EFAP Movies #62: The Three Musketeers - More War and Orlando Bloom!

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@petery6432
@petery6432 6 ай бұрын
MauLer: You know what, Sargon? She doesn't dress up for your approval, ok? Sargon: "I didn't say she did; I was just being misogynist" This caught me completely off guard.
@TheRightTackle_
@TheRightTackle_ 6 ай бұрын
Just pointing it out....Orlando Bloom IS, in fact, in Blackhawk Down. Fingers crossed we get an EFAP of it boys!
@lordofthepizzapie9319
@lordofthepizzapie9319 6 ай бұрын
Only if Sargon is on, his disdain for Bloom adds years to my life.
@beowulfsrevenge4369
@beowulfsrevenge4369 6 ай бұрын
Not for very long. But it still counts, and Blackhawk Down is definitely a war movie.
@XTRaptor
@XTRaptor 6 ай бұрын
It’s more modern day but I too hope they do black hawk down. The bloom meme is just the cherry on top.
@HortonSalm
@HortonSalm 6 ай бұрын
The funniest scene in the movie is Legolas and Obi-Wan doing horrible American accents at each other. When they're on screen with real Americans, it's not so bad, but their minor faults build on each other. Brit director definitely didn't help.
@SumDumGy
@SumDumGy 6 ай бұрын
I remember seeing this shortly after it came out on disc. I do not remember actually watching it. I wish I had as much fun as you chaps did though.
@Neo2266.
@Neo2266. 7 ай бұрын
Today on "Orlando Bloom cannot act"
@Jasper_Silva
@Jasper_Silva 6 ай бұрын
His hair does a lot of the acting for him in this one.
@trajanthegreat2928
@trajanthegreat2928 6 ай бұрын
"If we just have his face blurred you can't tell"
@mykr0324
@mykr0324 6 ай бұрын
Stares blankly into the distance, "what does your musketeer eye see?"
@Bthakilla4rilla
@Bthakilla4rilla 6 ай бұрын
He can shout though!
@nobodyfromnowwhere7510
@nobodyfromnowwhere7510 6 ай бұрын
This movie ONLY cost 75m. Look at how much you can do with 75. For real sets, costumes, and fight choreography, I think it's actually pretty good work. If Disney made this, it would have cost 225m and been 90% cgi.
@camillecunningham7348
@camillecunningham7348 6 ай бұрын
90% most likely BAD cgi
@Jasper_Silva
@Jasper_Silva 6 ай бұрын
And Mila Jovovich woulda been the main character.
@Сайтамен
@Сайтамен 6 ай бұрын
@@camillecunningham7348 Well CGI in this wasn't great but it's 2011...
@Pink.andahalf
@Pink.andahalf 6 ай бұрын
Solid point. Nobody will learn that lesson, but you are correct.
@Bthakilla4rilla
@Bthakilla4rilla 6 ай бұрын
@@Jasper_Silva No, if it was Disney, some young-ish explicitly non Caucasian woman in her mid 20s would've been been the main character, and she'd be clowning on all the large men who would look as if they could crush her like a styrofoam cup.
@TheHalogen131
@TheHalogen131 7 ай бұрын
I fucking love this movie. It's my ultimate guilty pleasure. I ADORE the over-the-top costumes and general ridiculousness.
@beowulfsrevenge4369
@beowulfsrevenge4369 6 ай бұрын
The costumes are great!
@Jasper_Silva
@Jasper_Silva 6 ай бұрын
Legit enjoyable bad movie. Same pedigree as the first Mortal Kombat movie, imo. I feel like Paul W S Anderson kinda KNOWS he's bad at it and he leans in on it in a way that's probably not as easy to do as people realize.
@doolicious
@doolicious 6 ай бұрын
the epitome of “charmingly bad”
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 6 ай бұрын
yeah loved it too, gotta steampunk that shizz
@jonbaxter2254
@jonbaxter2254 6 ай бұрын
@@beowulfsrevenge4369 Costumes and sets are incredible!
@QuatrinaVR
@QuatrinaVR 7 ай бұрын
The Orlando Bloom marathon at least has LOTR as the palette cleanser
@Jasper_Silva
@Jasper_Silva 6 ай бұрын
Orlando Bloom was perfect casting in LOTR for the more silent and least expressive character in the party.
