The Don | EFAP Supercut

The night is always darkest... before THE DON.
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[@wumboooooo]

The EFAP Old Testament

[@JoeSchumacher477]

Question; if this is the old testament, when does the New Testament start?

[@HectorLopez0217]

@@JoeSchumacher477BF and AF when Fringy joined as host Efap episode 136

[@cakeonfrosting8105]

@@HectorLopez0217I would argue DW and PW, during wolf and post wolf

[@lunaticred0]

EFAP: The Book of Jared Genesis

[@samzilla567]

@@JoeSchumacher477 Post EFAP 200 was the New Testament.

[@whitworth5s248]

Few people know that The Don's grandfather also met a famous super lady. In the pilot episode of Agent Carter, we get to see The Don's grandpa, who was a WW2 soldier and POW, btw... He was having a bad morning and was a bit snippy with a waitress, who seemed to give as much as she got. Then, none other than Captain America's friend Agent Carter walked up from his blind spot, jammed a fork under his arm, and declared that she intended to stab his brachial artery and let him bleed out there on the diner floor if he didn't leave and never come back. Turns out that The Don's family has had it rough with the psychopathic women of the Marvel universe.

[@mikavanpolen8418]

Wait, did that actually happen?

[@Mr.Dinosalt]

​@@mikavanpolen8418 It has been written in the old tablets friend

[@tevenpowell8023]

Hey, don't drag my girl Peggy into this.

[@whitworth5s248]

@@mikavanpolen8418 KZbin doesn't like links, but I found a video called "Agent Carter 1x01 - all Angie" that has the clip.

[@D00dman]

@@whitworth5s248lmao, I just found your comment there, too. Also, she coerced him to give up his money as well. While he *was* being a bit of a dick, this man was more likely than not struggling to deal with the trauma of surviving a war camp and participating in the war. Threatening to kill him AND forcing him to part with his money is just appalling and only shows The Don’s lineage to be one of hardy men who get dealt bad hands in their encounters with empowered females.

[@RhysCallinan-bv1wi]

"Captain Marvel 2 needs to be about him getting his revenge" would've been a better sequel than what we got.

[@gliscaradu1424]

Imagine if the main villain lady gathered a bunch of people that were wronged by Carol

[@PowerSkiff12]

But along the way his reason changes from revenge to protecting earth from a destructive super being

[@Pink.andahalf]

"Don't quote the old magic to me, witch. I was there when it was laid down." -The Don

[@RhysCallinan-bv1wi]

Gandalf was an avid disciple of The Don.

[@CharlesUrban]

Finally, I know how this got started. "It's always darkest before The Don" is my favorite. Thank you, Wolf!

[@spouwnerring]

You know that we live in clown world when a SEASONED LAWYER not only argues in Captain Marvel's defence, but also DEFAMES THE DON.

[@debanydoombringer1385]

Seasoned is a bit of stretch. I mean I guess ambulance chasers are kind of seasoned, but not at winning.

[@SFTaYZa]

he meant SALTY HAHAHAHAHAAHHA @@debanydoombringer1385

[@RenegadeVile]

@@debanydoombringer1385 What do you base that criticism of Legal Eagle on?

[@venomsnake4042]

We can clearly see the dip in quality of the MCU after they removed the Don

[@blankadams3120]

Pretty sure I've heard this particular argument before, but... let's just swap the two characters and their respective powerlevels... Give Don the powers of the whatever Stone, and Carol's the one who comes up to bother him. So, he grabs her hand and threatens to crush it if she doesn't give him her clothes, her bike, and whatever the third thing was. How is that not abuse?

[@RedStar_N7]

Abusive superheroes can be cool though. That's just Homelander from The Boys. A show that has had way more long lasting success than anything coming out of marvel in the last 5 years. The difference is the writers dont treat him like the hero of the story. Marvel on the other hand, wants us to bend over backwards for their sociopath, narcissistic, holier-than-thou characters

[@blankadams3120]

@@RedStar_N7 If... you say so, about the abusive superheroes being cool... Personally? I'm really tired of the 'evil Superman' trope...

