EGG FRIED RICE KILLED ME.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Dashie dying just for the thumbnail is insane dedication

[@TemperedJay92]

And putting the caution tape with it made it more of a masterpiece

[@SBzKillFrenzy]

​@ANGRYASRIELISTHYLORDThis ain't about you. If your content was better. You would be on your own channel and not hating in the comments of somebody else's

[@Cay9z]

RIP Dashie, 6/26/1990 sumthin to 7/8/2024

[@Ren.unfxzed]

RIGHT!! I literally just clicked it and all I saw was that thumbnail I canttttt😂

[@Mad_Medz]

He real af for that

[@agustthv]

"we gonna be running from..soDIUM ?!??? MSG !!????!?!??" bro 😭😭

[@gaines8807]

You’re telling me an egg fried this rice?

[@Xxblade17]

🥚

[@flurmp1238]

With his dactyl appendages?

[@Cay9z]

This had me rolling

[@jenna3226]

Its me, Im the egg

[@veraposser]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@extrashotofespresso_]

“I’m a grown ass man but I get whoopings too if I step outta line” lmaoo too real! Literally Caribbean and/or black parents be tripping 😂😂😂

[@thedomesticatedwitch]

this is common in Italian culture too lol I am a grown woman and still afraid of my relatives.

[@this_is_very_new]

legit tho lol

[@reddavid84]

Filipino culture as well

[@QuestOfLegendsYT]

😂😂😂

[@celestehernandez2000]

😭😭 too real lol

[@jakishan3595]

Dashie tryna convince that man to slide him that 2.80 had me hollering 😭

[@TheFreshSoundsFlorida]

😂 for real

[@Ditzybaby]

My 8 year old nephew said “this is kinda creepy… but I like it. I like this dude, he’s just yelling at a video game. It’s great” 😂

[@TheFreshSoundsFlorida]

😂 your nephew is smart ass heck for being able to know that

[@shemarmallory4752]

❤❤

[@solarsthetic4047]

lol bless his little heart ❤😂

[@thisdeath]

haha if this is real its nice haha 😁👏

[@Will_3000]

Hope you're having fun with your dad!! I need to call mine! You're a real one, Dash!!! 🙌💙

[@Zennithh]

​@ANGRYASRIELISTHYLORDMy guy, this is the opposite of how you get a fanbase. Literally tryna pedestal yourself to a legend lol

[@scottkrill]

@ANGRYASRIELISTHYLORDlol u have one video u have no content

[@HarmlessTomato]

True dedication

[@fayyfayyy]

call him now

[@Will_3000]

@@fayyfayyy I did!

[@simplymari94]

We missed ya Dash but there is nothing wrong with spending time with family. ❤ You deserve it and thank you for playing scary games my favorite! ☺️

[@DOUBLE07EVIN]

Pretty 😊

[@fayyfayyy]

real

[@marce0320]

The echoed cough killed me 🤣 We missed ya dash ! Welcome back

[@JesusIsLord105]

It killed me too

[@ItsMeKelp]

I came across this comment literally RIGHT after it happened LOL

[@VegetaViibez]

Cracked me tf up, I love the echo edits 😂😂

[@BeaneinReal]

1:16 “That could taste good- like this. 🕺🕺🕺”

[@jeffturner2006]

​@ANGRYASRIELISTHYLORDyour right nobody asked cause nobody cares you have one video your nothing to Dashie you'll never be on his level stop spamming on his video

[@jussaiyanz6275]

​@@jeffturner2006which is why u have one like? Sound like u talkin bout yo self lil boy🤣

[@quailland1982]

Dashie gotta be one of if not the best youtuber on the platform rn. He been keeping it consistent with his content, no controversy, no drama, just a dude casually playing games and being funny as hell for over 15 years. Props to you man seriously

[@iheartvile]

"yall ever just be hungry?" 😂😂😂

[@Thecoolcatlolyay]

Yes

[@Metalguy86]

I love that Dashie always covers all kinds of people with his post game thoughts. He truly looks out for everyone and makes sure he includes all people when talking about spending time with people, or when you talk about holidays, etc... you're a true genuine human being, Dash. World needs more people like you.

