Coding Terrible Choices into Minecraft

[@user-sz6oj6jo6k]

*This 30 minute long maneuver will cost us 7 months*

[@MinTheFou]

Upload schedule 👍

[@cat_supernova2242]

Interstellar reference and a reference to his upload schedule!

[@InfinityYT-dv4lg]

Better than my yt upload schedule ngl

[@377GhrHello]

Quality over quantity

[@cosmicbricks3339]

Frr

[@toothiee]

I like how a good amount of the negatives don't apply in the nether, which makes it the better dimension to be in (For example, there are no leaves to become creepers).

[@toothiee]

@@FukaiKokoro Warped trees have Warped Wart Blocks, which are wart, and not leaves.

[@Benjamin-h9u]

Ok

[@tomsthefish2002]

But they explode into flowers with random loot tables though.

[@JoshyRB]

This is like the April Fools Vote Update, except you’re forced to choose something, and the choices are more dangerous.

[@vaguedestruction]

yes

[@dhruvsavla]

Yes

[@pvzFan123yt]

Yes

[@LogicalDraws]

Yes

[@Just_Anup]

Yes

[@coltonthomson2785]

I love how luxintrus' pov is instantly recognizable just because all hell breaks loose

[@ellie1belly]

real

[@evereq8970]

Some things are better not to

[@evereq8970]

​@@ellie1bellySome things are better not to

[@disguisebtch2671]

​@@evereq8970son your mother is very disappointed

[@franciasii2435]

Wtf happened here?

[@ishangandhi6675]

*Drops a video* *Leaves for the next 6 months* *Repeat* *Refuses to elaborate*

[@VeryUnusualPerson]

Non existent Profit

[@FireAxe0000]

EightSidedGigachad

[@Torviking3367]

@@FireAxe0000Real

[@___blocked]

This is the patented CoryxKenshin upload method, designed to maximise revenue.

[@Stupicanos]

Coding takes a long time it toke epic six years to make fortnite

[@user-ok3rr2uk4z]

Would you rather: upload consistently or draw 20

[@obsitheobsidian]

he choosed draw 20

[@2cool4Upanther]

@@obsitheobsidian chose*

[@cragasm]

​@@2cool4Upantherchhoiisse****

[@muhammadzarafateh1911]

The youtuber:

[@cragasm]

wait what how did my comment get removed

[@yughhgh0420]

9:13 "noo i cant eat it :(" *full hunger bar*

[@TheyDoBeDyin]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games...

[@TheyDoBeDyin]

No way this was the punch line in the end. I'm the predictor.

[@FinnWasToasted]

H?

[@RenateKruse]

LOL

[@JlJoJo_2567]

@@TheyDoBeDyinbruhhhh

[@dominicduvall5046]

*Starts chopping infinite pigs* Nobody taking my games

[@ifisomehowdontexistthenfmehaha]

18:10 rat furiously twerking in the background killed me.

[@neverdaddy]

lol fr

[@CrazyDiamondo]

Rodent

[@eriottomakurashi]

The best part is that he was bone-mealing the ground and not doing it for fun, but to survive

[@HerzaPop]

Finally you added april first update 2023

[@Shayd1yCat]

9:52 well if its food value of steak but its a bacon. i guess you can stay youv'e mISTEAKen

[@eightrightturns7120]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA get out

[@giraffebean]

would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, INFINITE games, but no games

[@eightrightturns7120]

You get games, unlimited games. But no games so you CANT EVEN USE YOUR UNLIMITED GAMES!!???!?!?!!!?!??!

[@giraffebean]

@@eightrightturns7120 but you get games, unlimited games

[@PhelanRichardson]

​@@giraffebeanYOU TAKE THE FUCKING BACON!!!

[@giraffebean]

@@PhelanRichardson BUT WHAT ABOUT THE UNLIMITED GAMES

[@jingboss1234]

jschlatt reference

[@obeliks_potowski]

No way bro randomly uploaded after 7 months

[@oddd2833]

Its 30 minutes long worth it

[@whateverwhenever7519]

⁠that’s his upload schedule

[@floopdoodler]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

[@Duzzi2013]

Finally A New Video After Like 100,000,000 Years!!

[@gamephoenix9676]

wtf is that profile picture

[@fahriagung-_.]

18:35 NOOOOOOO, I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU COULD USE IT (fletching table)

[@Americanbadashh]

When this mod becomes publicly available I hope it's easy to add our own events as well. Also it feels like the unraveling table needs to still reset you but only turn them off for a time, but getting another 5 items can extend that time.

