EFAP Gaming #29 - A wonderful game of Gartic Phone with the lads

[@lolbuster01]

I can say with absolute certainty, that funny mustache man can't melt steel beams.

[@worsethanyouthink]

Idk he did invent space rockets and rocket fuel burns hotter than jet fuel

[@worsethanyouthink]

I can't tell if rags was trying to trigger every demonetization bot in under 3 minutes or if he just says the first things that come to mind

[@fnamelname9077]

de... monetization?

[@worsethanyouthink]

yeah auto correct can be a birch

[@fnamelname9077]

@@worsethanyouthink It happens to the beast of us.

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

He can say any triggering thing he pleases as long as he shuts up about anime, if you ask me

[@worsethanyouthink]

@Acceptance with Joy 🌼 yes, for the pun, but also primarily because I rarely type feck shiz bish dik or heck properly online. People are smart enough to know what I mean, and if they ain't? than I ain't gonna waste my limited time with this infinite expanse that is the internet on them.

[@-Gurza-]

The three things that killed me: 1) Fringy just appearing randomly in the street to scream at the crashing car before imploding off-screen 2) The incredibly fast, and sudden cascade failure of the blue frog's molecular structure 3) The idea that some pig urinated so much that it drowned its victim _and_ itself, giving a thumbs-up as it kept peeing and went under

[@jolean_cujoh]

*_[PREAMBLE]_* 0:00 - Battlefield Friends / Happy September 11th! / Hitler 4:22 - Happy birthday, Metalcommander! / James Moore's friend is born on Sep 11th * * * * * *_[GARTIC PHONE]_* 7:27 - #1 {Game Mode: Normal} Results: 41:56 - MauLer's album 43:46 - Metal's album 45:36 - JJJuliusz's album 47:31 - Fringy's album 49:12 - James' album 51:04 - The Meme Repository's album 52:46 - DasboSchitts' album 54:23 - Porcus Malus' album 56:04 - Rags' album 58:02 - Jon CJG's album 1:17:45 -> _Porcus leaves_ 1:18:51 -> _mrixrt (Moriarty) hops in_ 1:19:44 - #2 {Game Mode: Movie} Results: 2:15:41 - MauLer's album 2:18:09 - Jon's album 2:20:19 - Fringy's album 2:22:25 - Meme's album 2:24:35 - JJJuliusz's album 2:26:58 - James' album 2:29:48 - Rags' album 2:32:04 - Metal's album 2:34:17 - Das' album 2:36:30 - Moriarty's album 2:46:51 - #3 {Game Mode: Knock-off} Results: 3:01:58 - MauLer's album 3:03:00 - Jon's album 3:03:58 - Fringy's album 3:05:02 - Meme's album 3:05:58 - JJJuliusz's album 3:07:03 - James' album 3:08:09 - Rags' album 3:09:39 - Metal's album 3:10:42 - Das' album 3:11:48 - Moriarty's album 3:13:39 - #4 {Game Mode: Normal} Results: 3:30:32 - MauLer's album 3:31:29 - Jon's album 3:32:25 - Fringy's album 3:33:24 - Meme's album 3:34:17 - JJJuliusz's album 3:35:16 - James' album 3:36:29 - Rags' album 3:37:29 - Metal's album 3:38:35 - Das' album 3:39:36 - Moriarty's album 3:45:06 - Closing

[@blackdragoncyrus]

"Oh, I saw 'Car' but I thought it said 'River'." Fringy, probably

[@Kernwadi]

"Hmm..." -Geralt of Rivia

[@AspiringWhalePsychiatrist]

“If you can’t be with the one you love, honey, love the one you’re with” it’s that kind of efap Saturday

[@paleface171]

-The Freak (Destroy all Humans 2)

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

Isn’t that just adultery?

[@JewishFrog]

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakh, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Montenegrin, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scot, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovak, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Vanticanien, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub... The doorman stops them and says “Sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai.” ... Thank you.

[@raumograeywolf5477]

We have a Taiwan, that not close enough?