[@areslife2006]

Dashie and Cory will forever be my og

[@ScaramouchesMother]

REALLLL

[@carlosvanterpool8518]

Cory don’t like us 💀

[@Wyn_er__playz]

🥲👋​@@carlosvanterpool8518

[@jethrojacinto2798]

I can't fuck with Cory like that bro shows up only like twice a year, if we're lucky. Dashie is always here ❤

[@ScaramouchesMother]

@@jethrojacinto2798 Family and mental health is important. Would you rather see him from time to time or see him become a pedo like the other you tubers who didn’t take breaks?

[@rosesosa8332]

Dashie been through it and I appreciate the small things he choose to talk about from his childhood . Happy to see him living the life he deserves !

[@amyheather8134]

LMFAO THE ECHO COUGH 😭😭 MY HUMOR IS SO BROKEN

[@CollisionJX]

32:42 freestyle was pure flames 🔥🔥🔥

[@Jess-mk3yb]

i was gonna sayyyy

[@NyeTingzzz]

Freddy Krueger being a landlord will not never be funny.

[@kingjb554]

Always fun when Dad-shie is in town so he cant be loud. Scared as hell 😭

[@Elizabethloveit93]

One time I was doing my painting and it was a little silent, so I listened to this, even without watching you, your commentaries took me out, you’re so funny dash, I love you and your quirkiness lol you never fail to make us laugh. ❤ i did play the video again so I could watch your reaction, its always a delight to watch you :)

[@JadesWrld-x7w]

The “WADDUP ITS DASHIE” never gets old 💀💀❤

[@WrdMelly]

Nah frrr😂

[@CodyTran3]

He always does that 😅

[@jimmiedosey6262]

It's crazy how dash still has fun playing some of the weirdest games lmao

[@DemiAnunnaki]

Dash is the definition of charisma. Or as the kids call it these days, "rizz."

[@Fullmetal85]

The real horror was that egg fried rice broke a car window. Now that's impressive.

[@Ebrodrool]

Cereal but no milk. One of the scariest horror games in all existence.

[@kikimobley6525]

Hope you’re enjoying time with the fam! Thanks for the upload Dash 🧡

[@samiam8433]

i was worried for you dash but i’m glad you’re spending time with your father, have fun ❤

[@brittaniedarrisaw3393]

Dashie reacting to the phone conversation was hilarious!🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭

[@Brianna58321]

Pops gon beat his ass for allat noise 😭😭

[@hatguyfan22]

The thumbnail 😂 I love how he goes above and beyond with thumbnails for these small games

[@bing4619]

Bruuuh I remember the first time he recorded and his pops was with him… I think he was playing happy wheels and his pops was yelling at him for being loud😭😭😭😭 good times

[@Brianna58321]

4:35 yu already know it get like that sometimes 😭😭 picking out the green bits too

[@zoeyfox1128]

I had to put my dog down today and I immediately open yt and I smiled just to see that Dashie posted I love you Dash sm!! And thank you for making mine and other people’s day all the time 😍

[@Foxy-ve1oh]

I'm really sorry about your dog,I know how it feels to lose a pet. It hurts just as much as losing a person,you will get through this with time

[@jamierichardson2953]

Welcome back dash I missed you it’s great that you were spending time with your family that’s always important. Dash your thumbnail Is Hilarious how is your outline thicker than you tho!🤔😂 4:03 the Friday reference from where dash left off peanut butter no jelly ham no burger damn. Dash got me wanting to watch Friday now!😂 Ty appreciate all that you do for us dash!❤️

[@Anthony-hd4ik]

7:28 instead of counting sheep count your chickens😂

[@DannyX15-565]

42:52 That arm came around like the clothesline from hell

[@yogscastrox2626]

6:35 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD AND FOR WHATTTT

[@freddyescobar5592]

It’s ok to spend time with your family bro 👍🏼👍🏼. We all here for you dashie !!