[@UwUDaniUwU]

7:50 "would you rather have unlimited bacon-" me: "but no games. Or games, unlimited games. But no games"

[@astronyu]

18:10 crying at rat furiously humping the dirt in the background

[@fahriagung-_.]

3:55 "this going so well and you forget to remove the spawn protection 😅"

[@chappjack]

"OH IT'S BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN! I DON'T GET TO VO-" -Luxintrus, 2024

[@TemperYeet]

LMAO FR

[@Acirclee]

Honestly wild!

[@evelynuwu]

​@@ForTheJerusalem she goes by she/her or they/them

[@Acirclee]

@@ForTheJerusalem Damn... and i thought religion was about acceptance of others.

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@ForTheJerusalem 🤓

[@Subird]

16:11 I almost died of laughter, this editor's comment😂

[@modmaniamadness]

16:16*

[@eightrightturns7120]

@@modmaniamadness 16:11 gives you enough time to pause and stuff

[@coned-up]

@@eightrightturns7120you have too much time to pause

[@v3ctor416]

That in sync dance was perfect lmao

[@JaegerDreadful]

That GUI looks CLEAAAAN my dude. Great stuff!

[@SOSTOL_CAT]

Like just for this 5:29. That's peak comedy.

[@TemperYeet]

Sexist joke lmao 😂

[@HatMeister]

As soon as I saw the Unlimited Bacon option earlier, I knew there had to be a Games, Unlimited Game, but No Games option

[@RogerChuy-rn8py]

The fact Lux was eating churros and being rushed is funny

[@pawebrzezinski9926]

29:34 that milk is very sus.

[@SlippyLegJones]

"this is bad for me because I'm dyslexic" lmao

[@ghostlysmith8542]

I thought the leafs into creepers choice was a one time thing, then like a minute later get a glorious clip of a forest of leafs turning into creepers, this is truly anazing

[@rachelmaltby1229]

the end i knew the unlimited bacon was familiar i gasped so hard like its the meme

[@fahriagung-_.]

10:30 I think you should make the player who gets the twist get a protective effect (like protection and temporary absorption) so they don't die while selecting the option.

[@dayzlove4994]

7:23 Reinforced deepslate is mined the same with you fist as an efficiency 5 netherite pickaxe...

[@JuiceBox000]

Wrong

[@bluebobaberry]

3:20 "Gain 10 million subscribers but they find out what you did" Thats kinda sus man, my curiosity has peaked in interest

[@br3adjam]

tldr: eightsidedsquare literally made his own now new and improved version of the vote update and trolled his friends with it :) + everyone makes the silliest choices ever for 30 minutes

[@BowInf]

tldw* (too long don't watch)

[@ChrisW101]

Wait, this is that one guy who makes silly mods and hibernates for 7 months to regain mana for future "social" interactions.

[@fahriagung-_.]

1:05 Who would have thought that being a vegetarian could give you problems in Minecraft

[@AK907a]

The start of the video: aaaaah, I hate looking at eight’s screen The end of the video: aaaaah, let me look at eight’s screen instead of the others

[@Neptune_ISS]

0:14 I'd rather do both

[@kwestfal513]

QugypI’m hio Hu ilfeda

[@thefamily8586]

Same

[@Shetposterwithnosubs]

​@@kwestfal513 did bro just invent his own language-

[@ZeeJoen]

​@@Shetposterwithnosubs learn the earthgok language

[@Xander081987]

You've literally made this game more fun with 1 mod, than I've ever seen it in my entire..... 14+ years playing. Good on you dude! I hope you go far!

[@NoshaY3]

You should keep this and make this like an SMP, and have people that want to destroy the unrathering table, and people that want to activate it.

[@Absolute_degenerate]

Bro just apeared

[@jonnestyronicha497]

lux's parts with her silly shaders looked like the scene in the movie where that one druggie is just having an acid trip the entire time

[@jonnestyronicha497]

I mean the entire video is just people on very long acid trips really

[@LeReubzRic]

Lux will now turn into an egg

[@monkey_manne]

his

[@jonnestyronicha497]

@@monkey_manne ...lux is a woman, as she has stated many times, even in this video alone. you can live in your own egocentric version of reality if you want but don't expect others to conform to how you want to see the world

[@LeReubzRic]

@@monkey_manne bro wants to start a war 💀💀

[@dotxoz.]

I really want to see more of these videos that just have some random goals with random prompts and mods. It's so fun to watch.

[@KushagraPratap]

Schlatt would be proud

[@SomeRandomCake]

This guy is basically quality over quantity And i like that

[@gamerg987]

4:49 oh that aged well didn’t it

[@itsRuszard]

Alternate title: Minecraft but we are consumed every single drug known to man

[@RobertoDeMundo]

Though the worst choice you can make in Minecraft is clicking the delete button

[@epic_labs]

Rat screaming frantically while creepers fall out of trees is not something I knew I needed

[@RobertoDeMundo]

The return of the king?!

