LAAAAAG

[@eggsoup]

for more meatball salad recipes visit my twitter twitter.com/eggsouptv

[@grayjay3913]

Thx bro i really wanted to make some meatball salad for my wife and 10 children

[@phyphy08]

im already on there :)

[@krankykrocodile4725]

I want regular salad

[@aigeee]

e

[@drimpossible5078]

its only meatball salad if the meatballs are raw

[@carlton24]

eggsoup really just 3 stocked a man without getting hit while talking about meatball salad

[@williamflores368]

ong I saw that lmao

[@lazyy7461]

I swear eggsoup is sooooooo underrated, he could easily win a tournament

[@ZachABee]

Grand theft airplane He probably can't unless he talks about something random

[@lazyy7461]

@@ZachABee haha, true😂😂😂

[@gamer-cb9iz]

that humiliating

[@jaydcco1549]

This video is the embodiment of what you think about before a presentation in school.

[@matiffy]

Noone: Eggsoup:starts video by confusing absolutely everyone.

[@avatarthelastsisterbender7030]

Literally I thought I clicked on the wrong video

[@thenonamedgamerd3562]

Imagine talking about meatball salad and STILL flawless 3 stocking someone...

[@spacemumkey988]

Snowy ain’t touchin him

[@hamzakais1762]

I mean they literally are silvers but still not getting hit is impressive.

[@yooobxndino6830]

Broo son called a pidgin a neck bird🤣🤣🤣

[@krankykrocodile4725]

@@8luck they are silvers. Golds can actually touch him

[@jaycienlovelace3123]

But we just gonna ignore the fact the he took 0 damage in the second game, while talking about meat ball salad😂

[@soggycakepop3935]

i love imagining that the ppl hes fighting are raging behind their screens while he's just mindlessly rambling abt meatball salad

[@ily-]

Me: *laughing* Teacher: why are you laughing? Me: oh nothing My mind: meatball salad

[@allers7696]

meatball salad

[@eggsoup]

IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!

[@noonesarino7913]

@@eggsoup yes it is

[@miku3862]

meatball salad

[@liammorgan9253]

I feel like egg is high when he records

[@mika-ey3ni]

same

[@krankykrocodile4725]

Meatball salad is a salad with meatballs and vegetables

[@ripzmad9846]

Ah yes.

[@dhiaa9082]

Knowledge

[@gideonvanmeter2900]

Knowledge x2

[@luisromero-gutierrez3973]

Oh yea

[@_leo999]

Knowledge x3

[@grayjay3913]

He keeps going off topic by talking about the character isnt this about meat ball salad ?

[@eggsoup]

yeah i've been noticing a few comments here and there mentioning how i get a little sidetracked sometimes, i'll try to work on it :/

[@allers7696]

@@eggsoup I find it when you get off track funny, it’s a unique thing that not a lot of people do in videos and it can lead to a lot of funny moments

[@juanitoduarte3961]

@@eggsoup bro it wasn’t in a bad way, we appreciate you :3💖

[@n0obz27]

@@eggsoup idk if this is playing into op's joke or not, but dont try and fix this or something. We watch you for your quirks like this and your personality. Keep up the great work.

[@gamer-cb9iz]

@@n0obz27 :/

[@jesuscarreon3603]

Nobody: Eggsoup: MEATBALLS SALAD

[@fluffypanda3530]

Imagine getting clapped by eggsoup and watch his video hoping that he gave you critisim or analyzed your style and just see this.

[@theheavenlyarena6348]

Bro that would be sad af

[@jakeySquarre]

Meatballed on

[@dismay7211]

this mans really talking about meatball salads and i m enjoying it

[@endskys]

egg while 3 stocking someone without taking damage: meatball.

[@jameslantieri2282]

egg really just jv’d some poor guy online and didn’t even react

[@skyhigh1017]

@Dah Bearz flawless stocked someone (don't know why they call it a JV)

[@soy4950]

@Dah Bearz he means he didn’t even get hit once’s the entire game

[@stampgoat6833]

I love how Egg spills all his thoughts into the video. It's like a podcast but 100x better.