[@exoticvixen]

Hope you had fun with your family Dashie! And those jump scares really got me 😂

[@simplyyy._k]

Dashie: A torch The flashlight: …

[@TheFreshSoundsFlorida]

to be fair, the game called it a torch

[@Nana-kv6rq]

LMAO at the sound effect when you saw the family sized egg fried rice. 😂

[@COOKIE-kh6rs]

lol the way I jumped when the man jumped Dashie with a knife omg 😱

[@theoneaceofspades5178]

Bro was spot on with the egg fried rice. Had Panda Express 😂😂

[@kaitlynkennedy4794]

The Friday reference reminded me to hit that like button

[@trinitysmith778]

My Dashiegames Scary Games playlist hit 9 million views! I love ur videos! ❤ Ur awesome dashie!!

[@VampireHunterR]

So dashie gets 8.9 million dollars right

[@Elizabethloveit93]

Dashie asking for extra eggrolls lmao he’s so funny!😂

[@Europah-13]

“This DEMON time!” Lmfao

[@KhariEditz]

7:33 "count sheep" now that was disrespectful adding to the fact that they hung up on him to💀 Edit: let's goooo 10 likes baby

[@Mckennafurman21]

Love you Dashie!! Thank you for all the memories your videos have brough me over the years. You have gotten me through some tough times. Whenever I am feeling down, I watch your videos to make me laugh. Keep up the good work!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[@Playstation_buttons]

"thats it" - Dashie

[@brialattimore8962]

Dashie: What y’all snacking on? Macaroni and cheese? Me: *taking a bite of my macaroni* Yes, yes I am.

[@steelhughes]

Epic video Dashie! I hope we get a Super Mario Maker 2 gameplay soon 🫡

[@pn5846]

0:10 HELL YEAH!!!!

[@selystar1307]

0:38 im literally eating mac n cheese rn 😭 haha

[@Just4Taco]

Can I have some?

[@selystar1307]

@@Just4Taco hah, sure

[@24k_May]

Missed you Dash!

[@tts_blaze5866]

Dash finally guessed what I’m snacking on, I waited years for this moment🙏🏾

[@PedroArgentino-rc1zf]

We all love you, dashie ! 🎉🎉 ❤I know he went in there and told you to keep it down 😂😂 AYEEEE I HAD EGG FRIED RICE TODAY 😂

[@emberlane863]

When Dashie talks normal then goes into a whisper, then talks normal, then whispers, be sending me 😂

[@dachie_orenges7537]

Dashie the only youtuber I would never get tired of. Been watching for 9 years. Love the videos!❤

[@ashtynadams4163]

Man, I really needed this on a Monday. Thank you, Dashie!

[@ashleythehuman99]

LITERTALLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT. DASIE GUESSED RIGHT I AM SNACKIN ON MAC AND CHEESE. IM SO HAPPY AWH

[@AjxMyojin]

😆😆

[@RubySutures]

Dashie choosing the “Call Mother” option in the first game because he was nervous was so wholesome

[@johnnyvital1948]

just a friendly reminder that boots mixtape drops in 2026, 2 years from now 💀

[@Michele1ELL]

Out of everyone I watched play this, Dashie is the ONLY one who right away knew it was the dude impersonating the restaurant staff at 25:05

[@bishonen.]

38:24 “y’all, wh-“ 😭

[@Just4Taco]

Dashie be like 😧

[@addiwrki108]

42:18 “This bih out here like he ain’t got 2 hands” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Traumatic_Jr]

A horror game where you gotta pay the bill for how long you keep lights on would be dashies worse nightmare

[@janaadams497]

Welcome back Dash!! Glad you got that family time with your dad😄 I'm also glad I wasn't the only one that hit the Friday line when there was cereal with no milk, expired bread and the broken can opener 🤣🤣🤣

[@Josaiah44]

4:03 I swear I make that Friday reference almost daily so this had me cracking up a bit lol

[@michaelvillarama7584]

Am I the only person who enjoys the way Dashie pronounces Egg fried rice with such emphasis.