[@Poseidonyoyo]

Yessir

[@missplatinum879]

*PRAY TO THE KING*

[@obsitheobsidian]

another 7 months break

[@gamerobotjimmy]

22:55 “I'd rather not see anything than see all the multiverses at once.”

[@Airconditionergaming]

Bro came back from the farlands

[@debamibroeder4783]

Make it so that thing removes all of your current effects instead of stopping choices from appearing

[@mrvenom935]

Would you rather have: Unlimited bacon, but no games. or Games, unlimited games, but no games. (Both choices will kick you from the game)

[@chelseagildea6361]

12:51 “I may be smoll but I can do crits faster “

[@LeoSquared]

I was literally checking your channel a few hours ago only to get jumpscared by your return

[@thesmolpopato4972]

I cant get over how i have the video set to 720p, yet Eight's pov is permanently set to 144p for some ungodly reason

[@kamildank]

29:39 youtuber cake comment brought back some traumatic memories for sure

[@ceepert2153]

Its amazing that he recorded his perspective from a smart fridge

[@0X0GABRIEL0X0]

Woah! Human cake reference. Cultured

[@SelfEmbodimentOfPerfection]

They may have unlimited unlimited bacon, but theyll never have any games.

[@CirceShade]

EightSidedSquare uploaded a video, today is a good year

[@iloveeggsandbacon]

yea today definitely lasted 365 days

[@CirceShade]

@@iloveeggsandbacon I mean, does your today not last for 366 days because 2024 is quirky like that?

[@iloveeggsandbacon]

@@CirceShade no, december 31 would last for 366 days!!

[@CirceShade]

@@iloveeggsandbacon that’s not the point, the point is that I’m happy cuz eightSidedSquare posted a vid, ok?

[@Monkeymario.]

28:17 mostly very good at the piano you are now a professinal pianist

[@Vivianvanilla]

That lux “I get it cause I’m a woman” moment was so funny

[@The_cgull]

That's how I learned Lux goes by She/Her 💀

[@JuiceBox000]

Why tho. It’s clearly a dude

[@Vivianvanilla]

@@JuiceBox000 she isn’t! Hope this helps!

[@JuiceBox000]

@@Vivianvanilla but he is. You can literally hear it if you have functional ears.

[@KassidyKobold]

Lmao Rat violently twerking in a block of wheat making it grow faster XD

[@ThatMzGuy]

Whole video summarized: Eight is short and looks funny Winsweep gets the best & worst luck Lux has 70 headaches Rat creates chaos with his choices Thank you for this beautiful video Eight, cant wait to get it in a month or so!

[@specevodragona.k.a.henryca5000]

You should add a speed running challenge where two or more players compete to get rid of the would you rather prompts first!

[@HikasCorner]

"Oh i get it, it's because im a woman" lux and i have the same self-hating trans humor and i love her for it

[@garlic4302]

real

[@gwensmith7439]

Facts

[@The_cgull]

SAME

[@fahriagung-_.]

31:20 This person cannot escape while under Eight's supervision

[@SubstantialMoon]

isn't it still illegal to put minecraft mods behind a paywall no matter if its released 3 months after?

[@BasicBrokentelevision]

No it’s not

[@Jintyandpugstudios356]

Well if he permanently put it behind a paywall,it would Be. But it’s not paywall end forever,when you support him you just get early access.

[@BasicBrokentelevision]

@@Jintyandpugstudios356 it’s still wouldn’t be

[@minecrafting_il]

Winsweep dying to get rid of the final prompt is incredible

[@_Ordinace_]

i actually thought dude just quit lmao

[@lunashadow5403]

Best way to circumvent the sinking boat- have them sit on a pig and link the pig to the boat. (Possibly by putting it in the boat)

[@CaptBlock]

Lux's woman jokes were hilarious. I can't wait to play this with my friends when it releases

[@DriftingDraftsman]

Wow, not only is this a great idea, you also designed this really really well. Props man.

[@TheComputerCrasher42]

So it's like the Vote Update, but worse. Nice.

[@creativename692]

Updates but worse is kind of EightSidedSquare’s thing

[@Slyme_7]

dude this was actually peak. and with the unlimited bacon but no games at the end XD

[@Saturnlock]

I knew there was gonna be an Unlimited bacon/no games reference in this video. I just didn't expect it to be twice.