[@JewishFrog]

@@raumograeywolf5477 If it's gay that's okay.

[@youdarnweebsgetoffmylawn]

Taiwan isn't a real country, John Cena himself said so.

[@JewishFrog]

"Meal size is subjective." ~ Movie Bob

[@axelmilan4292]

"Arterial clogging is subjective" -MovieBlob

[@JewishFrog]

"I'm overweight and I need to change my life for the better." ~ Definitely not Movie Bob

[@MediumRareOpinions]

"You need to eat better Bob" - Falcon, probably

[@aaronmueller1560]

Gartic Phone was amazing to begin with, but these updates keep making it better and better. Can’t wait until they try the new animation features (Edit for clarity: animation mode has gotten an update since EFAP 150 with new features to it that make it even better)

[@Gannoh]

pretty sure they did on EFAP 150, didn't they?

[@aaronmueller1560]

@@Gannoh animation mode got an update, they added options for writing notes (you can write ideas of where to take the animation that don’t show up in the final gif), and you can control the speed of the animation, have it play backwards, have it play forwards then backwards, or have it pause on the last frame while viewing it to get the best version of it. I can’t wait to see them play around with that

[@Gannoh]

@@aaronmueller1560 mother of god

[@Epicgamer_2109]

@@Gannoh they played this game but not with these people

[@bad-people6510]

"Edison had his detractors. Do you know any of their names?" Nikola Tesla.

[@g4sper112]

2:37:50 for the Froggo's T2 amazing reference

[@professormallard4348]

Ahh, just had this playing for a bit while working and suddenly realized I was hearing a voice I haven't heard in quite a while. Thanks for the laughs, Julius. You are missed.

[@lordoz2578]

Jon in here with more plot twists than M Night Shamalyan XD

[@Kernwadi]

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[@solo_warr10r]

That's strange I could've sworn [message removed]

[@lukevankleef4245]

Garthic Phone with ten people, including Meme Repository? This is going to be good.

[@55titles12]

Does anyone know if MauLer has given an update on his The Force Awakens critiques? At this point it's like waiting on Goerge RR Martin to release Winds of Winter 😅

[@JewishFrog]

Yes.

[@Gonboo]

How about his finishing the Season 8 of GoT critique? The dude is turning into Martin lol.

[@KouRien]

I mean….Mauler will def release the next TFA critique and will definitely finish the series, GRRM on the other hand…we MIGHT get Winds of Winter, but A Dream Of Spring ain’t happening

[@Gonboo]

@@KouRien with all of the 8 hour plus live streams, I doubt it. He has too man plates spinning.

[@KouRien]

@@Gonboo he’s got a lot going on for sure, but to put him on the level of Martin is just silly

[@orcwordlaugh1360]

5:23 Is that a STALKER message tone? I have to find that for my phone now.

[@chrissylvester6788]

2:10:55 , the most legendary wheeze that has ever wheezed.

[@RorytheRomulan]

You guys cure the sads.

[@CyberCommander1990]

Most comprehensible things Meme can draw are giggolos jugglin, I guess...

[@KINGSWAG10]

1:07:20-1:08:20 The first (and the only) time I've heard one of my favorite shows of all time, The Boondocks referenced on EFAP. I'm glad rags likes the show as well.

[@nick_4972]

I love this game. Just absolute chaos

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Le based frog has arrived

[@JewishFrog]

Hello.

[@rollrcoastrbacon2725]

Here to bring the peens to Gartic Phone!

[@JewishFrog]

Being short is a disability, and as a tall person, it's your responsibility to make sure short people don't get even more disabled by having to look up to speak to you. Doing this can damage their neck. Standing up while talking to short people also makes them feel threatened and unsafe so kneeling down not only prevents them from damaging their necks but also makes them feel more safe. Not doing this means you don't respect short people, you're mocking their disability, you're looking down on them and that's ableist, so be the bigger man and kneel. Thank you.