[@ethanscurlock515]

Random brawl player: I'm getting flawless 3 stocked by heavy weapons I bet the other person is talking shit about me rn Egg: But what if you put salad inside meatballs instead

[@greencheese]

Meatballs in salad is unrated asf like, why not add some extra protein in your salad yk? Doesnt heart to have some meat in your salad

[@risulasasa3170]

Is this r/boneappletea?

[@dantheman117]

Beats a guy in under a min without getting hit a single time while talking about meatball salads

[@karolakaradebolag]

with 2 dexterity

[@daka.notatp]

This is the type of content i watch at 3am while i play minecraft

[@thughunter3728]

I like how he plays "normally" while talking about *M e a t b a l l S a l a d*

[@shinobix4925]

1 - A Salad is a cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing and sometimes accompanied by meat, fish, or other ingredients. So yes, simply adding Meatballs to a Salad would make it a Meatball Salad. You just spent 20 minutes talking about a question you answered within the first 15 seconds. 2 - We can't use rocket jumps for transportation due to the fact that everyone would start using them for the sheer convenience. This would cause the risk of people unintentionally intersecting paths, and thus crashing into each other, to exponentially increase. Also, the creation of the rocket jump would not increase the chances of a God locker coming into existence. 3 - The word "Pigeon" comes from Old French pijon, denoting a young bird, especially a young dove, from an alteration of late Latin pipio(n- ), ‘young cheeping bird’ of imitative origin. It also rolls off the tongue way better than Neckbird. 4 - Children are not chess pieces. 5 - No Eggsoup, showers do not pee on us. For a body of water to be counted as urine, it must have 9.3 g of Urea per Liter of water, and the water can only make up around 95% of the body. Showers try to be as pure as possible, so whilst a few urea molecules here and there are inevitable, water (if I were to guess) makes up around 98-99% of a shower. 6 - Fun fact, there's a lizard called the "Horny Toad" which isn't a toad. 7 - No. I don't want to answer the "drool" question. 8 - If you have an "S" inside and "M" then it would be an "M with an S surprise"

[@shonikawoods7191]

This man is as focused as the first flying air bender

[@apoloa2749]

some times it puzzles me how long eggsoup can verbose the most random topics its actually impressive

[@deandrecosby6051]

Egg: "I wanna be called neck bird" Me: Your wish is now my command. Neck bird

[@eggsoup]

what have i done

[@Goddess_Moros]

Well. You've done well.

[@Goddess_Moros]

@@eggsoup As a fellow guy with adhd, being hyperfocused on a specific intrusive thought is so ... much. 😂🥲

[@deandrecosby6051]

@@eggsoup You started a new culture Neck Bird. I shall lead it.

[@TheMememan]

Nobody: Eggsoup starting a video: *ANyONE KnOW WhaT A MeAtBalL SalAD Is???*

[@TRSHLupe]

This video was someone rambling about meatball salad and rocket jumpers for 15 minutes and i love it 💀

[@theenimus3081]

100 questions even science can’t answer :

[@adameastland822]

Noone: Me: hey google, what's meatball salad?

[@xdlilmanhaider8407]

Dude is really having a full on convo with us and in the second match the brynn couldnt even land a single hit on him.

[@user-bv1yq5xb1y]

2:26 Winning with 0 damage taken. Thats the dream right there

[@aetrinx8225]

I swear Eggsoup just thinks of the best things/ questions . It’s so random and I love it 😂😂😂

[@E2Gtube]

egg : *Is spaghetti and meatballs a salad?* Me : "No stupid it's a -" *"Wait, he's not wrong though."*

[@xv1988]

I like how he casually bodies everyone, while having a meatball salad crisis

[@finfunk5846]

Eggsoup ponders the most important questions in life

[@_jumbo9961]

Egg... Humble Eggsoup.... I believe you have made a masterpiece

[@RuneVerweij]

I like the part where he talked about meatball salad

[@eggsoup]

glad to hear, that was one of my favorite parts too

[@revrsjackolantern7]

alternative title: teros is making a meatball salad and nobody can stop him

[@snoxzyyy442]

Eggsoup before this video: «VODKA WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA»

[@lemonthecougar4120]

2:24 meatball salad jv 4 that wasn’t even thought of by him

[@omni5244]

Eggsoups thumbnail: I play 2 dex Teros Also eggsoup: *meatball salad*

[@funturtlestuff9680]

Bruh i like click on the video and I just hear, MEATBALL SALAD?

