ericmiller9688]

Bouncing off the captain here 😊

[@johne9898]

The more you call them sir, the funnier it is :D

[@jm1503]

I was just browsing the about section for the channel and you joined KZbin on my 26th, my birthday!

[@twown]

"2-5-2 what's thår other?"

[@v.k.levigne]

Listening to these calls in public is a mistake, The Laptop Dealer walking Ed through suicide had me laughing like a maniac

[@gsingh5402]

Died when laptop dealer names Jeremy dewit lolll

[@stevep8445]

Powell gave himself a promotion :-)

[@suicidalanthems5244]

Yeah, we heard you sir.

[@Riptor1998]

Deputy Martin has that stereotypical cop voice

[@concretejungle6938]

FROM THIS NUMBER.

[@TornadoWhirl33]

"I don't have to tell you who am I." That is the question we all ask ourselves.

[@thedirtybubble9613]

This is the best one I have heard.

[@BabySkinCondom]

yeah we heard ya sir

[@thedirtybubble9613]

@@BabySkinCondom Who's calling us here at the 3rd district?

[@bradleyeaston5719]

Epic calls sir. "I'm a woman". "We heard you sir". SIR! Ed Powell is the dumbest cop since Barney Fife. Hahaha

[@charlesswartz660]

Shut your mouth about Powell. Put some respect on the name simp.

[@brianbelcher7279]

19:19 lol

[@snakeplissken44]

This is some damn fine police work!

[@joshuarobinson2233]

No one's called ya...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@woolzem]

Yeah, we heard ya sir

[@TheBerndude]

itswhut?

[@brianc1c67]

Amazing work lol

[@abaddon275]

I have no idea how I missed this one but it's hilarious I just love when deputy Martin tells them when they ask where are you from and he goes Big Daddy's pizza Big Daddy's pizza I'll be right here you need to quit calling nobody's calling you I'm here a Big Daddy's pizza

[@LeftenantMalachi]

Whose the folks?? LOLLLLL

[@wally123ish]

did they find his real number? LOL

[@rm71991]

6:18 why would I go to big daddy's pizza 🍕🤣

[@MegaOshawott]

The individual calling the station was Hunter looking for his laptop.

[@levibuildsbarns5981]

Laptop dealer is a classic victim. 🤣

[@jimthompson8947]

9:18 Laptop dealer is savage 🔥 💀 🔥

[@mattjindrak]

"You got a gun, right?" "Uh, why?"

[@SpuddyWesker]

a new video, i like that!.

[@southlondon86]

This guy sounds like Jean Claude Van Damme: “I think yoo take drugs and are dreaming of being a police officer yoo know”

[@EnsignRedSquad]

I thought the Family Matters guy was from Chicago?

[@laseriouskassenschlager4257]

May the Dealer have many Lewd Laptop sales this holiday season.

[@rm71991]

23:02 captain Ed power 🤣

[@enneth8435]

is there anybody else thats calling

[@SB-dh1gx]

Ed Powell invented mis-gendering! 😂

[@konducta3095]

I'm Deputy Martin from Big Daddies Pizza department.

[@mikelitoris9610]

Second guy sounds like BERT !

[@superrising8085]

YEAH WE HEARD YOU SIR

[@RIPITIR]

This guy is hilarious.

[@SkullKidForever]

Ed Powell is your best one man.

[@thedirtybubble9613]

Stop calling here.

[@HoustonBookDonations]

great call gregory stevens

[@wwjudasdo]

From...this...number...

[@suicidalanthems5244]

I beg your pardon sir?

[@josefromtexas]

Love the laptop dealer, glad to see he's still getting called. Anyone know his ethnicity? Sounds kind of eastern/southern European

[@FeiTheVillain]

Why does his ethnicity matter to you? Is it better for you if he is european?

[@josefromtexas]

@@FeiTheVillain I never said it mattered you clown. I was only curious what kind of accent he had.

[@AlexanderMatrix11111]

@@FeiTheVillain Its important to know hes not a reggin (read backwards).

[@GeorgeZimmermen]

@@FeiTheVillain why can’t he ask, and why do you assume it would be better if he was European? Sounds like you got some racist shit in you

[@Ltasty]

@@FeiTheVillain people like you are the worst