@mykr0324
@mykr0324 6 ай бұрын
​@@Jasper_Silvathis haha. Couldn't have worked better in that. He was so lucky getting that role
@fakecubed
@fakecubed 6 ай бұрын
I genuinely like him in the Pirates movies as well.
@Captain_Insano_nomercy
@Captain_Insano_nomercy 5 ай бұрын
​@@fakecubeda good director/writer knows how to use a limited actor, just like in pro wrestling how you can make a limited wrestler look great
@the_absurd_hero
@the_absurd_hero 7 ай бұрын
I didn't even know a _Three Muskateers_ was made with Orlando Bloom because the 1973 two-parter is unequivocally the best
@bvdemier1
@bvdemier1 7 ай бұрын
while the 1973 one has a special place for me.(shine one Oliver Reed, ya crazy bastard), can i reccomend the 2023 The Three Musketeers: D'Artagnan? It is pretty nice
@canaldecasta
@canaldecasta 7 ай бұрын
Mosqueperros>>>
@betterbee1304
@betterbee1304 6 ай бұрын
Thank you. ❤
@lukew6725
@lukew6725 6 ай бұрын
I can't stand how in that movie they go out of their way to use their swords as little as possible in the fight scenes, it's so stupid. 😂
@EA_Kar
@EA_Kar 6 ай бұрын
finally saw the 1973 one a month back, solid~
@beowulfsrevenge4369
@beowulfsrevenge4369 6 ай бұрын
EFAP definitely needs to do Wild Wild West!
@MediumRareOpinions
@MediumRareOpinions 6 ай бұрын
Giant Mechanical Spider ✅ I'm sold.
@ralph-im-a-star-wars-wiggum
@ralph-im-a-star-wars-wiggum 6 ай бұрын
This film was over the top AND THEN an airship showed up :) What a fun thing.
@joelreis5366
@joelreis5366 6 ай бұрын
I love Carl always going ham on Orlando Bloom. And i guess this was recorded before Ray Stevenson passed. RIP Ray, the best Punisher.
@MegaSpideyman
@MegaSpideyman 2 ай бұрын
The best, even with Thomas Jane and Jon Bernthal?
@Pink.andahalf
@Pink.andahalf 17 күн бұрын
​@@MegaSpideyman The best Punisher is a legitimate argument with no clear winner.
@MegaSpideyman
@MegaSpideyman 17 күн бұрын
@@Pink.andahalf Probably.
@aqua96870
@aqua96870 7 ай бұрын
The only content warnings should be for appearances of James Corden
@NicTheGreek1979
@NicTheGreek1979 6 ай бұрын
I like how Feloni took inspiration for Thrawns Star Destroyer prostate exam from the air balloon and the Notre Dame.
@jonbaxter2254
@jonbaxter2254 6 ай бұрын
Truly, Thrawn is our generations James Corden
@NicTheGreek1979
@NicTheGreek1979 6 ай бұрын
@@jonbaxter2254 oh god. What did the bluebo thraggins do to deserve that?!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Astroman10
@Astroman10 6 ай бұрын
Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, and Martin Short are my Three Musketeers. Right arm, Left Arm, Hips, Thrust, “Hah”!
@atomicdancer
@atomicdancer 3 ай бұрын
🤠🤠🤠: 🎵"My little Buttercup... Has the sweetest ... ... ? ?" 😧: "Eh, smile!"
@tuskinradar8688
@tuskinradar8688 6 ай бұрын
The fact this didnt get a sequel is infuriating. Give me three of these instead of 12 Resident Evils.
@NATESUCKSATGAMING
@NATESUCKSATGAMING 6 ай бұрын
Actually this is a prequel to the resident evil movies. 😂
@Сайтамен
@Сайтамен 6 ай бұрын
They can still film "20 years later" with these actors.
@ObsidianBehemoth
@ObsidianBehemoth 6 ай бұрын
Think of the rich EFAP content to be had with 12 Resident Evils.
@jonbaxter2254
@jonbaxter2254 6 ай бұрын
I unironically believe this.
@krishnakantbhatt9947
@krishnakantbhatt9947 6 ай бұрын
Make 3+ of these instead of Disney movies
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 6 ай бұрын
*This gives me hard League of Extraordinary Gentlemen vibes.* Yeah, you forgot about that movie didn’t you? “What is that contraption?” “I call it… an automoBEEEEELLLL.”
@Beuwen_The_Dragon
@Beuwen_The_Dragon 5 ай бұрын
^.-.^ that film is a guilty pleasure of mine.