[@Ben-wy7xj]

I like how someone named "eggsoup" is confused about meatball salad

[@tehboi2433]

imma do a rollout to school now thx for the idea eggsoup

[@g_i_o_0335]

Eggsoup just casually getting a perfect game while talking about meatball salad😂

[@Kataigidas]

Oh yes, classic LAAAAG

[@rileybyman3284]

when he said “they are disgusting”, i laughed so intensly i almost spat

[@sa-mpmoments8288]

Nobody: Brynn: 0 Damage

[@pietro6227]

???

[@cyanstar9118]

@@pietro6227 1:05

[@gammax0516]

I love how eggsoup talks about meatball salad while 0 to deathing a guy three times

[@vancecarter341]

this was legitimately some the most entertaining content vie seen in a while. I was sad when it ended

[@remzzz_ldn5829]

#1 waffler honestly who even thinks of meatball salad Could only be our eggsoup

[@MasteroftheLollipops]

now THIS is the content i'm looking for

[@bigsnek0457]

WTF IS THIS FEVER DREAM OF A VIDEO I AM JUST MELTING

[@Hermitcrab121]

The dialogue in this video is how I imagine having a stronk must feel like

[@Sithisine]

I come expecting a video about game mechanics and some dumb stuff and it opens up with "Meatball Salad"

[@johncaseles6301]

His name is lag.

[@enigma3297]

I love how eggsoup just starts the video talking about meatballs and salad rather than explaining what the video is.

[@es_stinkt_puhfelix6293]

i actually died laughing holy shit "ur house is peeing on u" dude how can he say stuff like that with a straight face NON STOP. fucking love the content pls dont ever change.

[@kaonashi7025]

eggsoup: its not funny me laughing to insanity:

[@limelogoverlake4814]

So,In order to know what meatball salad is, we need to have your rocket jumper eaten by dog. Causing you to be late to school and the bully will push you into godlocker, sending you to god dimension and craft a supreme computer to answer you what meatball salad is

[@sockity1586]

You could a video called "BALANCE" where you play legends that have a stat line of 5s and 6s. (Bodvar, Jaeyun, Diana, Ragnir and Rayman)

[@deerdeeryt9958]

Eggsoup: I was gifted with foresight Me:but all you have is questions not answers.

[@raku1206]

Can I get uhhh meatball salad with a jv4 stock? Egg: coming right up

[@mr.electro4674]

Rocket boots are way beyond us, if they existed they would be extremely dangerous, unstable and like half your height because of the fuel needed to lift you off the ground from the surface tension. Even if you jumped then gained a small boost you still need so much energy and fuel

[@steemed_milkn_eggs]

Funny cuz when you said meatball salad last video I dwelled on It too then boom .1 secs in sO WaT iS mEetBaLl SaLiD

[@xdlilmanhaider8407]

Eggsoup: I dont know what words are coming out my mouth Me: Words of intelligence

[@DavisDiscombobulated]

Didn’t expect to spend my time watching egg jv4 someone whilst talking about how to make meatball salad but here we are

[@hyperog8143]

Eggsoup: Meatball Salad, Rocket propel ME: Eggsoups on somthin

[@bakuretsu9187]

Is nobody gonna pay attention to him casually 0 to deathing the first guy 3 times in a row while talking about meatball salad xDDDD

[@bakuretsu9187]

19:35 no egg we don't know, we really just do not know what the heck you are talking about hahaha

[@daxx3y]

Salad is a combination of food group in the same category. Examples Fruit Salad: all fruits inna bowl Chick salad: chicken in a bowl Potato salad: potato inna bowl BASICALLY its the combination of the same food group in a refrigerated state

[@JayGrayble]

On todays epsode of eggsoup eggsoup talks about meatball salad while no-hit 3 stocking a poor soul

[@afiqedwinabdillah2961]

Eggsoup: Meatball Salad Me: That's cannibalism. (Teros = Meatball)

[@amago8650]

Funny story about pidgeons: Someone had dropped a sandwich in the middle of a plaza, and around 200 or so pidgeons had gathered around it and were fighting over scraps in various places. I convinced my brother to sneak up on the pidgeons while they were distracted and scare them. He got within 5 feet of them and scared them, and the result was the loudest WHUMPH you will ever hear from the sound of 200+ pidgeons taking off at once. Scared us both.