[@RedStar_N7]

@@blankadams3120 Hm... So I take it you're not a big fan of Hancock then? I think he's a great example of a superhero who abuses his power or is otherwise irresponsible with them, but is otherwise still a good guy deep down. And yes, if you take what I said and reduce that to "Evil Superman" then fine... but when you're only looking at things at the surface level, its no wonder you don't find any fascination in it. However many depictions of evil supermen currently exist, I can promise you there's faaaar more of the same boy scout cookie cutter versions of him out there. I don't think you should let bad executions of that trope drive you away from the concept entirely. My point is you can write interesting stories with "not so goody" types of superheroes and they could have done the same with Cpt. Marvel The big topic of discussion surrounding the movie will bring up genders and role reversals etc. Carol's gender be damned. I still think they could have made a good movie even with this attitude of hers. And the same could have worked if The Don was the one imposing his dominance

[@afelias]

You didn't swap the most important power though - the Don would become a woman and therefore can't be judged for her actions

[@IamaCosmonaut]

The Terminator 2 bar scene is how to do this scene correctly.

[@smackmyackm58989]

My favorite piece of EFAP lore. Praise the Don, RIP Becky.

[@JSPena]

Who’s Becky?

[@eldrasill]

@@JSPena The Don's Beautiful and tragically dead wife, alas.

[@JSPena]

@@eldrasill oh okay

[@RhysCallinan-bv1wi]

Taken too soon. Bless her soul.

[@dragons_advocate]

Poor Becky, Saint of the orphans

[@ViolentMessiah666]

A Walker & The Don buddy comedy is the only chance Disney has of turning things around. Praise The Don & bless the little orphans everywhere 🦏🥛

[@RhysCallinan-bv1wi]

Don helps Walker deal with the death of his friend, who was murdered by terrorists, while Walker gives The Don company on his drive across the country to get to a charity he promised to be at. Probably call it Don Walking. Or Don Walker. Or Donning the Shield.

[@ViolentMessiah666]

@@RhysCallinan-bv1wi I fear Walker will have to do most of the driving. The Don still has issues with the nerves in his hand, how can he steer & change the radio at the same time? 😔

[@Amarenamann]

"The Don did nothing wrong." -Bilbonious Bagginson von Bagginheim

[@Amarenamann]

Yes. 🗿

[@Laxhoop]

This character who had most of his screen time cut from a movie that came out half a decade ago, genuinely has more fans than Ms. Marvel, and it’s purely because of EFAP memes.

[@crimsonpotemkin]

It's funny how perfectly that Cpt Marvel scene fits into the "the worst she can say is no" meme

[@curethedarkness]

The context they all seem to forget is Carol is a god, therefore he cannot intimidate her. Furthermore her goading him into a handshake is entrapment as she has baited him into a position where she can intentionally hurt him with her god powers.

[@TOONYBOY]

It's like that stereotypical antagonist in a movie where they try to bait the underdog pipsqueak good guy into throwing a punch just so they have an excuse to beat the shit out of them in front of everyone while the good guy's older, more experienced friend is telling him not to take the bait

[@Laneous14]

Just like Iron Heart, Captain Marvel is a great villain in search of a movie to play opposite a real hero.

Well the only Iron Heart I know of is a japanese hero and her film is way better, lots of nudity though. 😆

[@Kwistoweeish]

These highlights are celestially epic! Filling in the gaps of the Deep EFAP lore for all the newbies who missed out on it the first time around.

[@AikanaroSauron]

The fact that they made this into a more relatable, lovely and compassion-worthy story than the whole Marvel run of the last several years really shows where this garbage industry belongs.

[@bad-people6510]

44:54 There's a reason he left out the word "reasonable" from that definition. All of this relies on the perspective of the reasonable person. For example, no jury would find that Superman is in reasonable fear of imminent death or great bodily harm (that actual legal standard for self defense) because someone asked him to smile. It could not be argued that she even finds the touching of a stranger's reading material criminal or offensive, as she does that very thing to an elderly man later in this very film.

[@bahamut256]

Look at the case of Michael Drejka, who claimed to be in fear for his life from an unarmed man. After Drejka approached the victim, walked up to his victim, less than a foot away and told him he had to leave, his victim did not instigate conflict instead politely told Droijka that it was a public parking space and he had permission to park there from the owner, and that Drejka did not have the authority to order him to leave. Drejka then pulled a handgun and opened fire without warning, claiming that the victim was too close to his personal space. Incredibly similar circumstances, the only difference was he didn't steal the vehicle. Drejka got life without possibility of parole.

[@TheJammerman]

SheHulk would have been 1000x more watchable if the entire plot was that The Don hires SheHulk to sue Captain Marvel in a civil case.