@TheycallmeNoid
@TheycallmeNoid 7 ай бұрын
Funny that no on mention Mickey Donald and Goofy the three musketeers but that’s me though
@cartooncritique6625
@cartooncritique6625 3 ай бұрын
The only Three Musketeers that actually has only THREE musketeers. 😅
@pitadude9836
@pitadude9836 7 ай бұрын
My dumb ass thought this was the one with Keifer Sutherland, Charlie Sheen, and Tim Curry from like the '90s.
@chrism5206
@chrism5206 7 ай бұрын
Same. Now I am at once thrilled and dejected.
@shakezoola1114
@shakezoola1114 6 ай бұрын
Yeah I was hoping the title just meant Bloom was some kid in the background. They'd probably have more fun and it sounds like at least Mauler hasn't seen it.
@elizzyh2020
@elizzyh2020 6 ай бұрын
I love that one! It's one I watched as a kid so it definitely has a nostalgia boost.
@realshompa
@realshompa 6 ай бұрын
Tim Curry is wonderful in that movie. A national treasure.
@franciszaldivar337
@franciszaldivar337 6 ай бұрын
@@realshompa yeah he's one of those actors that can play an entertaining villain
@robertwebb5648
@robertwebb5648 6 ай бұрын
20:39. Shad losing it is GOLD!
@fanboyhex1555
@fanboyhex1555 5 ай бұрын
🤣
@jonbaxter2254
@jonbaxter2254 7 ай бұрын
Am I mad, but I really like the world in this film. Not quite steampunk, bit before. Folkpunk? With all the mad tech
@MediumRareOpinions
@MediumRareOpinions 7 ай бұрын
Sailpunk has been floated before. As its so often associated with the flying sailing ships.
@jonbaxter2254
@jonbaxter2254 6 ай бұрын
@@MediumRareOpinions Great name, love it. That zeppelin in the last third of the movie was so awesome.
@aesiddoway
@aesiddoway 6 ай бұрын
DaVinci punk maybe?
@doopdoopdopdop7424
@doopdoopdopdop7424 6 ай бұрын
Clockpunk.
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 6 ай бұрын
Pike-and-Shot-punk.
@LordEpos
@LordEpos 6 ай бұрын
God damn is this movie incredible. I love the part where they start the movie establishing the unique straight-up superpowers of each of the three musketeers, like the diving guy and the strong enough to destroy a brick wall by yanking an iron chain guy, and then none of them ever once use those powers in the entire rest of the movie. It shouldn't have gotten a sequel, it should have gotten a thousand.
@DUKEzors
@DUKEzors 6 ай бұрын
It's weird that Shad thought he needed a megaphone AND a microphone for this one.
@first-last311
@first-last311 6 ай бұрын
He's talking with his mic in his mouth. Did no one notice this during recording or editing?
@Jasper_Silva
@Jasper_Silva 6 ай бұрын
He's being period accurate and using a 17th century microphone to record.
@Charizardlison
@Charizardlison 6 ай бұрын
using a mic the correct way would be too much agenda driven wokeness for him
@benwoyvodich8676
@benwoyvodich8676 6 ай бұрын
In the books all the musketeers die unimportantly, D'Artanigon (sp) dies decades later the second he becomes field marshal by a canon ball (which is considered the best possible death as he is happy and dies before bad things happen), the Cardinal convinces D'Artanigon he's right about France winning, and then France builds its empire. The one eyed character and Milady are both killed though.
@thomasciuffreda8783
@thomasciuffreda8783 6 ай бұрын
The 1993 Disney version is by far my favorite. Tim Curry as Cardinal Richelieu FTW!
@realshompa
@realshompa 6 ай бұрын
The first scene. In the cardinal's personal, evil, dungeon. Some prisoner begs for mercy in the name of God the Cardinal. "oh... in the name of God" and have the prisoner killed. "I want those Musketeers, not excuses".
@momozappa3118
@momozappa3118 6 ай бұрын
You are not alone, hands down my favorite!!!
@RhysCallinan-hf7qx
@RhysCallinan-hf7qx 6 ай бұрын
I love the fact Orlandos character at the end has a massive fleet of ships and air ships and no one, not even the Cardinal, found out. Somehow a massive fleet appears and no one had records of it being built in ports, of men and crew being assembled and hired, provisions being delivered or material being transported, nor the funds for all of that, which would be millions if not billions of currency.