[@mymarbles6478]

WHY WAS EIGHTS QUALITY 360p

[@TheSkiLiftGuy]

He said at the beginning 💀💀💀

[@dayzlove4994]

It's 144p

[@mexicanitachi]

To be fair, I watch everything at 480p

[@ginqus]

y'all need to learn what bitrate is

[@FizzleFX]

14:30 bursts into laughter 😂😂😂 Alegric to flowers while creepers are flower bombs... Brilliant 29:40 wow uncensored

[@bobjonesisthebestastro]

isnt a paid mod against tos

[@AcsaiGuy]

Yup

[@JuiceBox000]

No

[@MadOliveGaming]

the fact that i basically choked on air at least three times during this video earned you a sub lol

[@glitch_mix]

It's been 84 years...

[@Monkeymario.]

32:04 i remember this trolley problem

[@HusltyMustly]

I LOVE BREAKING MINECRAFT EULA AND HIDING MODS BEHIND PAYWALLS :P

[@The_cgull]

Wut

[@asschezch]

​​@@The_cgull"Any Mods you create for Minecraft: Java Edition from scratch belong to you (including pre-run Mods and in-memory Mods) and you can do whatever you want with them, as long as you don't sell them for money / try to make money from them and so long as you don’t distribute Modded Versions of the game." excerpt from the eula, he goes around this via making paying for the mod just "early access" of it until the official free release which in the description is due sep 1 2024.

[@HusltyMustly]

@@The_cgull yeah there was a dramam about that with jetstarfish so idk why ppl still do it

[@tyxolotl]

@@HusltyMustlyits in early access and even has a release window

[@piranhaboy13_15]

It’s not breaking EULA because he’s releasing it in September. You pay to get it early

[@RaidFiftyOne]

I would actually watch an SMP like this, I feel like the unraveling table would have to only turn them off for a certain amount of time depending on the items you bring, or it could be it says it has 2 options each of which is you lose a random good and you lose a random bad. Maybe the more objects you bring to it the more bad you lose for 1 good.

[@johnnydracaena6052]

WHEN SHE FELL OUT OF TJE WORLD 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@JuiceBox000]

He

[@foncess]

It would've been neat to see y'all go beat the dragon with all the modifiers you got after disabling the would you rather thing

[@aleixspace]

Its because im a woman, i font get to vote

[@FriedMonkey362]

Why did he say that lol

[@Xfrtrex]

@@FriedMonkey362 she's trans

[@mayhair]

@@FriedMonkey362 i think she's trans

[@nerida3347]

​@@FriedMonkey362she

[@The_cgull]

​@@FriedMonkey362She

[@straycat698]

29:38 “This is a KZbinr cake!” “The second one ever made” FLASHBACKS

[@journeytorainbownights]

5:33 is the funniest part because he's not a woman

[@niilovalorinta1107]

that sounds like you didn't get the actual joke of that clip :DDD... What's exactly funny about what you said anyway?

[@Waffle_6]

@@niilovalorinta1107the funny part is that hes actually not a woman

[@clashcollegecarter2842]

14:07 I love how EightSidedSquare just casually pushed him on the chunk everyone was standing on 😆

[@chanciels]

mods aren't supposed to be paywalled

[@fireblade696]

It’s coming out next month

[@chanciels]

@@fireblade696 can you get this COMPLETE mod right now for free? you cannot. that is a paywall.

[@JohannesWulf-bp2qd]

Too bad

[@souland3566]

@@chanciels too bad bozo you can get it now

[@chanciels]

@@souland3566 yeah the mod was too bad

[@Spoonzard]

I like to think this whole video is just a 30 minute long setup for the unlimited bacon but no games joke

[@craftlygamer2351]

I am the 1000th comment, every 10 likes i will update this comment.

[@karoleq3129]

At least you tried bro

[@ItsErrex]

This seems like a chaotic 2-4hrs playthrough with friends on a friday evening ngl

[@j-b-l8147]

Lux's voting joke could have worked. But he's not a woman. Idk who he even is I can just tell from his voice.

[@j-b-l8147]

@@neskiblox oh... that makes sense now.

[@j-b-l8147]

@@neskiblox sorry that's not the first thing I think of. I don't occupy the same obscure niche of the internet as you.

[@neskiblox]

@@j-b-l8147 well i'm sorry as well, it's just that most comments that followed this pattern were just obvious lolm truce?

[@JuiceBox000]

Fr. It’s a weird thing to pretend about

[@abigriffin9496]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?

[@uxkwn4894]

good thing KZbin decided to recommend this 3 months after he uploaded

[@IAmGoldenBones]

I would rather infinite games but no games because even though no games is bad, you get unlimited games which is really good and makes up for it.

[@keanpardillo6243]

Here's a suggestion, after adding too many fish in minecraft. Add more birds please!!