[@JewishFrog]

#ManletPower

[@Squeeble00]

As a 5'8 king i stand in solidarity with our more vertically crippled bretheren

[@JewishFrog]

@@Squeeble00 I'm 5'10 Manlet King, bow to me.

[@someeejit]

1:01:53 personal timestamp

[@Mohamad-m7md]

i had a weird dream that MauLer looks like a fat white guy with a brown beard i was shocked

[@Genericusername1004]

Happy birthday metal

[@LiamKennedyYT]

Is there an award for best party game? cause this needs to win

[@TheSlammurai]

2:21:59 That music always has the best timing.

[@dandybus1582]

Potato chip man had me laughing way too hard!

[@lh7666]

Baldo Beggins shrinks in shame, he wasn't a longman afterall.

[@JarlCrimson]

There's something about Jame's voice that makes me just, wanna pin him against a wall and go. "Ara Ara"

[@swinehouse]

Need more of this ASAP please Mewlbschlie

[@GINGERPHILIP]

I'm busy watching Buffy season 2. I love series 1 and 2 so if they are meant to be the bad ones then I'm excited for the rest

[@zombiefinatic7033]

Rags and anyone unknowing, Glock numbers are just the pattent number

[@asandflavoredpoptart9151]

Someone please, I’m begging you, what is the name of the background song at 17:04? I’ve been searching for months

[@polar6565]

'Monkeys Spinning Monkeys' kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqOXY5Swi7-cadE

[@polar6565]

PS, I recognize the tune from an old browser game called 'Caribbean Admiral', maybe that's tingling your nostalgia senses too

[@asandflavoredpoptart9151]

Thank you sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar! I can finally have peace! (And that game sounds familiar, you might be right)

[@Athestial]

53:47 2:22:47 2:36:47 2:37:58 3:37:51 I love Jon’s laugh so much

[@HanaNoMachi]

EFAP Gaming, I’m overjoyed. 🥰🥰

[@Vexillifer]

Ah good shit.

[@JewishFrog]

Rat?

[@canaldecasta]

@@JewishFrog Ogey

[@Neo2266.]

Wait... I've seen this before

[@tzuyd]

As good an artist as Jon is, it's incredibly annoying that he starts a brand new animation every time instead of extending the previous frame.

[@TheRealJabbergeist]

Can't unsee that now. It is kind of annoying.

[@nedstarkravingmad1799]

I could watch you play gartic everyday

[@Marcara081]

I don't care what group of people I watch play Gartic Phone just so long as Jon is there.

[@sparkypack]

Jon is an absolute treasure!

[@Moratar]

This episode isn't in the Gaming playlist

[@Kernwadi]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It's a fairly common question, mostly because when people see 6 and 7 next to each other, it doesn't really make sense. 6 is large, muscled, and trained in multiple martial arts, while 7 is fairly average, physically, and short. However, 6's fear of 7 has its roots in childhood. See, 6 and 7 grew up together, and for a few years, they were best friends. But then 6 kissed 3, and they became childhood sweethearts. 7 secretly had feelings for 3, so 7 decided he needed to destroy 6 to win 3's affection. He started subtly, undermining 6 whenever possible with passive aggressive comments and compli-sults. But over time, things got much more insidious. 7 started messing with 6's performance in school, bringing down his grades and turning teachers against him. Even worse, 7 became great friends with 6's parents and slowly turned them against their own offspring. At night, 7 would sneak into 6's bedroom, and whisper depressing and hopeless things into his ears. Every time 3 was around, 7 would pants 6 and make fun of his genitalia, or try to body shame him in other ways. However, 3 was both smart and compassionate, and saw through 7's schemes, sticking with 6, trying to counter 7's psychological tear-down with compliments and friendship. Finally, 7 decided that he would never be able to win 3, so he drugged both 6 and 3, taking them to an abandoned cobbler's hut on the edge of town. There, he proceeded to torture and maim 3, forcing 6 to watch in horror, unable to do anything to save his sweetheart. 7 didn't kill 3, but instead, put her in a semi-vegetative state. 7 cleaned the scene of his prescence, then called the cops, having 6 blamed for 3's condition. 6 was sent to prison, believing 6 was guilty, 6's parents fell into a deep depression, eventually committing suicide over what they believed 6 had done. After serving 17 years of a 30 year sentence, and getting out on good behaviour, 6, now muscled and skilled as a fighter, thought he might get revenge on 7. But when he finally tracked down 7, he found out that 7 had installed a micro-bomb into 3's body, and should he be killed, the bomb would automatically go off and kill 3 as well. And though she was still in a mostly fugue state, 6 couldn't bring himself to hurt her any further, and decided to try and move on with his life. However, being an ex-con, it was difficult for him to get a job. 6 finally found employment at a diner, which 7 then bought, and proceeded to again undermine and toy with 6 at every turn. 6 tried to find employment elsewhere, but 7 contacted any potential employer and soured them against 6. 6 finally realized that no matter what he did, 7 was going to try and ruin his life, and he resigned himself to living as a broken, lonely man, never able to stand up to the depraved, amoral 7.