@dutchmansmine9053
@dutchmansmine9053 3 ай бұрын
As if the airship's very existence wasn't already complete fantasy BS, we get another, bigger one they somehow Jerry rigged together during the second act. And now they can just mass produce them like tic-tacs. There is nothing logical about this movie, it's a complete meme.
@bertimusprime7900
@bertimusprime7900 Ай бұрын
Maybe he got them from exagul, just pulling them out of the ground?
@michelleadams5609
@michelleadams5609 6 ай бұрын
I have these on in the background when I’m doing something boring like paying bills or cleaning. ❤ em.
@DarthViperious
@DarthViperious 6 ай бұрын
I've been having a rough go of it. This upload has made my day. Thank you.
@samuraijaco1
@samuraijaco1 6 ай бұрын
Sorry to hear that, dude! Hope you have a better day tomorrow!
@Satus21
@Satus21 6 ай бұрын
Stay strong brother
@reginlief1
@reginlief1 6 ай бұрын
Just think… at least you’re not James Cordon!
@VerySeriousMediaYT
@VerySeriousMediaYT 6 ай бұрын
It's nice to see Smiler again.
@sparkypack
@sparkypack 6 ай бұрын
long lost but not forgotten
@overkilled653
@overkilled653 7 ай бұрын
My favorite part is when Orlando said “it’s Bloomin’ Time” and proceeded to bloom all over the place. You may roast me for my shit humor in the comments below. Thank you EFAP for this quality birthday present!
@hyperbolicninja
@hyperbolicninja 6 ай бұрын
Truly this comment is a comment of our time. As Bigideas would say "Thus was this the only thing that brought joy to mine life"
@markcoroneos7811
@markcoroneos7811 6 ай бұрын
You get a pass 😉
@Seomus
@Seomus 6 ай бұрын
"He's blooming! He's blooming!" Grace Randall, probably.
@MediumRareOpinions
@MediumRareOpinions 6 ай бұрын
​@SuperMegaGaylord well that story took a turn
@archstanton9073
@archstanton9073 6 ай бұрын
Cardinal Richelieu, in real life, was the man who invented the butter knife.
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 6 ай бұрын
truly a saviour of all time
@lordofthepizzapie9319
@lordofthepizzapie9319 6 ай бұрын
"I feel uneven, sort of lumpy, like butter without a butterknife" - Richbo Baggins
@randommulato8871
@randommulato8871 6 ай бұрын
Wow what a genius "What if we made a shitty knife that's useless for most things and we use it exclusively to do only one of the things other kitchen knives can do?". Now I think this movie's version of him seems pretty Historically accurate lol
@robertlewis6915
@robertlewis6915 6 ай бұрын
Also helped kill a lot of Huguenots, if I remember rightly.
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 6 ай бұрын
@@robertlewis6915 is french on french crime really a crime though?
@EpicJasonX9000
@EpicJasonX9000 7 ай бұрын
They really need to do a Musketeers movies arc.
@Сайтамен
@Сайтамен 6 ай бұрын
There are 150 adaptations in total...
@EpicJasonX9000
@EpicJasonX9000 6 ай бұрын
@@Сайтамен ok, then an arc of the more recognizable ones. Or at least the more popular versions.
@Neon-Covenanter
@Neon-Covenanter 4 ай бұрын
_The Fifth Musketeer_ (1979) and _The Musketeer_ (2001) are my favourites. The former has a classical feel to it ; the latter was directed by the guy who made a Jean-Claude Van Damme action movie.
@bZman
@bZman 7 ай бұрын
One does not simply walk into floordoor
@antraxxslingshots
@antraxxslingshots 6 ай бұрын
7:35 it actually started with him saying "No" to Tarantino for the role as Django, because he was not willing to do the upside-down-naked scene. He was Tarantinos first pick, Foxx only his 2nd. From that on he went downhill imo.
@swordcritter
@swordcritter 6 ай бұрын
EFAP doing the Underworld movies when?
@lordvarrax5060
@lordvarrax5060 6 ай бұрын
My only memory of “The Man in the Iron Mask” is Leonardo DiCaprio screaming “Wear it till you love it!” at his twin brother and everyone in my family bursting into hysterics. That, and the titular characters charging down a narrow hall whilst receiving a full volley of firearms, then when the smoke clears the other side stares at them like “How the fuck are you still alive?” and they stare back like “How the fuck are we alive, actually?” In any event, I think it was an amusing watch.