[@bigpan3347]

6:35 loud ah cough jumpscared me lmao 😂

[@zeep55]

Dash thumbnail game never dissapoints 😭😭😭

[@jordys-art8679]

I’ve been watching for so so so many years dash thank you for always putting a smile on my face

[@1dklmf40]

The boom sound effect when he looked at the egg fried rice is KILLING me 😭🙏

[@augustinepena8944]

Dashie: hey man don't be all up in that man's business. Also Dashie: what happened to yall that last time??!

[@MarineSpace]

Dashie carries the night time with his scary vids or just his vids in general

[@richie404]

Like the fact that Dashie goes Beyond and creative in these thumbnail on small Horror Games. 20:52 That made me just too, seeing Egg Fried Rice being thrown at the car window. 😂

[@Haizyboi420]

That advertisement in the egg fried rice game jump scared him so hard for not paying attention 😂😂

[@jordanvixxiii]

This thumbnail is fire Dash 😂🔥 I've missed you so much, but family time is so important and I'm glad you get time with your Dad! Thanks for the Monday pick me up!!

[@agustthv]

the dedication for this vid is chef's kiss cause look at that sick thumbnail !!! 👏👏

[@mickeymouse-wb5kz]

1:21 the way he said family sized portion 😂😂😂

[@koolaidotaku5652]

Bro when he said "Ma-" I almost shit myself....thought he was about to say mango 🥭😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[@maulie23gaming89]

Dashie it’s all good! We all deserve breaks even you! Thank you for the horror games! Love you lots Dashie! ❤

[@anthonysandoval6158]

dash checking over to see if pops is near is funny af lmao

[@mizznizz]

that bread pizza was one of the best struggle meals💯

[@TheFreshSoundsFlorida]

I used English muffins instead of bread for mines. That was years ago.

[@teenflash19]

Ohhhh😮😮😮😮 ahhh face pfp

[@mizznizz]

@@teenflash19 lmaooo drag my pfp🤣

[@Protonyon]

'' We can talk all you want but that's gonna run you about 3'' That shi took me out! 😂😂😂

[@kiarapeter7178]

I’m actually eating Mac and cheese!!!!!😲 0:42

[@legitcosmics]

1986 VW Jetta. Lowkey spot on 😂

[@EtherealObscurity]

0:09 transition was SMOOOTHHH

[@lilobillochillo]

love you Dash, missed you tons!! loved these games, the jumpscares got me good lmao. hope you're having fun with your pops, say hi for us!!

[@Redblood_669]

Yoooo dash I been watching you since the first episode of super mario maker one I hope you doing alright I love your videos.

[@karolinaperez-cancel]

Its funny that you uploaded this game. Caseoh just played it in his live stream. He was talking about to a lot in his stream today. Hope y'all do a collab!!!

[@OfficialNordicGames]

I lost my dad dashie cherish every moment. Hope all is well doe!

[@pennytrui1149]

have fun with your dad dash family always comes first so we understand. I just love that you communicate with us and let us know what's going on even though you don't really have to much love dash ❤️.

[@HungPhamVan-ir6dt]

15 second gang.

[@Mtlg_xo]

Omg Dashie finally said what I was snacking on 😂😂😂 I’m so hype

[@VampireHunterR]

Dashie, can we get a 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 whippings from pops video 😆 🤣 😂

[@YourOnlyHero]

I love how he says street like sweept

[@NoOne25]

0:39 I WAS ACTUALLY SNACKIN ON MAC AND CHEESE 😮😂🤯 THATS CRAZYYYY

[@VampireHunterR]

Dashie, we thought you were DashieXKenshin and going to be gone for a year like CoryxKenshin is 😆 🤣 😂

[@pennytrui1149]

He'll never do his fans like that lol

[@kaiaskosmos]

Love your energy Dashie. Thanks for the videos ❤