[@MikeE_wf]

I think it's safe to say that meme shouldn't be allowed to play gartic phone when he's purposely diverting someones drawing or sentence because he thinks it's funny. it's funnier if you say whats happening but in a funny way, but jesus man all he's done is literaly rewirte the story like the sequels.

[@AdeodatusX]

Is this a reupload?

[@JewishFrog]

Bilbo Baggins would know.

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

3:16:30 what is wrong with MauLer’s dangus!?!

[@wastelandwandering4983]

Update day 357. This gets me to laughing tears every time

[@bmardiney]

What’s the title of the Jack the Ripper video?

[@alexwisecup4167]

7:50

[@margaretthatcherisdead.5793]

2:22:29 Mootal explosion

[@scottphillips6005]

The idea the GoW 2018 doesn't reward or require improved skills for combat is asinine. "If you win you win" said no one against the final Valkyrie ever.

[@ominousvonte]

This was the best Gartic phone, about time it got re-uploaded!

[@LuigisworId]

3:36:49

[@radimnechut519]

12:20 - 16:25 Does anybody have any idea what that song is or where to find it? PS: I like Schrern. He is cool and likes Fringy, who's the most grounded character on EFAP.

[@polar6565]

'Thatched Villagers' kzbin.info/www/bejne/aajZkGuMZZZkpJY

[@radimnechut519]

@@polar6565 thank you so much

[@raumograeywolf5477]

Something resembling an EFAP? On a Saturday with no Live stream? I'll take it. Long Vult, Hi Rags!

[@adumdumdum]

no stream today?

[@leinfare]

@@adumdumdum There'll be an episode this week replacing superchat catchup

[@adumdumdum]

@@leinfare cheers!

[@JewishFrog]

@@adumdumdum zyzz

[@GR8GODZILLAGOD]

EFAPers! Help me out here. What is the music in the background at 2:17:00 from? I recognize it from somewhere.

[@polar6565]

I couldn't quite catch with all the background noise, but it's probably copyright-free music from Kevin MacLeod. So you could've heard it from anywhere.

[@jsokobo]

Man that Alex Jones super chat though. I’m certainly not a fan of his, but I thought the episode was pretty hilarious. It seemed like maybe Gary took Alex kinda seriously, but I don’t think that’s true of every person on the podcast. And even if it was, for me it was just one big meme.

[@PatrickOMulligan]

Why no Jay?

[@sparkypack]

kicked

[@TheNumber]

Pictures and words

[@JewishFrog]

water and salt

[@EpicJasonX9000]

Why not bring back David Carradine? I mean jesh, what an embarrassing way to go! XD

[@ratatoskrnuts6354]

You mean to tell me Fringy not only has the objectively correct take on XCOM and also likes inFamous? Gibs goo

[@ericv00]

Why is Fringy so defensive about his Goo? Set the lore and start drip feeding us details, man!