@jonbaxter2254
@jonbaxter2254 6 ай бұрын
I think the lads all enjoyed this film a whole lot more than they thought they would.
@dutchmansmine9053
@dutchmansmine9053 3 ай бұрын
This movie is many things, but it isn't painful to watch.
@CloroxJelloShot
@CloroxJelloShot 7 ай бұрын
90's Three Musketeers with Oliver Platt, Chris O'Donnell, Kiefer Southerland and Charlie Sheen is the best, hands down. Sorry, not sorry
@johnjohntenton2141
@johnjohntenton2141 7 ай бұрын
Although it is not exactly a sequel, "The Man in the Iron Mask" with an older Three Musketeers, is great as well.
@kingofgames1220
@kingofgames1220 7 ай бұрын
I see you are also folk of culture.
@hariman7727
@hariman7727 7 ай бұрын
That one I remember.
@nhagan001
@nhagan001 6 ай бұрын
@@johnjohntenton2141thank you for mentioning that one. When I was trying to look it up, of course I couldn’t find it because of the title. Thought I was going crazy, imagining a whole nother 3 musketeers movie.
@nightking0130
@nightking0130 6 ай бұрын
Actually I think the richard lester three musketeers movie is the best arguably. Its the most faithful adaptation though the 1993 oliver platt one is childhood favorite of mine and i would watch any day.
@Zzzlol94
@Zzzlol94 6 ай бұрын
The fact this movie literally copies Resident Evil's laser hallway scene in a historic setting in one of its opening scenes, with the same actress, you just know this is a good watch.
@Jasper_Silva
@Jasper_Silva 6 ай бұрын
Bruh they recognized Titus Pullo in this movie, but didn't recognize Lucius Vorenus being an absolute badass in Kingdom of Heaven!
@jacklang3314
@jacklang3314 6 ай бұрын
Poor Vorenus.
@thorinparbst9365
@thorinparbst9365 6 ай бұрын
I know right! They were even praising his war hammer skills but didn't recognize him. I figured Drinker would have recognized him from Dog Soldiers...
@doopdoopdopdop7424
@doopdoopdopdop7424 6 ай бұрын
This movie looks like it would’ve been a blast to be in. “You’re telling me I get to dick around with swords, not give a fuck, AND get paid millions of dollars at the same time? Sign me up!”
@TheLoos3Goos33
@TheLoos3Goos33 6 ай бұрын
I'll never tire of Mauler referencing 'Alias' as someone who watched it live and was probably 6 when it came out. It's very interesting to have seen JJ and Bad Robot's consistency with where their writing went off the rails. The Rombaldi prophecy stuff was exactly when my families and main stream interest seemed to die down. Alias was a massive show at the time, one episode premiered right after the Super Bowl in America, and even back then you can see the same shortcomings in the writing. JJ built an amazing career in Hollywood off of being pretty competent at writing interesting, approachable beginnings/season 1's.
@matthewschurbert2244
@matthewschurbert2244 7 ай бұрын
I unironically love this cheesy ass movie, Percy Jackson slaps in it man, I miss these kinds of films.
@Kainvverd
@Kainvverd 6 ай бұрын
There is no such thing as too much of Orlando Bloom in a Orlando Bloom movie. The more Orlando Bloom, the better the movie is, works 100% of the time.
@judemiller
@judemiller 6 ай бұрын
I too enjoy Ray Stevenson in everything he's in. He played a great Blackbeard in Black Sails.
@Captain_Insano_nomercy
@Captain_Insano_nomercy 5 ай бұрын
Black Sails, Rome, King Arthur, etc. He's in so many good, fun projects
@Сайтамен
@Сайтамен 6 ай бұрын
I laughed at how stupid this movie was even as a kid. That said, that last shot with ships and zeppelines...sure is stylish.
@64bitcrafts
@64bitcrafts 6 ай бұрын
58:05 "Why are there so many candles in the foreground" I have a theory: They placed that many candles to try and create the lighting effect of an open fire/torchlight/whatever artistic effect you'd call 'flame lighting', without actually needing a bonfire on set. They were in the foreground to light the characters faces from the camera side, with the intention of shooting over them. Then either by 'we'll crop it in post for the release version' laziness or Anderson deciding "ah, hell, that looks great, get that in the shot actually", or both, boom. It's in the final film.
@lukew6725
@lukew6725 6 ай бұрын
Sad that there was no mention of the 1948 Three Musketeers with Gene Kelly. Such a delightful movie.