[@crocadillius6418]

I know you joke, but having a group of people who, say, had their cars flung by the Hulk at a villain in a battle sue the Hulk for damages may be an interesting premise. At least, more interesting than watching Mary sue hulk twerk and swipe on tinder.

[@13JackDiamond]

This video contains The Don. Women may instantly become pregnant if viewing The Don. Men too. Viewer discretion is advised.

[@chicochan123]

a little fact, I dunno if anyone else has mentioned it, but the DON is Robert Kazinsky, a UK actor. he was in a soap called Eastenders, and has .many fans, mostly female lol

[@mats1365]

Whatever you think of Robothead, if it wasn’t for him we would’ve never realized the greatness of the Don

[@HectorLopez0217]

One must imagine Don happy

[@monopolizeme]

When they started reading out the Don names… just too iconic 😂

[@BlueKunai]

Blessed be The Don, saviour of orphans and giver of rides🙏

[@shupakiko]

The most foundational EFAP lore moment for me. 🙏Praised be The Don ☀

[@ajmatheson2807]

The "SA" thing is a joke and absolutely laughable, but sadly, it's a real take... i got kicked out of a FB group a while back because the hypothetical situation was: You're a woman in a crowded bar, a man comes up behind you, gently touches your back as he squeezes behind you and the crowd. Maybe he makes eye contact and nods as his moves passed on his way to the bar/restroom/exit, maybe not... The overwhelming consensus from the women on the page was "thats SA!" I politely called BS and was bounced out.

[@debanydoombringer1385]

Wow! I've had that happen so often and not just from men. That's crazy. It's just to keep from bumping into you and startling you.

[@mrshmuga9]

When an adlibbed joke pitch is better than the movie that it’s based on, you might have written a crappy movie, lol.

[@bigbangrafa8435]

You guys should make one about Oochie from the leaked Star Wars Episode 9 script, what the cast created around the character was much better than what actually was in the released movie.

[@AppleInk]

Just as I was watchin' EFAP Lore: The Don, you guys drop this gem...thank you ❤️

[@e.c.winner7252]

Don, but not forgotten.

[@tzuyd]

"He said a map or a newspaper because he's a lawyer and doesn't want to say anything absolute" Nah, it's because he's trying to relate it to a real life situation and he knows women can't read maps.

[@the_ghetto_rig]

6:49 Still waiting on the Backdoor Sluts 12 unbridled critique @Mauler..

[@JGGR89]

The Don Bless

[@jackhenry2272]

Praise the Don!

[@Koustav_04]

Don but not forgotten 😂😂😂😂😂

[@boomer.beasley]

Don bless us all

[@Mrtorquebowguy]

#donbutnotforgotten

[@stevelucky7579]

If only Walker was there, he would have defended Don from the harm Captain flat was doing to him.

[@mikelinux1961]

the lawyer was the biggest dope.

[@zolikoff]

Now I really want to see Don Wick the movie

[@theliato3809]

We honor The Don and all he’s done for the world.

[@lordkrauser]

I wonder if the actor for The Don is aware of his meme status as this divine paragon of wholesomeness

[@dukeofdarlo5896]

As he sat at the dining table skimming through final demand letters with his broken hand a single tear ran down the Don's cheek as Timmy asked to throw the old ball around. He had to tell him no, but he didn't let Timmy see the tear. He didn't let him see! #IStandWithDon

[@hydriumstudio]

F for Don. #donstopbelieving

[@Dibbsi]

I stand with the don

[@geoffshaw2775]

Man I forgot how funny this bit was. Don bless you all

[@stephenlanuto5993]

The court of efap with Don as the plantiff and captain marvel as the defendant

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

Wanting people to be happy makes you a villain

[@gaelstromproductions]

I've been waiting for this one!

[@mohamedbelkacem9889]

Short clip idea: "the funny thing is, they redeemed walker the same way i wanted prince charming to be redeemed in shrek the third" -EFAP 136

[@aaronrowell6943]

You know I kind of just realized... How does Captain marvel know how to drive a earth motorcycle ?

[@Soridan]

She grew up on Earth and was an Air Force pilot before the whole Kree shenanigans happened. Absolutely feasible that she knows how to, especially since it's kind of a trope that fighter pilots ride fast bikes as a hobby. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

This is foreshadowing for what she would do to Hala

[@fatgumthegoat]

this is true lore for the people who don't watch every fap. learn yourselves the wisdom of The Don and gain knowledge

[@malikot63]

Don Bless the comment section.