[@averagedegenerate1765]

I wonder if he is drunk 😂🌚

[@jeffrytatum]

I expect a "meatball salad rant 2" video in a month time

[@Mango-hx1ul]

eggspoup what did you smoke before do this video?

[@shakirwang6564]

This video will forever be cemented in the eggsoup hall of fame. Keep throwing chairs, we'll miss you king

[@ubiquitousmop9935]

this video of neck birds and rocket jumpers made me laugh, thank you.

[@lucasteganox9049]

How when you won to someone haveing lag: That guy: yeah, right, i'm going to play candy crush

[@S3NS_]

How does he go on talking about meatball salad while casually 3 stocking everyone? His goals are beyond my understanding.

[@romeroamsrome]

this may well be my favourite eggsoup video

[@lautarocastrocesar7756]

this is my favourite eggsoup video, because the fact that he is like 5 minutes talking about meatball salad, (which i will make because of the existance of this video) and being frustrated about what the hell is meatball salad, while is demolishing other people in brawlhala is so stupid is hilarious, at least to me

[@deerdeeryt9958]

Eggsoup:I was gifted with foresight. Me:why don’t u use it more often boii

[@nathanimamoto1307]

if you have a meatball, and you flatten it, it is meat.

[@johncaseles6301]

In 9:23 his question is Why are pigeons called pigeons? Our answer: The word 'pigeon' is actually derived from the Latin word 'pipio', which means 'young bird'. The word then passed into Old French as 'pijon' and thus the English name 'pigeon' was derived, which is now used the world over as a common name for the rock dove.

[@BREED.]

This is the most eggsoupy eggsoup video Ive ever seen, I love it

[@testhekid]

this title is relatable my mind hurts now that i have witnessed egg's mind

[@karolakaradebolag]

no one: eggsoup: *cassualy beats someone without taking damage while talking about meatball salad and playing teros with 2 dexterity*

[@Ze_hits_180s]

The meatball salad is probably morning stupidity

[@ilikeanime1610]

what i learned today : rocket jumper with salad sticker eating meat ball salad while cheating with master computer

[@butacasual]

About the ToS, EULAs and stuff - there was a guy in 2005 or so who has won a 1000$ simply by reading the eula - the guys responsible for that put in there that the first person to contact them and ask about said dollars would simply get them. Reportedly it took the company around 5 month and 3000 sales to give the money away

[@N1ght_7123]

Title: LAAAAAAG Eggsoup: MeAtBaLl SaLaD

[@ToatsMcGoats534]

when you play these strikeouts you needa remember to switch out the order of the lineup so you're not just playing the same 1st character the whole video cuz you hardly die 😂

[@fuego786]

The poor guy at the beginning, lam was suffering tye hell of meta while this guy talking about meatball salad am done hahahaha

[@aryamaran3125]

Alternate Title: Revisiting Eggsoup's Disturbing Mind (Beyond Scared Straight)

[@HydraWerewolf]

"Does spaghetti qualify as salad?" - EggSoup 2020

[@rafaelsenna1022]

I was sleeping and when i woke up KZbin auto passed videos to this one, and english even isn't my first languange.

[@swivlle3558]

egg: why are they called piegons? me: A pidgin /ˈpɪdʒɪn/, or pidgin language, is a grammatically simplified means of communication that develops between two or more groups that do not have a language in common: typically, its vocabulary and grammar are limited and often drawn from several languages so it NOT a bird

[@phantomkg4869]

Eggsoup: Plays Teros without spamming* Me: *Wait, that's illegal...*

[@yawn2274]

next up - "we invented the mcrib, why exactly can't we build a portable particle accelerator?"