@azh698
@azh698 6 ай бұрын
Watched it a month ago! Very nice, and quite accurate to the story as well!
@thedoobieshrew0244
@thedoobieshrew0244 6 ай бұрын
Robin hood: prince of thieves and The Three musketeers (1993) would be a great double feature
@Yabud_167
@Yabud_167 6 ай бұрын
"No one simply walks through the Floordoor." - Boromis Frenchman
@c-puff
@c-puff 6 ай бұрын
It has exactly 0 Orlando Bloom in it but Count of Monte Christo when?
@Jasper_Silva
@Jasper_Silva 6 ай бұрын
D'artagnan died on the way to his home planet.
@reptarcar
@reptarcar 2 ай бұрын
His people needed him
@nightwishfan1991
@nightwishfan1991 5 ай бұрын
The British dropping James Corden on the US should be considered a war crime.
@dutchmansmine9053
@dutchmansmine9053 3 ай бұрын
That's what you get for leaving the Empire
@dostatochno
@dostatochno 6 ай бұрын
Please don't ever again start a recording with someone's audio in the state Shad's is in this video. It's literally painful, and it makes a person who's already not the easiest on the listeners' ears unbelievably annoying
@sparkypack
@sparkypack 6 ай бұрын
the gramophone guy
@ithewho6603
@ithewho6603 6 ай бұрын
The edits are awesome as usual, keep up the great work.
@SumDumGy
@SumDumGy 6 ай бұрын
I remember watch this shortly after it came out on disc. I do not remember actually watching it though. I wish I had as much fun with it as you chaps.
@MBS-HomuZombie
@MBS-HomuZombie 6 ай бұрын
oh wow, i don't think i'ver ever seen this version of The Three Musketeers before. I honestly enjoyed this more than i expected going in. if only there was a plot twist reveal that the whole movie was a fever dream the main character boy was having as he's recovering from the gunshot wound he got at the start. The only things i disliked in this movie were the main character boy, James Corden and that mads Mikkelsen died at the end. i'd totally accept a post-ending scene showing he survived somehow.
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 6 ай бұрын
Gosh, I vaguely remember watching this movie. You’d think a film this outlandish would leave a more lasting impression.
@jackchipper7458
@jackchipper7458 7 ай бұрын
The man in the iron mask, is my favorite depiction of the three musketeer. Leo was a bit cringe in that movie though
@whyarealltaken
@whyarealltaken 6 ай бұрын
I thought that was what they were watching tbh
@Jasper_Silva
@Jasper_Silva 6 ай бұрын
He was still old pretty boy Leo, but he did a pretty decent job being the evil twin imo. And yeah, the movie was great!
@giulizpaviz6381
@giulizpaviz6381 6 ай бұрын
What's funny is that he got the Rasperry Award for worst screen couple (with himself)
@jackchipper7458
@jackchipper7458 6 ай бұрын
@@giulizpaviz6381 Oof
@jackchipper7458
@jackchipper7458 6 ай бұрын
@@Jasper_Silva I liked him more as the nice twin, however I guess it’s his American accent what ruined it, everyone else had a broken French accent
@doolicious
@doolicious 7 ай бұрын
I just watched this recently hell yeah 😆this EFAP will surely get me through my shift. Bless the fappers for coming through 🙌🏼
@1701EarlGrey
@1701EarlGrey 6 ай бұрын
This movie has flying air ships, Resident Evil lady doing kung-fu, musketeers taking on small army of dudes, sword fight on top of Notre Dame with thunderstorm in the background yet somehow this is still not the most ridiculous Three Musketeers film ; that would be D'Artagnan from 2001 with it's ridiculous kung-fu fight choreography 😅 Director of that film really had to be in love with "Crouching tiger, hidden dragon" even if over the top, eastern esthetics fits European context of the story like high high heels fits on a pig... 😉On the other hand "Man in the iron mask" from 1998 is unironically good! So, I still would prefer to watch The Three Musketeers with Bloom -at least this film try to follow plot of Duma's novel... Maybe with less Milla Jovovich - is it the only reason that she made a career is because she married somewhat popular director? I mean she have pretty face but other than that? Her acting is mediocre at best and in chest area she is like anti-Sydney Sweeney 😉 so I never got why Milla was so popular ?