[@EpicJasonX9000]

when it comes to FPS games with a challenging difficulty, 3 games immediately comes to mind: *Final Doom: The Plutonia Experiment* on Ultra Violence *Blood* on Well Done or Extra Crispy and finally *Extreme Rise Of The Triad*

[@DJprofessorK]

Meme has to be kind of color blind, every time he gets orange he makes it red lol

[@jmarra07]

We NEED the rest of Batwoman!

[@admpandora91]

On guns, a beretta px4 storm has a great contour for your hand. Check it out.

[@sdfabctr]

tbh, no mans sky isn't great even now it's decent, but I think a lot of why people have such positive things to say about it is because they did what few devs actually do, when they got all the criticism they didn't double down or ignore it or shit on fans or whatever they actually just went and quietly fulfilled almost all of the unfulfilled promises without charging any extra or trying pull some fuckery they just fixed the game and said "hey sorry about that, we've done our best to unfuck it here ya go" I only say "almost all" rather than all because I don't remember what all of those promises were but they fulfilled all the ones i'm aware of. Still has that "lots of space but not much density" issue that many sci fi games with planetary exploration have to deal with but there's way more in it than there was by miles and miles.

[@erikherrmann4032]

The knights arguing about swallows in holy grail were in castle efap. 932 AD the first efap.

[@fantomtheghost142]

ebic gamer moment

[@JewishFrog]

I love the Garlic Phone, it's the best game.

[@EpicJasonX9000]

why would Rags want to hide in the closest of Jurassic Park when he already came out of the closest? XD

[@2ndRodeo_Keziah]

Mmmmmmm! Scraps!!! nom nom nom 😋

[@JewishFrog]

eat trash die fast, crack is whack

[@KINGSWAG10]

1:03:56

[@jasonmiller7800]

can meme try to not suck at drawing on purpose for once lol

[@-Gurza-]

He's definitely the "who keeps inviting this guy" part of these.

[@jasonmiller7800]

It would be funny if it was by accident, but when you're purposefully being bad, it loses its charm after the first 2 times @@-Gurza-

[@ODST_Parker]

Fun fact, the Glock 17 (the original pistol variant) is named such because it was Gaston Glock's 17th invention! Watch Ahoy's video on the Glock series, it's incredibly well made and very informative.

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

The Blending of the Meme.

[@valentinegonsalves7322]

From what I understand, the Glock-17 and 19 are the same gun, the size difference is standard issue for European police. Women tend to have smaller hands, the Glock-19 is standard-issue sidearm for women in law enforcement, a variant of the Glock-17, which is standard-issue for male law enforcement.

[@EpicJasonX9000]

Rich Evans from RLM, who used to be on Previously Recorded with Jack Packard, kept saying how great XCOM is. and yet Mike would always say that Rich is always right......well, I suppose he was wrong this time.

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

Math or creck?

[@kuitaranheatmorus9932]

Great video

[@GhostHauseTV]

You’ve got to thumbnail it out before you start on detail work, Mauler! Thumbnails, Mauler! 🤌

[@scottk1525]

Entirely off topic. Granted. But you guys have *GOT* to watch Castlevania.

[@jonahlstrom4753]

What up!

[@monke9326]

ok

[@JewishFrog]

Dòbry den.

[@JewishFrog]

LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-

[@JewishFrog]

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[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

I'd rather kill the plot and fuck the world. Great characters with a good plot in an empty world that doesn't matter kinda sucks. If the character and world are great, the plot doesn't need to be all that strong, watching characters interact with their world is a more interesting thing to me. Besides, can a plot even be objectively considered good if the world doesn't make sense? I can't think of any examples of bad world/good plot/good characters.

[@borgKick]

wow ok xcom losing doesnt mean you lost n have to restart. you lose up to that squad n mission n you continue the grand campaign. people are replacable n losses are expected. xcom 2 was much worse with its fairness. also play longwar mod jesus.

[@MMM-pc4qx]

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[@tellyheadedman2584]

third also Hi Rag's

[@sparkypack]

You're 4th