[@lobalee1873]

Don but not forgotten

[@CrazyChiv]

I actually forgot how funny the origins of The Don was. Man, I love this clip channel.

[@Necrow_Productions]

Whenever I am feeling down, I come here and it cheers me up. Hearing about The Don and his struggles and that he still chooses to be good always lifts me up. Also, hearing Wolf is always a joy!

[@jack.h99]

I hope Don is doing ok out there. Hang in there bud.

[@Cats-TM]

Don of the Dead, a film about The Don during a zombie apocalypse where he does as much as he can to save lives.

[@Mrtorquebowguy]

Wolf updating pfp mid stream is the only thing that brings me joy

[@gattlinggolduck6373]

18:36 Mauler's "WHOA!" Is still priceless

[@FiladelP59]

Praise the Don! The true hero of the M-she-U!

[@Michael_1138]

Watching the end of this makes me want to encourage MauLer to play KOTOR 2.

[@animelytical8354]

Lawyer turned "contact" into "force"

[@stevegt2682]

The Don did get his revenge in the sequel....it's an enormous flop

[@animelytical8354]

"In memory of the deaph orphans". Masterpiece.

[@RorytheRomulan]

No, Sam... I can't recall the taste of good cinema.

[@Dik_Kikm]

This lawyer reminded me of the Rittenhouse case for some reason 🤔

[@Saffi____]

Someone needs to buy *The Don* from Dickney and give him the show he deserves. Long Live The Don ✊

[@Blizz3112]

I love how they constantly make Don's life worse to make Captain Marvel that much worse... XD

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

They never mentioned the don in The Marvels review. :(

[@W-H1U]

Don be with you

[@IndianTheNaked]

Thank the heavens that we are once again blessed with Don, Orphan-saver extraordinare.

[@MRsophacles]

we truly do not deserve the Don..

[@philanselmo1198]

don has achieved... *_donlightenment_*

[@KevinM491]

RIP The Don. 😢

[@AscendantStoic]

The Don Saga is much more interesting the the MCU phase 4 and 5 combined XD

[@TheDezembro]

Legal Eagle's opinion & assessment will change drastically if it's The Don paying him instead of Marvel. 😂😂 Suddenly he'll just be a regular man approaching a woman, taking off his helmet to show that he is *NOT* a threat and wishes to engage in conversation with his face exposed (not hiding his identity), standing at a normal distance and flirtingly asking for a smile. 😂 That's how it goes with lawyers.

[@daqshiesel]

Don Bless! Bringing the gospel to the masses. Is The Second Coming nigh? I’m reluctant to get my hopes too high, but I remain optimistic. Keep doing the Lord’s work, Wolf.

[@RitsuCurisu]

Possibly the greatest moment of human history on video.

[@brandonlucas4173]

Common misconception but God said let there be Don.

[@Jays_dead_cat]

Wolf uploads his crush.

[@pennypacker2000]

don but not forgotten :D

[@waylonbocephus]

I stand with Don.

[@abdulsadiq8873]

#JusticeForTheDon

[@Armin1983]

Did someon already do "Carol Donvers"?

[@larsw.9442]

They Don stop coming And they Don stop coming

[@ProjectRedfoot]

I do not understand how this movie exists... I just... ionno

[@rogerborg]

How do I get out of this hellscape timeline where women are within their rights to ignore The Don?

[@micky6j]

FreeDon isn't free

[@fullyproblematic]

A super-powered, almost invulnerable woman that tortures and threatens to amputate a man's limb so she can steal his property and vehicle. Modern Marvel "Heroes", folks. Good job, Marvel writers, you made Captain Marvel a villain, and somehow, made Brie Larson even MORE unlikable. Way to go, a-holes.

[@colossicus555]

Glad i was there when this started i saw history

[@gr33nsk1n]

I remember watching this live :))

[@deforesterd]

yipeee, more efap highlights !

[@arklaw8306]

I cry evertiem.

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

I like DogMan!

[@lordjimbo2]

American Ghandi + Don = Dondhi

[@mummifiedgamer]

Legal eagle is such a sneaky covert sjw. Trying to act impartial but so biased that its cringe worthy.

[@citizensunitednegatingtech9783]

Soon all the big ideious will converge and we will have an ai generation of this story