@dragonknightleader1
@dragonknightleader1 6 ай бұрын
She was pretty good in Fifth Element, Zoolander, and Dodgeball back when she had to act. It's after the Anderson movies does she get typecast into stoic action lady. I don't remember if Anderson directed Ultraviolet, but she's the same character in that.
@EvilElite99
@EvilElite99 6 ай бұрын
My headcanon is that this and Wild Wild West are part of the same universe/timeline.
@VladDascaliuc
@VladDascaliuc 6 ай бұрын
I'm just going to say that the spanish translation of "Dogtanian and the three muskehounds" absolutely demolishes the english one. It's called "Dartacan y los tres mosqueperros", both "can" and "perros" meaning dog while maintaining the sounds of the words almost perfectly. Inspired localization. Great series, blast from the past.
@claytonsackett8237
@claytonsackett8237 6 ай бұрын
1:17:56 Was that a piece of Out There from Hunchback of Notredame that I heard? 😂 Well played.
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 6 ай бұрын
9:34 You can hear the “hon hon hon” in their laughter. This movie is turning them French!
@VVEGA2940
@VVEGA2940 6 ай бұрын
Always good to see Sargon hanging out with the longmen
@Jasper_Silva
@Jasper_Silva 6 ай бұрын
Oh wow! I watched the movie in the exact same German theater they watched it lol
@golfvictor9090
@golfvictor9090 4 ай бұрын
I love how hilariously dumb this movie was but still the guys certainly picked up on the film's genius of maximizing simple, over the top fun. And I'm with Rags on the costumes.
@meleemastermaa1449
@meleemastermaa1449 5 ай бұрын
Knowing the dude who dude who directed Resident Evil, the sequel of this movie would have nothing to do with the end of this one.
@beo3627
@beo3627 6 ай бұрын
This movie is great, i genuinely enjoyed it when i saw it for the first time YEARS after it came out, with expectations better informed
@Necrow_Productions
@Necrow_Productions 6 ай бұрын
I hope Shad gets a better mic soon. I can barely hear the others and he's still blowing out the mic!
@Necrow_Productions
@Necrow_Productions 6 ай бұрын
Seriously, it's been years since this has been recorded, can you make him more quiet...
@ShintoArt
@ShintoArt 6 ай бұрын
Tiny complaint: consider lowering Shad's volume either in discord or in the recording since his microphone seems much louder than everyone else's and seems to peak a lot. I love listening to Shad shout in anger at inaccurate sword stuff but not if it hurts my ears.
@KelShu
@KelShu 6 ай бұрын
This movie would be so much better without James Corden
@sweetpeaches6955
@sweetpeaches6955 6 ай бұрын
And lame main character
@randommulato8871
@randommulato8871 6 ай бұрын
A comic relief who makes the scenes he's in LESS funny? What a novel idea!
@Сайтамен
@Сайтамен 6 ай бұрын
He is barely in it
@KelShu
@KelShu 6 ай бұрын
@@Сайтамен Which is more than enough
@The1337guy1
@The1337guy1 6 ай бұрын
@@Сайтамен He's still right.
@Zeddyboi86
@Zeddyboi86 6 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Constance (the blonde love interest) is played by Maxwell Lord’s assistant in “Wonder Woman 1984”.
@luchadoh
@luchadoh 6 ай бұрын
Maybe next time, have Shad on when he's not working drive-thru.
@akashajones6079
@akashajones6079 6 ай бұрын
Or better yet, not at all.
@sparkypack
@sparkypack 6 ай бұрын
mah ears 😢👂
@canderoussnurd4265
@canderoussnurd4265 6 ай бұрын
@@akashajones6079you insult the sword man! I spit in your general direction probably………
@AlphariusandOmegon
@AlphariusandOmegon 6 ай бұрын
Its not shad its the tin can on a string he is using as a microphone.
@gringomoderfoquer8287
@gringomoderfoquer8287 3 ай бұрын
I think this is my favorite 'watcha bring me?' yet
@poslednisoud
@poslednisoud 6 ай бұрын
"How realistic you want this movie to be?" "PEOPLE OF THE FRANCE! DO NOT INTERFERE! OUR INTENTIONS ARE PEACEFUL! WE ARE THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL!"
@alexhayden219
@alexhayden219 6 ай бұрын
I really miss the days of the Parisian Aerial Navy Pirate Ships.
@randommulato8871
@randommulato8871 6 ай бұрын
I thought this was gonna be a series about movie and History youtubers commenting on curiosities and inaccuracies in Historic war movies, but so far it turned out to be subjecting poor Sargon to all the facets of Orlando Bloom's acting, which is frankly way better lol
@richardduska1558
@richardduska1558 6 ай бұрын
9:41 That's some Van Helsing gun!
@Kulkanar
@Kulkanar 6 ай бұрын
it's been forever since I read the books but the original "d'Artangan Romances" by Alexander Dumas ( the three musketeers, twenty years later, and The Vicomte of Bragelonne) are following d'Artangan over the course of his career, since the first book is him post training learning to actually be a musketeer from the three and seeing their comradery he, as the movies have often shown, doesn't truly become a musketeer until the end after being trained by the famous trio. Also the the third book The Vicomte of Bragelonne is often broken into three parts, (The Vicomte of Bragelonne, Louise de la Valliere, and The Man In The Iron Mask)
@martinzemek5798
@martinzemek5798 6 ай бұрын
I also used to like The Musketeers (2014) show on BBC.
@mysite1012
@mysite1012 6 ай бұрын
The 90s muskateers was one of the first movies i remember watching as a kid. Its one of my absolute favorites. The tom and jerry mousekateers is a close 2nd
@Beuwen_The_Dragon
@Beuwen_The_Dragon 6 ай бұрын
This was such fun, i needed this ^.-.^
@Crimsin19937
@Crimsin19937 6 ай бұрын
How have i never heard of this movie? (Well, this version of it, anyway)
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 6 ай бұрын
1:16:55 So, after the Notre Dame roof was set on fire, I don’t think you can make this joke nowadays, lol.
@Dave_L913
@Dave_L913 6 ай бұрын
How do you make a video like this and no one on the cast notices how horrible Shad's mic is? It sounds like he's got it pressed to his lips. It peaks so much since he yells all the time
@codankus
@codankus 2 ай бұрын
The actor who plays D'Artagnan (Logan Lerman) has had some cheesy roles, but I personally thought he was amazing in the WWII movie "Fury". I highly recommend that film.
@codankus
@codankus 2 ай бұрын
Also hes in Bullet Train, just like every actor on earth. 😂
@RyuPlaneswalker
@RyuPlaneswalker 6 ай бұрын
"What must the peasants be thinking?" *peasant looks up at air ship* "Oh..Ze king built anozer Airship, must be a Saturday, musn't forget to go to church tomorrow"
@aesiddoway
@aesiddoway 6 ай бұрын
This was my favorite war arc EFAP so far. I totally forgot about this film 😂 But I had a big dopey grin through this whole video reliving the film
@Dekken88
@Dekken88 6 ай бұрын
"Questioning the quality of the soldiers" - I mean they are french....
@mariusvanc
@mariusvanc 6 ай бұрын
Well, I wouldn't give WS Anderson money to make sequels, but I would definitely watch them.
@SuspishFish
@SuspishFish 6 ай бұрын
As someone who grew up on _Sid Meier's Civilization,_ I only knew Musketeers as someone who uses a gun.
@aulvinduergard9952
@aulvinduergard9952 6 ай бұрын
I had no idea this movie existed. Now I wish I _still_ didn't know it existed.
@ajmatheson2807
@ajmatheson2807 6 ай бұрын
The brilliance of the Ghost Leonidas @ 33:09! God bless the editors!
@mordirit8727
@mordirit8727 6 ай бұрын
"Getting into trouble is a great advice" Bilbo Dadgins
@ProjectRedfoot
@ProjectRedfoot 6 ай бұрын
Thank you for telling me about Muskethounds!
@phh6736
@phh6736 6 ай бұрын
Guys, at 36:36 , this aint a built "set", this is Würzburg palace, it actually looks like that (+ some wall carpets), been there around christmas. Saves a lot of money if don`t have to build a set :P
@bossbeartherock6034
@bossbeartherock6034 7 ай бұрын
Wish they did man in the iron mask , pretty good .
@thomasgreatbanks1271
@thomasgreatbanks1271 6 күн бұрын
12:48 'remember the strawberries with cream Mr Floor Door?'
@kerrychristensen7204
@kerrychristensen7204 6 ай бұрын
❤😂❤ I seem to remember watching this movie when I was much younger and I suspect I was just too immature to appreciate it! Looks like it's got that Van Helsing magic~
@JoshuaKevinPerry
@JoshuaKevinPerry 6 ай бұрын
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